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bis2806
11-24-2002, 05:21 AM
i'm sure we've always wondered which guy has the biggest dick on the tour... now it's your chance to vote!!!

Jackie
11-24-2002, 07:34 AM
We have the photos of Lleyton. Where are the raunchy pics of the other guys so we can compare them?

Scotso
11-24-2002, 09:02 AM
From the looks of Lleyton's pictures I'll have to go with him.

Jackie
11-24-2002, 09:03 AM
Originally posted by King Scotso of Aragon
From the looks of Lleyton's pictures I'll have to go with him.
I have to agree. I have seen a lot of pics of Marat and he is nice looking, but just can't be compared to Lleyton

lizabeth..*
11-24-2002, 12:57 PM
hopefully this works.....it will just go to prove that hewitt doesnt have the biggest shlong. *shakes head*
Hoorah for marat!!!!!

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

Mr. Man
11-24-2002, 05:50 PM
Those Russians :rolleyes:

dayse_v
11-24-2002, 06:51 PM
Why did i remember the new Christina's song? Dirrrtttyyyy
This new polls are getting dirrrrty..but as i can't help myself i'll still vote...Guess who???

MARAT OF COURSE! I was sure he had the biggest...lleyton next to him must look like a child...and you have to see that Marat is taller and bigger than the shorty Hewitt...LOL
And now that i saw the pics i'm sure about i'm talking about...hehehe

fleemke²
11-24-2002, 07:36 PM
omg :eek:
http://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gifhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gifhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gifhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gifhttp://www.plauder-smilies.de/happy/roflmao.gif

Jackie
11-26-2002, 10:50 AM
Marat and Lleyton are still ahead :)

JeNn
11-26-2002, 10:55 AM
marats big too :angel:

vaiva
11-26-2002, 10:58 AM
pffffffff @the poll

What else do you expect to see - shorts in front as flat as a pancake? :rolleyes: Hardly possible even if the guys were stepping out of ice-cold water ;)

vaiva
11-26-2002, 11:00 AM
And BTW, size is not that all-important :D

especially in terms of achievements in tennis :D

LuckyCharm
11-26-2002, 11:59 AM
Marat of course...and you know what they say: big feet big...
and i do believe Marat has bigger shoes than Hewitt...therefore he must have a bigger one too:)....and thanks safinsbumasseuse for the pix...

niratti
11-26-2002, 04:53 PM
Jan Michael-Gambill

Jackie
11-26-2002, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by zosse
And BTW, size is not that all-important :D

especially in terms of achievements in tennis :D
...but we're not talking about TENNIS achievement!

...and nice pics of Marat :D

Daniel
11-26-2002, 11:29 PM
Marat :drool: :drool:

babydoll
11-27-2002, 03:17 AM
a tie between Andy, Juan Carlos & Marat :drool:

Chloe le Bopper
11-27-2002, 03:20 AM
Okay guys - I'm going to let you all in on something.

Not wearing a jock, will make you stick out more when moving. It doesn't mean that you are better endowed than those who have the good sense to keep things under wraps.

Jackie
11-27-2002, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by Rebecca
Okay guys - I'm going to let you all in on something.

Not wearing a jock, will make you stick out more when moving. It doesn't mean that you are better endowed than those who have the good sense to keep things under wraps.
...but he was just walking when that pic was taken!

Chloe le Bopper
11-27-2002, 06:33 AM
Even so.

Favourable angle + no jock = that pic.

Jackie
11-27-2002, 06:36 AM
Originally posted by Rebecca
Even so.

Favourable angle + no jock = that pic.
I will be impressed by it until you can find a better pic of a player for me...now that I think of it, there are some pretty good close-ups of Marat in another thread somewhere

Chloe le Bopper
11-27-2002, 06:44 AM
Well for starters - I don't do a scavenger hunter of the internet looking for bulging pics of male athletes. I don't even do that for my favourite player. He isn't a package to me, sheesh.

Secondly - I've seen the alledge pic. And I stick to what I said. He should wear a jock. But I'm still not impressed. He doesn't exactly appear to be approaching unbelievable measurements.

Jackie
11-27-2002, 07:32 AM
Originally posted by Rebecca
Well for starters - I don't do a scavenger hunter of the internet looking for bulging pics of male athletes. I don't even do that for my favourite player. He isn't a package to me, sheesh.

Secondly - I've seen the alledge pic. And I stick to what I said. He should wear a jock. But I'm still not impressed. He doesn't exactly appear to be approaching unbelievable measurements.
...but it's not the pic that we are impressed by, it's the Masters Cup footage (only seen from right angle on TV)...and I just said that there are also bulging pics of Marat here

Ma. Estefania
11-27-2002, 09:17 PM
It seems to be Marat....

Chloe le Bopper
11-27-2002, 09:20 PM
You are entitled to be impressed by the footage or pics (I saw the footage btw, as I swallowed my pride eventually and watched the last set) ALL that you want.

I however, am not.

dbc
11-27-2002, 10:25 PM
Never really noticed, but when you get close up of players backsides in white shorts, it's often obvious whether they're wearing just a jock or underpants. my hubby says that's not what i'm supposed to be looking at.
Any of you guys/gals watch athletics? Think the camermen there like to film so we can get clear comparisons!!

JeNn
11-27-2002, 11:14 PM
Rebecca, I respect your opinion, but where do u get the idea he wasn't wearing a jock. I mean there are several images of lleyton around after he has fallen over or something where you see a panty line. Why would he have just stated not to wear a jock? I imagine it would be quite uncomfortable (and quite hindering) no matter what the proportions of your genitalia were to not wear some sort of support during a match.

Scotso
11-28-2002, 12:30 AM
you can clearly see that he wears some kind of "restraint"

http://www.lleytonhewitt.biz/images/fo02/sLleytonnetcam4.jpg

Jackie
11-28-2002, 12:36 AM
Rebecca, what's your comeback now? :p
(refer to pic above)

Mr. Man
11-28-2002, 01:55 AM
to be honest wit ya, not wearing boxers makes it more comfortable sometimes. But I would wear boxers when im playing tennis most defintly... :D

Scotso
11-28-2002, 02:08 AM
:confused:

Jeffrey
11-28-2002, 08:30 PM
Roddick!!!:drool:

Chloe le Bopper
11-29-2002, 03:26 AM
Okay folks.

I'm sorry that my apparent insult of Hewitt's genetalia has personally insulted so many of you.

Please continue to cream your pants to what you consider the largest penis you have ever seen.

Scotso
11-29-2002, 04:20 AM
It's not the biggest we've ever seen, but it's the biggest we've seen on a tennis player as far as we can tell.

Why do you get so upset about it? We're just talking about something we want to talk about. If you don't want to, okay, but we can.

Chloe le Bopper
11-29-2002, 04:51 AM
The only people in here getting upset, are those offended that i suggested he does not have the most massive dick of all time.

LOL

Chloe le Bopper
11-29-2002, 04:54 AM
I'm sorry but this is killing me ----

I have offended people over attemtping to diminish the big deal over a players DICK size!

DICKS people!

Look at the subject matter - you get upset over this!

LMAO! This is killling me, KILLING me! *cackles*

RoddickLover
11-29-2002, 09:06 AM
Marat

Andy

my two men

Scotso
11-29-2002, 07:54 PM
http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/xp/reuters_ids/20021129/i/1020962164.jpg

Ma. Estefania
11-29-2002, 09:34 PM
Hmm.....interesting...je je

TaTaaa
11-30-2002, 11:23 AM
I loooooove Mathieu!!! he is sooo cutie!!! :D But look at this pic of Marat, again!!! LOL. i know this is not his 'thing' but u know...huahua
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/newballsplease/Davis+Cup/maratohdear.jpg?bcWLEE.AQCVdTTe9

King Aaron
11-30-2002, 02:47 PM
lol, oh my. the link :o

tennis_lover
11-30-2002, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by maratsafinsgirl
I loooooove Mathieu!!! he is sooo cutie!!! :D But look at this pic of Marat, again!!! LOL. i know this is not his 'thing' but u know...huahua
http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/groups/newballsplease/Davis+Cup/maratohdear.jpg?bcWLEE.AQCVdTTe9

omg!! :):):);) ;)

dayse_v
11-30-2002, 04:30 PM
LOL....OMG Tata....this pic was very very funny....
I laugh so much!
Imagine the "thing" so bbiiiiiggggggg!!!!!!! LOL
Hilarious!

Kisses
Dayse

babydoll
11-30-2002, 05:48 PM
yummy at Mathieu & Marat! :drool: :lick:

Scotso
11-30-2002, 05:53 PM
That Marat pic is obviously edited.

Jessi
11-30-2002, 09:34 PM
No, the pic is not edited. Here is the same picture from a different angle..:p

http://www.maratsafin.net/img6/daviscup_2002_rf_18.jpg
http://www.fft.fr/evenements2002/FINALE-COUPE-DAVIS/album4/images/06.jpg

Zvonareva
12-01-2002, 01:47 AM
lol

Jackie
12-01-2002, 06:53 AM
LMAO! You can see Marat's hand is in his pocket

King Aaron
12-01-2002, 01:28 PM
lol

Mr. Man
12-01-2002, 05:17 PM
good one..haha :rolleyes:

Daniel
12-04-2002, 01:17 PM
lol :drool:

TaTaaa
12-04-2002, 01:32 PM
HEY DAYSE!!! you are here too!!! great!!! :) yeahh... the pic is really really AFFF...hahaha.

Go Rainer
12-05-2002, 03:49 PM
WHere is the picture of Lleyton?!?!

cdpoulin
12-05-2002, 09:59 PM
In the What's lleyton keeping in his pants thread!!!!!!

Ma. Estefania
12-05-2002, 10:25 PM
ok......

Havok
12-08-2002, 02:50 AM
for allyou peoplein awe from lleyton's pic,that could very wellbe his testies and not his dick!

LuckyCharm
12-09-2002, 01:44 PM
lol

warfreakbix
12-11-2002, 09:06 AM
I don't understand this thread. :confused: How does the size of a player's swinging thingy affect his tennis? :o

Never mind, I voted for Marat of course!!! :o :angel: :kiss: :drool:

mic529
12-15-2002, 03:37 AM
depend on those pics~

hewitt~about 3.5inches
roddick~about 4~4.5inches
safin~up to 5inches

so i think the winner is marat!

King Aaron
12-15-2002, 04:41 PM
:o u gave predictions?!

Ma. Estefania
12-15-2002, 09:06 PM
Je je

GabbylovesLleyton
12-17-2002, 08:50 PM
I'd say that Lleyton has the biggest dick out of all of them......something else to add to the whole package.....I LOVE U LLEYTON!!!!!.......I bet Andy's dick is punny.....hahahaha!!!


Who wouldn't screw Lleyton!?!?!?
:drool: :drool: :bounce: :bounce: :D :D

babydoll
12-17-2002, 09:41 PM
no no, Andy and Lleyton's penis's are probaby great and big. lol :drool: :angel:

jrm
12-17-2002, 10:25 PM
i totally agree with you, becca - depends on an angle. And again how come those guys are up there. My vote gets Max Mirnyi. That much i know

LuckyCharm
12-27-2002, 03:30 AM
well here is a good angle...
http://www.sportfiles.com/photogallery/safin/IW01-07-09A.jpg

mic529
12-27-2002, 09:05 AM
well~
marat's dick~seems not as big as the pic in the 1st page~but still so cute~

controlfreak
07-01-2003, 07:48 PM
Surely it is the Frenchman, Sebastien Grosjohnson :D

sara-chaz
07-18-2003, 02:19 PM
why i don't mark on the list ? i'm sure he's the leader of this poll

Lady
07-18-2003, 11:36 PM
Marat, for sure!!!!
I'm Russian so we have to support our men!!!!!!
Lol

azza
08-09-2003, 02:36 PM
Any Pucs of Hewitt???

jenglisbe
08-09-2003, 11:19 PM
Things to consider:
1. Having a bulge doesn't mean it's big; every man has something, so if his shorts are tight/wet at all, there will be a bulge
2. Just because someone is your fave player doesn't mean he has a large dick ;)

rogicomel
08-26-2003, 02:21 AM
ha ha.. IMO this thread is hillarious. But we (me and my people) believe that there's a better way to know whether one's dick is big or not. It's just by looking at their toes. The size of the toe naturally represents the size of men's dick.

Aurora
09-08-2003, 12:36 PM
toe pics
toe pics
toe pics
toe pics
please

star_tennis
09-11-2003, 05:18 PM
I have asked my friends in USA.The answers are American men got a big tool!!! so I voted this poll to Andy Roddick...(si,his name tell you something!!!)

plum_juice10
09-28-2003, 05:15 PM
ewww!!!!!

baseline ace
09-29-2003, 06:15 PM
I'm new to the board and look where my first post is. Oh well. Having watched Andy all summer I was going to vote for him but after seeing Marat I think all the pics should be posted in one place so that the vote is a fair, and, uh, accurate measure of the evidence. :devil:

Kristen
10-11-2003, 02:23 PM
For me to associate one of those players with a penis... well its a turn off that borders on driving straight women to lesbianism.

lobber
10-11-2003, 09:55 PM
If your tired of all the pop-ups and idiotic posts.
www.tennisopinions.com

Spitty
10-13-2003, 02:24 AM
hey......do u know where the pics of lleyton are. I would love to see them. Thanx

ys
10-14-2003, 08:56 PM
Scared by Amanda's announcement we swiftly retreated into our favourite subject..

Jessi
10-14-2003, 08:58 PM
lol

andy_rod
10-18-2003, 11:29 AM
showing lleyton's wearing something underneath

andy_rod
10-18-2003, 12:42 PM
or is he wearing nothing underneath

baseline ace
10-23-2003, 11:41 PM
It doesn't look he's wearing anything underneath to me. :aplot:

sam
11-03-2003, 03:38 PM
Is this thread ever going to go away??

Yes,I know that by writing this i'm just bumping it up further.

safinagirly
11-04-2003, 12:48 PM
i agree with you marat must have the biggest ....

rassklovn
11-14-2003, 04:20 AM
Unfortunately the guy who had the biggest schlong on tour has retired.
Currently I don't know who it is, as it is something that I don't actively seek to know.

However the former king of the ATP biggest schlong was the one and only Richard Fromberg. Yes the man with the afro, ugly backhand and one of the fastest men ever on tour, had the biggest package.

My brother and I plus a few friends were watching him play on an outside court. He was in trouble and we yelled come on Frommie, use the schlong and he just looked at us and laughed quite loudly.

Kristen
11-14-2003, 12:10 PM
possibly magnus larsson, or gustafsson *drools* if you really think about it. He's tall, he has a good big build. Trust me to choose a Swede.

monicain
11-16-2003, 09:24 AM
I'd say...trust me to pick up a french.

Howlman
01-17-2004, 05:46 PM
When will thiss thread go away..
Huh Selina

MisterQ
01-17-2004, 05:48 PM
We had two quality months without it, but then someone had to vote I guess.

sigmagirl91
01-21-2004, 02:18 PM
For some reason, I don't understand Hewitt being a choice here. Has someone had the rare opp. to see that UP CLOSE? I don't think he has a big one, myself....

maratski
01-21-2004, 02:26 PM
Check the thread called "what's lleyton hewitt keeping in his pants" and you'll know why ;)

sigmagirl91
01-21-2004, 03:14 PM
His pants are too damn baggy to even make mention of what's under them. Even if we could make it out, that's NOT his wanker. That's artificial padding, people....

Agassi#1Fan4Ever
02-05-2004, 10:05 AM
Can someone post a link to the thread with the Lleyton Pics in them, I can find the thread...

AgassiFan
02-05-2004, 04:36 PM
Andy Roddick
Juan Carlos Ferrero
Jan Michael-Gambill
Lleyton Hewitt
Marat Safin

Bigggest? HAHA Milton Berle they're NOT....

Nothing like another tallest midget contest.

And BTW.....dick size has very little correlation to FEET size. Such stupid girls you are. Amazing.

Sexy Nabaldian....Hung Hewitt....What's next, Nobel Prize Laureate Guestavo Kuerten?

LMAO!

Leena
02-05-2004, 04:37 PM
Marat is the biggest. I would know.

AgassiFan
02-05-2004, 05:49 PM
Marat is the biggest. I would know.

You're delusional....even when you're being tongue-in-cheeky.

Glupen'kaya vrushka.

¿esquímaux?
02-05-2004, 05:59 PM
After reviewing the poll I'd like to nominate myself ;)

AgassiFan
02-05-2004, 06:11 PM
After reviewing the poll I'd like to nominate myself ;)

Oh me too, ME TOO!

lmao

sigmagirl91
02-05-2004, 06:12 PM
Bigggest? HAHA Milton Berle they're NOT....

Nothing like another tallest midget contest.

And BTW.....dick size has very little correlation to FEET size. Such stupid girls you are. Amazing.

Sexy Nabaldian....Hung Hewitt....What's next, Nobel Prize Laureate Guestavo Kuerten?

LMAO!

Uh, Agassifan, to them, size matters; otherwise, why would they waste time on this?

sigmagirl91
02-05-2004, 06:42 PM
to all the guys who were brave enough to post on this thread:
get over it, size matters-at least to the ones who made this thread up. I know that you wouldn't understand any of the choices presented here, which is probably why we should nominate YOU for this category. Well, news flash, if you can get over yourselves long enough, you weren't. Life goes on.
Now, I guess it's "begging the question" time. I know you guys may have paid a visit to WTAWorld more than once, so I ask, how often do the words "tits" and "ass" come up? I just believe that the women here are participating in the same behavior that is traditionally a male rite of passage-and you males don't like it one damn bit. Got some more news for you: even though I personally don't condone it, I say more power to the ladies for telling it like it is. Can you fellas dig it, or will you just continue to be childish about it and get an attitude? Choice is yours.

Sammy
02-05-2004, 07:07 PM
Unfortunately the guy who had the biggest schlong on tour has retired.
Currently I don't know who it is, as it is something that I don't actively seek to know.

However the former king of the ATP biggest schlong was the one and only Richard Fromberg. Yes the man with the afro, ugly backhand and one of the fastest men ever on tour, had the biggest package.

My brother and I plus a few friends were watching him play on an outside court. He was in trouble and we yelled come on Frommie, use the schlong and he just looked at us and laughed quite loudly.


*laughs* Man I love this website! :->

BRAtilio
02-05-2004, 10:31 PM
Lleyton :) :p

BRAtilio
02-05-2004, 10:35 PM
Apparently Marat does wear stuff underneath:

http://utenti.lycos.it/tennisbums/pix/maratsafin10.jpg

http://utenti.lycos.it/tennisbums/pix/maratsafin12.jpg

AgassiFan
02-05-2004, 10:55 PM
Uh, Agassifan, to them, size matters; otherwise, why would they waste time on this?

Dude...you completely missed the point:

with the bunch mentioned as option, it's NOT the question of "who has a bigger dick", but rather "who doesn't have a SMALL one".....


Hence the "Milton Berle they are NOT" comment.



OT: I do think people who start threads like this are clueless pre-teens whose sheer classlessness is soiling this good message board. Thanks for asking. They are glorified trolls who need to get a life.

sigmagirl91
02-06-2004, 02:47 PM
OT: I do think people who start threads like this are clueless pre-teens whose sheer classlessness is soiling this good message board. Thanks for asking. They are glorified trolls who need to get a life.

Either that, or they need a new man. Is their man not "endowed" enough for them?

Drake
02-06-2004, 04:00 PM
Though I consider myself completely weirded out by this thread. (I'm a guy) I'll contribute anyhow.

http://www.bulgereport.com/photogallery/lleyton.jpg

alfonsojose
02-06-2004, 04:23 PM
I'm a guy to, and i'm not "weirded out" at all.

:)

thanks for the contribution

Drake
02-06-2004, 04:46 PM
Yes but you my friend, are most likely a homosexual.

¿esquímaux?
02-07-2004, 01:18 AM
Yes but you my friend, are most likely a homosexual.

And you my friend, are most likely a homosapien :p

Tasty
02-07-2004, 02:06 AM
I dun know what makes ppl think that Lleyton can have a bigger one than Marat!!!!

Marat!!! :kiss:

BRAtilio
02-07-2004, 04:39 AM
Andy = small :(

Chloe le Bopper
02-07-2004, 04:45 AM
Bigggest? HAHA Milton Berle they're NOT....

Nothing like another tallest midget contest.

And BTW.....dick size has very little correlation to FEET size. Such stupid girls you are. Amazing.

Sexy Nabaldian....Hung Hewitt....What's next, Nobel Prize Laureate Guestavo Kuerten?

LMAO!
Folly of you to assume that they are all women. Stupid boy, you are.

Can't this thread just die already? Oh, it can't? Because I've bumped it up by posting in it? Oh. *looks down at the floor*

BRAtilio
02-07-2004, 08:37 PM
Andy = small :(

AgassiFan
02-07-2004, 09:01 PM
<<<<folly of you to assume that they are all women. Stupid boy, you are>>>>>

Becs...I am well aware that half this site is comprised of homosexuals (not that there is anything wrong with it) with little appreciation for the game itself.

I also know something about Marat that most if not ALL of you don't. Everybody else I could guess about just looking at their shorts. They are all small-to-average, with one exception who is slightly above average.

Can you guess who, Becky?

(and yes, threads like these make this site no better than the ESPN.com tennis board troll zone.

Drake
02-08-2004, 07:12 AM
http://brad.tennis.free.fr/Joueurs/roddick/w2.jpg

Just thought I'd throw that out there.

Chloe le Bopper
02-09-2004, 05:28 AM
<<<<folly of you to assume that they are all women. Stupid boy, you are>>>>>

Becs...I am well aware that half this site is comprised of homosexuals (not that there is anything wrong with it) with little appreciation for the game itself.

My bad ;)

I also know something about Marat that most if not ALL of you don't. Everybody else I could guess about just looking at their shorts. They are all small-to-average, with one exception who is slightly above average.

Can you guess who, Becky?

Nah, I don't have any idea. I look at forehands and backands (and butts and legs!), not crotches!

(and yes, threads like these make this site no better than the ESPN.com tennis board troll zone.

They really do. One or two of these threads is sort of funny. But really, it's time to draw the line when we're asking ourselves who has the most nicely shaped testicles.

sigmagirl91
02-09-2004, 05:48 PM
see!

andy= big!

more votes for Andy, the guy with the biggest dick!! :drool: :drool:


No wonder Mandy is always grinning!!!!!!!!!!! :D

joske
02-12-2004, 02:58 PM
Looks like Andy is pleasing his backside with his racket... and enjoying it very much as well...
Well I'd think the loudest guys have the smallest dicks, cos they're trying to make up for it by being macho? So it should be Juanqui or Paradorn... *but to be honest, I still feel like Marat and Lleyton have the biggest joysticks?*

joske
02-12-2004, 03:01 PM
more votes for Andy, the guy with the biggest dick!! :drool: :drool:

May I remind you that there is a difference between having a big dick and being one? :rolleyes:

MisterQ
02-12-2004, 03:24 PM
But really, it's time to draw the line when we're asking ourselves who has the most nicely shaped testicles.

Well, they call Paradorn "Ball" for a reason! ;)

alfonsojose
02-12-2004, 07:49 PM
Yes but you my friend, are most likely a homosexual.

And? Am i not a man because of that? :p

JeNn
02-12-2004, 11:49 PM
This ones pretty obvious i would have thought..Lleyton is the best hung by a country mile.

Agassi fan thrill us all with your knowledge! :p

jazz_girl
02-13-2004, 11:19 AM
ok, I'm posting this pic by popular demand:

*Ljubica*
02-13-2004, 11:46 AM
Oh Jazz_Girl .....I am shocked to see you on this thread :haha: - you know how much I love that picture though don't you? :)

jazz_girl
02-13-2004, 11:48 AM
Well, I am shocked too!!!
But here it's raining, I'm bored...I have nothing better to do! LOL

alfonsojose
02-13-2004, 12:10 PM
Nice pic. He looks great, but no clouds the next time. He's not David Timberlake. ;)

sigmagirl91
02-13-2004, 12:16 PM
But don't you agree? He's got the biggest one. He's standing up straight, and has on thick cotton-and you can still see that he's generously endowed.
Now what did you all say about Lleyton and Marat (whom we have yet to see WITH A DICK, let alone a big one)?
Anyway, if Llodra stands up any straighter than he already does, he will need his own zip code.

jazz_girl
02-13-2004, 12:17 PM
But don't you agree? He's got the biggest one. He's standing up straight, and has on thick cotton-and you can still see that he's generously endowed.
Now what did you all say about Lleyton and Marat (whom we have yet to see WITH A DICK, let alone a big one)?
Anyway, if Llodra stands up any straighter than he already does, he will need his own zip code.
LOL!!! You're hilarious!

alfonsojose
02-13-2004, 01:14 PM
When you're as fit as most tennis players are, your belly is flat and everything looks bigger. I agree David shows "something" right there but . it's not that big.

Anyway, he looks terrific. And a darker hair would be great

sigmagirl91
02-13-2004, 01:24 PM
Uh, honey, that's thick cotton. If you're showing that much through THICK COTTON, then hell you got a lot....

sigmagirl91
02-13-2004, 01:38 PM
When you're as fit as most tennis players are, your belly is flat and everything looks bigger. I agree David shows "something" right there but . it's not that big.

Anyway, he looks terrific. And a darker hair would be great


Either you're a guy insecure about his "manhood" or you are just dick-whipped from a Safin/Hewitt double threat. Which is it?

alfonsojose
02-13-2004, 01:47 PM
Relax. It's just my opinion. :cool:

BTW, I have no trouble about my gifts, Besides, one thing is normal size and the real size when it matters ;) . We'll never know (we could send some hot safina slut to find it out) . It's just fun and especulation.

sigmagirl91
02-13-2004, 01:54 PM
Sorry, alf, but that "normal" size is quite exceptional, don't you agree. Like I said, that can't be fake. Hell, look at all the cotton....

alfonsojose
02-13-2004, 02:03 PM
Yeah, for sure. I'll pay more attention the next time he plays.

I wish nothing but for him but a little pain on his leg and a trainer call would be great to colect more info .. LOL

sigmagirl91
02-13-2004, 02:08 PM
Pain on his leg? Don't they wear cups to protect "down there"?

sigmagirl91
02-13-2004, 05:52 PM
Stick a fork in it, people....this thread is done......

AgassiFan
02-14-2004, 01:18 AM
<<<<<<Well I'd think the loudest guys have the smallest dicks, cos they're trying to make up for it by being macho?>>>>>>

Do you people honestly believe that? That is like saying that only small-dicked men drive big and/or expensive cars. .

In reality, 90% of men fall within 5-7 inch erect range. If your common sense and medical research didn't convince you, then think back about all the loud assholes you've ever enountered as well as all the expensive and big car owners you've seen or fucked.

It's like big-breasted women (in no way am I comparing dicks to tits beause it's much more important for a man to have a large tool than for a women to have a big rack)-- who is louder, well-endowed women or less-endowed women? And men draw FAR more pride and confidence from nhaving a big package, that's how we're wired and conditioned.

As far as that picture on the page 8 or 9 of some tennis guy standing up......Sigmagirl is WAY off (surprise, surprise....she is probably a virgin who is talking about things she has NO idea about as evident by this wonderful statement) for two reasons:

1. Thick fabric makes the dick look BIGGER and THICKER not the other way around. My dick looks like a coca-cola bottle through certain pants, bathroom towel and bed sheets....but in reality it's only above average, far from Jungle Fever..

2. This picture is not only inconclusive, it's ridiculous to even debate about: it's SO easy to pad and/or use camera and digital retouching to make anything look as big as you want. You people are seriously delusional if you think you can determine anything this way.

Just for future reference: Milton Berle was an ugly-looking Hollywood comic who died at 95 recently. He was said to be anywhere from 10 to 14 inches and very think. Corroborated by SNL writer and his step children, too. Sir Solti (British conductor) was huge. There must be more examples.

And whoever was bashed for talking about flat stomachs making things look bigger...well, DUH!! Arnold Shwartznegger has a pretty large penis, but when they took his picture in the 70s, his penis looked smaller not only because he was doing steroids, but also because of his height, width and of course his masculature/muscle mass.

By comparison, if you take a really skinny midget, a 6 inch penis is gonna look HUGE. So, what would look BIG on Michael Chang will look very average on Michael Yuzhny, etc.

Man, if you lonely women want to talk about these things, then at least KNOW what you're talking about. Seriuosly, some of the things I read here smack of clueless virgins trying to act grown up.

i love paradorn
02-14-2004, 01:21 AM
can someone just delete this thread?

AgassiFan
02-14-2004, 05:24 PM
Are we allowed to post more explicit pictures?'

AgassiFan
02-16-2004, 04:47 AM
Are we allowed to post more explicit pictures?'

I am going to take it as a resounding "YES!"

Here's some education on the subject, for outspoken-yet-clueless sigmagirl especially...

Smankyou
02-16-2004, 05:31 AM
Here's some education on the subject, for outspoken-yet-clueless sigmagirl especially...

That guy must get back aches from carrying his shlong around all day, every day.

AgassiFan
02-16-2004, 05:35 AM
I don't know which is more disturbing: the picture AF posted or the fact that Milton Berle's step-children knew the kind of sausage their step-father was packing. :eek:

Oh please...

Milton Berle was a pompous, insecure, plagerizing scumbag-- if he bragged about much lessre things, you damn right he told about his dick to anyone who would listen. I would too, probably.

He walked around the house with a very short rope on until the day he died. With THAT thing, it's EXTREMELY easy to notice. Come on, how can it not be? LMAO. Of course his step-son knew. There is nothing disturbing about that.

And there is nothing "disturbing" about that picture. Just your typical jungle fever fodder. For educational purposes only.

Chloe le Bopper
02-16-2004, 05:45 AM
It's like big-breasted women (in no way am I comparing dicks to tits beause it's much more important for a man to have a large tool than for a women to have a big rack)-- who is louder, well-endowed women or less-endowed women? And men draw FAR more pride and confidence from nhaving a big package, that's how we're wired and conditioned.

Really, having a large penis isn't of great importance either, if we're talking about intercourse here. In which case it's only really an issue if you are so small that one has to wonder if it ever grew during puberty.

By the way... I'm not sure how a lack of sexual activity and the ability to be able to properly size a guy up go hand in hand. Care to explain that to me? For educational purposes, of course.

AgassiFan
02-16-2004, 06:04 AM
I'm not sure how a lack of sexual activity and the ability to be able to properly size a guy up go hand in hand.

It's one of the life's greatest mysteries, Queen.

Of course as any tailer will attest, you have to know what you're sizing up, you have to know your fabric.... ;)

AgassiFan
02-16-2004, 06:25 AM
Really, having a large penis isn't of great importance either, if we're talking about intercourse here.

I am sure this goes beyond the education scope of this site/thread, but that's not technically correct either.

Anthropological arguements and natural selection aside (if women didn't care about size, then why would they seek and reproduce with blablablabla), an unusually large penis is a visual stimulant for most women if anything else.

I mean, if you agree that women get seriously turned on only when a man has a face/body/personality that fits into their their preferred "type" and face/body/personality has little to with actual intercourse....how can you say that the size of a penis plays little to no role in the enjoyment of sex and the orgasm? Common, Your Majesty, be honest.

And then there is physical stimulation part: the bigger/girthier the tool the bigger the pressure on/better coverge of most sensitive and scintillating of areas of the female genitalia. A guy with an average tool who knows what they hell he is doing will please (clit and G-spot are closer to the "surface" afterall, lolo), but the man with a large tool who knows what he is doing, will please more......Of course, there is such a thing as DIMINSHING returns-- as in the picture above for example, lolol

So when you combine visual and physical aspects of large toolage, the difference IS there.

Of course, I am not an expert. Please enlighten me where I am wrong.

Chloe le Bopper
02-16-2004, 07:40 AM
It's one of the life's greatest mysteries, Queen.

Of course as any tailer will attest, you have to know what you're sizing up, you have to know your fabric.... ;)
Of course. But just because one hasn't had sex, doesn't mean that they haven't handled a penis before.

Chloe le Bopper
02-16-2004, 07:55 AM
I am sure this goes beyond the education scope of this site/thread, but that's not technically correct either.

Anthropological arguements and natural selection aside (if women didn't care about size, then why would they seek and reproduce with blablablabla), an unusually large penis is a visual stimulant for most women if anything else.

Evolutionary Psychology - at least, the very little of it that I have studied (I must I stress that this is very little indeed) - suggests that women are more interested in characteristics that indicate the male is capable of supporting her and any future offspring. That is why ugly tall men are somehow able to still be seen as "hot" (I never understood that by the way. I have known many an ugly tall man, and was never able to see hotness in any of them). As far as I know, they don't actually discuss penis size... because I'm not sure how that would be relevant to whether or not the male has the means to support others? (uh, I may be missing something here, though) I know nothing of the anthropological arguements, having never taken anthro or done any reading in the field.

As for a large penis being a visual stimulant... oh, it depends, I would think. Frankly, I would be a little concerned if I was confronted with a ridiculously long penis just before activity... but that's just me. I suppose that some women go for that sort of thing. :confused: Frankly, unless it's so small that you can't help but notice (and point, and laugh), then I don't think I'd be fussed either way. I don't know too many girls who admit to being impressed by penis size either. But hey... maybe they are lying. Or perhaps my sample just isn't representative of the population. Both are strong possibilities!


I mean, if you agree that women get seriously turned on only when a man has a face/body/personality that fits into their their preferred "type" and face/body/personality has little to with actual intercourse....how can you say that the size of a penis plays little to no role in the enjoyment of sex and the orgasm? Common, Your Majesty, be honest.

I didn't say that it plays little to no role in the enjoyment of sexual intercourse. I said that so long as the penis is not so small it might as well not bother trying, that it shouldn't be a huge factor.


And then there is physical stimulation part: the bigger/girthier the tool the bigger the pressure on/better coverge of most sensitive and scintillating of areas of the female genitalia. A guy with an average tool who knows what they hell he is doing will please (clit and G-spot are closer to the "surface" afterall, lolo), but the man with a large tool who knows what he is doing, will please more......Of course, there is such a thing as DIMINSHING returns-- as in the picture above for example, lolol

I think I would run like HELL if I was the woman in that picture. Damn. Although, she doesn't look that too busted up about it, somehow.

I was under the impression that once you reach a certain length, that it makes little difference to the overall stimulation created by penetration. Perhaps that impression was incorrect. To be honest, I'm not interested enough to bother looking it up ;)

Of course, I am not an expert. Please enlighten me where I am wrong.

Shockingly, I am also not an expert on the wonders of penis size differenitals. Who would have thunk it?

JeNn
02-16-2004, 10:38 AM
WOW this thread has turned super intellectual now :eek: Honestly this is so fucking funny :worship:

Hey Agassifan could you enlighten us on who you said earlier may be the "above average" tennis player? *brings level of thread down from lofty heights*

And that guys dick is just freaky btw.... I like hem big but please :eek:

sigmagirl91
02-16-2004, 11:30 AM
I think that we should, JeNn, say goodnight to this thread. Why? One because size is really overrated, and two, the person who came up with this thread was either bored or is not getting any sexually.
I would be concerned, however, if a man's "thingy" is not as developed as it should be. Not to embarrass him or anything, but to help him find creative solutions around the problem-if any can be thought of.
I don't know if the men on this board, in general, were aggravated, amused, pissed, or whatever about this topic, but ladies, we must retire this NOW!!!! We know how it feels to be objectified sexually, and we probably feel secretly justified in dishing it back out, but let's give this a rest, OK, because topics like these become divisive and totally tasteless after awhile.....

alfonsojose
02-16-2004, 12:23 PM
Finally, the truth is OUT THERE. :worship:

This thread will be over in a few months.

With the new partnership between INDESIT and the ATP, At every TMS final the players will have to take their clothes off and wash them on a BEAUTIFUL INDESIT WASH MACHINE .. that's the better way to sell the players and the product.

I'm waiting for a Safin-Gambill final in Miami ... :devil:

And i hope Mark Miles will not take his clothes off :help:

sigmagirl91
02-16-2004, 12:24 PM
LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!
That is soooo.........INDESIT!!!! LMAO!!!!

AgassiFan
02-16-2004, 04:42 PM
I don't know if the men on this board, in general, were aggravated, amused, pissed, or whatever about this topic

Well this man was at first suprised at the lack of class and imagination on this board.

But THEN...he said to himself "WTF, what am I, better than everyone else?" and JOINED the bachanalia of ditzy silliness.

AgassiFan
02-16-2004, 04:45 PM
And that guys dick is just freaky btw.... I like hem big but please

You like em big, eh?

Would you mind telling us (Queen Rebecca, namely) WHY that is exactly?

Thanks.

AgassiFan
02-16-2004, 04:58 PM
Evolutionary Psychology - at least, the very little of it that I have studied (I must I stress that this is very little indeed) - suggests that women are more interested in characteristics that indicate the male is capable of supporting her and any future offspring.

You're only describing a part of the equation, albeit a very significant one from an evolutionary standpoint.

Think about why are you attracted to a pretty face/sexy body for a second. And by "second", I mean "for a long while".

Therein lies your answer.

It also helps to remember that this all is BIOLOGICALLY PROGRAMMED and SOCIALLY CONDITIONED and slightly varies from an individual to individual. Your conscience and free will are there to provide resistance. They make it possible to fall for a weak, poor, stupid person as well as for an ugly, fat, un-endowed one....and be VERY happy.

Anybody with a formal education out there who can enlighten us?

JeNn
02-17-2004, 12:55 AM
Why do I Like them big?? Its mainly aesthetic I'd say and psychological. It just really turns me on to see one really big, to know I am with a guy that big. TO ME it makes them seem more masculine, more sexual and more able to please. But I think it is mainly psychosomatic rather than physical.

But the fact is dick size is not that important when a woman comes to settle down and begin raising a family. If woman only saw big dicked men as suitable partners then all guys would have big dicks and the average size would go up because women are only chosing guys who are generously endowed to pro create with.

Sigmagirl...I kind of agree but this thread is hilarious. I also feel a bit guilty for starting the smut talk on this board with the now legendary "What's Lleyton keeping in his pants" ;)

AGASSI FAN please answer these questions:

1) You said you knew something about Marat that we don't. What is it?
2)Who is the guy that you could tell was above average from their shorts?

sigmagirl91
02-17-2004, 02:48 PM
You know, I actually agree with the psychology behind all of this. You and Becca seem to say similar things about this, but AgassiFan-and of course men in general-will never get this aspect....
And, I just got through reading an article on MSN about why there's almost no male nudity in the movies.
I just wonder if most, if not all, of the men here are slightly perturbed about threads like these. One poster said he was "amused", but I beg to differ....

JeNn
02-17-2004, 09:57 PM
Of course its men who care the most about dick size, not women. They are the ones who are constantly comparing eachother in locker rooms, urinals etc. ALMOST ALL men think the larger the tool the better as a barometer of sexual prowess and masculinity. MOST women don't place this sort of importance on dick size at all.

sigmagirl91
02-18-2004, 12:39 AM
In fact, most women don't really care, and for the ones who really do, it's those who start threads like these and run. Haven't you noticed that the one who started this thread took off and was never heard from since? Wonder why?

joske
02-18-2004, 07:46 AM
I am going to take it as a resounding "YES!"

Here's some education on the subject, for outspoken-yet-clueless sigmagirl especially...

OMG look at his hair! :lol:

:p

AgassiFan
02-18-2004, 10:26 PM
You and Becca seem to say similar things about this, but AgassiFan-and of course men in general-will never get this aspect....

Huh? Wasn't I the one who brought up the PSYCHOLOGICA/VISUAL aspect. I'd much prefer you don't read my posts at all as you promised instead of you not comprehending what you're reading.

Of course its men who care the most about dick size, not women. They are the ones who are constantly comparing eachother in locker rooms, urinals etc. ALMOST ALL men think the larger the tool the better as a barometer of sexual prowess and masculinity..

JeNe. you mean like...

"TO ME it makes them seem more masculine, more sexual and more able to please"


BWAAAA.......I haven't laughed this hard since the brilliant Stevel Colbert of The Daily Show interviewed that homophobic redneck activist.

JeNn
02-18-2004, 10:48 PM
I don't see what's funny? :confused:

In purely SEXUAL terms, dick size is important. If I was having a relationship more based on sex than serious emotional bonds (ie not someone I am going to spend my life with) then I am going to prefer a bigger unit.

However in ten years time or so when I decide to settle down I can't imagine that DICK SIZE is going to be a top priority in chosing a partner. If you are going to share a life with someone there is MUCH more to it than sex. How good a life partner some one is going to be can hardly be judged by the size of their schlong.

So while most women I imagine would prefer "bigger", when it comes down to SERIOUS relationships its not going to be THAT important.

AND I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD ANSWER MY QUESTIONS.

AgassiFan
02-19-2004, 07:04 PM
This is what you said in the second post:

Of course its men who care the most about dick size, not women. They are the ones who are constantly comparing eachother in locker rooms, urinals etc. ALMOST ALL men think the larger the tool the better as a barometer of sexual prowess and masculinity..

This is what you said in the first post:

It just really turns me on to see one really big, to know I am with a guy that big. TO ME it makes them seem more masculine, more sexual and more able to please.

This is what I said while responding to one of the more blatant cases of contradiction and hypocrisy I've ever seen:

BWAAAA.......

JeNn
02-19-2004, 09:24 PM
Whatever. If you can't see that they are in two completely different contexts then it is beyond me to change your mind.

Size does matter to me to a certain extent, but find me in my post where I said it was the only thing. My first post was SPECIFICALLY in reference to sex anyway, the second wasn't.

Even that said, I would say I am unusual among women.

If you don't think guys are more preoccupied with dick size than girls are then that's your perogative, but you ought to get your head out of the clouds. The fact that you are even in this thread (and some other straight guys), telling us all that the players are small blablablabla says it all. I wouldn't be caught dead if there was a boob size thread on WTAWORLD and I certainly wouldn't be trying to make myself and others feel better by saying all the wta players had small bosoms, while quoting my own size.

And the personal comments are really a bit to much, especially when you made a pretty outlandish statement on another page and are now IGNORING my requests for you to back it up.

sigmagirl91
02-19-2004, 11:19 PM
OK, taking up where Jenn left off. Why are men so obsessed with their size, but when a women makes a big to-do about it, then men want to get attitude? Just tell me that....

sigmagirl91
02-19-2004, 11:23 PM
Whatever. If you can't see that they are in two completely different contexts then it is beyond me to change your mind.

Size does matter to me to a certain extent, but find me in my post where I said it was the only thing. My first post was SPECIFICALLY in reference to sex anyway, the second wasn't.

Even that said, I would say I am unusual among women.

If you don't think guys are more preoccupied with dick size than girls are then that's your perogative, but you ought to get your head out of the clouds. The fact that you are even in this thread (and some other straight guys), telling us all that the players are small blablablabla says it all. I wouldn't be caught dead if there was a boob size thread on WTAWORLD and I certainly wouldn't be trying to make myself and others feel better by saying all the wta players had small bosoms, while quoting my own size.

And the personal comments are really a bit to much, especially when you made a pretty outlandish statement on another page and are now IGNORING my requests for you to back it up.

True dat, true dat. Anyway, the statements were to me, and since I told him he was too "small", he got a freaking attitude and started to call me clueless and devoid of erudition. Since when was I required to display my vast array of knowledge on a public forum?

AgassiFan
02-20-2004, 06:52 AM
Whatever. If you can't see that they are in two completely different contexts then it is beyond me to change your mind.

Your back-paddling is every bit as HI-larious as the act of hypocrisy/contradiction itself.

Size does matter to me to a certain extent, but find me in my post where I said it was the only thing. My first post was SPECIFICALLY in reference to sex anyway, the second wasn't.

Sure. Ok. LOL.

Even that said, I would say I am unusual among women.

Aren't we special.... :rolleyes:

If you don't think guys are more preoccupied with dick size than girls are then that's your perogative,

To borrow from the page of your book, show me where I said I think that. I simply said that size matters to most women, I physical, psychological and evolutionary way. I admitted that there are going be exceptions. And that men prize their genitals more than women-- their breasts.

The fact that you are even in this thread (and some other straight guys), telling us all that the players are small blablablabla says it all.

Yes, it does. It says that the number of "hung" (say, 7.5+ inches) men in the top 50 can be counted on the fingers of one hand.

You got pictures. You got word of mouth. You may know somebody who knows for sure. It's not nearly as big a mystery as you're making it out to be.

I wouldn't be caught dead if there was a boob size thread on WTAWORLD and I certainly wouldn't be trying to make myself and others feel better by saying all the wta players had small bosoms, while quoting my own size.

I am happy for you.

And the personal comments are really a bit to much,

I was just having a bit of fun. No biggie. No blood been spilled.


especially when you made a pretty outlandish statement on another page

It's not outlandish to me. I know whereof I speaketh.

and are now IGNORING my requests for you to back it up.

Not ignoring. More like not giving a shit about. Do your own research. Milton Buerhle they are definately NOT. Do what you will with it.

AgassiFan
02-20-2004, 07:13 AM
since I told him he was too "small",

When did you do that, Your Vacuousness? I thought you were dissing my dear friend Kermit. :(

he got a freaking attitude and started to call me clueless and devoid of erudition.

You attacked me first. I posted a long reply to WyveN and you called me a raging idiot. I cried all day and reflected all night. But the real agony came after the Favoritestspellerygate.

*manly tear rolls downcheek*

Since when was I required to display my vast array of knowledge on a public forum?

Since when are people allowed to ask rhetorical questions on a public forum...

JeNn
02-20-2004, 10:50 AM
Ok now that you have dissected my post so it lost all meaning :rolleyes:

I don't see what's the contradiction in saying that while I (ONE WOMAN) prefer "bigger men", that men IN GENERAL care more about their dick sizes than women.

As for your comments about not giving a shit. Well, with all due respect, why did you enter the thread in the first place? And why on earth bother bringing up something if you didn't intend to follow it up?

Men are beyond me :p

sigmagirl91
02-20-2004, 10:57 AM
Awwww, Ag, I'm sooooo sorry that you endured a sleepless night on my behalf. And I'm also flattered that the love is running thick over here.
BTW, why did you have to dissect MY quotes as well, and water them down like you did? If you're not even concerned in the least about this thread, then why are you here? And who made you the authority on "dicks"?

AgassiFan
02-20-2004, 08:00 PM
Awwww, Ag, I'm sooooo sorry that you endured a sleepless night on my behalf.

Nah, don't mention it. Our souls are made to be trampled on.

And I'm also flattered that the love is running thick over here.

Love...love is a splendid miracle that washes over y....hell, did ya not see Moulin Rouge?

BTW, why did you have to dissect MY quotes as well, and water them down like you did?

How do you mean?

If you're not even concerned in the least about this thread, then why are you here?

I am alvaiiiz curious and I love being amused. But in a very educamanacational way, yes-yes.

And who made you the authority on "dicks"?

The queen, bless Her heart, as she lay'd on her deathbed.

alfonsojose
02-20-2004, 08:34 PM
AgassiFan, sigmagirl91 and JeNn .. go for a threesome and post AgassiFan pictures naked .. to finally know ;)

:devil:

sigmagirl91
02-20-2004, 08:53 PM
Sounds like a plan.....

Fostin
02-21-2004, 02:31 PM
Rod-DICK ;)

Lapentti
02-21-2004, 08:40 PM
Llodra needs to be in the poll :lick:

sigmagirl91
02-21-2004, 08:47 PM
He should have been, but remember, this poll was made up BEFORE that pic came out....

AgassiFan
02-22-2004, 05:33 PM
AgassiFan, sigmagirl91 and JeNn .. go for a threesome and post AgassiFan pictures naked .. to finally know

Threesomes emasculate me. :(

AgassiFan
02-22-2004, 10:30 PM
Threesomes emasculate me. :(

I am fast

Gaabjuh
02-23-2004, 02:05 PM
ROTFLMGDMFAS
:haha: :haha:

MisterQ
02-23-2004, 03:32 PM
:haha: you never know what you will find on this board

everyday a pleasant surprise!

sigmagirl91
02-23-2004, 03:36 PM
Awwww, Ag, I don't think you're ready for this jelly. It'll probably knock you out....

AgassiFan
02-23-2004, 09:59 PM
Awwww, Ag, I don't think you're ready for this jelly. It'll probably knock you out....

Jelly? [Mama said] knock me out?

What, are you a rapp'a or sumsink? ;)

alfonsojose
02-24-2004, 03:38 AM
Keep running Kitty. I hope you're fitter than Andre

I'm going to masturbate twice .. daily. Tha's what i love these forums so much. It's the funniest pic i've ever seen

alfonsojose
02-24-2004, 03:45 AM
If sigmagirl91 doesn't want to participate in the "menage a trois", i would jump inmediatly. It'll be a privilege to please somebody who posts such a great pic :worship:

Being serious, what a pic , AgassiFan :haha:

Mikel
03-15-2004, 10:49 PM
WHAT A PIC!!

Siva
03-15-2004, 10:57 PM
I bet all of their dicks are 8+ inches :devil:

Mikel
03-15-2004, 11:13 PM
any of Ferrero?

Mikel
03-15-2004, 11:17 PM
girls, here is one photo of Ferrero.

http://cnnespanol.com/2003/deportes/09/06/eeuu.hombres.reut/ferrero.story.jpg

Mikel
03-15-2004, 11:18 PM
please, anybody can delete this thread?

Horatio Caine
03-15-2004, 11:40 PM
I'm surprised no - one has considered the dark horses like Philippoussis, Mirnyi etc...not that i'm saying that i have given thisx topic any thought!! I'm just trying to fuel speculation...and I'm going now!!

LamaLiga
04-18-2004, 04:33 PM
This thread is f***ed up.

COMA
04-18-2004, 04:41 PM
please, anybody can delete this thread?
Nobody tells you to come here. If you don't want, you don't have to read this... :rolleyes:

Aleksa's Laydee
04-19-2004, 10:38 AM
whoa marats leading by far!!!! 127 votes hehe

gary
04-26-2004, 01:45 PM
Who has Ferrero and Roddick's picture?? :confused:

Carito_90
04-26-2004, 03:57 PM
I have a Roddick pic :) i was laughing soo hard when i saw it lol

alfonsojose
04-26-2004, 07:07 PM
I am not laughing, but definitely i am hard looking at this pic :drool: :devil:

Frooty_Bazooty
04-26-2004, 07:30 PM
:lol: alfonso, youre worse than me when it comes to guys

alfonsojose
04-26-2004, 07:48 PM
:lol: alfonso, youre worse than me when it comes to guys

What does it mean? He is showing a well-formed bulge on that pic. It's not my fault :angel: I just wanted to play with hard and laughing
:baby:

Geniey2g
04-26-2004, 08:52 PM
:haha: @ this thread!!
Where are these alleged pics of Lleyton Hewitt's family jewels, then??

LOL!

Geniey2g
04-26-2004, 08:54 PM
lmao @ that Roddick pic!!

Carito_90
04-26-2004, 10:10 PM
:lol: alfonso

I think his name (andys) DOES tell us something :)

Carito_90
04-26-2004, 11:49 PM
OMG i've just found this pic... gosh :eek:

¿esquímaux?
04-27-2004, 12:44 AM
:silly:

Carito_90
04-27-2004, 02:05 AM
i know :lol:

Tennis Expert
07-13-2004, 03:43 PM
I think Michael Llodra has the biggest dick on tour.

RoddickBabe10
07-13-2004, 07:27 PM
It's hands down: Marat
Andy
Hewitt
Nalbandian
Gambill

alfonsojose
07-13-2004, 08:12 PM
Olivier Rochus ;)

Nikki♥
07-14-2004, 10:16 AM
Duh, everyone seems to be so obsessed with dicks lately. :rolleyes:

Nikki♥
07-14-2004, 10:18 AM
I agree with those who voted for Marat anyway and keep on waiting for him to get rid of his gf because I can´t wait until it´s my turn to get a taste of it.

Ferrero Forever
07-14-2004, 10:20 AM
lolz, i thought the question said who IS the biggest dick on tour, i really should read the question properly (but i suppose if it was for who is the biggest dick, ferrero wouldn't have 25 votes)

Corey Feldman
07-14-2004, 10:28 AM
I agree with those who voted for Marat anyway and keep on waiting for him to get rid of his gf because I can´t wait until it´s my turn to get a taste of it.
:eek: :eek: :lol:

Nikki♥
07-14-2004, 10:39 AM
Question for all the people who voted for Marat - why do you think he´s got the biggest? Because he´s tall? Because he´s Russian?

rflam
07-14-2004, 11:06 PM
Well for starters - I don't do a scavenger hunter of the internet looking for bulging pics of male athletes. I don't even do that for my favourite player. He isn't a package to me, sheesh.

Secondly - I've seen the alledge pic. And I stick to what I said. He should wear a jock. But I'm still not impressed. He doesn't exactly appear to be approaching unbelievable measurements.
Where is this picture?

rflam
07-14-2004, 11:11 PM
I have a Roddick pic :) i was laughing soo hard when i saw it lol
Great legs!

rflam
07-14-2004, 11:22 PM
I am going to take it as a resounding "YES!"

Here's some education on the subject, for outspoken-yet-clueless sigmagirl especially...
Can he get that thing up? It must take two people to spank that monkey!

Havok
07-14-2004, 11:40 PM
Question for all the people who voted for Marat - why do you think he´s got the biggest? Because he´s tall? Because he´s Russian?
Because it's Marat Safin. Doesn't matter what the poll is about, people just blindly vote for him :)

Daniel
07-15-2004, 06:47 AM
Federer :lick: :drool:

*SKYE*
07-15-2004, 08:58 AM
from the selection above..... roddick

FrogBurger
07-15-2004, 09:36 AM
i'm sure we've always wondered which guy has the biggest dick on the tour... now it's your chance to vote!!!



I heard it was your Grandma who had the biggest dick.

Nikki♥
07-15-2004, 05:01 PM
Because it's Marat Safin. Doesn't matter what the poll is about, people just blindly vote for him :)

That´s the price famous people pay. I think some people would even vote for Marat if the question was "which player has the biggest boobs?". :rolleyes:

mardinda
07-17-2004, 10:23 AM
That´s the price famous people pay. I think some people would even vote for Marat if the question was "which player has the biggest boobs?". :rolleyes:

I think your not the biggest fan of marat :p

Nikki♥
07-17-2004, 12:56 PM
I think your not the biggest fan of marat :p

:p Actually I like Marat a lot. With or without boobs.

sigmagirl91
07-17-2004, 01:03 PM
:p Actually I like Marat a lot. With or without boobs.


OK :confused:

Nikki♥
07-17-2004, 04:19 PM
OK :confused:

Obviously he doesn´t have any but even if he had I would be crazy for him.

rue
07-17-2004, 04:48 PM
This thread is absolutely crazy.

Nikki♥
07-17-2004, 04:52 PM
I´m glad someone noticed that.

Thomas MUSTER (AUT)
07-17-2004, 05:09 PM
My Dick Is The Huge

I Will Forces In You And Split In Half

Corey Feldman
07-17-2004, 05:59 PM
muster :eek: what a charmer :lol:

Nikki♥
07-17-2004, 07:08 PM
I love you Thomas... do me, do me! I haven´t f*cked an Austrian guy before.

Nikki♥
07-17-2004, 07:09 PM
The creator of this thread should be ashamed for not adding Thomas Muster to the poll.

Sparkz
07-18-2004, 06:20 AM
And also ashamed for not having me in the list, they dont call me Tripod for nothing.

*SKYE*
07-18-2004, 06:40 AM
LOL!

Nikki♥
07-18-2004, 09:26 AM
We need to start a new poll...immediately! But I´m blonde I don´t know how to start polls.

*SKYE*
07-18-2004, 09:56 AM
wat kinda poll? like wat poll options would u have in it?

Nikki♥
07-18-2004, 09:58 AM
Same question like this one but Thomas Muster and Sparkz have to be included in the poll. :p

*SKYE*
07-18-2004, 09:59 AM
alrite im gonna make it then

Nikki♥
07-18-2004, 10:01 AM
Thankzzz...:D

*SKYE*
07-18-2004, 10:07 AM
The thread fucked up...

Nikki♥
07-18-2004, 10:09 AM
Shit. :sobbing:

*SKYE*
07-18-2004, 10:12 AM
i know... shit!

alfonsojose
08-12-2004, 03:16 PM
Guga :confused: :eek:

Nikki♥
08-12-2004, 03:23 PM
I know most Brazilians have big ones but I didn´t know this applies to Guga as well.

Sparkz
08-12-2004, 04:30 PM
I trip over mine if I dont strap it my leg, lmao

RonE
08-12-2004, 05:04 PM
So Sparkz, I guess the guys back home call you "tripod" eh? ;)

Corey Feldman
08-12-2004, 05:08 PM
:haha:
i thought that was a gun in your troosers sparkz, but you were just pleased to see me :lol:

Gonzalo81
08-12-2004, 05:25 PM
:haha::lol: Escude

Sparkz
08-12-2004, 05:27 PM
Perhaps I should hold up a bank with it lol :lol:

RonE
08-12-2004, 05:28 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha:

or you could work in a petrol station as a spare "pump" :angel:

Corey Feldman
08-12-2004, 05:29 PM
:lol: wow is that how strong it is?? ive seen guys tie a piece of string around it and lift weights, but this is .... :tape: :o
sparkz you animal :lol: