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The Rapture

Pirata.
05-21-2011, 10:22 PM
Are you guys still alive out there?

If you aren't, it's okay, the world isn't going to end until December 21, 2012 anyway :wavey:

Johnny Groove
05-21-2011, 10:24 PM
Just another failed end of the world prediction.

Nothing to see here :p

fast_clay
05-21-2011, 10:25 PM
i had a rather messy bowel movement earlier on... went on a bit too long for my liking...

other than that no worries...

all the best...

Arkulari
05-21-2011, 10:27 PM
Mug rapture, weak era.
The big deal will be next year :p :lol:

ibreak4coffee
05-21-2011, 10:38 PM
There were plenty of people I was looking forward to seeing them raptured... unfortunately now I have to see them again Monday. Crushing.

straitup
05-21-2011, 10:43 PM
My friend got super freaked out that an Iceland volcano erupted at 6 pm local time :lol: ...I had to tell him nothing's going to happen

fast_clay
05-22-2011, 02:10 AM
f***... what was that...?

bleu_cheese
05-22-2011, 02:23 AM
Oh, you guys got left behind too? MTF really is a hellhole.

decrepitude
05-22-2011, 07:44 AM
The Rapture Christians must be devastated to find that their prediction was wrong. If you know one, do go up to him, give him a big hug, and say, "So you were wrong, never mind, it's not the end of the world. . ."

Allez
05-22-2011, 07:52 AM
It already happened. I'm posting this from heaven. We're drinking beer with Jesus and watching a huge monitor, salivating over the destruction that is about to befall ya'll ;) Only a few were taken so its hardly surprising that no one has noticed any changes...yet :devil:

JolánGagó
05-22-2011, 09:40 AM
Most ppl here are far too thick to be raptured anyway.

peribsen
05-22-2011, 11:03 AM
"End of world postponed due to a strike of the trumpeteer's. The management laments any inconveniences caused".

(Authentic graffiti scribled on a wall of Mallorca's Psychiatric Hospital)

buddyholly
05-22-2011, 10:36 PM
"End of world postponed due to a strike of the trumpeteer's. The management laments any inconveniences caused".

(Authentic graffiti scribled on a wall of Mallorca's Psychiatric Hospital)

Uncle Tony wrote that.

Don't worry, there is as much chance of a rapture being imminent as there is of Djokovic beating Nadal 3 times in a row on clay.

scoobs
05-22-2011, 10:43 PM
The best Rapture happened years ago:

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buddyholly
05-22-2011, 10:45 PM
His website says the "Donation Page" is temporarily down and will return once maintenance has been completed.

I mean, why bother?

Dmitry Verdasco
05-23-2011, 02:08 AM
I thought you were talking about that god awful band :help: