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MTF Bios: Because, from the bottom of your heart, you love us. Today: Murray

viruzzz
09-11-2012, 03:38 AM
Hello, my dear angels of retribution, it's professor Johnny Viruz and this is:

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg62/scaled.php?server=62&filename=mtfbios.png&res=landing

Today:
Jamie Murray
http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg3/scaled.php?server=3&filename=jamiemurray.jpg&res=landing


Jamie Murray was born in the beautiful city of Whitebridge, Scotland, near the Loch Ness.

As we all know, scottish people raises loch ness monsters as pets, of course, the Murray family isn't the exception. In his 10th birthday, Jamie recieved a beautiful monster named Jed.
He was the older brother, so, according to the law, he's the real owner and not his little brohter Andy.

http://sportingantidote.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/andy-murray-crying.jpg
"Mommy, I want a baby monster too!"

- I... I... I don't know where to start.
- So shut up and enjoy the ride, this is the Viruzship and it's powering up the engine.


You've probably seen Jamie and his pet before, they're usually cheering for his brother Andy next to his mom, becase as we all know "Monsters are the most faithful fans".

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg255/scaled.php?server=255&filename=monstruojamiem.jpg&res=landing




But we're not here to talk about Jed...


BAAAAH!!! JK! Let's talk the shit out about Jed.


How many times you talk about a living lake-monster?


Jed was growing up so fast and eating so much, it was very difficult to raise him in the house, so Judy Murray decided they had to free the monster.

Jamie was 100% against that, so he and Jed escaped to London, the city that never sleeps. They had no money, but a heart full of hope.
And a tennis racquet.


They started playing doubles together, but, as you can imagine, Jed wasn't a very good player.
And Jamie... kinda sucks playing singles.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg818/scaled.php?server=818&filename=jamiemurray3.jpg&res=landing


It was time to change partners for Jamie, so, he searched for someone who reminded him to Jed.
In other words, a Monster-Looking thing.

A.K.A. Jelena Jankovic.


Jelena and Jamie were the perfect couple in every sense of the word.
They won Wimbledon, making Jamie the "Fred Perry successor", bringing glory to Scotland and showing the world that you only need hope.
And love. The love of a little scottish kid and his monster to conquer the world. (We're talking about Jed this time, not Jelena).

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg21/scaled.php?server=21&filename=jamiemurray2.jpg&res=landing


And of course, the "Celebration" after the tournament, if you know what I mean ;) ;) ;)

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07/murrayjelenaG_450x300.jpg
"Ooo, someone's gonna get some pooosi tonight! Boom kaka boom!"



Well folks, I hope you enjoyed this MTF-Bio.
This is professor Johnny Viruz and I hope you enjoy this epilogue.


http://www.morethanthegames.co.uk/files/morethanthegames/jamiemurray.jpg
"And then, my little brother said: Look, mommy, i'm gonna win a slam!"


- DUDE!!! That was the pic you were going to use if Nole had won the final!
- OH CRAP!!! Chris, give me the 2nd pic...

...

- DAMN YOU, CHRIS!


Uhhh... Right, right!

Jamie Murray also had a big photographer career.
He took this photo: His little brother Andy Murray with his most loyal scottish fan, Corey Fe... OH, I MEAN, Sap... uhmmm... Yeah. Some anonymous guy.


http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg405/scaled.php?server=405&filename=andymurrayfan.jpg&res=landing



*Here in MTF Bios we say NO to stereotypes.

Freak3yman84
09-11-2012, 03:46 AM
Another gem Mr. viruzzz! :bowdown:

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Sham Kay
09-11-2012, 04:04 AM
Brilliant work again wee laddie

TigerTim
09-11-2012, 04:11 AM
:haha:

the pic of Ashe with "sup" :lol:

and the drunken scot

:drink: :haha:

green25814
09-11-2012, 04:15 AM
:worship:

mooncreek
09-11-2012, 06:37 AM
Jed=Jelena explains so much. :)

Chase Visa
09-11-2012, 06:47 AM
Oh man :lol:

Rumour
09-11-2012, 05:46 PM
It's only a matter of time until viruzzz is recruited to write an official tennis biography :worship:

BroTree123
09-11-2012, 05:48 PM
To think viruzzz couldn't rise any higher.... you are the fucking man :bowdown: :bowdown:

Why So Serious?
09-11-2012, 05:51 PM
Can't stop..:worship:

TigerTim
09-11-2012, 05:52 PM
This is the best bio for sure :lol:

:yeah:

Sophocles
09-11-2012, 05:55 PM
Superb. Couldn't rep you.

Orange Wombat
10-20-2012, 10:58 PM
Too good man :bowdown:

MuzzahLovah
10-21-2012, 12:05 AM
Hello, my dear angels of retribution, it's professor Johnny Viruz and this is:

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg62/scaled.php?server=62&filename=mtfbios.png&res=landing

Today:
Jamie Murray
http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg3/scaled.php?server=3&filename=jamiemurray.jpg&res=landing


Jamie Murray was born in the beautiful city of Whitebridge, Scotland, near the Loch Ness.

As we all know, scottish people raises loch ness monsters as pets, of course, the Murray family isn't the exception. In his 10th birthday, Jamie recieved a beautiful monster named Jed.
He was the older brother, so, according to the law, he's the real owner and not his little brohter Andy.

http://sportingantidote.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/andy-murray-crying.jpg
"Mommy, I want a baby monster too!"

- I... I... I don't know where to start.
- So shut up and enjoy the ride, this is the Viruzship and it's powering up the engine.


You've probably seen Jamie and his pet before, they're usually cheering for his brother Andy next to his mom, becase as we all know "Monsters are the most faithful fans".

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg255/scaled.php?server=255&filename=monstruojamiem.jpg&res=landing




But we're not here to talk about Jed...


BAAAAH!!! JK! Let's talk the shit out about Jed.


How many times you talk about a living lake-monster?


Jed was growing up so fast and eating so much, it was very difficult to raise him in the house, so Judy Murray decided they had to free the monster.

Jamie was 100% against that, so he and Jed escaped to London, the city that never sleeps. They had no money, but a heart full of hope.
And a tennis racquet.


They started playing doubles together, but, as you can imagine, Jed wasn't a very good player.
And Jamie... kinda sucks playing singles.

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg818/scaled.php?server=818&filename=jamiemurray3.jpg&res=landing


It was time to change partners for Jamie, so, he searched for someone who reminded him to Jed.
In other words, a Monster-Looking thing.

A.K.A. Jelena Jankovic.


Jelena and Jamie were the perfect couple in every sense of the word.
They won Wimbledon, making Jamie the "Fred Perry successor", bringing glory to Scotland and showing the world that you only need hope.
And love. The love of a little scottish kid and his monster to conquer the world. (We're talking about Jed this time, not Jelena).

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg21/scaled.php?server=21&filename=jamiemurray2.jpg&res=landing


And of course, the "Celebration" after the tournament, if you know what I mean ;) ;) ;)

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07/murrayjelenaG_450x300.jpg
"Ooo, someone's gonna get some pooosi tonight! Boom kaka boom!"



Well folks, I hope you enjoyed this MTF-Bio.
This is professor Johnny Viruz and I hope you enjoy this epilogue.


http://www.morethanthegames.co.uk/files/morethanthegames/jamiemurray.jpg
"And then, my little brother said: Look, mommy, i'm gonna win a slam!"


- DUDE!!! That was the pic you were going to use if Nole had won the final!
- OH CRAP!!! Chris, give me the 2nd pic...

...

- DAMN YOU, CHRIS!


Uhhh... Right, right!

Jamie Murray also had a big photographer career.
He took this photo: His little brother Andy Murray with his most loyal scottish fan, Corey Fe... OH, I MEAN, Sap... uhmmm... Yeah. Some anonymous guy.


http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg405/scaled.php?server=405&filename=andymurrayfan.jpg&res=landing



*Here in MTF Bios we say NO to stereotypes.

Why is this in GM?

redshift36188
10-21-2012, 01:06 AM
Why is this in GM?
MTF Bios is of the greatest relevance to the History of this sport, must be in the section with the most visibility.

Mountaindewslave
10-21-2012, 04:31 AM
gotta admit, laughed a lot a this one. very funny and clever to use a lochness monster to excite Jamie Murray's limited accomplishments haha and yeah damn Jelena is ugly.

great stuff :worship: :worship:

xargon
10-21-2012, 04:45 AM
I think JJ was the reason they won.

Lestat
10-21-2012, 05:18 AM
LOOOOOOOOOL
Genial Viruzz, cuando pensé que no podías superarte, te aparecés con esto lol

Alex999
10-21-2012, 05:23 AM
lolz, this is good stuff. too funny. Viruzz is good.

Alex999
10-21-2012, 05:25 AM
I think JJ was the reason they won.
it was her serve :secret: and her short skirt.I did watch the match so I know what I'm talking about.

xargon
10-22-2012, 02:23 AM
it was her serve :secret: and her short skirt.I did watch the match so I know what I'm talking about.

Of course it was her, why hasn't Jamie done anything since??? Judy owes her big time.

TechnoViking
10-22-2012, 08:00 PM
Not bad, but the Hewitt bio remains the pinnacle of your career.

MTwEeZi
10-22-2012, 08:02 PM
step away from the crack pipe.

Lestat
10-22-2012, 08:20 PM
in threads like this one never replies from guys as topspinclown and mark clowners, they lack of sense of humor and are so boring :wavey:

viruzzz
10-22-2012, 08:32 PM
in threads like this one never replies from guys as topspinclown and mark clowners, they lack of sense of humor and are so boring :wavey:

T-doc goodrepped me for this thread (And it's not the first time he does it), I actually like his sense of humor. He bash Federer a bit, but I can live with that if we compare him to the other users.



step away from the crack pipe.

Fuck you.

MTwEeZi
10-23-2012, 02:12 PM
bitches gonna bitch.

Julián Santiago
10-23-2012, 02:27 PM
T-doc sometimes has a great sense of humour:

Noserer to cruise through the draw without dropping a set and most likely serve. Combination of rigged draws, crooked organizers and Noserer's mysterious voodoo sorcery that induces severe diarrhea in his opponents right before the match will see him through to another title at Noserer Invitational. As a safety precaution, Mirka will be in the stands during every match to dazzle and distract Noserer's opponents with her beauty :cool::smoke::yeah:

:superlol:

Julián Santiago
10-23-2012, 02:27 PM
Muy bueno otra vez Viruzz, la verdad te superás cada día. Genio!