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Hybrid Theory: Why Djokovic Started to Suck

Telegram Sam
03-31-2013, 09:54 PM
This is just a theory (yet not as ridiculous as the infamous six-month silent ban).

I'm surprised nobody connected the dots by now. Think about it.

After some amazing results at the start of the season, and with all due respect to Del Potro, you must admit that Djokovic was off (and kinda pale) on the day of Indian Wells semifinal match that ended his big streak. His strategy there was abysmal, and it got even worse against Grandpa Haas less than two weeks later.

That semifinal loss happened on March 16th, correct?

I too would probably have breathing problems and ask for smelling salts if I were in the young millionaire's shoes that day (check the date):

Cyprus Bailout; The Start of the Next Financial Crisis (http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/wonkblog/wp/2013/03/16/why-todays-cyprus-bailout-could-be-the-start-of-the-next-financial-crisis/)

Monaco may be tax haven for many sports(wo)men from Eastern Europe (each and every successful player from my country has a condo there), however, Russians and Serbs always gravitated more to Cyprus.

Djokovic is #3 on the list of all-time tennis money machines, so imagine if he got threatened by a serious haircut on Cyprus; he'd have plenty to calculate and think about (tennis far from the first place).



Who knows, maybe he'd even start to wonder would he save more cash if he'd been honest from day one and never avoided paying tax in Serbia?

franklinbouvier
03-31-2013, 10:00 PM
Have you been drinking?

koslav85
03-31-2013, 10:01 PM
Well done sir. You have earned yourself a very prestigious title = idiot of the month. :wavey:

SerialKillerToBe
03-31-2013, 10:02 PM
I fail to see how a situation in Cyprus could affect Monte Carlo. And if it could, what's stopping it from affecting Serbia as well?

Andi-M
03-31-2013, 10:04 PM
:spit:

MrPlateperson
03-31-2013, 10:04 PM
:facepalm:

Telegram Sam
03-31-2013, 10:04 PM
I fail to see how a situation in Cyprus could affect Monte Carlo. And if it could, what's stopping it from affecting Serbia as well?

Start your quest here:

http://dictionary.reference.com/

samanosuke
03-31-2013, 10:06 PM
I really hope one day you'll find your piece

Nole fan
03-31-2013, 10:07 PM
Lol.

RIboy
03-31-2013, 10:13 PM
can't decide which one is it... mushrooms, crack or both...

janko05
03-31-2013, 10:17 PM
my sympathies go out to the readers of this thread

Ziggy B
03-31-2013, 10:36 PM
I want what your smoking dawg, been sober all week lol

ProdigyEng
03-31-2013, 10:36 PM
Djoko King has not started to suck. His top form will be back on Friday in Davis Cup where he thrashes the American number 1 6-0 6-0

redshift36188
03-31-2013, 10:39 PM
His residence is in Monaco though so it's more likely that he has his money there than in Cyprus.

Mr. Oracle
03-31-2013, 10:58 PM
I enjoyed your creative theory. One of my favourite past-times on the forum is deciphering heya's cryptic posts after one of his post-and-runs (hit-and runs).

Topspindoctor
03-31-2013, 11:24 PM
Mugray sabotaged the magic egg


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nole_no1
03-31-2013, 11:33 PM
Dafuq did i just read?

buddyholly
04-01-2013, 12:19 AM
No problem. He doesn't have cash since he went all in on donkey cheese. Even the Cypriot crisis doesn't smell that bad.

Tag
04-01-2013, 01:22 AM
nadal wasn't in finals

murray is a tougher opponent :shrug:

TigerTim
04-01-2013, 01:37 AM
Good album.

Worst theory since the plan to have dogs strapped with mines run under enemy tanks.

rinnegan
04-01-2013, 01:56 AM
I also think that Federer's form depends on the sale of Toblerone or something.

Tag
04-01-2013, 02:00 AM
I also think that Federer's form depends on the sale of Toblerone or something.

swiss fraud's happiness is dependent on mirka's lindt consumption

PorkBarrel
04-01-2013, 06:26 AM
swiss fraud's happiness is dependent on mirka's lindt consumption
I read this as constipation. :bolt:

Forehander
04-01-2013, 10:15 AM
lol. He's a human being.

Marcoo
04-01-2013, 10:32 AM
Aking myself the same question ;) Hope he'll get better

Litotes
04-01-2013, 10:45 AM
Good album.

Worst theory since the plan to have dogs strapped with mines run under enemy tanks.

That wasn't just a theory. Happened during WWII. Unfortunately, the dogs were trained using the tanks of the home side, not the enemy, and they blew up their own tanks instaed of the enemy's in battle. So the tactic was quickly discontinued.

Alex999
04-01-2013, 11:27 AM
Djokovic started to suck. Maybe, I don't know, world #1, it is confusing. As far as I can see everyone else sucks more. thanks for a great thread (meaning stupid, sorry) :lol: