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All the GOATs in one list, Your thoughts?

TigerTim
09-16-2012, 06:55 PM
GOAT Examples:
Clay GOAT - Nadal
Tuneup GOAT - Lendl
Left-handed GOAT - Laver
Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang
Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic
Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras
Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net-
player GOAT - Becker
Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi
Peaking too early GOAT - Chang
Nearly-man GOAT - Henman
Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan
Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic
ass picking GOAT - Nadal
ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed
Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick
Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic
Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :)
Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny
One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga
Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian
Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg
Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos;
Goat byryiani: Minar Palace;
Roast goat: my grandmother.
Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin
Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray
Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek
Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer
Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman
GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT)
Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline

found this on the net, one or two are a bit iffy

EDIT: LOVE the becker one :D

Federer in 2
09-16-2012, 06:57 PM
Interview GOAT - Roddick
Smash GOAT - Djokovic

duarte_a
09-16-2012, 07:00 PM
Butt picking GOAT - nadal
Time wasting GOAT - nadal
T-shirt ripping GOAT - djokovic
Ball bouncing GOAT - djokovic
masoquist GOAT - youzhny

True GOAT - Roger Federer

Sanya
09-16-2012, 07:10 PM
I see people are bored to write the undisputed truth Fed is the only tennis GOAT all over again, trying to find something else. Can`t blame them for that. :lol:

GOATsol
09-16-2012, 07:12 PM
Rosol/Soderling can compete for the PiggyRoasting GOAT title.

I'm giving it to Rosol.

TigerTim
09-16-2012, 07:16 PM
nah

Soderling roasted pig on a nice coal fire

nothing beats that

SerialKillerToBe
09-16-2012, 07:16 PM
goat GOAT - goat

TigerTim
09-16-2012, 07:18 PM
goat GOAT - goat

http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/3910369_700b.jpg

TBkeeper
09-16-2012, 07:28 PM
Balding too early GOAT - Davydenko
Fluking slams GOAT - Johannson

Time Violation
09-16-2012, 07:29 PM
GOAT Examples:
Clay GOAT - Nadal
Tuneup GOAT - Lendl
Left-handed GOAT - Laver
Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang
Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic
Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras
Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net-
player GOAT - Becker
Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi
Peaking too early GOAT - Chang
Nearly-man GOAT - Henman
Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan
Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic
ass picking GOAT - Nadal
ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed
Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick
Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic
Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :)
Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny
One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga
Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian
Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg
Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos;
Goat byryiani: Minar Palace;
Roast goat: my grandmother.
Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin
Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray
Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek
Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer
Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman
GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT)
Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline

found this on the net, one or two are a bit iffy

EDIT: LOVE the becker one :D

http://www.beaucamera.com/Images/nature%20images/animal%20images/Images/Harleys%20Goats/50806_20_550.jpg

TigerTim
09-16-2012, 07:31 PM
Balding too early GOAT - Davydenko
Fluking slams GOAT - Johannson

Ljuba and Agassi will give Koyla competition on that one :D

Freak3yman84
09-17-2012, 02:38 AM
The Gentleman GOAT - Warlocq

Certinfy
09-17-2012, 02:41 AM
Wind GOAT - Berdych

Paylu2007
09-17-2012, 02:41 AM
Rosol/Soderling can compete for the PiggyRoasting GOAT title.

I'm giving it to Rosol.

Rosol! :hearts:

Robin! :lick:

Paylu2007
09-17-2012, 02:43 AM
linesman kicker GOAT--Nalby
life threatening GOAT---Serena

Topspindoctor
09-17-2012, 02:58 AM
Swearing GOAT - Mandy
Return GOAT - Isner

Absolute Anthropoid
09-17-2012, 03:27 AM
Approach shot GOAT - Dick Rod

Soft hands at the net (net GOAT) - Miloserve Botnic

All court tennis GOAT - John Isner

Edda
09-17-2012, 03:42 AM
Hotal owning, tournament owning, tennis academy owning, enjoy your retirement GOAT-Juan Carlos Ferrero

Pratik
09-17-2012, 08:17 AM
GOAT Examples:
Clay GOAT - Nadal
Tuneup GOAT - Lendl
Left-handed GOAT - Laver
Fitness GOAT - Borg/Chang
Mental basket case GOAT - Ivanisevic
Half-arsed GOAT - Sampras
Pig-headed-preference-for-baseline-play-even-though-a-great-net-
player GOAT - Becker
Unsteady career graph GOAT - Agassi
Peaking too early GOAT - Chang
Nearly-man GOAT - Henman
Journeyman who had one big result GOAT - Bastl/Peter Doohan
Happening Hair GOAT - Frank Dancevic
ass picking GOAT - Nadal
ambiguously gay GOAT - Fed
Striking resemblance to that guy from American Pie GOAT - Roddick
Nothing but a serve GOAT - Karlovic
Can't-Serve-GOAT - Schalken (always remember him :)
Self-infliction-GOAT - Youzhny
One-Match-Superman-At-Aussie-GOAT - Tsonga
Who-Ate-All-The-Pies-GOAT - Nalbandian
Goat of all Goats - Bjorn Borg
Goat taco: Cantina los Caballitos;
Goat byryiani: Minar Palace;
Roast goat: my grandmother.
Chick-magnet GOAT - Safin
Miserable-Scottish-git GOAT - Murray
Scoring-above-his-level GOAT - Stepanek
Worst hawkeye percentage GOAT - Federer
Married to a GOAT - Greg Norman
GGOAT - Martina Navratilova (Gay GOAT)
Lazy Goat wandering on a tennis court - Cedric Pioline

found this on the net, one or two are a bit iffy

EDIT: LOVE the becker one :D

Urbandictionary?

BroTree123
09-17-2012, 08:20 AM
Nose GOAT - Olderer.

Deathless Mortal
09-17-2012, 08:26 AM
Troll GOAT - Fognini

Johnbert
09-17-2012, 08:32 AM
one-handed-backhand-goat = tsonga

Avi14
09-17-2012, 08:36 AM
Crying GOAT - Federer

evilmindbulgaria
09-17-2012, 08:41 AM
Wanna-be-rapper Goat - Dolgopolov :D

Johnbert
09-17-2012, 08:42 AM
Crying GOAT - Federer

unbeatable-if-healthy-goat = nadal

Litotes
09-17-2012, 08:52 AM
Matchpointsaving GOAT - Lapentti

Andy1402
09-17-2012, 09:57 AM
Butt picking GOAT - nadal
Time wasting GOAT - nadal
T-shirt ripping GOAT - djokovic
Ball bouncing GOAT - djokovic
masoquist GOAT - youzhny

True GOAT - Roger Federer

Great list.

TigerTim
09-17-2012, 10:00 AM
Urbandictionary?

:yeah:

Nole Rules
09-17-2012, 10:08 AM
Ass GOAT - Stan.

Juz78
09-17-2012, 12:49 PM
The only odd one out is Clay GOAT - Nadal... the rest are somewhat amusing...

which makes me think you either added it or the original poster is a Nadaltard... that taints the whole list...

Looner
09-17-2012, 01:10 PM
Crying GOAT - Federer

Dumbfans GOAT= Dull

fsoica
09-17-2012, 01:15 PM
peak years of Fed: 2004-2007

2004-2007 H2H with Nadal: 6-8

6-8 is an acceptable H2H with some nemesis even for a GOAT...

this means: Fed is the TRUE GOAT...

nole_no1
09-17-2012, 01:18 PM
Footwork GOAT - Del Potro
Tactical GOAT - Golubev
McDonald's GOAT - Nalbandian (Junqueira is a tough competitor for this one)
Classy GOAT - Fish
Beauty GOAT - Stepanek
Weed GOAT - Dustin Brown

avi_385
09-18-2012, 04:36 PM
Winning Goat - Donald Young

GOATsol
09-18-2012, 04:46 PM
ObsessedwithmyownbuttGOAT=nadull

luie
09-18-2012, 04:58 PM
Coke GOAT - gasquet
Meth GOAT- Agassi
Dope GOAT- puerta
HGH GOAT- Odesnik
Left hand GOAT - fed
" favorite" GOAT - nadull
Heat GOAT - Novak