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The Joaquin Appreciation Thread #1

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sigmagirl91
06-26-2005, 10:26 PM
[QUOTE=Sol]:wavey: Hi Claudiha :hug: :smooch:

I'm good as well :D Just back at home.

I am suffering to type on here because I’ve a new very long acrylic nails sculpted :lol:
QUOTE]

I have those too..but mine are not too long,they don't bother me.

And they look good!! :D

I'm going to get some put on soon.

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:27 PM
Still I don't like you anymore...
You were mean :ras:That's just tennis... ;)

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:28 PM
That's just tennis... ;)

David is more then that to me :p

But you're loveable..so I can just forget what you said :angel:

sol
06-26-2005, 10:29 PM
Like with AndysGirl... same problem... You guys have such a high rythm for goodrepping that sometimes it takes me ages to rep you back as I'm a slow repper...

Ummmm ..:lol:

OK .. I did ;)

____

Q. Why wasn't jesus born in the U.S.A ?

A. Because god couldn't find three wise men and a virgin

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:29 PM
Only for you girls... the fattie bumba's dance... Enjoy...

Check two posts behind :lol:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:31 PM
Only for you girls... the fattie bumba's dance... Enjoy...

http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance1/eros327.gif


:shrug:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:31 PM
The gif doesnt appear for me... So I post the link...
http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance1/eros327.gif

sol
06-26-2005, 10:32 PM
Only for you girls... the fattie bumba's dance... Enjoy...

http://www.heathersanimations.com/dance1/eros327.gif

:lol:

http://www.htandtnet.it/assets/images/dancer_fat.jpg :tape:

_______

There was an exhibitionist who was taking a trip on an airplane.
At the top of the stairs there was a stewardess collecting tickets.
When the man got to the top of the stairs, he opened his coat and
exposed himself. The stewardess said, "I'm sorry sir. You have to
show your ticket here, not your stub."

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:33 PM
Arf link doesnt work either :sobbing:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:34 PM
Very funny...

ha ha ha ha ...

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:35 PM
Arf link doesnt work either :sobbing:


:haha: :haha: :haha:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:36 PM
Héhéhéhé

Tease me tease me :lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:37 PM
Ok let's try this one...

http://drakeshangout.com/pics/animated/stewie_sexy_dance_1_avatar.gif

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:37 PM
Héhéhéhé

Tease me tease me :lol:


You were trying to be funny...:ras:

So much for the funny guy :lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:37 PM
http://drakeshangout.com/pics/animated/images/fatbastarddance.gif

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:38 PM
Ok let's try this one...

http://drakeshangout.com/pics/animated/stewie_sexy_dance_1_avatar.gif

I like that one!! :lol:

Very cute.

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:38 PM
I'm cool don't worry... I'm the first to laugh at me :lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:39 PM
Shake shake shake :lol:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:39 PM
http://drakeshangout.com/pics/animated/images/fatbastarddance.gif


That's :scared: :scared:

OMG... :bolt:

sol
06-26-2005, 10:39 PM
Go David http://tri-valley.k12.il.us/ms/students/codette/arg-fat-bluebg-nourl-opt.gif :rocker2:

__________

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in his shoes. Then
when you do criticize that person, you'll be a mile away and
have his shoes.

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:40 PM
Who's bad? :lol:

http://drakeshangout.com/pics/animated/stewie_sexy_dance_5_avatar.gif

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:42 PM
:haha: :haha:

So cutie!!

sol
06-26-2005, 10:43 PM
http://terrisfun.com/terra9/fatdance.gif

______________

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?


A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:44 PM
http://terrisfun.com/terra9/fatdance.gif

______________

Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?


A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.


Sol...:haha: :haha:

You're kiling me..

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 10:44 PM
I did the post 3600th ;) :bounce:



:woohoo: :yeah: :bounce:Who will get the 3700th?

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 10:44 PM
Who's bad? :lol:

http://drakeshangout.com/pics/animated/stewie_sexy_dance_5_avatar.gif

:haha:

sol
06-26-2005, 10:45 PM
http://terrisfun.com/terra9/fannyman.gif :tape:

_________

These two guys go to a whorehouse.
The first guy goes in then comes out and says,
"My wife is better."
The second guy goes in then comes out and says,
"You know what? Your wife IS better."

