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The Joaquin Appreciation Thread #1

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sol
06-28-2005, 11:59 PM
:wavey: Hi Jerôme :bigwave:

_____

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
in the distance?
Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"

sol
06-29-2005, 12:00 AM
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again -- the strain would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs
on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering.
"I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!"

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:02 AM
Hey Solangelina! How's everything on the Sun? still a bit hot? :)

sol
06-29-2005, 12:03 AM
Hey Solangelina! How's everything on the Sun? still a bit hot? :)

The sun is over but it's around 28º C here :cool:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:05 AM
Thats my fav temperature :)

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 12:05 AM
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked
when the woman's doctor says she has a heart condition that could kill her
at any time. She is to avoid stress, eat right, and never, ever have sex
again -- the strain would be too much.
The couple reluctantly try to live by these rules. Both get really horny
over time, however, and the husband decides he'd better sleep downstairs
on the couch to guard against temptation.
This works for a few weeks, until late one night when they meet each other
on the stairs -- she's coming downstairs, he's heading up.
"Honey, I have a confession to make," the woman says, her voice quavering.
"I was about to commit suicide."
"I'm glad to hear it, sweetie," the man says, "Because I was just coming
upstairs to kill you!"
:lol::lol: great one sol ;)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:06 AM
27 is ok too... ;)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:06 AM
26... mmmm... well... depends on my mood :)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:07 AM
Listening to Fools Good by The Stone Roses :dance: :yeah:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:08 AM
Diary of a lil' insomniac... :lol:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:09 AM
Feli Lopez will be hard to get...

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:10 AM
Is that me or Skunk Anansie always play the same stuff? :)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:10 AM
Anyway, that's ok stuff... :lol:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:11 AM
I miss someone :sobbing:

sol
06-29-2005, 12:11 AM
27 is ok too... ;)

It's 27ºC now according to Forecastfox of mozilla ;)


:wavey:Hi Amarie :hug: :kiss:


________


John: "I'm glad you named me John."
Mother: "Why?"
John: "Because that's what all the kids at school call
me."

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:11 AM
Viva Jorma!!! Yipie Yahoooooooo

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:12 AM
Who's Amarie?

sol
06-29-2005, 12:12 AM
I miss someone :sobbing:

I'm off to dinner as well :bigwave:

___

A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort,
he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until
reaches heavily into the ground with a hard knock over his shell.
After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again,
jumps again, and knocks the ground heavily again.
The little turtle insisted again and again after each knock, while a
couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, looking the turtle with
pain..suddenly the female bird says to the male: "Hey dear, I think it's
time to tell our little turtle he is adopted."

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:12 AM
John Cale is playing the piano... :worship:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:13 AM
I've been chasing ghosts and I don't like it...

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 12:13 AM
Who's Amarie?
moi :) see you later sol :wavey:

sol
06-29-2005, 12:13 AM
Who's Amarie?

Check the post #4515 (showpost.php?p=1910366&postcount=4515)

_____

An old man goes to a church, and is making a confession:

Man: Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for
50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife,
but yesterday I was intimate with an 18 year old.

Father: When was the last time you made a confession?

Man: I never have, I am Jewish.

Father: Then why are telling me all this?

Man: I am telling everybody ...

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:13 AM
Enjoy the meal Sol :)

sol
06-29-2005, 12:14 AM
moi :) see you later sol :wavey:

See you Amarie!! :smooch: :D

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:15 AM
Wow that's a beautiful name!

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:16 AM
I feel special to know it now... :)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:17 AM
What's the origin of the name? (if I'm allowed to ask...)

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 12:18 AM
Wow that's a beautiful name!
thanks :) i already told you my name before:( :D

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:18 AM
Oh sisters let's go down, let's go down, down in the river to pray...

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:19 AM
thanks :) i already told you my name before:( :DFor sure not... I would have remembered it...

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 12:19 AM
they just thought it sounded good :)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:21 AM
they just thought it sounded good :)Indeed.

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:22 AM
I think Mario had troubles to focus on Wimbly with you around :lol:

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 12:22 AM
For sure not... I would have remembered it...
i'm sure i told you my name :) but never mind it's ok :)

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 12:24 AM
I think Mario had troubles to focus on Wimbly with you around :lol:
i saw part of it :( god! sometimes i get so frustrated at him :mad:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:25 AM
i'm sure i told you my name :) but never mind it's ok :)
Accept my apologies then... But I checked my pms... No Amarie there...
Did you ever meet another Amarie?

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:27 AM
Ok Dancing time :lol:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:27 AM
Snoop Dog ft Timberlake Justin - Signs

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 12:27 AM
Accept my apologies then... But I checked my pms... No Amarie there...
Did you ever meet another Amarie?
nope. not yet :p
any favourite tennis players?

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:28 AM
I have so much trouble to get over this song that I've ever downloaded the videoclip... :lol:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:29 AM
nope. not yet :p
any favourite tennis players?I'm fan of a guy named Me. :haha:
He's too good!

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:29 AM
Gasquet.

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:29 AM
and Federer to be original :)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:30 AM
Are you telling me this is a sign? :dance:

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 12:30 AM
I'm fan of a guy named Me. :haha:
He's too good!
:lol: too good at fooling around maybe ;) :p

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:30 AM
I just spit posts... That's not very polite... :o

willie
06-29-2005, 12:30 AM
Gasquet.

Gasquet is a great choice :)
but....you forget of guille :o

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:31 AM
:lol: too good at fooling around maybe ;) :pI'm a good tennis player :p
Believe it or not :lol:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:32 AM
Mate, willie, my friend...
Coria is an asshole... End of the story... :)
You still have not explained me why you were fan of him...

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 12:36 AM
i believe you jerome :) see you later guys :wavey:

willie
06-29-2005, 12:37 AM
Mate, willie, my friend...
Coria is an asshole... End of the story... :)
You still have not explained me why you were fan of him...

well, you know, he is from my country, thats an important factor...
but you may ask why coria if there are many other argie players, and the answer is simple, he is the more regular and talented, and although he sometimes acts like an asshole at court(more before than now), i now he is improving on taking that bad part of him.
also of the 2 first tennis tournys i went to see he was finalist on both, buenos aires 2004 when he defeated moya and the nasdaq at miami were he lost to roddick :)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:37 AM
let's RI-I-I-I-I-IDE... :lol:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:38 AM
Have fun Amarie :wavey:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:40 AM
willie, it's your birthday!!!

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:40 AM
Come gimme a hug!!!

willie
06-29-2005, 12:43 AM
you didnt read my rep of why im a guille fan...:rolleyes:
it isnt my birthday.....:confused:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:44 AM
I read it, don't worry...
For me saying "I'm fan of someone who acts like an asshole on the court" is not natural. But enough Coria...
We're gonna party like it's your birthday...

willie
06-29-2005, 12:45 AM
i dont know why when i register here i didnt put my right birthday, i never thought i was going to stay so long so i didnt took seriously thoose things

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:46 AM
That's today!!!!! :banana:

willie
06-29-2005, 12:47 AM
I read it, don't worry...
For me saying "I'm fan of someone who acts like an asshole on the court" is not natural. But enough Coria...
We're gonna party like it's your birthday...

there are many others that are much more asshole than guille :o
my real birth date is september 14, so is a long way till it.... :)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:47 AM
Hey willie I'm sure you're a soccer fan.
Do you know the song from La Mano Negra - Santa Maradona ?
I have to send it to you :)

willie
06-29-2005, 12:48 AM
That's today!!!!! :banana:

ok if you want to celebrate, we celebrate it but again in my real birthday.

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:50 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:50 AM
I am the passenger...

willie
06-29-2005, 12:51 AM
Hey willie I'm sure you're a soccer fan.
Do you know the song from La Mano Negra - Santa Maradona ?
I have to send it to you :)

yes im a soccer fan, not as much as tennis but i love soccer.
today we defeated brazil in the u-20 world cup and will play the final with nigeria and tommorow our major team plays against brazil the confederations cup final.
i think i know that song....im not sure

willie
06-29-2005, 12:52 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

thanks jarome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
im very happy!!! :crazy:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:52 AM
That's a soccer fan anthem :) I think Manu Chao is quite popular in South America?

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:53 AM
And I ride and I ride...

willie
06-29-2005, 12:54 AM
That's a soccer fan anthem :) I think Manu Chao is quite popular in South America?

yes it was a few years ago...
hey, have you been here?

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:54 AM
Ok my time has come... :)

willie
06-29-2005, 12:57 AM
Ok my time has come... :)

what time?

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 12:58 AM
For sleeping mate...
Never went to South America... was waiting you to invite me ;)

willie
06-29-2005, 01:00 AM
For sleeping mate...
Never went to South America... was waiting you to invite me ;)

ok goodnight:)
i will invite you but first you invite me to france!!! :D

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 02:16 AM
Did anybody find out what happened to the disappeared posts?

willie
06-29-2005, 02:38 AM
Did anybody find out what happened to the disappeared posts?

yep, it was jackieglover, he says he doesnt like this type of threads :shrug: , thats okay.
he wont came here anymore but i have to say he helped alot to rise this thread :)

Becarina
06-29-2005, 02:40 AM
willie, happy un birthday :shrug:

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 02:41 AM
yep, it was jackieglover, he says he doesnt like this type of threads :shrug: , thats okay.
he wont came here anymore but i have to say he helped alot to rise this thread :)

Why, I'm shocked. :o

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 02:41 AM
yep, it was jackieglover, he says he doesnt like this type of threads :shrug: , thats okay.
he wont came here anymore but i have to say he helped alot to rise this thread :)

Well, willie, since it's your birthday....what do you want?

willie
06-29-2005, 02:54 AM
I want you sigma to put in your signature for the whole day "lets go coria"
pleaseeeeeeeee:)

willie
06-29-2005, 02:55 AM
willie, happy un birthday :shrug:




:lol:
thanks bex:hug:
thanks sigma :smooch:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 02:57 AM
4600, whose shall it be? :devil:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:02 AM
jerome didnt update it any more...
hope he will do it tommorow:)

i will let you win again my queen...:angel:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:03 AM
you are so sweet :hug: :kiss:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:03 AM
i antually

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:03 AM
I want you sigma to put in your signature for the whole day "lets go coria"
pleaseeeeeeeee:)

Two words: HELL NO!!!

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:03 AM
although, I do not know if I can stay up that long :zzz:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:04 AM
want you to win before myself bexy:)

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:04 AM
And I ride and I ride...


Are you tired yet?

tinuviel_estel
06-29-2005, 03:04 AM
Two words: HELL NO!!!
:lol: :lol: hard as a rock ;)

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:04 AM
Two words: HELL NO!!!


but it is his not birthday, you should do it :ras:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:04 AM
Two words: HELL NO!!!

dont be bad!!!! :(

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:04 AM
uhhh

willie
06-29-2005, 03:05 AM
YESSSSSSSSSSSS
i win it!!!!!!!!!!!!
sorry bexy.................................:lol:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:05 AM
dont be bad!!!! :(


you stole it!! :fiery: :p

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:05 AM
dont be bad!!!! :(

I'm an :angel: Don't tell anybody.

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:06 AM
but it is his not birthday, you should do it :ras:

No way.....sorry. I'll put anything in my sig but that!!!

willie
06-29-2005, 03:07 AM
you stole it!! :fiery: :p

sorry bex, you saw it wasnt my intention :p
sigma you will do IT cuase im asking it for you!!!!!!!

ok......will do something..................

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:07 AM
No way.....sorry. I'll put anything in my sig but that!!!


hmm...:scratch: even "I LOVE BIG HAIRY CAVEMEN"?

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:08 AM
sorry bex, you saw it wasnt my intention :p
sigma you will do IT cuase im asking it for you!!!!!!!

ok......will do something..................


it is ok, you deserve it this time :aplot:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:08 AM
Are you tired yet?

that question was for jarome..... :confused:
i was thinking, why do you always ask questions to posters that went 3 hour ago....:lol:

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:08 AM
hmm...:scratch: even "I LOVE BIG HAIRY CAVEMEN"?

Oh, that's a definite "hell no"....

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:09 AM
that question was for jarome..... :confused:
i was thinking, why do you always ask questions to posters that went 3 hour ago....:lol:

I just got back on here. Please excuse me for not responding earlier.

willie
06-29-2005, 03:09 AM
it is ok, you deserve it this time :aplot:

next one is your my queen :worship:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:10 AM
Oh, that's a definite "hell no"....


you said anything............ how about "I LOVE ANDY RODDICKS BUTT"?

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:10 AM
sigma you will do IT cuase im asking it for you!!!!!!!

IT? IT? I will put "I am a trollslutbitchhick" in my sig before I make any mention of Coria.... :o

willie
06-29-2005, 03:11 AM
I just got back on here. Please excuse me for not responding earlier.

we can play a game and if i win you should put guille in your siggy and if you win i should do something you ask me... :cool:
bex you should think of which game :D

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:11 AM
next one is your my queen :worship:


thank you, my king :)

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:11 AM
you said anything............ how about "I LOVE ANDY RODDICKS BUTT"?

And that's a resounding "hell no" from my necka da woods!!! :devil:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:11 AM
you said anything............ how about "I LOVE ANDY RODDICKS BUTT"?


:lol:

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:12 AM
we can play a game and if i win you should put guille in your siggy and if you win i should do something you ask me... :cool:
bex you should think of which game :D

What game?
If I win, you should put "David: Skinny Bumba is definitely the sh*t" in your sig... :devil:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:12 AM
And that's a resounding "hell no" from my necka da woods!!! :devil:


damn, ok how about "I WANT TO SHAVE DAVIDS HEAD AND MAKE HIM RUN ON THE TREADMILL FOR A WEEK" :p ;)

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:13 AM
damn, ok how about "I WANT TO SHAVE DAVIDS HEAD AND MAKE HIM RUN ON THE TREADMILL FOR A WEEK" :p ;)

Not that either.
He's lost all the weight now, and besides....fatty bumba is no longer appropriate as it regards him.

willie
06-29-2005, 03:13 AM
ok and if i win you put in your sig
"coria:the heir to tennis thore"

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:13 AM
whoever answers my next question correctly wins....

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:14 AM
OK.....shoot.

willie
06-29-2005, 03:14 AM
ok

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:14 AM
ok and if i win you put in your sig
"coria:the heir to tennis thore"

Ummm...no. :devil:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:15 AM
what was the name of the first cloned animal?

willie
06-29-2005, 03:15 AM
dolly

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:15 AM
dolly


ding ding ding, we have a winner!!!!! :bounce:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:15 AM
i won?:confused:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:16 AM
you did

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:16 AM
ding ding ding, we have a winner!!!!! :bounce:

How's that so? :o

willie
06-29-2005, 03:16 AM
ding ding ding, we have a winner!!!!! :bounce:

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

sigma stop searching in google, i won :cool:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:17 AM
Dolly, the lamb
1996 --- 1st cloned animal.

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:17 AM
yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

sigma stop searching in google, i won :cool:

I'm not in "google"-and I'm still not changing my sig. I am the Empress, and it must take an Act of Congress to make me change. :devil:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:17 AM
:banana: i want my prize!

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:17 AM
:haha:

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:18 AM
:banana: i want my prize!

Let me see if I can find Fonsie. :devil:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:19 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/tropheys/3.gif

willie
06-29-2005, 03:19 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/tropheys/3.gif

thats a good one bex!!!!!! :)

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:20 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/tropheys/3.gif

Nope....we need Fonsie for the prize-giving.

willie
06-29-2005, 03:20 AM
Let me see if I can find Fonsie. :devil:

what is a fonsie???
sorry for not knowing some words, english isnt my first language :sad:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:20 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/treasure/2.gif

and another

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:21 AM
what is a fonsie???
sorry for not knowing some words, english isnt my first language :sad:


:haha: :haha: it is a poster on here that is gay

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:22 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/treasure/1.gif

willie
06-29-2005, 03:23 AM
:haha: :haha: it is a poster on here that is gay

oh...
so sigma take it to nalby, he will win wimbledon with fonsie's support ;)
:lol:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:23 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/treasure/2.gif

and another

thats yours my queen ;)

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:23 AM
http://bestsmileys.com/signs7/23.gif

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:25 AM
oh...
so sigma take it to nalby, he will win wimbledon with fonsie's support ;)
:lol:

Of course he will....and I'm sure he will include him in his acceptance speech.

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:25 AM
thats yours my queen ;)


thank you darling :smooch:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:26 AM
i already reach my 1400, and im nearer the 1500, would i reach that number tommorow?

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:26 AM
it is possible... I will be at work so you can claim all the posts ;)

willie
06-29-2005, 03:28 AM
it is possible... I will be at work so you can claim all the posts ;)

i wont be many hours tommorow cuase i have a very important math exam :scared:

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 03:29 AM
i wont be many hours tommorow cuase i have a very important math exam :scared:


Math...ick, yuck, patooey, nasty. :(

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:33 AM
i wont be many hours tommorow cuase i have a very important math exam :scared:


yuck, I still hate math. :mad: Good luck on your exam :hug:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 03:34 AM
well, I have a very important appointment with my pillow :zzz: Have a good night guys! :wavey:

willie
06-29-2005, 03:35 AM
yuck, I still hate math. :mad: Good luck on your exam :hug:

thanks:hug:
and bye, its very late and tommorow it awaits me a loooong day.... :rolleyes:
goodnight my queen bex and my lady sigma

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 08:27 AM
Nighty.

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:58 AM
We lost our soul :sobbing:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 11:01 AM
We can always go after her.... :shrug:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 11:04 AM
We can always go after her.... :shrug:Impossible :sobbing:
I sold it to buy a brand new car :sobbing:

I'm pathetic :sobbing:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 11:06 AM
for a car Jerome???

You dissapointed me now... :lol:

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 11:10 AM
Impossible :sobbing:
I sold it to buy a brand new car :sobbing:

I'm pathetic :sobbing:

A car, Jerome? May I ask why?

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 11:11 AM
Travel agency's shouldn't have Vodca...and I should't drink before luch...

:smash:

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 11:16 AM
Travel agency's shouldn't have Vodca...and I should't drink before luch...

:smash:

No. Drinking on the job is not permitted.

Corinna
06-29-2005, 11:17 AM
:wavey: everybody
wish you an amazing day :D :hug:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 11:17 AM
Why a car? :o

Cause I want a nice girl to sing me:

You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere

Any place is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me, myself, I got nothing to prove

You got a fast car
I got a plan to get us out of here
Been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
Won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living

You see my old man's got a problem
He live with the bottle, that's the way it is
He says his body's too old for working
His body's too young to look like his
My mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said "somebody's got to take care of him"
So I quit school and that's what I did

You got a fast car
Is it fast enough so we can fly away?
We gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way

I remember we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
We go cruising to entertain ourselves
Still ain't got a job
And I work in a market as a checkout girl
I know things will get better
You'll find work and I'll get promoted
We'll move out of the shelter
Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs

'Cause I remember we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
And I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it
We got no plans and ain't going nowhere
So take your fast car and keep on driving

'Cause I remember when we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
Is it fast enough so you can fly away?
You gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way

:o

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 11:18 AM
No. Drinking on the job is not permitted.


But I'm the one who's in charge today :lol:

The other days we drink water... :angel:

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 11:18 AM
Why a car? :o

Cause I want a nice girl to sing me:

You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere

Any place is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me, myself, I got nothing to prove

You got a fast car
I got a plan to get us out of here
Been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
Won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living

You see my old man's got a problem
He live with the bottle, that's the way it is
He says his body's too old for working
His body's too young to look like his
My mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said "somebody's got to take care of him"
So I quit school and that's what I did

You got a fast car
Is it fast enough so we can fly away?
We gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way

I remember we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
We go cruising to entertain ourselves
Still ain't got a job
And I work in a market as a checkout girl
I know things will get better
You'll find work and I'll get promoted
We'll move out of the shelter
Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs

'Cause I remember we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
And I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it
We got no plans and ain't going nowhere
So take your fast car and keep on driving

'Cause I remember when we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
Is it fast enough so you can fly away?
You gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way

:o

Good luck. :rolleyes:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 11:19 AM
Why a car? :o

Cause I want a nice girl to sing me:

You got a fast car
I want a ticket to anywhere
Maybe we make a deal
Maybe together we can get somewhere

Any place is better
Starting from zero got nothing to lose
Maybe we'll make something
Me, myself, I got nothing to prove

You got a fast car
I got a plan to get us out of here
Been working at the convenience store
Managed to save just a little bit of money
Won't have to drive too far
Just 'cross the border and into the city
You and I can both get jobs
And finally see what it means to be living

You see my old man's got a problem
He live with the bottle, that's the way it is
He says his body's too old for working
His body's too young to look like his
My mama went off and left him
She wanted more from life than he could give
I said "somebody's got to take care of him"
So I quit school and that's what I did

You got a fast car
Is it fast enough so we can fly away?
We gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way

I remember we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
And I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
We go cruising to entertain ourselves
Still ain't got a job
And I work in a market as a checkout girl
I know things will get better
You'll find work and I'll get promoted
We'll move out of the shelter
Buy a bigger house and live in the suburbs

'Cause I remember we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
And I got a job that pays all our bills
You stay out drinking late at the bar
See more of your friends than you do of your kids
I'd always hoped for better
Thought maybe together you and me would find it
We got no plans and ain't going nowhere
So take your fast car and keep on driving

'Cause I remember when we were driving, driving in your car
Speed so fast I felt like I was drunk
City lights lay out before us
And your arm felt nice wrapped 'round my shoulder
And I had a feeling that I belonged
I had a feeling I could be someone, be someone, be someone

You got a fast car
Is it fast enough so you can fly away?
You gotta make a decision
Leave tonight or live and die this way

:o


That song is so nice :yeah:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 11:24 AM
Beautiful indeed.

I'm gonna wish you all a great Morning/afternoon/evening/night :)

Vamos Fattie Bumba ;)

sigmagirl91
06-29-2005, 11:27 AM
Beautiful indeed.

I'm gonna wish you all a great Morning/afternoon/evening/night :)

Vamos Fattie Bumba ;)

Holla dude. :D

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 11:27 AM
Beautiful indeed.

I'm gonna wish you all a great Morning/afternoon/evening/night :)

Vamos Fattie Bumba ;)

Bye J. :wavey:

And yes..Vamos David :banana:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 04:39 PM
:wavey: :banana:

sol
06-29-2005, 05:16 PM
:wavey: Hello all! :kiss:

Bye J. :wavey:

And yes..Vamos David :banana:

David lost :sad: :hug: :hug: :hug:

and Andy :rolleyes: :scared:

____

Q. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.

sol
06-29-2005, 06:55 PM
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and
good-looking?
A: Because they already have boyfriends!

