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The Joaquin Appreciation Thread #1

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sigmagirl91
05-22-2005, 11:43 PM
No hooking up with ( or )? I understand; it's almost impossible.

Becarina
05-22-2005, 11:44 PM
bitches are like flies, you just want to swat them!

cobalt60
05-22-2005, 11:45 PM
"the only way to get rid of temptation is to yield to it"- Oscar Wilde ( although I am quoting Sparko who it seems has had a lot of temptation lately

JG- wish I could rep you for the ? ! Way to good :worship:

mandoura
05-23-2005, 12:01 AM
When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.

mandoura
05-23-2005, 12:07 AM
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful." - Robert De Niro

Becarina
05-23-2005, 12:10 AM
my shampoo says "for normal hair only", how do i know if my hair is normal?

mandoura
05-23-2005, 12:17 AM
my shampoo says "for normal hair only", how do i know if my hair is normal?

You ask it and if it replies, you change your shampoo.

Becarina
05-23-2005, 12:25 AM
You ask it and if it replies, you change your shampoo.

:haha: thanks ;)

tennischick
05-23-2005, 05:51 AM
some of these are deliciously delightful. i must join you. :devil:

the odds of your winning the lottery is 1 in 100000000000000000000000. but hey, if you don't have a ticket, you don't have a chance ;)

mandoura
05-23-2005, 06:23 AM
A penny saved is ... not much.

tennischick
05-23-2005, 06:43 AM
:lol:

how can anyone say you have low self-esteem when your dog is ALWAYS thrilled to see you?

mandoura
05-23-2005, 06:46 AM
Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.

mandoura
05-23-2005, 06:53 AM
Don't be craving Snickers when you change your kid's diapers. Hunger is a strong temptation.

Sometimes you cannot help it :haha: . More than often, my son peed right into my mouth while changing him. That's when I thought he will do good in sports, Basketball or Golf was the idea. He chose tennis instead. Guess he prefers a give-take approach. ;)

tennischick
05-23-2005, 06:58 AM
if you grill it, they'll have some...

mandoura
05-23-2005, 07:05 AM
It's fashionable to bash Dubya. To be different, you should go to the White House and pull a Lewinsky on him.

:haha:

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.

ZaZaGook
05-23-2005, 07:15 AM
You know your life sucks when you throw a boomerang and it chops off your head.
OMG :haha: that reminds me of FartTard :rolls:

mandoura
05-23-2005, 07:47 AM
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.

mandoura
05-23-2005, 08:32 AM
MEN ARE LIKE. . . Snow Storms, you never know when they are coming, how many inches you'll get or how long they will last.

Angle Queen
05-23-2005, 01:06 PM
:worship:

I simply must spread around the love before I can rep any of y'all.

That sux!!!! :fiery:

jayrhum
05-23-2005, 01:43 PM
Don't ever try to mess with Granpa on a tennis court...

http://logo.cafepress.com/5/666955.197495.jpg

cobalt60
05-23-2005, 01:52 PM
I think this thread has been kidnapped

jayrhum
05-23-2005, 01:55 PM
The hostage is named seriousness ;)

cobalt60
05-23-2005, 01:57 PM
The hostage is named seriousness ;)


yep very true, but it is a good thing! I think the hostage will fall in love with her/his kidnapper ;)

sol
05-23-2005, 02:45 PM
Having a little inflation is like being a little bit pregnant.

Becarina
05-23-2005, 03:41 PM
men are like chocolate, if you have too much you will get sick

Becarina
05-23-2005, 03:51 PM
Go ahead, pick your butt in public! All the cool people are doing it..

sol
05-23-2005, 04:35 PM
Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps.

sol
05-23-2005, 04:43 PM
Life is rather like a can of sardines: we're all of us looking for the key.

tennischick
05-23-2005, 05:34 PM
do you want me to serve or would you like me to break you? (Hingis) ;)

Angle Queen
05-23-2005, 05:39 PM
along those lines...

No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. (Patton)

sol
05-23-2005, 06:32 PM
Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

Becarina
05-23-2005, 07:08 PM
The Munsters in color are not as cool as they are in black and white

tennischick
05-23-2005, 09:04 PM
my cat likes to sleep on my dirty landry; she must be part dog.

mandoura
05-23-2005, 09:06 PM
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance.

mandoura
05-23-2005, 09:06 PM
do you want me to serve or would you like me to break you? (Hingis) ;)

:lol:

mandoura
05-23-2005, 09:07 PM
The hostage is named seriousness ;)

:yeah: :haha:

mandoura
05-23-2005, 09:07 PM
No matter how much data you add to your laptop computer, it will not get any heavier.

mandoura
05-23-2005, 09:08 PM
Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

mandoura
05-23-2005, 09:11 PM
Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types.

jayrhum
05-23-2005, 09:13 PM
I need help for changing my avatar...

Arf, sorry I'm :topic:


:haha:

Si tu vas à Rio, N'oublies pas ton petit chapeau :banana:

jayrhum
05-23-2005, 09:19 PM
Please, Am I allowed to create the "Revenge of the Revenge of the Sith" thread? :)

mandoura
05-23-2005, 10:08 PM
Please, Am I allowed to create the "Revenge of the Revenge of the Sith" thread? :)

:wavey: Jem. Changed my avy for you. Is this better? ;)

mandoura
05-23-2005, 10:12 PM
"Doctors automatically know what's wrong with you. They have a sick sense." - (advice from children, age 10)

jayrhum
05-23-2005, 10:28 PM
:wavey: Jem.
That's a nickname :lol:

Changed my avy for you.
What a honour :worship:

Is this better? ;)
Well, I'm still a bit intimidated ;) Too much charisma :D

tennischick
05-23-2005, 11:03 PM
people who live in glass houses should avoid walking around in the nude. then again maybe we shouldn't. :p

sigmagirl91
05-23-2005, 11:24 PM
I want my sucking thing!!! Where's my sucking thing?

mandoura
05-23-2005, 11:37 PM
That's a nickname :lol:

You are a real gem, Jem. ;)


What a honour :worship:

I aim to please. :D


Well, I'm still a bit intimidated ;) Too much charisma :D

Don't be, he is really sweet. I tamed him. :D

mandoura
05-23-2005, 11:39 PM
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

mandoura
05-23-2005, 11:40 PM
If your computer says "Printer out of paper", this problem cannot be solved by clicking the "OK" button.

Becarina
05-23-2005, 11:41 PM
mushrooms could not be intergalactic spaceships spying on us.
~ Daniel Dennett

Becarina
05-23-2005, 11:43 PM
All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable.
~ Fran Lebowitz

Becarina
05-23-2005, 11:47 PM
Life is full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you'll find a hair stylist you
like.

Becarina
05-23-2005, 11:47 PM
It is bad to suppress laughter, it goes back down and spreads to your hips.

mandoura
05-24-2005, 12:02 AM
Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes.

mandoura
05-24-2005, 12:03 AM
Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part. (actual excuse note from parents)

jayrhum
05-24-2005, 12:13 AM
For those interested, I found a picture of AndysGirl when she was a baby... That explains things...
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/019/035_bebe%20rasta.jpg

cobalt60
05-24-2005, 12:14 AM
men are like chocolate, if you have too much you will get sick


LOL! Never will I get enough :devil:

Becarina
05-24-2005, 12:15 AM
For those interested, I found a picture of AndysGirl when she was a baby... That explains things...
http://blogsimages.skynet.be/images/000/019/035_bebe%20rasta.jpg

:haha: :haha: :haha:

aww, I am so cute! :p

mandoura
05-24-2005, 12:15 AM
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

Becarina
05-24-2005, 12:15 AM
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas

mandoura
05-24-2005, 12:21 AM
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas

And don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.

Becarina
05-24-2005, 12:22 AM
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY, BUT IN THE OFFICE AREN'T
10. I need to whip it out by 5.
9. Mind if I use your laptop?
8. Just stick it in my box.
7. If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
6. I want it on my desk, NOW!!!!
5. HMMMMM, I think it's out of fluid!
4. My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
3. It's an entry level position.
2. When do you think you'll be getting off today?

And the #1 thing that sounds dirty, but at the office isn't:
1. It's not fair. I do all the work while he just sits there!!!

