Funniest Interview Answer!!!!

I need a good laugh today!!!:)

“Do you have any problems, other than that you're unemployed, a moron, and a dork?” -John McEnroe

Rafa:hug:

Interviewer: Who is your favorite professional women’s tennis player?
Rafa: My favorite .. right now is Federer, no? Because he is a perfect tennis player.
Interviewer: Is… Roger Federer?
Rafa: Yeah.
Interviewer: Uh huh, what about in the women’s side?
Rafa: Well I’m not, um, watching a lot of women… women tennis

Rafa and John :haha:

Interviewer: Where are you physically?
Todd Martin: Physically? I'm right here. Do you want to know where I am metaphysically?

Someone has a great sig with a quote from a Federer interview in Indian Wells, I'm sure we have all seen it but it is the funniest quote I've ever seen in an interview.

Just read Andrei Arshavins website where he answers fan questions.

Fed, on whether he was missing Rafa at the MC:

“Why, we are not dating?”

:p

Q. At what time did you go to sleep yesterday?

NIKOLAY Davydenko: At 3. Because I was coming at 1, do massage, one and a half hour. But if you see, I play three times the night session. That was always the same time I go to sleep. Today I sleep just seven hours, but feeling okay really. Seven hours was enough.

Q. Sleeping alone?

NIKOLAY Davydenko: Come on. I have wife. Come on, come on. What do you want, two girls, three girls, four girls?

Q. You are a Russian.

NIKOLAY Davydenko: I came Russian, but I'm not Safin (smiling).
:eek:

Q. What part of your leg is the pain in?

RAFAEL NADAL: Well, it's not just the one place. I have pain here, in my famous ass (smiling). After I feel a little bit here, too (pointing to the inside and outside of the thigh). That maybe it's just tired, no? But down this way and in the ass is very, very painful, no?

plenty of time to laugh here :

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=6801

I personally like this one :

Q -Will your baby be a tennis player?
Roger Federer - No my baby will eat, cry, poop and sleep, his career options will be limited...

wow, davydenko is a funny son of a bitch.

One of my favorites is Hewitt after losing to Fed at Wimbledon '05 semis ...

REPORTER QUESTION: "How do you stay so relentlessly positive? A lot of times if they lost to Federer eight times in a row, they might be a lot more disconsolate than you are right now. Where does that come from?"

LLEYTON HEWITT: "I don't know. That's probably why I'm sitting here and you're sitting there."

:haha::haha:

plenty of time to laugh here :

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?t=6801


The first Rios ones in that thread are top class :haha: :haha: :haha: Also Tarango and Medvedev of course.

Q: Who is the girl watching your match with your uncle?

RICHARD GASQUET: Not my girl. I don't know. Not my girl, for sure. No, no, no, I have just friends. Men friends, but I'm not gay.

Q: Who is the girl watching your match with your uncle?

RICHARD GASQUET: Not my girl. I don't know. Not my girl, for sure. No, no, no, I have just friends. Men friends, but I'm not gay.

Lol talk about walking yourself into a hole Richie

Just read Andrei Arshavins website where he answers fan questions.

:worship:

Someone has a great sig with a quote from a Federer interview in Indian Wells, I'm sure we have all seen it but it is the funniest quote I've ever seen in an interview.

Was it this one?

ROGER FEDERER: Yeah, I remember this one time when I went on a vacation on the Maldives. That was in the year 2001, I think. I went to this spa. I went to walk around with my girlfriend. I walk in, and we want to book a spa. This guy goes, "AHH, I remember you. You beat Sampras. I saw you on TV." That was like, really, how can you remember me? This guy has probably never been off his island and still knows me. I was a little bit shocked. Then I went to play tennis with him because he was actually the tennis teacher. It was nice.

Q. Were you naked at the time in the spa?

ROGER FEDERER: No. It was at the front desk. I didn't walk in naked.

Interviewer: Where are you physically?
Todd Martin: Physically? I'm right here. Do you want to know where I am metaphysically?

Great answer.

The Stupid Journalist Thread has them all.

This sequel cracks me up everytime I read it:

Q. Who were your childhood heroes?

MARCELO RIOS: What is that?

Q. Who were your childhood heroes?

MARCELO RIOS: I don't understand what you say.

Q. People you admired when you were growing up?

MARCELO RIOS: Nobody.

Q. What are your hobbies and interests?

MARCELO RIOS: Nothing.

Q. What is your greatest sports moment?

MARCELO RIOS: I don't remember, man.

Q. Come on.

MARCELO RIOS: What do you want me to tell you?

Q. Just answer the questions.

MARCELO RIOS: Don't ask me questions like that.

Q. What's your favorite movies?

MARCELO RIOS: (No response.)

This sequel cracks me up everytime I read it:

Q. Who were your childhood heroes?

MARCELO RIOS: What is that?

Q. Who were your childhood heroes?

MARCELO RIOS: I don't understand what you say.

Q. People you admired when you were growing up?

MARCELO RIOS: Nobody.

Q. What are your hobbies and interests?

MARCELO RIOS: Nothing.

Q. What is your greatest sports moment?

MARCELO RIOS: I don't remember, man.

Q. Come on.

MARCELO RIOS: What do you want me to tell you?

Q. Just answer the questions.

MARCELO RIOS: Don't ask me questions like that.

Q. What's your favorite movies?

MARCELO RIOS: (No response.)

at least Medvedev had a lot of imagination when he answered : not answering at all well ...

Chesnokov also had a lot of humour.

And now I read that Arshavin also has it.

These Russian guys surely are funny and interesting :yeah:

^ Volkov was a very funny guy as well.