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The Joaquin Appreciation Thread #1

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sol
06-29-2005, 10:38 PM
Sol I love you :hug:

And I love Esther....

Thanks! :smooch:

I love you as well :smooch:

_______

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same
service.

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:39 PM
Thanks! :smooch:

I love you as well :smooch:

_______

Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same
service.


Awww finally someone loves me... :yippee:

willie
06-29-2005, 10:39 PM
Sol I love you :hug:

And I love Esther....

there is somebody you dont love :confused: ...:lol:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:39 PM
I love Tytta ..and I love myself...and I'm in a love mood..

Life is beautifull..

Oh well I'm drunk again...forget it :retard:


Claudia :hearts: :inlove:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:40 PM
Hell, i love everyone, except jerome that is .... ;)

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:40 PM
there is somebody you dont love :confused: ...:lol:

I love everyone Willie when I drink too much... :silly:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:41 PM
there is somebody you dont love :confused: ...:lol:


:haha: :haha: :haha:

willie
06-29-2005, 10:41 PM
am i in a lesbic thread.....:confused:
:lol:;)

sol
06-29-2005, 10:41 PM
i will bad repp that guy :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Please don’t bad rep Vanessa. She’s just a Brazilian fan and you know the rivalry between both countries. :hug:


_______________





A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to
cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so
thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him
to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to
rent a plane and take photos from the air.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate.
He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!'' The pilot swung
the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the
air.
The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low
passes so I can take some pictures."
"Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded,
"and photographers take photographs."
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You mean
you're not the flight instructor?"

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:41 PM
Claudia :hearts: :inlove:

You I love all the time :inlove:

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 10:42 PM
No, willie, you're not in a lesbian thread.

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:42 PM
am i in a lesbic thread.....:confused:
:lol:;)


Why you're one??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

sol
06-29-2005, 10:43 PM
am i in a lesbic thread.....:confused:
:lol:;)

:lol: :bolt:

______

What's the difference between a computer and a blonde?

The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:43 PM
Why you're one??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


willie is a man!!!!!! :mad:

:p

willie
06-29-2005, 10:44 PM
Please don’t bad rep Vanessa. She’s just a Brazilian fan and you know the rivalry between both countries. :hug:


_______________





A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned to
cover the fires at Yellowstone National Park.
When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was so
thick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for him
to photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission to
rent a plane and take photos from the air.
He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate.
He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!'' The pilot swung
the little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in the
air.
The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three low
passes so I can take some pictures."
"Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded,
"and photographers take photographs."
The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You mean
you're not the flight instructor?"

sorry sol, is nothing against her, she can laugh, and post photos of brazilian players celebrating, thats good, but not argie players crying, thats not a good actitude of her, i already bad rep her :o

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:45 PM
It's time to change the title of the thread I guess :crying2:

sol
06-29-2005, 10:45 PM
sorry sol, is nothing against her, she can laugh, and post photos of brazilian players celebrating, thats good, but not argie players crying, thats not a good actitude of her, i already bad rep her :o

OK :p

____

The company sergent is briefing the recruits:

"For the next ten weeks the commanding officer will be your father,
and I will be your mother. Incidentally we are not married, so you
know what that makes you..."

willie
06-29-2005, 10:45 PM
Why you're one??? :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

no, thats why im asking :o

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:45 PM
willie is a man!!!!!! :mad:

:p

I thought he was a girl :angel:

Nah jus kiding..I know that :p

willie
06-29-2005, 10:46 PM
sorry guys today im in a bad day and if i stay i guess i will get mad with everybody, perhaps i must go.......:o

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 10:46 PM
no, thats why im asking :o


No, damn it, no... :mad:

willie
06-29-2005, 10:48 PM
It's time to change the title of the thread I guess :crying2:

if everybody wants....no problem ;)

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:49 PM
sorry guys today im in a bad day and if i stay i guess i will get mad with everybody, perhaps i must go.......:o


Willie I'm not any better :angel:

I writing the most stupid things...

My friend just ran from the MSN ..cause of that :( :rolls:

willie
06-30-2005, 12:51 AM
guys!!!
come on tell me if i have to change the name of the thread...:confused:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:53 AM
sorry guys today im in a bad day and if i stay i guess i will get mad with everybody, perhaps i must go.......:o


my king :hug:

sigmagirl91
06-30-2005, 12:53 AM
guys!!!
come on tell me if i have to change the name of the thread...:confused:

Change it!!! And please don't tell me you need help in figuring out how to change the name of the thread.

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:54 AM
guys!!!
come on tell me if i have to change the name of the thread...:confused:


do not change it :mad: why....what would you want to call it?

willie
06-30-2005, 12:54 AM
my king :hug:

im a bit better now :)

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:56 AM
im a bit better now :)


what was wrong? How did the math exam go?

willie
06-30-2005, 12:57 AM
i dont know, but since the thread reached the 1000 the posts in the thread change alot, and lots asked me to change the name...

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:57 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/kissing1/18.gif

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:58 AM
i dont know, but since the thread reached the 1000 the posts in the thread change alot, and lots asked me to change the name...


well, maybe we should have a game of who pick the name, if you do not like it

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:59 AM
maybe, willie's house of passion

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:00 AM
or maybe Jerome is a Meanie

willie
06-30-2005, 01:00 AM
i passed my math test:)

willie
06-30-2005, 01:02 AM
Andysgirl and her band thread:)

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:03 AM
i passed my math test:)


:woohoo: congrats darling!

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:04 AM
Andysgirl and her band thread:)


no, you started it so it must have your name in it :p

sol
06-30-2005, 01:04 AM
Andysgirl and her band thread:)

Congrats :D :worship:

_________

Two men were walking through the woods when a large bear
walked out into the clearing no more than 50 feet in front of them.
The first man dropped his backpack and dug out a pair of running
shoes, then began to furiously attempt to lace them up as the bear
slowly approached them. The second man looked at the first,
confused, and said, "What are you doing? Running shoes aren't
going to help, you can't outrun that bear." "I don't need to," said
the first man, "I just need to outrun you."

sol
06-30-2005, 01:05 AM
no, you started it so it must have your name in it :p

Yep :p

_________

A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a
while, the girl says, "I wish you had a flashlight."

He says, "Why's that?"

She says, "Because you've been eating grass for fifteen
minutes."

sigmagirl91
06-30-2005, 01:05 AM
maybe, willie's house of passion

Ding ding: PERFECT!!! :D

sol
06-30-2005, 01:06 AM
At a government affair, the wives of four world
leaders are chatting about how people refer to a
penis in their countries.

The wife of Tony Blair says in England people
call it a gentleman, because it stands up when
women are entering.

The wife of Boris Yeltsin says in Russia you call
it a patriot, because you never know if it will
hit you on the front or on the back side.

The wife of Chirac says in France you call it a
curtain, because it goes down after the act.

With great resignation, the wife of Clinton says
in the USA you call it a rumor, because it
goes from mouth to mouth...

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:07 AM
ok then..willies house of passion...what do you think willie, my king?

willie
06-30-2005, 01:09 AM
ok then..willies house of passion...what do you think willie, my king?

i dont like thoose type of titles my queen, if it must have my name i think the one of your siggy is okay, willie's avatar thread :p

sigmagirl91
06-30-2005, 01:09 AM
i dont like thoose type of titles my queen, if it must have my name i think the one of your siggy is okay, willie's avatar thread :p

HELL NO!!! Out with the boring stuff already. :mad:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:11 AM
i dont like thoose type of titles my queen, if it must have my name i think the one of your siggy is okay, willie's avatar thread :p


then we dont need to change it my love :D

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:11 AM
sigma, a suggestion then?

willie
06-30-2005, 01:13 AM
sigma, a suggestion then?

yes sigma, suggest something

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:26 AM
no suggestion then....so it shall stay the same my king?

willie
06-30-2005, 01:31 AM
no suggestion then....so it shall stay the same my king?

yes :)
my quote help me to think i dont have to change it, so thank you woodrow!!!:lol:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:32 AM
:lol: willie :hug: are you having a good night?

willie
06-30-2005, 01:35 AM
:lol: willie :hug: are you having a good night?

yes, i left my bad day behind ;)

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:37 AM
yes, i left my bad day behind ;)


Im glad :kiss: why do you not like passion?

willie
06-30-2005, 01:38 AM
Im glad :kiss: why do you not like passion?

cuase there are already thoose type of threads, and lots of them :o
i want something more original ;)

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:40 AM
what is your suggestion my king?

maybe willie's playhouse?
willie is the master?
willie and his pals?

willie
06-30-2005, 01:44 AM
im not sure....:confused:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:45 AM
you have no suggestions either? do I have to think of everything myself? ;)

willie
06-30-2005, 01:49 AM
you have no suggestions either? do I have to think of everything myself? ;)


:lol:
i have, but they are bad....
MTF friends pub or club :rolleyes:
Original posters thread :devil:

cobalt60
06-30-2005, 01:50 AM
What sort of monarchy or maybe anarchy have I stumbled on this evening lady and gentleman?

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:51 AM
Original posters thread :devil:


this is a good one :D you are creative my king :smooch:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:52 AM
What sort of monarchy or maybe anarchy have I stumbled on this evening lady and gentleman?


:hug: we are trying to re name willie's thread apparently

willie
06-30-2005, 01:53 AM
What sort of monarchy or maybe anarchy have I stumbled on this evening lady and gentleman?

hi!!!
you can help as in our problem, dont you ;) :p

willie
06-30-2005, 01:54 AM
this is a good one :D you are creative my king :smooch:

:lol:, sometimes....

cobalt60
06-30-2005, 01:55 AM
And what theme do you want the thread to have? Start with that. I will be the co-agitator :devil: Except that I need to go to bed :wavey:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:56 AM
:lol:, sometimes....


i think you are very clever :)

willie's cave of cluelessness?

willie
06-30-2005, 01:57 AM
the theme of the thread is different from the other threads, only for originals

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:57 AM
And what theme do you want the thread to have? Start with that. I will be the co-agitator :devil: Except that I need to go to bed :wavey:


:awww: there is no theme really :shrug:

night sweetie! :sad:

cobalt60
06-30-2005, 02:01 AM
Well you could use the following( And don't mind me what do I really know- It is my hubby who is the creative one in the family lol)
1. Something related to royalty
2. Something related to Willie- school, likes, work etc
3. Something related to you AG

willie
06-30-2005, 02:01 AM
"threads with themes suck"thread:lol:

willie
06-30-2005, 02:03 AM
something related with royalty...i like that one....

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:07 AM
something related with royalty...i like that one....


me too...now what shall it be...

King Willie the Great
join king willie at his palace this evening

???

willie
06-30-2005, 02:08 AM
king willie the great:yeah:....i like that one, but it would be rude from my part to put that title:o

cobalt60
06-30-2005, 02:08 AM
Or any fantasy/science fiction/ favorite book? Example I love the Wizard of Oz so I could see "Emerald City" in a thread title if I had one- which I don't ever want one mind you :eek:

tinuviel_estel
06-30-2005, 02:08 AM
more like free willy :p just kidding ;)

Daniel
06-30-2005, 02:10 AM
what is this thread about?

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:10 AM
more like free willy :p just kidding ;)


:lol: :yeah:

cobalt60
06-30-2005, 02:10 AM
Well there were a couple of famous King Williams- William the Conquerer comes to mind as the most famous. William of Orange -no that won't do.

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:11 AM
what is this thread about?


changing willies avatar :angel: of course

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:11 AM
keep in mind, willie is onlu 17, btw

cobalt60
06-30-2005, 02:13 AM
Well I know you all will come up with a good title! Adios all!

willie
06-30-2005, 02:13 AM
keep in mind, willie is onlu 17, btw

yeah, im still a kid :p ;)

willie
06-30-2005, 02:14 AM
Well I know you all will come up with a good title! Adios all!

bye!, and thanks! :wavey:

willie
06-30-2005, 02:16 AM
"highway to hell"thread, i always liked that song's title:lol:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:16 AM
nice one willie! :yeah:

sue is the best!

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:17 AM
willies emerald isle

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:17 AM
willies fart farm! :yeah:

sigmagirl91
06-30-2005, 02:18 AM
Wee Willie's Workshop?

willie
06-30-2005, 02:20 AM
"keep away, DANGER, dont enter, hazardous area" thread

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:21 AM
Wee Willie's Workshop?


:haha: :haha: remind me to rep you for that also!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:21 AM
"keep away, DANGER, dont enter, hazardous area" thread


nice one baby! :yeah:

willie
06-30-2005, 02:21 AM
what does wee means:confused:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:26 AM
what does wee means:confused:


ehh...sweetie, wee means small

willie
06-30-2005, 02:27 AM
"Never say Never" thread
willies Tommorrowland thread.....???:confused:

Daniel
06-30-2005, 02:30 AM
oh willie you are a kid :kiss: :hug: I love kids :drool:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:31 AM
"Never say Never" thread
willies Tommorrowland thread.....???:confused:


now that I like :yeah:

there are a lot of good suggestions here ( mostly by me) but maybe we should give it a day, so jerome, claudia and mandoura can vote?

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:32 AM
oh willie you are a kid :kiss: :hug: I love kids :drool:


:haha: you :yeah: I cannot rep you again damnit!

willie
06-30-2005, 02:32 AM
now that I like :yeah:

there are a lot of good suggestions here ( mostly by me) but maybe we should give it a day, so jerome, claudia and mandoura can vote?

:lol:, okay
hi daniel! :cool:

willie
06-30-2005, 02:33 AM
oh willie you are a kid :kiss: :hug: I love kids :drool:

or you dick or chick..... :confused:

Daniel
06-30-2005, 02:35 AM
AndysGirl :bigwve: I cant rep you now says gave you too many :p

Willie, it does not matter if i am a chick or a dick . I have lots of love for you :hearts:

willie
06-30-2005, 02:35 AM
it cant be of kings, cause there is already a king here....rducky....:o

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:39 AM
AndysGirl :bigwve: I cant rep you now says gave you too many :p

Willie, it does not matter if i am a chick or a dick . I have lots of love for you :hearts:


willie is sexy eh? :hearts: but back off, he is mine! :p

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:40 AM
it cant be of kings, cause there is already a king here....rducky....:o


he is not a king, he has a kingdom, which has gone away...so is different

willie
06-30-2005, 02:45 AM
he is not a king, he has a kingdom, which has gone away...so is different

okay :angel:

willie
06-30-2005, 02:46 AM
what about:
willie's Kingdom of heaven thread

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:50 AM
what about:
willie's Kingdom of heaven thread


not bad, but needs more "shabang"

willie
06-30-2005, 02:53 AM
not bad, but needs more "shabang"


:lol:, thats a funny word...
:p

tinuviel_estel
06-30-2005, 02:54 AM
maybe you should add another willy in there :p ok i'll stop now :) it's just a joke willie don't be offended :hug:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:55 AM
:lol:, thats a funny word...
:p


means, kind of like fire works , I guess :lol:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 02:56 AM
maybe you should add another willy in there :p ok i'll stop now :) it's just a joke willie don't be offended :hug:


willie is good, he is a cool dude :) how are you doing? Only Tuesday and Wednesday posting right?

tinuviel_estel
06-30-2005, 02:59 AM
i'm fine thanks! :hug: yup. i only post here tues, wed. :) i didn't know willie is only 17 :o

willie
06-30-2005, 03:01 AM
i'm fine thanks! :hug: yup. i only post here tues, wed. :) i didn't know willie is only 17 :o

yes im 17 and im not stupid :(

Becarina
06-30-2005, 03:02 AM
i'm fine thanks! :hug: yup. i only post here tues, wed. :) i didn't know willie is only 17 :o


I know , shocking as he is so masterful! :) What do you do the rest of the week?

Becarina
06-30-2005, 03:02 AM
yes im 17 and im not stupid :(


no one called you stupid honey, she meant she thought you were older, I believe

Daniel
06-30-2005, 03:05 AM
:lol: oh no my Little Willie , i dont thin you are stupid I think you are a hot hunk :drool:

willie
06-30-2005, 03:05 AM
no one called you stupid honey, she meant she thought you were older, I believe

i know bex but she joked on me before :o , when i have a bad first impresion of a person i just dont talk him or her more, thats why in my life i got lots of best friends and various enemies :o :p

Becarina
06-30-2005, 03:05 AM
:lol: oh no my Little Willie , i dont thin you are stupid I think you are a hot hunk :drool:


he is beautiful, have you seen his pic? :inlove:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 03:07 AM
i know bex but she joked on me before :o , when i have a bad first impresion of a person i just dont talk him or her more, thats why in my life i got lots of best friends and various enemies :o :p

i know but tinuviel_estel is a lovely poster and does not mean anything mean :)

Daniel
06-30-2005, 03:08 AM
he is beautiful, have you seen his pic? :inlove:


oh no, i havent seen it yet, where could i find it? :D

willie
06-30-2005, 03:09 AM
i know but tinuviel_estel is a lovely poster and does not mean anything mean :)

i never change my first impressions over people but if you say so ill see.... :rolleyes: ;)

Daniel
06-30-2005, 03:20 AM
http://www.atptennis.com/en/players/playerprofiles/images/C478_AS.jpg

This is my man but my willie is hot too :drool:

tinuviel_estel
06-30-2005, 03:21 AM
oohh.. willie don't be mad at me:tears: i'm sorry if i offended you. :sad: and about your age i thought you were much older than 17 bec. you post like a mature person. well, all i can say is i'm sorry.... you can bad rep. me if you want if, that will make you feel better. see you around guys :wavey:

Daniel
06-30-2005, 03:24 AM
See you Tinuviel_estel :bigwave:

willie
06-30-2005, 03:25 AM
oohh.. willie don't be mad at me:tears: i'm sorry if i offended you. :sad: and about you age i thought you were much loder than 17 bec. you post like a mature person. well, all i can say is i'm sorry.... you can bad rep. me if you want if, that will make you feel better. see you around guys :wavey:

:o i hate to change my ideas, im of thoose hard people :smash: that dont change easily, but with what you told me plus bex telling me you are a good person is okay for the moment. :) ;)
i will introduce myself to you, im willie and im 17 years old :p

willie
06-30-2005, 03:27 AM
http://www.atptennis.com/en/players/playerprofiles/images/C478_AS.jpg

