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MTF Bios - When you're bored as fuck waiting for Olympics. Today: Dustin Brown

viruzzz
07-24-2012, 06:47 AM
IMPORTANT NEWS

Mr Dustin Brown, the legend himself, read the MTFBio and announced it into his twitter, give it a look:
http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8089/8401955178_607905d8dc.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/scoobs_uk/8401955178/)

Thank you so much, Dustin, i'm glad you enjoyed it, you're a legend of the game and your Bio was a big pleasure to make.

Also thank you Scoobs for posting it here :yeah:

Okay, here's the bio:

Hello, my beautiful bacon-flavored gummy bears. It's Professor Johnny Viruz and this is:

http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg62/scaled.php?server=62&filename=mtfbios.png&res=landing

Today:
Dustin Brown
http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg827/scaled.php?server=827&filename=dustinbrowna.png&res=landing


Oops! Sorry!


http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg694/scaled.php?server=694&filename=dustinbrown2a.png&res=landing


This is MTF Bios and not that fake biography you can read on the Internet. So, here we're gonna tell you the REAL story about Dustin Brown.

Dustin Brown was born in mid 1984 in Trenchtown, Kingston, Jamaica. He's the son of legendary reggae singer Bob Marley.

- Sorry to interrupt you, but he was born in Germ...
- SHUT UP!!!! This is the REAL story, i'm working, dude, let me do it without your bitching
- But... You're wrong! He's a germ...
- YOU-BETTER-SHUT-YOUR-ASS-UP

As I was saying...
We all know Bob Marley had a loooot of kids, most of them reggae singers.


You're probably asking: "WEITAMINET you motherfuckin faker, if he's Marley's son why is his surname Brown?"

- Yeah... That's exactly what i'm asking... I also don't know how he could be a son of Bob Marley because he was dead in 1984.
- OKAY, PIECE O' SHIT... I'm so fuckin tired of you. NO! Bob M wasn't dead, that was a fake rumour, the boss is still alive. And YES! his surname is brown because his step dad was James Brown, now please... SHUT UP!!!!


When he was 10 years old, Mini-Dustin started to love tennis, but James Brown wanted him to be a soul-vocalist... Dustin prefered to be a guy like Sampras over a guy like his dad.
So, because of that, he was sent to live in Jamaica again, this time, by himself.

He learned Rastafarian culture, how to make a joint, how to love reggae music and specially, how to play tennis.



Before Dustin, tennis in Jamaica was somthing like this:

http://www.urbanimage.tv/small_watermarked_images/travel-jamaica-vibes.dread_tennis_wimbledon_ab_n.jpg


And now, it's something like this:
http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4009/4476807500_b9690da3b5.jpg


(see? Now there's no hat!)



STYLE OF PLAY

Dustin has a Ph. D from the Monfils university, that means, the guy can play really beautiful points, dominate his rival beeing 6-0 5-0, and then blew so many chances you would need the entire population of Jamaica to count them.
Eventually losing the match 6-0 6-7 6-7.

Or, he can reach his super-dreddy form and win over Fedalovic-fusion-into-one-player and win 6-0 6-2 6-0 6-4 (best of 7)

But we're so good guys, let's look at his tennis weapons in YouTube:

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As you can see: The guy can hit the ball with a powerful two handed backhand and a beautiful one-hander it's like Nalbandian having intense brutal sex with Gasquet and having a black rastafarian child. (Oh Richard, how could you? :sad: )


One of his signatures shots is the "Weird-return of serve", with that weapon he can hurt even the most talented playrs like Baghdatis or Berlocq:

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(Skip to minute 6:20)




But his most lethal weapon is the DEADLY FOREHAND:

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In 2010, Dustin Brown decided to play under the german flag.

- ...Okay ...Why?
ARE YOU REALLY ASKING?!?!!

Because this:

http://di1-1.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/2c/26/13/110540496-260x260-0-0_charades+womens+medium+8+10+sexy+german+beer+gar de.jpghttp://di1-1.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/31/da/ec/89919998-260x260-0-0_Leg+Avenue+Sexy+German+Beer+Maid+Wench+Adult+Hal lo.jpghttp://di1-2.shoppingshadow.com/images/pi/14/b3/db/108823326-260x260-0-0_leg+avenue+sexy+halloween+maid+outfits+german+be er.jpg


And this:

http://www.germanbeerinstitute.com/images/DBB_bockbier.gif


And of course, the final reason, to live everybody's dream.
Becoming this guy:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YBc_i8mXy0w/S7QrVH5cdPI/AAAAAAAAAOw/yh0Rgw-RWfQ/s1600/german+stereotype.jpg


(Oh come on, German people, don't get mad. You know we all want to become that guy once in our lives)

Roger the Dodger
07-24-2012, 06:52 AM
Dustbin Brown! :facepalm:

TigerTim
07-24-2012, 07:39 AM
:haha:

Johnbert
07-24-2012, 07:43 AM
epic thread :worship:

edit: lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to viruzzz again.

StevoTG
07-24-2012, 01:24 PM
edit: lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to viruzzz again.

Same here :lol:

Deathless Mortal
07-24-2012, 01:37 PM
:haha:

leng jai
07-24-2012, 01:40 PM
Bored viruzz is an asset to MTF :banana:

STUHL
07-24-2012, 01:42 PM
Yes thats Dustin :lol:

Slade
07-24-2012, 01:43 PM
Good shit. :lol:

RonaldGomez
07-24-2012, 02:19 PM
Hehe, good stuff.

philosophicalarf
07-24-2012, 02:23 PM
Haha, that forehand vid is class.

Chirag
07-24-2012, 02:25 PM
You are too good :haha:

viruzzz
07-24-2012, 06:19 PM
Thank you all, keep tuned, MTF Bios isn't going anywhere.
We just need a really boring time.


Haha, that forehand vid is class.

Yup. Probably the best video in all youtube.
That's the most powerful weapon in tennis.

masterclass
07-24-2012, 07:00 PM
Mr. viruzzz, master of satire :worship: :yeah:

Respectfully,
masterclass

martinatreue
07-24-2012, 07:02 PM
Germany > Jamaica :angel::D

tommyg6
07-24-2012, 07:18 PM
I follow Dustin on twitter. He's like addicted to twitter.

viruzzz
07-24-2012, 07:24 PM
I follow Dustin on twitter. He's like addicted to twitter.

I know! He has an official Facebook page that copies all of his twitter posts.

There'd be a good day when Dustin himself makes a MTF acc and read this thing.

I think some people will do it after retirement.

Sham Kay
07-25-2012, 10:57 AM
Good read, learned quite a few new things about the legendary singers son.

The rocket propelled camper van which made all this possible deserved a bit of credit too though.

Julián Santiago
07-25-2012, 03:50 PM
:worship:

Great post

tommyg6
07-25-2012, 04:20 PM
Guys, if you follow Dustin on twitter. Tweet him, he usually responds back! Which makes him even cooler.

viruzzz
07-25-2012, 07:34 PM
Guys, if you follow Dustin on twitter. Tweet him, he usually responds back! Which makes him even cooler.

True! He even answered me a Facebook PM.
The guy has a lot of respect for his fans, he's a really cool dude.

He's one of those "tennis characters" they could not be the center of attention but, the tennis fans consider him and it's easy to like.

Chase Visa
07-25-2012, 11:08 PM
epic thread :worship:

edit: lol
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to viruzzz again.

This :lol:

scoobs
01-21-2013, 09:56 AM
Dustin loves ya, Viruzzz baby

Dustin Brown ‏@DreddyTennis
Definately 1 Of The Best Things I Have Read About Myself =)) Thx 2 #Viruzzz From Argentina...


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8089/8401955178_607905d8dc.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/scoobs_uk/8401955178/)

scoobs
01-21-2013, 10:05 AM
I know! He has an official Facebook page that copies all of his twitter posts.

There'd be a good day when Dustin himself makes a MTF acc and read this thing.

I think some people will do it after retirement.

That day was today.

kafemotor
01-21-2013, 10:12 AM
I cant stop repeating the forehand video :p, pure insane hahahahaha

BauerAlmeida
01-21-2013, 11:57 AM
Dustin loves ya, Viruzzz baby

Dustin Brown ‏@DreddyTennis
Definately 1 Of The Best Things I Have Read About Myself =)) Thx 2 #Viruzzz From Argentina...


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8089/8401955178_607905d8dc.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/scoobs_uk/8401955178/)

Hahahahha

bjurra
01-21-2013, 12:10 PM
The onehanded backhand followed by the twohander is cool too.

green25814
01-21-2013, 12:25 PM
Wait, was Dustin just randomly searching the forum and stumbled on the thread, or did someone send him a link? Lol.

philosophicalarf
01-21-2013, 12:48 PM
"You cannot give reputation to the same post twice."

Henry Chinaski
01-21-2013, 12:48 PM
Now Tsonga retweeted it. Priceless

zdravkelja
01-21-2013, 12:55 PM
GOAT thread from the GOAT member :worship:

Chris Kuerten
01-21-2013, 01:33 PM
Dustin loves ya, Viruzzz baby

Dustin Brown ‏@DreddyTennis
Definately 1 Of The Best Things I Have Read About Myself =)) Thx 2 #Viruzzz From Argentina...


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8089/8401955178_607905d8dc.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/scoobs_uk/8401955178/):haha:

Oh Dustin, you legend.Wait, was Dustin just randomly searching the forum and stumbled on the thread, or did someone send him a link? Lol.I think he often Googles his own name and searches for it on Twitter.

He should make an account and comment in his match threads :lol:. Or maybe he already has and found this thread in the search here!

Deathless Mortal
01-21-2013, 03:16 PM
Dustin reads MTF :hearts:

motorhead
01-21-2013, 03:50 PM
:haha::haha:

nole_no1
01-21-2013, 04:25 PM
hahaha how good is this :haha:

gators0708
01-21-2013, 04:30 PM
Every player on tour reads here 4sure hahah!

ProdigyEng
01-21-2013, 06:08 PM
Viruzz is GOAT

Nirjhor
01-21-2013, 06:44 PM
How did I miss this thread!?!!! Epic one... can't stop laughing... :superlol: :haha::haha:
:hatoff: to viruzzz

Keyser Soze
01-21-2013, 06:57 PM
It should be added that Dustin uses tennis gear strictly when he has to, taking off the armbands and throwing the racquet away after the match is finished being a matter of miliseconds.

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It's also known that before every match, Dustin attracts hundreds of kids by holding a contest where the luckiest one of them will have the huge honour to carry his bag to the court.

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What a LEGEND. :worship:

viruzzz
01-21-2013, 07:25 PM
Dustin loves ya, Viruzzz baby

Dustin Brown ‏@DreddyTennis
Definately 1 Of The Best Things I Have Read About Myself =)) Thx 2 #Viruzzz From Argentina...


http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8089/8401955178_607905d8dc.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/scoobs_uk/8401955178/)

Probably one of the best news I've heard in a while regarding tennis :lol:
Thank you so much, Scoobs, and I'll agree that to the Bio.

Dustin is a legend.

leng jai
01-21-2013, 07:45 PM
Congrats man, and I thought I was famous when Haas retweeted me...

Deathless Mortal
02-07-2013, 11:58 PM
http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg827/scaled.php?server=827&filename=dustinbrowna.png&res=landing


Oops! Sorry!


http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg694/scaled.php?server=694&filename=dustinbrown2a.png&res=landing




Dustin is using a combo of these 2 pictures as his cover photo on Facebook now. :D

BroTree123
02-08-2013, 12:00 AM
Yeah I noticed :haha:

coluta
02-14-2013, 08:19 PM
I don't think he just randomly googled his name.
Here is another proof that he reads MTF:

@DreddyTennis
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=229866 … 4 Any1 Who Didnt See Whats Been Goin Here @brasilopen2013

janko05
02-14-2013, 08:31 PM
I don't think he just randomly googled his name.
Here is another proof that he reads MTF:

@DreddyTennis
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=229866 … 4 Any1 Who Didnt See Whats Been Goin Here @brasilopen2013

They all do.
Where else can you get a complete and unbiased insight into the world of mens tennis? :shrug:

Alex999
02-14-2013, 09:42 PM
Probably one of the best news I've heard in a while regarding tennis :lol:
Thank you so much, Scoobs, and I'll agree that to the Bio.

Dustin is a legend.
good stuff viruzzz (wasn't able to good rep you), really like your style :yeah:

philosophicalarf
02-14-2013, 11:43 PM
We need to seo mtf site so players only get here when they google themselves.

david_is_not_fat
02-23-2013, 07:52 PM
I can't figure why I didn't take a picture of that epic encounter in the Copa Claro :smash:

Cereal Killer
02-23-2013, 08:36 PM
Better late than never, but I hadn't read this one yet for some reason. :bowdown:

emotion
02-23-2013, 08:49 PM
this is pretty awesome

nenfil
02-23-2013, 09:10 PM
http://api.photoshop.com/v1.0/accounts/c3196122cdb74fb5baaa1154fc08f441/assets/56124db6461940069a0c847e3f6ad190/renditions/1024.jpg?md=1361657392000

Dustin is really nice guy. It's from Wimbledon 2011.

viruzzz
02-24-2013, 12:25 AM
I can't figure why I didn't take a picture of that epic encounter in the Copa Claro :smash:

Oh, you :D :kiss:



He's a really nice guy, yeah.
He smiled and thanked me for making the bio.

Then he answered my Facebook message, what a cool guy, I hope he comes back for the Buenos Aires Challenger.

VamosRafaNadal
02-24-2013, 12:35 AM
Very good bio of the GOAT Dustin Brown. Nice work viruzzz :lol:

ProdigyEng
06-26-2013, 01:17 PM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-RBk4rppomXs/UJkwel1LsaI/AAAAAAAADTQ/JH_sjMZM1VI/s1600/bryan+yes.gif

:worship::worship::worship::worship:

Rychu
06-26-2013, 01:19 PM
All jump on the Dreddwagon :worship:

BroTree123
06-26-2013, 01:20 PM
This is how true legends roll.

Chris Kuerten
06-26-2013, 01:22 PM
My man.

superslam77
06-26-2013, 02:58 PM
viruzz :worship:

Kowchi
06-26-2013, 03:11 PM
Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Wimbeldon :smoke::smoke::smoke:

All joking aside Brown is playing some good tennis! I hope he can get to QF. Maybe Final

Freak3yman84
06-12-2014, 04:46 PM
Bump. :D