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Sheep gives birth to human-faced lamb

out_here_grindin
01-16-2010, 02:34 AM
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,1,26587307-5013016,00.html (story and pic) <- pic

Ismir,Turkey - A SHEEP gave birth to a dead lamb with a human-like face. The calf was born in a village not far from the city of Izmir, Turkey.

Erhan Elibol, a vet, performed Cesarean section on the animal to take the lamb out, but was horrified to see that the features of the lamb's snout bore a striking resemblance to a human face.

superslam77
01-16-2010, 07:00 AM
I told you not to do it MTFesians :lol:

Anyway it's :bs: trying to be the new manbearpig.

Goldenoldie
01-16-2010, 09:09 AM
Dammit, I thought Uncle Charlie was in New Zealand :confused:

sammy01
01-16-2010, 10:05 AM
well it certainly wasn't mine, i always use a condom with a sheep :angel:

superslam77
01-16-2010, 11:48 AM
I think it was Clydey that did it :lol:

Certinfy
01-16-2010, 11:51 AM
Oh my God :tape:

buddyholly
01-16-2010, 12:25 PM
When they DNA-test all the village men someone is going to feel very sheepish.

sammy01
01-16-2010, 12:27 PM
When they DNA-test the village someone is going to feel very sheepish.

:o terrible pun, bet they end up behind baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars :o

Har-Tru
01-16-2010, 12:32 PM
haha this thread has potential. :lol:

URL doesn't work for me BTW.

buddyholly
01-16-2010, 12:34 PM
:o terrible pun, bet they end up behind baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars :o

You're no bleatin' pun expert.

buddyholly
01-16-2010, 12:35 PM
haha this thread has potential. :lol:

URL doesn't work for me BTW.

If you could see the actual picture the thread would no doubt lose its potential.

sammy01
01-16-2010, 12:35 PM
You're no bleatin' pun expert.

ewe and i both ;)

buddyholly
01-16-2010, 12:36 PM
I would bet mine was better, but I don't gambol.

buddyholly
01-16-2010, 12:41 PM
Probably wasn't a villager anyway, just some stranger on the lam.

sammy01
01-16-2010, 12:41 PM
I would bet mine was better, but I don't gambol.

to scared of the ram-ifications i guess

Purple Rainbow
01-16-2010, 12:42 PM
haha this thread has potential. :lol:

URL doesn't work for me BTW.

Copy the URL to your web browser or click on the link below

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,1,26587307-5013016,00.html

But seriously, you don't want to see that picture.... :scared:

Har-Tru
01-16-2010, 12:46 PM
haha pun war hell yeah! :armed:

thx PR.

Jōris
01-16-2010, 12:46 PM
I don't give a lamb or a flock.

buddyholly
01-16-2010, 12:47 PM
to scared of the ram-ifications i guess

Just butt out!!!!!

buddyholly
01-16-2010, 12:50 PM
I don't give a lamb or a flock.

Of course you do! Don't try pulling the wool over our eyes.

Jōris
01-16-2010, 12:55 PM
Of course you do! Don't try pulling the wool over our eyes.

I'm not going for sheep laughs and ram a bad pun down your throat.

Har-Tru
01-16-2010, 12:55 PM
Of course you do! Don't try pulling the wool over our eyes.

That's much behtter.

buddyholly
01-16-2010, 01:12 PM
He should have known only an expensive lambskin condom would be adequate protection. But at the drug store he just asked for a sheep generic brand.

buddyholly
01-16-2010, 01:19 PM
The chemist did ask if he wanted lambskin, but he said ''No way, that's why I need a condom."

Jōris
01-16-2010, 01:30 PM
He should have known only an expensive lambskin condom would be adequate protection. But at the drug store he just asked for a sheep generic brand.

I herd that too.

Ivanatis
01-16-2010, 04:19 PM
had Jesus on my toast this morning, he was delicious

WarriorA
01-16-2010, 05:22 PM
Whatta sick fuck.

Literally.

WarriorA
01-16-2010, 05:22 PM
I don't wanna have mutton' to do with this.

RagingLamb
01-16-2010, 05:34 PM
Bull shit

out_here_grindin
01-17-2010, 02:26 AM
Wait a second. There's some weird mutation and people jump to the conclusion that someone was out boinking the sheep? I may not know much about biology, but I'm pretty sure that sheep and human DNA are incompatible and any union between the two would not produce any kind of offspring.

sammy01
01-17-2010, 07:38 AM
Wait a second. There's some weird mutation and people jump to the conclusion that someone was out boinking the sheep? I may not know much about biology, but I'm pretty sure that sheep and human DNA are incompatible and any union between the two would not produce any kind of offspring.

you ruined it, who doesn't love to speculate on some sheep love :p

Manon
01-17-2010, 08:13 AM
The URL can't be loaded...

superslam77
01-17-2010, 09:38 AM
This is the reason why

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-444436/Now-scientists-create-sheep-thats-15-human.html

Manon
01-17-2010, 10:00 AM
This is the reason why

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-444436/Now-scientists-create-sheep-thats-15-human.html

Thanks Slam.

superslam77
01-17-2010, 10:11 AM
Thanks Slam.

:hatoff:

buddyholly
01-17-2010, 11:59 AM
Wait a second. There's some weird mutation and people jump to the conclusion that someone was out boinking the sheep?

Just you, actually. You jumped to the conclusion that people were jumping to a conclusion, when they were only making baaaahhhd puns.

buddyholly
01-17-2010, 12:00 PM
At least the newborn wasn't black.

superslam77
01-17-2010, 04:10 PM
At least the newborn wasn't black.

how can a sheep have pigment under hair covered areas :lol:

buddyholly
01-17-2010, 04:16 PM
how can a sheep have pigment under hair covered areas :lol:

I almost missed that one, before giving a grunt of approval.

Catriel
01-26-2010, 04:46 PM
It is said that in cold Patagonia, deep south Argentina, there is 1 woman for each 7 men.
They also say the sheep carer are lonely men.
And the stories tell there is no lonely man with a sheep at sight. Seriusly, they all (sooner or later) got married with a sheep. :p

Everko
01-27-2010, 04:47 PM
that's gross