Leading the revolt against the revolting moderation: Rafachat vol 56

i go by everything Federer says

:hug: :hug:

now they banned gonzalin for 6 mos for calling A CERTAIN SOMEONE WHO SHALL REMAIN NAMELESS an idiot

Snoo, you should say the name and insult, then you will be banned and eevryone will start a revolution here.

http://holidailynews.com/images/uploads/SAL_HANG_thumb.jpg

HANG YOURSELF SNOO FOO YOU BIG SALEM WITCH BWAHA

= ) l o l

if i ate a ban mtf would party like it's 1999

Snoo, you should say the name and insult, then you will be banned and eevryone will start a revolution here.

http://holidailynews.com/images/uploads/SAL_HANG_thumb.jpg

HANG YOURSELF SNOO FOO YOU BIG SALEM WITCH BWAHA

= ) l o l
SALAMA BITCH :confused:

I like Calabresa.

You are thinking in Salama early morning Nathii?

:scratch: does anybody else has a magic rep button where if he badreps someone he eats an automatic ban? nathii i would have thought if anyone had one it would be you.

oh and i should badrep saulo for wishing me to hang myself :awww:

:secret: and by badrep, i mean report

Snoo, you should report that post I made about Kostas, far more bannable than calling someone bisexual or even an idiot.

it's not bannable if it's true

oh and i should badrep saulo for wishing me to hang myself :awww:

http://soneca.on.line.zip.net/images/patalogica.jpg

Snoo are you mad?

Genci should jump into Corfu bay and explode into a mine there.

Lets imagine funny deaths for every MTF member. Pablo being destroyed in a dog fight :lol:

Asshole I will report you for what you said about Genci.

SHUT UP!!!

http://www.coverups.com/photos-silly/guys-problem-1213984.jpg

Snoo are you mad?

si4

mad, bad and dangerous to know

I already reported a few people today, including FERNET for insulting JMG by saying Queer-ay was his fave player. Called JMG gay between the lines.

si4

mad, bad and dangerous to know

http://paulwilkinson.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/scared-kids-1.jpg

[runs away]

:scratch: i think he was calling queeray gay between the lines

prolly jmg is not on the secret list of posters the chiding of whom results in instantaneous ban. so far from what i can tell that secret list is very short.

:armed: furthermore i am in love with fede so if he eats a ban cuz of you we will rumble big time :armed:

I am in love with Andreea and Glenn Mirnyi will be the best man.

Fiber and Rosie are the only people that come to my mind from that list tbh.

Both awsome people :hearts: no wonder they are on such a list

I'd rather marry Nathii, Saulo :bolt:

I'd rather marry Nathii, Saulo :bolt:
OMG she is bisexual :scared:

I'd rather marry Nathii, Saulo :bolt:

bisexual

edit: :eek: jinx :eek:

Haha bisexual minds think alike :lol:

Andy, read why Linky was banned cos when mods wake up they'll be deleting.
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9932493&postcount=50

OMG she is bisexual :scared:

bisexual

Reported, both of you :(

How the hell I have 43758.615000001 vcash? :confused:

I was even thinking about supporting Rafa and hating Soderking now you broke my heart. Chau.

How the hell I have 43758.615000001 vcash? :confused:
They gave you for reporting us :rolleyes:

And the banning saga continues :eek: I had a dream last night that Pablo was unbanned and was playing TT :awww:

oh jesus evita i'm gonna report you next chance i get cuz you need to eat a fucking ban to get away from this place for a while :hug:

This is getting ridiculous, really. I think all of you should leave him alone, no talking to him, no talking about him, no playing TT with him, not playying TTDDL, nothing, no changing PMs or reps, maybe he'll be happier all alone...

And the banning saga continues :eek: I had a dream last night that Pablo was unbanned and was playing TT :awww:

So traumatic it was? :awww: :hug:

you should sue the mods for causing you mental anguish. man i had a dream about pablin (cuebas, not serra) and it was very cuotidian. such is life.

And I didn't have a dream because I spent a night on MTF :whoresheep: I guess I'm gonna close my eyes for 2 h cos I have stuff to do during the day and in the evening I'm going to gam with a Basque.

:eek: :lol:

I didn't check out that link of Evita's. Is it a lot different from Google streetview?

It's about the same, I think :scratch: Except that there's no street view in Riga.

oh jesus evita i'm gonna report you next chance i get cuz you need to eat a fucking ban to get away from this place for a while :hug:

Ohh nice, I wouldn't have to manage TT RG then :hearts: 63 PMs waiting for me this morning :sobbing:

So traumatic it was? :awww: :hug:

:lol: I'm sure I dreamed of many things but this was the very last one so I remember only this one.

Nice from you to let us know, Nathii :hug:

better than bamming with a gask, or even a gasquet, i guess

I read that TT RG stuff, really some funny shit. I asked if I could run Kosice Challenger :awww: Hopefully no mess in that one. Chau :wavey: Have a nice day

did the females win the battle of the sexes last year or this year or whenever it was? i can't remember when it was but it was fun and i think we won.

I like Calabresa.

i far prefer puttanesca.

a lot more character to her, ingredients are typical of mediterranean cuisine.

We won :sport:

Deadly.

You'd think there was money involved. :lol:

i so wanted to grep you for that one :lol::haha:

I never before realized how serious TT is on this site :eek:

Scarily so at times.

It's quiet in here.
Where's Maria? :awww:


According to a British study (http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/truth-men-lie-three-times-a-day-2183545.html), men lie more often than woman.

In average, men lie 3 times a day and women twice a day. In doing so, men feel less guilty about telling lies than women.
70% of the men said that they feel guilty after telling a lie vs 82% of the women.
75% of people polled (3.000 adults) said that it's OK to fib to save the feelings of others.

Men said that their lies were mostly likely related to their drinking habits while women said the most populare falsehood is "Nothing's wrong. I'm fine"

1 in 4 men said that they sometimes tell lies to their mother vs 1 in 5 women.

However, only 1 in 10 people said that they were likely to deceive their partners. (low %...I'm having trouble believing that)

"nothing wrong, I'm fine" is the women's favourite line indeed, even though you know they're pissed off for whatever meaningless lesson :o

Hilde, would the Dutchies understand "neuken in de keuken" or is it typically a Flemish thing? :angel: :D :p

Hahaha, the "I'm fine" line or we need to talk, that means yellow card at best.

Hilde, would the Dutchies understand "neuken in de keuken" or is it typically a Flemish thing? :angel: :D :p
Dutchies will understand that.

Why don't you try it out in your kaasbollen thread or do you plan on keeping that line for when you actually meet your Dutchies?

Yeah Hilde, am keeping it for when I'll meet them... :angel: :p

4 hours till the weekend :bounce:

4 days long weekend :dance: In the programme: driving to my uncle's vineyard, barbecueing about 2 or three small pigs and getting very, very drunk :o

Are they letting you near the barbecue Andreea?

of course not :D

Good move, though the WTA apologists would say that you should be allowed.

In Rommania, preparing the barbecue is men's job :p

Not that if it was women duty I would have done it, people want to have fun not burn alive :shrug:

I think that's a global thing about the men and the barbecue, they get a bit territorial.

They do :lol: you should see them getting soooo important spinning around it and having about 2 bottles of tzuica until the damn thing is over :o

Like I said Andreea, it's anywhere where barbecues are popular. The way they look after the meat like it's something that can't really be explained.

Saw that Hajek got married not long ago, not sure about the choice of suit.

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g239/GeorgeWH/JanhundandDaja.jpg

Sure about the choice of wife though... :drool: :D

nid jm post;)i see u finaly find a love:awww::p

anyway tt thread (pablo case)is pure entartein stuff:p

I have been to the city where they got married many times and she was a former player JM.

nid jm post;)i see u finaly find a love:awww::p


:ras: :o nah, she's just a friend :shrug: :angel: :p

I have been to the city where they got married many times and she was a former player JM.

She'll now put on some weight Mirka style :o :tape: :( :p

I just realised one of my female friends looks like Mirka, except with less chins.

:ras: :o nah, she's just a friend :shrug: :angel: :p


:haha::haha:and do u think i belive it?;):devil:

firework in holland in some week:eek::angel::p

I barely could get a BBQ started to save my life.

My dad feels like he is "cooking" when we have BBQ. :rolleyes:

I just realised one of my female friends looks like Mirka, except with less chins.

:aplot: :hearts: :p

:haha::haha:and do u think i belive it?;):devil:

firework in holland in some week:eek::angel::p

:rolleyes: I'm not like that I need to know someone really deeply before even thinking of anything naughty :angel: :o :D :p

My dad feels like he is "cooking" when we have BBQ. :rolleyes:

There are 2 dishes I'll never let a woman do over me: bbq and fondue. It takes corones to prepare those properly... :cool: :p

Fediva showing his class at this exho.

I barely could get a BBQ started to save my life.

My dad feels like he is "cooking" when we have BBQ. :rolleyes:

This is the area, where he can show his manliness.

:aplot: :hearts: :p

Nah, no chance of me going there.

There are 2 dishes I'll never let a woman do over me: bbq and fondue. It takes corones to prepare those properly... :cool: :p

Why the fondue?

Fediva showing his class at this exho.

What is he doing? :o


Why the fondue?

Because you have to stir it properly while preparing it... :o :D

He won, he was just taking it easy and showing off his French skills now.

He's working on his winner speech :cool: :yeah: :D

George, I don't how you can still argue with those WTA apologists... :tape: :o

He won, he was just taking it easy and showing off his French skills now.
Why didn't you say something sooner, I forgot it was today :bigcry: or that ES was showing it :bigcry:

TT drama :cuckoo: Ban drama :cuckoo: 6 months for a bad rep :spit:

I don't care much about exhos, just flicked it over and they were in the champs TB.

JM, like I know why anymore.

Lost only one set :sport: Must have been a great match.

i far prefer puttanesca.

a lot more character to her, ingredients are typical of mediterranean cuisine.

actually I don´t like Calabresa, I lie a lot. :D



In Rommania, preparing the barbecue is men's job :p

Not that if it was women duty I would have done it, people want to have fun not burn alive :shrug:

Not that if I was a man in Romania I would do it either.

Snoo and Saulo:rolls::cuckoo:

The TT drama:zzz:

Btw,why did LinkMage get banned? Nathii's link post has been deleted:(

All that TT drama. :spit:

What a waste of time! :tape: It's actually ridiculous and sad. :o



Deadly.

You'd think there was money involved. :lol:

:lol: I'm sure there would be crimes of passion committed if people lived closer to each other.



I think that would be a wise idea, for Rafa's sake.

Who opened it last year? :tears:
:eek: Metis :eek:

:sobbing: Guilty as charged. :bolt:


WHat a moron:

Oh Wow! He keeps sinking lower every time. :spit:

I think to a certain extent he must be doing it on purpose to create controversy and attract more people to read his blog. You have to be either very good or very bad. Obviously he couldn't be the former so he went for the latter instead. :shrug:


Perotta thinks Fed gained a lot out of Madrid.

http://www.tennis.com/articles/templates/features.aspx?articleid=5478&zoneid=9

We've heard all that before I believe. :zzz:


4 hours till the weekend :bounce:

4 days long weekend :dance: In the programme: driving to my uncle's vineyard, barbecueing about 2 or three small pigs and getting very, very drunk :o

Mmmm... sounds good :drool: (well the BBQed pigs part not the getting drunk part)


I think that's a global thing about the men and the barbecue, they get a bit territorial.

:lol: True that. Pity they don't get territorial about the washing of dishes. :(

rafa is doomed :bigcry: :scared: :bigcry:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/tennis/simon-reed/article/3032/

:lol: True that. Pity they don't get territorial about the washing of dishes. :(
:lol:

rafa is doomed :bigcry: :scared: :bigcry:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/tennis/simon-reed/article/3032/

Rafito so much likes his win-win situations, if he loses then the knees will be to blame, if he wins it thanks to his amazing skills :cool: I wish I could walk in his shoes just for one day :worship:

Rafito so much likes his win-win situations, if he loses then the knees will be to blame, if he wins it thanks to his amazing skills :cool: I wish I could walk in his shoes just for one day :worship:

In this case,I think you should say, " I wish I could walk in his knees for one day":p

i think he would only like to walk in his bank account, even for only a day :p

rafa is doomed :bigcry: :scared: :bigcry:

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/tennis/simon-reed/article/3032/

Why, is Simon Reed the new Bud Collins?



In this case,I think you should say, " I wish I could walk in his knees for one day":p
i think he would only like to walk in his bank account, even for only a day :p

:lol:

i think he would only like to walk in his bank account, even for only a day :p

Frankly I'd rather shag some of his fangirls than have his money :shrug: :angel: :o :p

JM, such a rookie mistake :rolleyes:
If you had his money fangirls would be falling all over your feet anyway :D

JM, such a rookie mistake :rolleyes:
If you had his money fangirls would be falling all over your feet anyway :D

I know you evil women tend to be as greedy as possible :o :p actually when I was in Thailand I was like some millionaire there and yet had no fangirls at my feet :( :sad: :p

I know you evil women tend to be as greedy as possible :o :p actually when I was in Thailand I was like some millionaire there and yet had no fangirls at my feet :( :sad: :p

That's because Thailand probably has too many "millionaires" looking for fangirls to fall at their feet.

Bonjour mes petites.

That's because Thailand probably has too many "millionaires" looking for fangirls to fall at their feet.

Must be that indeed... :sad: :( :o

That froghop guy sure has people jumping through hoops. Commendable really.

Bonjour mes petites.

Bonjour ma grande :hug: :D

Bonjour ma grande :hug: :D
:lol:

ça va, mon vieux?

That froghop guy sure has people jumping through hoops. Commendable really.

According to his irrefutable logic you and I are actually closer to being the GOAT than Federer, since, unlike the pansy, we never lost in slam finals :cool:

Hema did you get my last cat video?

i think he would only like to walk in his bank account, even for only a day :pAndreea :rolleyes:

JM is already a filthy rich swiss and better looking than Nadal

Fed lost a set and Murray is balding then :sad:

:lol:

ça va, mon vieux?

Ca va pas trop mal, merci :) tu as été faire ton sport aujourd'hui ou c'est jour de repos?

Well, enough with the French, corrected Eva's essay yesterday night and it was tough at such a late hour... :o :p

According to his irrefutable logic you and I are actually closer to being the GOAT than Federer, since, unlike the pansy, we never lost in slam finals :cool:

:lol: I have a feeling he is trolling and the idiots on MTF cannot stop responding to him

Mike, I forgot to quote it. I saw it last night:lol: Loved it:lol:

Chris, I listened to your last offering. Did I fall asleep or you didn't name Ferru :inlove: as a possible factor at the French? :tears:

:lol: I have a feeling he is trolling and the idiots on MTF cannot stop responding to him

I don't think so, most Fed haters are genuinely hating and not trolling... :o :p

Ca va pas trop mal, merci :) tu as été faire ton sport aujourd'hui ou c'est jour de repos?

Well, enough with the French, corrected Eva's essay yesterday night and it was tough at such a late hour... :o :p
Non, jamais un jour de repos, bon, peut-être dimanche, mais aujourd'hui, j'ai fait beaucoup d'exercice. Cardio, Pilates et une promenade aussi. L'adrénaline coule.

Chris, I listened to your last offering. Did I fall asleep or you didn't name Ferru :inlove: as a possible factor at the French? :tears:
QF at best. Sorry :shrug:

QF at best. Sorry :shrug:

I know :tears:

But you alse named Nando and he is QF at best too :(

knew it, RG opponent didnt send again, so easy win.. 2 nights of hard picking for nothing :( just as well he didnt send coz my picks were rubbish by the looks of it

will need a miracle to get through to MD tomorrow

cu's later

I know :tears:

But you alse named Nando and he is QF at best too :(
I'm going to do a draw analysis when it's out tomorrow, I'll make SURE to mention Ferrer then. :D

Memories.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLeKeZJf_x8

Watching this now, I get the impression that Djokovic knew he was doomed already after holding serve in the 1st game of the match. Smart guy.

Merton how many moves do you need to defeat it :D
http://www.chess.com/play/computer.html

So far my best performance was "checking" it once :rocker2:

:woohoo:

I think 'clown' is too mild an epithet for that guy.


Bodo is a clown with an agenda. At best, he just wants to stir controversies. Too many people read him.

Seems like a lovely day there though grasshopper, even though I hate exhos.

It probably means it will be raining next week in Paris.

It's finally sunny but it's still only 19° or so :o If I blink very fast when I look at the Seine I can almost pretend I'm on a sunny vacation somewhere near the ocean :awww:

The Mediterranean is fine with me :awww: :sad:

:woohoo:
If you are so happy it can come from two things - basketball or TT.


The Mediterranean is fine with me :awww: :sad:
Merton :awww: Since I came from from Athens it's been continously raining here...

If you are so happy it can come from two things - basketball or TT.

Merton :awww: Since I came from from Athens it's been continously raining here...

:rolls:

In this case it's no more red mod button underneath my name.

I feel like I am free :D

:eek: what happened and when?

Does this mean you can start bashing everyone in the NOle forum now :D

Merton how many moves do you need to defeat it :D
http://www.chess.com/play/computer.html

So far my best performance was "checking" it once :rocker2:

I just won :D I am afraid the settings are at a low strength, I won easily and computers can beat the crap out of me at high settings.

:eek: what happened and when?

Does this mean you can start bashing everyone in the NOle forum now :D

I resigned Tuesday night :) It just went into effect when I :woohoo: -ed :p

It does :speakles: if I felt so inclined :D

Mhh yeah I felt the same when I stopped moderating. I could troll like crazy and go vocal about disagreeing with sick mod decisions :hearts: But now I think I could be a good admin :rolleyes:

So does it happen we can bash Nole in GM and no mod will force the bans for it? :eek: I thought only Federer could get mercilessly bashed.

If you are so happy it can come from two things - basketball or TT.

Merton :awww: Since I came from from Athens it's been continously raining here...

Hi Nathii :hug: The weather is fine but I am too busy so I cannot enjoy. :awww: Too bad it is raining, summer is supposed to be around the corner.

Hi Nathii :hug: The weather is fine but I am too busy so I cannot enjoy. :awww: Too bad it is raining, summer is supposed to be around the corner.
I must hide my body under the winter coat :sad: Very unhappy about it. You still have some presentations to make? Do you think of us sometimes while passing Olympic Stadium? :awww:

I thought only Federer could get mercilessly bashed.

That still stands :shrug: admins/mods are either Rafa/Nole fangirls or Brits so you can't touch Rafa/Nole/Muzza...

Which mod is a Brit?

Mhh yeah I felt the same when I stopped moderating. I could troll like crazy and go vocal about disagreeing with sick mod decisions :hearts: But now I think I could be a good admin :rolleyes:

So does it happen we can bash Nole in GM and no mod will force the bans for it? :eek: I thought only Federer could get mercilessly bashed.

You would probably make a good admin :yeah:

I never had any power in GM anyway ;) Only Serbia forum which, is mostly deserted :p

Which mod is a Brit?

Chris used to be one of them :o and surely there are more since Murray is as protected as Rafa/Nole in GM :shrug:

Is Serbia forum really deserted? I think Djoko has an active chat over there, maybe not with your fave people but still.

I just won :D I am afraid the settings are at a low strength, I won easily and computers can beat the crap out of me at high settings.

The weather is meant to be good next week, so the courts will be fast.

Good luck with the chess and one of my Greek friends had a good one for Zlatan, he should play for Olympiakos as the owner is one of the few people with cash in Greece.

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

11NrK75DViI

Probably only Linda and Mikey will get some of the stuff. Amazing :spit:

I just won :D I am afraid the settings are at a low strength, I won easily and computers can beat the crap out of me at high settings.
Yes, it's on easy :awww:
I resigned Tuesday night :) It just went into effect when I :woohoo: -ed :p

It does :speakles: if I felt so inclined :D
I'm sure it would feel great :D

Is Serbia forum really deserted? I think Djoko has an active chat over there, maybe not with your fave people but still.

Well, there is the blog forum chat thread, that's really it. A lot of the other Djokovic fans, the ones from before he was a top 10 player, they no longer really post. :sad: The activity in the chat thread in the blog forum... well all I do is close their thread every 5000 posts... not worth having to bite my tongue over ;)

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

11NrK75DViI

Probably only Linda and Mikey will get some of the stuff. Amazing :spit:

I just saw that on FB, you should show Peta that, it will make her want to visit Glasgow for sure :D

Cry freedom, eh Jess?

I just saw that on FB, you should show Peta that, it will make her want to visit Glasgow for sure :D

:haha: It is like I'm looking at a clip of the suburb 2 away from where I live :tape: I'd feel right at home there I'm sure :help:

Hmmm, yeah the longer I think about it, the more I'm thinking I'll be heading to Edinburgh and NOT Glasgow ;)

DelPo out till November? :eek: I wonder if he'll ever come back.


Terrible news, I hope he can fully recover. It is terrible when injuries prevent one from having a full career, sadly people usually notice that for the stars of the game.


it's ok to call anyone and everyone a retard up and down the boulevard (it's even endorsed :retard:) but call some tender soul a bisexual and it's curtains for you

There are so many morons here that retards should feel offended.

I'd rather marry Nathii, Saulo :bolt:

Noted and kept, just in case you want to deny the evidence.

i far prefer puttanesca.

a lot more character to her, ingredients are typical of mediterranean cuisine.

I am hungry.

It's quiet in here.
Where's Maria? :awww:


According to a British study (http://www.independent.ie/lifestyle/truth-men-lie-three-times-a-day-2183545.html), men lie more often than woman.

In average, men lie 3 times a day and women twice a day. In doing so, men feel less guilty about telling lies than women.
70% of the men said that they feel guilty after telling a lie vs 82% of the women.
75% of people polled (3.000 adults) said that it's OK to fib to save the feelings of others.

Men said that their lies were mostly likely related to their drinking habits while women said the most populare falsehood is "Nothing's wrong. I'm fine"

1 in 4 men said that they sometimes tell lies to their mother vs 1 in 5 women.

However, only 1 in 10 people said that they were likely to deceive their partners. (low %...I'm having trouble believing that)

I wonder if people would ever be sincere about the subject. I lie all the time, therefore I lie when I say I am lieing and so on.

"nothing wrong, I'm fine" is the women's favourite line indeed, even though you know they're pissed off for whatever meaningless lesson :o

Hilde, would the Dutchies understand "neuken in de keuken" or is it typically a Flemish thing? :angel: :D :p

Mysteries. The mastery is making you feel guilty and then wondering why you feel that way.

I think that's a global thing about the men and the barbecue, they get a bit territorial.

I guess back to demonstrating the successful hunt to the tribe.

Or more likely because anyone with half a brain can operate a barbecue and it's a way for them to say "see there's no need for you to whine about doing all the chores, I'm taking care of the cooking too :hug:"

Ok people let's all pray for rain for RG, I just learned that my old club (the one that is really, really close to where I live) has signed an agreement with RG that the five indoor clay courts are booked for players anytime it rains :dance: I remember in 08 Djokovic went to practice there but maybe this year we'll have some top players around :D

rain makes clay more suited to Rafito? :D

:worship: :worship: :worship: :worship: :worship:

11NrK75DViI

Probably only Linda and Mikey will get some of the stuff. Amazing :spit:

Awesome :lol:

rain makes clay more suited to Rafito? :D

I think so :D

No :lol: rain will make players flock to within a 5 minutes walk of my home :drool:

I was trying to see if praying for rain( for you, undeserving French :rolleyes:) would also benefit Rafito :shrug:

I'm supposed to play on monday, imagine if it rains, only 5 indoor courts are booked for the players and there are 6 total, I could end up playing next to the GOAT :hearts:






It could happen :ras:

You wouldn't expect me to pray for something against Rafito only for you to see Monfils and Blake, don't you? :ras:

Guilty as charged. :bolt:

So you started the 2009 RG thread. I don't want to make any inferences based on that but, just in case, can you give me 43 lottery numbers?

Oh Wow! He keeps sinking lower every time. :spit:

I think to a certain extent he must be doing it on purpose to create controversy and attract more people to read his blog. You have to be either very good or very bad. Obviously he couldn't be the former so he went for the latter instead. :shrug:

Amazing, I made the same comment earlier, before I saw your post.

:lol: True that. Pity they don't get territorial about the washing of dishes. :(

That was mean and not romantic at all.

Rafito so much likes his win-win situations, if he loses then the knees will be to blame, if he wins it thanks to his amazing skills :cool: I wish I could walk in his shoes just for one day :worship:

He will win this year, he has not played that much. Besides, it is a huge motivation that he has to prove he can win again.

Frankly I'd rather shag some of his fangirls than have his money :shrug: :angel: :o :p

JM, such a rookie mistake :rolleyes:
If you had his money fangirls would be falling all over your feet anyway :D

If I had Rafa's money, fangirls would only adore me for my awesome body and my charisma.

I must hide my body under the winter coat :sad: Very unhappy about it. You still have some presentations to make? Do you think of us sometimes while passing Olympic Stadium? :awww:

No worries, as I said summer is coming. Sadly there is a huge turmoil in the markets these days and my services are in high demand. :(

The weather is meant to be good next week, so the courts will be fast.

Good luck with the chess and one of my Greek friends had a good one for Zlatan, he should play for Olympiakos as the owner is one of the few people with cash in Greece.

No chess this year, the championship is in Athens between July 5-11. Last year it was in Chalkidiki, a far, far better location. I will go watch in the weekend if the great Vassily Ivanchuk plays.

The federation clowns wanted to make chess an olympic game, so they volunteered to accept drug testing for chess players. Vassily made a point that it was stupid, and that he would deny testing on himself on principle, as a pointless violation of his privacy. He was chosen for testing during the chess olympics and the man delivered. :worship: He refused testing and the clowns did not dare ban him.

Zlatan for Olympiakos? That would be funny but I think the owner wants to cash out now.

Or more likely because anyone with half a brain can operate a barbecue and it's a way for them to say "see there's no need for you to whine about doing all the chores, I'm taking care of the cooking too :hug:"

That was an extremely devious thing to say little graasshopper. Personally I take great care of the icecream and the chores, well, they can be taken care by themselves.

Ok people let's all pray for rain for RG, I just learned that my old club (the one that is really, really close to where I live) has signed an agreement with RG that the five indoor clay courts are booked for players anytime it rains :dance: I remember in 08 Djokovic went to practice there but maybe this year we'll have some top players around :D

Did you see the clip about his match with Nadal? Rome 2007 and RG 2007 and 2008 were very enjoyable.

IT boggles my mind to see how many people still think Armstrong is/was clean.

I liked this article

http://www.insidetennis.com/2010/05/invisible-laws-clay/

Especially this:

But what are the invisible laws of clay?

• Grind ‘n grit and use your wit.

• Patience isn’t everything; it’s the only thing.

• Topspin is your friend.

• Beware of power outages (clay absorbs monster serves and forehand blasts like a sponge).

• Craft your points or pack your bags.

• Don’t sweat the small stuff (like service breaks).

• Bold, feel-good net charges can be hazardous to your health.

• Love your lob (and, for that matter, your drop shot, too.)

• Nadal’s a fearsome force of nature. Avoid him at all costs.:D

Nadal’s a fearsome force of nature. Avoid him at all costs.

:lol:

Btw,why did LinkMage get banned? Nathii's link post has been deleted:( I forget if someone answered this or not - what he said in a bad rep, apparently.

Mmmm... sounds good :drool: (well the BBQed pigs part not the getting drunk part) I think the drinking part sounds better and I'm not much of a drinker.

:lol: True that. Pity they don't get territorial about the washing of dishes. :( :lol:

Bonjour mes petites. Bonjour, Chris, or bonsoir I guess now for you. How's math?

I'm going to do a draw analysis when it's out tomorrow, I'll make SURE to mention Ferrer then. :D :D I like listening to your analysis. (And your accent. :))

:woohoo: It's nice to see a :woohoo: from you, Jess. Hope that's one weight off you.

if that is true mel it is unreal
:o

I'm supposed to play on monday, imagine if it rains, only 5 indoor courts are booked for the players and there are 6 total, I could end up playing next to the GOAT :hearts:

How good are you at tennis Claire, you empty vase ;)

It's nice to see a :woohoo: from you, Jess. Hope that's one weight off you.

Yes :) I am already happier and more carefree :D

But now I think I could be a good admin :rolleyes:
The moment you become an admin is the moment MTF becomes trolling paradise. You love your weirdos. ;)

Gasquet :inlove:
How good are you at tennis Claire, you empty vase ;)
Reminds me of Friends :lol:

I started playing when I was pretty young, so my technique is not the worst, but I also stopped taking lessons when I was 14 or something so I'm bad enough that I would be verry embarassed to play next to pros :o

I stopped Math for today Minn, matrix transformations are wearing my brain out :lol:

The moment you become an admin is the moment MTF becomes trolling paradise. You love your weirdos. ;)
I was a mod before and together with CooCooCachoo we switched the challenger forum from a totally wild west into the probably the friendliest place on this board :o And mind there are plenty of gamblers (these who don't speak good English) to deal with. I think DATS was the biggest trouble of the challenger forum history, glad he's gone from MTF :sobbing:. That one was hard to handle, he always provoked arguments with manu86 and Fiber by calling all Argentinian dopers.

Maybe I should reapply, I sorta miss crushing you all under my jackboot :lol:

Maybe I should reapply, I sorta miss crushing you all under my jackboot :lol:
I bet some also miss having you as target practice, don't you think?

I bet some also miss having you as target practice, don't you think?
oh probably.

I'm sure Hema does, I'm not sure she ever got over it :lol:

I bet some also miss having you as target practice, don't you think?like the Knurft JM? ;)

Yes, that is all is required now. scoobs becoming a mod will turn MTF into heaven again:inlove:

like the Knurft JM? ;)
Oh, I don't know. They've become des grands amis since then.

Oh, I don't know. They've become des grands amis since then.
yep, really looking forward to his arrival in London :)

Oh, I don't know. They've become des grands amis since then.

I'm still fine with Chris despite him having turned into a hater :awww: :sad: :shrug: :p

I'm still fine with Chris despite him having turned into a hater :awww: :sad: :shrug: :p
a hater? of Rogi? Nope. Just not really a lover of him anymore. Over him now. :)

yep, really looking forward to his arrival in London :)

Will be my pleasure really :hug: :)

a hater? of Rogi? Nope. Just not really a lover of him anymore. Over him now. :)

You know that there are no shades of grey when it comes to Fed, you're either a tard or a hater, since you don't support him anymore then you have to be some kind of hater :(

:D :p

You know that there are no shades of grey when it comes to Fed, you're either a tard or a hater, since you don't support him anymore then you have to be some kind of hater :(

:D :p
i'm the exception that proves the rule :)

Chris, I noticed you like him less since he got married, I guess you knew he would never be your teddy bear so you started caring less for him... so unfair :( :sad:


:D :p

Maybe I should reapply, I sorta miss crushing you all under my jackboot :lol:
You were a good one, just humourless about GM. Also a tricky one. You did all these nasty things and managed to turn crowd's anger into RagingLamb.

Chris, I noticed you like him less since he got married, I guess you knew he would never be your teddy bear so you started caring less for him... so unfair :( :sad:


:D :p
He chose somebody else, what I'm supposed to sit around pining after him? Fuck that :lol:

You were a good one, just humourless about GM. Also a tricky one. You did all these nasty things and managed to turn crowd's anger into RagingLamb.
Yeah I'd do the whole GM thing differently if I were doing it now - trying to clean it up ended up being far more trouble than it was worth.

Not my fault everyone mostly blamed RL for joint decisions or things I did :shrug: but then RL had that rep before I even came along.

I'm still fine with Chris despite him having turned into a hater :awww: :sad: :shrug: :p

a hater? of Rogi? Nope. Just not really a lover of him anymore. Over him now. :)

Will be my pleasure really :hug: :)

Chris, I noticed you like him less since he got married, I guess you knew he would never be your teddy bear so you started caring less for him... so unfair :( :sad:


:D :p

He chose somebody else, what I'm supposed to sit around pining after him? Fuck that :lol:

I think you mistook this place for the Cosy Cafe:hug:

Yep people like sitting in the mud a little :) Many of us are serious, respectable people IRL while we open internet for some paintball, it isn't always that bad :). The key is to catch the assholes who took real bullets instead of these with paint.

I think what gave RL the opinion was that post where he admitted he loved forcing the rules on people :lol: very unfortunate statement.

I've heard Pablin is preparing a special post to publish on Monday when he comes back :scared: Everyone must get ready to save it before it gets deleted :lol:

I think you mistook this place for the Cosy Cafe:hug:

I think I will always write whatever the fu#k I please on here :shrug:

:lol: Hema

never leave me again :hug:

Of course you will but just thought I'll mention it:D

Edit: Mikilito:kiss:

Of course you will but just thought I'll mention it:D


ok

My favourite part of scoobs being a mod was how many people thought he was "protecting" me :haha:

I am going to offer to moderate Tennis Serbia.

Speaking of bans, when I was in Spain I was skipping through this thread and I read something about a certain poster, let's call him Hosie, that was banned or about to get a ban or something. Could someone enlight me on the matter? :)

My favourite part of scoobs being a mod was how many people thought he was "protecting" me :haha:

I am going to offer to moderate Tennis Serbia.


I can't think of a better replacement :yeah:

^^ Who are you talking about? Ljubica? I doubt she was ever close to a ban. She has the same help as FiBeR, otherwise there's surely no way she would have been able to make her doping allegations so regularly for so long.


Rafa :hearts: :spit:

While waiting for Feliciano Lopez to train in the afternoon, Rafael Nadal accomplished a number of “contractual obligations” in the middle of the day: the 4-time Roland Garros winner will indeed start the battle to regain his title with a watch on his wrist that’s especially designed for him. “I will be able to watch the time between the points”, he jokes referring to the criticism of his opponents.

:lol: What a sweetie.

:awww: so cute Rafito :awww:

I can't think of a better replacement :yeah:

:worship:

Where is the RG thread :rolleyes: I have things to post in it.

:awww: so cute Rafito :awww:

:ras:

:ras:

Linda, please don't start badmouthing Rose on here, you know I don't like it :(

Adam promised to do it :(

i'll start it

BOL Rafa for 5th title, its in the bag

something like that ?

^^ Who are you talking about? Ljubica? I doubt she was ever close to a ban. She has the same help as FiBeR, otherwise there's surely no way she would have been able to make her doping allegations so regularly for so long.


Maybe I understood wrongly, it had something to do with Jolan...:scratch:
And the help was obvious when she started "Free H-a-b-i-b-k-o and C-e-r-t-i-f-y" campaign :o

Mike I'll kill but before that I'll tell everybody your new MSN name :(

Rafa :hearts: :spit:



:lol: What a sweetie.

You have french VBers :eek:

Lovely article, good thing his sponsor remembered to bring up the RG crowd thing again by saying french people only like losers and Rafa would deserve to be more popular :yeah: prompted about a dozen comments asking why french people like Roger then :cool:

[/troll]

Mike I'll kill but before that I'll tell everybody your new MSN name :(:lol:

prompted about a dozen comments asking why french people like Roger then :cool:
That's easy...he lost (at least) 4 times in a row on the sacred clay of Paris. People can empathise with that.

Plus, speaking French does indeed do wonders. Look at Henin's popularity in RG. :shrug:

Speaking of bans, when I was in Spain I was skipping through this thread and I read something about a certain poster, let's call him Hosie, that was banned or about to get a ban or something. Could someone enlight me on the matter? :)

I don't know :scratch: Perhaps CD became unbanned at that time? Or we were just speculating about JG because he hadn't posted for some time :scratch:

Maybe I understood wrongly, it had something to do with Jolan...:scratch:
And the help was obvious when she started "Free H-a-b-i-b-k-o and C-e-r-t-i-f-y" campaign :o

I think Jolan and Certinfy exchanged some words. After that was done and over with for some time, Hosie wrote a long, passionate post about how Jolan was disrupting the peace and tranquility of the Castle by stirring up things. We were all offering our support to Jolan after that brutal attack.

Maybe I understood wrongly, it had something to do with Jolan...:scratch:
And the help was obvious when she started "Free H-a-b-i-b-k-o and C-e-r-t-i-f-y" campaign :o

JG annoyed her, I can't remember why.

I see that Nice TT manager doesn't want to continue :lol: What a week for TT

That's easy...he lost 4 times in a row on the sacred clay of Paris. People can empathise with that.
I think he lost more than 4 times in a row, unless you only count his defeats to Rafito :awww:
Plus, speaking French does indeed do wonders. Look at Henin's popularity in RG. :shrug:
Yes, which proves that the sponsor was talking crap since Henin completely dominated RG and the French loved her :shrug:

JG annoyed her, I can't remember why.

He was surely again feeling superior because he's a Rafa fanboy...

He was surely again feeling superior because he's a Rafa fanboy...

I'm pretty sure he'd feel superior if he were a fan of Lester Cook.

I think he lost more than 4 times in a row, unless you only count his defeats to Rafito :awww:
I added "at least" to my post. He did indeed lose more than 4 but hey, who's counting. :D

I think Jolan and Certinfy exchanged some words. After that was done and over with for some time, Hosie wrote a long, passionate post about how Jolan was disrupting the peace and tranquility of the Castle by stirring up things. We were all offering our support to Jolan after that brutal attack.
Yes, that was when she thought we were awful trouble seeking individuals for reporting Certinfy's post calling us dogs and bitches :awww:

I'm pretty sure he'd feel superior if he were a fan of Lester Cook.

Surely not, the self pride he's taking off Rafa is worrying :scared: :shrug:

i did a good trivia Qstn in GM, lets see if anyone can get it

I see that Nice TT manager doesn't want to continue :lol: What a week for TT

Indeed. He posted in the Managers thread about Nottingham and I tried to talk to him about that, I didn't know he was managing Nice too :o I checked the Nice thread and didn't really see anything worth getting upset about.

awfull matches in this last quallies round :bigcry:

Yes, which proves that the sponsor was talking crap since Henin completely dominated RG and the French loved her :shrug:
She speaks French. :shrug:
I'm sure Parisians would embrace a dominant French player with a passion
I agree with you that the sponsor was not totally right when saying that the French love losers although it's something that's also repeated in the Tour de France with Poulidor (the one who never won it, came second quite a bit) being a lot more popular at the time than Anquetil (5 time winner), both French.

Would Henin be as popular if she was Spanish? Besides, Belgium is close so she brings a lot of Belgian fans.

i did a good trivia Qstn in GM, lets see if anyone can get it

Interesting question. Do you have a particular answer in mind, Mikey? If yes, are you sure there's only one correct answer?

awfull matches in this last quallies round :bigcry:

You're right, I'm so sorry you won and have to pick again :hug: :p

Yeah i have 1 Evita, struggling to think of others - if its ever happened again

I made my picks in both days in about 5 minutes, based on looks, heard of, hanch and if they were from a clay-loving country. Now I have to study them :bigcry: I usually lose when I do that :shrug:

I made my picks in both days in about 5 minutes, based on looks, heard of, hanch and if they were from a clay-loving country. Now I have to study them :bigcry: I usully lose when I do that :shrug:

I hope you win because losing in the last round of GS qualies and not getting any points sucks :(

ive got those 16 picks to do as well

1 win away from MD

Yeah i have 1 Evita, struggling to think of others - if its ever happened again

I thought Goran had done it in 2001, but I was wrong :(

She speaks French. :shrug:
I'm sure Parisians would embrace a dominant French player with a passion
I agree with you that the sponsor was not totally right when saying that the French love losers although it's something that's also repeated in the Tour de France with Poulidor (the one who never won it, came second quite a bit) being a lot more popular at the time than Anquetil (5 time winner), both French.

Would Henin be as popular if she was Spanish? Besides, Belgium is close so she brings a lot of Belgian fans.
I think the things that make Roger and Henin so popular are, in order:
-The fact that they speak French fluently, especially for Roger as he does tons of interviews and let's face it he's very likeable :hug:
-They're from neighboring countries, so fans can come easily but mostly they're easier to "adopt".
-Their styles of play.

Fed was practising with Nole and kissing Ivanovic at RG yesterday

I thought Goran had done it in 2001, but I was wrong :(good shout

cant think of any others so far

I think the things that make Roger and Henin so popular are, in order:
-The fact that they speak French fluently, especially for Roger as he does tons of interviews and let's face it he's very likeable :hug:.

:haha: :haha:

If you want you can watch all his interviews from last year and see what I mean, I personnally recommend the one after the final where they all put down their mics and clapped as he got on set :inlove:

OMG JM I have new found respect for your café :haha:

Hey guys how do you embed youtube videos? :scratch:

the last numbers of the address of the binteo, e.g., http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L284UgTLA3c

but without the Xs

i didn't explain that very well.

:lol: dude so much for scoobs' lovely happy creampuff cafe, at least nobody is forbidden to post here, all are welcome :sport:

If you want you can watch all his interviews from last year and see what I mean, I personnally recommend the one after the final where they all put down their mics and clapped as he got on set :inlove:

Me? If I want to see some Fed interviews at last year RG? :haha: :haha:

i didn't explain that very well.

:lol: dude so much for scoobs' lovely happy creampuff cafe, at least nobody is forbidden to post here, all are welcome :sport:
Yes I notice all the Fedtards, Noletards are all made extremely welcome here by the welcoming committee :lol:

TBH my post really wasn't a criticism, I think it's fine that you only want posters you like in your thread :lol: Rosie's "hurt pride" reaction made me laugh too.

oh. my. fucking. god. i had no idea. please tell me this is a joke.


http://www.picdo.net/fichiers/2010/5/16/a862f390-13b9-498f-bd77-3f74e41f1134_club.jpg

Each week, fill in the form and send it to me.

For the week of (MM/DD) _______________ , I
[ ] posted a few cosy café pictures [ ] posted a couple of cosy café pictures
[ ] wrote café club stories
[ ] answered correctly to trivia questions. Number of questions answered correctly : ______
[ ] won points for some other game. Number of points won : ______
[ ] asked the club members trivia questions. Number of questions : ______
[ ] create a game.



:rolls:

no seriously, is this for real? if not, it's brilliant. if so, it's... terrifying.

That part OTOH I do judge you for Scoobs :rolls:

I'm winning. That's what matters :D

the last numbers of the address of the binteo, e.g., http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L284UgTLA3c

but without the Xs

Thanks :cool:

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New Nike commercial for the World Cup, best part is Roger's cameo at 1:40 :lol:

Hey guys how do you embed youtube videos? :scratch:

Try to quote a post with an embedded video, then you'll see how it's done :)

That part OTOH I do judge you for Scoobs :rolls:
pff that's not me. It's not my Café after all. I just win there :rocker2:

Yes I notice all the Fedtards, Noletards are all made extremely welcome here by the welcoming committee :lol:

they can post here all they want :shrug:

jesus fucking christ, when people send in the form, do you have to like, make sure they're telling the truth? like go through and audit and make sure they really asked a club member some trivia questions?

jesus i really wish we had this here, please do one for here. i will win it. i will post so many cosy pictures you will vomit.

what if they don't fill out the form each week? are they banned from the cosy cafe? what is the weekly deadline, sunday 6 pm cet?

they can post here all they want :shrug:

jesus fucking christ, when people send in the form, do you have to like, make sure they're telling the truth? like go through and audit and make sure they really asked a club member some trivia questions?

jesus i really wish we had this here, please do one for here. i will win it. i will post so many cosy pictures you will vomit.
why ask me? it's not my form. it's just in my post because I started the thread :shrug:

Go address your comments to the thread owners :)

i haven't been invited, but as soon as i get invited, i will be new champion :rocker2:

omfg scoobs, i had no idea this is was what you were envisioning for this chat, if i had known the extent of it, i would have supported you more energetically

Go address your comments to the thread owners :)

:haha:

It's still Castle, Part 2.

scoobs, how do you apply to be a mod?

aren't you the administrator of the contest :scratch: you must know the rules, if you're the champion, no?

at least the castle has a tennis prediction game with some bcash prizes, i mean, i think, or it did, anyway. not just a contest to see who can find the most care bears.

they can post here all they want :shrug:

jesus fucking christ, when people send in the form, do you have to like, make sure they're telling the truth? like go through and audit and make sure they really asked a club member some trivia questions?

jesus i really wish we had this here, please do one for here. i will win it. i will post so many cosy pictures you will vomit.

Evita will make us a spreadsheet. It will be beyond awesome. The Cozy Castle will be sorrowful they did not invite her.

!!!!CAFE CLUB STORIES!!!!

Holy jesus, how did i not see all of this joyfulness before? omg. Cafe club stories, I could write so many cafe club stories. all these tales of drunken neighbors and disaffected catfriends wasted on the likes of you bisexuals when i could have been earning valuable cosy points elsewhere.

I started that thread during Miss MTF :rolleyes: It got stolen.

oh jesus really nathii? why did you even tell me that. were you the architect of the cosy contest? my image of you is shaken. and not in a good way.

I think the things that make Roger and Henin so popular are, in order:
-The fact that they speak French fluently, especially for Roger as he does tons of interviews and let's face it he's very likeable :hug:

Yeah, just like Henin is so very likeable. :inlove:

OMG JM I have new found respect for your café :haha:

:haha: Me too.

i didn't explain that very well.

:lol: dude so much for scoobs' lovely happy creampuff cafe, at least nobody is forbidden to post here, all are welcome :sport:

Exactly:sport:

oh. my. fucking. god. i had no idea. please tell me this is a joke.

:rolls:

no seriously, is this for real? if not, it's brilliant. if so, it's... terrifying.

they can post here all they want :shrug:

jesus fucking christ, when people send in the form, do you have to like, make sure they're telling the truth? like go through and audit and make sure they really asked a club member some trivia questions?

jesus i really wish we had this here, please do one for here. i will win it. i will post so many cosy pictures you will vomit.

what if they don't fill out the form each week? are they banned from the cosy cafe? what is the weekly deadline, sunday 6 pm cet?

i haven't been invited, but as soon as i get invited, i will be new champion :rocker2:

omfg scoobs, i had no idea this is was what you were envisioning for this chat, if i had known the extent of it, i would have supported you more energetically

:haha: OMFG Unreal.I hadn't seen it until you quoted it:worship::worship:

Evita will make us a spreadsheet. It will be beyond awesome. The Cozy Castle will be sorrowful they did not invite her.

:rocker2: Whole-heartedly endorse this

I started that thread during Miss MTF :rolleyes: It got stolen.

I bet you are heart sick over that :tears:

:haha:

It's still Castle, Part 2.

scoobs, how do you apply to be a mod?
you don't.

hope this helps :)

:haha:

It's still Castle, Part 2.


Minus a few people:D

you don't.

hope this helps :)

OMG that is outrageous. :(

Thanks :cool:

:bigclap:

New Nike commercial for the World Cup, best part is Roger's cameo at 1:40 :lol:

dude, that was actually pretty fuckin cool. especially fedgie.

Snoo :spit: I laughed at your last 10 posts or so :rolls: I hadn't noticed that contest either until you posted it.

Evita will make us a spreadsheet. It will be beyond awesome. The Cozy Castle will be sorrowful they did not invite her.

:haha:

I started that thread during Miss MTF :rolleyes: It got stolen.

I think you quit MTF and left it for the taking :)

oh jesus really nathii? why did you even tell me that. were you the architect of the cosy contest? my image of you is shaken. and not in a good way.
No, it was "in the spotlight Carlita" :( :o

I haven't seen the contests until today. I was also thinking of making a thread invitational (just to throw away all the creepy stalkers like Bilbo) and invite all the biggest MTF troublemakers, classy posters, to bad mouth everyone, but, meh. Maybe we could start contests for the best badmouth.

I'd have to agree it's Castle no.2, there's a youtube video in the first post with the word "warrior" in its name :D

you don't.

hope this helps :)

:lol:

You guys are on a roll today, I am out of good reps btw :lol:

Oh please, not again the "let's show Scoobs that the threads he thinks are awsome suck" game :sobbing: