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The real story behind Murray's split with his GF

Start da Game
12-11-2009, 01:25 PM
There are quite a few rumours doing rounds regarding the Murray-Sears split. We unraveled the mystery behind it. According to some close sources, Murray's girlfriend discovered a bare truth in an intimate moment with him - 'AIDS' tattooed on Andy's ****. Sears reacted in fury and threw her cellphone at Murray's face violently. In an attempt to protect his teeth from that object, Murray put his hand up and covered his face, the phone struck his wrist quite hard and damaged it.

http://www.soundoffcolumn.com/images/Andy-Murray-6-07.jpg

Andy shouted in pain and tried to convince her, "wait! ADIDAS! it's ADIDAS! let it expand!!!" but it was already too late as she had disappeared instantly.

© News Group Newspapers Ltd. "The Sun" 2009

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/tennis/29258943.html (http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/4185/92991767.png)

:haha:

Byrd
12-11-2009, 01:27 PM
Your an idiot.

Edit:Why does your source link to some shit about Ditherless?, even though your using the Sun, the most unreliable paper in the world as your source :retard:

Johnny Groove
12-11-2009, 01:30 PM
I thought for sure this would be a Tiger Woods joke.

JolánGagó
12-11-2009, 01:37 PM
Rumor has it that Tiger's one would've expanded into ADOLFO (ADI) DASSLER AG.

Ivanatis
12-11-2009, 01:42 PM
About as funny as genital warts.

ExcaliburII
12-11-2009, 01:43 PM
:cuckoo:

Clydey
12-11-2009, 01:46 PM
Where's the punchline?

buddyholly
12-11-2009, 01:52 PM
An old joke. First version I heard was in Wales.

"What's that tatoo on your dick?''
''My birthplace.''
"There's no LUDO in Wales.''
''I was born in LLANDUDNO.''

Garson007
12-11-2009, 05:18 PM
Start da Game has just printed his name into legend! :worship:

safinafan
12-11-2009, 05:32 PM
:worship: start

Arkulari
12-11-2009, 05:43 PM
http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/103/b042despairposterssanit.jpg (http://img200.imageshack.us/i/b042despairposterssanit.jpg/) http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/b042despairposterssanit.jpg/1/w402.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img200/b042despairposterssanit.jpg/1/)

Snoo Foo
12-11-2009, 05:52 PM
An old joke. First version I heard was in Wales.

"What's that tatoo on your dick?''
''My birthplace.''
"There's no LUDO in Wales.''
''I was born in LLANDUDNO.''

"WENDY" ----> "WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY"

scoobs
12-11-2009, 06:06 PM
I'd hate to be there when the laughter stops.

Oh, wait...

R.Federer
12-11-2009, 06:14 PM
This is a poor spin on an old, old joke (I have heard variations on the Jamaica joke since I was ... well, old enough to listen to such jokes).

Start da Game
12-12-2009, 05:28 AM
honestly i din't know this was an old joke........i was going through tiger woods thread and felt like writing something like this.......but now it turned out to be a bad joke as you people already know something like this.......murray signed with adidas just recently before he split up with his gf, no?

buddyholly
12-12-2009, 06:04 PM
"WENDY" ----> "WELCOME TO JAMAICA HAVE A NICE DAY"


Murray had only room for ADIDAS, how humiliating.

But maybe size doesn't matter if the quality is there.

Sapeod
06-22-2010, 06:22 PM
WTF is this? :retard:

Chiakifug
06-23-2010, 12:37 AM
^^ So thats ditherless!! It all makes sense now!

safin-rules-no.1
06-23-2010, 09:20 AM
How did i miss this comedy classic?

buddyholly
06-23-2010, 10:31 PM
By repeatedly trying to make the ANUS tattoo on your dick turn into a username.

Sapeod
06-24-2010, 04:08 PM
^^ So thats ditherless!! It all makes sense now!
You didn't know? :eek:

safin-rules-no.1
06-24-2010, 07:27 PM
By repeatedly trying to make the ANUS tattoo on your dick turn into a username.

Can you repeat this in English people can understand?

ShotmaKer
06-24-2010, 08:30 PM
classy as always :yeah: