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Is It Just Me or is Nalbandian Pretty Out of Shape??

switz
09-04-2004, 12:51 AM
at last year's open he showed up looking unbelievably fit, and it was the same at the Aus Open. then he got injured and ever since he seems to be getting bigger and bigger. is he still having problems which are preventing him from doing extra cardio or something because i just saw him on tv and he looks the biggest i have ever seen him.

ktwtennis
09-04-2004, 12:52 AM
He did look bigger a couple days ago than what I remember him being, but I'm sure it's just from the injuries...He was moving all right and seems to be doing decently in a fifth set...

jazz_girl
09-04-2004, 01:23 AM
Yeah, he's still totally out of shape. He needs to start playing more matches regularly.

WyveN
09-04-2004, 01:58 AM
Oh crap, David lost :( What a nightmare season.

Chloe le Bopper
09-04-2004, 02:05 AM
What are you guys talking about? He looks RIPPED!

alfonsojose
09-04-2004, 04:18 AM
The gut is till there, even bigger :rolleyes:

trixy
09-04-2004, 04:31 AM
Yeh he is bigger, I suppose getting injured does that to you.

heya
09-04-2004, 05:30 AM
There's no reason for this loss? No conspiracy?:unsure:

WyveN
09-04-2004, 06:27 AM
There's no reason for this loss? No conspiracy?:unsure:

Can you please stop posting in GM? You make all the other trolls seem like normal people.

*Ljubica*
09-04-2004, 06:34 AM
Yeh he is bigger, I suppose getting injured does that to you.

Yes - until US Open he had only played one competitive match in 3 months so it is not surprising he is out of shape. Considering this, he actually did really well to go to 5 sets and played better than I had expected in patches throughout the match, which is good news for him in the future I think. Having said that, I am also going to come out quite openly here and say that even though I love David I am really disappointed with his attitude in this match. His behaviour was not good - I am always having a go at other players for shouting/swearing/throwing tantrums etc and it would be hypocritical of me not to say that David was bad in this regard last night :sad: Hope he can get this aspect of things under control as his health and match confidence return.

heya
09-04-2004, 09:50 AM
Distracted players do poorly. David needs to get stronger and focused.
Getting too angry makes every match difficult. A lot of players have this problem.



Why don't you tell the Federer trolls what to do, Captain Obvious Wyver? Do you know what sarcasm is?

UseTheSearchTool
09-04-2004, 09:53 AM
heya, I heard you were doing some stand-up comedy, how is it going?

WyveN
09-04-2004, 09:53 AM
Why don't you tell the Federer trolls what to do, Captain Obvious Wyver?


According to Tangerine, there are no Federer trolls.


Do you know what sarcasm is?

Yes, do you want me to explain it to you? I suggest you start with something simpler though, don't think you are ready to handle sarcasm yet.

UseTheSearchTool
09-04-2004, 09:56 AM
I like David, but I am sure this question has never been asked of him.
Time to get into some serious training.

heya
09-04-2004, 10:12 AM
According to Tangerine, there are no Federer trolls.



Yes, do you want me to explain it to you? I suggest you start with something simpler though, don't think you are ready to handle sarcasm yet.
Unfortunately stand-up comedy involves trying to be funny.
I'd like to see Wyver get stricter and get rid of all the trolls--
Roddick, Federer and Coria trolls.

UseTheSearchTool
09-04-2004, 10:15 AM
Unfortunately stand-up comedy involves trying to be funny.
I'd like to see Wyver get stricter and get rid of all the trolls--
Roddick, Federer and Coria trolls.

Come on I thought that's what you were doing with the whole stand-up routine, as for being funny that's subjective, from what I have read you are funny enough to be on the circuit.

There isn't enough troll spray to get rid of all the trolls.

WyveN
09-04-2004, 10:22 AM
Unfortunately stand-up comedy involves trying to be funny.
I'd like to see Wyver get stricter and get rid of all the trolls--
Roddick, Federer and Coria trolls.

I was having a discussion with some of the anti roddick trolls in the Nadal thread. Coria trolls have vanished since the FO. You keep reappearing :(

ae wowww
09-04-2004, 11:01 AM
i think davey has been getting a little chubby for quite a while. he showed lack of fitness against gaudio, throwing away a massive lead at RG04
keep going nalby!

PerezRoldan
09-04-2004, 11:05 AM
i think davey has been getting a little chubby for quite a while. he showed lack of fitness against gaudio, throwing away a massive lead at RG04
keep going nalby!

It wasn't just a lack of fitness against Gaudio. It was a rib injury that had caused problems with David serving which caused him to miss Wimbledon, then again it wasn't just a lack of fitness, then again when a guy makes 4 unforced errors in a set on clay, he is not losing.

heya
09-04-2004, 11:08 AM
wyver
Don't you feel good? Awwwww, a condescending troll. :bigcry:
Why don't I call you a troll for replying to my posts in any forum too?
What a sad, vicious cycle.

ae wowww
09-04-2004, 11:33 AM
It wasn't just a lack of fitness against Gaudio. It was a rib injury that had caused problems with David serving which caused him to miss Wimbledon, then again it wasn't just a lack of fitness, then again when a guy makes 4 unforced errors in a set on clay, he is not losing.

Thanks perezroland :D but fitness did play a role... so both right :P!

TennisLurker
09-04-2004, 04:44 PM
Even If I like Dave a lot, I was not sad when he lost because he behaved like a jerk.

Marc Rosset is Tall
09-04-2004, 06:25 PM
Yes, David that was very ordinary conduct that he showed in the match yesterday, it's not just a stomach size issue either.

jazz_girl
09-04-2004, 07:03 PM
Yeah, he totally lost it yesterday...

Thierry's_girl
09-04-2004, 08:21 PM
He was out of line with his constant whining. As with regards to his weight he does look bigger but im sure he'll sort himself out and it wasnt effecting him too much i didnt think.

wongqks
09-05-2004, 02:28 PM
regarding the question, you obviously missed my 'why do people call david Nalbanian fat' thread ;)

star
09-05-2004, 02:53 PM
That was a great thread, Wongqks. :)

Gonzo Hates Me!
09-08-2004, 07:28 PM
some may think he's a lard ass, but at least he's a hot lard ass :hearts:

maratski
09-08-2004, 07:31 PM
I agree with that Mrs. Guga :lick:

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 07:33 PM
Uh, is the sky blue, or do pigs fly? Ok, since I got that out, I sincerely hope that he gets back to
<--------------------------------------- in 2005.

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 07:34 PM
Yeah, he's still totally out of shape. He needs to start playing more matches regularly.

And getting into the gym and getting like
<------------------------------------- again.

maratski
09-08-2004, 07:34 PM
He just looks hot on that pic. I often wonder what it is exactly what I like about Dave and it's his fat belly and blue eyes.

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 07:37 PM
Love the eyes, and loved the belly when it looked like it did in my avvie. He was ripped to pieces circa Jan., Feb., Mar.

maratski
09-08-2004, 07:41 PM
I can't believe I stood less then 2 feet away fromt he guy at RG last year and didné even ask for a pic with him. I "hated" him till USO 2003. I found myself rooting for him then.

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 07:42 PM
Really?

maratski
09-08-2004, 07:44 PM
Yes :o

I remember a spanish speaking journalist asking him questions after practice and he was signing stuff for people next to me.

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 07:46 PM
And YOU never asked? Shame, shame.

maratski
09-08-2004, 07:51 PM
See how close?

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 07:52 PM
We can forgive you for that.

maratski
09-08-2004, 07:53 PM
Right now I'm just hoping he comes to play in Holland one day.

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 07:55 PM
He might. If he does, please do not pass up the opp to get an autograph.

*Ljubica*
09-08-2004, 07:56 PM
Right now I'm just hoping he comes to play in Holland one day.

He's never come to Rotterdam before Ilhame, because it always clashes directly with his "home" tournament in Buenos Aires, but next year they are in consecutive weeks so I guess there is a chance. I know they asked him to come to Rotterdam this year, but he said "no" because of having a prior commtment to play in BA, but if they asked him again next year he might just say yes!! I would love him to play Rotterdam because it's so close to me and I love the city :)

maratski
09-08-2004, 07:59 PM
I know the south american players usually don't come to Europe in February, but you never know. Fernando came this year :)

If he comes I'll try to talk spanish with him.

I never knew you've visited Rotterdam Rosie. It's a great city.

*Ljubica*
09-08-2004, 08:02 PM
I know the south american players usually don't come to Europe in February, but you never know. Fernando came this year :)

If he comes I'll try to talk spanish with him.

I never knew you've visited Rotterdam Rosie. It's a great city.

I've never been to Rotterdam for the tennis Ilhame, - just for a few weekends over the years. My ex used to like it there a lot, and it's such a short journey from London we often used to go over Friday night after work and come back Sunday night or Monday morning.I love Amsterdam too.

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 08:03 PM
Ilhame, I thought you already knew Spanish. Don't you speak Spanish?

Gonzo Hates Me!
09-08-2004, 08:05 PM
If I were standing right next to David Nalbandian, I am afraid I would have to sexually assault him

maratski
09-08-2004, 08:09 PM
Ilhame, I thought you already knew Spanish. Don't you speak Spanish?

I do, but I forgot a lot of things I learned. Luckily I still know: "Puedo tomar una foto contigo? ;)

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 08:10 PM
If I were standing right next to David Nalbandian, I am afraid I would have to sexually assault him

I don't even wanna know what you will do to pull that off.

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 08:16 PM
I do, but I forgot a lot of things I learned. Luckily I still know: "Puedo tomar una foto contigo? ;)

I took Spanish in high school, and I forgot the majority of what I learned as well. Guess I need a refresher before I go to grad school.

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 08:18 PM
In answer to your question, switz, Nalbandian's pretty. That's all. The End.

maratski
09-08-2004, 08:53 PM
I took Spanish in high school, and I forgot the majority of what I learned as well. Guess I need a refresher before I go to grad school.

I had it for 4 years in college and merely passed. I was more into french and still am. I can talk french for hours.

maratski
09-08-2004, 08:53 PM
I also aced french :cool:

alfonsojose
09-08-2004, 11:47 PM
I took Spanish in high school, and I forgot the majority of what I learned as well. Guess I need a refresher before I go to grad school.

Sigma :hug: No sabia que hablabas algo de español. Seria bueno que lo refrescaras un poco. Asi podrias decirle a David "Hola, Guapo. Eres mi tenista favorito. Maratski quiere tomarse una foto contigo y Mrs. Guga y yo queremos hacerte (y que nos hagas) cosas muy ricas" :devil: ;)

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 12:22 AM
Sigma :hug: No sabia que hablabas algo de español. Seria bueno que lo refrescaras un poco. Asi podrias decirle a David "Hola, Guapo. Eres mi tenista favorito. Maratski quiere tomarse una foto contigo y Mrs. Guga y yo queremos hacerte (y que nos hagas) cosas muy ricas" :devil: ;)

Shall I lick my lips (or be sucking a lollipop) while I say it? :o

alfonsojose
09-09-2004, 12:33 AM
Whatever u want, sigma. You'll get what u want from him. I'm pretty sure ;)

Chloe le Bopper
09-09-2004, 12:35 AM
You guys could teach the Roddick trolls a thing or two about derailing a negative thread. Instead of making it more negative, you guys manage to turn them pornographic. Well done, says I!

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 12:45 AM
Whatever u want, sigma. You'll get what u want from him. I'm pretty sure ;)

I do have charm. He will be putty in my hands.

Gonzo Hates Me!
09-09-2004, 02:15 AM
alfonso, trabajo sólo, y dont worry sigma, there wont be much to know with how I got Nalbandian b/c I never work hard for anything I get--I just get it... maybe I am spoiled? :o

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 02:18 AM
Nah...not spoiled at all. Just determined. When you finish, can I get a shot? That is, if he emerges from the whole thing unscathed.

Gonzo Hates Me!
09-09-2004, 02:30 AM
yay, I like "determined". I am sure David will take you, he seems like he is the marathon type :eek: :tape:

alfonsojose
09-09-2004, 03:30 AM
alfonso, trabajo sólo, y dont worry sigma, there wont be much to know with how I got Nalbandian b/c I never work hard for anything I get--I just get it... maybe I am spoiled? :o

sólo? Eres un hombre, Mrs. Guga? Hola, compañero. Pense que eras una chica por lo de "Mrs."

I would help u with David but I'm bussy with Rainer now :hug: :aplot: He's really sad and dissapointed for his horrendous year

Gonzo Hates Me!
09-09-2004, 05:52 AM
I am not a man, but I am really crappy at Spanish

jazz_girl
09-09-2004, 11:18 AM
Sigma :hug: No sabia que hablabas algo de español. Seria bueno que lo refrescaras un poco. Asi podrias decirle a David "Hola, Guapo. Eres mi tenista favorito. Maratski quiere tomarse una foto contigo y Mrs. Guga y yo queremos hacerte (y que nos hagas) cosas muy ricas" :devil: ;)

LMAO!!!! :haha: Why don't you even include me??? I feel so left out! LOL ;)

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 11:37 AM
LMAO!!!! :haha: Why don't you even include me??? I feel so left out! LOL ;)

Ok, then you come along-and bring your favorite flavor of lollipop....

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 11:38 AM
yay, I like "determined". I am sure David will take you, he seems like he is the marathon type :eek: :tape:

And "talented" marathon men are my type.... :o

jazz_girl
09-09-2004, 11:47 AM
Ok, then you come along-and bring your favorite flavor of lollipop....
Ok, I will! Anything else?

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 11:50 AM
Lollipops, gluhwein, flavored body gel (is citrus ok), and some strawberries (no chocolates because he's gotta lose that weight).....i can volunteer to bring a couple of those items, and you and Mrs. Guga can bring the others. Is that OK?

jazz_girl
09-09-2004, 11:52 AM
Ok, so what's the plan? Use all that in public? Won't we get arrested for that? ;)

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 11:54 AM
We will go to the hotel, and do it there.....after, of course, Mrs. Guga accosts him.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 11:56 AM
And, I forgot, we need some edible undies for him. Is chocolate or vanilla OK?

jazz_girl
09-09-2004, 11:57 AM
Fine by me ;)

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 11:59 AM
OK, then, let's get going. Victoria's Secret closes at about noon for lunch.

jazz_girl
09-09-2004, 12:01 PM
What's the rush? We can always shop online!

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 12:04 PM
Yeah, you're right. We can get the stuff in 3-4 days, and then we can go to....oh, hell, is Madrid OK?

jazz_girl
09-09-2004, 12:10 PM
Yeah, Madrid sounds great!

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 12:34 PM
Where's Mrs. Guga? Let's see if she's OK with this.

Oh, and Alfie, if you wanna come along, you can be the pilot of the plane.

alfonsojose
09-09-2004, 12:57 PM
:awww: Ok. Ok. I get .. "You can be the pilot of the plane . Translation :crying2: .. Stick with Rainer alfie. The Deadly Viper Asasination Squad (DVAS) is ready to assault Nalbadian's body" : No men welcome (even if they're gay and lust for David)

alfonsojose
09-09-2004, 01:00 PM
Don't you dare to touch my baby, vipers. :armed: :shout: If you don't share i won't :ras: ;)

alfonsojose
09-09-2004, 01:05 PM
I am not a man, but I am really crappy at Spanish

:hug: Yo should say "trabajo sóla" The a means female. o male ;)

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 01:10 PM
:awww: Ok. Ok. I get .. "You can be the pilot of the plane . Translation :crying2: .. Stick with Rainer alfie. The Deadly Viper Asasination Squad (DVAS) is ready to assault Nalbadian's body" : No men welcome (even if they're gay and lust for David)

I thought you were trying to wax Rainer's ass first. If you wanna come along and help out with David, you can join us, the D-VAS, for some fun and frolic. It's gonna be a good time.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 01:11 PM
Don't you dare to touch my baby, vipers. :armed: :shout: If you don't share i won't :ras: ;)

You will get your turn....just be patient.

alfonsojose
09-09-2004, 01:18 PM
I thought you were trying to wax Rainer's ass first. If you wanna come along and help out with David, you can join us, the D-VAS, for some fun and frolic. It's gonna be a good time.

Not. Just clean up before :lick: and then :ignore: . I like to see a hairy man ass. He's going to feel my :ignore: pulling his hair :aplot:

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 01:23 PM
Rainer's gonna be mad at you. Really mad.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 01:24 PM
Not. Just clean up before :lick: and then :ignore: . I like to see a hairy man ass. He's going to feel my :ignore: pulling his hair :aplot:

Don't you want the flavored body gel to make it easier?

alfonsojose
09-09-2004, 08:34 PM
:o I was talking about Rainer's ass. I know it pretty well ;) No idea about David's hair density.

Flavored body gel sounds great but I use natural products. You should try spreading honey or ice cream on a man's butt and then licking it. He's going to enjoy it ;)

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 08:35 PM
Well, maybe we should get YOU to go first, then we follow.

Honey, ice cream, whipped cream-they all get the job done. They have flavor too.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 08:52 PM
:awww: Ok. Ok. I get .. "You can be the pilot of the plane . Translation :crying2: .. Stick with Rainer alfie. The Deadly Viper Asasination Squad (DVAS) is ready to assault Nalbadian's body" : No men welcome (even if they're gay and lust for David)

Could you change the "V" from viper to vixen? It is much more descriptive and relevant to our mission.

alfonsojose
09-09-2004, 09:00 PM
Deadly Vixen Assault Squad ;) and the movie would be called Lick Dave vol I

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:02 PM
Deadly Vixen Assault Squad ;) and the movie would be called Lick Dave vol I

And Lick Dave vol. II will be in your local theatres during AO time.

alfonsojose
09-09-2004, 09:05 PM
And one month later, "Farenheit 40/30" :lol:

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:06 PM
Yeah, a night at the movies just got better and better.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:07 PM
Lick Dave II: Deep Throat will be in your theatres in Jan. at AO time; be sure to catch it.

jazz_girl
09-09-2004, 09:33 PM
How many dirty threads do we have so far? :haha:

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:37 PM
So far, just this one, I think. As if we couldn't make it any dirtier....

Marc Rosset is Tall
09-09-2004, 09:38 PM
He is all man and not out of shape.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:39 PM
He is all man and not out of shape.

That's right. I like my men "beefy" and "talented".... :o

Marc Rosset is Tall
09-09-2004, 09:42 PM
That's right. I like my men "beefy" and "talented".... :o

You have to understand I am allegedly gay according to some people in North America, because I have a certain amount of body piercings.

If you like them beefy, then you would like Kent Carlsson these days.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:44 PM
Is he "talented"? Remember the "talented".....

Marc Rosset is Tall
09-09-2004, 09:45 PM
Is he "talented"? Remember the "talented".....

You know who the Kent Carlsson lover is, he might be able to tell you.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:45 PM
Really? OK, that person needs to divulge details.

Gonzo Hates Me!
09-09-2004, 09:46 PM
David is great beef,
but even better chunk, like in your avatar Sigma :lick:

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:47 PM
David is great beef,
but even better chunk, like in your avatar Sigma :lick:

Yes, grade-A prime beef. Very sexy grade-A prime beef.

Marc Rosset is Tall
09-09-2004, 09:49 PM
Yes, grade-A prime beef. Very sexy grade-A prime beef.

Like this

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=749436&postcount=14

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:50 PM
At least you can't say "where's the beef" in his instance. He's got plenty for everyone.

Marc Rosset is Tall
09-09-2004, 09:52 PM
At least you can't say "where's the beef" in his instance. He's got plenty for everyone.

Dormant muscle I say.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 09:53 PM
It might be dormant, but with more exercise he can be like
<--------------------------------------------------------------
like he was six months ago....

Marc Rosset is Tall
09-09-2004, 10:02 PM
It might be dormant, but with more exercise he can be like
<--------------------------------------------------------------
like he was six months ago....

One of my friends has a photo with him and he doesn't have his shirt on and he was ripped.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 10:42 PM
One of my friends has a photo with him and he doesn't have his shirt on and he was ripped.

Who's your friend, and where's his photo?

Marc Rosset is Tall
09-09-2004, 10:48 PM
Who's your friend, and where's his photo?

I will make you stew for a while, and I will ask him to send it to me, when he has a chance.

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 10:49 PM
Ok, good deal. I can't wait to see this one.