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The passion of "JesusFed" ... Andare ad inferno

alfonsojose
03-29-2005, 01:12 AM
Crucifixion time :devil:

Chloe le Bopper
03-29-2005, 01:19 AM
Not gonna happen.

Auscon
03-29-2005, 01:20 AM
got fed to deuce at 3-3, but thats probably as close as he will get for the rest of the match

would like to see this 3rd go to a tb

Scotso
03-29-2005, 01:21 AM
Vamos.

jmgsdoubsprtnr
03-29-2005, 01:24 AM
aw, zab broken in the 3rd. it's probably over, fed got his groove back on... at least he took a set!

Auscon
03-29-2005, 01:24 AM
would like to see this 3rd go to a tb

well, doesnt look like that will be happening

alfonsojose
03-29-2005, 01:24 AM
:tears: :tears: :scared: JesusFed is breaking the nails

alfonsojose
03-29-2005, 01:26 AM
:eek: BTW, Castaño won the 2nd set against Venus 6-2 :yeah: :tape:

jmgsdoubsprtnr
03-29-2005, 01:26 AM
MP fed.

tennischick
03-29-2005, 01:33 AM
Mariano :drool: played an awesome match. congrats to Fed for rising again :worship:

liptea
03-29-2005, 01:34 AM
aw, zab broken in the 3rd. it's probably over, fed got his groove back on... at least he took a set!

There was that one ball that was seriously going out that Mariano decided to hit... :smash:

It's probably the mark of a true champion to have a bad day and be erratic, and then to still have enough confidence in yourself and your abilities to dig deep and find a way to prevail.

lucashg
03-29-2005, 01:34 AM
:eek: BTW, Castaño won the 2nd set against Venus 6-2 :yeah: :tape:

Unbelievable. I hope it turns out to be the same as Federer/Zabaleta. Go Venus!

By the way, this match was scary and I knew it! I'm glad I didn't give up to the temptation of jinxing Fed against Mariano o_o :scared:

lucashg
03-29-2005, 01:36 AM
There was that one ball that was seriously going out that Mariano decided to hit... :smash:

It's probably the mark of a true champion to have a bad day and be erratic, and then to still have enough confidence in yourself and your abilities to dig deep and find a way to prevail.

I agree, but he should be thankful that Zabaleta and the linesmen decided to be even more erratic than him :tape:

Allez Ninja!

jazz_girl
03-29-2005, 01:37 AM
I agree, but he should be thankful that Zabaleta and the linesmen decided to be even more erratic than him :tape:

Allez Ninja!
I know :rolleyes:

DanEd
03-29-2005, 01:37 AM
There was that one ball that was seriously going out that Mariano decided to hit... :smash:

It's probably the mark of a true champion to have a bad day and be erratic, and then to still have enough confidence in yourself and your abilities to dig deep and find a way to prevail.

Mariano gifted the match on that break point.

Billabong
03-29-2005, 01:37 AM
lol;)!

tangerine_dream
03-29-2005, 01:49 AM
Boy, Roger was in a foul mood today. :shout: He looked totally out of it that whole second set; he didn't look like he was into the match at all. Finally, the drugs wore off and he woke up in the third. The crowd and bad calls really got to him, though. And Zabeleta, when he realized he mistakenly took a set off of Roger, immediately handed the match back to him and apologized profusely for his insubordination.

WyveN
03-29-2005, 01:51 AM
Mariano gifted the match on that break point.

But Roger took it with the lob on the previous point.

Lee
03-29-2005, 02:13 AM
But Roger took it with the lob on the previous point.

I think Mariano lost that point because his cap fell off while trying to save the point and he did hit the ball back.

uNIVERSE mAN
03-29-2005, 02:14 AM
why was he so worried about the cap, what's he hiding?

ca1houn
03-29-2005, 02:21 AM
was there music in the backgound of the Fed & Zabeleta, match nasdaq seem very loud

PaulieM
03-29-2005, 02:24 AM
And Zabeleta, when he realized he mistakenly took a set off of Roger, immediately handed the match back to him and apologized profusely for his insubordination.
:lol: roger was playing like he was on crack. so glad that he pulled it out, hopefully there will be fewer heart attacks for me tomorrow. please roger lay off the crack tomorrow.:smooch:

Chloe le Bopper
03-29-2005, 02:28 AM
And Zabeleta, when he realized he mistakenly took a set off of Roger, immediately handed the match back to him and apologized profusely for his insubordination.


:haha:

Scotso
03-29-2005, 03:16 AM
:rofl:

Scotso
03-29-2005, 03:16 AM
ah !@#$@ it.

jmgsdoubsprtnr
03-29-2005, 03:39 AM
There was that one ball that was seriously going out that Mariano decided to hit... :smash:
wow, i know! what was he thinking there? it was CLEARLY going wide. :banghead:

federer_roar
03-29-2005, 04:28 AM
:lol: roger was playing like he was on crack. so glad that he pulled it out, hopefully there will be fewer heart attacks for me tomorrow. please roger lay off the crack tomorrow.:smooch:

He said later he didn't notice the wind's getting harder and only realized it in the 3rdset. :lol:

PaulieM
03-29-2005, 04:32 AM
He said later he didn't notice the wind's getting harder and only realized it in the 3rdset. :lol:
:lol: omg rog was definitely smoking something. shame on him, before an important match. ;) please just put it away tomorrow, just say NO to drugs. Good Luck tomorrow :smooch:

tennischick
03-29-2005, 05:31 AM
:lol: omg rog was definitely smoking something. shame on him, before an important match. ;) please just put it away tomorrow, just say NO to drugs. Good Luck tomorrow :smooch:
that's your second drug drug reference to Roger in this thread. i don't get it. :shrug:

federer_roar
03-29-2005, 05:45 AM
pills somehow make roger looks dozy on the 2nd set?

PaulieM
03-29-2005, 02:50 PM
that's your second drug drug reference to Roger in this thread. i don't get it. :shrug:
he just looked really awful out there couldn't hit anything, completely out of it. and in the scoring thread someone said that he looked like he had been drugged. anyway it was all a joke.

alfonsojose
03-29-2005, 11:23 PM
Vamos, Ancic :yeah:

_pyromatic
03-29-2005, 11:28 PM
Well, he just broke back! :worship:

Now just don't choke!

PaulieM
03-29-2005, 11:57 PM
looks like the answer is no. sorry mario i love you but ROGER!! :bowdown:

alfonsojose
03-30-2005, 12:03 AM
:bigcry:

RonE
03-30-2005, 12:16 AM
Keep on disappointing all those preparing to write you an obituary Roger :yeah:

alfonsojose
03-30-2005, 12:22 AM
Keep on disappointing all those preparing to write you an obituary Roger :yeah:
He'll die another day :devil: :devil: UAHAHAHHA :bolt: ;)

tangerine_dream
03-30-2005, 12:23 AM
Keep on disappointing all those preparing to write you an obituary Roger :yeah:

Roger's losing sets to nobodies nowadays, time for him to pack it in, his days are numbered. ;)

RonE
03-30-2005, 12:36 AM
He'll day another day :devil: :devil: UAHAHAHHA :bolt: ;)

Not if he nights another night first ;)

Rogi- Alfie is after you- he knows where you live :scared: Run for your life! :bolt:

Roger's losing sets to nobodies nowadays, time for him to pack it in, his days are numbered. ;)

Not before he collects this most revered of tournaments- the holy Miami crown, Fifth Slam and every player's dream of dreams :bowdown:

alfonsojose
05-23-2005, 03:03 AM
Bump :devil:

Dirk
05-23-2005, 03:10 AM
Let's hope Roger does get crucified till after Wimbly. ;)

alfonsojose
05-27-2005, 03:02 PM
Moya, crucify him :tape:

buddyholly
05-30-2005, 12:26 AM
If Grosjean beats Nadal and Gaudio and gets to Jesusfed, the French crowd look like they are ready to crucify an infidel, ....any infidel will do.

alfonsojose
06-02-2005, 06:25 PM
Vamos, Rafa. Nail his wrists :devil:

RogiFan88
06-02-2005, 06:28 PM
ouch

Chloe le Bopper
06-02-2005, 07:25 PM
Not going to happen.

alfonsojose
06-03-2005, 04:40 PM
station I : "his serve was broken" :devil:

alfonsojose
06-03-2005, 04:48 PM
station II : "his serve was broken again"

NATAS81
06-03-2005, 04:50 PM
Nadal will tear down Mallorcan soccer posts and form them into a cross, driving a sleeve of tennis balls into the wrists of the dumbfounded FEDERER from lightning quick movement and getting balls back!!!!!!

alfonsojose
06-03-2005, 05:08 PM
station III : "he saved a set point while Rafael Pilatus serving 5*-2 for the set" :p

NATAS81
06-03-2005, 05:10 PM
I got an idea!

NADAL will hit a PUNISHING forehand 200 MPH from 20 ft away DRIVING them through FED's SKIN!

lmao!!! *Brilliant - NO WRITERS CRAMP HERE*

alfonsojose
06-03-2005, 05:12 PM
station IV : "he lost the first ste 3-6" OUCH !!

NATAS81
06-03-2005, 05:14 PM
6-3 !! MALLORCAN WARRI-AHHHHH

alfonsojose
06-03-2005, 06:40 PM
station V : "he lost the third set 4-6" :devil:

alfonsojose
06-03-2005, 07:03 PM
station VI : "he broke but Pilatus broke back then in 4th set" :devil:

buddyholly
06-03-2005, 07:15 PM
JesusFed: God, how I hate Fridays.

Neely
06-03-2005, 07:24 PM
toooooooooooooooo good this stuff with the stations, Alfonso! :haha:

Fumus
06-03-2005, 07:24 PM
WOw..crucified.

buddyholly
06-03-2005, 07:40 PM
Finally, I understand the meaning of the Swiss flag!

alfonsojose
06-03-2005, 07:41 PM
CRUCIFIXION :yeah: :yeah: :yeah:

R.I.P. JesusFed :devil:

alfonsojose
06-03-2005, 07:41 PM
Finally, I understand the meaning of the Swiss flag!
:haha: :haha:

buddyholly
06-03-2005, 07:45 PM
Of course, he'll be risen in time for Wimbledon

buddyholly
06-03-2005, 10:14 PM
Alfonso, you need to finish the stations.

alfonsojose
06-04-2005, 12:31 AM
.. station XIX : "Pilatus is sitting on him, showing his powers" :drool:

alfonsojose
06-04-2005, 12:33 AM
Not going to happen.
Unfaithful :p

alfonsojose
11-20-2005, 12:21 PM
Crucifixion time :yeah: :devil: :devil: Mirka Magdalena is crying. See u in heaven in three days :wavey: :angel:

Carito_90
11-20-2005, 12:22 PM
Aww I feel bad for Mirka. I don't feel bad for Roger but for Mirka :lol:

sigmagirl91
11-20-2005, 12:23 PM
Why is she crying? It's not like she's gonna go broke after this tournament.

lucashg
11-20-2005, 12:23 PM
Poor Mirka. :sad: :hug:

nobama
11-20-2005, 12:25 PM
Are you serious, she was really crying? Oh my....I think she'll survive.

alfonsojose
11-20-2005, 12:30 PM
:lol: it's a joke, guys. I don't think she's crying :shrug:

nobama
11-20-2005, 12:33 PM
:lol: it's a joke, guys. I don't think she's crying :shrug:I just hope she doesn't go on some eating binge to get over this...

MariaV
11-20-2005, 12:38 PM
I just hope she doesn't go on some eating binge to get over this...
Oh nooooooo! :eek: :eek: :spit:

Scotso
11-20-2005, 01:54 PM
:worship:

alfonsojose
03-05-2006, 12:08 AM
Nadal again :devil: Bring da nails :devil:

Rafa = Fed Killa
03-05-2006, 12:10 AM
To stop JesusFed, the Anti-Fed has come back. :devil:

alfonsojose
03-05-2006, 12:13 AM
666 :scared:

The Pro
03-05-2006, 11:54 AM
Oh Lohd! Ah believe! :angel:

zimzim
03-05-2006, 12:09 PM
The title of the thread is blasphemous! Why make mockery of the passion of Jesus Christ? This is so rude!

alfonsojose
04-12-2006, 07:26 PM
Can't wait to see JesusFed falling in clay :bounce: :bounce:

MariaV
04-12-2006, 09:13 PM
Can't wait to see JesusFed falling in clay :bounce: :bounce:
Me too Alfonso, me too. VAMOS!!!!! ;) :D :bounce: :bigclap:

alfonsojose
04-17-2006, 07:42 PM
Novak :sad: Just a few nails missed :devil:

buddyholly
04-18-2006, 03:00 AM
Fat John will nail him good.

buddyholly
04-18-2006, 03:04 AM
Funny looking guy with a lot of ear hair in your av.

rofe
04-18-2006, 03:14 AM
Funny looking guy with a lot of ear hair in your av.

Ear hair? :haha: That is Vinny "Ice" Spadea. The guy who raps and also plays tennis in his spare time...

connectolove
04-18-2006, 08:38 AM
Monte Carlo is Rafa's, we all know that.

bokehlicious
04-18-2006, 09:34 AM
Monte Carlo is Rafa's, we all know that.

Yeah, we almost all know that :devil:

alfonsojose
04-23-2006, 05:48 PM
JesusFed nailed again :rolls: :rolls:

MariaV
04-23-2006, 06:26 PM
VAMOS Rafael!!!!! And you can do it again in Rome and Paris. :D :bigclap: :yippee: :bounce:

Rafa = Fed Killa
04-23-2006, 06:56 PM
Rafa beats down "JesusFed" again. :devil:

One more time and Fed will be in the pigeon thread. :D

ClaycourtaZzZz.
04-23-2006, 08:26 PM
JAJAJAJAJA

Gonzo Hates Me!
04-23-2006, 08:42 PM
Is this a slay the Fed thread?

MariaV
04-23-2006, 08:43 PM
Is this a slay the Fed thread?
yep :D

NINA_BCN
04-23-2006, 08:45 PM
LMAO @ the title. :haha: :haha:

buddyholly
04-23-2006, 08:45 PM
It's already a week after Easter and JesusFed still has not risen!. I used to be a believer, but not any more.
Dan Brown should write the NADAL VENCE CODE.

morningglory
04-24-2006, 01:36 AM
oh my... this is a lot more fun than those cooking threads :haha: (We're bored of Peking Duck, Mashed potatoes, and occasionally shredded pork)

heya
04-24-2006, 02:01 AM
I don't like the taste of bland ostrich. *pig squeal

alfonsojose
05-15-2006, 01:39 PM
It's already a week after Easter and JesusFed still has not risen!. I used to be a believer, but not any more.
Dan Brown should write the NADAL VENCE CODE.
The Vamos Code :tape:
JesusFed simply cannot rally with Nadal on clay. He has to attack. When he did it, esp. on Fetus' backhand, he was sucessfull

alfonsojose
08-13-2006, 06:47 PM
Right wrist nailed :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

K-Dog
08-13-2006, 07:58 PM
Just like Jesus, Fed never dies.

prima donna
08-13-2006, 08:00 PM
Right wrist nailed :devil: :devil: :devil: :devil:

...

Yappa
08-13-2006, 08:05 PM
Gasquet had three nails at the beginning of the 2nd set, but didnt know what to do with them.

RonE
08-13-2006, 08:43 PM
:nerner:

Rafa = Fed Killa
08-13-2006, 10:53 PM
Nadal has to give Richard instructions on how to crucify "JesusFed" correctly.

Only on Krytonite (grass) can Luthor (Fed) beat Superman (Nadal)

rofe
08-13-2006, 11:16 PM
Nadal has to give Richard instructions on how to crucify "JesusFed" correctly.

Only on Krytonite (grass) can Luthor (Fed) beat Superman (Nadal)

You are beginning to sound a lot like the guy in your signature.

Rafa = Fed Killa
08-13-2006, 11:18 PM
LOL I'm joking rofe. Take it easy. :D

celia
08-13-2006, 11:36 PM
oh my... this is a lot more fun than those cooking threads :haha: (We're bored of Peking Duck, Mashed potatoes, and occasionally shredded pork)
yes the cooking stuff is getting repetitive. altho some of the original stuff was brilliant. :lol: but it's time for a new metaphor. i have no suggestions of course. :p

alfonsojose
08-14-2006, 03:22 AM
:nerner:
:haha:
Next time, JesusFed. Next time :devil:

Rafa = Fed Killa
11-17-2006, 01:37 PM
We are about to see another crucifiction. :devil:

oz_boz
11-17-2006, 01:48 PM
This thread is so short, only eight pages! How come?

refero*fervens
11-18-2006, 01:00 PM
We are about to see another crucifiction. :devil:

say what? :angel:

njorker
11-18-2006, 01:12 PM
say what? :angel:

Fact: still 6-3 h2h

Say what? :p

Dancing Hero
11-18-2006, 01:47 PM
:tears: :tears: :scared: JesusFed is breaking the nails

WTF are you on about, ya clown!:devil:

sanpo
11-18-2006, 07:36 PM
Fact: still 6-3 h2h

Say what? :p

aw, 4 dyan sa clay e. Padamihin mo lang HC matches nila, matatambakan din yan si Nadal. :lol:

sanpo
11-18-2006, 07:39 PM
This thread is so short, only eight pages! How come?

Because JesusFed's losses are as rare as Rafa's non-clay titles :wavey:

alfonsojose
03-27-2007, 11:16 PM
Go, Willy

alfonsojose
03-27-2007, 11:21 PM
take down the INRI board, It's WILLY :rolls: :rolls:

Rafa = Fed Killa
03-27-2007, 11:52 PM
Another crucifiction.

Canas :worship:

alfonsojose
04-10-2007, 09:24 PM
Happy Easter, Rgoer. Can't wait to Montecarlo and Cañas ;)

alfonsojose
04-20-2007, 02:21 PM
Go, Richie

JBdV
04-20-2007, 02:51 PM
Thanks for jinxing him :sad:

alfonsojose
04-20-2007, 02:54 PM
:angel:

Rafa = Fed Killa
04-20-2007, 06:19 PM
Rafa will crucify him don't worry.

Gasquet is only an apprentice Spartan.

alfonsojose
04-20-2007, 07:00 PM
He'll be stung badly by a Mosquito :rolls: :rolls:

alfonsojose
04-22-2007, 02:37 PM
Vamos Rafa .. again :zzz:

alfonsojose
05-10-2007, 02:24 PM
Pippo :worship :worship:

Petrovic
06-08-2008, 04:42 PM
Well i would say expected win for Rafa but only 4 games by Fed The End :eek:

Fed The End looked very slow, tired, passive and VERY OLD TODAY !:sad:

I can't se him winning Wimbledon , maybe tournaments like Estoril :p

From now on its Rafa and Joker time !
Fed The End :wavey:

And i almost forgot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :devil:

Herdwick
06-08-2008, 04:46 PM
Bit uncharitable this - we Nole fans are above this sort of thing you know...;)

Black Adam
06-08-2008, 04:49 PM
:haha: this has to be the best tennis result in some time. I wonder how much damage has been done to the ego, I just hope it's enough to save tennis.

*Viva Chile*
06-08-2008, 04:50 PM
merge this thread with the GOAT cheese one, thanks

sanshisan
06-08-2008, 04:51 PM
Bit uncharitable this - we Nole fans are above this sort of thing you know...;)

Reminds me of that MTF poster who said Djokovic should have been BAGLED at RG in the 3rd set against Nadal - then low and behold - look who gets BAGLED by Nadal the next day at the Finals!

Fun being hoisted by one's own petard isn't it?

Herdwick
06-08-2008, 04:52 PM
Reminds me of that MTF poster who said Djokovic should have been BAGLED at RG in the 3rd set against Nadal - then low and behold - look who gets BAGLED by Nadal the next day at the Finals!

Fun being hoisted by one's own petard isn't it?

Come again?

Albop
06-08-2008, 04:55 PM
pathetic attempt of comedy

l_mac
06-08-2008, 04:55 PM
Federer already has a thread like this, (he, Rafa, Hewitt, Roddick Coria all had such threads years before Nole) and I expect this will get merged into it.

:retard:

TheSwissMaster
06-08-2008, 04:55 PM
:haha: this has to be the best tennis result in some time. I wonder how much damage has been done to the ego, I just hope it's enough to save tennis.


boo! that was so mean

TheSwissMaster
06-08-2008, 04:58 PM
Well i would say expected win for Rafa but only 4 games by Fed The End :eek:

Fed The End looked very slow, tired, passive and VERY OLD TODAY !:sad:

I can't se him winning Wimbledon , maybe tournaments like Estoril :p

From now on its Rafa and Joker time !
Fed The End :wavey:

And i almost forgot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH :devil:

u sounds like djoko's mother.:devil:
are u??

Petrovic
06-08-2008, 04:59 PM
You know i came to MTF not so long time ago !
I came to talk tennis and respect everybody , i realy like Nadal and Fed, they are great players !

But people here are not interesting in tennis for real.
I was schocked by some comments and realised that this is not place for serious discussion and respecting other posters opinions.
I lost my cool and i only come here to have laugh !

There are other tennis forums where people do not offend other members for supporting their fav player !

Albop
06-08-2008, 04:59 PM
Federer already has a thread like this, (he, Rafa, Hewitt, Roddick Coria all had such threads years before Nole) and I expect this will get merged into it.

:retard:

he/she thought that djokovic was special :haha: :retard:

Black Adam
06-08-2008, 05:02 PM
boo! that was so mean
Relax Buddy. He has so many achievements that you can be proud of. I just want to see my faves get a chance to write some tennis history. Fed Can't write all of it can he? ;)

elessar
06-08-2008, 05:14 PM
Federer already has a thread like this, (he, Rafa, Hewitt, Roddick Coria all had such threads years before Nole) and I expect this will get merged into it.

:retard:

Surely not :spit:

Merton
06-08-2008, 05:15 PM
This still has not been merged with the GOAT cheese thread? :scratch:

Sunset of Age
06-08-2008, 05:17 PM
This still has not been merged with the GOAT cheese thread? :scratch:

Perhaps it should be, but this is so lame that it would genuinely polute that thread.

iriraz
06-08-2008, 05:18 PM
Federer would have felt more upset if he had lost in a long 5 setter then like this.At least he knew he had no chance and he is now focusing on grass season

elessar
06-08-2008, 05:18 PM
Obviously the mods are not as trigger happy as with Djoko threads ;)

sanshisan
06-08-2008, 05:19 PM
You know i came to MTF not so long time ago !
I came to talk tennis and respect everybody , i realy like Nadal and Fed, they are great players !

But people here are not interesting in tennis for real.
I was schocked by some comments and realised that this is not place for serious discussion and respecting other posters opinions.
I lost my cool and i only come here to have laugh !

There are other tennis forums where people do not offend other members for supporting their fav player !

You're right. There are some viscious HATERS on MTF. The venom literally drips. I usually post on political forums and I thought some of those posters were ruthless, but this forum is much worse because it's PERSONAL. The words `I HATE....' are used so often on this forum. This would never be allowed on most political forums.

Petrovic
06-08-2008, 05:22 PM
I think thread should stay !
I believe we wil laugh more often from now on and this thread will reach 1000 replays !

Fedexex
06-08-2008, 05:24 PM
hahahahaha:haha:

happy?:)

elessar
06-08-2008, 05:25 PM
I think you missed the point :hug:

Every player has one "roasting thread" where posters can laugh and mock them after a defeat, Roger already has 3 maybe that's enough for now :D

elessar
06-08-2008, 05:26 PM
*bump*

Fedexex
06-08-2008, 05:29 PM
i know that...since this thread was pointless as there are already other threads..

maybe the thread starter likes some attention..so i just gave that

elessar
06-08-2008, 05:31 PM
I was talking to the thread starter, you just wrote your post just before mine ;)

I bumped 3 threads so there are now 5 threads in GM to enjoy Roger's losses :drool:

Fedexex
06-08-2008, 05:34 PM
:spit:

gebl
06-08-2008, 05:51 PM
thanks to mods for merging - as Elessar rightly says, there are too many fed-loss threads

sanshisan
06-08-2008, 06:28 PM
thanks to mods for merging - as Elessar rightly says, there are too many fed-loss threads

There are too many HATE Djokovic threads. Especially the ones attacking his family. That is really low.