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 07:32 PM
Fattie Bumba :crying2:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 07:34 PM
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring and good-looking?Have you noticed like me that most of this kind of guys are named Jérôme. :eek: ;)

willie
06-29-2005, 07:53 PM
Fattie Bumba :crying2:

too much grass for bumba this year :rolleyes:

sol
06-29-2005, 08:09 PM
Have you noticed like me that most of this kind of guys are named Jérôme. :eek: ;)

:eek: Really? :o

____

A secretary, who works in an office with my daughter's friend,
Commented at lunch that it was such a shame that the spice
girls couldn't stay together considering they are sisters and all.
There was silence for a bit, then someone told her that they
weren't sisters. She said, " Of course they are, they have the
same last name." She Has unofficially been named "Dumb
Spice"

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 08:18 PM
:angel:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 09:17 PM
I've cheered enough for Andy.

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 09:26 PM
I've cheered enough for Andy.


So who's next??

Oh g'night :wavey:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 09:27 PM
I'm not good at cheering... nobody's next...

Look what I've done with Bumba :crying2:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 09:38 PM
I'm not good at cheering... nobody's next...

Look what I've done with Bumba :crying2:


I'm sad...I thought he would go further...

But it's not your fault silly!!

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 09:39 PM
All my fault :crying2:

willie
06-29-2005, 09:42 PM
:sobbing:
Argentina lost to brazil 1-4 in soccer, it was horrible....:hysteric:
today is a horrible day:crying2:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 09:43 PM
There is a soccer's national team in Argentina? :eek:

willie
06-29-2005, 09:45 PM
There is a soccer's national team in Argentina? :eek:

yes, and is much better to the one that is in the country with capital city in paris... :(

sol
06-29-2005, 09:46 PM
:sobbing:
Argentina lost to brazil 1-4 in soccer, it was horrible....:hysteric:
today is a horrible day:crying2:

Sorry Willie :hug: that was in Sub-20 ??

_____

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I
wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 09:47 PM
France is better Willie..I'm sorry to say this, cause I completly dislike Zidane :fiery:

But as a team they're much better.

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 09:48 PM
Sorry Willie :hug: that was in Sub-20 ??

_____

"You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of
your background," sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I
wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.


Was the Confedarations Cup.

Sol g'night sweetie :wavey:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 09:48 PM
France is rubbish now... Zidane has gone...

willie
06-29-2005, 09:48 PM
[QUOTE=Sol]Sorry Willie :hug: that was in Sub-20 ??

no, in sub 20 we defeated brazil yestarday and will play the final :) , but today brazilians took revenge in the confederations cup final :sad:

sol
06-29-2005, 09:49 PM
France is better Willie..I'm sorry to say this, cause I completly dislike Zidane :fiery:

But as a team they're much better.

Argentina has a good team in majors as well ;)

sol
06-29-2005, 09:50 PM
[QUOTE=Sol]Sorry Willie :hug: that was in Sub-20 ??

no, in sub 20 we defeated brazil yestarday and will play the final :) , but today brazilians took revenge in the confederations cup final :sad:

:awww: Sorry :hug:

__

There's a fire at the whorehouse

-- some come out running and others run out coming!

willie
06-29-2005, 09:51 PM
[QUOTE=willie]

:awww: Sorry :hug:

__

There's a fire at the whorehouse

-- some come out running and others run out coming!


:sad: :hug:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 09:53 PM
Best soccer team is Jamaica... Reggae Boys Powa!!!!!

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 09:53 PM
Argentina has a good team in majors as well ;)


They have great players...but as a team :rolleyes:

My country is the best!! :o :lol:

willie
06-29-2005, 09:54 PM
They have great players...but as a team :rolleyes:

My country is the best!! :o :lol:

your country is good! :D
figo and cristiano ronaldo are great players as well as rui costa :cool:

sol
06-29-2005, 09:54 PM
Was the Confedarations Cup.

Sol g'night sweetie :wavey:
FIFA Confederations Cup is an official event with the best ranked soccer’s teams in the 5 continents. This 2005 edition is in Germany.

Becarina
06-29-2005, 09:55 PM
everyone congratulate me on my wonderful tennis win today! :woohoo: 6-3, 6-0 :D

willie
06-29-2005, 09:55 PM
o got the 4700 thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
something good in this awful day:o

Becarina
06-29-2005, 09:55 PM
willie, you have an andy avy! I didn't know you knew how to change it :bowdown:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 09:56 PM
your country is good! :D
figo and cristiano ronaldo are great players as well as rui costa :cool:

I know ;)

Too bad Rui is not playing for the national team anymore :sad:

But we have more!!

We rock :rocker2: :lol:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 09:56 PM
everyone congratulate me on my wonderful tennis win today! :woohoo: 6-3, 6-0 :D
:yeah:

willie
06-29-2005, 09:56 PM
everyone congratulate me on my wonderful tennis win today! :woohoo: 6-3, 6-0 :D

great bex, thoose are good news :)
CONGRATULATIONS!!! :smooch:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 09:57 PM
everyone congratulate me on my wonderful tennis win today! :woohoo: 6-3, 6-0 :D


Congrats my love :banana: :banana: :hug:

sol
06-29-2005, 09:57 PM
They have great players...but as a team :rolleyes:



They’re already classified to Germany 2006 World Cup.:p


________





What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?

Desert.

Becarina
06-29-2005, 09:57 PM
thank you, thank you ;)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 09:58 PM
Portugal = wasted talent...

Make the pass Cristiano !!!!!!! :lol:

sol
06-29-2005, 09:58 PM
everyone congratulate me on my wonderful tennis win today! :woohoo: 6-3, 6-0 :D

Congrats!!!! :worship:

willie
06-29-2005, 09:58 PM
willie, you have an andy avy! I didn't know you knew how to change it :bowdown:

I change cause i have the argentinean flag(looser for today :sad: ), and guilles avatar(looser last monday :o ), with andy i have a winner :) .
i could change it cause it was a predefine avatar:lol:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 09:59 PM
They’re already classified to Germany 2006 World Cup.:p


________





What does a girl with bulimia call two fingers?

Desert.

I know that :p

I'm a huge football fan.

But I haven't forget what they did at the last World Cup... :rolleyes:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 09:59 PM
Did you play with yellow balls Becassine? :)

Becarina
06-29-2005, 09:59 PM
I change cause i have the argentinean flag(looser for today :sad: ), and guilles avatar(looser last monday :o ), with andy i have a winner :) .
i could change it cause it was a predefine avatar:lol:


wonderful :hearts:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:00 PM
Did you play with yellow balls Becassine? :)


eh, yes :p

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:00 PM
Portugal = wasted talent...

Make the pass Cristiano !!!!!!! :lol:

Portugal rocks :p

But I wish I was Spanish most of the time :rolleyes:

willie
06-29-2005, 10:01 PM
thanks for the good rep bex:hug:
i pass the math exam, so thats also something positive in the day :angel:

sol
06-29-2005, 10:01 PM
But I haven't forget what they did at the last World Cup... :rolleyes:
Yep.. France also had a similar performance in Korea/Japan 2002 :p

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:02 PM
thanks for the good rep bex:hug:


no prob :kiss:

willie
06-29-2005, 10:02 PM
Portugal rocks :p

But I wish I was Spanish most of the time :rolleyes:

Spain in soccer sucks :o

sol
06-29-2005, 10:03 PM
thanks for the good rep bex:hug:

Good :D

Everybody give good reps on here beside Jerôme :p


_____


A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was ***** by an Italian."
She wailed.
"How do you know it was an Italian? The detective asked.
"I had to help him," the girl replied.

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:04 PM
Good :D

Everybody give good reps on here beside Jerôme :p


_____


A girl sat sobbing in the police station. "I was ***** by an Italian."
She wailed.
"How do you know it was an Italian? The detective asked.
"I had to help him," the girl replied.


:haha: jerome...

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:04 PM
Yep.. France also had a similar performance in Korea/Japan 2002 :p


:p
Still I think they're a great team..

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:06 PM
Spain in soccer sucks :o


I just love Madrid - the city so much.
Wouldn't mind living there.

willie
06-29-2005, 10:08 PM
I just love Madrid - the city so much.
Wouldn't mind living there.

i would love to know madrid, probably ill be there for my winter holiday :bounce: (your summer holiday)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:08 PM
Good :D

Everybody give good reps on here beside Jerôme :p


_____



Reps are what drives people nuts on this board... So allow me to be slow for repping... I don't want to break my head and say :"ok have to rep back, oops forgot... is he/she gonna be made at me..."

NOOOO

I give the love when I want!!!! ;)

willie
06-29-2005, 10:09 PM
Do you like soccer bex???
in US it isnt popular....which sports other than tennis you like?

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:10 PM
i would love to know madrid, probably ill be there for my winter holiday :bounce: (your summer holiday)


I'm sure you will love the city. ;)

My sister lived there for 1 year..and I was there all the time.

willie
06-29-2005, 10:10 PM
Reps are what drives people nuts on this board... So allow me to be slow for repping... I don't want to break my head and say :"ok have to rep back, oops forgot... is he/she gonna be made at me..."

NOOOO

I give the love when I want!!!! ;)

who it was the one of the siggy????????? :confused:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:10 PM
Do you like soccer bex???
in US it isnt popular....which sports other than tennis you like?


I havent seen much, but I do like Chelsea :p from the 3 games I have seen :lol:

I like tennis, NFL and some baseball

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:11 PM
who it was the one of the siggy????????? :confused:Secret. ;)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:12 PM
You like Francis Lampard yeah... ;) :lol:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:12 PM
I havent seen much, but I do like Chelsea :p from the 3 games I have seen :lol:

I like tennis, NFL and some baseball


Chelsea rocks :rocker2:

I just say this cause the coach is Portuguese :lol:

willie
06-29-2005, 10:12 PM
I havent seen much, but I do like Chelsea :p from the 3 games I have seen :lol:

I like tennis, NFL and some baseball

oh yes, english soccer is popular there...when i went this year i saw many people with manchesters jersey and also chelsea jersey. :)

NFL is good, dont like baseball cause i dont understand it:lol:

sol
06-29-2005, 10:12 PM
Reps are what drives people nuts on this board... So allow me to be slow for repping... I don't want to break my head and say :"ok have to rep back, oops forgot... is he/she gonna be made at me..."

NOOOO

I give the love when I want!!!! ;)

:lol:

You don't need to be faster :p

I know that you don't love me ;)


______

Work Environment:
(Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT
(Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION
(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION


(Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME

willie
06-29-2005, 10:13 PM
Secret. ;)

:( , i cant understand, a murray and safin fan???, is it a human..... :confused:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:15 PM
You like Francis Lampard yeah... ;) :lol:


he is hot :worship:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:17 PM
he is hot :worship:


:aplot:

What about Alan Smith from Man United?

:crazy: :crazy:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:17 PM
I know that you don't love me ;)
Good attempt... I won't say I love you... :p

willie
06-29-2005, 10:19 PM
:aplot:

What about Alan Smith from Man United?

:crazy: :crazy:

so much talk of boys... :o
what about famous woman, victoria beckham ...:inlove: or J-lo :crazy:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:21 PM
Victoria Beckham is made of plastic... not natural... garbage for me... :lol:

willie
06-29-2005, 10:21 PM
:hearts: Jessica Simpson :hearts:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:21 PM
Tracy Chapman!!! That's a woman!!!

willie
06-29-2005, 10:22 PM
Victoria Beckham is made of plastic... not natural... garbage for me... :lol:

if she is garbage so i love garbage!!! :cool:

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:22 PM
Tracy Chapman!!! That's a woman!!!


is it? :ras:

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:24 PM
We can't discuss tastes anyway... That's what makes life interesting...

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:27 PM
you changed your sig jerome??????/ how rude

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:29 PM
J- LO is soooo pretty!!

I love her :inlove:

willie
06-29-2005, 10:29 PM
you changed your sig jerome??????/ how rude

but im a true andy fan, i erase all other things of my sig and have andy in my avatar, this will be until sunday when andy defeats lleyton in the final :)

willie
06-29-2005, 10:30 PM
J- LO is soooo pretty!!

I love her :inlove:

yep and jessica simpson too, she is nice but also very funny ;)

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:30 PM
you changed your sig jerome??????/ how rude What rude?

jayrhum
06-29-2005, 10:31 PM
but im a true andy fan, i erase all other things of my sig and have andy in my avatar, this will be until sunday when andy defeats lleyton in the final :)
héhéhé

Becarina
06-29-2005, 10:31 PM
but im a true andy fan, i erase all other things of my sig and have andy in my avatar, this will be until sunday when andy defeats lleyton in the final :)


because you are the master :hearts:

sol
06-29-2005, 10:33 PM
:awww: Willie:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=1916186&postcount=64
:hug:
____

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair
of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
"But you just got a new pair last month!"
"Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,"
stammered the private.
"Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his
book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march
accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?"
"No, no nothing of those..." said the private.
"Well then, what is it?"
"I'd rather not tell you sir..."
"Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses," said the
medical officer, ready to stand up, "I've to see my patients
now."
"No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girl,"
blurted the private.
"Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing
a girl?"
"You see, she crossed her legs....."

willie
06-29-2005, 10:35 PM
:awww: Willie:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=1916186&postcount=64
:hug:
____

An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair
of glasses. The Captain looked in his book of record and said,
"But you just got a new pair last month!"
"Yes sir, b.. b.. but I got them b..broken in an accident,"
stammered the private.
"Accident, what kind of an accident?" The Captain looked in his
book of Accident definitions and glossaries, "Road-march
accident, Firing Range accident, PT accident, Drill accident?"
"No, no nothing of those..." said the private.
"Well then, what is it?"
"I'd rather not tell you sir..."
"Well, no satisfactory explanations, no new glasses," said the
medical officer, ready to stand up, "I've to see my patients
now."
"No, no sir wait, I broke them when I was kissing my girl,"
blurted the private.
"Don't be daft man, how could you break your glasses kissing
a girl?"
"You see, she crossed her legs....."

i will bad repp that guy :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:35 PM
I love Tytta ..and I love myself...and I'm in a love mood..

Life is beautifull..

Oh well I'm drunk again...forget it :retard:

justClaudia
06-29-2005, 10:37 PM
Sol I love you :hug:

And I love Esther....