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Pam's People

Pamela Shriver
09-29-2002, 11:20 PM
ATPworld needs more Pam. wta site was where I could preach the Pam's Religion and without that the word cannot be spread.

Come and join me.....

Luna_Angel_84
09-29-2002, 11:21 PM
Oh go on Pam, show us the Pamfro! :drool:

>>vamos_tommy<<
09-29-2002, 11:22 PM
I pledge allegiance to the holy Pamster

*bows*

Snuffkin
09-29-2002, 11:22 PM
PAM! I love you.

Teach me the ways of Pam...I must be healed.

Princess Fiona
09-29-2002, 11:23 PM
Yoooohoooooo!!! :D :wavey:

Pamela Shriver
09-29-2002, 11:28 PM
My wonderful fans! Bestill your beating hearts and listen to Saint Pamster!

Repeat after me:

PamRockz.....
The PamFro is the best hairstyle ever....
Pam carried Martina Navratilova in their dubs partnership....
Pam is the finest Pammentator in the land...
Chris Evert Suckz (literally, so I've heard -its enough to make a giraffe blush) ....
Giraffes are wonderful creatures that must be protected....

Pamela Shriver
09-29-2002, 11:28 PM
Oh and before I forget:

DON'T MENTION THE GRAND SLAM RECORD...

Snuffkin
09-29-2002, 11:35 PM
Pam...I love you

Pamela Shriver
09-29-2002, 11:45 PM
Pam...I love you

Yeah baby, I love me too....

Where are the other Pam-Fans?? The legions of them?? Are they lost in the black cyber hole between the worlds of WTA and ATP??

Snuffkin
09-29-2002, 11:53 PM
Well, one won't register, one is eating, 2 are in bed, and that's just Brumshire...so I have no idea about the others.

I'm here though!

Pamela Shriver
09-29-2002, 11:58 PM
I'm here though!

Yes! Thankfully! And I can count myself as a fan?? So thats two. Great, doubles my record number of fans....

Sing along with me: "Ms Pam-e-la-ee...."

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 12:02 AM
Pam...any chance of me getting a poster of you from somehwere? I've searched high (very high) and low, but to no avail

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 12:06 AM
Look even higher!

Well my dear friend and fan, I did once come across posters of my good self being put up for sale on Ebay. And they were Pamfro pics too. Awesome stuff. As well as an autographed baseball. I expect it was you who bought it all??

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 12:09 AM
erm...yes, of course it was me. Who else? I am a fan of yours.

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 12:12 AM
Who else? Well I wondered where my mom got all those posters from...

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 12:14 AM
Mom Shriver...tell us Pam, what's your momma like?

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 12:17 AM
She called me Pam HOWARD Shriver....what do you think?

White coats, straight jackets and bad hair................

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 12:19 AM
any chance of a pic?

Allie
09-30-2002, 12:22 AM
*bows to pam* :D

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 12:32 AM
Worship me and you shall be rewarded:
http://www.puppetartists.com/Sculptures/old%20woman.jpg
Mom is looking a bit ill here. She'd just come out of hospital.

and this is a Shriver family get together back home in Baltimore
http://www.wrdsnpix.com/evaporation/archives/images/gidget_goes_geriatric.jpg

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 12:35 AM
Pam...do you enjoy family get-togethers?

Are you looking forward to Thanksgiving this year?

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 12:47 AM
Oh for sure, family gatherings are pretty cool. Especially when I get to tell them about my amazing career (again).
http://www.vilaszoo.org/giraffes.jpg

I always look forward to Thankgiving. It means for once I'm not the only Turkey on show...

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 12:48 AM
What's the Thanksgiving meal that you and your family tuck into?

Justin
09-30-2002, 12:55 AM
Pammie- you rock.

Sorry about your Orioles. :(

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 12:57 AM
The giraffes special:

http://www.frii.com/~dboll/leaves.jpg

Yum :drool:

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 12:58 AM
Ooh, an autumnal feast!

Do you ever marinade your food and if so, what with?

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 01:12 AM
I love this:
http://www.ukar.org/z/z004b.gif
Sue Barker introduced it to me.

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 01:19 AM
Ah, good old House Of Parliament sauce.

So, do you stock up on your trips to England? Is there anything else you stock up on whilst in this country?

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 01:28 AM
Ha! Not your warm beer thats for sure. :p
I like Marmite, but only because it keeps the drunkard George away when I have a headache.

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 01:35 AM
ahem! so err...shit, this place is crap...I need WTAworld back

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 01:37 AM
:sad: I miss wtaWorld. Or PamWorld as I think it should be called.

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 01:43 AM
It does need renaming. Although that old bint you-know-who might get a bit upset. After all, she thinks she is the WTA.

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 01:52 AM
Who Ann Jones???

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 02:00 AM
No, whats-her-name? Oh, you know? Wacko Jacko wrote a song about her...something about her not being his lover, obviously!

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 02:05 AM
Wendy Turnbull?

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 02:06 AM
No, but you're getting closer. She's the same size as Wenders if not a big bigger these days

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 02:15 AM
Vanessa Feltz? Oprah? Ricky Lake??

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 02:17 AM
No...oh, what's she called now? I'm sure she did something once, nothing important though.

She wore funny glasses I think.

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 02:21 AM
Mary Pierce??

Oh I know - Sue Pollard.

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 02:25 AM
Hmm...maybe...oh hang on, I think she's the captain of some team or other.

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 02:41 AM
"captain of some team or other"
erm.... Sandy Tosvik, isnt she a captain on Call My Bluff...

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 02:45 AM
let me see...
she's gay, fat, unfunny, a captain, foreign...but no, can't be...no glasses!

Damn! thought we had it then.

Ace Tracker
09-30-2002, 02:47 AM
Billie Jean King?

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by Ace Tracker
Billie Jean King?

Who the fuck is she?

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 02:52 AM
I remember a Billie Moffat. But she ate all her curds and way. Which may be why she's so fat.

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 02:53 AM
Yeah, but who the fuck is she?

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 02:57 AM
Extra member of the Roly-Poly Club?

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 03:00 AM
Oh, I think I've seen a picture of her once.

Doesn't she gatecrash a lot of tennis events?

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 03:04 AM
Yeah, and they always have to call security to get rid of this badly dressed ball of lard. No one ever invites her she just finds a way in. I hope you havent seen too many pictures, it may make you ill.

Snuffkin
09-30-2002, 03:08 AM
I think I 'bumped' into her at Wimbledon.

I sought therapy on my return home, after my stay in the psychiatric ward of my local NHS hosptial.

Pamela Shriver
09-30-2002, 03:14 AM
If you bumped into her then you were probably flattened. i hear she's been offered a contract for the Wrestling circuit, only she wanted payment in cakes.

Daniel
09-30-2002, 01:26 PM
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

harry_potter
09-30-2002, 02:12 PM
:D

Daniel
09-30-2002, 02:16 PM
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

harry_potter
09-30-2002, 02:23 PM
:D

Daniel
09-30-2002, 02:25 PM
:confused: