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alfonsojose
12-01-2004, 08:33 PM
i'd like to be tied and suffocated .. not to death of course ;)

Gonzalo81
12-01-2004, 08:36 PM
I´d like to be with 2 girls at the same time....but that´s to common...

The other would be do it in a place were you could be caught...like a public place.....

Leena
12-01-2004, 08:38 PM
I also really want to have sex in a public place as well.

Someone really naughty too... like school or work.

I also want to try 3 guys at once.

Gonzalo81
12-01-2004, 08:39 PM
well call me.....we can meet at the public place you want...:ras:

Neely
12-01-2004, 08:43 PM
OMG, what a typical Alfonso thread.... :haha: :haha: :rolls: ;)

go Alfonso! :rocker: :p


BTW, the word you mean is correctly spelled "suffocated" :devil:

Fee
12-01-2004, 08:48 PM
I often fantasize that my long, curly hair, 'womanly' thighs, shapely rear end, smallish breasts, full lips, and curvy waist will be enough to switch Alfonso back over to the Cat lovers team. Alas, I wake up unfulfilled once again. Thankfully, my husband is willing to console me on those dark days.

alfonsojose
12-01-2004, 11:39 PM
OMG, what a typical Alfonso thread.... :haha: :haha: :rolls: ;)

go Alfonso! :rocker: :p


BTW, the word you mean is correctly spelled "suffocated" :devil:
Thanks, Neely :hug: Now, tell your stories ;) :aplot: Is Kiwi is in them ? :devil:
i do think so and who can blame u?

alfonsojose
12-01-2004, 11:41 PM
I often fantasize that my long, curly hair, 'womanly' thighs, shapely rear end, smallish breasts, full lips, and curvy waist will be enough to switch Alfonso back over to the Cat lovers team. Alas, I wake up unfulfilled once again. Thankfully, my husband is willing to console me on those dark days.
:eek: :o If u can get Gambill to join us, i'll be yours babe :smooch: You and me face to face ... and Jan Michael behind me :drool: ;)

Neely
12-02-2004, 12:03 AM
Thanks, Neely :hug: Now, tell your stories ;) :aplot: Is Kiwi is in them ? :devil:
i do think so and who can blame u?
LOL, Alfonso :rolls: :lol: ... sure, I love Kiwi, but no, if I really told you "my stories", it would have to do nothing with Kiwi, but I don't think that such a coming-out would be good because I think the chance might be very high that people who read it would regard me differently than before and I'm not sure if I want this

JeNn
12-02-2004, 12:07 AM
LOL, Alfonso :rolls: :lol: ... sure, I love Kiwi, but no, if I really told you "my stories", it would have to do nothing with Kiwi, but I don't think that such a coming-out would be good because I think the chance might be very high that people who read it would regard me differently than before and I'm not sure if I want this

I'll regard you more highly :lol:

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 12:39 AM
:eek: I can't imagine Neely's secret night outfit. Black Widow or something like that ;) Come on, Neely :yeah:

Chloe le Bopper
12-02-2004, 12:42 AM
What a sinful thread!

bad gambler
12-02-2004, 12:43 AM
i second that rebecca

Fee
12-02-2004, 01:03 AM
:eek: :o If u can get Gambill to join us, i'll be yours babe :smooch: You and me face to face ... and Jan Michael behind me :drool: ;)


I just can't even respond to that one.................(although I am very tempted to).

MisterQ
12-02-2004, 01:20 AM
I´d like to be with 2 girls at the same time....but that´s to common...


You're almost there, buddy... ;)

Gonzalo81
12-02-2004, 01:22 AM
OMG....Q, too funny :lol: ....I tried there....but didn´t work.....I keep my hopes up :devil:

buddyholly
12-02-2004, 01:31 AM
OMG, what a typical Alfonso thread.... :haha: :haha: :rolls: ;)

go Alfonso! :rocker: :p




I haven't been a member a full year and so have not been around in an off-season. Does Fonzo just get dirtier and hornier from now until the Oz Open?
It should be absolutely filthy by the end of Dec.

My fantasy is that I invite Alfonso to my party. He is the only invited person to show up...............................but he brings Rainer and three Latinas with him!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fedex
12-02-2004, 01:53 AM
i'd like to be tied and suffocated .. not to death of course ;)
JesusFed will punish you, alfonso, for creating such a sinful thread. ;) :devil:

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 03:51 AM
JesusFed will punish you, alfonso, for creating such a sinful thread. ;) :devil:
I'm alfonsojose, :devil: ambassador on MTF. Amanda, turn those green good-rep dots in bloody red-devil points of fire :yeah:

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 03:53 AM
i second that rebecca
gambler talking about sin ... welcome here :lol: ;)

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 03:56 AM
I haven't been a member a full year and so have not been around in an off-season. Does Fonzo just get dirtier and hornier from now until the Oz Open?
It should be absolutely filthy by the end of Dec.

My fantasy is that I invite Alfonso to my party. He is the only invited person to show up...............................but he brings Rainer and three Latinas with him!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rainer and Tojo is better :aparty: :smoke: :drink:

bad gambler
12-02-2004, 03:57 AM
gambler talking about sin ... welcome here :lol: ;)


fonso i've been a lost cause since i was born ;)

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 03:57 AM
OMG....Q, too funny :lol: ....I tried there....but didn´t work.....I keep my hopes up :devil:
Better keep other things up, Gonzalo ;). BTW, nice pictures, you're a really delicious bear :lick:

Nikki♥
12-02-2004, 08:14 AM
All my sexual fantasies have been fulfilled already, I´m completely satisfied with what I have and what I have done already. :angel:

RonE
12-02-2004, 09:00 AM
:lol: Alfie :worship:

I haven't been a member a full year and so have not been around in an off-season. Does Fonzo just get dirtier and hornier from now until the Oz Open?
It should be absolutely filthy by the end of Dec.


I certainly hope so :devil:

bad gambler
12-02-2004, 09:27 AM
All my sexual fantasies have been fulfilled already, I´m completely satisfied with what I have and what I have done already. :angel:


giddyup princesca!!! :)

Nikki♥
12-02-2004, 09:37 AM
giddyup princesca!!! :)

:)

Gonzalo81
12-02-2004, 12:33 PM
Better keep other things up, Gonzalo ;). BTW, nice pictures, you're a really delicious bear :lick:


"Things" still keep up Alfonso....at least for now....;) :devil:

Frooty_Bazooty
12-02-2004, 01:43 PM
My fanstasy is to have 10 guys from my gym all on me in the shower in the changing rooms. the guys there are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot! and also, its a functional fantasy cos we get getting clean while we are getting dirty :aplot: :drool:

CooCooCachoo
12-02-2004, 01:45 PM
:eek: I didn't want to know all this :eek: :scared:

Frooty_Bazooty
12-02-2004, 01:46 PM
then u should know better than to come into an alfonso thread :lol:

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 02:00 PM
My fanstasy is to have 10 guys from my gym all on me in the shower in the changing rooms. the guys there are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot! and also, its a functional fantasy cos we get getting clean while we are getting dirty :aplot: :drool:
:drool: :yeah: my colon is shaking imagine 10 guys inside of me :yeah:

Frooty_Bazooty
12-02-2004, 02:04 PM
lol, no not all penetrating me at once :eek: that might be a little painful although i am very talented ;)

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 02:08 PM
lol, no not all penetrating me at once :eek: that might be a little painful although i am very talented ;)
:lol: i know. Have u ever tried with two at once?. It seems to be a delicious torture (but i think it's dangerous 'coz condom/condom friction could damage them and .. ) I haven't been in a threesome yet :tears:

Frooty_Bazooty
12-02-2004, 02:12 PM
there is no way in hell i would ever let 2 guys into my ass at once, its painful enough with 1 :eek:

they will just have to wait their turn :p

LOBO
12-02-2004, 02:22 PM
i would like to be with two sisters,
it would be better if they are twins

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 03:19 PM
Venus and Serena :p

Nikki♥
12-02-2004, 03:22 PM
i would like to be with two sisters,
it would be better if they are twins

How about 3 girls like the Maleeva sisters...or the Olsen twins. Mary Kate and Ashley. *pukes* :o

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 03:35 PM
there is no way in hell i would ever let 2 guys into my ass at once, its painful enough with 1 :eek:

they will just have to wait their turn :p
:lol: i agree. That's why it's a fantasy :)

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 03:53 PM
I just can't even respond to that one.................(although I am very tempted to).
:eek: that sounded dangerous :aplot: I've been thinking about it. There are four scenarios ;)

Fee-JMG-Alfonso (behind) :devil:
Fee-Alfonso-JMG (behind) :drool:
Alfonso-Fee-JMG (behind) :kiss:
JMG-Fee-Alfonso (behind) :aplot:

MisterQ
12-02-2004, 06:17 PM
I haven't been in a threesome yet :tears:


pobrecito... ;) :devil:

Leena
12-02-2004, 07:10 PM
there is no way in hell i would ever let 2 guys into my ass at once, its painful enough with 1 :eek:

they will just have to wait their turn :p
That's what I want to try. Plus a 3rd one in the kitty, if it's possible.

Anal was surprisingly very arousing and not too painful when I tried it.

Frooty_Bazooty
12-02-2004, 07:20 PM
wow, u could fit 3 penises in you at once? :worship:

you are my new hero (sorry alfonso ;) )

Corey Feldman
12-02-2004, 07:20 PM
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/traurig/sad-smiley-023.gif

Leena
12-02-2004, 07:28 PM
wow, u could fit 3 penises in you at once? :worship:

you are my new hero (sorry alfonso ;) )
I don't know... I'd like to try though. :p

I haven't even done 2 yet. :sad:

Corey Feldman
12-02-2004, 07:30 PM
Leena your a http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/teufel/devil-smiley-029.gif
:p

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 07:35 PM
wow, u could fit 3 penises in you at once? :worship:

you are my new hero (sorry alfonso ;) )
No problem. I can't compete with the extra-cavitie. Leena is the new perverted king here. <<Princesa>> doesn't have more fantasies. She's a mother Queen now :hug:

Corey Feldman
12-02-2004, 07:36 PM
:lol:

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 07:38 PM
That's what I want to try. Plus a 3rd one in the kitty, if it's possible.

Anal was surprisingly very arousing and not too painful when I tried it.
Be careful with your sphinter or you'll be a "smelly" nanny ;)

Leena
12-02-2004, 08:08 PM
Be careful with your sphinter or you'll be a "smelly" nanny ;)
Blah... very true.

But one must have fun while they're still young and can be irresponsible trash.

Frooty_Bazooty
12-02-2004, 08:17 PM
since we are on a naughty subject i may as well ask:

has anyone noticed how this smiley :o looks like a blowjob smiley???

Frooty_Bazooty
12-02-2004, 08:18 PM
But one must have fun while they're still young and can be irresponsible trash.

yay, thats my life motto :devil:

RogerRocks
12-02-2004, 08:41 PM
since we are on a naughty subject i may as well ask:

has anyone noticed how this smiley :o looks like a blowjob smiley???

yeah it does :lol: :baby:

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 10:01 PM
This is even nastier. It pretends to be so innocent .. :baby:

alfonsojose
12-02-2004, 10:02 PM
:lol:
Escude? what about your fantasies? :devil:

Corey Feldman
12-02-2004, 10:05 PM
Im still to shy .... :o :o :o
:angel:
alfonso, i wanna do your..................
... 10 questions on that new quiz thread :o
:angel: ;)

ics_seitan
12-02-2004, 11:38 PM
I want to watch 2 hot long-haired men get it on.

RonE
12-02-2004, 11:42 PM
I would like to try it with a 40+ y/o woman. Hey, experience counts for a lot in my book :devil:

Neely
12-02-2004, 11:54 PM
I would like to try it with a 40+ y/o woman.
I'll ask my mother, ok? ;) :o :p .... :rolls:

JeNn
12-02-2004, 11:58 PM
I'll ask my mother, ok? ;) :o :p .... :rolls:
Now we are just getting filthy :p

alfonsojose
12-03-2004, 04:03 AM
:lol: Neely :yeah:

RonE, my grandma is available. Bring tons of lube and she's yours. She doesn't have teeth so oral sex will be worth it ;)

Neely
12-03-2004, 04:10 AM
no really, Alfonso :lol: :rolls: ... my mother is not much older than 40 and I think still quite good looking so she might be exactly what RonE is looking for and maybe she could teach him a few things as he seems to be eager to learn something from experienced women ;) :yeah: :p

Willow
12-03-2004, 04:24 AM
Just having sex is a fantasy for me right now. As is sleeping.

MisterQ
12-03-2004, 04:44 AM
Neely and alfonso :haha: :bigcry:

Leena
12-03-2004, 05:11 AM
Just having sex is a fantasy for me right now. As is sleeping.
With me, of course.

Action Jackson
12-03-2004, 05:13 AM
Thanks for the entertainment everyone, this has made interesting reading and RonE stick to that philosphy.

Leena
12-03-2004, 05:14 AM
I want you and Marc Rosset is Tall to "entertain" me.

Action Jackson
12-03-2004, 05:21 AM
I want you and Marc Rosset is Tall to "entertain" me.

If you were a 2,1m tall redheaded contortionist, then you would be a huge chance of either myself or one of the guys on my avatar entertaining you.

Leena
12-03-2004, 05:22 AM
I'm a 1,9 tall contortionist. Will that do?

Action Jackson
12-03-2004, 05:27 AM
I'm a 1,9 tall contortionist. Will that do?

The answer is no, though as witty as you are and showing a willigness to go the anal route, there are strict standards being a natural redhead and being over 2m you fail in these vital categories.

Fee
12-03-2004, 05:40 AM
oh...my...goddess....

Go away for a day and see what happens. Alfonso, I love you like a cousin in Arkansas, but NOBODY gets behind me. Exit only buddy.

Ron, when my husband leaves me for a young trophy wife, I'll give you a call, if I've reached 40 by then (that's all I'm saying).

Leena
12-03-2004, 06:50 AM
You're not 40 yet?

JeNn
12-03-2004, 06:54 AM
You're not 40 yet?

meow :p

Ballbuster
12-03-2004, 06:55 AM
Neely

Leena
12-03-2004, 06:57 AM
meow :p
Purr.

JeNn
12-03-2004, 07:03 AM
Purr.

Shhhh...If you're a really good girl you can have a shot with Marat (after he has done me of course ;) ) while I get gang fucked by another 10 or so ATP hunks

alfonsojose
12-03-2004, 01:06 PM
Go away for a day and see what happens. Alfonso, I love you like a cousin in Arkansas, but NOBODY gets behind me. Exit only buddy.

Ok. I think we like each other but with Gambill naked close to us, things change a little bit. I'll f*ck him while he do the same with u. ;) . I Think the best position is side to side. JMG and you face to face :inlove: and me behind him :aplot: You'll open your legs, JMG too and get the party started. BTW, tell him to wear only his black sockets. I like them :drool:

RonE
12-03-2004, 01:49 PM
RonE, my grandma is available. Bring tons of lube and she's yours. She doesn't have teeth so oral sex will be worth it ;)

:scared: :bolt: I said 40+ not 80+ Alf! :lol:


Ron, when my husband leaves me for a young trophy wife, I'll give you a call, if I've reached 40 by then (that's all I'm saying).

Be careful with what you say, I just might take you up on your offer then :devil: :aplot: (although I will be 45 by the time you reach 40 ;) )

Coleburg83
12-03-2004, 08:57 PM
I want a Russian WTA player.

All the other sexual fantasies have been accomplished, thank you very much.

Leena
12-03-2004, 08:58 PM
I want a Russian WTA player.

All the other sexual fantasies have been accomplished, thank you very much.
I'm a Russian WTA player.

Coleburg83
12-03-2004, 09:03 PM
Nice.

zoltan83
12-03-2004, 11:38 PM
I also really want to have sex in a public place as well.

Someone really naughty too... like school or work.

Same here... as the library of my uni'

MisterQ
12-03-2004, 11:51 PM
Same here... as the library of my uni'

Do it, do it!!! It's a bookworm's ultimate dream! :bounce: ;)

zoltan83
12-03-2004, 11:59 PM
Do it, do it!!! It's a bookworm's ultimate dream! :bounce: ;)


:haha:

but i'm not a bookworm :p

alfonsojose
12-04-2004, 12:01 AM
I'm a Russian WTA player.
Leena Nastynova *meow* :cat: :yeah: ;)

Fedex
12-04-2004, 12:04 AM
Venus and Serena :p
That is gbpgbp's(ballbuster) ultimate fantasy.

MisterQ
12-04-2004, 12:08 AM
:haha:

but i'm not a bookworm :p

You would be a bookworm for life after this experience... ;)

zoltan83
12-04-2004, 12:15 AM
You would be a bookworm for life after this experience... ;)
:lol:

I'll try :silly: lol
Thanks for showing me this opportunity in my life :D ;)

MisterQ
12-04-2004, 12:15 AM
for Zoltan: ;)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/POS122.jpg

zoltan83
12-04-2004, 12:20 AM
:hug: Thanks Q! ;)

Billabong
12-04-2004, 12:54 AM
OMG I learned a lot tonight;)!

secret:angel:

Rogiman
12-04-2004, 12:56 AM
I also really want to have sex in a public place as well.

Someone really naughty too... like school or work.

I also want to try 3 guys at once.

:eek:

Where and when will the auditions take place...? :devil:

Fee
12-04-2004, 02:41 AM
Ok. I think we like each other but with Gambill naked close to us, things change a little bit. I'll f*ck him while he do the same with u. ;) . I Think the best position is side to side. JMG and you face to face :inlove: and me behind him :aplot: You'll open your legs, JMG too and get the party started. BTW, tell him to wear only his black sockets. I like them :drool:


Well, its going to take me a while to get that scary visual out of my head, thank you very much. You are defiling the pure, innocent image of the tanned torso (*cough*).

Ron - I plan to be 29 for quite a few more years, so you probably will pass me at some point. We can figure it all out later if we need to.

Fee
12-04-2004, 02:42 AM
Where and when will the auditions take place...? :devil:

You seriously think she's that picky?

JeNn
12-04-2004, 02:46 AM
You seriously think she's that picky?

meow meow ;)

Corey Feldman
12-04-2004, 02:52 AM
:rolls: here ya go...

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/tiere/animal-smiley-030.gif

JeNn
12-04-2004, 02:56 AM
:rolls: here ya go...

http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/tiere/animal-smiley-030.gif

Oh nice kitty.... :rolls:

Purple Rainbow
12-04-2004, 03:07 AM
:eek:

Where and when will the auditions take place...? :devil:

:lol: You always crack me up, Rogi!
But when you do find out when they take place, pm me please! :lol:

-ernie-
12-04-2004, 03:09 AM
What a sinful thread!
i agree, im too young too have fantasy sex......... :eek:

greathands
12-05-2004, 08:26 PM
Being between Mauresmo and Safin

Suzi
12-05-2004, 10:32 PM
hmmmmmm im a bit of a prude so dunno, but good thread otherwise haha

but i wud have to say anything involving anyone in my sig wud be great, well more than great ;)

Leena
12-06-2004, 12:42 AM
Being between Mauresmo and Safin
That's like mixing filet mignon with dog poop.

MisterQ
12-06-2004, 01:37 AM
That's like mixing filet mignon with dog poop.

Careful, some people might find that kinky too... ;)

Nikki♥
12-06-2004, 08:40 AM
My newest sexual fantasy is Lleyton Hewitt´s big, big cock. Dayum, now I have revealed my best kept secret. :o

Frooty_Bazooty
12-06-2004, 09:45 AM
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/ROS/SPB-054.jpg

What, you mean this cock? I didnt know Lleyton had taken up livestock :p

Nikki♥
12-06-2004, 10:19 AM
http://www.allposters.com/IMAGES/ROS/SPB-054.jpg

What, you mean this cock? I didnt know Lleyton had taken up livestock :p

Wow...what a red hot cock. Breathtakingly huge and just adorable.

JeNn
12-06-2004, 10:24 AM
My newest sexual fantasy is Lleyton Hewitt´s big, big cock. Dayum, now I have revealed my best kept secret. :o

That's always been my fantasy :p

Nikki♥
12-06-2004, 10:29 AM
That's always been my fantasy :p

Welcome to the club. :wavey:

greathands
12-06-2004, 12:24 PM
That's like mixing filet mignon with dog poop.

Which is which? I find them both quite statuesque!

MisterQ
12-06-2004, 04:28 PM
Wow...what a red hot cock. Breathtakingly huge and just adorable.

http://www.grassyknoll.homestead.com/files/GIANTALIENS/82Chicken.jpg

Nikki♥
12-06-2004, 04:56 PM
http://www.grassyknoll.homestead.com/files/GIANTALIENS/82Chicken.jpg

Wow, an even bigger cock. :eek: :hearts:

MisterQ
12-06-2004, 04:59 PM
And harder... ;)

Nikki♥
12-06-2004, 05:03 PM
And harder... ;)

I love them when they are really hard and big. *dreaming*

alfonsojose
12-06-2004, 07:29 PM
Careful, some people might find that kinky too... ;)
:lol: filet mignon and dog poop served with a glass of hot Roddick's urine :lick:

Leena
12-06-2004, 07:31 PM
:lol: filet mignon and dog poop served with a glass of hot Roddick's urine :lick:
:p

zoltan83
12-06-2004, 11:38 PM
Interested? :p

alfonsojose
12-07-2004, 04:04 PM
zoltan, do u have a sample of Andy's pee at home :eek: :aplot: ?

zoltan83
12-07-2004, 09:47 PM
:haha:


Who knows? :p ;)

Nikki♥
12-08-2004, 10:48 AM
Who´s into rimming? Please be serious.

iliketennis
12-08-2004, 01:36 PM
This is my first post... So here goes...
I'd love- Andy Roddick behind me ;) and Anna Kournikova in front of me ;)

Corey Feldman
12-08-2004, 06:23 PM
I love them when they are really hard and big. *dreaming*
:o :aplot:

Leena
12-08-2004, 09:47 PM
Who´s into rimming? Please be serious.
It feels really, REALLY good.

I'd never ever do it though. Eww.

Willow
12-08-2004, 10:02 PM
It feels really, REALLY good.

I'd never ever do it though. Eww.

But you know someone who would?

Leena
12-08-2004, 10:06 PM
But you know someone who would?
I had it done before.

I'm sure I could find someone to do it again. :)

Willow
12-08-2004, 10:15 PM
I just hope you're very thorough...do you have a bidet?

Jorge
12-08-2004, 10:30 PM
what is exactly "rimming"? :scratch:?

...ohh never mind, I just found it at dictionary.com :yeah: it's the so called "anilingus". We call that in spanish "Beso Negro" (black kiss)... interesting stuff but is not for me :cool: I'll never ever kiss (or lick) anybody ass under any circumstance, literal or real ;)

RonE
12-08-2004, 11:21 PM
YEEEEUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! *barfs*

zoltan83
12-08-2004, 11:58 PM
what is exactly "rimming"? :scratch:?

I watch in my dictionnary too for understanding the question...


We learn some intersting stuff here. :D

Leena
12-09-2004, 02:09 AM
I just hope you're very thorough...do you have a bidet?
I'm clean enough. :p

No hair, at least.

MisterQ
12-09-2004, 02:12 AM
I watch in my dictionnary too for understanding the question...


We learn some intersting stuff here. :D

We sure do...

Now I know about the Beso Negro (a rather poetic term for it, lol ;) )

alfonsojose
12-09-2004, 02:14 AM
Who´s into rimming? Please be serious.
Rimming is :drool: :lick: There's nothing sexier than a man moaning while you lick his hairy ass :aplot:

alfonsojose
12-09-2004, 02:15 AM
We sure do...

Now I know about the Beso Negro (a rather poetic term for it, lol ;) )
a black :kiss: for u ;) :devil:

Corey Feldman
12-09-2004, 02:16 AM
the black kiss :scratch:
think i heard Big Fonsie speaking about this once before
i learnt alot of these things from reading big fonsie :D ;)
hairy ass :rolls: :o

MisterQ
12-09-2004, 02:47 AM
a black :kiss: for u ;) :devil:

gracias ;) :silly:

Purple Rainbow
12-09-2004, 03:17 AM
Rimming is :drool: :lick: There's nothing sexier than a man moaning while you lick his hairy ass :aplot:

Sure, that may be fun! But think about afterwards, all those hairs you have to remove from between your teeth! Yuuck.
;)

alfonsojose
12-09-2004, 03:23 AM
Teeth :eek: No, it's not that much. You mostly use the tongue for the ass, like kissing, and bite the skin closer to the ass. If the guy is on his back, you can eat and bite softly his balls too. I guess women love a men eating out down there too ;)

Purple Rainbow
12-09-2004, 03:26 AM
Thanks for visualising it for me AJ. That will give me disturbing dreams tonight. :(

Billabong
12-09-2004, 03:35 AM
YEEEEUUUUUCCCKKKK!!!!! *barfs*

:haha:

Leena
12-09-2004, 03:40 AM
Teeth :eek: No, it's not that much. You mostly use the tongue for the ass, like kissing, and bite the skin closer to the ass. If the guy is on his back, you can eat and bite softly his balls too. I guess women love a men eating out down there too ;)
We also like a woman doing it. :)

No teeth though.

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 03:49 AM
That's why it's good when the oldies take their false teeth out it provides for a better experience.

Leena, i have thought about the offer and if you like midgets with mullets that are fat, then I am the one for you.

Corey Feldman
12-09-2004, 03:51 AM
:drool:

Leena
12-09-2004, 03:51 AM
I generally go for the freakishly tall types (Bovina, Karlovic).

But, I'm easy and you will do. :)

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 03:53 AM
I generally go for the freakishly tall types (Bovina, Karlovic).

But, I'm easy and you will do. :)

Now you know since I am vertically challenged as the reason I like 2,1m tall contortionists.

Just remember to shave that 70s mo and you will be fine.

Andrew.
12-09-2004, 03:53 AM
I generally go for the freakishly tall types (Bovina, Karlovic).

But, I'm easy and you will do. :)
Take advantage of Lena when she's drunk, which is like every night.

Leena
12-09-2004, 03:54 AM
Now you know since I am vertically challenged as the reason I like 2,1m tall contortionists.

Just remember to shave that 70s mo and you will be fine.
What's a 70s mo? :sad:

Corey Feldman
12-09-2004, 03:55 AM
Take advantage of Lena when she's drunk, which is like every night.
:lol:
Leena, happy Xmas http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/ernaehrung/food-smiley-004.gif
:aplot:

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 03:56 AM
What's a 70s mo? :sad:

I heard you had a big moustache, though if my sources are dodgy I will kneecap them.

Leena
12-09-2004, 04:06 AM
I heard you had a big moustache, though if my sources are dodgy I will kneecap them.
I don't see a moustache in my avatar. :p

alfonsojose
12-09-2004, 04:10 AM
maybe moustache is down there ;)

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 04:11 AM
I don't see a moustache in my avatar. :p

Apart from being male and breathing I am not sure whether am I your type, but since you said you were easy that is a definite bonus.

It looks I better get the capping equipment ready then. :)

Leena
12-09-2004, 04:11 AM
maybe moustache is down there ;)
Oh. :p

I usually keep a landing strip down there. :)

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 04:13 AM
maybe moustache is down there ;)

That wouldn't bother me so much. One of my South African friends his big thing is that the ladies have to mow the lawn ( his words, not mine). If they don't mow it, he will gladly do it.

As a personal preference hair downstairs is fine, as long as I don't need a compass or trekking equipment to get through thick rainforests.

Corey Feldman
12-09-2004, 04:14 AM
Oh. :p

I usually keep a landing strip down there. :)
In coming http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/auto/car-smiley-004.gif

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 04:17 AM
In coming http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/auto/car-smiley-004.gif

Not too quickly I hope.

Leena
12-09-2004, 04:18 AM
I've dealt with a guy who was finished before even getting near the landing area. He's doing well. :p

Corey Feldman
12-09-2004, 04:20 AM
:lol: i typed In-coming ...not im coming...
just incase anyone, well nm ....... :o :angel:
:p

alfonsojose
12-09-2004, 04:22 AM
:eek: *cleaning the screen from Escude's ... babies and fluids * :tape:

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 04:22 AM
I've dealt with a guy who was finished before even getting near the landing area. He's doing well. :p

That guy can't even get the lawnmower tag, you know 2 strokes and he is done.

You must have had that effect on him.

alfonsojose
12-09-2004, 04:24 AM
Oh. :p

I usually keep a landing strip down there. :)
hairy or not, that's not my favorite place at all, but good for u. What GWH says it's true. Most latin guys doesn't like female forest

Corey Feldman
12-09-2004, 04:24 AM
:eek: *cleaning the screen from Escude's ... babies and fluids * :tape:
:haha: its ok, i have window wipers on this screen for nights like this :hug:
:o

alfonsojose
12-09-2004, 04:26 AM
Time to :zzz: but let's see if my silly neighbor is "relaxing" himself one more time in front of the window :drool: :retard:

Leena
12-09-2004, 04:27 AM
That guy can't even get the lawnmower tag, you know 2 strokes and he is done.

You must have had that effect on him.
It was the first time he saw boobies.

So, I kept him around for a while. Didn't improve much though. :p

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 04:28 AM
hairy or not, that's not my favorite place at all, but good for u. What GWH says it's true. Most latin guys doesn't like female forest

I have done the trek a few times and does it make it harder to breath through the nose, then again I could always use cool mints.

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 04:29 AM
It was the first time he saw boobies.

So, I kept him around for a while. Didn't improve much though. :p

Meditation is a wonderful thing for that, but yes there needs to be some failures and test runs before they can become operational, so you tried to train him, but it didn't work in the end.

alfonsojose
12-09-2004, 04:31 AM
This is my first post... So here goes...
I'd love- Andy Roddick behind me ;) and Anna Kournikova in front of me ;)
and u are ... Amelie or Jim Courier ? ;) :tape:

Willow
12-09-2004, 05:15 AM
I have to say I'm disappointed. Last night Leena said she'd do anything I wanted, but she won't sing, and she won't lick my poo hole, I mean, what kind of friend is that, always letting you down? :rolleyes:

Also, her hair seems to have turned brown.

Leena
12-09-2004, 05:17 AM
I'd lick your poo hole and long as there's no hair and it's clean down there.

For guys, nuh-uh.

And my hair has always been dark brown. The sun just makes it look brighter.

Jorge
12-09-2004, 05:30 AM
For those who enjoys "Besos Negros" some advices by dear Doctor Alice: :angel:

analingus (also known as "rimming" or anal oral sex) — kissing, sucking, licking, tonguing the anal opening with the lips and/or tongue — presents a risk for getting or spreading potentially harmful bacteria. Typically, if someone gets these germs, s/he may experience symptoms, including fever, cramping, and diarrhea, rather than easily diagnosed signs of infection. Viruses, including intestinal parasites and sexually transmitted infections (STIs) such as Herpes, Gonorrhea, Human Papillomavirus (HPV), and Hepatitis, which can infect the anus, also present a risk. It's also possible to be exposed to blood if there are cuts or tears in the anus, or any traces of bloody feces. While a good washing can help "freshen" the anal opening before analingus, it will not necessarily "rid" the area of germs.
http://www.goaskalice.columbia.edu/2087.html

JeNn
12-09-2004, 06:10 AM
Ok, this thread has taken quite a disturbing turn.

I don't consider myself unadventurous, but my arse is for only one thing and my mouth is certainly not for pleasuring anyone else's arsehole. Only cocks :D

Jorge
12-09-2004, 06:21 AM
Ok, this thread has taken quite a disturbing turn.

I don't consider myself unadventurous, but my arse is for only one thing and my mouth is certainly not for pleasuring anyone else's arsehole. Only cocks :D
hehehe Jenn, you made me laugh, girl :D :yeah:

*sadly I can't good-rep you by the moment* :(

rusty_red_head
12-09-2004, 07:50 AM
JeNn :devil: I know what you like to do

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 07:52 AM
JeN, we literally have a cocksmoker and may you enjoy that role for long as you live.

JeNn
12-09-2004, 07:54 AM
JeN, we literally have a cocksmoker and may you enjoy that role for long as you live.

Thank you :angel:

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 07:59 AM
Thank you :angel:

Btw, you are very attractive and no I didn't need statistical evidence to tell me that.

JeNn
12-09-2004, 08:04 AM
Btw, you are very attractive and no I didn't need statistical evidence to tell me that.

:haha:

Why thank you.

The last thing I want to think about when I'm giving head is Pete Sampras - too many hair balls ;)

Now if only I was attracted to mulleted midgets we might have had a future (at least for a night or two) :p

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 08:09 AM
:haha:

Why thank you.

The last thing I want to think about when I'm giving head is Pete Sampras - too many hair balls ;)

Now if only I was attracted to mulleted midgets we might have had a future (at least for a night or two) :p

There would be no future as the schlong probably wouldn't fit into the right statistical range for yourself as certain factors will throw out the readings.

JeNn
12-09-2004, 08:17 AM
There would be no future as the schlong probably wouldn't fit into the right statistical range for yourself as certain factors will throw out the readings.



You shouldn't worry. There are no rulers involved in my sexual encounters. I judge size with my eyes and I'm not so picky about dicks. As long as they're big I don't care.

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 08:18 AM
You shouldn't worry. There are no rulers involved in my sexual encounters. I judge size with my eyes and I'm not so picky about dicks. As long as they're big I don't care.

I wouldn't know about that, so I have to take your word for it.

JeNn
12-09-2004, 08:20 AM
I wouldn't know about that, so I have to take your word for it.

I'll give you a demonstration if you like :eek:

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 08:23 AM
I'll give you a demonstration if you like :eek:

That would thrill me no end. You probably have a bigger one than most of the guys on here.

rusty_red_head
12-09-2004, 08:26 AM
wow JeNn!!!
give me a demonstration

JeNn
12-09-2004, 08:27 AM
That would thrill me no end. You probably have a bigger one than most of the guys on here.

Now that's just nasty :mad:

JeNn
12-09-2004, 08:28 AM
wow JeNn!!!
give me a demonstration

Name a time and a place ;)

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 08:29 AM
Now that's just nasty :mad:

Come on like I was being serious, but in spite of this you are probably more attractive when mad and that scares me.

Midgimullets just don't do it for many people.

JeNn
12-09-2004, 08:34 AM
Come on like I was being serious, but in spite of this you are probably more attractive when mad and that scares me.

Midgimullets just don't do it for many people.

I knew you weren't being serious :p

Poor Midgimullet :sad: One day you will find a true love :angel:

I'll be back, I'm watching One Tree Hill now. Chad Michael Murray, there is a hottie :drool"

Action Jackson
12-09-2004, 08:35 AM
I knew you weren't being serious :p

Poor Midgimullet :sad: One day you will find a true love :angel:

I'll be back, I'm watching One Tree Hill now. Chad Michael Murray, there is a hottie :drool"

I find plenty of love on the tennis court though that is usually on the scoreboard.

Go ahead and drool and get it out of your system.

alfonsojose
12-09-2004, 06:49 PM
:eek: that's why they're fantasies. Sometimes it's dangerous to make them happen :tape:

zoltan83
12-09-2004, 09:33 PM
:haha: OMG... too funny :haha:

zoltan83
12-09-2004, 09:40 PM
I generally go for the freakishly tall types (Bovina, Karlovic).

But, I'm easy and you will do. :)
Take advantage of Lena when she's drunk, which is like every night.

Interesting to know that :lol:



j/k leena

Nikki♥
12-10-2004, 07:49 AM
maybe moustache is down there ;)

I hate moustaches down there. Hair in the mouth is terribly disgusting. I wax myself down there every 3 weeks and I request the same from my lovers too. :angel:

Nikki♥
12-10-2004, 07:50 AM
Only Grandpas and Grandmas have hairy dicks and pussies in my opinion.

Fee
12-10-2004, 08:10 AM
I hate moustaches down there. Hair in the mouth is terribly disgusting. I wax myself down there every 3 weeks and I request the same from my lovers too. :angel:

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

Corey Feldman
12-10-2004, 12:44 PM
I hate moustaches down there. Hair in the mouth is terribly disgusting. I wax myself down there every 3 weeks and I request the same from my lovers too. :angel:
Like the karate kid said...
wax on... wax offff :eek:
i should wax my chest :o its not quite sampras/federer chest 'yet' mind you ;) :p

Nikki♥
12-10-2004, 02:24 PM
TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

:confused:

Nikki♥
12-10-2004, 02:24 PM
Like the karate kid said...
wax on... wax offff :eek:
i should wax my chest :o its not quite sampras/federer chest 'yet' mind you ;) :p

Men with waxed chests are very sexy.

Corey Feldman
12-10-2004, 02:33 PM
wax me nicole :o

Corey Feldman
12-10-2004, 02:34 PM
:confused:
TMI= too much info ;)
for me IWMI= i want more info :p

Nikki♥
12-10-2004, 03:19 PM
TMI= too much info ;)
for me IWMI= i want more info :p

:lol:

Sorry Fee. I´m a stupid blonde and I´m way too talkative sometimes.

Nikki♥
12-10-2004, 03:19 PM
wax me nicole :o

Then come here.

alfonsojose
12-10-2004, 03:23 PM
TMI = take me inside :eek: :devil: Fee

Nikki♥
12-10-2004, 04:11 PM
TMI - Tennis makes impotent :bolt:

buddyholly
12-10-2004, 04:30 PM
TMI - Tennis makes impotent :bolt:

There must be some truth to this, judging by the amount of erectile dysfunction ads on TV during tennis coverage.

Nikki♥
12-10-2004, 05:01 PM
There must be some truth to this, judging by the amount of erectile dysfunction ads on TV during tennis coverage.

Viagra should be a sponsor of the ATP tour.

alfonsojose
12-10-2004, 05:59 PM
Viagra should be a sponsor of the ATP tour.
"Use Viagra and you'll have it harder than Roddick's serve and steady as Cañas' stamina."

alfonsojose
12-10-2004, 06:02 PM
But they won't say about secondary efects as "Precision of Roddick's forehand volley or some cramps like " ... u know who :tape:

Corey Feldman
12-10-2004, 07:48 PM
Then come here.
comes for her :o

Corey Feldman
12-10-2004, 07:48 PM
ive found my sexual fantasy
to have my chest shaved by princesa :o

Corey Feldman
12-10-2004, 07:49 PM
be careful of my nipples though :(

buddyholly
12-11-2004, 02:56 AM
But they won't say about secondary efects as "Precision of Roddick's forehand volley or some cramps like " ... u know who :tape:

:haha: :haha:

I would love to see C***a doing the TV commercial between sets.

"Viagra will get you up for that big one you want so much, but consult your coach beforehand, excessive use may cause cramping and uncontrolable whining. Remember, responsible use of drugs is only bad if you are caught.''

Yonge
12-11-2004, 06:18 AM
Viagra should be a sponsor of the ATP tour.

Just imagine: "The Viagra ATP Race"

Then at the Masters Cup, the year-end no.1 receives a trophy shaped like an erect phallus (instead of the current Indesit logo). Come to think of it, some players might actually be more motivated to be number 1...

Nikki♥
12-11-2004, 09:03 AM
ive found my sexual fantasy
to have my chest shaved by princesa :o

:devil:

Don´t worry, I won´t hurt your nipples. I´m an expert.

Nikki♥
12-11-2004, 09:03 AM
Just imagine: "The Viagra ATP Race"

Then at the Masters Cup, the year-end no.1 receives a trophy shaped like an erect phallus (instead of the current Indesit logo). Come to think of it, some players might actually be more motivated to be number 1...

:haha:

alfonsojose
12-11-2004, 03:23 PM
Just imagine: "The Viagra ATP Race"

Then at the Masters Cup, the year-end no.1 receives a trophy shaped like an erect phallus (instead of the current Indesit logo). Come to think of it, some players might actually be more motivated to be number 1...
from AP :eek: :tape:
Jim Courier is going to return to the Viagra ATP Tour. "I want to have one of those dick trophies in my bedroom" :angel:

Corey Feldman
12-11-2004, 07:09 PM
:devil:

Don´t worry, I won´t hurt your nipples. I´m an expert.
:drool:

RonE
12-11-2004, 07:32 PM
from AP :eek: :tape:
Jim Courier is going to return to the Viagra ATP Tour. "I want to have one of those dick trophies in my bedroom" :angel:

Has Jim run out of chairs in his house again?

Corey Feldman
12-11-2004, 07:47 PM
http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/mittelgrosse/medium-smiley-025.gif

iliketennis
12-12-2004, 04:25 AM
and u are ... Amelie or Jim Courier ?
Jim Courier :) ;)

Yonge
12-12-2004, 04:33 AM
from AP :eek: :tape:
Jim Courier is going to return to the Viagra ATP Tour. "I want to have one of those dick trophies in my bedroom" :angel:

You know how some players kiss their trophies after they've just won?
Yes, let's hope Courier wins the Masters Cup, see what he does with the Viagra trophy.... :tape:

Nikki♥
12-12-2004, 09:38 AM
You know how some players kiss their trophies after they've just won?
Yes, let's hope Courier wins the Masters Cup, see what he does with the Viagra trophy.... :tape:

I think he will lick his beloved trophy all night long. And then he will fall asleep pretty pissed since the stupid, stupid trophy just didn´t want to cum.

Nikki♥
12-12-2004, 09:39 AM
:drool:

:lick:

Action Jackson
12-12-2004, 09:45 AM
But they won't say about secondary efects as "Precision of Roddick's forehand volley or some cramps like " ... u know who :tape:

:haha: :haha:

buddyholly
12-12-2004, 11:07 PM
You know how some players kiss their trophies after they've just won?
Yes, let's hope Courier wins the Masters Cup, see what he does with the Viagra trophy.... :tape:

Looks like Jim gets the last laugh, and a real live trophy Dick, ....sorry,.. Duck.

buddyholly
12-12-2004, 11:35 PM
Congratulations Alfonso. Today's paper says that Colombians are the happiest people on earth according to a Dutch study. I am not sure if something got lost in translation from the Dutch and the study actually found that Colombians are the gayest people on earth.
Switzerland came second. Ticos came second among Latinos so I guess it is not too bad here. :clap2: :clap2:
However, there was a footnote in the study that said if a certain sex-obsessed, Coria-hating tennis fan was excluded from the database, then Switzerland comes first and Colombia drops to ninth in the world. :silly: :silly:

alfonsojose
12-13-2004, 03:38 AM
I think he will lick his beloved trophy all night long. And then he will fall asleep pretty pissed since the stupid, stupid trophy just didn´t want to cum.
Or even worse, Jim will try to make the d*ck trophy by pushing it inside his ... :o :tape: (i can't say that. POAAP member here :angel: )

alfonsojose
12-13-2004, 03:45 AM
Jim Courier :) ;)
with such a :drool: avatar i do believe you're Jim :hug: ;)

alfonsojose
12-13-2004, 03:47 AM
Congratulations Alfonso. Today's paper says that Colombians are the happiest people on earth according to a Dutch study. I am not sure if something got lost in translation from the Dutch and the study actually found that Colombians are the gayest people on earth.
Switzerland came second. Ticos came second among Latinos so I guess it is not too bad here. :clap2: :clap2:
However, there was a footnote in the study that said if a certain sex-obsessed, Coria-hating tennis fan was excluded from the database, then Switzerland comes first and Colombia drops to ninth in the world. :silly: :silly:
sex-obsessed people :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :angel:

alfonsojose
12-13-2004, 04:01 AM
That is gbpgbp's(ballbuster) ultimate fantasy.
:lol: i can't imagine ballbuster "eating out" Serena down there while being anal-fisted by Venus :tape:

Fee
12-13-2004, 04:06 AM
Alfonso, how did you miss the Best Abs thread?

alfonsojose
12-13-2004, 04:14 AM
Alfonso, how did you miss the Best Abs thread?
:bolt:

alfonsojose
12-22-2004, 05:56 PM
Merry Christmas :devil:

Ultraman
12-22-2004, 06:21 PM
To be kidnapped by group of wicked insatiable amazon supermodel sorority girls......held captive in their basement.....teased unmercifully.......and forced to serve as their oral slave....whenever they desire......for as long as they desire.......with complete disregard for my needs

:ras:

Ultraman
12-22-2004, 06:38 PM
Who´s into rimming? Please be serious.

It's the bomb!

My last gf liked it so much that she could achieve an orgasm...and it got to the point where she was always demanding it.

I miss her......:bigcry:

Washa Koroleva
12-22-2004, 06:41 PM
my f**king god

Leena
12-22-2004, 06:49 PM
It's the bomb!

My last gf liked it so much that she could achieve an orgasm...and it got to the point where she was always demanding it.

I miss her......:bigcry:
I didn't get to an orgasm, but if I had someone who could do it better... I'm sure I could. :)

It feels really, really nice.

Ultraman
12-22-2004, 06:52 PM
I didn't get to an orgasm, but if I had someone who could do it better... I'm sure I could. :)

It feels really, really nice.


You just have to instruct them on how you like it done, then you are all set.
;)

alfonsojose
12-23-2004, 03:41 AM
Incidentally, how talkative/moanative are you when having sex?
I like when the guy wispers bad words to me. I'm the positive one ... YES, YES, YES, YES!! :drool:

Daniel
12-24-2004, 08:18 AM
:eek: di u like spanking Alfonso?

alfonsojose
12-24-2004, 06:28 PM
:eek: di u like spanking Alfonso?
:eek: not at all

alfonsojose
12-26-2004, 05:20 AM
eat my boxers away, baby :drool: :drool: :lick:

buddyholly
12-26-2004, 03:20 PM
Well, since the coria banning thread is unfortunately closed, there is nowhere else to go but here.
Alfonso, I am not surprised you will be starting a weekly praying thread. I always did suspect you were a priest. :devil:
But I do hope the praying thread will be in addition to your regular threads. :D

mandy7
12-27-2004, 12:00 PM
I also really want to have sex in a public place as well.

how old are you? cause you should have done that by now!

Someone really naughty too... like school or work.

:yawn:

I also want to try 3 guys at once.

*coughs* skank! *coughs*

mandy7
12-29-2004, 02:01 PM
:eek: I didn't want to know all this :eek: :scared:

haha, that's pure denial
you're worse than most ppl here :lol:

Action Jackson
12-31-2004, 08:08 AM
This is something I will never try, but this story needs to be told.

One of my friends who is a policeman, when he was in the regional Police Academy he had a very interesting night. He got together with one of the female cadets and got it on as they say.

What he didn't know at the time was that it was 'that time of the month' for her, but alcohol can do things to some people. He gets on with the job and finishes it and then goes back to his room with his other friends.

They start cheering and when they put the light on, the guys notice that he has the colour of red below and above his lips. Yes, my friend decided to go down on a woman at that time of the month, when most hetero guys stay away.

His response to what it tasted like. "Yeah it was a bit different, very salty". This is how he became Count Dracula. It's known as the Dolmio Grin which is a brand of made up pasta sauce, when the can gets popped open and there is that bit of tomato around the lid.

RonE
12-31-2004, 10:05 AM
Okaaaayyyy...... that is a bit more info than most of us would have wanted to know but thanks for sharing it anyway GWH.

If we are on to stories I know of a case where during work a boss and his secretary decided to do the nasty but when the time came to withdraw, he was stuck inside her. They had to call an ambulance and medics took the two away on a stretcher while they were clinging on to one another :lol:

Action Jackson
12-31-2004, 10:10 AM
RonE, yes I know that story was ordinary, but the stretcher scene is one that I can't stop laughing at.

Choupi
12-31-2004, 10:34 AM
Okaaaayyyy...... that is a bit more info than most of us would have wanted to know but thanks for sharing it anyway GWH.

If we are on to stories I know of a case where during work a boss and his secretary decided to do the nasty but when the time came to withdraw, he was stuck inside her. They had to call an ambulance and medics took the two away on a stretcher while they were clinging on to one another :lol:

Well these kinds of things happen and more often than you think... ;)
I've got a friend who's nurse in an hospital for quite a long time now and you can't imagine how many of those situations she has already been confronted with...And it's as embarassing for the medical staff as for the 2 unlucky protagonists... :rolleyes:

J. Corwin
12-31-2004, 11:17 AM
:lol: filet mignon and dog poop served with a glass of hot Roddick's urine :lick:


Coprophilia
cop·ro·phil·i·a Audio pronunciation of "coprophilia" ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kpr-fl-)
n.

An abnormal, often obsessive interest in excrement, especially the use of feces for sexual excitement. "Brown showers" is the need to smell or view feces or the act of defecation as a primary means of sexual arousal and gratification.


Urophilia or "Golden Showers" or "Water Sports" is the sexual arousal and gratification through urinating or watching the act of urination.


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Frooty_Bazooty
12-31-2004, 12:38 PM
me and my friends had a big debate about this in college about whether we'd allow someone to poo onto our stomachs for 1000 euro. I'd SO do it. like all you have to do is let someone poo on you and then you go have a shower and go spend your money.

ive never done rimming but i cant wait to do it!!! :yippee:

alfonsojose
12-31-2004, 02:09 PM
Maybe "water sports" but feces :eek: I mean, those guys would be horny all the time at an Kinder Garden :scared: :bolt:

ozfan44
12-31-2004, 04:56 PM
my fantasy me 2 other guys and 2 chicks somewhere in the pacific on a deserted beach going at it all together on the beach and in the water, 2 cops come up and then join in the action with us!

mine used to be to do it in a public place but i have done that now so moving onto bigger and better things