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:45 PM
:woohoo: :yeah: :bounce:Who will get the 3700th?:haha: The manager's speaking!
PRODUCTIVITY!!! :lol:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:46 PM
http://terrisfun.com/terra9/fannyman.gif :tape:

_________

These two guys go to a whorehouse.
The first guy goes in then comes out and says,
"My wife is better."
The second guy goes in then comes out and says,
"You know what? Your wife IS better."

Rude :lol: :lol:


My computer is fucking with me... :devil: (at least someone is..:lol: )
So slow..... :mad:

sol
06-26-2005, 10:46 PM
http://terrisfun.com/terra9/ballet.gif

____________

What do you call four sheep tied to a post in Cardiff (Wales)?
A leisure centre.

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:47 PM
http://drakeshangout.com/pics/animated/stewie_sexy_dance_4_avatar.gif

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:48 PM
http://drakeshangout.com/pics/animated/stewie_sexy_dance_3_avatar.gif
Ok now you have all the moves :lol:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:48 PM
The last one is the best!!!

:haha: :haha:

sol
06-26-2005, 10:50 PM
:woohoo: :yeah: :bounce:Who will get the 3700th?
:wavey: Hi Jackie :hug: :smooch:

I'll ;)

_____

http://www.toons.artie.com/toons/fat_dance/arg-fat-whitebg-nourl.gif live is pink :p

_____

What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?


Elvis has been sighted.

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 10:51 PM
Good stuff today. I'll be back with hopefully some funny moving pictures (what are those called? :o )

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:51 PM
Ok let's see who's gonna take # 3700 ... ;)

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 10:53 PM
Ok let's see who's gonna take # 3700 ... ;)

I wonder what the betting odds are :scratch:

sol
06-26-2005, 10:53 PM
C'mon Lleyton http://toons.artie.com/toons/kangaroo/sparky-crop.gif :rocker2:

I need my vCash back :p

_____

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:54 PM
Jerome..you have to put the old avvie again.

That one sure makes a girl smile... :angel:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:54 PM
I wonder what the betting odds are :scratch:

If AG was here, she would have been @ 1.1 considering her crazy fast fingers...

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 10:55 PM
deleted

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 10:56 PM
Jerome..you have to put the old avvie again.

That one sure makes a girl smile... :angel:OK only for you... But I'll be back to Guile before his match against Andy...

sol
06-26-2005, 10:57 PM
Jerome..you have to put the old avvie again.

That one sure makes a girl smile... :angel:

You need an avatar as well girl ;)

http://toons.artie.com/toons/other/arg-tenniscat-blueline.gif

_________

One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she draws
a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back of
the room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has two
of them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"Dirty
Johnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sitters
teeth."

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 10:58 PM
OK only for you... But I'll be back to Guile before his match against Andy...


Awwwww...

My hero is back!!

Thank you Lord for beeing so kind wth me :D

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:00 PM
You need an avatar as well girl ;)
True... Why don't you have any, Claudia?

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:00 PM
http://tinypic.com/6fa988.gif

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:00 PM
You need an avatar as well girl ;)

http://toons.artie.com/toons/other/arg-tenniscat-blueline.gif

_________

One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she draws
a penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back of
the room,Dirty Johnny stands and says "That's a penis,and my father has two
of them". The teacher looks surprised and asks "What do you mean,two?"Dirty
Johnny responds,"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sitters
teeth."

One day maybe..when I'm in a good mood :lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:01 PM
Ah Claudia and her umbrella... nice...

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:02 PM
True... Why don't you have any, Claudia?

I had one when I started posting here... :rolleyes: :lol:

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:03 PM
Im rich bitch!!!!

http://tinypic.com/6fa9m9

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:04 PM
Ah Claudia and her umbrella... nice...


Looks like I was having fun with my umbrella :lol:

:umbrella:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:04 PM
I know why you asked to put my avie back... By checking the profile now, you'll have one for your left eye and one for your right one :haha:

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:05 PM
I was pushed!!!

http://tinypic.com/6fa9uf.gif

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:05 PM
I know why you asked to put my avie back... By checking the profile now, you'll have one for your left eye and one for your right one :haha:

I'll have you all around me baby :aplot:

:rolls: :rolls:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:06 PM
Sol is quiet... I don't like that... She's focused on # 3700 I think :lol:

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:06 PM
Got to step away for a few minutes, have a feeling I'll miss #3700.

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:07 PM
Sol is quiet... I don't like that... She's focused on # 3700 I think :lol:

Either that or she broke a nail :shrug: :lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:07 PM
One contender less... :devil:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:08 PM
One contender less... :devil:

you're really into that shit aren't you???? :rolleyes:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:08 PM
Claudia in about 80 posts from you, you'll have your birth year :angel:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:09 PM
Hahaha yeah that's too important for me... :lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:09 PM
In fact if I have the opportunity, I'll offer it to you... :angel:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:10 PM
Claudia in about 80 posts from you, you'll have your birth year :angel:

I've been posting like never before lately...

Wanna guess why?? :angel:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:10 PM
Are pretty avatars censored or what? :haha:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:11 PM
For Coria it didnt take that long :lol:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:11 PM
In fact if I have the opportunity, I'll offer it to you... :angel:

Nahh if that's important for you..then you should have it ;)

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:11 PM
I've been posting like never before lately...

Wanna guess why?? :angel: :)

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:12 PM
*Claudia just fainted..she'll be back as soon as possible*

:hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:13 PM
If you're looking for Claudia, she's there:
http://menstennisforums.com/member.php?u=8626

:haha:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:14 PM
Somebody call 911!!!

Mouth to mouth needed...

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:15 PM
Are you all dead??? :sobbing:

I won't be able to go until 3700 alone :sobbing:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:16 PM
I feel better now...I guess... :lol:

You wanna know something?
I haven't seen much from you ,or read your posts 'til I saw that avvie...

Thanks for putting it again :hug:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:17 PM
Mouth to mouth needed...

:aplot: :lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:18 PM
You wanna know something?
I haven't seen much from you ,or read your posts 'til I saw that avvie...
That's why I don't want to put it anymore... I'm not an object, I'm human :sobbing: :haha:

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:20 PM
Back.

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:20 PM
I'm human

Honey that I can see..and you're not bad at all.. :angel:

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:20 PM
Pretty close to #3700 for somebody.

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:21 PM
Hmmm....

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:21 PM
Start your enginessss :lol:

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:22 PM
Please, let this be, PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:22 PM
Nooooooooooooooooo

sol
06-26-2005, 11:22 PM
One contender less... :devil:

:ras:

http://www.animatedgif.net/devilish/rhbbspkani_e0.gif

__________

A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert
never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on
vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them
all about it. After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed.
The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great
escapades. "And on the third day..." he began. "No! no! start with the
first day," Everyone yells out in chorus. "And on the third day, " the
private continues " she asked me to stop so she could go to the
bathroom..."

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:22 PM
:rolleyes:

sol
06-26-2005, 11:23 PM
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor's
pet rabbit in his mouth. The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.
He thinks the neighbor is going to hate him forever, so he takes the
dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house and gives it a bath, blow dries
its fur and puts the rabbit back into the cage at the neighbor's house,
hoping they will think it died of natural causes.

A few days later, the neighbor is outside and asks the guy,
"Did you hear that Fluffy died?".
The guy stumbles around and says, "Um.. er.. no.. what happened?".
The neighbor replies, "We just found him dead in his cage one day.
But the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, we went
outside and someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him
back into the cage. There must be some real sick people

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:23 PM
:woohoo: :bounce: :yeah:

The race to #3700 might have been the best game ever :lol:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:23 PM
Well it's not gonna be me..

I have to :zzz:

Wake up early tomorow :ras: :fiery:

So good night y'all.

Jerome..you're my hero :hug: :lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:23 PM
No matters whats gonna happen, I wish you all a great end of day / night.
See you later. After Fattie Bumba and Andy Garcia losses :lol: ;) :angel:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:24 PM
:woohoo: :bounce: :yeah:

The race to #3700 might have been the best game ever :lol:


Congrats!!! :woohoo: :woohoo:

:lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:24 PM
Did you see the little Sol... ;)
She was quiet... but I knew she was going to be there... :lol:

jayrhum
06-26-2005, 11:25 PM
Good job jackie :yeah:

1400 posts... time for me to get a break... Sweet kisses :kiss:

justClaudia
06-26-2005, 11:25 PM
No matters whats gonna happen, I wish you all a great end of day / night.
See you later. After Fattie Bumba and Andy Garcia losses :lol: ;) :angel:

Fattie Bumba again????? :devil: :devil:

Later :wavey:

sol
06-26-2005, 11:26 PM
:rolleyes:

Congrats! ;) http://www.splashcomics.de/html/rezensionen/hefte/superman/grafiken/superman_animated_series_logo.gif

____

Fidel dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter tells him
that he is not on the list and that no way, no how, does he belong in
heaven. Fidel must go to hell. So Fidel goes to hell where Satan gives him
a hearty welcome and tells him to make himself at home.
Then Fidel notices that he left his luggage in heaven and tells Satan, who
says, "No hay problema, I'll send a couple of little devils to get your
stuff."
When the little devils get to heaven they find the gates are locked -
St.Peter is having lunch - and they start debating what to do. Finally,
one comes up with the idea that they should go over the wall and get the
luggage.
As they are climbing the wall, two little angels see them, and one angel
says to the other, "My goodness! Fidel has been in hell no more than
ten minutes and we're already getting refugees!"

jackieglover
06-26-2005, 11:26 PM
I think I got more praise for #3700 than anything else in my life :haha:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 12:02 AM
:wavey:

sol
06-27-2005, 12:04 AM
:wavey:

:wavey: Hi Becky :smooch:

http://memeart.tripod.com/ducks.gif

_______________


A MAN'S SCHEDULE
1. Get up.
2. Pass gas.
3. Drink cup of black coffee.
4. Pass gas.
5. Dress, skipping shower because "alarm didn't work".
6. Pass gas.
7. Log on to computer to check porn site before leaving for
work. Pass gas while "enjoying" favorite site.
6. Drive to work. Pass gas at stop light. Open window to air out
car.
7. Get to work at MacDonalds. Pass gas in bathroom (for all
patrons to enjoy). Forget to wash hands.
8. Lunch. Double cheesy cheeseburger and supersized fries.
Pass gas.
9. Arrive home. Pass gas. Have a beer. Pass gas.
10. Tell wife you want sex. Belch. Finish early, belch and fall
asleep.
11. Get up at 3 A.M. waking wife but instead of finishing her
off, return to computer to talk in the chat rooms - imagining
what a stud you are, chatting with all those "gorgeous women"
online. Pass gas.

Becarina
06-27-2005, 12:07 AM
ooh jerome, got the pic out in the open again ;)

Becarina
06-27-2005, 12:18 AM
What can't be burned in fire, nor drowned in water?

Becarina
06-27-2005, 12:19 AM
ice

Becarina
06-27-2005, 12:19 AM
What crime is punishable if attempted, but is not punishable if committed?

Becarina
06-27-2005, 12:19 AM
suicide

sol
06-27-2005, 12:28 AM
http://memeart.tripod.com/duck2.gif

___________

What do they call condoms in Germany?


Weinerhosen

jackieglover
06-27-2005, 02:43 AM
suicide

:yeah:

willie
06-27-2005, 02:55 AM
as jayhrum cheers for coria i will cheer for richard against fatty david:).sorry sigma:hug:

jackieglover
06-27-2005, 03:40 AM
I'm reaching the point where cheering for Coria doesn't seem so far fetched :lol:

sigmagirl91
06-27-2005, 08:04 AM
as jayhrum cheers for coria i will cheer for richard against fatty david:).sorry sigma:hug:

I'll still marry your ass-on one condition: that your shit works, OK? No spaghetti. :devil:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 08:08 AM
Way to go willie :yeah:

Guillermo + Ricardo are gonna kill Fattie Bumba + Andy Garcia :devil:

sigmagirl91
06-27-2005, 08:10 AM
Don't f*ck with me right now. I'm :armed: and dangerous.

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 08:18 AM
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/images/12_1_2005_Guillermo%20Coria.jpg

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 08:19 AM
Genius at work :worship:

sigmagirl91
06-27-2005, 08:24 AM
I'm the genius at work.

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 09:14 AM
This thread is full of genius...starting with is own creator..Willie :rolls:

sigmagirl91
06-27-2005, 10:51 AM
This thread is full of genius...starting with is own creator..Willie :rolls:

That's why I'm marrying him. Genius and genius equal more genius.

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 10:59 AM
That's why I'm marrying him. Genius and genius equal more genius.

eek..that's way too much geniality for a normal girl like me... :cool:

sol
06-27-2005, 11:02 AM
:wavey: G'morning Claudinha, Tiff, Willie, Becky, Jerôme, Jackie :hug: :kiss: :smooch:

____

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?


It opens on impact.

sol
06-27-2005, 11:04 AM
That's why I'm marrying him. Genius and genius equal more genius.

:o ;)

____

One day Pablo and Paco are riding through the desert on their horses. As
they ride along, Pablo smells something horrible. He stops his horse and
turns around. He says "Hey Paco, you shit your pants?" Paco says "No, Pablo,
I did not shit my pants." He believes him and they keep riding. As they go
on, the smell gets worse. The smell is so bad, flys begin to swarm. Pablo
stops his horse and turns around. He then says "Paco, Are you sure you did
not shit your pants?" Pablo says "Yes Pablo, I am sure I did not shit my
pants." He says "Ok." They keep going and now the smell is getting to be
unbearable. Pablo is swatting the flys away. Pablo stops his horse and gets
of his horse. He then says "Paco, get of your horse. Paco, pull down your
pants. Paco, I thought you said you did not shit your pants?" Paco replies
"I thought you meant today!"

sol
06-27-2005, 11:18 AM
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,
after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo.

He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."

sol
06-27-2005, 11:18 AM
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that is
sitting near him that he can fart out the tune to The Star Spangelled Banner!
Everyone who hears this wants to see him do it. So he tells everyone to
gather around him, then he climbs up on the bar, drops his trousers and
proceeds to take a massive dump on the bar counter. After he
finishes the disgusted bartender says "Why in the hell did you shit on my
bar?" The drunk replies "Even Elvis had to clear his throat!"

sol
06-27-2005, 11:19 AM
What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex?

She moves.

sigmagirl91
06-27-2005, 11:19 AM
:wavey: G'morning Claudinha, Tiff, Willie, Becky, Jerôme, Jackie :hug: :kiss: :smooch:

____

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?


It opens on impact.


Morning, Solcita.

sol
06-27-2005, 11:21 AM
Morning, Solcita.

:wavey: Hi Tiff :kiss:


____

Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?

Little Johnny: I get up early.

willie
06-27-2005, 01:34 PM
:wavey: G'morning Claudinha, Tiff, Willie, Becky, Jerôme, Jackie :hug: :kiss: :smooch:

____

Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?


It opens on impact.

hi sol! :wavey:.

sigma, david won :eek: so congratulations :o

sol
06-27-2005, 01:36 PM
hi sol! :wavey:.

sigma, david won :eek: so congratulations :o

:wavey: Hi Willie :hug:

Congrats, Tiff and Claudinha :worship:

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 01:38 PM
Thanks Sol :hug:

Fattie Bumba..right Jerome?!! :lol:

:banana: :banana:

willie
06-27-2005, 01:47 PM
after a long investigation i reach to a conclusion:
grass is for cows, thats why david does great on wimbledon;)

Becarina
06-27-2005, 03:18 PM
after a long investigation i reach to a conclusion:
grass is for cows, thats why david does great on wimbledon;)


:haha: good one willie :yeah:

:wavey: everyone!

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 04:02 PM
after a long investigation i reach to a conclusion:
grass is for cows, thats why david does great on wimbledon;)


:rolleyes:


:cuckoo: :cuckoo:

willie
06-27-2005, 04:59 PM
coria lost :sobbing: :sobbing: :sobbing:
but i have to congratulate him becuase he played a great match, so did andy! :yeah:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 05:44 PM
Fattie Bumba won in 3. Andy Garcia won in 3. I'm a samouraï so I have to punish myself for my arrogant words before matches.
I had fun with you.
See you in another life.

sol
06-27-2005, 05:45 PM
Go Andy!! :rocker2:
http://www.goodiesforu.com/animation/animatedgifs/animals/bird/duck.gifhttp://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/duckss.gif

sol
06-27-2005, 05:46 PM
Fattie Bumba won in 3. Andy Garcia won in 3. I'm a samouraï so I have to punish myself for my arrogant words before matches.
I had fun with you.
See you in another life.

:awww: Sorry :hug:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 05:48 PM
Well at least I was able to delete this awful sig and change avie before leaving :lol:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 05:51 PM
On the top half right of the page I see a red link who says "Upgrade membership"...
A natural question comes to my mind...
Is that possible to be a better member than I am? :lol::angel:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 05:54 PM
We should create the game: "Race to hundreds"...
Let's say we're gonna start with number 3800.
The one who's gonna take this post will score 38 and so on...

Becarina
06-27-2005, 05:55 PM
jerome, now you need to put andy in your sig!

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 05:55 PM
Probably a game I could play alone but hey I don't care... :lol:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 05:56 PM
:kiss:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 05:56 PM
jerome, now you need to put andy in your sig!I heard you... :angel:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 05:56 PM
how are you doing today honey?:hug:

mandoura
06-27-2005, 05:58 PM
Probably a game I could play alone but hey I don't care... :lol:

I am game. :D

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 05:58 PM
I'm cooked. Too hot in France.

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 05:58 PM
What about you Bexy?

Becarina
06-27-2005, 05:58 PM
I am game. :D


:wavey: :hug:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 05:59 PM
What about you Bexy?


I am off work today, Andy won his match and I have beer! it is my kinda heaven today :lol:

mandoura
06-27-2005, 05:59 PM
Too hot in Egypt. I am toasted.

sol
06-27-2005, 05:59 PM
:lol: Your signature Jerôme ;)

:wavey: Hi mandoura :smooch:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 05:59 PM
ehh....not Andy garcia darling ;)

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:00 PM
Too hot in Egypt. I am toasted.


Im getting toasted :lol: too hot in Texas too

mandoura
06-27-2005, 06:00 PM
45C today and my son played and WON, 6:0/6:3 :yippee:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:00 PM
I am game. :DOk so prepare yourself ;) Battle is gonna be hard... Beware of jackie "smartman" glover, Andys "fast fingers" Girl and Solangelina Jolie... These guys are murderers for taking posts... :D

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:00 PM
45C today and my son played and WON, 6:0/6:3 :yippee:


:woohoo: congrats!!! :worship:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:01 PM
Ok so prepare yourself ;) Battle is gonna be hard... Beware of jackie "smartman" glover, Andys "fast fingers" Girl and Solangelina Jolie... These guys are murderers for taking posts... :D


:haha: bring it on!

mandoura
06-27-2005, 06:01 PM
:wavey: Hi mandoura :smooch:

Solcita sweetie, missed you, missed you and missed you :hug:.

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:01 PM
ehh....not Andy garcia darling ;)Oops :angel:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:02 PM
Oops :angel:


you do it for willie, but not for me :tears: :devil:

mandoura
06-27-2005, 06:02 PM
Ok so prepare yourself ;) Battle is gonna be hard... Beware of jackie "smartman" glover, Andys "fast fingers" Girl and Solangelina Jolie... These guys are murderers for taking posts... :D

Don't underestimate Mandy Dandy. ;)

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:03 PM
Did your son's opponent have a racket Mandie ? 0... that's not serious... :lol: Teach him to be a nice guy and always give a game per set... :yeah:

sol
06-27-2005, 06:04 PM
Solcita sweetie, missed you, missed you and missed you :hug:.

Missed you as well :hug: :hug: :hug:

sol
06-27-2005, 06:05 PM
Ok so prepare yourself ;) Battle is gonna be hard... Beware of jackie "smartman" glover, Andys "fast fingers" Girl and Solangelina Jolie... These guys are murderers for taking posts... :D

:lol: :devil:

mandoura
06-27-2005, 06:06 PM
:wavey: :hug:

Becky sweetie, missed you too, so so so so so much. :hug:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:07 PM
Becky sweetie, missed you too, so so so so so much. :hug:


missed you too!! :D :smooch:

mandoura
06-27-2005, 06:07 PM
Did your son's opponent have a racket Mandie ? 0... that's not serious... :lol: Teach him to be a nice guy and always give a game per set... :yeah:

He used to :eek: , taught him not to :o .

willie
06-27-2005, 06:09 PM
you do it for willie, but not for me :tears: :devil:

yeah jayrhum, poor Arodgirl, do it for her :angel: ;)

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:11 PM
yeah jayrhum, poor Arodgirl, do it for her :angel: ;)


willie! :wavey: you too ;) :devil:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:14 PM
That's done...

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:15 PM
That's done...


:haha: :haha:

jerome, my hero :hearts:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:15 PM
willie, do you want to enter our "catch the hundreds" tourney? :lol:

willie
06-27-2005, 06:16 PM
ok andysgirl, for you;)

how is it jay?

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:17 PM
:topic:

willie, why havent you changed your avatar in all this time?

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:17 PM
ok andysgirl, for you;)

how is it jay?


:smooch:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:18 PM
People who takes post # 3800 scores 38
3900... 39

and so on...

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:19 PM
I'm gonna take care to not show my sig everywhere... could be banned :lol:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:20 PM
Just look at all the smart ones...
So quiet now...
and at 3800 boooommmm... I know you Solangelina :lol:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:20 PM
I'm gonna take care to not show my sig everywhere... could be banned :lol:


I love it :D Why did you take away your sexy avatar already?

willie
06-27-2005, 06:20 PM
I'm gonna take care to not show my sig everywhere... could be banned :lol:

:haha:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:22 PM
I love it :D Why did you take away your sexy avatar already?Was tired to be hunted :lol:

willie
06-27-2005, 06:22 PM
come on guys!!!, no one wants to post?

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:22 PM
Was tired to be hunted :lol:


:sad:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:23 PM
Don't be sad sweet girl...

willie
06-27-2005, 06:23 PM
im gonna win it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bounce: :yippee: :banana:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:24 PM
mine

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:24 PM
Ok let's say if you take # 3800, I'll put my avie back :lol:

willie
06-27-2005, 06:24 PM
MINEEEEEEEE

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:24 PM
Oops I think I'm too late...

willie
06-27-2005, 06:25 PM
noooooooooooooo

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:25 PM
damnit Jerome! :(

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:25 PM
hahahahahahaha took it!!!!!! :lol:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:25 PM
change the avy anyway

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:25 PM
Show respect to the Master...
Have to edit the rankings... :lol:

willie
06-27-2005, 06:26 PM
hahahahahahaha took it!!!!!! :lol:

:sobbing: first coria, now this :hysteric:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:27 PM
Show respect to the Master...
Have to edit the rankings... :lol:


master of my booty maybe :haha: :haha: :haha:

willie
06-27-2005, 06:30 PM
bye, im going to my tennis class, dont reach the 3900 till i return :mad:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:31 PM
:hug: by willie :wavey:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:31 PM
THE "ONLY THE ONES WHO KNOW" GAME
RANKINGS
1stwillie122 points
2ndAndysGirl85 points
3rdsigmagirl9142 points
4thjayrhum38 points
5thjackieglover37 points

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:32 PM
:lol:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:33 PM
THE "ONLY THE ONES WHO KNOW" GAME
RANKINGS

1stjayrhum38 points


:lol: you are a winner my love :)

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:35 PM
For sure... :lol:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:38 PM
i shall get 3900 though :o

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:38 PM
Lol my friends thats a bit early to focus on "3900's race" :lol:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:39 PM
i am quick and know a lot of nonsense darling

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:39 PM
i shall get 3900 though :oThat would put you just above me...

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:40 PM
I like being on top :devil:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:43 PM
Here we go again with the dancing conversations... :rolleyes:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:44 PM
I need to eat a bit... See you later...

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:44 PM
Here we go again with the dancing conversations... :rolleyes:


not dancing, my love :)

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:45 PM
bye bye :wavey: :kiss:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:53 PM
i think

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:53 PM
shoes are overated

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:56 PM
Come on Andy!!!!!!

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 06:56 PM
New contract you know...

Becarina
06-27-2005, 06:57 PM
New contract you know...


:lol: and what happens to your "you know" if he wins? :p

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:00 PM
:lol: and what happens to your "you know" if he wins? :pMy "you know" will cry of joy.

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:01 PM
My "you know" will cry of joy.


:lol: :kiss: thought you were leaving sweetheart?

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:05 PM
Jerome that signature...OMG... :eek: :eek:
I don't even know what to think about it....

Better not think... :rolleyes:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:06 PM
Jerome that signature...OMG... :eek: :eek:
I don't even know what to think about it....

Better not think... :rolleyes:I'm just a slave...

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:07 PM
Jerome that signature...OMG... :eek: :eek:
I don't even know what to think about it....

Better not think... :rolleyes:


"here she comes to wreck the day"

:haha: just kidding claudia :hug:

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:11 PM
"here she comes to wreck the day"

:haha: just kidding claudia :hug:

Actually, you know, I was gonna say ...

AndysChick here I come to hunt you!! :devil: :lol:

But then I saw his siggy..and..oh well :angel:

Hope you're ok sweetie :hug:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:12 PM
Actually, you know, I was gonna say ...

AndysChick here I come to hunt you!! :devil: :lol:

But then I saw his siggy..and..oh well :angel:

Hope you're ok sweetie :hug:


:haha: I am good, and you? his siggy is pretty tempting eh? I was trying to be nice, but now that you are here :hug: I dont have to be ;)

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:12 PM
I'm just a slave...


But not mine from what I see :bigcry: :bigcry:

Ok gimme my :baby: and I'll stop crying...

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:15 PM
:haha: I am good, and you? his siggy is pretty tempting eh? I was trying to be nice, but now that you are here :hug: I dont have to be ;)

I'm good..actually great :D

David :banana: :banana:

Oh btw..congrats ;) the duck is alive :lol:

sol
06-27-2005, 07:16 PM
I'm just a slave...

:o

Go Bex :rocker2:

___


http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/zombie2.gif:p

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:16 PM
I'm good..actually great :D

David :banana: :banana:

Oh btw..congrats ;) the duck is alive :lol:


:haha: thanks ;) Wonder if they shall meet and then we will have another battle :p

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:16 PM
My av is definitely censored... :sobbing:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:17 PM
:o

Go Bex :rocker2:

___


http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/zombie2.gif:p

:haha: thanks :hug:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:17 PM
My av is definitely censored... :sobbing:


is it you naked? :devil:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:19 PM
3900 here I come ;)

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:19 PM
:haha: thanks ;) Wonder if they shall meet and then we will have another battle :p

see ya at the semis my love :devil: :nerner: :rolls:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:19 PM
is it you naked? :devil:when Andy scores an ace...

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:20 PM
is it you naked? :devil:

Yes please please please :angel: :aplot:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:20 PM
when Andy scores an ace...


then i get to see you naked???? damn, that will be about 30 times before the end :woohoo:

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:21 PM
when Andy scores an ace...

U just made me blush Jerome... :angel:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:22 PM
may we have a preview since we know he will score an ace ? :angel:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:23 PM
Claudia, you have to know this thread has a game now...

Rules (http://menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=1904373#post1904373)
Rankings (http://menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=1904479#post1904479) :devil:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:25 PM
may we have a preview since we know he will score an ace ? :angel:
Sorry... 140x140 pixels... doesnt fit in my av I guess... :lol:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:26 PM
hmm... you can email it to ME then ;)

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:27 PM
Claudia, you have to know this thread has a game now...

Rules (http://menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=1904373#post1904373)
Rankings (http://menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=1904479#post1904479) :devil:


Thanks Love :kiss:

But my only game here is with you :angel:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:28 PM
Thats enough Ladies... :o

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:28 PM
Thanks Love :kiss:

But my only game here is with you :angel:


i think this "game" is just so he can take the attention off of his lovely self :rolleyes: which he know will not work, eh?

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:31 PM
i think this "game" is just so he can take the attention off of his lovely self :rolleyes: which he know will not work, eh?


:lol:

Will never work :lol:

It's never enough Jerome..never :angel:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:31 PM
women always want more ;)

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:33 PM
women always want more ;)

and when they have it..they want even more ;)

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:33 PM
Now I let you speak and enjoy your crazy stuff... :lol:

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:34 PM
Now I let you speak and enjoy your crazy stuff... :lol:


:cuckoo:


:haha: :haha:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:35 PM
are you shy jerome? ;)

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:36 PM
Gosh I haven't seen Gaston play in such a loooong time..that I even forgot I have him on my siggy :spit:

justClaudia
06-27-2005, 07:37 PM
are you shy jerome? ;)

I think he's scared :lol:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:37 PM
Gosh I haven't seen Gaston play in such a loooong time..that I even forgot I have him on my siggy :spit:


:haha:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:37 PM
Had to put another old avie... I guess this one was too explicit :lol:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:38 PM
I think he's scared :lol:


hmm..now how do we fix that :scratch:

Becarina
06-27-2005, 07:38 PM
Had to put another old avie... I guess this one was too explicit :lol:

:fiery:

jayrhum
06-27-2005, 07:38 PM
Dont move anymore Claudia...
your number of posts = your year of birth :angel: