Which Tennis player could date a pornstar as Capriati does in WTA?

Marat for sure (maybe he did already).... Stepanek ? :devil:

Dale DeBone :rolleyes: that sounds right up J Cap's alley...hope she had him tested.

That sounds like something Koubek would do...hes into the piercings and all.

Dale DeBone :rolleyes: that sounds right up J Cap's alley...hope she had him tested.

That sounds like something Koubek would do...hes into the piercings and all.
Dale DeBone, what a name, and when you see his movies' names.... Analgeddon 2 !! Excellent... Go Jenny, show the ATP the way to hype this game !! Do you think Mr DeBon will support Jen in Wimbledon ? The Queen would appreciate :o

To quote Leena...

Didn't Marat date "pornikova"?

I like the "i cream on jeanie" one, myself.

Andy

Pornikova isn't a pornstar yet. We're getting close to her stooping to that level, however.

Professional tennis players are far above porn stars. Jen is ugly, and a bitch, so she has to lower herself.

Most porn stars get into the business because they had a shitty childhood and it's the only way they can make a solid income. And most female ones are lesbians, too.

Pornikova isn't a pornstar yet. We're getting close to her stooping to that level, however.

Professional tennis players are far above porn stars. Jen is ugly, and a bitch, so she has to lower herself.

Most porn stars get into the business because they had a shitty childhood and it's the only way they can make a solid income. And most female ones are lesbians, too.


Jen isn't that bad looking. At least not as bad looking as Karatencheva, with her pinnochio nose.

Jen isn't that bad looking. At least not as bad looking as Karatencheva, with her pinnochio nose.
Sesil is 15.

We shouldn't be judging how she looks.

She was kinda hot when she was fit like 3 years ago

DeBone's pictures please?

DeBone's pictures please?

Of the guy or 'Da bone?'

Of the guy or 'Da bone?'

:lol:

I wish I had known you earlier

DaleDabone.jpeg

There you go

Pornikova isn't a pornstar yet. We're getting close to her stooping to that level, however

Nah-ah, no you deeee'nt!

Anna has simply out-grown tennis, decamping for Hollywood's glamour and glory. She sees herself as combining Meryl Streep's acting chops with Angelina Jolie's weird beauty and Julia Robert's (former) box-office pull. All bow before the Goddess! :D


Professional tennis players are far above porn stars. Jen is ugly, and a bitch, so she has to lower herself.

If Capriati is ugly, then what do you call Kuznetzova or Myskina? How about Larry Bird?

Most porn stars get into the business because they had a shitty childhood and it's the only way they can make a solid income. And most female ones are lesbians, too

Don't you dare dissing porn people. Boogie Nights is easily one of the better films of the 90's, and in many some ways even surpasses Robert Altman's Nashville. Girlie.










....

Andy
i agree. either him or philippoussis

what is Da Bone's real name?

Nah-ah, no you deeee'nt!

Anna has simply out-grown tennis, decamping for Hollywood's glamour and glory. She sees herself as combining Meryl Streep's acting chops with Angelina Jolie's weird beauty and Julia Robert's (former) box-office pull. All bow before the Goddess!

1) Angelina Jolie's beauty isn't weird... she's flat out perfectly gorgeous.

2) How has she outgrown tennis? What is she doing now? Fucking Enrique in public places, and showing her poon?

If Capriati is ugly, then what do you call Kuznetzova or Myskina? How about Larry Bird?

Sweta and Bird are also ugly. Myskina isn't that bad... she's at least got a nice body, for those who go for the skinny, small-chested type.

Don't you dare dissing porn people. Boogie Nights is easily one of the better films of the 90's, and in many some ways even surpasses Robert Altman's Nashville. Girlie.

I'm not dissing the porn business... I'm technically in it myself. That's the sad reality of the porn business though... most girls who get in it, basically see it as their only option of life.

Sesil is 15.

We shouldn't be judging how she looks.


But I will.

Angelina is the bitch!!! She is the most beautiful female on the planet. She works for the UN and is always helping refugees. She is above the hollywood bs! She gives her money and her time to people that most of the world could care less about.

In my book that deserves praise.

Angelina's ever-expanding lips scare me.

1) Angelina Jolie's beauty isn't weird... she's flat out perfectly gorgeous.
2) How has she outgrown tennis? What is she doing now? Fucking Enrique in public places, and showing her poon?




1) Her beauty is not quite the Aryan ideal of, say, Sharon Stone circa BI or the Charlize Theron mousy blond types. Personally I immensely prefer Angelina (then again, I also really like Aishwarya Rai and Angela Basset in her younger days, so I am strange that way), but many consider her beauty 'unconventional' - probably including Kournikova, who's always threatened by better looking women.

2) Sarcasm. Do a better job of detecting it in the future, Lenochka.

I'm not dissing the porn business... I'm technically in it myself.

How so? A stripper? Ashley Simpson impersonator?

Dale DeBone :rolleyes: that sounds right up J Cap's alley...

An unfortunate turn of phrase there... ;) :lol:

Vince Spadea if the rumors are to be believed.

if anyone, I say Vince Spadea

2) Sarcasm. Do a better job of detecting it in the future, Lenochka.

Sorry, I'm not used to Anna being spoken of sarcastically like that.

She still has many, many fans that think she's coming back. :p

I like Capriati as a player for the most part, though she's choked far too much.

She isn't too bad looking, but she needs to shave her back.

It's sad that evolution hasn't yet removed all hair from women besides on top and on bottom.

I like Capriati as a player for the most part, though she's choked far too much.

She isn't too bad looking, but she needs to shave her back.

It's sad that evolution hasn't yet removed all hair from women besides on top and on bottom.


:tape:

:confused: :confused: You don't agree? :eek:

The so-called "dirtballers" should naturally be interested in this kind of girls... :devil:

She was kinda hot when she was fit like 3 years ago

so says you.

Jenny is bad, bad to DeBone's, :music: :music: :banana: bad, bad to DeBone's....

Pfffff...Capriati gets all the experienced porn stars and poor little old me has to deal with the unexperienced baby faces.

I think that Andy could date a porn star.

Andre Agassi in his younger years was alleged with Jeanna Fine for a short time.

Will Capriati ruin that guy's career like she did to Malisse? :confused:

how? by cutting off his penis?

how? by cutting off his penis?

That's an option of course, or maybe he won't be able to get it up, after seeing the Capster naked.

Andre Agassi in his younger years was alleged with Jeanna Fine for a short time.
You're kidding !! Andre is really THE MAN !! :worship: :worship:

You're kidding !! Andre is really THE MAN !! :worship: :worship:

I have no reason to make up something like that, and at the same time it's one of the better things he has done.

That's an option of course, or maybe he won't be able to get it up, after seeing the Capster naked.

Maybe naked Cappy is not that bad to look at. Unless she´s got deposits of dimpled fat on her thighs and buttocks a.k.a. cellulite. :bolt:

dressed cappy is bad to look at. don't want to even think about naked cappy.

dressed cappy is bad to look at. don't want to even think about naked cappy.

Poor girl. :sad: But when you look at her you can actually tell what a passion for Micky D´s leads to.

when I look at her I can actually tell what a passion for hot dogs leads to.

I like Capriati as a player for the most part, though she's choked far too much.

She isn't too bad looking, but she needs to shave her back.

It's sad that evolution hasn't yet removed all hair from women besides on top and on bottom.

Should we call her Jenni Fur Capriati then?

how? by cutting off his penis?

By wearing the pants in that relationship?

dressed cappy is bad to look at. don't want to even think about naked cappy.

I've seen videos of her training for the USO a few years ago. She wore a hotpants and a skimpy top. Commentators were so scared they were afraid to say something out of line on tv. :o

when I look at her I can actually tell what a passion for hot dogs leads to.

OMFG :lol:

I'm laughing so hard it makes me feel guilty... :o

I've seen videos of her training for the USO a few years ago. She wore a hotpants and a skimpy top. Commentators were so scared they were afraid to say something out of line on tv. :o

Like this picture.

http://cameltoe.bolt.com/images/capriati.jpg

Just running through one of the German Tennis Magazin issues... A large article about 14-year old Baby-Jenni... She looks quite nice back then, ages ago, burgers ago.... If that is what sports make out of people I am going to cut down my tennis to minimum.

actually at 14 or 15 she could eat 20 hot dogs a day.

when I look at her I can actually tell what a passion for hot dogs leads to.

that and cream filled cannolis

:scared:

Go the cameltoe.

that and cream filled cannolis

:hug:

I'm so glad you're here!

:wavey: Rogiman :hug:

Dale DeBone

Does anyone of you has a picture of that guy? :confused:

DaleDabone.jpeg

There you go


Okay, have seen him! Not a hot guy! :rolleyes: My Jen deserves someone better! :p

Mat Perry was much better despite his yoyo weight problems (did she really date him ?). However, some future tennis-related movies can be envisioned by DeBone, where Jenny could have a little role maybe, like:
Orgy in the coach box
Penis academy (1,2,3...)
DeBon eats some grass in Wimbeldon
DeBon and the Dirtballers
Give me your balls I'll make the swing
Etc. etc. :devil:

Mat Perry was much better despite his yoyo weight problems (did she really date him ?). However, some future tennis-related movies can be envisioned by DeBone, where Jenny could have a little role maybe, like:
Orgy in the coach box
Penis academy (1,2,3...)
DeBon eats some grass in Wimbeldon
DeBon and the Dirtballers
Give me your balls I'll make the swing
Etc. etc. :devil:
:yeah:

Do you think she'll blow him off the court using her double-hander? :confused:

when I look at her I can actually tell what a passion for hot dogs leads to.

DeBon´s hot dog, you mean?

this thread is digressing by the second...capriati see what you've started!!

On second thought, Dale might want to have HER tested.

Most of you in this thread = :retard:

Hate Capriati in WTAworld not here :rolleyes:

On second thought, Dale might want to have HER tested.
It took you a day to get this conclusion... given the resume of Jenny AND this guy, they should BOTH be tested.
In what way this relationship will influence her game ? Less stamina, more agressiveness ? Maybe better in doubles and a few slams in mixed-doubles ? Who knows ?
Dale Debone, you're about to change the face of this game... I think I'm gonna rent "Analgeddon 2" this week-end, as I want to have a real deep knowledge of tennis world... ;)

Most of you in this thread = :retard:

Hate Capriati in WTAworld not here :rolleyes:

Thank you, you are so right! Jen is the best! :hug:

Dale DeBone :tape: What a name

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Jesus!
That ain't a woman - it's a man, man! :eek:

I don't know who I feel more sorry for, Jennifer or Dale.

what's wrong with MTF lately?

few weeks ago the question would have been ''Which Tennis player could be a pornstar?''

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Drag queen???

It's impressive to see the traffic on a thread when the word "pornstar" is in the title... naughty people !! ;)

i might be wrong but i think sampras is married to an ex-pornstar :scratch:
Maybe only gossip??? I don't know actually!

This thread is great!

i might be wrong but i think sampras is married to an ex-pornstar :scratch:
Maybe only gossip??? I don't know actually!

Sorry i quote myself but........ Have you ever heard about this?

Sorry i quote myself but........ Have you ever heard about this?
No porn-related activity in Bridgette Wilson-Sampras bio (I like the mention "after Pete lost the French Open", he lost it many times... :devil: ) :
Bridgette Wilson is stunningly beautiful. She quickly spalshed onto the Hollywood scene, sweeping up roles and a more-than-famous significant other (Pete Sampras).

Bridgette Wilson was raised in Oregon. She had her sights set on stardom early, and was awarded Miss Teen USA in 1990. But, she didn't want to earn her fame through modeling, and set out the next year for Hollywood, where she began acting classes as soon as she got into town.

As many, many celebs will painfully admit, Bridgette Wilson got her foot in the door through the soaps, landing a role on Santa Barbara. Luckily, she ducked out of soap operas and turned instead to the big screen. She landed the role of Arnold Schwarzenneger's daughter in Last Action Hero, a film that went on to decent box office success.

Her first significant role was in the Adam Sandler comedy Billy Madison. Needless to say, the film didn't garner much critical praise, but it did help to give Bridgette a world of exposure, as the film had a significant amount of success at the box office and enjoys a healthy 'video-rental' life even now.

A number of other roles followed, including Nixon and I Know What You Did Last Summer (unfortunately, she was killed very early on). She made a independent film Love Stinks, which was a very interesting film, that put Bridgette in the role of absolute superbitch.

In her 'spare' time, Bridgette is also an accomplished singer. She's quietly released two albums, "Gimme a Kiss" and "I Only Want to Be With You." She's also a fairly active humanitarian, working with MADD, American Oceans Campaign, and in support of AIDS prevention and treatment.

Unfortunately [guys], she's married. She hitched tennis legend Pete Sampras. The two got engaged right after Pete lost the French Open. She has taken his last name, becoming Bridgette Wilson-Sampras.

Besides the song and movie career, she is also an avid supported of MADD, American Oceans Campaign, and several AIDS organizations.

ohhhh! so i was wrong :shrug:
btw thanks for your reply

ohhhh! so i was wrong :shrug:
btw thanks for your reply
It would have surprised me on his behalf...
Qu'est-ce que tu en penses Julie ? ;)

and at the same time it's one of the better things he has done.
After the Career Grand Slam though... :rolls: :rolls:

I have no reason to make up something like that, and at the same time it's one of the better things he has done.

A cum dumpster extraordinaire is considered a "good thing" now?

Brooks Shields (albeit she was way past her nubile teenagedom prime by then)and the legendary Barbara Streisand I can understand, but Fine? Meh.

got her foot in the door through the soaps, landing a role on Santa Barbara. .

Oy, that shit was SO big where I am from in the early 90's.

That's an option of course, or maybe he won't be able to get it up, after seeing the Capster naked.
:tape: :tape: mean and cruel but funny.

A cum dumpster extraordinaire is considered a "good thing" now?

Brooks Shields (albeit she was way past her nubile teenagedom prime by then)and the legendary Barbara Streisand I can understand, but Fine? Meh.

Jeanna Fine is actually technically gifted in her chosen field. I never said she was da bomb or anything like that, but Agassi alegedly went there and if so then good for him.

Jan Michael Gambill......... only he'd go out with DaBone not Capriati.

here's one:

here's one:
OMG, my eyes are burning !!!! :eek:

I don't get how people think Jen's ugly. I guess everyone has different taste.....

http://www.ultimatenzsoccer.com/94c18900.jpg


http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20040907/capriati_79159.jpg

http://fafbenfica.punt.nl/upload/Jennifer_Capriati.jpg

http://homepages.ius.edu/LHOOKS/capriati.jpg

I can't believe some of the comments in here. Capriati is a hell of a lot better looking than almost every woman on the WTA. And she has a fantastic smile to go with it. Who gives a shit if she's not a stick. If you put Capriati's face on a skinny body and gave her long blonde hair, everyone would be saying how gorgeous she is. It seems to work for Paris Hilton who I think is not attractive at all.

Obviously not everyone has the same taste in looks, but you've got to be kidding me if you think people should choose a lover based on LOOKS. I think only about 5% of women look like Anna K. Everyone else just looks like the gal next door.

I still will never understand how people see Jen, who has THE best smile in the world, as ugly. Ugh.

If you put Capriati's face on a skinny body and gave her long blonde hair
LOL at this point you can change the whole package ! :devil:

i think capriati is very good looking. granted, she doesn't have the media's idea of a great body (the long , skinny type) but she has a very pretty face, eyes, smile.
she was even prettier when she was younger, now she has a somewhat jaded look to her

i say if da bone or da bone's bone makes her happy, go get da bone!

I can't believe some of the comments in here. Capriati is a hell of a lot better looking than almost every woman on the WTA. And she has a fantastic smile to go with it. Who gives a shit if she's not a stick. If you put Capriati's face on a skinny body and gave her long blonde hair, everyone would be saying how gorgeous she is. It seems to work for Paris Hilton who I think is not attractive at all.
My pet terrier is prettier than Paris Hilton

I don't know about other men, so I'll speak for myself:
I find her utterly unattractive, and no - I'm not all for skinny girls ,just my opinion.

That said, if I knew her in person and thought she was funny and intelligent my opinion could be totally different.

For the major part of this thread I was merely kidding, I do not expect female-posters to protest every time I'm being a chauvinistic pig, we (men) are in minority here, and you should treat us right if you don't want to end-up scratching each other's back! :devil:

I don't know about other men, so I'll speak for myself:
I find her utterly unattractive, and no - I'm not all for skinny girls ,just my opinion.

That said, if I knew her in person and thought she was funny and intelligent my opinion could be totally different.

For the major part of this thread I was merely kidding, I do not expect female-posters to protest every time I'm being a chauvinistic pig, we (men) are in minority here, and you should treat us right if you don't want to end-up scratching each other's back! :devil:

You don't like skinny girls like me :sad:

Sorry Jenny, that was bullshit, but thanks for the laugh anyway...

Porn star Dale "DeBone" Rutter told Tennis-X that, contrary to other reports, he was never dating Jennifer Capriati: "Jennifer and I are not dating. We met one time with a group of people and that was it. I can't believe where these stories come from. If it were just affecting me I really would not care. But this is so not fair to her. I'm sure she is not happy. Can we clear this up. I feel bad for Jennifer."... :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

we (men) are in minority here, and you should treat us right if you don't want to end-up scratching each other's back! :devil:

:haha: :haha: :rolleyes:
How d'you want us to treat you, master Rogi? :bowdown:

I don't know about other men, so I'll speak for myself:
I find her utterly unattractive, and no - I'm not all for skinny girls ,just my opinion.

That said, if I knew her in person and thought she was funny and intelligent my opinion could be totally different.

For the major part of this thread I was merely kidding, I do not expect female-posters to protest every time I'm being a chauvinistic pig, we (men) are in minority here, and you should treat us right if you don't want to end-up scratching each other's back! :devil:

This is sexist. I want to good rep you not sounding too shallow ....em.. this time. :D

Jeanna Fine is actually technically gifted in her chosen field. .


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HAHAHAHA!

I think only about 5% of women look like Anna K.

An'ya is not even that good-looking - cute, but not gorgeous. But she happens to be a high-profile athlete, a blond foreigner with a semi-rockin' bod, so she is automatically considered "beautiful".

Me? I like me some "fat, alien-looking" US softball player Jennie Finch. Gabbie Sabatini and Katarina Witt did it for me as a wee lad. Also, I wouldn't mind a roll in the hay with Chris Evert and Steffi some day, but that's neither here nor there. :D

My pet terrier is prettier than Paris Hilton

I bet it´s also prettier than Tinkerbell. :o Paris´ dog is not a dog, it´s a little, spoiled rat.

Paris' dog is like a fucking accesory.... it matches all har oufits. how can you like such an ugly specimen...... :(