This is my man but my willie is hot too :drool:

yep im that one:yeah:
i hate calleri:o

Daniel
06-30-2005, 03:28 AM
yep im that one:yeah:
i hate calleri:o

why do you hate Agustin? :eek:

willie
06-30-2005, 03:30 AM
why do you hate Agustin? :eek:

i simply dont like him, his actitude on courts...he is talented but as gaudio has a problem with himself :rolleyes:

tinuviel_estel
06-30-2005, 03:31 AM
:o i hate to change my ideas, im of thoose hard people :smash: that dont change easily, but with what you told me plus bex telling me you are a good person is okay for the moment. :) ;)
i will introduce myself to you, im willie and im 17 years old :p

well, i'm gld to hear that.:) thank you bex your an :angel:
i'm Amarie 24 yrs. old and i hope we could be friends soon :)

Daniel
06-30-2005, 03:32 AM
one night with me and he wont have any problem anymore :)

where is Becky?

willie
06-30-2005, 03:38 AM
well, i'm gld to hear that.:) thank you bex your an :angel:
i'm Amarie 24 yrs. old and i hope we could be friends soon :)

hope too ;)

Becarina
06-30-2005, 03:43 AM
my computer is stupid :fiery:

daniel, I told you willie is beautiful :hearts:

willie
06-30-2005, 03:44 AM
my computer is stupid :fiery:

daniel, I told you willie is beautiful :hearts:

what going on with that machine bex???:confused:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 03:48 AM
jackie gave me a virus :(

Daniel
06-30-2005, 03:48 AM
my computer is stupid :fiery:

daniel, I told you willie is beautiful :hearts:

awww hit the pc a couple of time and it will be ok :)

yes he is a hunk

*stokes willie's thick and big willie* :drool: :lick: :smooch:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 03:49 AM
i hit it daniel , we shall see

willie
06-30-2005, 04:05 AM
goodnight everybody, see ya tommorrow......bex remember tommorrow we shall change thi threads name:)

bye!

Daniel
06-30-2005, 04:07 AM
Good night hunk :kiss: :D :drool:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 04:08 AM
goodnight everybody, see ya tommorrow......bex remember tommorrow we shall change thi threads name:)

bye!


willie :sad: good night my king :hug:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 04:31 AM
goodnight willie, my love! :hug: will see you tomorrow, I hope! :wavey:

mandoura
06-30-2005, 12:24 PM
Why is the thread's name getting changed? :fiery:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:25 PM
Why is the thread's name getting changed? :fiery:


because no one wants to post anythi9ng funny anymore :sad:

:wavey:

mandoura
06-30-2005, 12:26 PM
And why this thread is turning into a romantic-comedy dejà-vu? :(

mandoura
06-30-2005, 12:29 PM
because no one wants to post anythi9ng funny anymore :sad:

:wavey:

:hug: Beckita. Missed you sweetie.

:eek: I thought anything we wrote, the old trio + jayrhum and estel, was really funny. What happened? :rolleyes:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:29 PM
And why this thread is turning into a romantic-comedy dejà-vu? :(


not quite sure of that either....:shrug: started as a joke....

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:30 PM
:hug: Beckita. Missed you sweetie.

:eek: I thought anything we wrote, the old trio + jayrhum and estel, was really funny. What happened? :rolleyes:


jg deleted all of his posts :confused:

mandoura
06-30-2005, 12:36 PM
:eek: What?????? When?!!

He has 380 posts in the thread count !!! So how come?

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:38 PM
the other day, I am not sure why :shrug:

how have you been?

mandoura
06-30-2005, 12:46 PM
the other day, I am not sure why :shrug:

how have you been?

I am fine sweety. Miss you all.

Becarina
06-30-2005, 12:51 PM
miss you too! :smooch:

I have a tummy ache today, shall I have some mildew?

sol
06-30-2005, 01:19 PM
:wavey: G'day everyone! :kiss:

:wavey: Bex and Mandoura :kiss: :smooch:


______________

How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?
Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him "lunch".

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:20 PM
Sol :hug: :kiss: how are you today?

sol
06-30-2005, 01:22 PM
Sol :hug: :kiss: how are you today?

I'm good at the moment :D at work :p

What about you?

___________

There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For
no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant's tail, really hard.

Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink
with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago
wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can,
sending him flying way off into the jungle.

"Why did you do that?" the giraffe asks.

"When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason," the elephant replied.
"Wow! You must have a good memory!" exclaimed the giraffe.
"Yep!" said the elephant. "I've got Turtle-Recall."

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:25 PM
at work also :) It is awfully boring so far today...I want to go home :sad: :lol:

sol
06-30-2005, 01:28 PM
at work also :) It is awfully boring so far today...I want to go home :sad: :lol:

:lol: me to but it's only 09:29 AM here

_________

Q: What do you have when you have two green balls in your hand?
A: Kermit's undivided attention.

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:29 PM
8:28am here! I have only been here an hour :lol:

justClaudia
06-30-2005, 01:30 PM
8:28am here! I have only been here an hour :lol:

Where you live AG?

Oh hi there :wavey:

Sol :wavey: :hug:

sol
06-30-2005, 01:32 PM
Sol :wavey: :hug:

:wavey: Hi Claudinha :hug:

__________

A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. While
fishing, the old man starts talking about how times have
changed. The young man picks up on this and starts talking
about the various problems and diseases going around.
Teen says, "Grandpa, they didn't have a whole lot of problems
with all these diseases when you were young did they?"
Grandpa replies, "Nope."
Teen says, "Well, what did you guys use for safe sex?"
Grandpa replies, "A wedding ring."

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:33 PM
hola Claudia! :wavey:

I live in Texas.

Hows it going?

justClaudia
06-30-2005, 01:36 PM
hola Claudia! :wavey:

I live in Texas.

Hows it going?

I'm good ;)

Except for my head...it's hurting a bit :mad:

So you're a cowgirl :lol:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 01:46 PM
I am NOT a cowgirl :fiery:

I am normal, sort of ;)

willie
06-30-2005, 03:19 PM
hola Claudia! :wavey:

I live in Texas.

Hows it going?

wow!, from texas, so must had voted for bush...and also you should be manu's and timmy D spurs fan ;)

hi everybody :wavey:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 03:41 PM
wow!, from texas, so must had voted for bush...and also you should be manu's and timmy D spurs fan ;)

hi everybody :wavey:


yes to Bush and I dont really watch basketball :wavey:

MissFairy
06-30-2005, 03:54 PM
:wavey: :)

Hello everyone,

Hello Bex :ras: ;)

willie
06-30-2005, 03:57 PM
:wavey: :)

Hello everyone,

Hello Bex :ras: ;)

hi missfairy :)

MissFairy
06-30-2005, 03:58 PM
Hiya Willie :hug: Call me Sarah :)

willie
06-30-2005, 04:01 PM
Hiya Willie :hug: Call me Sarah :)

ok, so hi sarah then ;) :wavey:

jasmine(usa)
06-30-2005, 04:04 PM
:wavey: :)

Hello everyone,

Hello Bex :ras: ;):wavey: Sarah Fairy!!!!! :hug::kiss:

willie
06-30-2005, 04:06 PM
oh!, hi jasmine:wavey:......the gaudio fan:o;)

MissFairy
06-30-2005, 04:11 PM
Jas!!! :hug: :kiss: :hug: :) I miss you

justClaudia
06-30-2005, 07:07 PM
I am NOT a cowgirl :fiery:

I am normal, sort of ;)

Sorry sorry don't get mad at me :angel:

I know you're normal...sort of :o

But I'm sure you have a cowboy hat :lol:

willie
06-30-2005, 08:42 PM
this seems like a graveyard today.... :scared:

Becarina
06-30-2005, 09:23 PM
Sorry sorry don't get mad at me :angel:

I know you're normal...sort of :o

But I'm sure you have a cowboy hat :lol:


nope, but I do like some country music and I can two step :o

willie
06-30-2005, 10:15 PM
hi bex:hug:
listen guys today we can reach the 5000, but the thread seems dead:o

sigmagirl91
06-30-2005, 11:03 PM
I'm here. Have we decided on a new title yet?

willie
07-01-2005, 02:10 AM
I'm here. Have we decided on a new title yet?

no, we didnt....perhaps "the graveyard" thread...cause is dead

sigmagirl91
07-01-2005, 03:00 AM
Did you run everybody off, willie?

willie
07-01-2005, 03:22 AM
Did you run everybody off, willie?

since i started posting more frecuently the posters started to disapear, so perhaps i must go so the thread returns to life :sad:

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:43 AM
At 840,000 square miles, Greenland is the largest island in the world. It is three times the size of Texas. By comparison, Iceland is only 39,800 square miles.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:43 AM
Australia is the only country that is also a continent

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:44 AM
Canada is an Indian word meaning 'Big Village'.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:44 AM
Devon is the only county in Great Britain to have two coasts

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:44 AM
Damascus, Syria, was flourishing a couple of thousand years before Rome was founded in 753 BC, making it the oldest continuously inhabited city in existence

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:45 AM
Disney World in Orlando, Florida covers 30,500 acres (46 square miles), making it twice the size of the island of Manhattan, New York. :eek:

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:45 AM
Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:45 AM
Europe has no deserts - it is the only continent without one

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:46 AM
French was the official language of England for over 600 years.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:46 AM
Grand Rapids, Michigan was the first city in the US to put fluoride in their water

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:46 AM
Hawaii is the only US state that grows coffee

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:46 AM
If Monaco's ruling house of Grimaldi should ever be without an heir (male or female), the country will cease to be a sovereign state.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:47 AM
In the Great Seal of the US the eagle grasps 13 arrows and an olive branch

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:47 AM
It is forbidden for aircraft to fly over the Taj Mahal.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:48 AM
La Paz, Bolivia, at 11,900 feet above sea-level, is the highest large city in the world

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:48 AM
Lake Pontchartrain Causeway at New Orleans, Louisiana, is the world's largest bridge. It is almost 24 miles (about 38 kilometers) long.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:49 AM
Mexico City is sinking at a rate of 6 to 8 inches a year because it's built on top of an underground reservoir. Wells are drawing out more and more water for the city's growing population of more than 15 million people

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:49 AM
Most landfilled trash retains its original weight, volume, and form for 40 years

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:49 AM
New Jersey, with 96, is the US state with the greatest number of hazardous waste sites.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:50 AM
Quito in Ecuador, South America, is said to have the most pleasant climate in the world. It is called the 'Land of Eternal Spring.' The temperature rarely drops below 46 degrees Fahrenheit during the night, or exceed 72 degrees Fahrenheit during the day.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:50 AM
St. Augustine, Florida is the oldest city in the US.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:50 AM
Talking on a cellular phone while driving is against the law in Israel.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:51 AM
The 1st US zoo was built in Philadelphia, PA, in 1876

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:51 AM
The abbreviation 'ORD' for Chicago's O'Hare airport comes from the old name 'Orchard Field.'

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:51 AM
The Arctic ocean is the smallest and shallowest. The Arctic Ocean is the world's smallest ocean. It is mostly covered by solid ice, ice floes, and icebergs

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:52 AM
The Atlantic Ocean is saltier than the Pacific Ocean.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:52 AM
The Eiffel Tower was built for the 1889 World's Fair.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:52 AM
The first city to reach a population of 1 million people was Rome, Italy in 133 B.C. London, England reached the mark in 1810 and New York, USA made it in 1875. Today, there are over 300 cities in the world that boast a population in excess of 1 million.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:53 AM
The flag of the Philippines is the only national flag that is flown differently during times of peace or war. A portion of the flag is blue, while the other is red. The blue portion is flown on top in time of peace and the red portion is flown in war time.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:53 AM
The Fresh Kills Landfill site on Staten Island, New York, opened in 1948, is the world's largest. It covers 3,000 acres and receives up to 14,000 tons of garbage a day. It is scheduled to reach capacity and close by the year 2002.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:53 AM
The Great Lakes are Lake Michigan, Lake Huron, Lake Superior, Lake Erie and Lake Ontario.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:53 AM
The Great Lakes are the most important inland waterway in North America. All the lakes, except Lake Michigan, which lies entirely in the United States, are shared by the United States and Canada and form part of the border between these countries.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:54 AM
The Great Lakes contain 6 quadrillion gallons of fresh water, one-fifth of the world's fresh surface water. The Great Lakes are the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:54 AM
The Hollywood sign was first erected in 1923. Conceived as a real estate ad, it originally read Hollywoodland. The sign stands 50 feet tall, stretches 450 feet across, weighs 450,000 pounds.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:55 AM
The international telephone dialing code for Antarctica is 672.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:55 AM
The Jordanian city Amman was once called Philadelphia.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:56 AM
The largest body of fresh water in the world is Lake Superior

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:56 AM
The largest desert in the world, the Sahara, is 3,500,000 square miles

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:56 AM
The largest US city in area is Juneau, Alaska, which covers 3,108 square miles. Los Angeles covers only 458.2 square miles.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:57 AM
The Ohio river forms at the confluence of the Allegheny and the Monongahela.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:57 AM
The only continent without reptiles or snakes is Antarctica :yeah:

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:57 AM
The original name of Los Angeles was El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles del rio Porciuncula, translating into:The Village of our Lady the Queen of the Angels of the Porciuncula River.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:58 AM
The Pantheon is the largest building from ancient Rome that survives intact.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:58 AM
The river Danube empties into the Black Sea

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:58 AM
The San Diego Zoo in California has the largest collection of animals in the world

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:59 AM
The tallest monument built in the US, the Gateway Arch, in St. Louis, Missouri, is 630 feet tall.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:59 AM
The US city with the highest murder rate is Detroit, with 45.3 homicides per 100,000 people.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 04:59 AM
The water in the Great Salt Lake of Utah is more than four times as salty as any ocean.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:00 AM
The wettest spot in the world is located on the island of Kauai. Mt. Waialeale consistently records rainfall at the rate of nearly 500 inches per year.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:00 AM
The world's smallest independent state is the Vatican City, with a population of about 1,000 - and a zero birthrate

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:00 AM
The world's highest railway is in Peru. The Central Railway climbs to 15,694 feet in the Galera tunnel, 108 miles from Lima. Tourists take it to get to the ruins of Machu Picchu

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:01 AM
The longest railway in the world is the Trans-Siberian Railway or Trans-Siberian Railroad, built 1891-1916, a network of railways connecting European Russia with Russian Far East provinces. It is 9,288.2 kilometres (5,787 miles) long and spans 8 time zones

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:01 AM
The world's longest suspension bridge opened to traffic on April 5, 1998. The 3,911-meter (12,831-feet) Akashi Kaikyo Bridge is 580 meters (1,900 feet) longer than the Humber Bridge in England, the previous record holder.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:01 AM
The world's tallest mountains, the Himalayas, are also the fastest growing. Their growth - about half an inch a year - is caused by the pressure exerted by two of Earth's continental plates (the Eurasian plate and the Indo-Australian plate) pushing against one another.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:02 AM
A "Blue Moon" is the second full moon in a calendar month (it is rarely blue).

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:02 AM
A bibliophile is a collector of rare books. A bibliopole is a seller of rare books

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:03 AM
A magic potion or charm thought to arouse sexual love, especially toward a specific person, is known as a "philter."

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:03 AM
Cannibalism, eating human flesh, is also called anthropophagy.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:03 AM
DNA stands for Deoxyribonucleicacid.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:04 AM
"Kemo Sabe" means "soggy shrub" in Navajo.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:04 AM
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:04 AM
Of all the words in the English language, the word "set" has the most definitions

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:05 AM
"Ough" can be pronounced in eight different ways. The following sentence contains them all: "A rough-coated, dough-faced ploughman strode through the streets of Scarborough, coughing and hiccoughing thoughtfully

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:05 AM
Poor whites in Florida and Georgia are called "crackers." They got the name from their principal staple food, cracked corn. Another theory states that the name comes from the days when they would drive cattle southward using the "crack" of their bullwhips to keep the animals in line and moving.

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:06 AM
The "O" when used as a prefix in Irish surnames means "descendant of."

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:06 AM
and there, willie, is your 5000 :hug:

Now I must sleep :wavey:

willie
07-01-2005, 05:14 AM
and there, willie, is your 5000 :hug:

Now I must sleep :wavey:

i cant believe bex!!!, you reached alone the 5000 posts :) , im very happy, you are not just great but the greatest poster in MTF
you are a queen bez;):hug:

Becarina
07-01-2005, 05:15 AM
i cant believe bex!!!, you reached alone the 5000 posts :) , im very happy, you are not just great but the greatest poster in MTF
you are a queen bez;):hug:


nah, just cut and paste, but thanks! :hug: Goodnight, I have to get up in 4 hours! :mad:

willie
07-01-2005, 05:20 AM
nah, just cut and paste, but thanks! :hug: Goodnight, I have to get up in 4 hours! :mad:

thats becuase queens have lots of things to do in a day ;)

bye bex :wavey: :hug:

willie
07-01-2005, 05:50 AM
too much time without guille in my avy and siggy i needed to change it, but andy still in my sig, that is becuase of you bex;):p

mandoura
07-01-2005, 09:08 AM
The "O" when used as a prefix in Irish surnames means "descendant of."

Welcome back Becky. :hug:

sigmagirl91
07-01-2005, 11:35 AM
Hello, everyone.

sol
07-01-2005, 11:41 AM
:wavey: Good morning all :kiss: :bigwave:

_________


Back in the good ole days in Texas, when stage coaches and the like werepopular, there were three people in a stage coach one day: a true red blooded born and raised Texas gentleman, a tenderfoot city slicker from back East, and a beautiful and well endowed Texas lady. The city slicker kept eyeing the lady, and finally he leaned forward and said, "Lady, I'll give you $10 for a blow job."The Texas gentleman looked appalled, pulled out his pistol, and killed the city slicker on the spot. The lady gasped and said, "Thank you, suh, for defendin' mah honor!" Whereupon the Texan holstered his gun and said, "Your honor, hell! No tenderfoot is gonna raise the price of a woman in Texas!"

Becarina
07-01-2005, 12:23 PM
if a tree fell on you, would it squish your body up or knock you into the ground, like in a big hole?