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Marat STILL the party boy

drf716
02-07-2005, 04:11 AM
http://menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=1182057#post1182057

http://www.kp.ru/daily/23455.5/36544/

can anybody please shed some light? is wrong to say POOR DASHA? :devil: http://www.kp.ru/daily/23455.5/36544/

*Viva Chile*
02-07-2005, 04:19 AM
http://menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=1182057#post1182057

http://www.kp.ru/daily/23455.5/36544/

can anybody please shed some light? is wrong to say POOR DASHA? :devil: http://www.kp.ru/daily/23455.5/36544/

Yes, poor Dasha, but Marat is a celebrity in Russia... and the gossip tabloids always want to perjudicate him

drf716
02-07-2005, 04:43 AM
Идет Mapat!

вы делаете, я поддерживаю вас! hehehe!

Leena
02-07-2005, 04:44 AM
It looks like Dasha is about to throw up.

But, that's probably her routine.

maratski
02-07-2005, 08:40 AM
Since it's posted in GM I might as well confess. I'm the blonde kissing Marat! :o

Foxy Smile
02-07-2005, 08:44 AM
Since it's posted in GM I might as well confess. I'm the blonde kissing Marat! :o

:haha: :haha: :haha:
Oh Maratski, not again... :)
you were Dasha week ago

maratski
02-07-2005, 08:56 AM
I'm Dasha, the blonde, Sylvia, Julie and Katya in one. Marat's never bored with me!

Gonzo Hates Me!
02-07-2005, 09:04 AM
Dasha is the hottest tennis girlfriend ever!!

nothing wrong with partying and kissing other people!

EternalFlame
02-07-2005, 09:24 AM
Nope, not poor Dasha. That blonde probably has nothing to do with Marat. It is just a normal kiss from the cheek...
Maratski, please confirm me..;)

maratski
02-07-2005, 09:37 AM
Nope, not poor Dasha. That blonde probably has nothing to do with Marat. It is just a normal kiss from the cheek...
Maratski, please confirm me..;)

Dasha get's the tongue action, the others get the cheek. :)

Bibir
02-07-2005, 10:02 AM
I can't comment as I was not there...unfortunatly :shrug:

But I don't see your point Drf ? ....Marat forum was not enough for you?

Kp is such a reliable source. :)

maratski
02-07-2005, 10:40 AM
http://menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=1182057#post1182057

http://www.kp.ru/daily/23455.5/36544/

can anybody please shed some light? is wrong to say POOR DASHA? :devil: http://www.kp.ru/daily/23455.5/36544/

I can shed some light for you. :)

Marat went to Spain when he was 14. He was very lonely there and wanted to be with a Spanish lady. I turned myself into a nice woman (older then him) and stayed that way for more then four years.

http://www.theguyfromrussia.com/photogal/silvia4.gif

He got bored with the Spanish version of me so we "broke up". I didn't know what to offer him after the Spanish version of me so I came up with nipple gate. Not creative, but I was desperate.

http://www.theguyfromrussia.com/photogal/threeblondes.gif

He didn't like nipple gate anymore after losing the AO final so when RG came around I turned myself into a nice French woman "named" Julie. He liked this version of me till the USO 2002. Attempts to get his attention during Bercy failed btw.

http://www.theguyfromrussia.com/photogal/julie1.gif

Marat enjoyed the single life and just partied along with various versions of me.

http://www.theguyfromrussia.com/photogal2/ugmo.jpg

http://www.theguyfromrussia.com/photogal2/tennis030115b.jpg

http://www.theguyfromrussia.com/photogal2/ugmo2.jpg

Even a transvestite version for Marat. I do so much for him out of love!

http://www.theguyfromrussia.com/photogal/titsaman!.gif

In 2003 Marat was STILL bored after all this and I decided to change myself again. Marat has matured and I had to be mature too. I chose for a sophisticated, classy, pretty version of me "called" Dasha. Marat loved it right away!

http://www.theguyfromrussia.com/photogal3/dasha2.jpg

http://www.theguyfromrussia.com/photogal3/dasha.jpg

From time to time he acts a tiny bit immature and pics like those in this thread appear in the papers. I can guarantee you it was just one night of fun and I'm back to looking like Dasha again.

I can't tell you when Marat will get bored by the Dasha version of me, but in case it happens the next woman will look like

........

Nah I'm not going to show you!


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:o :o :o

maratski
02-07-2005, 10:41 AM
Please vote for me in the biggest lunatic poll when it'll be created!

PennyThePenguin
02-07-2005, 11:19 AM
Please vote for me in the biggest lunatic poll when it'll be created!

LMAO!!!! :haha: :haha: :haha: i'd say that was almost NORMAL for you ;) :devil:

Nikki♥
02-07-2005, 01:45 PM
There is nothing wrong with having an open relationship.

Nikki♥
02-07-2005, 01:46 PM
Please vote for me in the biggest lunatic poll when it'll be created!

I´m really starting to believe your story.

PennyThePenguin
02-07-2005, 01:56 PM
of course u shouold believe it nicole......;) don't u think that sounds really logical?

paige
02-07-2005, 07:12 PM
I´m really starting to believe your story.

It's better than most movies.
I really enjoyed that. I can't wait to see what the next form will be.
Well at least Dasha has the kangaroo to hold on to...

Geniey2g
02-07-2005, 07:56 PM
LOL @ maratski; you should consider writing soaps!! :laugh:

blosson
02-07-2005, 08:46 PM
Please vote for me in the biggest lunatic poll when it'll be created!

YOU ARE A CAMELLION. YOU'VE GOT MORE FACES THAN MADONNA AND MICHAEL JACKSON PUT TOGETHER! :wavey:

Gonzo Hates Me!
02-07-2005, 09:14 PM
maratski, i dunno what the hell you're talking about! but the use of pictures is always welcome! thumbs up

maratski
02-07-2005, 09:16 PM
Can't you read, I am a million women in one. I change to whatever Marat pleases. :)

loner1984
02-07-2005, 10:05 PM
U speak russian DRF716? Did you learn it in the Philippines?

Bibir
02-07-2005, 10:15 PM
Can't you read, I am a million women in one. I change to whatever Marat pleases. :)
WARNING: Being too open minded can lead to brains falling out! :p

...maybe it's too late! :eek:

PennyThePenguin
02-08-2005, 12:02 AM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

maratski
02-08-2005, 07:52 AM
:haha:

Nikki♥
02-08-2005, 08:13 AM
WARNING: Being too open minded can lead to brains falling out! :p

...maybe it's too late! :eek:

But when you are too narrow minded it is also no good thing. :o

Hagar
02-08-2005, 08:52 AM
Jezus, people, I don't see anything shocking on these pics. He's having a good time. So what? Wouldn't you if you just won your second Grand Slam and a bunch of dollars?

Bibir
02-08-2005, 09:28 AM
But when you are too narrow minded it is also no good thing. :o
of course. :)

...But Ilhame is a smart girl :hug:...I don't want her to look like a retarded cheerleader because of Marat. :sad:

;)

Mrs. B
02-08-2005, 09:40 AM
Please vote for me in the biggest lunatic poll when it'll be created!

:haha: i'll just vote for you as the poster with the most multiple personalities!

maratski
02-08-2005, 12:38 PM
of course. :)

...But Ilhame is a smart girl :hug:...I don't want her to look like a retarded cheerleader because of Marat. :sad:

;)

What if I want to look like a retarded cheerleader? :sad:

I already have pompons and an outfit. I'm just waiting for RG tickets.

;)

sigmagirl91
02-08-2005, 02:02 PM
Can't you read, I am a million women in one. I change to whatever Marat pleases. :)

Ilhame, I'm shocked. :eek:

maratski
02-08-2005, 02:07 PM
And you all thought I was nice and innocent....

WRONG!!!! :devil:

Bibir
02-08-2005, 02:23 PM
And you all thought I was nice and innocent....

WRONG!!!! :devil:
I just thought about something funny! you :devil: and me :drool: at Benny Berthet. :lol:

Please...someone can call 911!!!!!

maratski
02-08-2005, 02:27 PM
:haha:

We're totally gonna kick ass! Speaking of ass, it's time to get autographed bodyparts.....:devil:

Who do you think will be first in line? ;)

mitalidas
02-08-2005, 09:41 PM
okay, no flames please....am not a member of the WTA forum, but wanted to post this somewhere.... cuz its quite funny

Alleged Kournikova Stalker Busted
A homeless man has been charged with stalking and burglary after swimming nude across Florida's Biscayne Bay searching for tennis star Anna Kournikova's home, according to police.

William Lepeska, 40, was arrested Jan. 30 in Miami Beach after he allegedly swam 200 yards in a hunt for Kournikova's $5 million waterfront home, the Associated Press reports. The man was arrested after he got out of the water and ended up in a neighbor's pool area three houses down.

Police say Lepeska screamed, "Anna! Save me!" as he was taken away. Lepeska, who has "Anna" tattooed on his right arm, became belligerent at the police station and was subdued with pepper spray and a baton, police tell AP. He faces additional charges including aggravated battery, battery on a law enforcement officer, and resisting arrest with violence.

Lepeska allegedly sent many letters and e-mails to Kournikova, and "made several alarming statements" that indicated he believed the tennis star was expecting him, according to police. A publicist for Kournikova said the incident "had caused Anna to be very concerned and fearful for her safety."

He also was charged with exposing himself in the presence of a child after the young daughter of another neighbor saw Lepeska laying in a "very lewd manner" by the pool.

A Miami-Dade County Court judge issued a restraining order against Lepeska, who is currently being held in lieu of $26,000 bail. He is due back in court Wednesday.

Smankyou
02-09-2005, 01:46 AM
haha gotta love them homeless.

Billabong
02-09-2005, 01:53 AM
OMG:lol:

Nimomunz
02-11-2005, 02:57 AM
She sure knows how to pick them! LMAO :D