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Becarina
06-21-2005, 11:58 PM
Galveston
It is illegal to drive a motor car down Broadway before noon on Sundays

Becarina
06-21-2005, 11:58 PM
Lubbock County
It is illegal to drive within an arm's length of alcohol - including alcohol in someone else's blood stream

Becarina
06-21-2005, 11:59 PM
Mesquite
It is illegal for children to have unusual haircuts

Becarina
06-21-2005, 11:59 PM
Port Arthur
Obnoxious odors may not be emitted while in an elevator

Becarina
06-21-2005, 11:59 PM
Richardson
It is now illegal to place a "for sale" sign on a car if it visible from the street.


It is illegal to do "U Turns

mandoura
06-21-2005, 11:59 PM
It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel

:haha: :haha: :haha:

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:00 AM
San Antonio
It is illegal for both sexes to flirt or respond to flirtation using the eyes and/or hands.

It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:01 AM
It is illegal to urinate on the Alamo

wonder what happens if you poo on it? :scratch:

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:01 AM
Temple
No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.

You can ride your horse in the saloon.

Cattle thieves may be hanged on the spot

mandoura
06-22-2005, 12:02 AM
A Texas State trooper pulled over a Oklahoma pickup on I-35.
The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout' whut?"

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:02 AM
California Crazy Laws

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:03 AM
Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:03 AM
Many animals are illegal to own as pets, including snails, sloths, and elephants.

mandoura
06-22-2005, 12:03 AM
The owner of a golf course in Texas was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.

He called her into office and said, 'You graduated from University of Texasand I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"

"Everything but my earrings."

(You gotta' love those TexasGals ;) )

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:03 AM
No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour
:haha: :haha:

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:04 AM
Women may not drive in a house coat

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:05 AM
It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:05 AM
Arcadia
Peacocks have the right of way to cross any street, including driveways

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:06 AM
Baldwin Park
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:06 AM
Belvedere
City Council order reads: "No dog shall be in a public place without its master on a leash."

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:06 AM
Blythe
You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:07 AM
Carmel
Ice cream may not be eaten while standing on the sidewalk. (Repealed when Clint Eastwood was mayor)

Women may not wear high heels while in the city limits

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:07 AM
Chico
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:08 AM
Hollywood
It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:08 AM
Lodi
It is illegal to own or sell "Silly String".

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:08 AM
Lompoc
It is illegal to posses, own or raise roosters. This is considered disturbing the peace.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:09 AM
Long Beach
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.

Cars are the only item allowed in a garage

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:10 AM
Los Angeles
Toads may not be licked.

You may not hunt moths under a street light.

It is a crime for dogs to mate within 500 yards of a church. Breaking this law is punishable by a fine of $500 and/or six months in prison.

You cannot bathe two babies in the same tub at the same time.

Zoot suits are prohibited.

It is illegal to cry on the witness stand.

It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:10 AM
Pacific Grove
Molesting butterflies can result in a $500 fine.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:11 AM
Palm Springs
It is illegal to walk a camel down Palm Canyon Drive between the hours of four and six PM

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:11 AM
Pasadena
It is illegal for a secretary to be alone in a room with her boss.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:12 AM
Redlands
Motor vehicles may not drive on city streets unless a man with a lantern is wallking ahead of it.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:12 AM
Riverside
One may not carry a lunch down the street between 11 and 1 o'clock

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:12 AM
San Diego
The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.

It is illegal to shoot jackrabbits from the back of a streetcar

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:13 AM
San Francisco
Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.

Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:13 AM
Temecula
Ducks have the right of way to cross Rancho California St. at all times.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 12:14 AM
ok, your turn ;) I am bored now....

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:12 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Jokes/hraries.jpg

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:13 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Jokes/hrtaurus.jpg

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:15 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Jokes/hrcancer.jpg

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:17 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Jokes/hrleo.jpg

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 01:18 AM
can't wait for sagittarius:eek:

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:19 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Jokes/hrvirgo.jpg

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:20 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Jokes/hrlibra.jpg

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:26 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Jokes/hrscorpio.jpg

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:27 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Jokes/hrsagi.jpg

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:28 AM
can't wait for sagittarius:eek:

Where have you been girl? Missed you so much. :hug:

Love you even more now. I am an archer too. :lol:

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 01:29 AM
:lol: :lol:

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:29 AM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y221/mandoura/Jokes/hrcapri.jpg

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 01:30 AM
Where have you been girl? Missed you so much. :hug:

Love you even more now. I am an archer too. :lol:
that's one hell of a horoscope girl! :lol: i'm fine thanks for asking :hug: hope your doing great :kiss:

mandoura
06-22-2005, 01:42 AM
that's one hell of a horoscope girl! :lol: i'm fine thanks for asking :hug: hope your doing great :kiss:

didn't see much of you the last couple of days so i worried. glad things are ok.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:49 AM
Here comes another story out of my mind :sad:

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:52 AM
Steve listened to Elton John and watched the Wizard of Oz.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:53 AM
But he became a womanizer :confused:

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:54 AM
His parents were terribly confused.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:54 AM
Wanting to save money, they opted to bypass getting a shrink.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:55 AM
And fed him a poisoned glass of tang.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:55 AM
He died.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:56 AM
His two fathers had a picnic.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:57 AM
A bird shit on one of their heads.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:57 AM
Not wanting to shower, he just hung himself from a branch.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:58 AM
The other guy, alone, got depressed.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:58 AM
And ate some crusted up dogshit.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:58 AM
He died, not right away, but he died.

jackieglover
06-22-2005, 01:59 AM
The end.

mandoura
06-22-2005, 02:00 AM
Did they all meet upstairs or did they do it for nothing?

Becarina
06-22-2005, 03:41 AM
someone is gay in the US

Becarina
06-22-2005, 03:48 AM
who is the smelly kid in this class? hmm....:nerner:

Becarina
06-22-2005, 03:48 AM
I GO

Becarina
06-22-2005, 03:38 PM
bump

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:25 PM
What tea do footballers drink ?

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:25 PM
Penaltea !

:haha:

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:26 PM
How do hens encourage their football teams ?

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:27 PM
They egg them on !

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:27 PM
Why did the chicken get sent off ?

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:27 PM
For persistent fowl play! :lol:

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:29 PM
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:31 PM
This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular culling of the weakest members.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:31 PM
In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:31 PM
Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills off brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:32 PM
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 10:33 PM
"I don't care to belong to any social organization which will accept me as a member."

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 10:33 PM
"I don't mind coming to work -- I just don't want to stay when I get there."

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:36 PM
A Day in Hell

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 10:36 PM
"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:36 PM
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 10:37 PM
"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:37 PM
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:37 PM
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great!

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 10:38 PM
"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Advertisement

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:38 PM
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:38 PM
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:38 PM
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:39 PM
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Guy: Cool!

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:40 PM
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:40 PM
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:41 PM
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:41 PM
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays.

:haha: :haha:

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 10:45 PM
"And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
- Dan Rather

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:46 PM
Bar Translations

"No, really, I'm OK to drive."
--I'm wasted, and I am too embarrassed to have anybody see who I am going home with.

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 10:47 PM
It's like deja-vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:47 PM
"I'm not used to these darts."
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:48 PM
"You get this one, next round is on me."
--We won't be here long enough to get another round.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:48 PM
"I'll get this one, next one is on you."
--Happy hour is about to end....now drafts are a dollar, but by the next round they'll be $4.50 a pop.

tinuviel_estel
06-22-2005, 10:49 PM
"I'm not used to these darts."
--I'm not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when I am this bombed.
:lol::lol:

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:52 PM
haven't seen you around here for a long time."
--You stuck up little -----, too good for your old friends??

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:52 PM
"Hey, where is that friend of yours?"
--I have no interest in talking to you except as a way to get your attractive friend into a compromising position

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:52 PM
"Lets get out of here."
--I just dumped a half a pitcher of beer into that Harley guy's helmet.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:53 PM
Ever try a body shot?" (female to male)
--If this is how wild I am in the bar, imagine what I'll do to you on the ride home?

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:53 PM
"I don't feel well, let's go home." (female)
--You are paying more attention to your friends than me.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:54 PM
"I don't feel well, lets go home." (male)
--I'm horny.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:58 PM
I've had like 10 beers already."
--I've only had 3 but need an excuse to behave this way.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:59 PM
Who's got the next round?"
--I haven't bought a round in almost 3 years, but I am an expert at diverting attention.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 10:59 PM
"Excuse Me." (male to male)
--Get the f--- out of the way.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:10 PM
A wealthy couple had planned to go out for the evening. The woman of the house decided to give their butler, Jerves, the rest of the night off. She said they would be home very late, and that he should just enjoy his evening.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:11 PM
As it turned out, however, the wife wasn't having a good time at the party, so she came home early, alone. Her husband had to stay there, as several of his important clients were there.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:11 PM
As the woman walked into her house, she saw Jerves sitting by himself in the dining room. She called for him to follow her, and led him into the master bedroom. She then closed and locked the door.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:11 PM
She looked at him and smiled. "Jerves," she said."Take off my dress."

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:12 PM
He did this carefully."Jerves," she continued." Take off my stockings and garter."

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:12 PM
He silently obeyed her. "Jerves," she then said. "Remove my bra and panties." As he did this, the tension continued to mount.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:12 PM
She looked at him and then said, "Jerves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you're fired!"

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:14 PM
Proper weight control cannot be attained by dieting alone; however, many people who are engaged in sedentary occupations do not realize that calories can be burned by the hundreds by engaging in strenuous activities that do not require much (or any) physical exercise.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:14 PM
Here's the guide to calorie-burning activities and the number of calories per hour they consume.

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:14 PM
Beating around the bush . . . . . . . . .75

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:15 PM
Jumping to conclusions . . . . . . . . . 100

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:15 PM
Climbing the walls . . . . . . . . . . . 150

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:16 PM
Swallowing your pride. . . . . . . . . .50

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:16 PM
Passing the buck . . . . . . . . . . . .25

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:16 PM
Pushing your luck. . . . . . . . . . . 250

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:17 PM
Making mountains out of molehills. . . 500

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:19 PM
Hitting the nail on the head . . . . . .50

Becarina
06-22-2005, 11:20 PM
Bending over backwards . . . . . . . . .75

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:09 AM
Charlie Brown Specials We'd Like to See

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:10 AM
We could learn about V.D. in, IT BURNS WHEN I PEE, CHARLIE BROWN

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:10 AM
Chuck and the Little Red-Headed Girl find out about unwanted pregnancy in, IT'S BLUE, CHARLIE BROWN!

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:11 AM
Charlie Brown peddles his body for crack money while stealing Social Security checks and boosting automobiles in GO BLAME SOCIETY, CHARLIE BROWN.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:11 AM
Is Linus gay? Find out in, IT'S A DIFFERENT KIND OF LOVE, CHARLIE BROWN.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:14 AM
Explore the real problems of child abuse in America in, YOU MADE ME DO THAT, CHARLIE BROWN.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:14 AM
See how the PEANUTS gang deals with date **** in, NO MEANS NO, CHARLIE BROWN.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:15 AM
The PEANUTS gang gets a lesson in Ebonics in, IMO BUSTA CAP INYO ASS, CHARLIE BROWN.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:16 AM
What goes on in the mind of a serial killer? Discover the inner workings of Pig Pen's twisted psyche and meet his murderous alter ego, Mr. Clean in, GOD TOLD ME TO DO IT, CHARLIE BROWN.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:16 AM
Discover a father's forbidden love in, IT'S OUR LITTLE SECRET, CHARLIE BROWN.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:18 AM
http://www.funs.co.uk/insult.htm

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:32 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350crack.gif

my new t-shirt :lol:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:37 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350sweetmorningwood.gif

Do you have enough wood in the morning to make a Lumber-Jack envious? We know you do, so pick up this t-shirt and let everyone know what that bulge in your pants really is..."Sweet Morning Wood!"
:lol:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:41 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350keepitgangsta.gif

From movies to the streets it seems that everyone wants to be a gangsta! You don't have to run with a mobb to "keep it gangsta." Just pick up one of these t-shirts and you will be just fine!

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:42 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350imthepoop.gif

If you think your shit doesn't stink then this shirt is a must have for you. We took the old term, "I'm the shit" and altered it to a much more appropriate phrase, "I'm the poop!"

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:44 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350babiesdaddies.gif

So you weren't happy with four. All your friends told you that he would leave your ass after you had the baby. You haven't received a child support check in months.... But somehow after all the mess you still have love for all your babies daddies! :p

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:46 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350piratesdoitforthebooty.gif

There's only one thing in the world that would make a Pirate set sail on a ship for months at a time taking on the stormy seas. That one thing that means more to a Pirate than his parrot. The BOOTY! What else! Even if you're not a Pirate, you can still order this shirt and let'em know that Pirates do it for the Booty!

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:47 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350rap.gif

No matter what your style, chances are if your a whiteboy trying to rap, you only rap caucasianally!

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:48 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350cockblock.gif

The cock block is a technique that has been passed down from father to son for many years. There are those who block and then there are those who are blocked. Don't allow yourself to be blocked and order this t-shirt today!

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:49 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350blingbling.gif


Is your watch only worth $20 bucks? Is your car equipped with the factory set of rims? Don't wear any chains with your record label medallion? Well if this sounds like you, BLING BLING must not be your style!

Becarina
06-23-2005, 12:53 AM
http://www.cr-shirts.com/Site/ProdImages/350redrum.gif

If you're sane and normal then there's no reason for you to order this shirt. This REDRUM shirt is only for the sick, twisted, and mentally disturbed people out there (which is a lot of people). Pick up our classic "Redrum" t-shirt that we brought back by popular demand!

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:00 AM
Where can I order these T shirts sweet Becacine? :lol:

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:02 AM
Wowowow Houston we have a problem...

http://menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=1880134#post1880134

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:02 AM
cr-shirts.com, I think is where I found it darling! :hug:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:03 AM
Hey AG, you voted in the wrong thread beavis :ras:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:05 AM
huh?

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:06 AM
Wowowow Houston we have a problem...

http://menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=1880134#post1880134


dont be posting in that one! :( ;)

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:06 AM
Vote in the ROUND 2 thread please :D

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:10 AM
You caused a mess, T. Estel followed your lead :mad:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:11 AM
You caused a mess, T. Estel followed your lead :mad:


SORRY, I did not see the other. :lol:

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:12 AM
dont be posting in that one! :( ;)No worries.. these are too high numbers for me... :crazy:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:13 AM
jayrhum, please vote in round 2 movie characters :D

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:15 AM
jayrhum, please vote in round 2 movie characters :DDo, did, done
I've followed my master... She knows what's good for me...

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:15 AM
No worries.. these are too high numbers for me... :crazy:


that's what I thought ;) :kiss:

tinuviel_estel
06-23-2005, 01:15 AM
sorry :o :smash:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:17 AM
sorry :o :smash:


:lol: was my fault :p

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:18 AM
Thanks guys. Can always count on the avatar crew :hug:

( :secret: Becky's votes SUCKED)

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:20 AM
Thanks guys. Can always count on the avatar crew :hug:

( :secret: Becky's votes SUCKED)


you suck butthead :secret: :ras:

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:20 AM
sorry :o :smash:Yeah you've been caught betraying... You know what happens in such cases...
AG doesnt joke with that... I lost 3 fingers for having forgotten my mission one day... It hurts :sobbing:
+ You've got a cute smile so she could be even nastier with you...

GL...

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:23 AM
Concerning the movies characters tourney, I have a question.
Does Darth Vader still play with Wilson rackets?

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:24 AM
Yeah you've been caught betraying... You know what happens in such cases...
AG doesnt joke with that... I lost 3 fingers for having forgotten my mission one day... It hurts :sobbing:
+ You've got a cute smile so she could be even nastier with you...

GL...


:haha: :haha: you are nuts! ;)

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:29 AM
AG, my last 2 goodreps come from you...
You're too nice with me...
I'd like to give you back some love but the system is not ok for that...

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:29 AM
According to the Rumor Mill:

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner have supposedly tied the knot and are expecting.- Not confirmed but denied by both

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:31 AM
Ah cool!!!
Wanted to know!!!
Thanks :yeah:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:31 AM
August.

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:32 AM
I dont understand what " to tie the knot" means but hey still cool!!!
:crazy:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:33 AM
I don't understand much of anything.

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:34 AM
Ok enough is enough...
We need posts...
I'm gonna copy/paste the french dic here...
word by word

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:34 AM
Serious ? here. J, have you seen this French film Ponette?

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:34 AM
Arf wait a minute...

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:35 AM
AG, my last 2 goodreps come from you...
You're too nice with me...
I'd like to give you back some love but the system is not ok for that...


you make me laugh :p

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:35 AM
Does that supposed I need to know how to read?

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:35 AM
Ok enough is enough...
We need posts...
I'm gonna copy/paste the french dic here...
word by word

Noooooooooo!!!! I hate copying and pasting, the thread is losing it's quality flavor with the lack of originality.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:36 AM
I dont understand what " to tie the knot" means but hey still cool!!!
:crazy:


means get married

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:36 AM
Arf yeah I think I need to know how to read :sad:
I know it couldn't be that easy :banghead:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:37 AM
well, jackie, we are trying to pass a certain thread in amount of posts, and it is easier to do that way :p but we are only about 80 away now....

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:38 AM
Arf yeah I think I need to know how to read :sad:
I know it couldn't be that easy :banghead:


you cannot read? :confused:

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:38 AM
Serious ? here. J, have you seen this French film Ponette?No I'm the average french guy you know...
That means I eat McDonalds and I only go watch yankees blockbusters!!!!
:yeah:

I wish my parents have named me Ronald... pure class :)

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:38 AM
well, jackie, we are trying to pass a certain thread in amount of posts, and it is easier to do that way :p but we are only about 80 away now....

Yeah, but I'm probably missing some diamond in the rough posts, because I skip over most everything that is copy and pasted. It's not that hard to accumulate posts by just typing random stuff.

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:39 AM
No seriously. Didnot see Ponette.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:39 AM
ok

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:40 AM
ok
I concur.

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:40 AM
I don't care, you can cut and paste. Just saying it bores me. It's not very hard to type in single words.

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:41 AM
I don't care, you can cut and paste. Just saying it bores me. It's not very hard to type in single words.True.

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:41 AM
False.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:43 AM
I have decided to re-name my office- The Batcave. I am going a little Batman crazy since I saw that movie :crazy:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:44 AM
crack kills- but so do guns and I am allowed to have one of those so..

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:45 AM
Who said you are not allowed to have crack?

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:45 AM
Hahaha crazy country...

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:46 AM
Universe.

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:46 AM
Ronald IS a dope name.

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:46 AM
BTW, if I had to choose, I'd prefer to be shot by you AG.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:46 AM
um...it is illegal and I can't find anyone to sell it too me :sad:

do YOU have any ;)

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:47 AM
We'll try that once.

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:47 AM
Murder is illegal too and you :tape:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:47 AM
BTW, if I had to choose, I'd prefer to be shot by you AG.


aww, thanks jerome ;) :lol: I am a lover not a killer though :angel:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:48 AM
beer is good :drink:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:48 AM
We should pass 2 threads in 30 minute's time.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:48 AM
I like cocaine but sometimes it makes me a little psycho...................................

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:48 AM
Cassavetes.

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:48 AM
Let's say you'd kill me by love then...

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:49 AM
why does there have to be a P in psycho anyway?

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:49 AM
Let's say you'd kill me by love then...
:kiss:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:49 AM
Somebody downgraded this thread in the ratings :fiery:

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:49 AM
We should pass 2 threads in 30 minute's time.Jackie a.k.a the Manager :yeah:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:50 AM
do you think Andy will win Wimbledon?

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:50 AM
I'm pretty sure I know who it was.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:50 AM
Somebody downgraded this thread in the ratings :fiery:


how do you rate it?

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:50 AM
Ordered a hit on him.

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:51 AM
how do you rate it?

How do you think I got us from #14 to #1?

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:51 AM
I'm pretty sure I know who it was.


you?

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:51 AM
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rating

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:51 AM
Fionapple.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:52 AM
How do you think I got us from #14 to #1?


where do you find these things? I did not know we were #1 :lol:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:52 AM
where do you find these things? I did not know we were #1 :lol:

Easy to get us back to #1 if you know what you're doing ;)

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:53 AM
Thread Tools Search this Thread Rating



ahhh, I see ! thanks :D

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:53 AM
Goodefense.

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:53 AM
Hope to get my check soon by the way...

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:53 AM
Loveveryone.

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:54 AM
Hope to get my check soon by the way...

It's on its way. :)

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:54 AM
ahhh, I see ! thanks :DCan I get back one finger then? :angel:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:54 AM
lovenoone.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:55 AM
Can I get back one finger then? :angel:


i told you could have them all back, but you didnt want them, so now I am going to keep them :nerner: :p

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:56 AM
lovenoone.

:retard: Didn't see a pattern?

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:56 AM
a guy with a cool tattoo of tigger just asked me for a key

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:56 AM
Hahahahahaha my current av is Coria... Sometimes it shocks me :haha:
I see the face... I think "who's this asshole with Coria on his av" then I check the nick and oops... it's me :angel:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:56 AM
Hahahahahaha my current av is Coria... Sometimes it shocks me :haha:
I see the face... I think "who's this asshole with Coria on his av" then I check the nick and oops... it's me :angel:

:haha:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:57 AM
Nationation.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:57 AM
Hahahahahaha my current av is Coria... Sometimes it shocks me :haha:
I see the face... I think "who's this asshole with Coria on his av" then I check the nick and oops... it's me :angel:


:crazy: change it

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:57 AM
i told you could have them all back, but you didnt want them, so now I am going to keep them :nerner: :pYeah but I already told you... Since I know what you're doing with them, I'm kinda scared... these little boys were used to go only in clean and safe places :angel:

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:58 AM
I look at mine and think "damn, that is a sexy man!" :shrug:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:58 AM
Fires.

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 01:58 AM
:crazy: change itI promised to mini willie... :angel:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 01:59 AM
Shaveverything.

Becarina
06-23-2005, 01:59 AM
Yeah but I already told you... Since I know what you're doing with them, I'm kinda scared... these little boys were used to go only in clean and safe places :angel:


:haha:

I only made them finger puppet clothes and put them in a show :angel:

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 02:00 AM
+ I had too many troubles putting my own face on it... So better to put someone who scares people... at least I'm not disturbed :lol:

jackieglover
06-23-2005, 02:00 AM
Equalength.

jayrhum
06-23-2005, 02:01 AM
:haha:

I only made them finger puppet clothes and put them in a show :angel:
I dont know if you have noticed but one of the three buddies is amazingly gifted to make friendly signs at cops...