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The "its not true" thread....III

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Becarina
07-31-2005, 04:38 AM
licked my butt :ras:

willie
07-31-2005, 04:40 AM
never was mean with me:lol:

Becarina
07-31-2005, 04:41 AM
is the devils son

willie
07-31-2005, 04:42 AM
is an angel

Becarina
07-31-2005, 04:43 AM
is not cute :p

willie
07-31-2005, 04:45 AM
is not my queen;)

Becarina
07-31-2005, 04:45 AM
i like when he is invisible :(

willie
07-31-2005, 04:47 AM
:lol:
i like her when she laugh of silly commercials:(

Becarina
07-31-2005, 04:48 AM
i dont like him at all :kiss:

MissMoJo
07-31-2005, 04:53 AM
licked my dog's butt :ras:

Becarina
07-31-2005, 04:55 AM
smells of cheese :nerner:

MissMoJo
07-31-2005, 04:57 AM
just cut the cheese :o

Becarina
07-31-2005, 04:59 AM
told me it smelled like roses...and asked for another

MissMoJo
07-31-2005, 05:03 AM
did, and had an accident :scared: :o

Becarina
07-31-2005, 05:05 AM
is my boyfriend :hearts:

MissMoJo
07-31-2005, 05:09 AM
had a sexchange and is now named beckford

Becarina
07-31-2005, 05:12 AM
is a black man named Tyson :ras:

MissMoJo
07-31-2005, 05:16 AM
bit off my earlobe :mad:

Becarina
07-31-2005, 05:18 AM
ate 40 tylenols and now is getting her stomach pumped

MissMoJo
07-31-2005, 05:36 AM
is hiding in joaquin's closet

Becarina
07-31-2005, 05:39 AM
lives in rogi's pasture

MissMoJo
07-31-2005, 05:48 AM
has a crush on juliette

Becarina
07-31-2005, 05:51 AM
ate my rubbery ducky

MissMoJo
07-31-2005, 05:57 AM
thinks cows are sexy

Becarina
07-31-2005, 06:01 AM
is wrong :o

MissMoJo
07-31-2005, 06:05 AM
:haha:
likes udders especially

Becarina
07-31-2005, 06:22 AM
tried to milk a duck!!! :eek:

Sugar Kane
07-31-2005, 12:09 PM
thinks a duck has udders

Suzi
07-31-2005, 01:21 PM
is a rock star http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/musik/music-smiley-006.gif

Sugar Kane
07-31-2005, 01:39 PM
cooks noodles for el Richie

Becarina
07-31-2005, 06:27 PM
has 60 cats :eek:

Suzi
07-31-2005, 07:12 PM
wants to boil joaquin in a pan and eat him for dinner! :lick:

Micca
07-31-2005, 07:33 PM
Knows he tasted delish! :lick: :p

Becarina
07-31-2005, 09:23 PM
:lol: :rolls:

wears perfume that smells like dog poo

Corinna
07-31-2005, 09:55 PM
created this parfum :lol:

Suzi
07-31-2005, 10:42 PM
will conquer the world

Becarina
08-01-2005, 01:49 AM
is a spy for the eskimos

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-01-2005, 06:59 AM
knows of the eskimo-indian war

Daniel
08-01-2005, 08:57 AM
is my lover

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-01-2005, 10:34 PM
is a virgin

Becarina
08-02-2005, 03:04 AM
has been ridden more than a horse!

sigmagirl91
08-02-2005, 04:21 AM
sings backup in a country music band.

J. Corwin
08-02-2005, 05:12 AM
gave favorite vibrator to Davheed as trophy ;)

Douggie Style
08-02-2005, 04:05 PM
Has an undistorted avatar :p

Corinna
08-02-2005, 04:07 PM
is finally offline :devil:

Douggie Style
08-02-2005, 04:09 PM
Wants me to leave :sad:

Corinna
08-02-2005, 04:10 PM
should know it is his fault :devil:

Douggie Style
08-02-2005, 04:11 PM
Won't go to the shops :p

Corinna
08-02-2005, 04:14 PM
is right ; i decided to stay here with you :angel:

Douggie Style
08-02-2005, 04:16 PM
Will reach 18,000 posts by tomorrow! :eek:

Carlita
08-02-2005, 04:19 PM
is coming to Holland this Thursday!

Micca
08-02-2005, 06:08 PM
Is coming to my b-day party :aparty: :woohoo:

Becarina
08-02-2005, 06:09 PM
has no vcash

Micca
08-02-2005, 06:10 PM
Stole it :mad:

Douggie Style
08-02-2005, 06:32 PM
Is chasing me :bolt:

Micca
08-02-2005, 06:54 PM
Bought me the car he has on him av, for my sweet 16th birthday :D

Douggie Style
08-02-2005, 07:03 PM
Can drive!

Corey Feldman
08-02-2005, 07:05 PM
can see in my v-cash total i lost everything today :eek:

Mrs. B
08-02-2005, 07:06 PM
hates gambling!

Corey Feldman
08-02-2005, 07:07 PM
likewise!

Douggie Style
08-02-2005, 07:17 PM
Already knew I lost it all by betting against Chadaj!

Corey Feldman
08-02-2005, 07:21 PM
should know i never noticed he bet against that pole shagrag ;)

Sugar Kane
08-02-2005, 08:52 PM
should carry on talking about betting :p

Douggie Style
08-02-2005, 08:54 PM
Loves the bet talk!

Sugar Kane
08-02-2005, 09:15 PM
Doesn't know it

Corinna
08-02-2005, 09:19 PM
is a mean and ugly girl :eek:

Mrs. B
08-02-2005, 09:22 PM
is baking cookies

Douggie Style
08-02-2005, 09:23 PM
Looks like the pic in her av

Mrs. B
08-02-2005, 09:24 PM
is feeding his pet Zebra

Corinna
08-02-2005, 09:27 PM
is baking cookies
you weren't that wrong - i am baking a cake :lol:

has long green hair :eek:

Mrs. B
08-02-2005, 09:28 PM
is sending me a slice of the cake she baked ;)

Corinna
08-02-2005, 09:35 PM
ate my cake and died :eek: :o

Mrs. B
08-02-2005, 09:38 PM
is a wicked witch

Corinna
08-02-2005, 09:40 PM
should know i jsut want to kill her :devil:

Suzi
08-03-2005, 12:11 AM
is the spitting image of mini me

http://www.zube.com/pictures/1999/august/Mini-me.jpg

Becarina
08-03-2005, 12:47 AM
is mini me's girlfriend

Douggie Style
08-03-2005, 12:47 AM
Is mini-me

sigmagirl91
08-03-2005, 01:27 AM
Is mini-me's brother

Becarina
08-03-2005, 02:55 AM
is an egg

Mrs. B
08-03-2005, 09:20 AM
has posted so little in a few months

Douggie Style
08-03-2005, 11:00 AM
Is member number 3241321

Mrs. B
08-03-2005, 11:03 AM
is doing some gardening

Corinna
08-03-2005, 11:07 AM
has such a cute avy of my dearest juanqui :D naked :hearts:

Douggie Style
08-03-2005, 11:11 AM
Doesn't want to see that :p

Corinna
08-03-2005, 11:19 AM
made that pic :ras:

Douggie Style
08-03-2005, 11:19 AM
Is jealous :p

Corinna
08-03-2005, 12:09 PM
is right :mad:

Mrs. B
08-03-2005, 01:13 PM
has pic of Borg as her av

Corinna
08-03-2005, 01:19 PM
made it for me :kiss:

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-04-2005, 12:09 AM
is delirious

Becarina
08-04-2005, 04:26 AM
has a gun in his pocket

Mrs. B
08-04-2005, 02:42 PM
has dolphins in her pool

Carlita
08-04-2005, 03:20 PM
Sings the Ketchup Song all day long:rolleyes:

Corey Feldman
08-04-2005, 03:36 PM
does the ketchup dance all day long! :p

Choupi
08-04-2005, 03:48 PM
Is my one and only reference when I need some info about the plants... :p

Mrs. B
08-04-2005, 03:49 PM
washes her hair with ketchup :lol:

Micca
08-04-2005, 04:53 PM
Should know I do it with mayonaise :o

Corey Feldman
08-04-2005, 04:57 PM
looks like a big fat teddy bear :D

Mrs. B
08-04-2005, 05:17 PM
is vCash broke again!

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-04-2005, 11:27 PM
has 1000

Mrs. B
08-05-2005, 12:32 PM
has dreadlocks

Becarina
08-05-2005, 03:41 PM
eats yellow snow :eek:

Micca
08-05-2005, 06:02 PM
Should know the song 'Kylie' from Akcent is actually about me :angel:

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-05-2005, 10:48 PM
humped guco(coria)

sigmagirl91
08-05-2005, 11:48 PM
took Mirka out on a date

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-06-2005, 10:38 PM
has toasted micca

Micca
08-07-2005, 01:08 PM
Knows I'm missing an arm now :sad:

Mrs. B
08-07-2005, 07:10 PM
has a windmill in her house

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-07-2005, 08:33 PM
Thinks I'm 560 pounds

Mrs. B
08-08-2005, 10:53 AM
owns a salad bar in Jamaica

sigmagirl91
08-08-2005, 11:52 AM
also run a cocktail bar

Mrs. B
08-08-2005, 12:43 PM
has 20 bungalows in Belize.

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-08-2005, 11:04 PM
has a chimpanzee at his own designed zoo

Becarina
08-09-2005, 12:08 AM
washes his hair with toothpaste

sigmagirl91
08-09-2005, 01:34 AM
washes her face in Scope

Becarina
08-09-2005, 01:42 AM
chews tobacco

YoursTruly
08-09-2005, 02:37 AM
does not wash the fruit before eating it

Mrs. B
08-09-2005, 09:40 AM
is a racket twirling marjorette

Carlita
08-09-2005, 11:25 AM
has been painting all the pianos in our showroom here bright red with a white cross!!!:eek:

Mrs. B
08-09-2005, 12:42 PM
should know that i intend to paint the keys in rainbow colors! :devil:

Carlita
08-09-2005, 02:03 PM
has just been kicked out of the shop because she was painting everything in rainbow colours! :eek:

Mrs. B
08-09-2005, 02:33 PM
has given me a Steinway for gratis! :eek:

Carlita
08-09-2005, 02:42 PM
:haha:

Is riding the Steinway Grand Piano all the way back to RogerLand :eek:

Becarina
08-09-2005, 04:45 PM
lives in coocooville :crazy:

Micca
08-09-2005, 07:25 PM
Knows I'm turning 18 tomorrow :yeah:

Becarina
08-09-2005, 09:04 PM
should know I hope it will be a terrible day :ras: ;)

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-09-2005, 10:23 PM
likes that willie is suspended

Mrs. B
08-10-2005, 08:19 AM
sells Kool Aid on his street.

Carlita
08-10-2005, 01:58 PM
:rolleyes: is back here in Rotterdam re-painting the pianos............ :ras:

Mrs. B
08-10-2005, 02:38 PM
said she was gonna give me another Steinway today to piss off her boss' daughter! :devil:

Corey Feldman
08-10-2005, 02:41 PM
Wears a classical tennis jumper Like roger has, to bed every night :o

Mrs. B
08-10-2005, 02:41 PM
is so right about that. :p

Carlita
08-10-2005, 02:43 PM
took all our steinways to Switzerland :(

Mrs. B
08-10-2005, 03:05 PM
should know that i will put them in a barn in the Alps

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-10-2005, 10:49 PM
kicked me in the ass

Becarina
08-11-2005, 12:28 AM
has 10 children

Suzi
08-11-2005, 09:51 AM
is one of em

Mrs. B
08-11-2005, 10:44 AM
is an Olympic gymnast

Micca
08-11-2005, 11:14 AM
is my yoga teacher :yeah:

Suzi
08-11-2005, 04:50 PM
is a contorsionist

Becarina
08-11-2005, 05:06 PM
is from Mars ;)

Suzi
08-11-2005, 08:27 PM
has beaten Federer several times

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-11-2005, 11:22 PM
is in cornwall

Corinna
08-11-2005, 11:23 PM
knows i can't stand him :hug:

Becarina
08-12-2005, 12:27 AM
has slept for 2 days straight :p

tall_one
08-12-2005, 04:28 AM
lives at a disco http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/fuzwadd/smileys/b_disco.gif

Mrs. B
08-12-2005, 11:18 AM
is Davenports' hitting partner

Becarina
08-12-2005, 01:35 PM
married Agassi

Mrs. B
08-12-2005, 01:59 PM
drinks frapuccino every morning

Becarina
08-12-2005, 02:03 PM
is 2 ft tall

Suzi
08-12-2005, 02:30 PM
is hot dog eating world champ

Becarina
08-12-2005, 02:34 PM
sleeps in a toilet bowl

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-12-2005, 11:18 PM
is my dog

Becarina
08-12-2005, 11:43 PM
has 4 chins

YoursTruly
08-12-2005, 11:54 PM
licks herself like a cat as her bath

Micca
08-13-2005, 11:48 AM
Knows I'm going away to Canada for 4 weeks tomorrow :yeah:

Corinna
08-13-2005, 11:55 AM
is sooo lucky :eek: :hug:

Micca
08-13-2005, 12:30 PM
Has Guille on her av :yeah:

Becarina
08-13-2005, 02:04 PM
shoots ping pong balls out of her bum

Corinna
08-13-2005, 09:10 PM
is a green duck :lol:

Becarina
08-13-2005, 09:49 PM
moved to Hollywood to star in films

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-13-2005, 10:23 PM
is tim henman's cousin

Becarina
08-13-2005, 10:26 PM
is coria's wife

Corinna
08-13-2005, 11:37 PM
is their son :p

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-14-2005, 11:06 PM
has a pee pee

Corinna
08-14-2005, 11:13 PM
is not cool :ras:

Becarina
08-14-2005, 11:31 PM
has pointy ears like an elf

Suzi
08-14-2005, 11:34 PM
runs a joaquin factory

Daniel
08-15-2005, 01:32 AM
is from europe

Mrs. B
08-15-2005, 08:53 AM
does not like posting consecutively on the numbers thread :p

Daniel
08-15-2005, 09:31 AM
is lying

Mrs. B
08-15-2005, 11:41 AM
has himself as his av

Corinna
08-15-2005, 12:58 PM
is his rogi's gf :D

Becarina
08-15-2005, 03:25 PM
is the queen of england

Suzi
08-15-2005, 09:00 PM
is her king

Becarina
08-15-2005, 09:41 PM
traveled to the North Pole to see Santa today

Corinna
08-15-2005, 10:58 PM
has a devil in her siggy and so i she :p

Becarina
08-15-2005, 11:05 PM
would love for JCF to lose everything from now on

Corinna
08-15-2005, 11:06 PM
has an ugly av of andy right now :bolt:

Becarina
08-15-2005, 11:07 PM
is really a man :eek:

Corinna
08-15-2005, 11:09 PM
is sooo right and i posted pics of my daughter :p

Becarina
08-15-2005, 11:11 PM
is a prostitute on sundays :p

Corinna
08-15-2005, 11:27 PM
told me to do that ;)

Becarina
08-15-2005, 11:30 PM
sells drugs to little 5 yr olds :(

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-16-2005, 03:16 AM
gave steroids to serena

Becarina
08-16-2005, 04:22 AM
turned to stone

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-16-2005, 11:10 PM
looked at emerald city

YoursTruly
08-17-2005, 05:19 AM
likes playing frisbee with cds

tall_one
08-17-2005, 06:54 AM
has a pet dragon http://smileys.******************/cat/a05/15_3_27.gif

tinuviel_estel
08-17-2005, 07:21 AM
hates Marat! (love the dragon) so cute :)

Mrs. B
08-17-2005, 09:53 AM
is the real Lord of the Rings

Becarina
08-17-2005, 04:04 PM
is covered in warts

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-17-2005, 10:30 PM
has lepresy

Becarina
08-17-2005, 10:30 PM
has eyes in the back of his head

Suzi
08-17-2005, 11:05 PM
is stuck in a holllllllleeeeee

Corinna
08-17-2005, 11:08 PM
died two minutes ago :eek:

Suzi
08-17-2005, 11:14 PM
http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/spezial/Fool/gost.gif

is celebrating that news

Sugar Kane
08-17-2005, 11:22 PM
wears electric blue nail polish

Becarina
08-17-2005, 11:24 PM
is a magician

Sugar Kane
08-17-2005, 11:26 PM
would date Ducky only if submitted to medieval torture

Corinna
08-17-2005, 11:38 PM
is ducky :D

Becarina
08-17-2005, 11:40 PM
smells like rotten cheese

Corinna
08-17-2005, 11:42 PM
is trying to eat me :bolt:

Becarina
08-17-2005, 11:52 PM
sold me some good drugs

Suzi
08-17-2005, 11:54 PM
is praticing for her starring role in the Duck Musicals

Corinna
08-17-2005, 11:59 PM
is praying that jc loses tonight ;)

Becarina
08-18-2005, 12:10 AM
stole my boyfriend

Suzi
08-18-2005, 12:12 AM
is not bothered about it

Corinna
08-18-2005, 12:12 AM
hates me for that :eek: :sobbing:

Becarina
08-18-2005, 12:17 AM
is really an old hairy man

Corinna
08-18-2005, 12:29 AM
doesn't know my jokes are sooo good :rolleyes:

Becarina
08-18-2005, 12:30 AM
was mean to me today :ras:

Corinna
08-18-2005, 01:02 AM
should know i am not sorry

Becarina
08-18-2005, 01:04 AM
likes it when people pull her hair out ;)

Corinna
08-18-2005, 01:07 AM
always does that to tease me

Becarina
08-18-2005, 01:14 AM
kicked me in then head just now :(

Corinna
08-18-2005, 01:15 AM
wasn't repped today..

Becarina
08-18-2005, 01:32 AM
is very upset about the match on now :(

Corinna
08-18-2005, 01:44 AM
is only partly right :confused:

Becarina
08-18-2005, 01:55 AM
bugs live in her hair

GermanBoy
08-18-2005, 01:56 AM
likes me...

Becarina
08-18-2005, 01:58 AM
does not call me names

Corinna
08-18-2005, 01:59 AM
loves eating disks

Becarina
08-18-2005, 02:03 AM
is juanqui's stalker

Corinna
08-18-2005, 02:29 AM
made him getting injured :sobbing:

Becarina
08-18-2005, 02:33 AM
is dancing on the ceiling

Corinna
08-18-2005, 02:36 AM
hits with the potato against my foot

Becarina
08-18-2005, 02:37 AM
is not at all tired

Corinna
08-18-2005, 02:40 AM
should know i was so glad when they went into the 3rd set :lol:

Becarina
08-18-2005, 02:47 AM
should go stay up all day and wait for the next match :p

Corinna
08-18-2005, 03:02 AM
:lol: should know i won't follow any of ducky's matches (and never stay up for them) :eek: :bolt: :ras: and isn't wished a good night :kiss:

Becarina
08-18-2005, 03:03 AM
does not deserve a good night and is not wished one also :(

tinuviel_estel
08-18-2005, 03:09 AM
is sad that Andy won

Becarina
08-18-2005, 03:18 AM
sniffed paint all night and is now really high :crazy:

tinuviel_estel
08-18-2005, 03:29 AM
is dancing in the tune of Macarena :lol:

Becarina
08-18-2005, 03:35 AM
macarena :rolls:

is doing the tango with antonio banderas

tinuviel_estel
08-18-2005, 03:37 AM
how i wish it's true :lol:
is dating Joaquin Phoenix

sigmagirl91
08-18-2005, 03:38 AM
is currently seeing Ashton Kutcher

Becarina
08-18-2005, 03:39 AM
:hearts: I wish :p

lives in a shoe with 40 cats :eek:

Sugar Kane
08-18-2005, 07:08 PM
lives under Andy's shirt :inlove:

Corinna
08-18-2005, 07:09 PM
has a baby of him ;)

Sugar Kane
08-18-2005, 08:41 PM
has triplets with Radek Stepanek :inlove:

Corinna
08-18-2005, 08:58 PM
is as sexy as an elephant

Sugar Kane
08-18-2005, 09:04 PM
:rolls:
is in a menage a trois with JCF and Sharapova!! :eek:

Corinna
08-18-2005, 09:06 PM
wants to take my place and therefore hunts me :scared:

Sugar Kane
08-18-2005, 09:31 PM
is correct :p

KoOlMaNsEaN
08-18-2005, 10:12 PM
hunts birds

Daniel
08-19-2005, 12:47 AM
loves me

Sugar Kane
08-19-2005, 06:11 PM
should stop his streak of hot avs! :devil:

Mrs. B
08-19-2005, 09:52 PM
is a ballgirl in Toronto