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Kellerer and Amanderer's tips for ATP hair

J. Corwin
02-13-2005, 08:35 AM
This will be a continuous list! :lol: :haha:


1. If your name is mardy fish, do not give yourself a prison bitch buzz cut

2. Braids will look very charming if your name is tommy

3. Always use conditioner. because duh.

4. Carlos and rafa have the same hair because they are lovers

5. Everyone loves rogerer's sexay silky hair

6. But only andy is allowed to play with it...unless your fortune cookie says
you can.

7. Marat needs a haircut but he gets off the hook because he's marat
(and because i am in no mood to get picky over his hair when he is the
supplier of my boots).

8. LLeyton Hewitt, meet shampoo.

9. Lleyton hewitt, meet haircut.

10. Do not allow your hair to go icky and stringy like FatDavid.

11. If you have sexy dreadlocks like Blakey, do not shave them off to look
like an egg.

12. Pimpim: your hair looks like monkey grass.

13. Long hair is a no no, unless you are Nadal

14. If you do have long hair, you will not pull it back in a PURPLE ponytail
holder.

15. Bleach never looks good on anyone. Are you listening Juan Carlos?

blosson
02-13-2005, 10:13 AM
rogi pre-cut

"because I'm worth it!" :p

J. Corwin
02-13-2005, 10:17 AM
Roger looks like he's doing a hair conditioner commercial there! :lol:

Ismene
02-13-2005, 10:33 AM
Speaking of hair, I wish Andy let his facial hair grow back. He's a good-looking boy when he's clean-shaven, but, my God. With a bit of facial hair he's a drop-dead gorgeous MAN.

L2

blosson
02-13-2005, 11:37 AM
16) retro 80's don't do it again hair...

blosson
02-13-2005, 12:12 PM
18) save the best hair for the throphy ceremony :p

Tytta!.
02-13-2005, 01:32 PM
:sobbing:

PennyThePenguin
02-13-2005, 01:51 PM
19) if your name's guga..the curls STAY

Tytta!.
02-13-2005, 03:12 PM
Jiat :sobbing:

Deboogle!.
02-13-2005, 03:14 PM
DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I see you guys had fun after I went to bed last night

:haha:

PennyThePenguin
02-13-2005, 03:16 PM
ahhh deberer...never underestimate our fun-o-meter..though of course..i had nothign to do with this

Deboogle!.
02-13-2005, 03:28 PM
:lol: riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.......

hey! I see that Dinara won! :yippee:

Deboogle!.
02-13-2005, 03:53 PM
HAHAHAHA

I want a cookie av :sobbing:

Tytta!.
02-13-2005, 03:56 PM
I really love mine :sobbing:

Deboogle!.
02-13-2005, 04:00 PM
awwwwwwwwww reawwyyyyyyyy??????? :hug::hug: :yippee: :banana:

:sobbing:

Tytta!.
02-13-2005, 04:01 PM
Just special ducks have a cookie av :sobbing:

Deboogle!.
02-13-2005, 04:06 PM
they're just jealous they're not as :cool: as we are

Tytta!.
02-13-2005, 04:40 PM
True :yeah:

Ismene
02-13-2005, 04:45 PM
A litltle bit of 5 O'clock shadow always looks nice, but not the scruffy feral look that Britneys Husband has.

Luckily I'm not too familiar with Britney's husband, but I doubt he's in any way comparable to this ...

I'm sorry. I've got a 'thing' for the Wimbledon-Andy. I've been trying to fight it, but it's no good. :help:

L2

snaillyyy
02-13-2005, 04:47 PM
:haha: :sobbing: :spit: OMG you have killed me !!!!!! you have all out done yourselves, and the cookie avatars! :haha: :haha:

fangirl
02-13-2005, 04:52 PM
Luckily I'm not too familiar with Britney's husband, but I doubt he's in any way comparable to this ...

I'm sorry. I've got a 'thing' for the Wimbledon-Andy. I've been trying to fight it, but it's no good. :help:

L2
I spent most of Wimbledon scowling at my TV wishing Andy would shave.

