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Scotso
09-29-2002, 07:21 AM
Well? :p

Scotso
09-29-2002, 07:22 AM
Due to popular demand, BTW :p

Allie
09-29-2002, 07:23 AM
lmao omg its going to be here too? :o

James
09-29-2002, 07:23 AM
LOL

Of course, but sporatically :D

Allie
09-29-2002, 07:24 AM
more like everyday james...... :o

Scotso
09-29-2002, 07:27 AM
Yes... cum now James ;)

err... come now ;)

Jorge
09-29-2002, 07:27 AM
No, i never ever have tried to touch my penis with the objective of masturbation :rolleyes:
does somebody believe me?:angel:

Allie
09-29-2002, 07:29 AM
Jorge is a liar..... *another post to show Marri tomorrow* :angel:

James
09-29-2002, 07:30 AM
Originally posted by Allie
more like everyday james...... :o

You're not supposed to know these things :o :rolleyes:

Jorge
09-29-2002, 07:31 AM
pfff i am not a liar, what about you, Allie. how often? thrice....at day?:p

Allie
09-29-2002, 07:31 AM
omg! private question! private!!!!! :fiery: :p

James
09-29-2002, 07:32 AM
Do you even want to know Jorge? :o

Jorge
09-29-2002, 07:34 AM
Not really, James but i am curious. I would like to know how much "used" is her.....:bounce:

Allie
09-29-2002, 07:35 AM
*mark down thread for marri to read how dirty mr. Jorge is*

:o

Chloe le Bopper
09-29-2002, 07:36 AM
I wonder how many liars we're going to have to expose this time around :p

James
09-29-2002, 07:37 AM
Umm, Becca, we would like you know your answer too please :angel:

You can't get away with it! ;)

Allie
09-29-2002, 07:38 AM
James is everyday :p

James
09-29-2002, 07:39 AM
Shhhhh!!!! :o

Allie
09-29-2002, 07:40 AM
revelations of James, Part I :o

Scotso
09-29-2002, 07:40 AM
OMG! You people's obsession with this thread already makes me wonder why I don't see more "hourly" votes! :o

James
09-29-2002, 07:41 AM
Cut me some slack, at least I don't do it every hour like SOMEBODY :rolleyes:

;)

Allie
09-29-2002, 07:42 AM
*cough* Jorge *cough* ;)

or are you refering to chrispy? :p

James
09-29-2002, 07:43 AM
Gee I wonder who....:o

Allie
09-29-2002, 07:43 AM
oh you mean that guy :o

Chloe le Bopper
09-29-2002, 07:43 AM
Scott, you are the one who suggested hourly :p

I do it sporadically :D I am proud of myself ;)

James
09-29-2002, 07:46 AM
The truth please Becca :o

Lucas Arg
09-29-2002, 08:08 AM
Another masturbation thread/poll?:p

:o

James
09-29-2002, 08:09 AM
Originally posted by Allie
oh you mean that guy :o

:confused:

Allie
09-29-2002, 08:11 AM
yeah you :o

James
09-29-2002, 08:26 AM
:angel: :angel: :angel: :angel:

Chloe le Bopper
09-29-2002, 08:57 AM
What do you mean the truth?

That is the truth :o

Hourly is a little much :o I have to sleep, and eat too you know :p

Tipsarevic
09-29-2002, 09:03 AM
There was some song years ago with the chorus of 'rub it 'til it bleeds'.... Anyone remember that?

King Aaron
09-29-2002, 09:04 AM
sporatically, ;)

Felix
09-29-2002, 09:08 AM
This thread again :D :D

Private ;) ;)

Chloe le Bopper
09-29-2002, 10:06 AM
Seles :o I don't remember it, but ack

:o

Poe
09-29-2002, 10:29 AM
*praying for all of you on my rosary*

Dahveed
09-29-2002, 01:04 PM
What does sporatically mean?

Cos i voted that! :p

Marri
09-29-2002, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by Allie
*mark down thread for marri to read how dirty mr. Jorge is*

:o

:o i already knew that..... he's a sex-crazed maniac! :o :p

btw.... what am i doing in a thread like this??! :eek:

:o:p

Maeike
09-29-2002, 01:14 PM
*cough* excuse me, but there is no option for the holy girls among us who untill this day had never heard of the word! :p

Marri
09-29-2002, 01:17 PM
btw scotty.... the lasto option is kinda "weird" for the girls to vote... :o

harry_potter
09-29-2002, 01:20 PM
NO!!!!!!!!!:fiery: :fiery:

Daniel
09-29-2002, 02:11 PM
:D :D :D :D

harry_potter
09-29-2002, 02:38 PM
:fiery: :fiery:

Daniel
09-29-2002, 02:41 PM
:D :D :D :D

harry_potter
09-29-2002, 02:56 PM
:fiery: :fiery:

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-29-2002, 03:02 PM
*offers ice-pack to young harry_potter, who is getting a bit overheated here*

:cool:

harry_potter
09-29-2002, 03:07 PM
thanks, jouissant :)

*cools down with Heineken Beer* ;)

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-29-2002, 03:10 PM
roflmfao

:angel:

JelenaDokicIsHot
09-29-2002, 03:10 PM
Anyone who says no is LYING

Dahveed
09-29-2002, 03:12 PM
Yeah actually i cant imagine Harry Potter doing that! :o (i mean the one of the books :p)

harry_potter
09-29-2002, 03:13 PM
Originally posted by JelenaDokicIsHot
Anyone who says no is LYING

i said NO and i'm NOT LYING! :fiery: i just find it disgusting :fiery:

harry_potter
09-29-2002, 03:14 PM
LMAO @ Dahveed! :p

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-29-2002, 03:16 PM
je roule sur le plancher, et ris

:p

JelenaDokicIsHot
09-29-2002, 03:16 PM
Well, i don't know how old you are, but you will. A tug a day keeps the moths away (or a slip & a slide if you are a female)

harry_potter
09-29-2002, 03:17 PM
i'm 14 and i don't want to, EVER! :p

i don't understand, jouissant :confused:

JelenaDokicIsHot
09-29-2002, 03:21 PM
Well, it's a good thing, not a bad thing. These days you can watch films of people being massacred but not freely talk about sex etc, something wrong there.

Sex, masturbation etc is to be enjoyed, not condemned

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-29-2002, 03:21 PM
jrslp,er = rofl en francais

:angel:

harry_potter
09-29-2002, 03:23 PM
sex is to be enjoyed within a marriage, masturbation should be condemned anyhow :p

oic jouissant :D

JelenaDokicIsHot
09-29-2002, 03:25 PM
Well i respect your beliefs, but i'm more open about it i guess

harry_potter
09-29-2002, 03:26 PM
ur not religious then?

JelenaDokicIsHot
09-29-2002, 03:33 PM
Not at all, but it's not my right to tell anyone else not to be, so if you are, doesn't make any difference to me

VSFan1 aka Joshua L.
09-29-2002, 03:54 PM
Sporadically, about once or twice a week ;)

if anyone cares, lol

Daniel
09-29-2002, 05:06 PM
:) :) :) :)

Chloe le Bopper
09-29-2002, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by jouissant
je roule sur le plancher, et ris

:p

moi aussi :D

Chloe le Bopper
09-29-2002, 08:39 PM
Masturbation should not be condemmed.

If one can't be comfortable with their own body, how can one expect to be comfortable in the hands of another?

Chloe le Bopper
09-29-2002, 08:40 PM
Originally posted by harry_potter
sex is to be enjoyed within a marriage, masturbation should be condemned anyhow :p

oic jouissant :D

Seeing as masturbation is not sex, I don't see what that had to do with anything?

Dahveed
09-29-2002, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by Rebecca


Seeing as masturbation is not sex, I don't see what that had to do with anything?


Oh Gosh! And i thought i wasn't a virgin anymore :p

JelenaDokicIsHot
09-29-2002, 08:53 PM
Agree with Rebecca

Chloe le Bopper
09-29-2002, 09:41 PM
You and me both Dahveed :p

Harry Potter, I didn't mean to brush aside your point of view so quicky btw... we are all entitled to our opinion. I just don't understand yours, was all.

:wavey:

Lucas Arg
09-29-2002, 10:19 PM
It is better to got masturbated by other/s:p

Marri
09-29-2002, 10:21 PM
lol lucas:o

JelenaDokicIsHot
09-29-2002, 10:37 PM
It is Lucas, but sometimes you need it when no-one is around :p

Dahveed
09-29-2002, 10:57 PM
Ok becca! :p So please someone tell me! If someone masturbates me, does that make me a non virgin then? :confused:

Daniel
09-29-2002, 11:06 PM
lol @ Lucas ;)

Berlin_Calling
09-30-2002, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by Allie
*cough* Jorge *cough* ;)

or are you refering to chrispy? :p

WTF Alexis?? lol :fiery:

Becool
09-30-2002, 01:55 AM
Daniel don't you have anything to say instead of smiles ;) *cough*..

I do :p No need to say how often! I'm saying too much already :p

Scotso
09-30-2002, 01:56 AM
Were you the one that chose "hourly," Bernadette? :p

Becool
09-30-2002, 02:02 AM
LOL, yeah riiite!!


I won't say it sug ;)

Chloe le Bopper
09-30-2002, 02:43 AM
Originally posted by Dahveed
Ok becca! :p So please someone tell me! If someone masturbates me, does that make me a non virgin then? :confused:

My understanding is that losing your virginity or not requires a certain amount of penetration.

The out of date description ;) - would say when the Penis enters the Vagina.

But this definition has its drawbacks, as it does not account for people of ALL sexual preferences.

SO I guess you aren't a virgin anymore, when you feel you aren't one :p

Superhero
09-30-2002, 03:51 AM
I posted the same thread at Wta few months ago.
Yes, I masturbate once a day, sometimes twice, sometimes none, depends what mood and what spare time I have.
Most people do masturbate,





I am currently listening to:
For all my people-Missy
"...Let me dance with you, let me wear you out
Here's a glass of orange juice, let's go X it out
The music's bangin, way down in my soul..."

It's a cool song!

Allie
09-30-2002, 04:13 AM
Originally posted by Chrispy


WTF Alexis?? lol :fiery:

:angel:

Just wondering who James was talking about. :o

Go Nalby
09-30-2002, 05:10 AM
Thanks Scotso, for posting the thread.

I would've said thanks sooner, but I was a little busy, um...I was, uh...well, you know :D

King Aaron
09-30-2002, 09:43 AM
Originally posted by IndyRichie
Thanks Scotso, for posting the thread.

I would've said thanks sooner, but I was a little busy, um...I was, uh...well, you know :D

lol! :o

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-30-2002, 12:31 PM
What a bunch of wankers.

:D

Chloe le Bopper
09-30-2002, 12:34 PM
Whatever jouissant, you are as much of a wank as any of us :angel:

Chloe le Bopper
09-30-2002, 12:40 PM
Who is that?

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-30-2002, 12:44 PM
I didn't see anyone. :angel:

*whistles*

(I told you: it was me smiling back at you.)

Daniel
09-30-2002, 01:32 PM
:D :drool: :D :drool: ;)

harry_potter
09-30-2002, 01:38 PM
:p

Daniel
09-30-2002, 01:40 PM
:p :p

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-30-2002, 02:01 PM
*still whistling*

:angel:

Daniel
09-30-2002, 02:02 PM
:D :D :D

harry_potter
09-30-2002, 02:02 PM
:D

Daniel
09-30-2002, 02:03 PM
:drool: :bounce: :drool: :bounce: :drool:

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-30-2002, 02:07 PM
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

:angel:

Daniel
09-30-2002, 02:08 PM
lol

do u???? :drool:

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-30-2002, 02:10 PM
*whistles a happy tune*

:angel:

harry_potter
09-30-2002, 02:11 PM
:D

Daniel
09-30-2002, 02:13 PM
i do :) :) :)

harry_potter
09-30-2002, 02:22 PM
:rolleyes:

Daniel
09-30-2002, 02:25 PM
:o

*~ The Leopard ~*
09-30-2002, 02:28 PM
:eek:

Daniel
09-30-2002, 02:31 PM
:drool:

Ben NB
10-01-2002, 10:00 PM
Daniel we have HEAPS in common!!! :P

Daniel
10-01-2002, 11:36 PM
lol, I know that. :D :D What else do we have in common???

Ben NB
10-02-2002, 12:25 AM
That's not a hard (cough) question to answer ;)

We love tennis especially long big racquets and balls. :angel:

Daniel
10-02-2002, 12:29 AM
Indeed Ben :D :D

I love my long racket and my tennis balls :drool: ;)

Chloe le Bopper
10-02-2002, 02:01 AM
:cough:

So we only have 4 liars this time around.

Nice :D

harry_potter
10-02-2002, 01:05 PM
nope, we have one. the one who voted for "Yes, hourly".

Daniel
10-02-2002, 01:11 PM
lol, who could it be????

harry_potter
10-02-2002, 01:17 PM
definitely not me!

harry_potter
10-02-2002, 01:17 PM
you maybe? *wink*

Daniel
10-02-2002, 01:18 PM
not me :fiery:

Superhero
10-03-2002, 03:59 AM
i think the 4 that have voted no, have not hit puberty yet.

CyberBallz
10-03-2002, 04:26 AM
Oversize rackets!!!!!!

Go Nalby
10-03-2002, 06:50 AM
I'm the one who requested the poll and I still can't put my vote on it! Aagh! :fiery:




By the way, I would've voted daily :)
I'm sure many people are SO waiting to know this! :p

Chloe le Bopper
10-03-2002, 10:32 AM
lol @ Harry Potter :D So 5 ;)



Originally posted by Superhero
i think the 4 that have voted no, have not hit puberty yet.


:D Hell froze over :D Superhero and I agree :D

Daniel
10-03-2002, 02:53 PM
lol

harry_potter
10-04-2002, 10:11 AM
*ahem* i'm 14 :o

*~ The Leopard ~*
10-04-2002, 11:45 AM
Still young enough to learn. *whistles*

:angel:

Daniel
10-04-2002, 08:24 PM
mmm are you a teacher???

CyberBallz
10-04-2002, 09:23 PM
Is it un-natural for a 15 y/o boy to beat the sh8t out of his dick? What I mean by beat is to give pleasure thats all...

Superhero
10-04-2002, 10:53 PM
Becca it began raining and still is when u posted that u agree with me.


Usually guys hit puberty at age 14, and ones toll must not be functioning well if it ain't getting 'rocked' by then. Some guys hit puberty at 13, some at 15, but usually at 14, girls get it earlier.

Chloe le Bopper
10-05-2002, 01:39 AM
I love the rain :o

It is also worth noting that most children under the age of 5 take up the practice at some point without realizing what they are doing.

Jorge
10-05-2002, 02:08 AM
perverts! your body is a sacred temple! :fiery: don't play with it (don't masturbate you), otherwise you will be burned by a divine fire!:mad:
amen!:angel:

Superhero
10-05-2002, 02:09 AM
Just listen to Rebecca and myself, we specialize in these topics, lol.

Becca in your signature it says "also known as Becca whale", so does that mean I could be known for SuperHotAlwaysTooHotStuffToTouch...? Just a thought for the mind...where can u apply for a name to be also known as...

I am a lil tired, do not know what I am talkin bout

CyberBallz
10-05-2002, 04:02 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
perverts! your body is a sacred temple! :fiery: don't play with it (don't masturbate you), otherwise you will be burned by a divine fire!:mad:
amen!:angel:


Whoops to late, I just did it like a gazillion times already.:D

Chloe le Bopper
10-05-2002, 06:32 AM
Superhero that was really really weak :p

I'm dissapointed in you :sad:

Surely you can do better ;)

Barrie_Dude
11-12-2002, 06:40 PM
:eek: :eek: :eek: Becca! Are You Trying To Become The Masabatory Fantasy Of Every Man and Woman On The Board Again?!?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Go Nalby
11-13-2002, 06:56 AM
Barrie's in the masturbation thread...
I hope this means you're feeling better! :)

Barrie_Dude
11-13-2002, 10:56 AM
Yes I am. In Fact, I'm Feeling Myself Right Now!:drool: ;) :D :p

sam
02-17-2003, 04:26 PM
To do it, do you have to come?

Mase
02-19-2003, 03:21 PM
I never masturbate..


:-)

Scotso
02-19-2003, 03:28 PM
Originally posted by sam
To do it, do you have to come?

no :p

sam
02-19-2003, 04:07 PM
Oh, then i do.

lokon
02-19-2003, 04:29 PM
All this thread needs is the Divinyls 'I touch myself' playing in the background, and itd be golden :D

auraj
02-20-2003, 01:02 AM
AT least 3 times a day.......:rolleyes:

elgnahk
02-20-2003, 01:28 AM
somewhere between hourly and daily

MaybeOneDay
03-01-2003, 05:10 AM
Of course

Agassi#1Fan4Ever
03-01-2003, 11:58 PM
Always..:)

dava_russiansrule
07-10-2003, 11:14 AM
yes, who doesnt

Central
07-13-2003, 06:29 PM
:o the thread

J. Corwin
08-11-2003, 10:35 PM
*uses one had to type this reply* :o

;)

Gaudio Troll
08-13-2003, 10:01 PM
LMAO

To answer, yes. It gets lonley in a room with no windows. Got to keep myself company.

Prophetic
11-26-2003, 05:33 AM
*uses one had to type this reply* :o

;)


lmfao...why am I not shocked?

i never masturbate...
*cough*i-do-it-daily*cough*

Jag
11-26-2003, 11:59 AM
The honesty here is refreshing

Prophetic
12-02-2003, 08:34 PM
:haha:

well I've heard of going to extremes but what's worse. "Risking" injury by masturbating or risking pure, stark, raving insanity by abstaining?

wait..ohhh, we may have found an explanation for good players turning into head cases.

You're a genius Tangerine!

thalle
12-02-2003, 09:09 PM
:angel: NEVER :angel:

J. Corwin
12-03-2003, 09:15 AM
semi-serious random thought: considering that tennis players have to keep their hands and wrists injury-free--and that it's best to rest them as much as possible between matches--I wonder how many of them actually abstain from masturbating?

I'll bet Pete Sampras was one of those. :devil:

Seriously though. How would you get an injury form masturbating?

Prophetic
12-03-2003, 10:27 AM
Seriously though. How would you get an injury form masturbating?

well imagine if you had a pre-existing wrist injury...masturbation could seriously aggrivate it.

Jag
12-03-2003, 01:13 PM
I love the seriousness with which Kristal answered that lol

Go Nalby
12-03-2003, 07:40 PM
semi-serious random thought: considering that tennis players have to keep their hands and wrists injury-free--and that it's best to rest them as much as possible between matches--I wonder how many of them actually abstain from masturbating?

I'll bet Pete Sampras was one of those. :devil:
LOL

I kinda doubt it...most of these guys are in their early 20's, an age where you still feel pretty, um, "hormonal" ;) . So I think they would rather do the deed and stay mentally fit. :)

J. Corwin
12-04-2003, 09:23 AM
well imagine if you had a pre-existing wrist injury...masturbation could seriously aggrivate it.

Yea, now that you put it that way, definitely I suppose.

Action Jackson
12-04-2003, 10:20 AM
Tendonitis of the wrist maybe a problem with excess masturbation.

Yes, I do it night and day every day and the slogan is no one pleases me like me.

Jag
12-04-2003, 10:58 AM
^^^ probably true but I wouldn't know :P

J. Corwin
12-04-2003, 08:46 PM
Feigning innocence again Jag? :P

CooCooCachoo
02-06-2004, 06:54 AM
Ugh.. what a poll ;) I am glad it isn't a public one, ROFL!

joske
02-11-2004, 11:21 AM
Yes, I do it night and day every day and the slogan is no one pleases me like me.

Well Georgie I don't know why but I kinda expected such an answer from you :p hehe

WyveN
02-11-2004, 11:38 AM
Reading tennis forums gets me in the mood :drool:

;)

Action Jackson
02-12-2004, 06:30 AM
Thanks joske you are right, you have found me out and Wyver I thought it was only AgassiFans posts that got you in the mood.

queenrichard
02-13-2004, 01:43 AM
often but with passionate and intense variety!

my imagination is a fertile place

alfonsojose
02-20-2004, 07:01 PM
You should ask for a one-handed or a two handed marturbation. I practice both of them. I guess Nalbadian does too, because he's righty and had tendonitis in her left wrist.

oasis04
02-29-2004, 01:10 AM
of course, who doesnt?? every human being has their needs, i definetely find its daily if your not dating someone and some days are better than others where you feel more frisky and little effort produces a fountain LOL

hedgehog
03-01-2004, 11:38 AM
SOMETIMES

armaniman
03-02-2004, 12:00 AM
i do yes but not at liberty to say who or what i do it about lmao

scoobydoo
03-02-2004, 12:11 AM
the people who do it daily is a good way to collect stats how many people on here are single :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:

CooCooCachoo
03-02-2004, 01:34 PM
True :) Although many who are in a relationship still do it frequently too, I am sure ;)

armaniman
03-02-2004, 01:35 PM
To eachother one would think lol

bobblehat
03-02-2004, 03:28 PM
the people who do it daily is a good way to collect stats how many people on here are single :haha::haha::haha::haha::haha:



well i am not single and i still do it :devil:

alfonsojose
03-02-2004, 05:41 PM
well i am not single and i still do it :devil:

I agree. Sometimes you're to horny :devil:. Besides, you can do it for your partner. That's very hot

alfonsojose
03-02-2004, 05:43 PM
well i am not single and i still do it :devil:

I agree. Sometimes you're to horny :devil:. Besides, you can do it for your partner. That's very hot

Conan the Librarian
03-15-2004, 12:33 AM
How do you think Conan got such well developed biceps?

That's right, lifting those heavy books to the top shelves can do that.

joeb_uk
07-31-2004, 05:55 PM
True :) Although many who are in a relationship still do it frequently too, I am sure ;)

i think your right coocy :P

Action Jackson
09-01-2005, 03:38 PM
Masturbation, sex with someone you love.

joeb_uk
09-01-2005, 03:43 PM
Masturbation, sex with someone you love.
Never lets you down either.

Action Jackson
09-01-2005, 03:45 PM
Never lets you down either.

Don't have to tell it bullshit, to get some action.

joeb_uk
09-01-2005, 03:47 PM
Don't have to tell it bullshit, to get some action.
:lol: George!

No moody times where you are told i am not in the mood :eek:

Action Jackson
09-01-2005, 03:55 PM
:lol: George!

No moody times where you are told i am not in the mood :eek:

You know it's a great cure for headaches.

Choupi
09-01-2005, 04:46 PM
You know it's a great cure for headaches.
I didn't know about that one...:scratch: but wait, who's supposed to have the headache? ;)

El Legenda
09-01-2005, 05:27 PM
it's better when a girl does it for you..u can just sit there..watch TV, read a paper :lol:

Jim Jones
09-01-2005, 06:44 PM
Wow, this is a popular thread. I can't believe that some have said no unless they are young kids. Well, no one really cares how many times I do it but it's not o times and it is not hourly. :lol:

alfonsojose
09-01-2005, 08:12 PM
right now twice a day, one at my job's bathroom :drool:

joeb_uk
09-01-2005, 08:14 PM
right now twice a day, one at my job's bathroom :drool:
Only twice fonsie? even i manage more than that :lol:

Action Jackson
09-01-2005, 08:17 PM
right now twice a day, one at my job's bathroom :drool:

I thought you'd have one in the morning, then one at work, go home, have one before the dinner, then one before bed.

adee-gee
09-01-2005, 08:21 PM
right now twice a day, one at my job's bathroom :drool:

:haha:

There was a guy at my school when I was younger that got caught knocking one off under the desk :o

alfonsojose
09-01-2005, 08:30 PM
Only twice fonsie? even i manage more than that :lol:
The feeling of two big load is better than four small ones. I'm not a bull :p

alfonsojose
09-01-2005, 08:32 PM
:haha:

There was a guy at my school when I was younger that got caught knocking one off under the desk :o
:lol: my sister caugth me once. She threatened me to tell my parents but i was nice and remembered her the whole afternoon she spent at his then boyfriend's home and his family wasn't there :angel:

ClaycourtaZzZz.
09-01-2005, 08:46 PM
:haha:

There was a guy at my school when I was younger that got caught knocking one off under the desk :o


:haha:

joeb_uk
09-01-2005, 09:59 PM
:haha:

There was a guy at my school when I was younger that got caught knocking one off under the desk :o
Even more worrying at my school, a 12/13 year old whore was caught whacking a guy off under the table in class :tape: Its really worrying how young people are having sex at :eek:

Saumon
09-01-2005, 10:49 PM
Even more worrying at my school, a 12/13 year old whore was caught whacking a guy off under the table in class :tape: Its really worrying how young people are having sex at :eek:
:eek: :help:

adee-gee
09-01-2005, 11:17 PM
Even more worrying at my school, a 12/13 year old whore was caught whacking a guy off under the table in class :tape: Its really worrying how young people are having sex at :eek:

:o

Scotso
09-02-2005, 04:32 AM
Wow. I can't believe I posted this thread.

Haute
09-02-2005, 04:50 AM
I wonder if anyone has actually ever gone blind. :lol:

Action Jackson
09-02-2005, 01:42 PM
I wonder if anyone has actually ever gone blind. :lol:

Norm Chryst you can tell by his umpiring.

jole
09-02-2005, 02:29 PM
Norm Chryst you can tell by his umpiring.

:haha:

The greater good of society never wanted you to bring up the the idea of Norm Chryst masturbating!

Action Jackson
09-02-2005, 02:32 PM
:haha:

The greater good of society never wanted you to bring up the the idea of Norm Chryst masturbating!

That has to be the reason, though Jorge Dias could be another contender.

alfonsojose
09-02-2005, 07:52 PM
This hot chick can help :devil:
http://www.geocities.com/grinbast2001/oneyedsusie.jpg

Harriet
09-02-2005, 10:55 PM
I masturbate daily :devil: Starting right now!

molikfan2004
09-02-2005, 11:32 PM
:lol: me too!!

joeb_uk
09-03-2005, 12:17 AM
I masturbate daily :devil: Starting right now!
over ancic?

flyingmachine
09-03-2005, 01:14 AM
Yes I do. :o And I wished I could have more time for that. :o

Nikki♥
09-03-2005, 07:32 PM
:eek: Never, it's plainly disgusting.

Sugar Kane
09-03-2005, 08:19 PM
This hot chick can help :devil:
http://www.geocities.com/grinbast2001/oneyedsusie.jpg
Thanks! It worked, I'll never do it again :bolt:

Pheobo
09-04-2005, 02:48 AM
*cough* Daily... *cough*

>.>
<.<

Nathaliia
03-15-2006, 10:48 AM
:lol:

lizzard
03-15-2006, 11:59 AM
Of course I do :haha: Daily and when i'm home alone hourly :haha:

Yellowcard
03-15-2006, 12:35 PM
Masturbating is my boyfriend:haha: And we can't get enough of each other

BelgianWaffle
03-15-2006, 01:12 PM
There was a guy at my school when I was younger that got caught knocking one off under the desk :o
:eek: I didn't know we attended the same school :p

The boy at my school never heard the end of it, btw. He was caught in the after school study hour. By one of the most obnoxious teachers. :lol:

alfonsojose
03-15-2006, 02:12 PM
I'm at my office. My left hand is grabbing it hard. With my middle finger i'm digging inside, more, more. I'm breathing slowly, slowly. There's nobody around so i'm going to take it out ...mmmm ... it smells sooo good :drool:

my delicious sandwich :angel:

Washa Koroleva
03-15-2006, 02:39 PM
Do I seem as if I do?

lizzard
03-15-2006, 02:41 PM
Do I seem as if I do?



Yeah :haha:

Yellowcard
03-15-2006, 02:44 PM
I'm at my office. My left hand is grabbing it hard. With my middle finger i'm digging inside, more, more. I'm breathing slowly, slowly. There's nobody around so i'm going to take it out ...mmmm ... it smells sooo good :drool:

my delicious sandwich :angel:


I know what you're saying, I can talk Gay too:lol:

Sjengster
03-15-2006, 04:03 PM
Masturbating is my boyfriend:haha: And we can't get enough of each other

You're constantly hand in hand with him, I assume?

Yellowcard
03-15-2006, 05:32 PM
You're constantly hand in hand with him, I assume?


Most of the time, yeah :)

lizzard
03-15-2006, 05:55 PM
Most of the time, yeah :)


You don't masturbate more than me ;)

Nikki♥
03-15-2006, 05:57 PM
I'm at my office. My left hand is grabbing it hard. With my middle finger i'm digging inside, more, more. I'm breathing slowly, slowly. There's nobody around so i'm going to take it out ...mmmm ... it smells sooo good :drool:

my delicious sandwich :angel:

You are making me hungry.

lizzard
03-15-2006, 06:02 PM
You are making me hungry.



You get hungry from that :rolleyes: I have to puke from that "shit" :scared:

Nikki♥
03-15-2006, 06:03 PM
You get hungry from that :rolleyes: I have to puke from that "shit" :scared:

Doesn't the thought of a delicious sandwich make you hungry?

TwistyServe
03-15-2006, 06:06 PM
Some people that are quite flexible take it 1 step beyond masterbation.. they blow themselves if you know what i mean...

lizzard
03-15-2006, 06:06 PM
Doesn't the thought of a delicious sandwich make you hungry?


not with what he meant with sandwich :rolleyes:

Nikki♥
03-15-2006, 06:07 PM
not with what he meant with sandwich :rolleyes:

You have such a dirty mind. :ras:

lizzard
03-15-2006, 06:09 PM
You have such a dirty mind. :ras:


it's not my mind that made up a sandwich with shit or something :rolleyes:

Nikki♥
03-15-2006, 06:10 PM
it's not my mind that made up a sandwich with shit or something :rolleyes:

I was thinking about a sandwich with mozzarella cheese and tomatoes. :drool:

lizzard
03-15-2006, 06:12 PM
I was thinking about a sandwich with mozzarella cheese and tomatoes. :drool:


Ok now you're making me hungry !!! That's sooo delicious

Nikki♥
03-15-2006, 06:18 PM
Ok now you're making me hungry !!! That's sooo delicious

If only I had bread, cheese and tomatoes here. :sad:

lizzard
03-15-2006, 06:29 PM
If only I had bread, cheese and tomatoes here. :sad:


I have :p But no mozarella :haha:

Nikki♥
03-15-2006, 06:39 PM
I have :p But no mozarella :haha:

I'm coming over now, okay? I'll get some cheese on the way. :angel:

|-Safin_Coria-|
03-15-2006, 06:50 PM
:lol: funny thread
you guys should watch this, http://www.wimp.com/masturdate/ - very funny

and to answer, I don't and I'm 18 :eek:!

Yellowcard
03-15-2006, 06:56 PM
:lol: funny thread
you guys should watch this, http://www.wimp.com/masturdate/ - very funny

and to answer, I don't and I'm 18 :eek:!

Omg, that is soooo Lizzard
(and yeah, Lizzie, you do masturbate more than me, but I'm horny all of the time so, there's not really a difference:lol:)

Nikki♥
03-16-2006, 01:02 PM
Omg, that is soooo Lizzard
(and yeah, Lizzie, you do masturbate more than me, but I'm horny all of the time so, there's not really a difference:lol:)

Do you and lizzard masturbate together? :aplot:

Washa Koroleva
03-16-2006, 02:19 PM
Yeah :haha:


:spit:

Yellowcard
03-16-2006, 03:56 PM
Do you and lizzard masturbate together? :aplot:

No, he doesn't want to:lol: :o

Action Jackson
11-28-2006, 04:29 PM
I'm at my office. My left hand is grabbing it hard. With my middle finger i'm digging inside, more, more. I'm breathing slowly, slowly. There's nobody around so i'm going to take it out ...mmmm ... it smells sooo good :drool:

my delicious sandwich :angel:

Well how do you handle doing that 12x a day?

Sofonda Cox
11-28-2006, 04:32 PM
I was thinking about a sandwich with mozzarella cheese and tomatoes. :drool:

how the hell did this start in a thread about masturbating??????

alfonsojose
11-28-2006, 04:47 PM
Well how do you handle doing that 12x a day?

you mean, the sandwich? :angel:

Pfloyd
11-28-2006, 07:15 PM
Masturbation is a sin :lol:

Sofonda Cox
11-28-2006, 07:33 PM
Masturbation is a sin :lol:

most things that feel good are:rolleyes: :lol:

Pfloyd
11-28-2006, 09:04 PM
But, hey!

I'm not religous ;)

Sofonda Cox
11-28-2006, 09:26 PM
But, hey!

I'm not religous ;)

;)

El Legenda
11-28-2006, 09:41 PM
No! why do you think i have g/f, just for someone to boss me around? :p

Sofonda Cox
11-28-2006, 09:45 PM
No! why do you think i have g/f, just for someone to boss me around? :p

i have a partner too! but its nice to have some private time;)

Richard_from_Cal
11-29-2006, 03:17 AM
Yeah...but not always to the finish...until I googled those pics of Pam Grier :hearts:

scarecrows
11-29-2006, 01:04 PM
yes.period

alfonsojose
11-29-2006, 04:09 PM
Masturbation is a sin :lol:
I live in sin most of the time :awww:

GlennMirnyi
11-29-2006, 04:16 PM
The question should be:
Who doesn't.... ?

NATAS81
11-29-2006, 04:17 PM
It's obvious this guy wanted confirmation to not feel alone.

GlennMirnyi
11-29-2006, 04:31 PM
It's obvious this guy wanted confirmation to not feel alone.

Then he must live alone with no contact from human beings...
C'mon, everybody does that... :p

NATAS81
11-29-2006, 04:31 PM
You'd be surprised if you knew the truth about him.

GlennMirnyi
11-29-2006, 04:33 PM
You'd be surprised if you knew the truth about him.

That was just a supposition... ;)

I'm not sure I really wanna know the truth... :p

NATAS81
11-29-2006, 04:34 PM
No, you probably wouldn't and I don't blame you. ;)