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Which Tennis player could date a pornstar as Capriati does in WTA?

TheMightyFed
02-03-2005, 11:03 PM
Marat for sure (maybe he did already).... Stepanek ? :devil:

SwissMister1
02-03-2005, 11:09 PM
Dale DeBone :rolleyes: that sounds right up J Cap's alley...hope she had him tested.

That sounds like something Koubek would do...hes into the piercings and all.

TheMightyFed
02-03-2005, 11:14 PM
Dale DeBone :rolleyes: that sounds right up J Cap's alley...hope she had him tested.

That sounds like something Koubek would do...hes into the piercings and all.
Dale DeBone, what a name, and when you see his movies' names.... Analgeddon 2 !! Excellent... Go Jenny, show the ATP the way to hype this game !! Do you think Mr DeBon will support Jen in Wimbledon ? The Queen would appreciate :o

LiZpHaIr
02-03-2005, 11:17 PM
To quote Leena...

Didn't Marat date "pornikova"?

SwissMister1
02-03-2005, 11:28 PM
I like the "i cream on jeanie" one, myself.

tennisman.
02-03-2005, 11:31 PM
Andy

Leena
02-03-2005, 11:35 PM
Pornikova isn't a pornstar yet. We're getting close to her stooping to that level, however.

Professional tennis players are far above porn stars. Jen is ugly, and a bitch, so she has to lower herself.

Most porn stars get into the business because they had a shitty childhood and it's the only way they can make a solid income. And most female ones are lesbians, too.

LiZpHaIr
02-03-2005, 11:44 PM
Pornikova isn't a pornstar yet. We're getting close to her stooping to that level, however.

Professional tennis players are far above porn stars. Jen is ugly, and a bitch, so she has to lower herself.

Most porn stars get into the business because they had a shitty childhood and it's the only way they can make a solid income. And most female ones are lesbians, too.


Jen isn't that bad looking. At least not as bad looking as Karatencheva, with her pinnochio nose.

Leena
02-03-2005, 11:45 PM
Jen isn't that bad looking. At least not as bad looking as Karatencheva, with her pinnochio nose.
Sesil is 15.

We shouldn't be judging how she looks.

TennisLurker
02-03-2005, 11:45 PM
She was kinda hot when she was fit like 3 years ago

blosson
02-03-2005, 11:50 PM
DeBone's pictures please?

MissMoJo
02-04-2005, 12:05 AM
DeBone's pictures please?

Of the guy or 'Da bone?'

Rogiman
02-04-2005, 12:06 AM
Of the guy or 'Da bone?'

:lol:

I wish I had known you earlier

tennisman.
02-04-2005, 12:10 AM
DaleDabone.jpeg

There you go

AgassiFan
02-04-2005, 12:10 AM
Pornikova isn't a pornstar yet. We're getting close to her stooping to that level, however

Nah-ah, no you deeee'nt!

Anna has simply out-grown tennis, decamping for Hollywood's glamour and glory. She sees herself as combining Meryl Streep's acting chops with Angelina Jolie's weird beauty and Julia Robert's (former) box-office pull. All bow before the Goddess! :D


Professional tennis players are far above porn stars. Jen is ugly, and a bitch, so she has to lower herself.

If Capriati is ugly, then what do you call Kuznetzova or Myskina? How about Larry Bird?

Most porn stars get into the business because they had a shitty childhood and it's the only way they can make a solid income. And most female ones are lesbians, too

Don't you dare dissing porn people. Boogie Nights is easily one of the better films of the 90's, and in many some ways even surpasses Robert Altman's Nashville. Girlie.










....

PaulieM
02-04-2005, 12:16 AM
Andy
i agree. either him or philippoussis

mitalidas
02-04-2005, 12:30 AM
what is Da Bone's real name?

Leena
02-04-2005, 12:39 AM
Nah-ah, no you deeee'nt!

Anna has simply out-grown tennis, decamping for Hollywood's glamour and glory. She sees herself as combining Meryl Streep's acting chops with Angelina Jolie's weird beauty and Julia Robert's (former) box-office pull. All bow before the Goddess!

1) Angelina Jolie's beauty isn't weird... she's flat out perfectly gorgeous.

2) How has she outgrown tennis? What is she doing now? Fucking Enrique in public places, and showing her poon?

If Capriati is ugly, then what do you call Kuznetzova or Myskina? How about Larry Bird?

Sweta and Bird are also ugly. Myskina isn't that bad... she's at least got a nice body, for those who go for the skinny, small-chested type.

Don't you dare dissing porn people. Boogie Nights is easily one of the better films of the 90's, and in many some ways even surpasses Robert Altman's Nashville. Girlie.

I'm not dissing the porn business... I'm technically in it myself. That's the sad reality of the porn business though... most girls who get in it, basically see it as their only option of life.

LiZpHaIr
02-04-2005, 12:57 AM
Sesil is 15.

We shouldn't be judging how she looks.


But I will.

onewoman74
02-04-2005, 01:03 AM
Angelina is the bitch!!! She is the most beautiful female on the planet. She works for the UN and is always helping refugees. She is above the hollywood bs! She gives her money and her time to people that most of the world could care less about.

In my book that deserves praise.

LiZpHaIr
02-04-2005, 01:12 AM
Angelina's ever-expanding lips scare me.

AgassiFan
02-04-2005, 01:40 AM
1) Angelina Jolie's beauty isn't weird... she's flat out perfectly gorgeous.
2) How has she outgrown tennis? What is she doing now? Fucking Enrique in public places, and showing her poon?




1) Her beauty is not quite the Aryan ideal of, say, Sharon Stone circa BI or the Charlize Theron mousy blond types. Personally I immensely prefer Angelina (then again, I also really like Aishwarya Rai and Angela Basset in her younger days, so I am strange that way), but many consider her beauty 'unconventional' - probably including Kournikova, who's always threatened by better looking women.

2) Sarcasm. Do a better job of detecting it in the future, Lenochka.

I'm not dissing the porn business... I'm technically in it myself.

How so? A stripper? Ashley Simpson impersonator?

wipeout
02-04-2005, 02:23 AM
Dale DeBone :rolleyes: that sounds right up J Cap's alley...

An unfortunate turn of phrase there... ;) :lol:

tennischick
02-04-2005, 02:48 AM
Vince Spadea if the rumors are to be believed.

darnyelb
02-04-2005, 04:06 AM
if anyone, I say Vince Spadea

Leena
02-04-2005, 04:09 AM
2) Sarcasm. Do a better job of detecting it in the future, Lenochka.

Sorry, I'm not used to Anna being spoken of sarcastically like that.

She still has many, many fans that think she's coming back. :p

Coleburg83
02-04-2005, 06:04 AM
I like Capriati as a player for the most part, though she's choked far too much.

She isn't too bad looking, but she needs to shave her back.

It's sad that evolution hasn't yet removed all hair from women besides on top and on bottom.

LiZpHaIr
02-04-2005, 06:50 AM
I like Capriati as a player for the most part, though she's choked far too much.

She isn't too bad looking, but she needs to shave her back.

It's sad that evolution hasn't yet removed all hair from women besides on top and on bottom.


:tape:

Coleburg83
02-04-2005, 06:58 AM
:confused: :confused: You don't agree? :eek:

TheMightyFed
02-04-2005, 08:19 AM
The so-called "dirtballers" should naturally be interested in this kind of girls... :devil:

Riley Finn
02-04-2005, 08:31 AM
She was kinda hot when she was fit like 3 years ago

so says you.

motasek
02-04-2005, 09:11 AM
Jenny is bad, bad to DeBone's, :music: :music: :banana: bad, bad to DeBone's....

Nikki♥
02-04-2005, 09:28 AM
Pfffff...Capriati gets all the experienced porn stars and poor little old me has to deal with the unexperienced baby faces.

Adman
02-04-2005, 09:31 AM
I think that Andy could date a porn star.

Action Jackson
02-04-2005, 09:32 AM
Andre Agassi in his younger years was alleged with Jeanna Fine for a short time.

Rogiman
02-04-2005, 09:35 AM
Will Capriati ruin that guy's career like she did to Malisse? :confused:

Riley Finn
02-04-2005, 09:54 AM
how? by cutting off his penis?

Rogiman
02-04-2005, 11:06 AM
how? by cutting off his penis?

That's an option of course, or maybe he won't be able to get it up, after seeing the Capster naked.

TheMightyFed
02-04-2005, 11:07 AM
Andre Agassi in his younger years was alleged with Jeanna Fine for a short time.
You're kidding !! Andre is really THE MAN !! :worship: :worship:

Action Jackson
02-04-2005, 11:08 AM
You're kidding !! Andre is really THE MAN !! :worship: :worship:

I have no reason to make up something like that, and at the same time it's one of the better things he has done.

Nikki♥
02-04-2005, 11:11 AM
That's an option of course, or maybe he won't be able to get it up, after seeing the Capster naked.

Maybe naked Cappy is not that bad to look at. Unless sheīs got deposits of dimpled fat on her thighs and buttocks a.k.a. cellulite. :bolt:

Riley Finn
02-04-2005, 11:14 AM
dressed cappy is bad to look at. don't want to even think about naked cappy.

Nikki♥
02-04-2005, 11:18 AM
dressed cappy is bad to look at. don't want to even think about naked cappy.

Poor girl. :sad: But when you look at her you can actually tell what a passion for Micky Dīs leads to.

Riley Finn
02-04-2005, 11:25 AM
when I look at her I can actually tell what a passion for hot dogs leads to.

motasek
02-04-2005, 11:32 AM
I like Capriati as a player for the most part, though she's choked far too much.

She isn't too bad looking, but she needs to shave her back.

It's sad that evolution hasn't yet removed all hair from women besides on top and on bottom.

Should we call her Jenni Fur Capriati then?

maratski
02-04-2005, 11:37 AM
how? by cutting off his penis?

By wearing the pants in that relationship?

maratski
02-04-2005, 11:38 AM
dressed cappy is bad to look at. don't want to even think about naked cappy.

I've seen videos of her training for the USO a few years ago. She wore a hotpants and a skimpy top. Commentators were so scared they were afraid to say something out of line on tv. :o

Rogiman
02-04-2005, 11:49 AM
when I look at her I can actually tell what a passion for hot dogs leads to.

OMFG :lol:

I'm laughing so hard it makes me feel guilty... :o

Action Jackson
02-04-2005, 11:54 AM
I've seen videos of her training for the USO a few years ago. She wore a hotpants and a skimpy top. Commentators were so scared they were afraid to say something out of line on tv. :o

Like this picture.

http://cameltoe.bolt.com/images/capriati.jpg

motasek
02-04-2005, 12:00 PM
Just running through one of the German Tennis Magazin issues... A large article about 14-year old Baby-Jenni... She looks quite nice back then, ages ago, burgers ago.... If that is what sports make out of people I am going to cut down my tennis to minimum.

Riley Finn
02-04-2005, 12:03 PM
actually at 14 or 15 she could eat 20 hot dogs a day.

MissMoJo
02-04-2005, 12:04 PM
when I look at her I can actually tell what a passion for hot dogs leads to.

that and cream filled cannolis

Rogiman
02-04-2005, 12:05 PM
:scared:

Action Jackson
02-04-2005, 12:06 PM
Go the cameltoe.

Rogiman
02-04-2005, 12:06 PM
that and cream filled cannolis

:hug:

I'm so glad you're here!

MissMoJo
02-04-2005, 12:09 PM
:wavey: Rogiman :hug:

GermanBoy
02-04-2005, 12:58 PM
Dale DeBone

Does anyone of you has a picture of that guy? :confused:

GermanBoy
02-04-2005, 01:01 PM
DaleDabone.jpeg

There you go


Okay, have seen him! Not a hot guy! :rolleyes: My Jen deserves someone better! :p

TheMightyFed
02-04-2005, 01:17 PM
Mat Perry was much better despite his yoyo weight problems (did she really date him ?). However, some future tennis-related movies can be envisioned by DeBone, where Jenny could have a little role maybe, like:
Orgy in the coach box
Penis academy (1,2,3...)
DeBon eats some grass in Wimbeldon
DeBon and the Dirtballers
Give me your balls I'll make the swing
Etc. etc. :devil:

Rogiman
02-04-2005, 01:22 PM
Mat Perry was much better despite his yoyo weight problems (did she really date him ?). However, some future tennis-related movies can be envisioned by DeBone, where Jenny could have a little role maybe, like:
Orgy in the coach box
Penis academy (1,2,3...)
DeBon eats some grass in Wimbeldon
DeBon and the Dirtballers
Give me your balls I'll make the swing
Etc. etc. :devil:
:yeah:

Do you think she'll blow him off the court using her double-hander? :confused:

Nikki♥
02-04-2005, 01:43 PM
when I look at her I can actually tell what a passion for hot dogs leads to.

DeBonīs hot dog, you mean?

onewoman74
02-04-2005, 01:49 PM
this thread is digressing by the second...capriati see what you've started!!

SwissMister1
02-04-2005, 04:13 PM
On second thought, Dale might want to have HER tested.

RPH
02-04-2005, 04:20 PM
Most of you in this thread = :retard:

Hate Capriati in WTAworld not here :rolleyes:

TheMightyFed
02-04-2005, 04:22 PM
On second thought, Dale might want to have HER tested.
It took you a day to get this conclusion... given the resume of Jenny AND this guy, they should BOTH be tested.
In what way this relationship will influence her game ? Less stamina, more agressiveness ? Maybe better in doubles and a few slams in mixed-doubles ? Who knows ?
Dale Debone, you're about to change the face of this game... I think I'm gonna rent "Analgeddon 2" this week-end, as I want to have a real deep knowledge of tennis world... ;)

GermanBoy
02-04-2005, 04:28 PM
Most of you in this thread = :retard:

Hate Capriati in WTAworld not here :rolleyes:

Thank you, you are so right! Jen is the best! :hug:

CooCooCachoo
02-04-2005, 04:36 PM
Dale DeBone :tape: What a name

Foxy Smile
02-04-2005, 05:41 PM
No comments

Rogiman
02-04-2005, 06:02 PM
No comments

Jesus!
That ain't a woman - it's a man, man! :eek:

jole
02-04-2005, 06:23 PM
I don't know who I feel more sorry for, Jennifer or Dale.

Nacho
02-04-2005, 06:27 PM
what's wrong with MTF lately?

few weeks ago the question would have been ''Which Tennis player could be a pornstar?''

motasek
02-04-2005, 08:31 PM
No comments

Drag queen???

TheMightyFed
02-04-2005, 09:03 PM
It's impressive to see the traffic on a thread when the word "pornstar" is in the title... naughty people !! ;)

*julie*
02-04-2005, 09:05 PM
i might be wrong but i think sampras is married to an ex-pornstar :scratch:
Maybe only gossip??? I don't know actually!

Space Cowgirl
02-04-2005, 09:08 PM
This thread is great!

*julie*
02-04-2005, 09:24 PM
i might be wrong but i think sampras is married to an ex-pornstar :scratch:
Maybe only gossip??? I don't know actually!

Sorry i quote myself but........ Have you ever heard about this?

TheMightyFed
02-04-2005, 09:34 PM
Sorry i quote myself but........ Have you ever heard about this?
No porn-related activity in Bridgette Wilson-Sampras bio (I like the mention "after Pete lost the French Open", he lost it many times... :devil: ) :
Bridgette Wilson is stunningly beautiful. She quickly spalshed onto the Hollywood scene, sweeping up roles and a more-than-famous significant other (Pete Sampras).

Bridgette Wilson was raised in Oregon. She had her sights set on stardom early, and was awarded Miss Teen USA in 1990. But, she didn't want to earn her fame through modeling, and set out the next year for Hollywood, where she began acting classes as soon as she got into town.

As many, many celebs will painfully admit, Bridgette Wilson got her foot in the door through the soaps, landing a role on Santa Barbara. Luckily, she ducked out of soap operas and turned instead to the big screen. She landed the role of Arnold Schwarzenneger's daughter in Last Action Hero, a film that went on to decent box office success.

Her first significant role was in the Adam Sandler comedy Billy Madison. Needless to say, the film didn't garner much critical praise, but it did help to give Bridgette a world of exposure, as the film had a significant amount of success at the box office and enjoys a healthy 'video-rental' life even now.

A number of other roles followed, including Nixon and I Know What You Did Last Summer (unfortunately, she was killed very early on). She made a independent film Love Stinks, which was a very interesting film, that put Bridgette in the role of absolute superbitch.

In her 'spare' time, Bridgette is also an accomplished singer. She's quietly released two albums, "Gimme a Kiss" and "I Only Want to Be With You." She's also a fairly active humanitarian, working with MADD, American Oceans Campaign, and in support of AIDS prevention and treatment.

Unfortunately [guys], she's married. She hitched tennis legend Pete Sampras. The two got engaged right after Pete lost the French Open. She has taken his last name, becoming Bridgette Wilson-Sampras.

Besides the song and movie career, she is also an avid supported of MADD, American Oceans Campaign, and several AIDS organizations.

*julie*
02-04-2005, 09:41 PM
ohhhh! so i was wrong :shrug:
btw thanks for your reply

TheMightyFed
02-04-2005, 09:47 PM
ohhhh! so i was wrong :shrug:
btw thanks for your reply
It would have surprised me on his behalf...
Qu'est-ce que tu en penses Julie ? ;)

TheMightyFed
02-04-2005, 09:50 PM
and at the same time it's one of the better things he has done.
After the Career Grand Slam though... :rolls: :rolls:

AgassiFan
02-04-2005, 11:16 PM
I have no reason to make up something like that, and at the same time it's one of the better things he has done.

A cum dumpster extraordinaire is considered a "good thing" now?

Brooks Shields (albeit she was way past her nubile teenagedom prime by then)and the legendary Barbara Streisand I can understand, but Fine? Meh.

AgassiFan
02-04-2005, 11:27 PM
got her foot in the door through the soaps, landing a role on Santa Barbara. .

Oy, that shit was SO big where I am from in the early 90's.

tennischick
02-05-2005, 01:37 AM
That's an option of course, or maybe he won't be able to get it up, after seeing the Capster naked.
:tape: :tape: mean and cruel but funny.

Action Jackson
02-05-2005, 05:04 AM
A cum dumpster extraordinaire is considered a "good thing" now?

Brooks Shields (albeit she was way past her nubile teenagedom prime by then)and the legendary Barbara Streisand I can understand, but Fine? Meh.

Jeanna Fine is actually technically gifted in her chosen field. I never said she was da bomb or anything like that, but Agassi alegedly went there and if so then good for him.

Gladiadora
02-05-2005, 11:47 AM
Jan Michael Gambill......... only he'd go out with DaBone not Capriati.

howardean
02-05-2005, 02:33 PM
here's one:

TheMightyFed
02-05-2005, 04:36 PM
here's one:
OMG, my eyes are burning !!!! :eek:

JennyS
02-05-2005, 06:30 PM
I don't get how people think Jen's ugly. I guess everyone has different taste.....

http://www.ultimatenzsoccer.com/94c18900.jpg


http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20040907/capriati_79159.jpg

http://fafbenfica.punt.nl/upload/Jennifer_Capriati.jpg

http://homepages.ius.edu/LHOOKS/capriati.jpg

JennyS
02-05-2005, 06:44 PM
I can't believe some of the comments in here. Capriati is a hell of a lot better looking than almost every woman on the WTA. And she has a fantastic smile to go with it. Who gives a shit if she's not a stick. If you put Capriati's face on a skinny body and gave her long blonde hair, everyone would be saying how gorgeous she is. It seems to work for Paris Hilton who I think is not attractive at all.

Obviously not everyone has the same taste in looks, but you've got to be kidding me if you think people should choose a lover based on LOOKS. I think only about 5% of women look like Anna K. Everyone else just looks like the gal next door.

I still will never understand how people see Jen, who has THE best smile in the world, as ugly. Ugh.

TheMightyFed
02-05-2005, 07:15 PM
If you put Capriati's face on a skinny body and gave her long blonde hair
LOL at this point you can change the whole package ! :devil:

mitalidas
02-05-2005, 07:54 PM
i think capriati is very good looking. granted, she doesn't have the media's idea of a great body (the long , skinny type) but she has a very pretty face, eyes, smile.
she was even prettier when she was younger, now she has a somewhat jaded look to her

i say if da bone or da bone's bone makes her happy, go get da bone!

Space Cowgirl
02-05-2005, 10:11 PM
I can't believe some of the comments in here. Capriati is a hell of a lot better looking than almost every woman on the WTA. And she has a fantastic smile to go with it. Who gives a shit if she's not a stick. If you put Capriati's face on a skinny body and gave her long blonde hair, everyone would be saying how gorgeous she is. It seems to work for Paris Hilton who I think is not attractive at all.
My pet terrier is prettier than Paris Hilton

Rogiman
02-05-2005, 10:20 PM
I don't know about other men, so I'll speak for myself:
I find her utterly unattractive, and no - I'm not all for skinny girls ,just my opinion.

That said, if I knew her in person and thought she was funny and intelligent my opinion could be totally different.

For the major part of this thread I was merely kidding, I do not expect female-posters to protest every time I'm being a chauvinistic pig, we (men) are in minority here, and you should treat us right if you don't want to end-up scratching each other's back! :devil:

maratski
02-05-2005, 10:35 PM
I don't know about other men, so I'll speak for myself:
I find her utterly unattractive, and no - I'm not all for skinny girls ,just my opinion.

That said, if I knew her in person and thought she was funny and intelligent my opinion could be totally different.

For the major part of this thread I was merely kidding, I do not expect female-posters to protest every time I'm being a chauvinistic pig, we (men) are in minority here, and you should treat us right if you don't want to end-up scratching each other's back! :devil:

You don't like skinny girls like me :sad:

TheMightyFed
02-07-2005, 02:39 PM
Sorry Jenny, that was bullshit, but thanks for the laugh anyway...

Porn star Dale "DeBone" Rutter told Tennis-X that, contrary to other reports, he was never dating Jennifer Capriati: "Jennifer and I are not dating. We met one time with a group of people and that was it. I can't believe where these stories come from. If it were just affecting me I really would not care. But this is so not fair to her. I'm sure she is not happy. Can we clear this up. I feel bad for Jennifer."... :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

Foxy Smile
02-07-2005, 03:23 PM
we (men) are in minority here, and you should treat us right if you don't want to end-up scratching each other's back! :devil:

:haha: :haha: :rolleyes:
How d'you want us to treat you, master Rogi? :bowdown:

federer_roar
02-07-2005, 04:21 PM
I don't know about other men, so I'll speak for myself:
I find her utterly unattractive, and no - I'm not all for skinny girls ,just my opinion.

That said, if I knew her in person and thought she was funny and intelligent my opinion could be totally different.

For the major part of this thread I was merely kidding, I do not expect female-posters to protest every time I'm being a chauvinistic pig, we (men) are in minority here, and you should treat us right if you don't want to end-up scratching each other's back! :devil:

This is sexist. I want to good rep you not sounding too shallow ....em.. this time. :D

AgassiFan
02-13-2005, 03:53 AM
Jeanna Fine is actually technically gifted in her chosen field. .


:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :


HAHAHAHA!

AgassiFan
02-13-2005, 04:05 AM
I think only about 5% of women look like Anna K.

An'ya is not even that good-looking - cute, but not gorgeous. But she happens to be a high-profile athlete, a blond foreigner with a semi-rockin' bod, so she is automatically considered "beautiful".

Me? I like me some "fat, alien-looking" US softball player Jennie Finch. Gabbie Sabatini and Katarina Witt did it for me as a wee lad. Also, I wouldn't mind a roll in the hay with Chris Evert and Steffi some day, but that's neither here nor there. :D

Nikki♥
02-13-2005, 08:12 AM
My pet terrier is prettier than Paris Hilton

I bet itīs also prettier than Tinkerbell. :o Parisī dog is not a dog, itīs a little, spoiled rat.

Nimomunz
02-13-2005, 03:35 PM
Paris' dog is like a fucking accesory.... it matches all har oufits. how can you like such an ugly specimen...... :(