The "Andy, if you EVER do this again...you will die" thread. [Archive] - MensTennisForums.com

The "Andy, if you EVER do this again...you will die" thread.

Deboogle!.
05-01-2005, 08:10 PM
IF YOU EVER WEAR A HEADBAND EVER EVER AGAIN..... I.... I....... I...... ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :armed:

:timebomb:

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/news/2067image.jpg

PinkFeatherBoa
05-01-2005, 08:12 PM
:haha: No words.

aceit
05-01-2005, 08:13 PM
White boy goes stupid. :o

blosson
05-01-2005, 08:14 PM
Is this a preview of what's coming tomorrow? Oh no. :eek:

Jennay
05-01-2005, 08:14 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Andy, be a leader, don't follow Juanqui!

On a side note, what an awkward looking forehand. ;)

Deboogle!.
05-01-2005, 08:15 PM
At first I was like... what a hideous shirt... but ok, it's just a practice shirt, I can handle that.

But a headband.... there is NO acceptable excuse for that, NONE. NADA. ZERO. BUBKIS. NYET. NEIN. NON.

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jennay
05-01-2005, 08:15 PM
You forgot 'nein'. :sad:

Deboogle!.
05-01-2005, 08:16 PM
There, I added it. :p

What's funny is I loaded AR.com, saw the pic, and was like, why do they have someone else's pic on the front page? I swear.

snaillyyy
05-01-2005, 08:20 PM
Damn I need those jet propelled rockets to get me over there to RIP IT OFF his head and slap him with it!

blosson
05-01-2005, 08:20 PM
Vogue says head bands are in. Oh French dressing...

If he shows up in that hideous band for his match we should seriously send complaints emails to his official site. All of us.

Jennay
05-01-2005, 08:20 PM
Damn I need those jet propelled rockets to get me over there to RIP IT OFF his head and slap him with it!
:haha: :haha:

aceit
05-01-2005, 08:21 PM
Vogue says head bands are in. Oh French dressing...
If Andy was reading Vogue we have a more serious issue on our hands...

J. Corwin
05-01-2005, 08:21 PM
http://www.andyroddick.com/images/news/2067image.jpg

Andy stares at the camera in disbelief...as he has been caught by Deb wearing a headband.

J. Corwin
05-01-2005, 08:23 PM
Andy you should have learned your lesson from 2002. :o Lacoste, you're making a very bad initial impression. :ras:

PinkFeatherBoa
05-01-2005, 08:23 PM
I'm still laughing, well it's either that or crying!

HEADBAND. MUST. GO. PERIOD.

Deboogle!.
05-01-2005, 08:25 PM
Andy stares at the camera in disbelief...as he has been caught by Deb wearing a headband.Not disbelief...FEAR FOR HIS LIFE.

Havok
05-01-2005, 08:28 PM
:D.

superpinkone37
05-01-2005, 08:35 PM
only one person has a smile and the rest are ready to kill him...lol

I just hope this is a practice thing..

blosson
05-01-2005, 08:37 PM
:lol:
Maybe it's a tiny black visor backwards (positive thinking)

aceit
05-01-2005, 08:47 PM
:lol:
Maybe it's a tiny black visor backwards (positive thinking)
That's some VERY positive thinking. I like it. :p

zoltan83
05-01-2005, 08:54 PM
:haha:
Andy with an headband? Is it a Lacoste? I don't see the croco on it...

blosson
05-01-2005, 09:14 PM
:unsure: these are the scariest things i ever seen in tennis.

superpinkone37
05-01-2005, 09:14 PM
:bolt:

Now if he had clothes with that nice blue...then thats a different story...but no headband please.

Deboogle!.
05-01-2005, 09:17 PM
Danielle, as soon as I saw you had a new av, I was afraid it would be this pic. While the av is funny and I appreciate it, I'm now going to cry every time you post.

superpinkone37
05-01-2005, 09:23 PM
awww!! Actually, I'm gonna cry too!! :sobbing:

Hopefully we'll see a non-headband/awesome new clothes picture to replace it tomorrow. God I will just die if Andy wears the headband in a match. Or worse, he and Melzer with matching ones :scared:

Jennay
05-01-2005, 09:26 PM
Holycrapdeath Danielle.

Perfect use of ().

Deboogle!.
05-01-2005, 09:26 PM
Well, his match is at 4am our time overnight... I better wake up to find pictures of him in a smashingly cool outfit. or I'll be unhappy. VERY unhappy.

See, Jurgen can pull it off. Andy CANNOT.

It is a funny av, though. It's just a horrifically depressing picture.

Carito_90
05-01-2005, 09:38 PM
I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES. :haha: :haha:



Okay now I'm ready to cry.

Oh god. God god god...

superpinkone37
05-01-2005, 09:44 PM
Holycrapdeath Danielle.

Perfect use of ().

:lol: I had to use your ()'s...they just work too well lol

surfpinky
05-01-2005, 09:53 PM
When I first saw that picture, I thought it was an old pic, but then I saw the Lacoste shirt, and :sobbing:
It reminded me of this pic...(from 2002)
http://www.tennis-ontheline.com/pics/02tt/02ttar1.jpg

Deboogle!.
05-01-2005, 09:55 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Carito_90
05-01-2005, 09:59 PM
OH GOD I'LL DIE :haha:

MisterQ
05-01-2005, 10:03 PM
Maybe its a tourniquet. He's trying to keep the blood in his brain. ;)

Carito_90
05-01-2005, 10:14 PM
Q, DEATH. :haha:

Tytta!.
05-01-2005, 10:32 PM
:bolt:

Richie_Roddick
05-01-2005, 11:48 PM
Andy wheres your trucker hat?? :shrug:

I thought Lacoste would be a good choice :awww:

adelaide
05-01-2005, 11:52 PM
:rolls: omg death.

williaer
05-02-2005, 12:37 AM
oh. my. god.

if he doesnt take that off RIGHT NOW... im going to officially become a duck headband hunter.

please cutedean... slap andy into reality.

i must go cry now...

PaulieM
05-02-2005, 12:41 AM
apparently i'm the only one who thinks he looks kind of cute. :unsure:

fangirl
05-02-2005, 01:23 AM
No, I know that I should currently be disgusted beyond belief, but I am giggling my head off. What can I say? I take pleasure in other peoples fashion mishaps.

Ok. Enough laughing. Remove it or I will lock you in a small room with Brad. Yeah. You heard me Roddick.

Carito_90
05-02-2005, 01:50 AM
OH MY GOD KELL :haha: I love you.



Okay, back to crying.

Golfnduck
05-02-2005, 02:00 AM
Damn I need those jet propelled rockets to get me over there to RIP IT OFF his head and slap him with it!
I'll load them to you. WTF ANDY!!!! :smash:

Winston's Human
05-02-2005, 02:32 AM
apparently i'm the only one who thinks he looks kind of cute. :unsure:

I don't know about cute, but it is definitely an improvement over the trucker hat.

andyroxmysox12191
05-02-2005, 02:42 AM
oh my god death :haha: Andy! I hate you (: go back to the trucker hat lmfao! the headband is BAD on you
okay now I must go back to my damn book

MisterQ
05-02-2005, 02:47 AM
:D.

Naldo smiles blankly, then curls up with his trucker hat and weeps.

Deboogle!.
05-02-2005, 02:50 AM
Naldo smiles blankly, then curls up with his trucker hat and weeps.oh HOLYCRAPDEATH. hahahahahahaa :worship:

PaulieM
05-02-2005, 03:18 AM
I don't know about cute, but it is definitely an improvement over the trucker hat.
I like the headband, especially in the second picture from a while back. it makes him look like he's relaxed and having fun. it's adorable in a goofy fun way. :D

snaillyyy
05-02-2005, 11:31 AM
NO HEADBAND TODAY!!!!! :dance: :dance: white cap!

MissFairy
05-02-2005, 12:49 PM
NO HEADBAND TODAY!!!!! :dance: :dance: white cap!
Carolerer, Thank Lord Carlos ;) :dance:

I was so happy when i saw him step onto court minus a headband, good choice Andy, my man.

Éowyn
05-02-2005, 01:43 PM
and yet the headband still looks better than the cap that doesn't fit and looks like it's designed for a woman. bring back the visor andy you know you want to!

Deboogle!.
05-02-2005, 01:43 PM
THANK GOD.

Deboogle!.
05-02-2005, 03:10 PM
I thought it couldn't get any worse. I really did. And now, I weep again.

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/news/2068image.jpg

surfpinky
05-02-2005, 03:13 PM
oh now that one you can clearly see it :bolt:

MissFairy
05-02-2005, 03:17 PM
I thought it couldn't get any worse. I really did. And now, I weep again.

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/news/2068image.jpg
Deb :hug: :hug:
You know it's gonna come out one day, one match it'll be there grinning at you...whispering gently: 'I make Andy look like a dumbass girl' over, over and over again.

:p

:hug:

Richie_Roddick
05-02-2005, 03:49 PM
http://www.atptennis.com/shared/photos/180X250/roddick_rome.jpg
From ATPtennis.com

This one is not so bad, I think that horrible band is just for training, these are the official clothes. :bounce:

Deboogle!.
05-02-2005, 04:01 PM
This one is not so bad, I think that horrible band is just for training, these are the official clothes. :bounce:I know he won't wear it in a match. it's still BAD BAD BAD and I cannot forgive him. ever.

surfpinky
05-02-2005, 04:05 PM
He looks so happy in that picture (with the headband)...almost likes he's laughing at your pain, Debstah :lol:

tangerine_dream
05-02-2005, 04:09 PM
:haha: :rolls: :bigcry: :lol: :sobbing: :haha: :rolls: :bigcry: :lol: :sobbing: :haha: :rolls: :bigcry: :lol: :sobbing:

Oh that's just too funny! That headband is atrocious but everyone's reaction to it makes it hilarious (Deb :hug: ).

As for his clothes today, they were fine. But for some reason I feel like I'm looking at the 2002 version of Andy with this outfit. The trucker hat really makes the man. :sad: And 2002 was not a good Andy year. :ras:

Anyway, at least won. Yay :bounce:

Richie_Roddick
05-02-2005, 04:10 PM
I know he won't wear it in a match. it's still BAD BAD BAD and I cannot forgive him. ever.

I totally agree, wearing that band is unforgivable. :(

Richie_Roddick
05-02-2005, 04:13 PM
Which shoes did he wore?? Is he still wearing the Reeboks PUMP?

surfpinky
05-02-2005, 04:14 PM
I thought Lacoste had trucker hats :sad:

GO TO THE TRUCKER HAT ANDY, GO TO IT... :sad:

Deboogle!.
05-02-2005, 04:14 PM
Is he still wearing the Reeboks PUMP?Yep.

Richie_Roddick
05-02-2005, 04:18 PM
Hahaha, what a combination Lacoste, Reebok and Babolat

blosson
05-02-2005, 04:53 PM
Andy is a living billboard.

superpinkone37
05-03-2005, 02:29 AM
I thought it couldn't get any worse. I really did. And now, I weep again.

http://www.andyroddick.com/images/news/2068image.jpg

I dont know whether to laugh or cry at this one. I think cry... :bigcry:

At least I didnt use this one for my av!

aceit
05-03-2005, 02:30 AM
I'm laughing by now. Atleast he knows not to wear it in matches.

Jennay
05-16-2005, 11:33 PM
Bump.

:Points to Avatar:

Remember, Deb!

Deboogle!.
05-16-2005, 11:35 PM
uh, what? :confused: