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If ________________ reaches ________(round) of RG, I will __________________

orangehat
05-22-2010, 06:52 AM
It's time to play this game again! :lol: (Idea courtesy of tennisforum)

Well the original version of the game was if _______ wins RG, I would _________ but seeing as Nadal is most likely going to win ... I thought it was gonna be BORING :zzz: :rolls:

If Murray reaches QFs I will never watch clay tennis again :angel:

andy neyer
05-22-2010, 07:02 AM
If Murray reaches QFs I will never watch clay tennis again :angel:

It would be better if you could make a bet you could prove like, say, changing your sig to "I love Murray", donating your vcash to a known Murray fan, posting a pic of yourself in your undies or whatnot.

I'll make a different variation... If someone manages to beat Nadal in RG, I'll change my profile pic to one featuring uncle Toni until the ATP world tour finals. I can promise that because I know it won't happen :lol:

-Valhalla-
05-22-2010, 07:23 AM
It would be better if you could make a bet you could prove like, say, changing your sig to "I love Murray", ... pic of yourself in your undies or whatnot.

Create a thread for it ... it should be more fun than just betting vcash [besides, I hate looking at your avatar of Fed's father].

;)

-Valhalla-
05-22-2010, 07:23 AM
..

orangehat
05-22-2010, 07:38 AM
It would be better if you could make a bet you could prove like, say, changing your sig to "I love Murray", donating your vcash to a known Murray fan, posting a pic of yourself in your undies or whatnot.

I'll make a different variation... If someone manages to beat Nadal in RG, I'll change my profile pic to one featuring uncle Toni until the ATP world tour finals. I can promise that because I know it won't happen :lol:

:lol:

That would indeed raise the stakes but murray has a relatively easy draw to the QF (apart from Isner) :shrug:

Matchu
05-22-2010, 08:40 AM
If Peter Luczak reaches the second round of RG, I will never post on MTF ever again.

n8
05-22-2010, 10:04 AM
If Federer loses before the semi-finals of RG, I will change my avatar from me hitting a backhand to me in my underwear (until Wimbledon).

Jimnik
05-22-2010, 10:08 AM
If Roddick reaches quarter-final of RG, I will never gamble on clay tennis ever again.

Roamed
05-22-2010, 10:29 AM
If someone from the second quarter gets to the final I will legally change my name to Judy Murray.

Diprosalic
05-22-2010, 11:01 AM
if someone beats nadal at roland garros i will send him a gift bag with swiss cheese and chocolate.

Mario000
05-22-2010, 11:33 AM
If Murray reaches QFs I will not watch any tennis match untill AO

Audacity
05-22-2010, 11:44 AM
If Oscar Hernandez reaches Round 2 of RG, I will change my avatar to one of him, and my sig to "I Love King Hernandez" until Wimbledon.

emotion
05-22-2010, 01:30 PM
Nadal, 2nd, kill myself
Federer, final, be shocked
Monfils, QF, be angry
Murray, QF, raise my eyebrows

None of these can be proven, of course.
If Isner reaches RO16 I will add "John Isner: Savior of claycourt tennis" to my sig

coonster14
05-22-2010, 02:11 PM
Murray, final, get my friend to literally come and kick my ass.

Filo V.
05-22-2010, 02:15 PM
If Rajeev Ram reaches round 2 of RG, I will paint my dog the colors of the Illinois Illini.

paseo
05-22-2010, 03:10 PM
If Gianni Mina reaches round 2 of RG10, I will lick my own balls.

Persimmon
05-22-2010, 03:13 PM
If Andy Murray reaches the final of RG, I will LOL for a long time.

marcRD
05-22-2010, 03:15 PM
If Roddick wins the French Open I will have sex with a 60+ years old woman.

yellowboy906
05-22-2010, 04:07 PM
If Roddick wins the French Open I will have sex with a 60+ years old woman.

too bad 60+ years old woman don't wanna have sex with you. :sad:

Aaric
05-22-2010, 04:15 PM
If Stan reaches Quarterfinals of Roland Garros I will be very happy :p

tumbak
05-22-2010, 04:22 PM
If Djokovic beats Nadal in the semis I'd be pleased.

marcRD
05-22-2010, 04:45 PM
too bad 60+ years old woman don't wanna have sex with you. :sad:

We shall see about that....

if Roddick wins Roland Garros.

SelvenluvJo
05-22-2010, 04:46 PM
If JoJo reaches Final of RG, I will tell my mom I 'm gay,seriously!!

-Valhalla-
05-22-2010, 04:48 PM
If Roddick wins the French Open I will have sex with a 60+ years old woman.

too bad 60+ years old woman don't wanna have sex with you. :sad:


:lol: Good one.

Noleta
05-22-2010, 05:49 PM
Look at my sig:angel:I'll be there to take pics:p

Ibracadabra
05-22-2010, 06:05 PM
if witten reaches round 2 i will die

RIboy
05-22-2010, 06:05 PM
If Cilic reaches 4th(round) of RG, I will change my nickmane to THE MUG

-Valhalla-
05-22-2010, 06:14 PM
If Federer beats Nadal, I'll change my avatar to Barbie and turn my signature into a Justin Bieber tribute.

petar_pan
05-22-2010, 06:30 PM
If Cilic reaches 4th(round) of RG, I will change my nickmane to THE MUG

marin ce igrat u 4-finalu, mozda i polufinalu

andy neyer
05-22-2010, 06:35 PM
Create a thread for it ... it should be more fun than just betting vcash [besides, I hate looking at your avatar of Fed's father].

;)

Robert Federer is not just Roger's father. He's a whole lovable character himself and deserves the appreciattion of us. In fact, I don't understand why people like his son so much. It's all about Robert for me.

Nathaliia
05-22-2010, 06:36 PM
If Kubot can beat Tsonga or Przysiężny can beat Youzhny, or Radwańska can reach a semifinal I will have a breast reduction surgery.

alter ego
05-22-2010, 06:37 PM
If Roger wins RG I will learn the swiss anthem and sing it in front of my tv.

RIboy
05-22-2010, 06:38 PM
marin ce igrat u 4-finalu, mozda i polufinalu

a možda je u šumi

-Valhalla-
05-22-2010, 07:00 PM
If Kubot can beat Tsonga or Przysiężny can beat Youzhny, or Radwańska can reach a semifinal I will have a breast reduction surgery.

:sad:

Hellraiser
05-22-2010, 07:23 PM
If Ferrer reaches SFs I will gonna workout myself.

why,marat,why?
05-22-2010, 09:20 PM
If Nishikori defeats Giraldo in round 1, I will pop a boner.
If Nishikori defeats Djokovic in round 2, I will ejaculate uncontrollably.
Both will be thoroughly documented through pictures, video, and MP3 files.

xoyz
05-22-2010, 09:35 PM
Banal, but:

If Nadal and Federer reach the final of RG, I will think it is good for tennis.

B.z.A.
05-22-2010, 09:40 PM
a možda je u šumi

*su

A onda je svizac zamotao čokoladu u omot.

navy75
05-22-2010, 09:46 PM
If Witten reaches the 2nd round of RG (which would take him beating Baghdatis), I will change my avatar to the big man.

tangerine_dream
05-22-2010, 10:37 PM
Nadal, 2nd, kill myself

See ya.

If Gianni Mina reaches round 2 of RG10, I will lick my own balls.
Don't forget to post a pic.

tealeaves
05-22-2010, 10:49 PM
If Cilic reaches the semifinal of RG 2010, I will start dating guys
If Murray reaches the final of RG 2010, I would post my nude pic.

Pirata.
05-22-2010, 10:49 PM
Robert Federer is not just Roger's father. He's a whole lovable character himself and deserves the appreciattion of us. In fact, I don't understand why people like his son so much. It's all about Robert for me.

Papa Fed :worship:
http://i48.tinypic.com/2whecfr.gif

n8
05-23-2010, 12:50 AM
Papa Fed :worship:
http://i48.tinypic.com/2whecfr.gif

Due to the sexual tones already in this thread, I'm going to say that Papa Fed is bear :o.

Sunset of Age
05-23-2010, 12:53 AM
Papa Fed :worship:
http://i48.tinypic.com/2whecfr.gif

Daddy Fed!!! :hearts: Such a lovely guy. :worship:
At Wimbly 2008, even when his own beloved son lost the match, he held out his hand to Rafa to help him climb the stands to be able to greet his team/family. Now that is true sportmanship!!! :worship:

andylovesaustin
05-23-2010, 12:58 AM
If Andy Roddick reaches the final of RG, I'd be amazed!

If Andy Roddick were to WIN RG... I'd be dumbfounded!

If Gulbis wins RG I'd be.... shocked, but secretly I'd like a long-shot to take the whole thing cos it keeps everybody honest! :armed:

Sunset of Age
05-23-2010, 01:01 AM
To answer the original question:

If Robin Haase beats Almugro in his first match at RG, I will fangirl him forever. :o

emotion
05-23-2010, 01:29 AM
If Kubot can beat Tsonga or Przysiężny can beat Youzhny, or Radwańska can reach a semifinal I will have a breast reduction surgery.

That might actually have a shot

jmf07
05-23-2010, 01:45 AM
If Ljubicic reaches the SF I will shave my head
If Witten reaches R3 I will eat Mcdonalds every day until the end of the French Open
If Rajeev Ram reaches R3 I will change my username straight after that match to RamWon2010FrenchOpen
If Gulbis reaches the final I will hire a prostitute
If Federer wins RG I will finish every post that I make for the next three months with "I love Federer" in bold writing
If Soderling reaches the SF I will go to one of his matches dressed as a Toad

Quakes
05-23-2010, 02:11 AM
If Roger wins RG I will learn the swiss anthem and sing it in front of my tv.

I can already hum it after seeing him win so many times. :D

Which language do you plan to learn the lyrics in?

tealeaves
05-23-2010, 02:14 AM
If Gulbis somehow gets into the Quarterfinal of RG 2010 and beats Federer, I would lose my virginity by hiring a prostitute.

If Roddick wins RG 10 I would not masturbate for the rest of my life

Quakes
05-23-2010, 02:15 AM
If Andy Roddick reaches the semi-final RG, I will shave my head and buy a poster of Brooklyn Decker (whom I've always found extremely unattractive) and stick it on my bedroom wall. Same goes if he wins Wimbledon.

If Ernest Gulbis reaches the 4th round of RG, I will memorize the name of 10 Latvian cities.

If Novak Djokovic reaches the semifinal of RG, I will go to the hospital to have my lungs x-rayed.

If Rafael Nadal reaches the final of RG, I will not change my underwear for a week.

If Rafael Nadal wins RG, I will spend five hours per week for the next year learning Spanish.

andylovesaustin
05-23-2010, 02:26 AM
If Andy Roddick wins RG, I will shave my head and buy a poster of Brooklyn Decker (whom I've always found extremely unattractive) and stick it on my bedroom wall. Same goes if he wins Wimbledon.

:rolls:

There's somebody here who predicted Mr. Andy Roddick would win RG:confused: It wasn't me, but it was somebody here... I read it in a thread.

It would be a MIRACLE :unsure: I tell you... a miracle!:angel::awww:

Quakes
05-23-2010, 02:35 AM
:rolls:

There's somebody here who predicted Mr. Andy Roddick would win RG:confused: It wasn't me, but it was somebody here... I read it in a thread.

It would be a MIRACLE :unsure: I tell you... a miracle!:angel::awww:

I know! That's why I lowered my requirement to semi-final. :-)

He is playing better than ever, though. So quarterfinal is quite possible. I guess I may have to say hello to Brooklyn. :scared:

Proton21
05-24-2010, 03:31 PM
If Nishikori defeats Giraldo in round 1, I will pop a boner.
...
Both will be thoroughly documented through pictures, video, and MP3 files.

We are all ready to see it.:D

recessional
05-24-2010, 03:34 PM
Papa Fed :worship:
http://i48.tinypic.com/2whecfr.gif

papa fed :inlove: :hearts: :inlove:

We are all ready to see it.:D

:lol:

why,marat,why?
05-24-2010, 03:43 PM
Coming back from 0-2 sets down and winning in 5? Heck, my boner popped a boner.
http://www.awkwardboners.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/boner-11.jpg

Hahaha note: not actually me. Taken from www.awkwardboners.com

Ouragan
05-24-2010, 04:18 PM
If Gianni Mina reaches round 2 of RG10, I will lick my own balls.

And prove your claim by posting your video here, of course :)

Johnny Groove
05-24-2010, 04:35 PM
If Gasquet beats Federer in the SF, I will shit a brick and post a video.

habibko
05-24-2010, 07:07 PM
if Federer won RG beating Nadal in the final, I'll post a pic of myself naked with only a Swiss flag.

green25814
05-24-2010, 07:18 PM
if Federer won RG beating Nadal in the final, I'll post a pic of myself naked with only a Swiss flag.

Are you female?

habibko
05-24-2010, 07:21 PM
Are you female?

no, why?

green25814
05-24-2010, 07:50 PM
no, why?

Aw.

habibko
05-24-2010, 09:12 PM
Aw.

it's not like it's gonna happen either way..

alter ego
05-24-2010, 09:33 PM
I can already hum it after seeing him win so many times. :D

Which language do you plan to learn the lyrics in?

In Baseldytsch of course :)

tkr
05-25-2010, 10:45 AM
Robert Federer is not just Roger's father. He's a whole lovable character himself and deserves the appreciattion of us. In fact, I don't understand why people like his son so much. It's all about Robert for me.

His name is Bob...he looks like a Bob...

acionescu
05-25-2010, 11:00 AM
if Federer won RG beating Nadal in the final, I'll post a pic of myself naked with only a Swiss flag.

As if the prospect of that wasn't scary enough...:unsure:

oematoema
05-25-2010, 11:22 AM
To answer the original question:

If Robin Haase beats Almugro in his first match at RG, I will fangirl him forever. :o

Close one! I bet you cursed out loud when the scoreboard malfunctioned during that match ;)

Sunset of Age
05-25-2010, 02:19 PM
Close one! I bet you cursed out loud when the scoreboard malfunctioned during that match ;)

I couldn't watch it, I had an appointment elsewhere - but it's probably better that way :lol:.
'Close but no cigar', alas. At least a good sign of Haase being able to get back to his level of old - hopefully. :D

vn01
05-25-2010, 02:31 PM
If Rafa wins RG 2010,I will go to school with a T-shirt where I will write:Rafael Nadal-Roland Garros 2010 winner and show it to everyone

spriwi
05-25-2010, 04:51 PM
If Kubot can beat Tsonga or Przysiężny can beat Youzhny, or Radwańska can reach a semifinal I will have a breast reduction surgery.

I am still cheering for Aga then :)

oz_boz
05-25-2010, 09:29 PM
If Roddick reaches the final of RG, I will move to Texas, start working as an engineer for an oil company, drive a huge gas-gulping car and apply for the board of the local NRA division.

Certinfy
05-25-2010, 09:32 PM
If Berdych reaches the QF of RG, I will ban myself from having sex for a year.

Sunset of Age
05-25-2010, 09:34 PM
If Roddick reaches the final of RG, I will move to Texas, start working as an engineer for an oil company, drive a huge gas-gulping car and apply for the board of the local NRA division.

I don't think you need to worry. :D

If Berdych reaches the QF of RG, I will ban myself from having sex for a year.

:scared:

starluk
05-26-2010, 08:17 AM
If Robin wins RG,I will be gay.

Mateya
05-26-2010, 09:08 AM
If Žemlja and Kavčič reach 3rd round and play each other I'll probably lose my mind :lol:

If Kavčič reaches 3rd round by beating Roddick I'll change my signature or something, have to think about it. :)

JediFed
05-26-2010, 09:21 AM
If Federer reaches the final and defeats Nadal to win back to back RG, I will wear Judy Garland's outfit in Girl Crazy and take my best shot at Gershwin's "I've got rhythm".

Langers
05-26-2010, 09:49 AM
If Lleyton Hewitt beats Nadal, I will have a Federer avatar until the US Open.

It will never happen (I do hope for Rusty to win though, but not fond of having a Federer avvy...)

ossie
05-26-2010, 09:55 AM
If Federer reaches the final and defeats Nadal to win back to back RG, I will wear Judy Garland's outfit in Girl Crazy and take my best shot at Gershwin's "I've got rhythm".even though i dont think rafa will lose at rg let alone lose to fed im gonna bookmark this just in case

n8
06-04-2010, 10:42 AM
I keep to my word (I wish I didn't have to but I hate to go against what I've said).

Jimnik
06-04-2010, 11:11 AM
If Berdych reaches the QF of RG, I will ban myself from having sex for a year.
:wavey:

oranges
06-04-2010, 11:27 AM
^^ Poor Certinfy, will think twice before making such promises next time :lol:

Sunset of Age
06-04-2010, 12:50 PM
:wavey:

^^ Poor Certinfy, will think twice before making such promises next time :lol:

:haha: :rolls:

Jase. :hug:

Certinfy
06-04-2010, 03:10 PM
Oh damn! Oh well it's only one year and I promise not to break it. :)

Etern
06-04-2010, 03:19 PM
I keep to my word (I wish I didn't have to but I hate to go against what I've said).

:worship: I just wish it was as easy to check if everyone else keeps their word (I'm absolutley not thinking about Certinfy :p)

Noleta
06-04-2010, 03:29 PM
Jase:lol::kiss:Good luck mate:wavey:

Mateya
06-04-2010, 03:31 PM
Now that's cruel :lol:
If Berdych reaches the QF of RG, I will ban myself from having sex for a year.

:hug: :hug:
I doubt you would keep your promise in case Ana Ivanović somehow walks into your bedroom, though. ;)

tennis2tennis
06-04-2010, 05:19 PM
I keep to my word (I wish I didn't have to but I hate to go against what I've said).

respect for the follow through:worship::worship::worship:

2moretogo
06-04-2010, 05:29 PM
If Ljubicic reaches the SF I will shave my head
If Witten reaches R3 I will eat Mcdonalds every day until the end of the French Open
If Rajeev Ram reaches R3 I will change my username straight after that match to RamWon2010FrenchOpen
If Gulbis reaches the final I will hire a prostitute
If Federer wins RG I will finish every post that I make for the next three months with "I love Federer" in bold writing
If Soderling reaches the SF I will go to one of his matches dressed as a Toad

Make sure to post pictures when this happens. ;)

2moretogo
06-04-2010, 05:31 PM
If Andy Roddick reaches the semi-final RG, I will shave my head and buy a poster of Brooklyn Decker (whom I've always found extremely unattractive) and stick it on my bedroom wall. Same goes if he wins Wimbledon.

If Ernest Gulbis reaches the 4th round of RG, I will memorize the name of 10 Latvian cities.

If Novak Djokovic reaches the semifinal of RG, I will go to the hospital to have my lungs x-rayed.

If Rafael Nadal reaches the final of RG, I will not change my underwear for a week.
If Rafael Nadal wins RG, I will spend five hours per week for the next year learning Spanish.

No need to post pics of this. :o

Everko
06-04-2010, 05:32 PM
If Robin wins RG,I will be gay.

don't worry

Pirata.
06-04-2010, 05:33 PM
I keep to my word (I wish I didn't have to but I hate to go against what I've said).

:haha::worship:

NADALbULLS
06-30-2010, 11:20 AM
If Andy Roddick reaches the semi-final RG, I will shave my head and buy a poster of Brooklyn Decker (whom I've always found extremely unattractive) and stick it on my bedroom wall. Same goes if he wins Wimbledon.

If Ernest Gulbis reaches the 4th round of RG, I will memorize the name of 10 Latvian cities.

If Novak Djokovic reaches the semifinal of RG, I will go to the hospital to have my lungs x-rayed.

If Rafael Nadal reaches the final of RG, I will not change my underwear for a week.

If Rafael Nadal wins RG, I will spend five hours per week for the next year learning Spanish.
http://www.gameroomhaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/brooklyn-decker-8.jpg