Tytta!.
02-13-2005, 04:55 PM
I spent most of Wimbledon scowling at my TV wishing Andy would shave.

Me too :sobbing:

lizzieh
02-13-2005, 04:56 PM
Luckily I'm not too familiar with Britney's husband, but I doubt he's in any way comparable to this ...

I'm sorry. I've got a 'thing' for the Wimbledon-Andy. I've been trying to fight it, but it's no good. :help:

L2

I have to say I liked Wimbledon Andy too. :)

Ismene
02-13-2005, 05:03 PM
Let me just say I'm SHOCKED at you, people.

I spent most of Wimbledon wrapped in blankets (had a flu), drooling on the remote control (because of the flu, obviously), and sweating feverishly (like I said, I had a flu).

Verily, I can imagine no finer sight than a facial-haired Andy Roddick in all white, playing fine, fine tennis, though I'm trying very hard not to think of it, in order to keep my mental faculties intact.

L2

Ismene
02-13-2005, 05:05 PM
Wonderful, Lizzie! At least there's someone with a good pair of eyes ;)

L2

Ismene
02-13-2005, 05:37 PM
I'm sorry to hear that, Kell... I hope you're feeling fine now.

Well, chacun à son goût. Strangely enough, I've got another flu now and I'm drooling into my keyboard as I'm going through these Wimbledon pics. Funny what viruses do to us!

L2

blosson
02-13-2005, 05:49 PM
EVERYBODY LOVES COOOOKIES! :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

andyroxmysox12191
02-13-2005, 06:06 PM
:haha:

snaillyyy
02-13-2005, 06:37 PM
I bought cookies when I went out :dance: :dance:
Kell thank you so much :hug:

tangerine_dream
02-13-2005, 07:50 PM
Kell, these new In Bed avs of yours are hilarious :haha:

MisterQ
02-13-2005, 08:01 PM
I only accept hair advice from Naldo. :p

PinkFeatherBoa
02-13-2005, 08:44 PM
I love the new avatar designs Kelly. What is with the cookie obssesion at the moment though? :drool:

Neely
02-13-2005, 08:48 PM
hey, any tips for Kiwi's hair? :angel: :devil:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/neely99/Jan2005/wd011.jpg

:drool: ;)

Golfnduck
02-13-2005, 09:00 PM
Just special ducks have a cookie av :sobbing:
So I'm guessing Momma Jen isn't special anymore :bigcry:

superpinkone37
02-13-2005, 09:30 PM
lmao this thread is hilarious! and those new avs are so funny!!

PinkFeatherBoa
02-13-2005, 09:50 PM
*whispers* Kellie, not Kelly

And they are fortune cookies you see, and I happen to love cookies anyway.

Thanks for the explanation Kell.

Kiwi's hair there is definitely beyond help, I'm agreed.

Golfnduck
02-13-2005, 09:53 PM
You are special and you can have one if you like :)
I know I'm special, I'm just teasing Tytta. The avatars are really cool Kell :hug:

Tytta!.
02-13-2005, 09:55 PM
:sobbing:

Jen is ultra special :D

Golfnduck
02-13-2005, 09:59 PM
:sobbing:

Jen is ultra special :D
I better be, damn it! I'm Momma Jen!!!!!

Tytta!.
02-13-2005, 10:06 PM
Breathe, Momma! You are super ultra mega special :)

Neely
02-13-2005, 10:06 PM
kiwi is simply beyond help there i'm afraid... ):
LOL
you made me sad now :sobbing: :p
better if I hadn't asked at all *g*

:)

Golfnduck
02-13-2005, 10:08 PM
Breathe, Momma! You are super ultra mega special :)
I am breathing you silly duck.

lizzieh
02-13-2005, 10:53 PM
20) Thou shalt not wear an alice band on a tennis court.... yes that means you Greg!! :devil:

*M*
02-14-2005, 07:35 AM
hey, any tips for Kiwi's hair? :angel: :devil:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/neely99/Jan2005/wd011.jpg

:drool: ;)
Hmm, blue people with orange hair. He can try slicking it back:

http://www.geocities.com/cineencasa/cvxmenmystique.jpg
(I appear to have been censored -- sorry. The funny thing is the photo was from a PG-13 movie.)

J. Corwin
02-14-2005, 07:53 AM
Well we know Roger is very flexible. ;)


http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ftBUGA3k2vkJ:http://eur.news1.yimg.com/eur.yimg.com/ng/sp/ap_photo/20040828/all/l1210512.jpg

MisterQ
02-14-2005, 08:09 AM
Hmm, blue people with orange hair. He can try slicking it back:

http://www.geocities.com/cineencasa/cvxmenmystique.jpg

If Naldo likes blue-footed boobies, he's going to LOVE this. ;)

:banana:

ataptc
02-14-2005, 10:56 AM
this thread is freaking hilarious! well done :lol:

by the way, the lovely cookie avys are making me hungry.. :drool:

MissFairy
02-14-2005, 02:54 PM
oh dearie, a magical moment for him, beamed across the world and he couldnt even bother going down the barbers for a trim? :rolleyes:
i notice the ladys looking at the ring and not at him, good idea *tunnel vision on the rock*

kell and amanderer: hair queenies! :hug:

oooo the cookie avs are just yum, duckies have trends on lock i see! i dont think you could even do that to my name, er sarahererererer ouch that hurts :lol:
am i not a special enough duckie :crying2:

PennyThePenguin
02-14-2005, 03:04 PM
saraerer!

MissFairy
02-14-2005, 03:08 PM
jiaterer!! :hug: i never knew you cared so much :hug:

PennyThePenguin
02-14-2005, 03:10 PM
always glad to help a fellow -erer

MissFairy
02-14-2005, 03:38 PM
awww kell :hug: you rock, thankyou, i love it! yummm cookies, i realy could do with one right about now...

MissFairy
02-14-2005, 03:47 PM
ooo a chickyduck cookie in honour of our andy making the SAP open title his, eat up kell :)

Ismene
02-14-2005, 04:03 PM
Good grief. This board is a veritable nest of temptations!

This is the first time in my life that I've had a yearning to eat duck-shaped cookies covered with an inch-thick layer of chocolate. In bed. ;) Either I've been missing out on much, or I've been corrupted by the atmosphere here. I'm not quite sure which is the case...

L2

MissFairy
02-14-2005, 04:04 PM
:lol: not a bad idea, you will go eat ducky cookies IN BED :p

oh and i just wanted to know, any advice on this hair case?

MissFairy
02-14-2005, 04:06 PM
Good grief. This board is a veritable nest of temptations!

This is the first time in my life that I've had a yearning to eat duck-shaped cookies covered with an inch-thick layer of chocolate. In bed. ;) Either I've been missing out on much, or I've been corrupted by the atmosphere here. I'm not quite sure which is the case...

L2
corrupted? by us? :angel: no way!
ducky cookies have always been tempted, maybe i should throw in some hippo-shaped ones too eh? i wonder how thatd go down...

Ismene
02-14-2005, 04:08 PM
Well, I don't know... would they be life-size?

L2

MissFairy
02-14-2005, 04:12 PM
:lol: yeah not only life size leena, but real...in actual fact not even cookies just marat with sugar on top ;) want some?

zoltan83
02-14-2005, 11:24 PM
cookie av are nice Kellie :yeah: :lol:

blosson
02-14-2005, 11:52 PM
so, let's go back to the hair thing...

35) what's wrong with this picture and how can he improve? Where are the hairdressers?

Tytta!.
02-15-2005, 12:13 AM
:haha: this pic is :sobbing:

snaillyyy
02-15-2005, 02:08 AM
this is something we should never see in a mans hair! :eek:

Golfnduck
02-15-2005, 02:13 AM
LMFAO!!!!!! :eek: :sobbing:

Tytta!.
02-15-2005, 02:58 AM
:bolt:

MissFairy
02-15-2005, 11:19 AM
i think personally kell, amanderer, correct me im wrong, that hewitts hair is in a bit of a state :o
not my think at all, so heres my suggestion, ditch the blonde locks and go dark like this lassy...
i think itll look rather fetching i think, he doesnt have the booty tho :angel:

PennyThePenguin
02-15-2005, 12:00 PM
corrupted? by us? :angel: no way!
ducky cookies have always been tempted, maybe i should throw in some hippo-shaped ones too eh? i wonder how thatd go down...

did someone say HIPPO? :drool:

blosson
02-15-2005, 11:56 PM
...more hair....

spiky lil' rogi

MisterQ
02-16-2005, 12:12 AM
What do you guys charge for a haircutterer? ;) I need a trim, but NOT TOO SHORT! (sorry, past experience tells me I need to make that very clear).

martirogi
02-16-2005, 12:13 AM
can you help with an ordinary persons hair. i have long hair and just bought conditioner cuz mardy fish told me to. how often do i have to use it? i tried it today and it made my hair less tangly which apparently is its purpose. who knew :shrug:

blosson
02-17-2005, 06:34 PM
2. Braids will look very charming if your name is tommy



What if your name is Guga??

Tytta!.
02-17-2005, 06:37 PM
:sobbing:

blosson
02-17-2005, 06:40 PM
yeah, that's my feeling too. I can't even remember Guga with that hair. It look like he's playing Wimbledon or Queens and I still don't remember that hair disaster...

Tytta!.
02-17-2005, 06:43 PM
Wimbledon 2004 ;)


Guga :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2:

Carito_90
02-17-2005, 09:25 PM
- If you're from Brazil and your name is Guga, don't, I repeat, DON'T cut your hair a la Andy/Mardy, aka buzz haircut. That's just wrong. A nice longish curly hair will look nice on you ;)

- If your last name is Massu, nevermind, you'll never look good even if we give you our superer duperer coolerer hair advices, Sorry.


Um that's all (:

Tytta!.
02-17-2005, 10:25 PM
:sobbing: Caro!!!!

J. Corwin
02-18-2005, 06:27 AM
Just in case this pic hasn't been posted already...ENJOY! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/1jackson2001/icon_mrgreen.gif

http://image.excite.it/www/olimpiadi/foto/federer/6big.jpg

Tytta!.
02-18-2005, 12:09 PM
:hearts: :hearts:

blosson
02-18-2005, 02:04 PM
Just in case this pic hasn't been posted already...ENJOY! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/1jackson2001/icon_mrgreen.gif

http://image.excite.it/www/olimpiadi/foto/federer/6big.jpg

I have a little niece who wears her hair just like this. :D

blosson
02-18-2005, 02:06 PM
Wimbledon 2004 ;)


Guga :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2:


Oh well, i didn't know it was that recent. I hope he comes back with his trademark CAULIFLOWER fluffy head in RG.

:wavey:

Tytta!.
02-18-2005, 02:08 PM
I miss him :crying2: I wanna see that one handed backhand down the line :D

PennyThePenguin
02-18-2005, 02:11 PM
geesh melon..don't u like have rotterdam on tv?

Tytta!.
02-18-2005, 02:36 PM
Yes I do, why?

PennyThePenguin
02-18-2005, 02:39 PM
so u'll see him DUH!!! and that bh!

Tytta!.
02-18-2005, 02:49 PM
I'm talking about Guga LMFAO

blosson
02-18-2005, 06:07 PM
I miss him :crying2: I wanna see that one handed backhand down the line :D

Me too. I miss his grunting...
and the backhand...Andy could learn some tricks from Guga.

MissFairy
02-18-2005, 10:50 PM
ohhh GUGAAAAA, i heart him, i miss him too :sad: tennis isnt really the same without him in main draws

Tytta!.
02-18-2005, 10:55 PM
Same here :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2:

MissFairy
02-18-2005, 10:57 PM
awww Renaterer :hug: dont worry hunny, he'll come back back, healthy and strong again soon. then we can once more marvel at that backhand :hearts: and his sweet sweet personality :)

heya
02-18-2005, 11:02 PM
:hearts: French Open with Guga :yeah:

MissFairy
02-18-2005, 11:05 PM
uh huh heya, thats what im living for...if he could make a god showing in RG 05...:)

and back to the hair thing just briefly...:eek: i have no words

http://courtcentral.fr/fr/tennis/images/fiches/gineprirobby.jpg

Tytta!.
02-18-2005, 11:20 PM
I think I'd really freak out if he could win RG this year :lol:

blosson
02-18-2005, 11:23 PM
I'm sure he wants one more. One more...

zoltan83
02-18-2005, 11:53 PM
Guga :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2: :crying2:
I miss him too :sad:

blosson
02-19-2005, 12:28 AM
Going back to the hair subject...the hairiest man in tennis history...watch out, close your eyes if you are sensitive!

where are the hairdressers? They haven't given any tips anymore! :confused:

PennyThePenguin
02-19-2005, 12:43 AM
I'm talking about Guga LMFAO

:o :o :o :o :o

superpinkone37
02-19-2005, 01:36 AM
Guga....aww I miss him

sol
02-19-2005, 01:42 AM
Guga is on the crowd with Meligeni, watching the semi final match Nadal vs Mello. :yeah:

I'm missing him too! :sad:

snaillyyy
02-19-2005, 02:54 AM
awwwww I am ready to see him back in action again, I miss him too

Golfnduck
02-19-2005, 03:37 AM
I can't wait to see Guga play again. It would be great if he made a strong comeback.

Tytta!.
02-19-2005, 11:48 AM
He's going to come back in the first week of April :banana: :banana: :banana:

MissFairy
02-19-2005, 12:37 PM
renaterer dont feel bad, i dont want you to...so i dug up this beauty of your favourite sexaaay man...gravity-defying hair, just the way you like him ;)

Tytta!.
02-19-2005, 01:03 PM
gravity-defying hair :lol:

:hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts: :hearts:

blosson
02-19-2005, 01:05 PM
helicopter hair!!

Tytta!.
02-19-2005, 01:10 PM
:lol: :hearts:

superpinkone37
02-21-2005, 12:58 AM
amanda!! youre back!! you didnt even tell me you were leaving, and I didn't even know until yesterday when mani told me lol.

PennyThePenguin
02-21-2005, 01:26 AM
horrible manda....and here i wqas wondetring where u had got to :p

andyroxmysox12191
02-21-2005, 01:50 AM
MANDA!!!! Get online!!!! :fiery: :ras:

J. Corwin
02-22-2005, 06:09 AM
I'm not an expert on hair but damn I had to post this pic! :devil:

http://killingmylobster.com/albums/goooaal/tennis_schliffenberg_s_long_flowing_hair_copy.jpg

Something hair should NOT be like! :silly:

superpinkone37
02-22-2005, 06:11 AM
Um. Ew. I think that pic needed a warning, Jace :p.
But ew. And no, hair should NOT be like that. Ew.

J. Corwin
03-06-2005, 09:02 PM
I think something can be said about this hair ;)

http://67.19.129.138/mtf/customavatars/avatar9984_22.gif


Or is it blasphemy to criticize Lord Carlos hair :angel:

Tytta!.
03-06-2005, 09:14 PM
Riiiiiight!

J. Corwin
03-06-2005, 09:15 PM
Now I'm seeing double. :eek: :silly:

A true Lord is forgiving. :angel:

J. Corwin
03-20-2005, 11:09 AM
Someone talk about my otter hair?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/1jackson2001/otterhairlol.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v98/1jackson2001/otterhair.jpg

Alright gimme some tips. ;)

blosson
03-21-2005, 01:39 AM
huh, forgot about the Kell's hair thread and posted these elsewhere. I been playing with Pandy's hair...



http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=1389518&postcount=448

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=1389512&postcount=447 :)

snaillyyy
03-21-2005, 02:56 AM
OMC LMFAO!!!!! Blossom....... I am now in the process of wiping diet coke off the computer, when will I learn not to drink while reading posts :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Tytta!.
03-21-2005, 02:23 PM
:rolls:

MissFairy
03-21-2005, 06:15 PM
BLOSSON :haha: :haha: andys worth it huh? :p and i thought his hair was good now :ras:

i know this guy isnt ATP, but he should be on hair merit alone...SHAKE IT BOY *dances*

http://home.cinci.rr.com/hurls/images/Photos/friends/luke_tennis98c.jpg

and er...WORK IT BOY!

http://www.malobe.com/images/poster-spoofs/tennis%20player.jpg

J. Corwin
11-12-2005, 08:05 AM
so many memories ;)

blosson
11-12-2005, 12:58 PM
sure it does,
http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=43787

Jennay
11-12-2005, 02:38 PM
7. Marat needs a haircut but he gets off the hook because he's marat
(and because i am in no mood to get picky over his hair when he is the
supplier of my boots).
LOL :tape: This was posted in February, it's now November, and he hasn't had a haircut. :haha: :tape:

PennyThePenguin
11-12-2005, 02:41 PM
LOL :tape: This was posted in February, it's now November, and he hasn't had a haircut. :haha: :tape:


:tape: :tape: bad memories... even worse present

MissFairy
11-12-2005, 02:42 PM
Sometimes it also looks like he hasn't washed it since then either.

WASH & CUT, DUDE. WASH AND CUT.

PennyThePenguin
11-12-2005, 02:45 PM
wash, cut and shave!!!!! WASH CUT SHAVE!!!

MissFairy
11-12-2005, 02:49 PM
Hahaha i missed out shave. Eep. I haven't seen his mug for a while though, the mane keeps it out of view too well.

But yes, be a dear and shave too, Marat.

PennyThePenguin
11-12-2005, 02:59 PM
:D better listen to the fairy marat....they can have some nasty tricks hidden in their wands

MissFairy
11-12-2005, 03:02 PM
Damn right! If you don't do as i please, i shall set a pack of penguins on you. Watch out. Penny's about.

Pack? Gaggle? Flock? :lol:

PennyThePenguin
11-12-2005, 03:06 PM
creche? though creche sounds nice and fuzzy and cute...

if u're thinking violent..pack might be better

MissFairy
11-12-2005, 03:17 PM
Violent may be the way to go.

Creche sounds like the penguins are going to cuddle him, not strip him. Of hair, of course.

Carito_90
11-12-2005, 09:59 PM
Rafa cut his hair. Kill me.

Must've been that bitchy girlfriend of his :ras:

williaer
11-12-2005, 10:37 PM
kell,
you did not just say that.

PennyThePenguin
11-13-2005, 12:35 AM
Rafa cut his hair. Kill me.

Must've been that bitchy girlfriend of his :ras:

marat needs to learn a thing or two from rafa.....

in the cutting hair department

Volcanic Tennis
11-13-2005, 01:08 AM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051112/capt.xhg10411121012.china_masters_cup_xhg104.jpg
thank you rafael for cutting your hair. you almost look like a boy now.


Andy should be in that picture. See how David's kinda there but like, looking into space? :P

PennyThePenguin
11-13-2005, 01:19 AM
coria too :mad:

Noelle
11-15-2005, 02:04 PM
http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20051112/capt.xhg10411121012.china_masters_cup_xhg104.jpg
thank you rafael for cutting your hair. you almost look like a boy now.
Three out of eight players in that picture do not have hair. :ras:

PennyThePenguin
11-15-2005, 02:29 PM
kolya has hair....just not a lot ;)

surfpinky
05-05-2006, 06:03 AM
no?

surfpinky
05-05-2006, 06:05 AM
I'm bored

Deboogle!.
05-05-2006, 06:12 AM
I never would have guessed |:!

surfpinky
05-05-2006, 06:19 AM
hee hee hee hee

J. Corwin
05-05-2006, 07:44 AM
I had forgotten about this thread....good times. (:

J. Corwin
05-05-2006, 07:45 AM
I'm bored

Horizontal bitch twincest. |:

J. Corwin
08-20-2006, 07:57 AM
http://img438.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scanga3.jpg

Amanda, regarding Marcos: "I might have to divorce him now."