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You're coaching Roddick

FlavorNuts
11-05-2010, 02:44 AM
What do you tell him to do against Nalbandian.

MalwareDie
11-05-2010, 02:48 AM
Give up.

Ivanatis
11-05-2010, 02:49 AM
I'd rather eat hair.

BHAMACE
11-05-2010, 02:50 AM
Throw donuts at him.

Clay Death
11-05-2010, 02:54 AM
you can lead a horse to the water but you cannot make him drink it.

roddick will probably win so no need to tell him anything. that being said, anybody can have a bad day at the office. just ask murray.

nalFATian is extremely talented so if he plays close to his abilities, consider roddick derailed tomorrow.

Serenidad
11-05-2010, 03:04 AM
I'd rather eat hair.

Or convince that joke to retire.

hyperren
11-05-2010, 03:11 AM
Don't choke.

nadal_slam_king
11-05-2010, 04:04 AM
Take care of your own serve, get a high% of 1st serves in. Begin the match returning conservatively and extending the rallies but if Nalbandian isn't making many errors then go for broke on return and look to end points quickly. If Nalbandian is making lots of unforced errors then play safe.

partygirl
11-05-2010, 09:53 AM
Don't bend over.

scoobs
11-05-2010, 10:03 AM
Ask to move the match to the US Open and back 7 years or so with the same linejudges and umpire.

allpro
11-05-2010, 11:23 AM
quit embarassing america on the world's stage and retire :o

16681
11-05-2010, 12:08 PM
I wouldn't take that job for all the money in the World :rolleyes:

Orka_n
11-05-2010, 12:09 PM
Or convince that joke to retire.This. ;)

Certinfy
11-05-2010, 12:56 PM
The replies in here :haha:

fast_clay
11-05-2010, 01:38 PM
bet three steak sandwiches... the nerves will get to dave...

emotion
11-05-2010, 02:10 PM
all 1st serves

HKz
11-05-2010, 02:24 PM
Remind him of their US Open match or just give him food.

Ilovetheblues_86
11-05-2010, 03:26 PM
You boy..betcha still wanting to be America's sweetheart?
Ya then foolish to bow down to mr.
"SWISS humble"
Then you decided to marry that blonde thing
and show to the world
i have a hot wife thus I dont need to engage yourself
into mr.excuses all the time..
You forehand hand needs no exuses to blow it,
while you are a failure attempt
of defeating a blonde fat character that cant even serve properly.


Well, maybe would be better to Heya say something to him.

Mechlan
11-05-2010, 04:59 PM
You boy..betcha still wanting to be America's sweetheart?
Ya then foolish to bow down to mr.
"SWISS humble"
Then you decided to marry that blonde thing
and show to the world
i have a hot wife thus I dont need to engage yourself
into mr.excuses all the time..
You forehand hand needs no exuses to blow it,
while you are a failure attempt
of defeating a blonde fat character that cant even serve properly.


Well, maybe would be better to Heya say something to him.

:haha: Excellent impersonation.

tangerine_dream
11-05-2010, 05:23 PM
You boy..betcha still wanting to be America's sweetheart?
Ya then foolish to bow down to mr.
"SWISS humble"
Then you decided to marry that blonde thing
and show to the world
i have a hot wife thus I dont need to engage yourself
into mr.excuses all the time..
You forehand hand needs no exuses to blow it,
while you are a failure attempt
of defeating a blonde fat character that cant even serve properly.

Well, maybe would be better to Heya say something to him.

:lol: Nice try but really, nobody can replicate Heya's special brand of poetic genius.

star
11-05-2010, 11:31 PM
:lol: Nice try but really, nobody can replicate Heya's special brand of poetic genius.

It's a poor second. :)

Heya. :worship:

Oh, and to answer the question: If I were Roddick's coach, I'd tell him, "Good job." :yeah:

Paylu2007
11-06-2010, 01:07 AM
Throw donuts at him.

Lol I dont think he did, otherwise, nalbandian would have picked them up instead of roddick making so many aces :D

River
11-06-2010, 01:12 AM
"You know what you did today? Yeah. Keep doing that."