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Llodra peed into a bottle on court today

Federer in 2
04-06-2013, 11:51 PM
I just can't! :haha: :spit: :lol: :superlol:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHM-1o-CcAA9rNk.jpg

motorhead
04-07-2013, 12:06 AM
look at Gasquet's face ahahaha

Time Violation
04-07-2013, 12:08 AM
Llodra finding new lows :spit:

UsD.AnDreS
04-07-2013, 12:13 AM
ITF reaches new hights in doping testing - forces players to provide them with samples right during the match

Federer in 2
04-07-2013, 12:15 AM
It was a Gatorade bottle, to be more specific.

tennisfan856
04-07-2013, 12:19 AM
no bathroom break in doubles?

MIMIC
04-07-2013, 12:20 AM
ITF reaches new hights in doping testing - forces players to provide them with samples right during the match

:haha:

csillag
04-07-2013, 12:20 AM
Too bad we can't see Nalbandian's expression there. :lol:

nole_no1
04-07-2013, 12:31 AM
I just can't! :haha: :spit: :lol: :superlol:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHM-1o-CcAA9rNk.jpg

Really? I wouldn't believe it to be honest. Even though when i look at Gasquet's face... :unsure:

Federer in 2
04-07-2013, 12:32 AM
Really? I wouldn't believe it to be honest. Even though when i look at Gasquet's face... :unsure:

It's all over Twitter, mate.

emotion
04-07-2013, 12:55 AM
What a legend

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SliceAce
04-07-2013, 01:20 AM
Llonda is awesome, the last non-pampered French player rather than clowns like Gascoke, Mugfils, and Clownga. Obvious now the whole "racism" thing was an attempt to get rid of him or at least shut him up, players like that aren't welcome in today's media age. It also helps he has a great game, which is also not welcome in the Nadull/Fakervic grind era :o

Stefwhit
04-07-2013, 01:47 AM
ITF reaches new hights in doping testing - forces players to provide them with samples right during the match

:lol:

outrider
04-07-2013, 01:50 AM
like a real boss

day of his retirement will be a sad day for the game.

NSMv1924
04-07-2013, 01:52 AM
Llonda is awesome, the last non-pampered French player rather than clowns like Gascoke, Mugfils, and Clownga. Obvious now the whole "racism" thing was an attempt to get rid of him or at least shut him up, players like that aren't welcome in today's media age. It also helps he has a great game, which is also not welcome in the Nadull/Fakervic grind era :o

Is there a post where you don't mention "Fakervic"? I have yet to read one. Classy.

nole_no1
04-07-2013, 01:55 AM
Is there a post where you don't mention "Fakervic"? I have yet to read one. Classy.

He's obsessed by him :hug:

MuzzahLovah
04-07-2013, 02:02 AM
I don't understand?
they don't let them use the restroom?

Time Violation
04-07-2013, 02:11 AM
they don't let them use the restroom?

Restrooms were still not invented when S&V guys played. Llodra doing it the old way :p

hipolymer
04-07-2013, 02:12 AM
:haha: Why is everyone looking?

Kyle_Johansen
04-07-2013, 02:50 AM
What a strange event.

BroTree123
04-07-2013, 02:53 AM
I feel sorry for the ball chick.

August
04-07-2013, 03:13 AM
Quite strange, why didn't he take a bathroom break?

bjurra
04-07-2013, 03:29 AM
Inspired by jens lehmann...

heya
04-07-2013, 04:34 AM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mel6db0ltj1rzora5o1_500.gif

heya
04-07-2013, 04:46 AM
Is there a post where you don't mention "Fakervic"? I have yet to read one. Classy. Because he and Federer think
"what great penis and intestinal fortitude" when they see "Fakervic".

Yolita
04-07-2013, 05:17 AM
Is there a post where you don't mention "Fakervic"? I have yet to read one. Classy.
He can't stop thinking about him. Whatever the topic, Novak's present in his mind. Lucky! :D

Mr. Oracle
04-07-2013, 06:19 AM
It was a Gatorade bottle, to be more specific.

Is the bottle returnable for a refund or recyclable? :spit:

Ivelina_P
04-07-2013, 06:31 AM
Nothing wrong with that,better this than peeing his pants.:rolleyes:
also re Richie's look - he sweats like a pig and gets rid of all water that way,maybe he never uses toilet???

dencod16
04-07-2013, 08:14 AM
Nothing wrong with that,better this than peeing his pants.:rolleyes:
also re Richie's look - he sweats like a pig and gets rid of all water that way,maybe he never uses toilet???

Well pigs actually don't sweat. hehehe.

TennisPhan1
04-07-2013, 08:19 AM
I feel sorry for the ball chick.

why she obviously snuck a peak and fantasized about his dingdong.

Mr. Oracle
04-07-2013, 09:28 AM
Well pigs actually don't sweat. hehehe.

I just learned something new :bigclap:. Just like doggies eh?

MaxPower
04-07-2013, 09:51 AM
Can't go to a restroom. Then Nalby gets rest.

French team should have played in diapers from the get go. Then they can push the tempo OR if it goes against them they can crap their pants. So win-win

Dougie
04-07-2013, 11:09 AM
Certainly he could have taken a bathroom-break if he would have asked for one? What a weird guy.

cardio
04-07-2013, 11:45 AM
Llodra is a funny guy. I remember weird incident he had in Monte Carlo 2008 playing vs Ferrero.He was very agitated about warning het got from umpire( throwing the ball from his pocket when game was over). I even once had video from it, but now it is gone .

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=121796&highlight=llodra+ferrero

born_on_clay
04-07-2013, 11:50 AM
:lol:

FiBeR
04-07-2013, 02:06 PM
Guys, Llodrá took three bathroom breaks during the match.
He hurt his bladder

jrm
04-07-2013, 02:38 PM
they should have invited Llodra to participate in Dieux du Stade shooting, he would have showed MUCH more there :devil:

TigerTim
04-07-2013, 04:20 PM
Restrooms were still not invented when S&V guys played. Llodra doing it the old way :p

:haha: :yeah:

dencod16
04-07-2013, 04:32 PM
I just learned something new :bigclap:. Just like doggies eh?

Yup, they have no sweat glands.

Nixer
04-07-2013, 04:49 PM
Guys, Llodrá took three bathroom breaks during the match.
He hurt his bladder

The number of times is unimportant. I want to know how many bottles he filled and can I buy them on ebay?

Asadinator
04-07-2013, 04:57 PM
I wonder if anyone mistaken that Gatorade bottle to contain apple juice later on.

Alex999
04-07-2013, 05:12 PM
Llonda is awesome, the last non-pampered French player rather than clowns like Gascoke, Mugfils, and Clownga. Obvious now the whole "racism" thing was an attempt to get rid of him or at least shut him up, players like that aren't welcome in today's media age. It also helps he has a great game, which is also not welcome in the Nadull/Fakervic grind era :o

first of all this is funny.

second, man you are boring us to death. all you can say is Fakerovic, Gascoke, Mugfils and Clownga. you should release your stress somewhere else. you are just being simply stupid. why insult players? what's the point? Do you feel better about you self? what have you accomplished in your life? let us learn please.

MTwEeZi
04-07-2013, 05:33 PM
It's because Nalbandian hit him in the nuts.

FiBeR
04-07-2013, 06:24 PM
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Oh Misha :p

Mateya
04-07-2013, 06:31 PM
Interesting to say the least. :unsure:

Imagine a WTA player doing this. :tape:

Raiden
04-07-2013, 06:36 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHM-1o-CcAA9rNk.jpgWhat the fuckery is this?

Since when is an invention that exists for 200 years (flush toilet) not available for a tennis player? And why on earth is that mofo sitting next to him?

What a bunch of weirdos.

Pea
04-07-2013, 07:39 PM
LMAO@Gasquet's reaction. He seems very interested.

hipolymer
04-07-2013, 07:51 PM
I repeat: why is every Frenchman in that photo looking at Llodra's schlong?

JurajCrane
04-07-2013, 09:55 PM
I repeat: why is every Frenchman in that photo looking at Llodra's schlong?

Because they are French ! :haha:



( no offense folks ) ;)

Kat_YYZ
04-07-2013, 10:09 PM
I repeat: why is every Frenchman in that photo looking at Llodra's schlong?

well I doubt that all of them can see his "schlong" from that angle (unless you know something about its size that the rest of us don't! :eek:). But this is the kind of thing in life where people either can't help but stare, or (like the ball girl & Benneteau) feel compelled to look away.

FiBeR
04-07-2013, 10:43 PM
I guess Misha's shooting some takes for RedFoo's latest single :rocker2:

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Mr. Oracle
04-07-2013, 11:40 PM
I repeat: why is every Frenchman in that photo looking at Llodra's schlong?

Maybe it's a cultural thing? Faux pas NOT to look when you show your stuff? :shrug:

Mr. Oracle
04-07-2013, 11:42 PM
well I doubt that all of them can see his "schlong" from that angle (unless you know something about its size that the rest of us don't! :eek:). But this is the kind of thing in life where people either can't help but stare, or (like the ball girl & Benneteau) feel compelled to look away.

C'mom bro, no need to be a buzzkill :):lol:

Mr. Oracle
04-07-2013, 11:51 PM
Can't go to a restroom. Then Nalby gets rest.

French team should have played in diapers from the get go. Then they can push the tempo OR if it goes against them they can crap their pants. So win-win

Too dobar! Every player should pack a diaper in his bag just in case. :lol:

justafanYYC
04-07-2013, 11:54 PM
ballgirl is hot, she's not even looking.

Hypnotize
04-08-2013, 12:00 AM
Interesting to say the least. :unsure:

Imagine a WTA player doing this. :tape:
Barbara Potter changed her top at Wimbledon one year. That caused a big enough stir. :lol:

Sombrerero loco
04-08-2013, 12:05 AM
wtf? :spit:

Mr. Oracle
04-08-2013, 12:14 AM
ballgirl is hot, she's not even looking.

Playing hard to get? :shrug:

deyaT87
04-08-2013, 01:12 AM
WTF? :spit:
Richie's face :haha:

The Fearhand
04-08-2013, 01:38 AM
I wouldn't want to be Nalbandian or Zeballos after that match. Poor guys had to shake hands.

KarlyM
04-08-2013, 01:46 AM
Is there anything left that Llodra hasn't done on the court? :spit:

nolesfan2011
04-08-2013, 02:05 AM
not sure if anyone has said this yet (I don't care to read through 5 pages of comments about someone peeing in a bottle) but this isn't really that "odd" of a thing. An American Football (NFL) kicker did it on the sidelines of a game this most recent season.

heya
04-08-2013, 02:06 AM
I watched an exhibition where he put his yambags
on the net. When you're sexy & you like it, people need to see your yambags.

FiBeR
04-08-2013, 02:39 AM
http://www.lahuelladigital.com/epocas/numero10/eldeporte1a.jpg

Bring out the diapers

Mr. Oracle
04-08-2013, 02:40 AM
I watched an exhibition where he put his yambags
on the net. When you're sexy & you like it, people need to see your yambags.

Was he a sportsman and apologize to the other player for the ball(s) dropping on the other side of the court after hitting the tape? :scratch:

Is that technically a "netcord?"

Kat_YYZ
04-08-2013, 06:01 AM
I watched an exhibition where he put his yambags
on the net. When you're sexy & you like it, people need to see your yambags.

if this doesn't make it into somebody's signature here, then MTF is really dead & buried.

TMJordan
04-08-2013, 06:44 AM
Too big.

Ivelina_P
04-08-2013, 08:07 AM
Yup, they have no sweat glands.

I also didn't know,thanks.It's a common expression "to sweat like a pig",turns out to be completely wrong,lol!

latso
04-08-2013, 08:22 AM
What the fuckery is this?

Since when is an invention that exists for 200 years (flush toilet) not available for a tennis player? And why on earth is that mofo sitting next to him?

What a bunch of weirdos.
so there is a sane person on this board...

this whole thing is sick and it should be not only against the rules of tennis, but a jail time matter....

freaking cromagnons :facepalm:

Smoke944
04-08-2013, 08:28 AM
so there is a sane person on this board...

this whole thing is sick and it should be not only against the rules of tennis, but a jail time matter....

freaking cromagnons :facepalm:

Only jail? He should be sentenced to a lifetime of hard labor for such a heinous crime!!!


:rolleyes:
Lighten up. Or go bitch more about how rich futures players are. Your choice.

latso
04-08-2013, 08:33 AM
Only jail? He should be sentenced to a lifetime of hard labor for such a heinous crime!!!


Lighten up.
:rolleyes:
try to do this in the parking lot of a mall in front of a 20yo hostess and then tell me how i'm overreacting...

Smoke944
04-08-2013, 08:37 AM
try to do this in the parking lot of a mall in front of a 20yo hostess and then tell me how i'm overreacting...

That's stupid and lacking in common sense :shrug: This is funny

latso
04-08-2013, 08:50 AM
That's stupid and lacking in common sense :shrug: This is funny
stupid and lacking in common sense is exact.

works for both the act and the irresponsible kids loving it...they'd do the same anywhere, at any time an it wouldn't look like doing anything wrong to them.

that's the problem here.

Caesar1844
04-08-2013, 08:54 AM
He should have just pissed on the court. It's clay, would have shown the proper S&V player contempt.

Henry Chinaski
04-08-2013, 11:37 AM
Am I the only one who initially saw two Julien Benneteaus in the pic. I was mesmerized

niff
04-08-2013, 11:39 AM
Gasquet's expression is absolutely amazing :spit: