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Should players have sex while they off injured?

leng jai
07-10-2010, 10:24 AM
Unless you've been living under a rock for the last week, you'll know that Haas' girlfriend Sara Foster is pregnant. This begs the question - why was Haas having sex while he was recovering from injury? It goes a long way to explaining why the guy is so injury prone. Who knows how many chicks he was banging during his shoulder reconstructions. I dare say it cost him several grand slams and his opportunity to challenge for GOAT status. Highly unprofessional and irresponsible to his fans.

Discuss.

alter ego
07-10-2010, 10:30 AM
http://i28.tinypic.com/2zrnybd.jpg

General Suburbia
07-10-2010, 10:31 AM
You're right. They should just masturbate instead.

oranges
07-10-2010, 10:39 AM
It's all part of his hip rehabilitation (but Tarpi and Kolya are a good answer too :lol:)

e476
07-10-2010, 10:53 AM
He must have been in a hurry to have children. :aplot: That paternal impulse must have been strong. No shoulder injury is going to keep him from becoming a daddy. :baby: :awww:

Frooty_Bazooty
07-10-2010, 11:10 AM
Are you sure that she is pregnant by Tommy?

RIboy
07-10-2010, 11:13 AM
maybe she's a surrogate mother for Cristiano Ronaldo

debby
07-10-2010, 11:33 AM
You're right. They should just masturbate instead.

Not adviced for shoulder/elbow/wrist injuries-prone. :o

ChuckNorrisFan
07-10-2010, 11:38 AM
http://i28.tinypic.com/2zrnybd.jpg

Kolya double facepalm :worship:

NyGeL
07-10-2010, 11:42 AM
No, they should send you a fax asking for your permission and sending the girl's ID.

BodyServe
07-10-2010, 11:42 AM
Thanks for letting me know i live under a rock.

MacTheKnife
07-10-2010, 12:09 PM
http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/1179/facepalmep.jpg

Audacity
07-10-2010, 12:29 PM
Very unproffesional to say the least. Disgusting.

paseo
07-10-2010, 12:32 PM
:lol:

Allegretto
07-10-2010, 12:44 PM
Only with each other.

good_gambler
07-10-2010, 12:50 PM
Unless he had a dick injury what is the problem?

Thread starter obviously has a dick-on-head issue.

Ivanatis
07-10-2010, 01:07 PM
how about sex during changeover. a possible grey area in terms of coaching though.

Sunset of Age
07-10-2010, 01:33 PM
:haha: Good one, Adrian.

bluefork
07-10-2010, 01:37 PM
Unless you've been living under a rock for the last week, you'll know that Haas' girlfriend Sara Foster is pregnant. This begs the question - why was Haas having sex while he was recovering from injury? It goes a long way to explaining why the guy is so injury prone. Who knows how many chicks he was banging during his shoulder reconstructions. I dare say it cost him several grand slams and his opportunity to challenge for GOAT status. Highly unprofessional and irresponsible to his fans.

Discuss.

You're using the phrase "begs the question" incorrectly.

Unfortunately, that's the least stupid part of this post.

Goldenoldie
07-10-2010, 01:40 PM
It's fine as long as you don't move.

sigmagirl91
07-10-2010, 07:03 PM
http://dcimages.tennis-russia.ru/daviscup/2010/07/08/0000003009/field70.jpg

Ask these guys....

Matt01
07-10-2010, 07:41 PM
Maybe someone can give Haas advice which positions are the least straining for his shoulder :shrug:

Johnny Groove
07-10-2010, 08:07 PM
Having sex while injured will help you heal quicker. Trust me.

green25814
07-10-2010, 08:47 PM
Only if she's on top, clearly.

Mateya
07-10-2010, 08:49 PM
Why not? :)

You could heal quicker and you forget about your injury at least for a moment, that depends from how long you last and how good you are. :angel:

Federror has children as well, so it can't hurt. He might be making more UEs thesedays, but I doubt it's because of too much sex. :p

Sapeod
07-10-2010, 09:02 PM
Clown thread.

Jimnik
07-10-2010, 09:06 PM
Great thread. :haha:

Sapeod
07-10-2010, 09:09 PM
Clown thread.

leng jai
07-10-2010, 11:43 PM
You're using the phrase "begs the question" incorrectly.

Unfortunately, that's the least stupid part of this post.

Sorry, English isn't my first language.

bluefork
07-11-2010, 12:00 AM
Sorry, English isn't my first language.

Well, a lot of English speakers get this wrong too.

straitup
07-11-2010, 12:23 AM
Clown thread.

Clown thread.

How do you really feel about this?

Sapeod
07-11-2010, 12:25 AM
How do you really feel about this?
Hmmmm, clown thread?

Forehander
07-11-2010, 02:36 AM
You must keep yourself happy and positive during recovery, so I guess it's ok. Having sex while you're playing in a tournament is a nono though

Sean.
07-11-2010, 11:33 AM
You're using the phrase "begs the question" incorrectly.

Is he? :unsure: How?

leng jai
07-11-2010, 12:50 PM
Hmmmm, clown thread?

Coming from someone whos favourite player is Murray and at the same time hates moonballing..

Stelle
07-11-2010, 01:07 PM
Why the hell does it matter? Should we really care about what players do in their private lives? I don't see the problem, and his injury couldn't have been too severe...it would probably make them more energetic and feisty to win...their gfs offer them a reward for winning a match??

DualMedia
07-12-2010, 03:11 AM
Why the hell does it matter? Should we really care about what players do in their private lives? I don't see the problem, and his injury couldn't have been too severe...it would probably make them more energetic and feisty to win...their gfs offer them a reward for winning a match??

:worship::worship:

out_here_grindin
07-12-2010, 03:43 AM
You're right. They should just masturbate instead.

Can Haas really take anymore hits to his self-confidence?

paseo
07-12-2010, 11:42 AM
You must keep yourself happy and positive during recovery, so I guess it's ok. Having sex while you're playing in a tournament is a nono though

Why?

Stelle
07-12-2010, 01:17 PM
:worship::worship:

:hug: I expected every to get the shits :) Thanks.

Certinfy
07-12-2010, 04:48 PM
Why the hell does it matter? Should we really care about what players do in their private lives? I don't see the problem, and his injury couldn't have been too severe...it would probably make them more energetic and feisty to win...their gfs offer them a reward for winning a match??
Of course something like this would have come from a Gulbis fan. :retard:

emotion
07-12-2010, 04:54 PM
Better not fucking tell Gulbis

Sapeod
07-12-2010, 09:11 PM
Coming from someone whos favourite player is Murray and at the same time hates moonballing..Murray moonballing? Funniest thing I've heard for a while.

Atleast I don't fanboy the traitor Haas :shrug:

Forehander
07-12-2010, 10:26 PM
Why?

It's quite well known professional sportsman are prohibited from having sex or even masturbation during a sporting event. It badly deters their concentration and physical condition.

straitup
07-12-2010, 10:31 PM
It's quite well known professional sportsman are prohibited from having sex or even masturbation during a sporting event. It badly deters their concentration and physical condition.

As the New York Yankees manager once said, "The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it." Some athletes think they feel a lot looser and relaxed if they do, but if they have to search for it all night before a big game, it's going to take a toll.

Aaric
07-12-2010, 10:31 PM
Murray moonballing? Funniest thing I've heard for a while.

Atleast I don't fanboy the traitor Haas :shrug:

Your signature is such a fail

Sapeod
07-12-2010, 11:39 PM
Your signature is such a fail
No, it's not :)

DualMedia
07-12-2010, 11:45 PM
Is this any our business if they do? NO!

r2473
07-12-2010, 11:52 PM
As the New York Yankees manager once said, "The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it."

Ya, I heard Jeter has loads of trouble getting laid.

I wonder if Haas had to stay up all night begging for it?

I think the OP is pissed that he isn't having sex with Haas.

Stelle
07-13-2010, 03:18 AM
Of course something like this would have come from a Gulbis fan. :retard:

How?

Roddickominator
07-13-2010, 03:40 AM
I'm no longer a fan of Haas after this revelation. He is a sick man and needs help...no wonder he is always injured.

Serenidad
07-13-2010, 06:51 AM
Sara you're so lucky.

tennizen
07-13-2010, 04:14 PM
I think players should have sex only if they are injured.

TravelingFanGirl
07-13-2010, 10:24 PM
Of course something like this would have come from a Gulbis fan. :retard:

For the record, not all Gulbis fans are the same and it would be a shame to generalize us from a few people.

_Chaz
07-14-2010, 09:02 PM
Gilles Simon is going to be a daddy, too. Guess he and Tommy had the same ideas when they were away from tennis. :shrug:

Congrats to them both!

But Tommy might not have sex during his injury. He says on his homepage:
Just three days after my hip surgery in Vail, Colorado, Sara and I found out that we are going to be parents.
So I think they did it before.

HoorayBeer
07-15-2010, 07:58 AM
I do not understand the no sex is good for athletes theory. If Roger Federer was waxing the turtle instead of bangin a hot piece of a-- like Mirka at regular intervals he would not have won as many Grand Slams.

leng jai
07-15-2010, 09:54 AM
The ATP should step in and stop this farcical trend.

Guy Haines
07-17-2010, 07:37 AM
The ATP should step in and stop this farcical trend.

I agree. And Simon's bulge is resulting in kids? He better get back to his late '08 form quick.

straitup
07-17-2010, 07:41 AM
Chill out people

rtgy
07-17-2010, 01:44 PM
I agree. And Simon's bulge is resulting in kids?


:rolls: :worship:

Persimmon
07-26-2010, 02:42 PM
LOL @ this thread. Like they don't have sex when they are injured..:wavey: Of course they do:wavey:

leng jai
08-08-2010, 10:12 AM
The ATP should step in and stop this farcical trend.

Still no word from the ATP. Worrying signs IMO.

MrChopin
08-08-2010, 02:57 PM
it would probably make them more energetic and feisty to win...their gfs offer them a reward for winning a match??

:lol:

alter ego
08-08-2010, 03:09 PM
Injured players should have sex... between each other.

Matt01
08-08-2010, 09:12 PM
Injured players should have sex... between each other.


They should film it and put the videos online :aplot:

Navratil
08-12-2010, 02:15 PM
You're right. They should just masturbate instead.

But just with their left hand :angel:

BigJohn
08-12-2010, 04:47 PM
But just with their left hand :angel:

Like Nadal.