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In the spotlight : 2003

2003
12-21-2009, 04:48 AM
This thread promises to deliver.

I have received numerous requests to do a spotlight on myself thread, where everyone send in their questions and I answer.

The top 5 were;

1. Are you on any kind of medication? Answer: No.
2. Do you take any class A drugs? Answer: No.
3. Have you ever been laid? Answer: No.
4. Do you have a girlfriend or significant other? Answer: No.
5. Do you have any present employment? Answer: Yes.

Fire in any questions and i'll answer them truthfully for yall.

Fire away.

Kolya
12-21-2009, 05:54 AM
Who are you?

ExcaliburII
12-21-2009, 06:16 AM
how old are you?

bad gambler
12-21-2009, 06:18 AM
Why do you always create useless threads in the GM?

2003
12-21-2009, 08:34 AM
Question: Who are you?

Answer: My names is James. Surname withheld for privacy reasons.

Question: How old are you?

Answer: 20 years 6 months

Question: Why do you always create useless threads in the GM?

Answer: I thought most of them were pretty funny :D

People should lighten up and see the funny side. I get a lot of green reps for my humerous threads. If you can't laugh at your beloved game of tennis what can you laugh at! I bet Federer reads this forum all the time for shits and giggles.

ExcaliburII
12-21-2009, 08:48 AM
Do you think pro players read this forum?

Pfloyd
12-21-2009, 09:04 AM
Are you a year?

If so, how is that possible?

leng jai
12-21-2009, 09:05 AM
Did God give you a reason when he decided that you will have no brain?

bad gambler
12-21-2009, 09:15 AM
How do you cope being a New Zerlander? Is it simply a case of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger?

2003
12-21-2009, 10:23 AM
Question: Do you think pro players read this forum?

Answer: Yes I do.

Question: Are you a year?

Answer: No I am not. 2003 represents what I felt was my best year to date.

Question: Did God give me a reason why he decided to give me no brain?

Answer: No, I guess you were simply luckier than I was.

Question: How do you cope with being a New Zealander?

Answer: Not well, I cant take it anymore and thats why I am moving to Australia very soon.

theMEESH
12-21-2009, 11:28 AM
Custom questions first:

1) Who were the numerous people that requested that you do a spotlight on yourself?

2) Were they actual people from the forum?

3) Were they actual people?

4) How come I've never heard from you before?

5) How often do you post in NON-TENNIS?

6) Who are the forum posters that you fraternize with?

7) Do you think that with is the most often used preposition at the end of a sentence?

8) Is the proper way of saying the question prior to the last one: "With whom in the forum do you fraternize?"

9) Is your flag true to your current heritage and/or location at the moment?

10) How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

11) Do you play tennis?

12) Do you play with your left or right hand?

13) Is the hand you play with the hand you use to write?

14) Did you know that I was about to end that question with the preposition "with" again?

15) Why did you join the forum?

16) Have you gone to any tournaments? If so, which ones?

17) Do you think you are or ever have been a creeper?

18) Do you know who the pedobear is?

19) Do you think that the pedobear is somehow related to the FedBear?

20) Do you associate Subarus with Australia?

21) Do you know who killed Jimmy Hoffa?

22) Do you know who shot Tupac?

23) Did you know that you didn't put an apostrophe between the y and the all in y'all?

24) Did you know that while, BD creates questions of really great substance, I tend to create mass amounts of questions?

25) Do you think that's more because I want to just know random facts about you or is it because I cannot think of creative "what if" scenario type questions?

26) Do you know WHY I ask questions?

27) Do you know that I enjoy reading the answers?

28) Why is Chuck Norris THE EPITOME of everything?

29) I'm serious. Why do people always say things like "Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret."

30) Have you ever seen that movie where Chuck Norris is some sort of figment of an awkward teen's imagination?

31) What was that movie called?

32) Do you think that Action Jackson could one day take over the world?

33) Why do you think that I feel as if he has the capability of doing so?

34) Are you currently enrolled in an institution for learning?

35) If so, do you actually attend the classes which are held in said institution for learning?

36) Have you ever been in an institution?

37) What is the difference between an institution and a psych ward?

38) What is your occupation?

39) Do you believe that one day you can reach some sort of managerial position in this job?

40) Why did you choose this occupation?

41) Is it out of necessity or just because you would like a secondary income for random things such as sunglasses?

42) Can you:

a) do a cartwheel
b) bust a windmill
c) do the robot
d) dance with the stars
e) dance like Michael Jackson?

43) Did you know that e) is actually a song performed by the Far East Movement. It's quite catchy.

44) When are you most inspired to write on MTF?

45) Why?

theMEESH
12-21-2009, 11:31 AM
1) In a battle against zombies what 3 items would you have to protect yourself?

2) Do you have a friend that you can hardly understand because of their accent? What kind of accent is it?

3) If you had a million dollars and was told that you had to spend $500,000 in 30 minutes what would you buy?

4) Do you walk around naked in your house?

5) Which 5 MTFers do you want with you to help you get off of a deserted island?

6) If you had to sing a song on live national televison, what would you pick?

7) Would you rather be a werewolf or a vampire? Why?

8) If you got a chance to act on a television show, what TV show would you pick.

9) What's your favorite curse word?

10) How do you feel when you have to play a lefty tennis player?

11) Did you have chicken pox?

12) What do you like to do when you're sick?

13) Do you remember what you used to do before the internet?

14) How long can you go without being on the internet?

15) Do you like to walk barefoot?

16) Which 5 MTF members would you want with you in a bar fight?

17) Have you ever hit an animal on accident (like car accident sort of situation)

18) If you were injured terribly right at this moment, who would be the first person you'd ask to help take care of you?

19) Do you think the story of your life would make a good book/movie?

20) What's your favorite kind of ice cream?

21) What kind of food (be specific please ) do you want on your birthday.

22) What piece of artwork always gives you the heebie jeebies?

23) How do you feel about the alien ET?

24) Would you want Angelina Jolie to adopt you?

25) How do you feel about celebrities adopting foreign kids?

26) Do you like standard straws or bendy straws?

27) Have you ever fallen in love?

28) Can you do the splits?

29) Do you write in all caps, "regular" or in cursive?

30) Do you ever wonder how the pharmacist can read what the doctor prescribed to you?

31) Do you lend your friends money?

32) How do you keep track of your appointments?

33) If someone was to give you $1 million dollars but you had to spend the year with Serena Williams, would you do it?

34) Can you pick up a pencil with your toes?

35) How do you get around?

36) What was the smallest town you've ever been in?

37) Have you ever been deliberately mean to someone because of their color?

38) Do you know how hard it is to think up random questions?

39) When you are too lazy to cook, what do you eat?

40) Have you ever wanted to be a spy?

41) Do you think you could keep calm if you were kidnapped?

42) If you were going to get arrested, what would be the most likely reason?

43) What thread do you go into everyday?

44) Have you ever jumped off a cliff?

45) When was the last time you went to the beach?

46) Do you have good posture?

47) Is your hair your natural color?

48) What's your favorite candy bar?

49) Where do you do all your internet surfing?

50) What do you think of my questions?

Goldenoldie
12-21-2009, 01:03 PM
ok, I'll play along, here are a few.

1. Does your employment involve regular interaction with strangers?

2. Do you live alone?

3. What is the significance of "2003" as your nom de plume?

4. What are your religious beliefs, if any?

5. How many hours per day do you spend playing computer games?

6. What is your favourite porn site on the internet?

7. How were you introduced to MTF?

8. Do you expect to still be posting here in ten years?

9. Do you gamble your vcash with the vbookies?

10. On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is MTF in your life?

Ivanatis
12-21-2009, 01:12 PM
:lol: Mischa, you are so Oprah:worship:

theMEESH
12-21-2009, 01:27 PM
:lol: Mischa, you are so Oprah:worship:

I wish! :rolls:

2003
12-22-2009, 12:05 AM
Ill answer some of Mishs questions.

Were they actual people from the forum? No.

Do you play with your left or right hand? Right usually, sometimes I use the left to rub the tip after spitting on my hand though, its a different sensation but it feels pretty good.

