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your favourite 'pisstake' nickname

federersforehand
03-20-2010, 03:00 PM
pocahontas, i cry with laughter every time someone calls rafa this on the forums,
also the ever present rogerror federror, classic,

your faves?

Orka_n
03-20-2010, 03:03 PM
I laughed the first time I saw "Granddaderer". :')

Also, Off-topic.

tyruk14
03-20-2010, 03:41 PM
Kneedal.

abraxas21
03-20-2010, 04:06 PM
I find Clownga pretty funny for some reason..

Black Adam
03-20-2010, 04:08 PM
Del Pony and Federror

yesyesok
03-20-2010, 04:08 PM
I always find "computer errer number one" in relation to Fed funny.

I also loved the "transitional number one, Roger Federer". While not exactly nicknames I thought they were hilarious when talking about a 237 week consecutive run.

Franky Dubbles
03-20-2010, 04:08 PM
I love the "mug" variations on player's names...

especially Andy Mugray

oematoema
03-20-2010, 04:38 PM
Almugro. I'm sure this name is on his birth certificate.

Noleta
03-20-2010, 04:44 PM
Birdshit:haha:

Franky Dubbles
03-20-2010, 04:49 PM
Chokeavic is fun.

marcRD
03-20-2010, 04:49 PM
I like Boredo, there is some truth behind that pissname.

Mugnames and clownnames are kind of boring, anyone gets called it nowadays and it has lost its meaning.

marcRD
03-20-2010, 04:50 PM
Chokeavic is fun.

Yeah it sounds good, but Djokovic is no choker so I dont understand why have the name at all.

Orka_n
03-20-2010, 04:51 PM
Mugnames and clownnames are kind of boring, anyone gets called it nowadays and it has lost its meaning.True, but I still like "Almugro". It fits so beautifully.

"Nadull", too, of course.

Forehander
03-20-2010, 04:54 PM
Verbashco.

marcRD
03-20-2010, 05:15 PM
True, but I still like "Almugro". It fits so beautifully.

"Nadull", too, of course.

Almugro is prob the only mug name I like, he is so much a mug it is not even funny.

Everko
03-20-2010, 06:14 PM
Frauderer is good.

Roddick is good... Wait that's just natural

Foxy
03-20-2010, 07:58 PM
Brain Farterer.

Dyraise
03-20-2010, 08:12 PM
Del Pony :haha:

The Freak
03-20-2010, 09:13 PM
Crapzalez...Ljubibitch.

brent-o
03-20-2010, 10:50 PM
Lol Boredo has become so ubiquitous on here that we always never use his real name!

ChinoRios4Ever
03-20-2010, 10:50 PM
KGONzalez
Crapdeville
VerdASCO
Almugro
Frauderer
Fakervic

FNT
03-20-2010, 11:02 PM
Boredo
Nadull
Shankerer

leng jai
03-20-2010, 11:23 PM
Wayne Slice Proof Del Pony.

PiggyGotRoasted
03-20-2010, 11:29 PM
Piggy Roasting

leng jai
03-20-2010, 11:30 PM
Piggy Roasting

Who calls anyone "Piggy Roasting"?

abraxas21
03-20-2010, 11:44 PM
KGONzalez
Crapdeville
VerdASCO
Almugro
Frauderer
Fakervic

KGonzalez is genuinelly funny but it's only understandable for spanish speaking folks :)

Crapdeville sounds great.

ChinoRios4Ever
03-20-2010, 11:49 PM
KGonzalez is genuinelly funny but it's only understandable for spanish speaking folks :)

Crapdeville sounds great.

Well [MTF mode on]Crapnando Mugzalez[MTF mode off] sounds better for this forum :yeah:

.-Federers_Mate-.
03-21-2010, 12:03 AM
del pony and boredo are good

Okonsky
03-21-2010, 12:11 AM
I like Boredo, there is some truth behind that pissname.



Agreed. All others are pretty much childish, out of hatred, so not funy...

2003
03-21-2010, 06:58 AM
Shampras, Shampiss, Scamprass, Chokovic, Dr Dre Shaggasi, Rafaela Nutella, Yan Martini Pol Pot Smoke, Thomas Bird Bitch, Fanna Ivanabitch, Serena Erakabitch, Spanko Tipsarabitch, Novacuum Joker Bitch, Michael Bitch, Bigor Ivansachoke, Ronald Fudge, Batdick Disaster etc :worship:

ssj100
03-21-2010, 07:08 AM
Frauderer is good.

Roddick is good... Wait that's just natural

Federer sux.

tealeaves
03-21-2010, 07:26 AM
Simug and Boredo :haha:

Hewitt =Legend
03-21-2010, 09:20 AM
2003's eyes lit up when he saw this thread.

Art&Soul
03-21-2010, 09:46 AM
Nadull coz this fit his style :D

Tutu
03-21-2010, 12:03 PM
Who cares. :lol:

federersforehand
03-21-2010, 01:46 PM
batdick disaster??? what in gods name is that off?

osalsyst
03-21-2010, 02:29 PM
Pocahontas is def still the best. Del Pony, Wayne Carlos, Birdshit are also good.

I personally liked my own Marcos Bigfatass but it never caught on.

osalsyst
03-21-2010, 02:32 PM
batdick disaster??? what in gods name is that off?

I think it's supposed to be Patrick Rafter. But seriously, none of 2003's nicknames belong in this thread...or any other thread for that matter. :devil:

simplet
03-21-2010, 03:21 PM
Yeah I agree with the OP, most of those nicknames are fucking stupid and repeated over and over, but "pocahontas" alone almost makes up for it. People don't use it too often too so it stays at least a little bit fresh.

Start da Game
03-21-2010, 05:24 PM
clownger weeperer.......

abraxas21
03-21-2010, 05:36 PM
I wasn't aware of the pocahontas nickname tbh.

Certinfy
03-21-2010, 05:36 PM
Birdshit or Almugro. I use both in real life instead of their real names as well :o

zeleni
03-22-2010, 12:08 PM
I like sawan's nicknames for DJokovic.:lol:

Roddickominator
03-22-2010, 12:38 PM
Almugro is pretty perfect...it sounds casual and natural to say, and he is a huge mug.
Verdumbsco
Mugfils
Queerey
Dick Gasgay
Fagdatis, Baghdaddy
Juan Martin Del Scarecrow...AKA The Shaved Chewbacca
SoderKING is pretty great.
Fellatio Lopez
Rajeev Rampras
Blanka Dent
Shittler
King Oscar

I am such a child.

federersforehand
03-22-2010, 12:55 PM
why do tennis players have SUCH easy names to rip on, its funny really; another great one for nadal; mowgli, if youve seen jungle book this is one of the best; that one literally makes me laugh by myself :(

BlueSwan
03-22-2010, 01:00 PM
I like Pics, Duck and Wayne Carlos, although I'm not sure any of those count as "pisstake" nicknames.

Jürgen MeltsHer isn't bad.

Sham Kay
03-22-2010, 01:46 PM
Fat Dave. Thats almost as fitting as Almugro.

Henry Chinaski
03-22-2010, 02:35 PM
Jurger Melzdown

Apemant
03-22-2010, 03:16 PM
Lubed up bitch :haha:

I like Ljubo but I almost pissed my pants when I read the above :haha:

2003
03-23-2010, 09:46 AM
Lubed up bitch :haha:

Well because hes bald, when he starts sweating he looks lubed up.

He plays like a bitch, so it's a fitting nick name.

.-Federers_Mate-.
03-23-2010, 09:50 AM
Shampras, Shampiss, Scamprass, Chokovic, Dr Dre Shaggasi, Rafaela Nutella, Yan Martini Pol Pot Smoke, Thomas Bird Bitch, Fanna Ivanabitch, Serena Erakabitch, Spanko Tipsarabitch, Novacuum Joker Bitch, Michael Bitch, Bigor Ivansachoke, Ronald Fudge, Batdick Disaster etc :worship:

''Erakabitch'' are you talking about nzs very own marina erakovic :confused: o and whos Ronald Fudge, i figured batdick... was rafter :tennis:

-Valhalla-
03-23-2010, 10:37 AM
I rather like 'Donkey' :lol:

A_Skywalker
03-23-2010, 10:52 AM
Fatdatis

A_Skywalker
03-23-2010, 10:56 AM
I like Pics, Duck and Wayne Carlos, although I'm not sure any of those count as "pisstake" nicknames.

Jürgen MeltsHer isn't bad.

Pics is the most original nickname, cause the creator of that nick rules :rocker2:

TheWall
03-23-2010, 03:36 PM
I've only seen it being used a few times here, but I really like "Jürgen Melzdown", fits perfectly.

tealeaves
03-23-2010, 05:32 PM
what does nadal do to pochahontas?

Ouragan
03-23-2010, 06:48 PM
Fellatio Lopez is a winner.

Me likes Simug too, kinda sounds like "sir mug"

green25814
03-23-2010, 06:56 PM
I can't get past nadull tbh. It describes him so perfectly.

Fat Dave comes second. Almugro also seems so natural to say. Poor dude.

I used to like Gasgay, but i wouldn't use it today, I'd feel bad.

RIboy
03-23-2010, 09:15 PM
RAMpras and Sillyc

Sunset of Age
03-24-2010, 08:32 AM
Seen many of those nicks, so I'll just keep it going for my two personal favs... here we go!

Federer:
Frauderer
Pansy Ballet Dancer :worship:
RogError
FedError
Shankerer
Fed-The-Turd
Fixerrer
Flukerer
FedMug

Nadal:
Piggy
El Buttador :p
TMF, aka, The Famoooooooose Ass
Humbalito
MugBoar
Kneedal
Rafaella Nutella
Pocahontas
Mowgli

Love it folks, keep it going!!! :p

bjurra
03-24-2010, 04:06 PM
The only two players I always refer to by nickname are Almugro and Boredo. I think the ATP should start using those names in draws and entry lists.

Everko
03-24-2010, 04:42 PM
Nadal:

Piggy: Did a disabled person think of this? Did they just read piggy farm book?
El Buttador: Use this one and your mental age is divided by 3
TMF, aka, The Famoooooooose Ass: :rolleyes:
Humbalito: Never heard this one
MugBoar: Take medicine to keep from vomiting up this nonsense
Kneedal: Somewhat funny
Rafaella Nutella: The hell is this? Did someone randomly draw letter blocks?
Pocahontas: Actually funny
Mowgli: What?

PiggyGotRoasted
03-24-2010, 04:54 PM
I have a new nadal nickname....

Falafel NaDeli

Start da Game
03-24-2010, 06:14 PM
TMF - The Midget Forever

Orka_n
03-24-2010, 07:10 PM
For Nadal, there's also Rafinito. :D

schorsch
03-24-2010, 07:20 PM
I should have bought a copyright or something for Nadull :angel: Might have made some vcash :ras:

oz_boz
03-24-2010, 10:23 PM
For Nadal, there's also Rafinito. :D

:lol: I neither hope nor think he is finished at all, but that is a fresh and funny update of "Rafito" for pisstaking.

The combo Fat/Fit Dave is a good one. Most of the Nadal/Fed ones are boring, Mowgli and Federror are the most fitting ones.

Sunset of Age
03-25-2010, 02:05 AM
For Nadal, there's also Rafinito. :D

:lol: :spit: thanks, missed that one.

MIMIC
03-25-2010, 02:09 AM
Chokeavic is fun.

Yeah, I never got this one. He's not renowned for "choking".

I've always found "clownga" pretty funny :lol: (and mugboar even though I have no idea what it means).

heya
03-25-2010, 02:13 AM
More like Allezcheatga

Sunset of Age
03-25-2010, 02:14 AM
I've always found "clownga" pretty funny :lol: (and mugboar even though I have no idea what it means).

"Clownga" is indeed funny. :spit: Well all of those nicks are, if you just don't take it all to seriously.

"Mugboar" is a combination of 'mug' (no explanation necessary) and 'boar', which, as far as I know, is a male pig. Hence, "Piggy". ;)

Like I said - don't take it all too seriously. :D

2003
03-25-2010, 11:34 AM
''Erakabitch'' are you talking about nzs very own marina erakovic :confused: o and whos Ronald Fudge,

Yeah, shes hot, would you do her?

Ronald Fudge = Donald Budge


Gustarving Curtains ftw

.-Federers_Mate-.
03-25-2010, 11:51 AM
Yeah, shes hot, would you do her?

Ronald Fudge = Donald Budge


Gustarving Curtains ftw

:lol: no thanks.. wont give my reaons why,some might find it offensive.

tea
03-25-2010, 12:01 PM
I lived like a year strongly believing that TFA meant The F Animal.:angel: Really, even I thought it was rude. Thankfully, later I found out it's all about the ass and breathed with relief realising that Humbalito never was offended.

For Nadal, there's also Rafinito. :D
So good.:D

alter ego
03-25-2010, 01:11 PM
Fernando Fiasco

ApproachShot
03-25-2010, 01:41 PM
Federror is an apt nickname for the world's best player on his off days.

Yappa
03-25-2010, 03:47 PM
Yeah, I never got this one. He's not renowned for "choking".

True.
At least it made me think of a Ancic nickname which was pretty popular in the past: Ancichoke

2003
03-26-2010, 04:37 AM
Earlyton Hugh Witt