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Ridiculous claims

Lopez
05-04-2011, 07:53 PM
Please share some ridiculous claims that you've heard over your life with no proof whatsoever :).

A classic one: "Masturbating will make your palms grow hair" :p

DualMedia
05-04-2011, 08:14 PM
" If you have sex, you will get pregnant and die."- my mom and the coach in "Mean girls"

Har-Tru
05-04-2011, 08:42 PM
"Finland is the best country in the world"











Sorry couldn't resist. :D ;)

Lopez
05-04-2011, 08:53 PM
"Finland is the best country in the world"











Sorry couldn't resist. :D ;)

:lol:

But I'll have to modify my opening post since I bought the whole thing :D. Actually this Landover Baptist Church is a satire. These guys have way too much time in their hands!

Clay Death
05-04-2011, 09:11 PM
according to francesca schiavione and murray pre-match sex can lead to success on the tennis court.

buddyholly
05-04-2011, 09:54 PM
If you shave the hair on the palms of your hands it will just grow back longer.

Commander Data
05-04-2011, 09:54 PM
Humans are the only intelligent Life-form in the Universe.

ibreak4coffee
05-04-2011, 09:56 PM
Sarah Palin could be President...

Certinfy
05-04-2011, 10:01 PM
"Federer is GOAT"

Sapeod
05-04-2011, 10:48 PM
"Federer is GOAT"
Sorry, but no :lol:


Want a ridiculous claim?

"Nadal is the GOAT" - Nadaltards.

Mjau!
05-05-2011, 01:22 AM
Humans are the only intelligent Life-form in the Universe.

I know! Dolphins are :smart: too! And :cat: :cat: :cat:!

Filo V.
05-05-2011, 01:37 AM
That interracial and same-sex marriage will lead to the destruction of society.

out_here_grindin
05-05-2011, 01:54 AM
Ekstremista could make a 500 page thread on this

Topspindoctor
05-05-2011, 02:08 AM
Murray is a good tennis player.

fast_clay
05-05-2011, 03:30 AM
"if you pick your nose your head will cave in..."







i kept on mining for gold though dont you worry... didnt believe that stupid shit

Clay Death
05-05-2011, 04:37 AM
Please share some ridiculous claims that you've heard over your life with no proof whatsoever :).

A classic one: "Masturbating will make your palms grow hair" :p

you may want to stop masturbating. i hear you can go blind.

Goldenoldie
05-05-2011, 07:29 AM
Of you masturbate yoy will go bindl

Aaargh too late

Commander Data
05-05-2011, 09:29 AM
I know! Dolphins are :smart: too! And :cat: :cat: :cat:!

IMO animals are way smarter then humans think! My cat lives a better life then I do :)

christallh24
05-05-2011, 09:47 AM
There is a god. And he's chosen one group of people. But the one true is a Christian. :rolleyes::angel:

according to francesca schiavione and murray pre-match sex can lead to success on the tennis court.

Did they really say that?! :eek:

"Federer is GOAT"

:rolls:Certinfy! :hug:

Time Violation
05-05-2011, 11:01 AM
There is a god. And he's chosen one group of people. But the one true is a Christian. :rolleyes::angel:



Did they really say that?! :eek:

She did at least, don't know about Murray :)

http://www.tennisforum.com/showthread.php?t=433845

Btw, the video is hilarious :D

http://youtu.be/y-uS4TkQJXE

Clay Death
05-05-2011, 01:53 PM
There is a god. And he's chosen one group of people. But the one true is a Christian. :rolleyes::angel:



Did they really say that?! :eek:



:rolls:Certinfy! :hug:



affirmative.

francesca says she even thinks about sex while playing. what a sexual beast she must be.

MTwEeZi
05-07-2011, 08:09 AM
women's rights

Goldenoldie
05-07-2011, 08:16 AM
MTF is the best forum on the internet

Lopez
05-07-2011, 12:28 PM
Many religious claims fall under this category naturally.

I was just at this weird stretching thing, thought it was a standard stretching workout but no, it was this Asian type where we stretched our liver and kidneys and so forth :lol:. The teacher made such absurd claims during the workout that I almost laughed out loud. Not a lot of physics studied there...