Do you like to walk barefoot? Yes, I often run barefoot too, even on concrete.

Could AJ take over the world? No, he has ZERO personality. Dictators have to have some kind of thought process.

Can you dance like Michael Jackson? He is my IDOL, I love him, I can dance LIKE him, but not as well.

Do you have good posture? NO, have terible back pain.

If you were going to get arrested, why? Murder one.

Have you ever been in an institution? Yes, but visiting.

Spend the year with Serena W for a million? I would PAY a million to put my hard penor in her big ass and between her bussums! Hell YEAH!

Have you ever falled in love? Yes :) Her names Courtney. I love her sooooo much :) We been talking online for 7 years and I get to meet her very soon!

What thead do you go into everyday? My ones.

Orka_n
12-22-2009, 01:34 AM
1) Who were the numerous people that requested that you do a spotlight on yourself
Ill answer some of Mishs questions.

Were they actual people from the forum? No.So, basically no one here asked you to start this thread. And the "numerous people" don't exist.

This is my question (but I doubt you'll answer it truthfully):
How many green reps have you recieved for your "humerous" threads from people who aren't PARERAfans?

2003
12-22-2009, 03:18 AM
ok, I'll play along, here are a few.

1. Does your employment involve regular interaction with strangers?

2. Do you live alone?

3. What is the significance of "2003" as your nom de plume?

4. What are your religious beliefs, if any?

5. How many hours per day do you spend playing computer games?

6. What is your favourite porn site on the internet?

7. How were you introduced to MTF?

8. Do you expect to still be posting here in ten years?

9. Do you gamble your vcash with the vbookies?

10. On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is MTF in your life?


1. Does your employment allow interaction with strangers?

NO :(

2. Do you live alone?

With parents, but yes. No partner.

3. Already answered that.

4. Christian.

5. I don't play much computer games.

6. redtube (http://www.redtube.com) I love the amatur stuff. Got a real fetish for Asian.

7. Just found it myself I guess.

8. If the sites still here, i'll still be here.

9. No, havent tried yet.

10. Probably a 6 or 7. I log onto it every time I come on the net.

bad gambler
12-22-2009, 04:29 AM
Are you a previously banned user, who too was from New Zealand?

;)

bad gambler
12-22-2009, 04:30 AM
Question: How do you cope with being a New Zealander?

Answer: Not well, I cant take it anymore and thats why I am moving to Australia very soon.

Will you be moving to Bondi?

Kolya
12-23-2009, 12:42 AM
What's wrong with you?

2003
12-23-2009, 03:04 AM
Are you a previous user from NZ who was banned?

No. I have only received one infraction to date and that was for acusing Rafael Nadal of juicing.

Will you be moving to Bondai?

No. Geelong, NSW.

What is wrong with you?

Where do you want me to start ;)

2003
12-23-2009, 12:13 PM
What's wrong with you?

I'm lonely, have no friends and no prospects :sad:

scarecrows
12-23-2009, 02:12 PM
I called a you a genius in one of your GM threads and I believe it

when will other people realize it?

Goldenoldie
12-23-2009, 07:07 PM
James, I don't know what to think about you! Are you really the moronic tosser you appear to be, or are you extremely clever, laughing up your sleeve at everyone who takes you seriously?

I believe the former, as I see in you many facets of my own (lack of) personality in the mists of prehistory when I was your age, and of course I had no internet to guide and sustain me in those days.

In a spirit of goodwill appropriate to the season I offer you these suggestions. Take them or leave them as you wish - I really don't give a damn.

1. If you make a promise, keep it. Mischa asked you 95 questions, and you answered 11. Not good enough.

2. Don't feel sorry for yourself, nobody else will.

3. Make sensible responses in threads started by other people, don't concentrate on your own.

4. Don't ever start a thread unless you are quite sure the subject will generate some interest.

5. Leave home by the end of next year at the latest. Don't stay with your parents until you are 30.

6. Don't think you know everything, even if you do.

7. Change your job to something which involves other people.

8. Accept advice from your elders.

9. Play video games. Quite apart from being mentally stimulating, they strengthen the wrist muscles.

10. Try cliphunter instead of redtube, and in future beware of such ridiculous questions.

Best wishes and Merry Christmas

Jim

2003
12-06-2010, 10:20 AM
Xmas is rolling around again, and im sure people have many more questions this year around.

I'll start with the most asked;

How long have you been growing your Mostache?

Answer, not sure, probably since July or June.

Nathaliia
12-06-2010, 10:32 AM
Will you take part in the Mr. MTF contest?

Orka_n
12-06-2010, 11:57 AM
Will you take part in the Mr. MTF contest?Oh please say yes. :eek:
Best idea ever.

2003
12-07-2010, 09:38 AM
Will you take part in the Mr. MTF contest?

Where is a link? All I see is a MTF popularity contest.

I would do anything for you..I think im actually in love..

ShotmaKer
12-07-2010, 10:21 AM
:rolls:

ShotmaKer
12-07-2010, 10:22 AM
It hasn't started yet mate.

jmf07
12-07-2010, 02:11 PM
1. How disappointed were you when you lost in the ACC Quarters?
2. Are you still planning to move to Australia?
3. Are you going to create one of your all time classic threads to commemorate your 1000th post?
4. How is your moustache going?
5. Out of all your player nicknames which one are you the most proudest of?
6. What do you think was your finest thread on MTF?
7. Given that the only other prominent MTF kiwi member is Fed's Mate have you entertained the possibility of meeting him and having a meeting of the great minds then hitting the town and picking up the ladies?
8. Who is your favourite tennis player?
9. Why were you banned from MTF?

Nathaliia
12-08-2010, 02:23 AM
Mister MTF thread will be started soon in NT forum. Dini is the one who will run it this year.

Jonathancrane and I actually were thinking of some campaign and we would like to nominate you but then you'd need to send pictures and intro to the organizer within a few days.

It will start after the popularity contest; maybe the nomination thread will actually start tomorrow - hard to tell, because Dini is still in the pop con.

wee
12-08-2010, 07:30 AM
If there are any questions, I will come to this post for answers. Thank you very much. :)

2003
12-08-2010, 08:08 AM
1. How disappointed were you when you lost in the ACC Quarters?
2. Are you still planning to move to Australia?
3. Are you going to create one of your all time classic threads to commemorate your 1000th post?
4. How is your moustache going?
5. Out of all your player nicknames which one are you the most proudest of?
6. What do you think was your finest thread on MTF?
7. Given that the only other prominent MTF kiwi member is Fed's Mate have you entertained the possibility of meeting him and having a meeting of the great minds then hitting the town and picking up the ladies?
8. Who is your favourite tennis player?
9. Why were you banned from MTF?

1. How disappointed were you when you lost in the ACC Quarters?

I think I got the best result I could have hoped for, got a bit lucky to make the quarters so I was happy. The truth is creating threads can only get you so far, if you dont tard and PM abuse it's like trying to win a slam with pushing, I am the Andy Murray of MTF basically, big favourite but always conking out in the big time.

2. Are you still planning to move to Australia?

No. The girl broke and ran over my heart :sad:

3. Are you going to create one of your all time classic threads to commemorate your 1000th post?

No doubt about it.

4. How is your moustache going?

Good.

5. Out of all your player nicknames which one are you the most proudest of?

I probably like Yan Martine Del Pot Smoke the best. Todd Graver and Earlyton Hugh Witt always crack me up too.

6. What do you think was your finest thread on MTF?

Probably the "Time to discuss the inevitable, who will choke against Fed in the 2008 US Open". It was extremely well received, and the only time the nick names were endorsed and supported.

The Mo thread was a complete suprise, I didn't think it would take off.

7. Given that the only other prominent MTF kiwi member is Fed's Mate have you entertained the possibility of meeting him and having a meeting of the great minds then hitting the town and picking up the ladies?

The guy is not exactly my biggest fan.

8. Who is your favourite tennis player?

Roger Federer :worship:

9. Why were you banned from MTF?

Forum disruptions. I was once banned for suggesting Nafaela Nutella was juicing. Thats it really.