Becarina
05-24-2005, 12:23 AM
Teach a person to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Becarina
05-24-2005, 12:23 AM
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again

Becarina
05-24-2005, 12:24 AM
If you wake up everyone morning in a bad mood, take Prozac, you will be HAPPY soon :yeah:

jayrhum
05-24-2005, 12:27 AM
And don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair.
Well last time it happened to me, I have to admit I was quite lucky with the result:
http://blog.doctissimo.fr/php/blog/missvalerie/images/coupe_cheveux_coeur.jpg

Becarina
05-24-2005, 12:28 AM
Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training

jayrhum
05-24-2005, 12:40 AM
Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
And right now, I'm running a marathon. You guys are too much. Thanks for the fun!!!
See you later. :wavey:

mandoura
05-24-2005, 01:35 AM
And right now, I'm running a marathon. You guys are too much. Thanks for the fun!!!
See you later. :wavey:

:haha: ;)

Becarina
05-24-2005, 02:03 AM
why am i not allowed to report my own bad posts?

Becarina
05-24-2005, 02:03 AM
or bad rep myself for that matter

Becarina
05-24-2005, 02:19 AM
if a bird flies over your head and doesn't poop, it is a good sign

mandoura
05-24-2005, 03:09 AM
"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither." - Steve Martin

sigmagirl91
05-24-2005, 03:10 AM
or bad rep myself for that matter

And why can't I put myself on ignore or edit your posts?

Becarina
05-24-2005, 04:14 AM
too late, it has been done before. ;)

Becarina
05-24-2005, 04:18 AM
Be Brave, post your avatar questions/statements in the GM forum, in the "Who will win RG" thread

mandoura
05-24-2005, 05:19 AM
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." - Roseanne

Becarina
05-24-2005, 05:52 AM
It is amazing how much a wooden lightpole looks like a tall thin man in the dark

Becarina
05-24-2005, 06:10 AM
Please do not put hooks in your skin and hang from the ceiling! At least not on tv where I can see

mandoura
05-24-2005, 06:44 AM
Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places.

mandoura
05-24-2005, 07:11 AM
Since there is no time like the present, I think it is time to present the present.

jackieglover
05-24-2005, 07:31 AM
This thread is now dedicated to the great FartTard. :yeah:

jackieglover
05-24-2005, 07:32 AM
And I stamped the above reply with a curry scented fart.

mandoura
05-24-2005, 07:35 AM
This thread is now dedicated to the great FartTard. :yeah:

Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt? :eek: :fiery:

I am out of here.

jackieglover
05-24-2005, 07:37 AM
Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt? :eek: :fiery:

I am out of here.

He loves you. FartTard is Gahndi like with his kindness. Don't turn your back on him. :hug: :lol:

Becarina
05-24-2005, 07:48 AM
Whhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaattttttttttt? :eek: :fiery:

I am out of here.


Stay!!! :) :wavey:

Becarina
05-24-2005, 07:49 AM
you said you were gonna be nice to good ole FartTard anyway! :ras:

mandoura
05-24-2005, 07:55 AM
Stay!!! :) :wavey:

Ok. *I am so easy*

mandoura
05-24-2005, 07:58 AM
you said you were gonna be nice to good ole FartTard anyway! :ras:

Nice but no physical contact. :hysteric:

Becarina
05-24-2005, 08:04 AM
Nice but no physical contact. :hysteric:


so no butt grabbing eh? We can work with that! :p

mandoura
05-24-2005, 08:11 AM
so no butt grabbing eh? We can work with that! :p

I am buttless. :p

Becarina
05-24-2005, 09:44 AM
FartTard grabs anything, but very gently ;)


I fear he likes boobs more though, don't you? :p

jayrhum
05-24-2005, 09:52 AM
He definitely grabs all he can...
http://gifs.bestgraph.com/jeux-video/m_kombat/m_kombat-22.gif

Becarina
05-24-2005, 09:53 AM
He definitely grabs all he can...
http://gifs.bestgraph.com/jeux-video/m_kombat/m_kombat-22.gif


Holy hands Batman!!! ;)

Becarina
05-24-2005, 10:19 AM
can we get this one to chat thread soon also!?!?
If we do, I will buy everyone a cyber beer :woohoo: :drink: :aparty:

Frank
05-24-2005, 11:09 AM
Ok, the post I promised. Don't know what to say so just see this as a contribution to making this a chat thread :p

sigmagirl91
05-24-2005, 11:35 AM
Let's get this party started, right!!!!

mandoura
05-24-2005, 11:56 AM
I fear he likes boobs more though, don't you? :p

I am flat. I will give it to you straight, I am a ghost, I don't exist. ;) :p

jayrhum
05-24-2005, 11:57 AM
can we get this one to chat thread soon also!?!?
Time is on our side.

sigmagirl91
05-24-2005, 11:58 AM
There's a problem when you weigh yourself, and the scale says "to be continued..."

mandoura
05-24-2005, 11:58 AM
can we get this one to chat thread soon also!?!?
If we do, I will buy everyone a cyber beer :woohoo: :drink: :aparty:

OMG Becky, I swear I was thinking the same :eek: . You were right about great minds. Except for this FT thing, I think we will be very happy living together.

BTW, I don't drink. Can I get a cyber coke? :D And no mildews please Jackie ;) .

mandoura
05-24-2005, 11:59 AM
There's a problem when you weigh yourself, and the scale says "to be continued..."

:haha:

mandoura
05-24-2005, 12:02 PM
Holy hands Batman!!! ;)

What's that on his head? Pubic hair? That explains why he always has sex on his mind. I told you he is a maniac. :p :D

mandoura
05-24-2005, 02:28 PM
Insanity is my only means of relaxation.

sol
05-24-2005, 08:26 PM
Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you've got a pretty neck.

sol
05-24-2005, 08:28 PM
If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much -- just an occasional sun visor.

Becarina
05-24-2005, 08:29 PM
I am flat. I will give it to you straight, I am a ghost, I don't exist. ;) :p

:bs: :lol:

Angle Queen
05-24-2005, 08:29 PM
Never, never play leap-frog with a unicorn.

jayrhum
05-24-2005, 08:43 PM
jackie and AndysGirl in Ibiza last summer...
http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance1/couple12.gif
Boom Boom Boom Let me here you say Way-ooh!!!!:haha:

Angle Queen
05-24-2005, 09:30 PM
Ooops. I mean. Owww! No, wait. I mean, Oh baby!

sol
05-24-2005, 09:53 PM
All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people

sol
05-24-2005, 09:59 PM
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if he caught me with another man. I wouldn't stand for that."

sol
05-24-2005, 10:04 PM
"I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."

sol
05-24-2005, 10:11 PM
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses

sol
05-24-2005, 10:36 PM
Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent!

sigmagirl91
05-24-2005, 11:35 PM
I guess talking to yourself is not bad, but when you start answering yourself? That's bad....really, really bad....

sol
05-25-2005, 03:27 AM
I am not a heavy drinker. I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.

sol
05-25-2005, 03:28 AM
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

tennischick
05-25-2005, 05:13 AM
"all skin teeth ent laugh" (Caribbean saying)

mandoura
05-25-2005, 06:04 AM
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

:lol:

sol
05-25-2005, 11:37 AM
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

justClaudia
05-25-2005, 01:31 PM
This thread will make it to the chat threads..and Willie hasn't changed his avvie yet...

jayrhum
05-25-2005, 01:53 PM
willie hides himself full of shame in a mountain in Himalaya.:)
I know that cuz I'm gonna pay him a little visit soon.

Becarina
05-25-2005, 06:02 PM
*Bump* wouldnt want this thread to get much lower. :lol:

sigmagirl91
05-25-2005, 10:18 PM
This thread will make it to the chat threads..and Willie hasn't changed his avvie yet...

He doesn't know where the "off" switch is on his computer-never mind perform a complex task like changing avvies. He'll be all decade with that.

sigmagirl91
05-25-2005, 10:19 PM
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

I'm at an age where just being able to open and close my eyes is a thrill.

sigmagirl91
05-25-2005, 10:20 PM
From the lady who was caught stealing t-shirts from Wal-Mart: "I wuz jes' tryna buy some fer muh grayun-kidz."

sol
05-26-2005, 04:09 AM
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.

sol
05-26-2005, 04:11 AM
Pennies don't fall from heaven. They have to be earned on earth.

mandoura
05-26-2005, 04:44 AM
Pennies don't fall from heaven. They have to be earned on earth.

:haha: Sol, you are pretty good at this. :lol:

*edit = I mean the thread, not the earning ;) . And then again, how would I know :lol:. Forget it. :D *

mandoura
05-26-2005, 07:50 AM
Every time I think about exercise, I lie down 'till the thought goes away.

Becarina
05-26-2005, 08:49 AM
I can't figure out if I'm retarded or not. Is that a sign?


"here's your sign"- jeff foxworthy

if you have to ask...

sol
05-26-2005, 12:44 PM
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.

Angle Queen
05-26-2005, 08:54 PM
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.:haha: That's close to one of my best lines on guys (in my single days). When I'd ask them to dance, and they'd say they couldn't...I'd :shrug: and say "It's just sex, vertical...with clothes on. Guess you can't do that either, then, huh." It usually embarrassed them into dancing with me. :o

jayrhum
05-26-2005, 09:58 PM
Marlene,

Do you think a guy would have been crazy enough to handle the comparison with your amazing style???
http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance1/47r5.gif
;)

sol
05-26-2005, 11:48 PM
All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song.

sol
05-26-2005, 11:49 PM
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

sigmagirl91
05-26-2005, 11:59 PM
Sorry, I must have lost my mind. I'm going back to retrieve it. Be back in, say....umm...the next decade maybe?

sol
05-27-2005, 12:19 PM
Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me.

sol
05-27-2005, 12:21 PM
The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.

jayrhum
05-27-2005, 02:15 PM
ALLEZ RICHARD!!!

Seat on Nadal's face... that's the trend these days...

jayrhum
05-27-2005, 10:24 PM
Halfway to chat threads :aparty: :woohoo: :banana: :bounce:
I own 49/501 = 9,78 % of the monster :lol:

jayrhum
05-27-2005, 11:21 PM
Are you the main stockholder jackie? :lol:

Becarina
05-28-2005, 12:04 AM
:lol: almost there! :banana: get to posting everyone!

Becarina
05-28-2005, 12:04 AM
when people say, light a fire under your ass, dont take it literally

Becarina
05-28-2005, 12:05 AM
only 494 left :woohoo:

Becarina
05-28-2005, 12:25 AM
socks are not meant for your hands, but it can be fun

Becarina
05-28-2005, 12:27 AM
No Shoes No Shirt No Service, why? Does it hinder your ability to pay or the cashiers ability to give you correct change

MissMoJo
05-28-2005, 12:43 AM
Don't put your finger in there!

sigmagirl91
05-28-2005, 03:25 AM
when people say, light a fire under your ass, dont take it literally

When someone says kiss my ass, don't take it literally.

mandoura
05-28-2005, 09:33 AM
When someone says kiss my ass, don't take it literally.

Or maybe, do take it literally ;) :lol:

sigmagirl91
05-28-2005, 11:42 AM
Heard from a co-worker: If we kissed your ass, we'd be here until Christmas. I would love the overtime, but no thanks.

sigmagirl91
05-28-2005, 07:13 PM
This thread has a downward forecast. Where have all the power brokers gone? :sobbing:

They've given up in frustration.

Becarina
05-28-2005, 09:24 PM
to have a giggle, kick someone and watch them jump and scream

sol
05-29-2005, 12:19 AM
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.

mandoura
05-29-2005, 07:12 AM
Take a beer bath, then you get the both of best worlds. Beer and Mildew. :yeah:

:haha:

mandoura
05-29-2005, 07:18 AM
Two's company, three's ... the Musketeers.

mandoura
05-29-2005, 07:19 AM
Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and..... you have to blow your nose.

mandoura
05-29-2005, 07:20 AM
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.

mandoura
05-29-2005, 07:22 AM
You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

mandoura
05-29-2005, 07:23 AM
Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having a gangover. (Actual excuse note from parents.)

mandoura
05-29-2005, 07:24 AM
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.

mandoura
05-29-2005, 07:24 AM
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.

mandoura
05-29-2005, 07:26 AM
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

sol
05-29-2005, 01:08 PM
There is only one difference between a madwoman and me. The madwoman thinks she is sane. I know I am mad.

sol
05-29-2005, 01:12 PM
Don't look now, but there's one too many in this room and I think it's you.

Becarina
05-29-2005, 05:50 PM
Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.

:haha:

Becarina
05-29-2005, 05:53 PM
How do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head. ;)

Becarina
05-29-2005, 05:54 PM
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Becarina
05-29-2005, 05:55 PM
If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, the calories in the candy bar are canceled out by the diet soda.

Becarina
05-29-2005, 05:56 PM
. If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from?

Becarina
05-29-2005, 05:57 PM
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

Becarina
05-29-2005, 05:57 PM
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

sigmagirl91
05-30-2005, 03:13 AM
I only have to do three things: Eat, pay taxes, and die. Everything else in between is a bonus.

sigmagirl91
05-30-2005, 03:14 AM
I've used all my sick days; next time, I'm calling into work dead.

Becarina
05-30-2005, 09:36 PM
if you spill some coke on your white shirt while out, dont worry no one will notice

jayrhum
05-30-2005, 10:42 PM
This thread needs a Bartender.
http://www.horkulated.com/images/articles/20050419094811635_1.gif

sigmagirl91
05-30-2005, 10:43 PM
Oh, boy....Isaac's our man. Serve me up a Long Island Iced Tea, my man.

jayrhum
05-30-2005, 10:48 PM
Oh, boy....Isaac's our man.This thread deserves the best of the best :)

sol
05-30-2005, 10:50 PM
"Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes."

mandoura
05-30-2005, 10:58 PM
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/smilies/roflem.gif

jackieglover
05-30-2005, 11:05 PM
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willie
05-30-2005, 11:32 PM
The spurs will crush the suns tonight 4-0!!!!

mandoura
05-30-2005, 11:46 PM
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

mandoura
05-30-2005, 11:49 PM
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.

sigmagirl91
05-30-2005, 11:52 PM
Experience is supposed to be a good teacher, but I'm just a poor pupil.

mandoura
05-31-2005, 12:09 AM
Next time you wave, use all your fingers.

mandoura
05-31-2005, 12:09 AM
Take my advice; I don't use it anyway.

mandoura
05-31-2005, 12:15 AM
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.

mandoura
05-31-2005, 12:16 AM
Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.

sigmagirl91
05-31-2005, 02:11 AM
I never thought anyone could mess up a soup and sandwich-that is, until my local cafeteria hired new workers as part of their "experiment". Problem is, they experimented with the chicken noodle soup and the ham sandwich until neither was recognizable anymore.

jayrhum
05-31-2005, 10:12 PM
Do stairs go up or down? :scratch: I can't get no sleep...

My number of posts equals my v-cash squared. Brilliant...:crazy:

jackieglover
06-01-2005, 02:09 AM
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Becarina
06-01-2005, 02:20 AM
You may drink your sweat if you put on deodorant.

not true, deodorant contaminates it.

sol
06-01-2005, 03:06 AM
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

jackieglover
06-01-2005, 04:19 AM
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Becarina
06-01-2005, 04:33 AM
I'm going to feed you the corn :devil:


it is my favorite dinner ;)

jackieglover
06-01-2005, 05:05 AM
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Becarina
06-01-2005, 06:20 AM
:aparty:

Becarina
06-01-2005, 06:36 AM
:woohoo:

Becarina
06-01-2005, 06:37 AM
:ras:

Becarina
06-01-2005, 06:37 AM
:nerner:

Becarina
06-01-2005, 06:48 AM
The most beautiful place to be is in love. (from Stealing Beauty) This thread needed some cheese :D


you are all the cheese anyone could ask for.... ;)

Becarina
06-01-2005, 06:52 AM
green and blue make purple, yellow and blue make green, red and yellow make orange, what do black and grey make? light black

sigmagirl91
06-01-2005, 11:37 AM
I'm lost; I'm going to find me, OK....

Hoostie
06-01-2005, 12:11 PM
The best seinfeld quote - "....it's not a lie if you believe it...."

sigmagirl91
06-01-2005, 12:23 PM
427 more posts to get to chats. Keep it coming everyone.

Fi-Fi
06-01-2005, 01:17 PM
427 more posts to get to chats. Keep it coming everyone.

in that case ill do my bit and add another post...:wavey:

mandoura
06-01-2005, 02:27 PM
not true, deodorant contaminates it.

OMG, this is exactly what i thought when I read Jackie's post. :D

Besides it will spoil all the pleasure one's derive from the unique smell of one's armpit. ;)

mandoura
06-01-2005, 02:30 PM
green and blue make purple, yellow and blue make green, red and yellow make orange, what do black and grey make? light black

Graphite.

jackieglover
06-01-2005, 02:31 PM
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mandoura
06-01-2005, 02:35 PM
It is true that love is blind but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

ZaZaGook
06-01-2005, 02:37 PM
Physical properties of a woman are found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

mandoura
06-01-2005, 02:55 PM
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

mandoura
06-01-2005, 02:57 PM
If you take a shower in the morning be sure to bring it back, someone else might need it!!

And, please Jackie, with the mildews intact. I am going to count them.

mandoura
06-01-2005, 02:58 PM
What's the speed of dark?

sigmagirl91
06-01-2005, 11:26 PM
I want to know the speed of silence.

jackieglover
06-02-2005, 02:15 AM
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sigmagirl91
06-02-2005, 02:16 AM
I don't know, and I don't care.

tinuviel_estel
06-02-2005, 02:36 AM
Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they
do “practice?” :eek:

sigmagirl91
06-02-2005, 02:38 AM
I've always wondered why we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway. One of life's mysteries....

tinuviel_estel
06-02-2005, 03:12 AM
one of the weirdest qoute i've seen
two tears fell in a bucket, mother f*ck it - from the movie midnight in the garden of good and evil

jackieglover
06-02-2005, 03:28 AM
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tinuviel_estel
06-02-2005, 04:04 AM
hiyie! jackieglover :wavey:

jackieglover
06-02-2005, 04:22 AM
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jackieglover
06-02-2005, 04:23 AM
.:

tinuviel_estel
06-02-2005, 04:29 AM
It's supposed to be a face, but I'm retarded and that's how it came out :lol: :lol: :lol: the stress of training has finally taken it's hold on you! :eek:

jackieglover
06-02-2005, 04:31 AM
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jackieglover
06-02-2005, 04:31 AM
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tinuviel_estel
06-02-2005, 04:36 AM
If you haven't noticed, my brain is still in the 80s. :haha:
so i see :)

sigmagirl91
06-02-2005, 11:40 AM
one of the weirdest qoute i've seen
two tears fell in a bucket, mother f*ck it - from the movie midnight in the garden of good and evil

I won't cry two tears in a bucket, f*ck it, let's take it to the stage....quote from "House Party".

Becarina
06-02-2005, 05:29 PM
Wearing a propeller beanie will not help you fly. But you'll look cool as shit wearing one :yeah:


:haha: :haha: this is the one you wear?

Becarina
06-02-2005, 05:31 PM
you have nothing to fear, but the serial killer next door.

mandoura
06-02-2005, 09:43 PM
Nope. I've always been retarded :sobbing: :sad:

I can vouch for that. :p

sol
06-02-2005, 10:50 PM
If life is a test to go to heavean shouldn't preachers and anyone who listens to them go straight to hell for cheating?

jackieglover
06-03-2005, 01:43 AM
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sol
06-03-2005, 02:39 AM
"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."

sigmagirl91
06-03-2005, 02:55 AM
My ass and I are going to bed!

tennischick
06-03-2005, 03:03 AM
"Friends are like fat thighs, they keep in touch." ;)

willie
06-03-2005, 03:16 AM
"I haven't failed, I've found 10,000 ways that don't work." Thomas Edison. and the answer of roger after loosing in straight sets to rafa tommorow;)

jackieglover
06-03-2005, 04:22 AM
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sigmagirl91
06-03-2005, 04:36 AM
Geeeeee-Unit!!!

sigmagirl91
06-03-2005, 05:10 AM
Changing my avatar: ratava ym. Is that good enough?

tennischick
06-03-2005, 05:14 AM
"A friend is never farther away than needing her can reach."

or "him" ;)

jackieglover
06-03-2005, 05:15 AM
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ZaZaGook
06-03-2005, 05:21 AM
What's the chemical formula for water?
HIJKLMNO


.....


H to 0 :p

jackieglover
06-03-2005, 05:22 AM
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jackieglover
06-03-2005, 05:25 AM
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jackieglover
06-03-2005, 05:46 AM
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mandoura
06-03-2005, 11:20 AM
"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."

"Friends are like fat thighs, they keep in touch." ;)

:haha: :haha: