Pam's People

ATPworld needs more Pam. wta site was where I could preach the Pam's Religion and without that the word cannot be spread.

Come and join me.....

Oh go on Pam, show us the Pamfro! :drool:

I pledge allegiance to the holy Pamster

*bows*

PAM! I love you.

Teach me the ways of Pam...I must be healed.

Yoooohoooooo!!! :D :wavey:

My wonderful fans! Bestill your beating hearts and listen to Saint Pamster!

Repeat after me:

PamRockz.....
The PamFro is the best hairstyle ever....
Pam carried Martina Navratilova in their dubs partnership....
Pam is the finest Pammentator in the land...
Chris Evert Suckz (literally, so I've heard -its enough to make a giraffe blush) ....
Giraffes are wonderful creatures that must be protected....

Oh and before I forget:

DON'T MENTION THE GRAND SLAM RECORD...

Pam...I love you

Pam...I love you

Yeah baby, I love me too....

Where are the other Pam-Fans?? The legions of them?? Are they lost in the black cyber hole between the worlds of WTA and ATP??

Well, one won't register, one is eating, 2 are in bed, and that's just Brumshire...so I have no idea about the others.

I'm here though!

I'm here though!

Yes! Thankfully! And I can count myself as a fan?? So thats two. Great, doubles my record number of fans....

Sing along with me: "Ms Pam-e-la-ee...."

Pam...any chance of me getting a poster of you from somehwere? I've searched high (very high) and low, but to no avail

Look even higher!

Well my dear friend and fan, I did once come across posters of my good self being put up for sale on Ebay. And they were Pamfro pics too. Awesome stuff. As well as an autographed baseball. I expect it was you who bought it all??

erm...yes, of course it was me. Who else? I am a fan of yours.

Who else? Well I wondered where my mom got all those posters from...

Mom Shriver...tell us Pam, what's your momma like?

She called me Pam HOWARD Shriver....what do you think?

White coats, straight jackets and bad hair................

any chance of a pic?

*bows to pam* :D

Worship me and you shall be rewarded:
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Mom is looking a bit ill here. She'd just come out of hospital.

and this is a Shriver family get together back home in Baltimore
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Pam...do you enjoy family get-togethers?

Are you looking forward to Thanksgiving this year?

Oh for sure, family gatherings are pretty cool. Especially when I get to tell them about my amazing career (again).
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I always look forward to Thankgiving. It means for once I'm not the only Turkey on show...

What's the Thanksgiving meal that you and your family tuck into?

Pammie- you rock.

Sorry about your Orioles. :(

The giraffes special:

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Yum :drool:

Ooh, an autumnal feast!

Do you ever marinade your food and if so, what with?

I love this:
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Sue Barker introduced it to me.

Ah, good old House Of Parliament sauce.

So, do you stock up on your trips to England? Is there anything else you stock up on whilst in this country?

Ha! Not your warm beer thats for sure. :p
I like Marmite, but only because it keeps the drunkard George away when I have a headache.

ahem! so err...shit, this place is crap...I need WTAworld back

:sad: I miss wtaWorld. Or PamWorld as I think it should be called.

It does need renaming. Although that old bint you-know-who might get a bit upset. After all, she thinks she is the WTA.

Who Ann Jones???

No, whats-her-name? Oh, you know? Wacko Jacko wrote a song about her...something about her not being his lover, obviously!

Wendy Turnbull?

No, but you're getting closer. She's the same size as Wenders if not a big bigger these days

Vanessa Feltz? Oprah? Ricky Lake??

No...oh, what's she called now? I'm sure she did something once, nothing important though.

She wore funny glasses I think.

Mary Pierce??

Oh I know - Sue Pollard.

Hmm...maybe...oh hang on, I think she's the captain of some team or other.

"captain of some team or other"
erm.... Sandy Tosvik, isnt she a captain on Call My Bluff...

let me see...
she's gay, fat, unfunny, a captain, foreign...but no, can't be...no glasses!

Damn! thought we had it then.

Billie Jean King?

Originally posted by Ace Tracker
Billie Jean King?

Who the fuck is she?

I remember a Billie Moffat. But she ate all her curds and way. Which may be why she's so fat.

Yeah, but who the fuck is she?

Extra member of the Roly-Poly Club?

Oh, I think I've seen a picture of her once.

Doesn't she gatecrash a lot of tennis events?

Yeah, and they always have to call security to get rid of this badly dressed ball of lard. No one ever invites her she just finds a way in. I hope you havent seen too many pictures, it may make you ill.

I think I 'bumped' into her at Wimbledon.

I sought therapy on my return home, after my stay in the psychiatric ward of my local NHS hosptial.

If you bumped into her then you were probably flattened. i hear she's been offered a contract for the Wrestling circuit, only she wanted payment in cakes.

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