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The "Coming Soon: Titles By Former Hater Troll JMPower" Chat Thread :excited: Vol 47

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Minn
11-27-2009, 10:09 PM
:unsure: :lol: I fixed it. And here I was being nice and not pointing out your spelling mistakes earlier. :(

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 10:10 PM
i'll be watching st mirren getting hammered in Glasgow while Denko is doing the same to Federer

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:12 PM
Bad Gambler with Denko in three :sobbing:

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 10:15 PM
Bet London: Group B Winner settled Today
Bet London: N. Davydenko vs R. Soderling settled Today
bad gambler won 3825000000!

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:17 PM
That guy is just not human :sad:

star
11-27-2009, 10:20 PM
Oh my fffn god.

I'm not a professional sportsperson and never have been, but I've always imagined it must be very difficult for someone at this level to "turn off" half way through a match and tank :shrug: Your whole professional life is spent honing your competitive skills and instincts, and learning how to focus and to fight........ so to do that for half a match and then suddenly stop and forget to be combatative must be quite hard I think. Or maybe I'm just niaive :shrug:

Minn
11-27-2009, 10:22 PM
Hey, I won 6 vcash dollars on Group B. No :eek:s for me? :lol:

star
11-27-2009, 10:26 PM
Hey, I won 6 vcash dollars on Group B. No :eek:s for me? :lol:

SIX big ones, huh? :yippee: :yippee:

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 10:27 PM
yeah donate me $3 Melanie

BD's 25,000 he gave me lasted about 4 hours :o

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 10:28 PM
holy shit, tiger woods... this is too ridiculous, for sure she gave him a mad beating and had to go drive his car into a tree to cover it up. maybe she hit him in the face with a frying pan. i mean would they even have frying pans in their house? maybe a ming vase then.

Minn
11-27-2009, 10:29 PM
SIX big ones, huh? :yippee: :yippee: Why thank you, Star. I'm rather pleased with my $6 myself. ;)

yeah donate me $3 Melanie

BD's 25,000 he gave me lasted about 4 hours :oBD gave you 25 000 and it's gone already?! :speakles: And now you want me to donate half my day's winnings to you spendthrift?

l_mac
11-27-2009, 10:30 PM
Oh my fffn god.

It's nice she can see good in some people. Maybe her journalist friends only told her about doping allegations certainties and kept the match fixing rumours to themselves :)

edit: assuming that is *Ljubica* :o

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:31 PM
:lol: You should quote her Lendl, Star. Quote her Agassi too while you're at it.

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:31 PM
It is, Linda. Just saw the post in the Nole forum.

acionescu
11-27-2009, 10:32 PM
Who said that?

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 10:33 PM
holy shit, tiger woods... this is too ridiculous, for sure she gave him a mad beating and had to go drive his car into a tree to cover it up. maybe she hit him in the face with a frying pan. i mean would they even have frying pans in their house? maybe a ming vase then.she took one of his golf clubs to him and his car it seems, maniac Swedes :eek:

the aerial view of his house was amazing, was like 20 mansions all joined together

if she divorces Tiger she's in for 0.5 Billion

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:33 PM
Sorry Star, I hadn't gotten to your post yet :lol: Mine is a tad redundant now :o

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 10:35 PM
shit man that is just too cinematic. oh dear dear dear, no wonder charges are pending :scared:

yeah i bet it is hard for an elite tennis player to tank, also i imagine it's really fucking hard to win wimbledon 6 times or whatever the fuck

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:38 PM
Round Robin with those psychos must have been hilarious :worship:
Then came Tank Friday. First McEnroe, already eliminated from contention, gave in to Clerc. Then Borg, who couldn't get to sleep until 4 a.m., surrendered to Mayer. Back to back, a total of six games won by the two best players in the world. As a result of all this, Mayer, having finished with a 3-0 record in the blue round robin, now would play the loser of Connors-Lendl from the red group, the winner to draw Borg. "Get out the diving scorecards," somebody said. "Connors-Lendl will be a real three-meter springboard job."

After blowing two set points and collapsing 7-1 in the first-set tie-breaker, Lendl took the full plunge, spraying balls into the far reaches of Gotham. Connors, incensed at the Czech's obvious lack of effort, waved him off after the postmatch handshake and then called him "chicken. I don't understand how a player with his talent and future could act like that."

The next day Lendl, oozing confidence, brushed off Mayer in straight sets. Then he brushed off the media with what sounded suspiciously like clucking noises. "I changed my tactics the other night and it didn't work," Lendl said. "It happens sometimes."

star
11-27-2009, 10:38 PM
It's nice she can see good in some people. Mayve her journalists friends only told her about doping allegations certainties and kept the match fixing rumours to themselves :)

edit: assuming that is *Ljubica* :o

Yeah. Like there could be any doubt. I had to restrain myself. And now she's saying that this is really best for Nole because Federer would have just beaten him and poor thing is so very tired and deserves a rest. Ai! Too bad I started liking Djoko before I knew she did. It was so much better when she was a Nalby fan and Tangy was calling her names.

maniac Swedes :eek:


Hey. Go easy on the Swede slurs there, buddy. :armed:

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:39 PM
shit man that is just too cinematic. oh dear dear dear, no wonder charges are pending :scared:
Not for the first time, I'm having a hard time understanding you :lol: What charges?

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:42 PM
She had a revelation during the 2007/2008 off season, Star, just bad luck for you :hug:

star
11-27-2009, 10:42 PM
she took one of his golf clubs to him and his car it seems, maniac Swedes :eek:

the aerial view of his house was amazing, was like 20 mansions all joined together

if she divorces Tiger she's in for 0.5 Billion

Where did you get that story, Mikey?

This is what I read

A local police chief in Florida says Tiger Woods' wife used a golf club to smash out the back window and helped get the golfer out of the car.
Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor told The Associated Press on Friday that Elin Nordegren told officers she was in the house when she heard the accident and came outside. Saylor says officers found Woods laying in the street with his wife hovering over him.

l_mac
11-27-2009, 10:42 PM
Not for the first time, I'm having a hard time understanding you :lol: What charges?

Tiger Woods drama.

star
11-27-2009, 10:44 PM
yeah i bet it is hard for an elite tennis player to tank, also i imagine it's really fucking hard to win wimbledon 6 times or whatever the fuck

:lol: :lol:

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 10:44 PM
Not for the first time, I'm having a hard time understanding you :lol: What charges?

Video of the new story. It says charges are pending.
http://sports.espn.go.com/golf/news/story?id=4693657

Maybe the crash was cellphone related. Trying to think of what charges other than alcohol.

:)

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 10:44 PM
Where did you get that story, Mikey?

This is what I readand do you believe it? how could Tiger get so badly injured and need dragged out a car that was going slower than one of Nadal's FH's today

star
11-27-2009, 10:46 PM
TMZ

We're told Elin told cops about the argument at the scene of the accident and Tiger gave the same story to authorities at the hospital where he was treated.

One Florida law enforcement official called it "a domestic issue."

Elin apparently was able to forgive and forget -- according to Windermere Police Chief Daniel Saylor, Nordegren smashed out the back window of Tiger's car to help get him out.

Woods ran into a fire hydrant and a tree at around 2:20 AM near his home in Florida. He was treated for minor injuries and released.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-fight-wife-crash-elin-nordegren/#ixzz0Y6fxacN8

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 10:47 PM
why did she need to rescue him through the back window? did he drive into a lake? did the car burst into flames? these cadillac suvs sound very dangerous.

star
11-27-2009, 10:48 PM
and do you believe it? how could Tiger get so badly injured and need dragged out a car that was going slower than one of Nadal's FH's today

Yeah. I don't think you can get up to 50mph in a cul de sac.

Anyway, I'm on the side of the Swedish girl who has two babies instead of the billionaire ho banging guy.

:haha: They have a picture of the fire hydrant!!

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tiger_fire_hydro_ex2.jpg

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 10:50 PM
dude have i died and gone to ridiculous boolschetts heaven? first rogina's evel knievel stunt, now tiger almost beated to death by enraged wife... what the fuuuuck....

acionescu
11-27-2009, 10:51 PM
It must be the whore issue :shrug:

And the jinxing Gilette add, of course :yeah:

I bet all men will be back to old razors in no time. Or they'll grow big beards :unsure:

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 10:52 PM
dude this means derek jeter is next :scared:

edit: he's not married, and the beisbol season is over... what could it be :scratch:

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:53 PM
Is it even confirmed that he cheated on his wife :scratch:?

star
11-27-2009, 10:55 PM
dude this means derek jeter is next :scared:

edit: he's not married, and the beisbol season is over... what could it be :scratch:

hey read back. I edited with a photo.

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 10:55 PM
he prolly hit the fire hydrant and was like, shit, this isn't really gonna do much damage, and then he had to hit the tree... poor schmoo

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 10:55 PM
Tiger's garage is bigger than your average mansion

star
11-27-2009, 10:56 PM
It must be the whore issue :shrug:

And the jinxing Gilette add, of course :yeah:

I bet all men will be back to old razors in no time. Or they'll grow big beards :unsure:

I'm sorry to be so stupid, but what's the anniversary?

star
11-27-2009, 10:57 PM
Tiger's garage is bigger than your average mansion

I looked at the street on google maps. It's like two houses on a cul de sac circle -- with acres and acres in the back.

acionescu
11-27-2009, 10:57 PM
dude this means derek jeter is next :scared:

edit: he's not married, and the beisbol season is over... what could it be :scratch:

He's secretly gay and he's gonna be caught framed in a public toilett just like gEorge Michael :shrug:

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 10:57 PM
Is it even confirmed that he cheated on his wife :scratch:?

his wife trying to beat him to death at 2 am eliminates any lingering doubts

elessar
11-27-2009, 10:58 PM
I thought she was trying to get him out of the car :awww:

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 10:58 PM
I looked at the street on google maps. It's like two houses on a cul de sac circle -- with acres and acres in the back.what is the name of the street?

i want to google map his house and see in his backdoor with the maximize

acionescu
11-27-2009, 10:58 PM
I'm sorry to be so stupid, but what's the anniversary?

Romanian National Day, 91 years since the Big Union, December 1st :rocker2:

star
11-27-2009, 10:59 PM
his wife trying to beat him to death at 2 am eliminates any lingering doubts

Did you see the pictures of the ho? Very slutty.

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:00 PM
I thought she was trying to get him out of the car :awww:

so she could finish the job

star
11-27-2009, 11:00 PM
Romanian National Day, 91 years since the Big Union, December 1st :rocker2:

http://www.wilsonspyro.com/images/502-Firework.jpg

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:01 PM
I thought she was trying to get him out of the car :awww:



First she hit him, then he run scared like any coward Gilette spokesman would do, then he had the accident, then she got him out of the car to hit him some more :shrug:

elessar
11-27-2009, 11:01 PM
Gillette apparently changed its pic on the french version of its website from:
http://bolq.liberation.fr/id/94031

to:
http://q.liberation.fr/photo/id/94028/r/03/02/w/459/m/1259357949

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 11:01 PM
street name !!?

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:02 PM
Did you see the picture of the wife? Very hot :cuckoo:

star
11-27-2009, 11:02 PM
They shot the tree!!

One of Tiger Woods' neighbors tells TMZ he just saw Tiger and, with the exception of a few scratches, he looks "fine."

As for reports of facial lacerations, the neighbor says it just looked like a few cuts.

The infamous tree that Tiger hit is now gone. The whole area is blocked off.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/11/27/tiger-woods-looks-fine/#ixzz0Y6jq48Ob

star
11-27-2009, 11:03 PM
street name !!?

Isleworth. I think that's it. I copied it out of an article and searched Isleworth Florida. I thought it was a town, but apparently not.

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 11:03 PM
i'm invisible again ..

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:03 PM
:haha: :haha:

They should put a little JMDP popping out from Fed's pocket :D

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:04 PM
dude. this is too insane.

Minn
11-27-2009, 11:04 PM
It must be the whore issue :shrug:

And the jinxing Gilette add, of course :yeah:

I bet all men will be back to old razors in no time. Or they'll grow big beards :unsure: Happy Anniversary, Romania!

Is it even confirmed that he cheated on his wife :scratch:?As if this thread needs confirmation.

Gillette apparently changed its pic on the french version of its website

http://q.liberation.fr/photo/id/94028/r/03/02/w/459/m/1259357949 :lol: They've destroyed the evidence.

street name !!?It was in one of Star's posts, I think, earlier today.

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 11:05 PM
google map is amazing

all of you tell me your streets and let me zoom in 100% on you

elessar
11-27-2009, 11:06 PM
i'm invisible again ..
:hug:

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:06 PM
that hiperthyroidism was confirmed after all? What did Tio Toni have to say on the matter? :awww:

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:10 PM
the "accident" was to give an explanation for having a bashed up face and keep the mother of his tiny baby from spending the night in jail. "scratches" in a car accident? bruises, cuts, gashes, but "scratches"? maybe the tree was a cactus... but we'll never know. cuz it was eliminated. with extreme prejudice :scared:

star
11-27-2009, 11:12 PM
First she hit him, then he run scared like any coward Gilette spokesman would do, then he had the accident, then she got him out of the car to hit him some more :shrug:

I think probably the car was locked from the inside and she couldn't open the door. But your version is better. :)

Here's the ho.

http://www.hotmommagossip.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/rachel-uchitel.jpg

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 11:13 PM
butch :eek:

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:13 PM
She is so.......obvious :rolls:

star
11-27-2009, 11:14 PM
the "accident" was to give an explanation for having a bashed up face and keep the mother of his tiny baby from spending the night in jail. "scratches" in a car accident? bruises, cuts, gashes, but "scratches"? maybe the tree was a cactus... but we'll never know. cuz it was eliminated. with extreme prejudice :scared:

The neighbor said lacerations. :kiss:

But your version is better.

I love it that they took away the tree.

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:16 PM
i thought she was holding some kind of weird vacuum cleaner, shows what i know about housekeeping

elessar
11-27-2009, 11:17 PM
Are you serious, his wife is ten times hotter :lol:

Men are weird creatures :awww:

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:17 PM
The neighbor said lacerations. :kiss:

the quote you posted said "a few scratches" :shrug:

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 11:18 PM
i'm google mapping Celtic's stadium

100% zoom, see where i can get a hot dog tomorrow

Metis
11-27-2009, 11:19 PM
Wow, the Tiger Woods story is priceless. :rolls: The photo of the fire hydrant :haha:

and that woman looks awful :tape: Men :rolleyes:



Forget said he would still, without a doubt, select Rafa for DC if he was captain of the Spanish team.:worship:
"Il faut se le farcir l'oisillon sur terre battue quand même":lol:

What a hater. :worship: This guy must have suffered serious trauma (and increased psychiatrist bills) because of Rafa's success. :awww:



Yeah, I know:(. If I won a lottery, I would buy land and acquire resources to run an animal farm and live there forever,

I thought you wanted to be a student for ever. :rolleyes: :(



I've been complaining about the scheduling from the start. It is ridiculous.

Guess who is the only p-layer with beneficial scheduling?

Fixerer.

Gets to play knackered Davy 2moro, then knackered winner of the 9pm SF on Sunday afternoon.

:spit: What a joke!



Yeah. Like there could be any doubt. I had to restrain myself. And now she's saying that this is really best for Nole because Federer would have just beaten him and poor thing is so very tired and deserves a rest. Ai! Too bad I started liking Djoko before I knew she did. It was so much better when she was a Nalby fan and Tangy was calling her names.

She used to be a Nalby (:inlove:) fan? :speakles: :( Thank God for Nole then. :worship:

elessar
11-27-2009, 11:20 PM
TMZ update :lol:
We're told the Florida Highway Patrol went to Tiger's house this afternoon to talk to him about the accident -- but they were turned away by his wife, who said he was sleeping. The FHP plans to try and talk to Woods again tomorrow.

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 11:22 PM
google mapping the o2 arena

elessar
11-27-2009, 11:23 PM
To MY in the tourney thread :eek::
Your obsession with other top guys losing is revolting. My honest opinion.

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 11:24 PM
Nadine getting brave, tackling the beast :eek:

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:25 PM
TMZ update :lol:

???sleeping??? :scared: :unsure: oh shit i hope he's ok

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:27 PM
She beat him into a coma :scared: :unsure:

Metis
11-27-2009, 11:29 PM
First she hit him, then he run scared like any coward Gilette spokesman would do, then he had the accident, then she got him out of the car to hit him some more :shrug:

They shot the tree!!

the "accident" was to give an explanation for having a bashed up face and keep the mother of his tiny baby from spending the night in jail. "scratches" in a car accident? bruises, cuts, gashes, but "scratches"? maybe the tree was a cactus... but we'll never know. cuz it was eliminated. with extreme prejudice :scared:

TMZ update :lol:


:rolls:

The gossip magazines and TV shows will have a riot with this story. :lol:

l_mac
11-27-2009, 11:31 PM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/cheaters.png

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:31 PM
mkay prolly they fought, she scratched up his face, he was like, laterz, then when he was trying to drive away she was jumping in front of his whip and he swerved and hit the hydrant, then he swerved and hit the tree, then she seized her chance and bashed up the vehicle and the neighbors called the fuzz

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 11:31 PM
what street do you live on in Greece Metis

star
11-27-2009, 11:32 PM
the quote you posted said "a few scratches" :shrug:

I read back and it said both. Actually cuts, lacerations and scratches. Since cuts are lacerations -- same thing.

As for reports of facial lacerations, the neighbor says it just looked like a few cuts.

i thought she was holding some kind of weird vacuum cleaner, shows what i know about housekeeping

I know!! I had to stare at it for a long time.


She used to be a Nalby (:inlove:) fan? :speakles: :( Thank God for Nole then. :worship:

She turned on him because he was "dating" her friend and treated her badly. sumpin

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:33 PM
how fuckin bizarre that this happens the day after all that shiz with mikey's "which one doesn't belong" picture

star
11-27-2009, 11:33 PM
what street do you live on in Greece Metis

You should download google earth. It's even better.

elessar
11-27-2009, 11:34 PM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/cheaters.png
Awesome, Linda.

star
11-27-2009, 11:35 PM
mkay prolly they fought, she scratched up his face, he was like, laterz, then when he was trying to drive away she was jumping in front of his whip and he swerved and hit the hydrant, then he swerved and hit the tree, then she seized her chance and bashed up the vehicle and the neighbors called the fuzz

:haha:

There you go! Excellent crime scene reconstruction.

You can go to work for TMZ.

Yeah. The police were there in 3 minutes of the accident.

elessar
11-27-2009, 11:36 PM
Gilette commercial on right now :lol:

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:36 PM
how fuckin bizarre that this happens the day after all that shiz with mikey's "which one doesn't belong" picture

Ther is cheating and there is........cheating :aplot:

star
11-27-2009, 11:36 PM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/cheaters.png

:haha:

If I had a siggy, that would be my siggy. :lol:

l_mac
11-27-2009, 11:37 PM
Awesome, Linda.

You can use it for your sig if you want :hug:

It is so bizarre that the three have fallen from grace at the same time :eek:

As a sports fan, I feel embarassed.

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:37 PM
Gillette must be thrilled :rolls:

Corey Feldman
11-27-2009, 11:38 PM
how fuckin bizarre that this happens the day after all that shiz with mikey's "which one doesn't belong" picturei forced Tiger into action

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:38 PM
You can use it for your sig if you want :hug:

It is so bizarre that the three have fallen from grace at the same time :eek:

As a sports fan, I feel embarassed.

Stop it, you're not a sport fan, only a fangirl :( I thought we have that sorted :rolleyes:

star
11-27-2009, 11:39 PM
I keep reading back and finding new things to giggle over. :lol: I can't quote them all.

:worship:

Here's the story -- sort of

http://www.sportsbybrooks.com/enquirer-tiger-cheating-on-wife-with-party-girl-27124

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:41 PM
gilette can make lemonade out of this, i'm sure.... "when you need to smooth things out, nothing beats a close shave..."

star
11-27-2009, 11:43 PM
Quote from Uchitel: “Although I’ve been romantically linked to a famous baseball player, a Broadway star, a musician, and various film and television actors, I will never kiss and tell!“

I'm having trouble editing here.

l_mac
11-27-2009, 11:43 PM
gilette can make lemonade out of this, i'm sure.... "when you need to smooth things out, nothing beats a close shave..."

:haha: :haha:

star
11-27-2009, 11:43 PM
gilette can make lemonade out of this, i'm sure.... "when you need to smooth things out, nothing beats a close shave..."


:rolls: :rolls: :rolls:

Metis
11-27-2009, 11:43 PM
http://img2.menstennisforums.com/500/cheaters.png

:lol:



mkay prolly they fought, she scratched up his face, he was like, laterz, then when he was trying to drive away she was jumping in front of his whip and he swerved and hit the hydrant, then he swerved and hit the tree, then she seized her chance and bashed up the vehicle and the neighbors called the fuzz

very nicely put :worship:


what street do you live on in Greece Metis

Like I would tell you :p


She turned on him because he was "dating" her friend and treated her badly. sumpin

:eek: more gossip :D

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:45 PM
A comment on that article I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose :haha: :haha: :o

Snoo Foo
11-27-2009, 11:48 PM
goddamn tiger woods is an eriet. for sure this woman is going to leak all kinds of stuff, uh, by which i mean information, cuz she is a fame whore, prolly trying to get her own reality show...

tiger tiger tiger, i can't believe i thought you were smart just cuz caddyshack's your favorite movie :rolleyes:

star
11-27-2009, 11:48 PM
:eek: more gossip :D

That's a consider the source tidbit. Even with my low opinion of Nalby, I don't state it as gospel. I mean wouldn't her friends be a bit old for Nalby to "date?"

star
11-27-2009, 11:49 PM
A comment on that article I bet she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose :haha: :haha: :o

:haha:

I didn't see that! Oh my god.

elessar
11-27-2009, 11:51 PM
WTF honestly how big a scumbag do you have to be to do something like that :o
Uchitel had been carrying on an affair for months with David Boreanaz, a star on the Fox TV show Bones. Boreanaz ’s wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant during the tryst, and he reportedly called Uchitel from the delivery room as Bergman was giving birth.

Metis
11-27-2009, 11:53 PM
gilette can make lemonade out of this, i'm sure.... "when you need to smooth things out, nothing beats a close shave..."

OMG :haha:



That's a consider the source tidbit. Even with my low opinion of Nalby, I don't state it as gospel. I mean wouldn't her friends be a bit old for Nalby to "date?"

:lol: I know. Well, I never give much credence to gossip anyway. :shrug:

elessar
11-27-2009, 11:53 PM
:lol:
Watch that fake smile phoney Tiger turn it into an endorsement.. ‘When I cheat, I use Trojan. You should too’

Metis
11-27-2009, 11:55 PM
So how did the Enquirer get tipped on the story? Probably through a connection with the mag’s sister publication, Star magazine. Star previously reported that Uchitel had been carrying on an affair for months with David Boreanaz, a star on the Fox TV show Bones. Boreanaz ’s wife Jaime Bergman was pregnant during the tryst, and he reportedly called Uchitel from the delivery room as Bergman was giving birth.


this reminded me of:


http://images.cheezburger.com/completestore/2009/10/19/129004155529594887.jpg

star
11-27-2009, 11:55 PM
goddamn tiger woods is an eriet. for sure this woman is going to leak all kinds of stuff, uh, by which i mean information, cuz she is a fame whore, prolly trying to get her own reality show...

tiger tiger tiger, i can't believe i thought you were smart just cuz caddyshack's your favorite movie :rolleyes:

Apparently you missed the part where she said she would "never kiss and tell." :p

The Enquirer story has her saying that it's true love with Tig.

acionescu
11-27-2009, 11:57 PM
*taking out Boreanz of my drooling list* :o :o

star
11-28-2009, 12:01 AM
I do feel sorry for Elin.

Metis
11-28-2009, 12:04 AM
Well, this has been exciting but I'm already way past my bedtime.


Night all :wavey:

elessar
11-28-2009, 12:04 AM
*taking out Boreanz of my drooling list* :o :o
I used to have a crush on him when he was playing in Buffy :rolls:

elessar
11-28-2009, 12:05 AM
night Metis :hug:

Snoo Foo
11-28-2009, 12:06 AM
on the bright side she's about to be a smokin hot single bazillionairess, unless that attempted murder thing bollixes up her alimony. hope she didn't skrimp on the lawyer for the prenup :unsure:

star
11-28-2009, 12:06 AM
Well, this has been exciting but I'm already way past my bedtime.


Night all :wavey:

Ciao! :kiss:

Another crime scene photo.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tiger_house_wm_ex.jpg

Snoo Foo
11-28-2009, 12:09 AM
:scratch: did they take away the hydrant too??? dude i know i shouldn't be lmfao about this but... i am

elessar
11-28-2009, 12:09 AM
I'm watching a show called "Help me my butt is flat" :yeah:
Who says you can't find good TV at 2 am

star
11-28-2009, 12:10 AM
Apparently they shot both the hydrant and the tree.


You can see a small barricade where the fire hydrant Tiger hit used to be. Remnants of debris can be seen scattered across the driveway -- possibly from when Tiger's wife smashed out the back window to help him.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0Y713LVMy

I know! it's ridiculous.

savesthedizzle
11-28-2009, 12:11 AM
I missed so much while I was at work today :mad:

star
11-28-2009, 12:13 AM
I missed so much while I was at work today :mad:

did business ever pick up? :hug:

You have to read back for all the Tiger stuff. There are some gems in there. :lol:

elessar
11-28-2009, 12:15 AM
"Now thanks to my new butt I feel like a woman again" :haha:

savesthedizzle
11-28-2009, 12:16 AM
did business ever pick up? :hug:

You have to read back for all the Tiger stuff. There are some gems in there. :lol:

I read back a few pages (and I have 40 posts per page) and :lol:

And no business sucked today :rolls: We are going to be nowhere near where we were projected to be :sad: but our store is in a strip mall and like.. with it getting dark so early, no one really walks around once it gets dark, so it's kind of expected :shrug:

We are kind of used to Black Friday being incredibly disappointing in my store.

star
11-28-2009, 12:19 AM
I read back a few pages (and I have 40 posts per page) and :lol:

And no business sucked today :rolls: We are going to be nowhere near where we were projected to be :sad: but our store is in a strip mall and like.. with it getting dark so early, no one really walks around once it gets dark, so it's kind of expected :shrug:

We are kind of used to Black Friday being incredibly disappointing in my store.

Oh, and Djoko. :sad: I'm kind of over it now but I was upset a bit.

savesthedizzle
11-28-2009, 12:21 AM
Oh, and Djoko. :sad: I'm kind of over it now but I was upset a bit.

Wait, what did Nole do? Or not do. I'm still catching up and this place is like one-stop shopping :lol:

star
11-28-2009, 12:26 AM
Well because he lost to Söd, it was in Sod's hands whether Djoko got into the semis and Söd apparently thought it would be better if Davy got in. So, with at 6-3 head to head with Davy, Söd lost in three sets. By winning one set, he assured that he would get to play DPo instead of Fed.

tennizen
11-28-2009, 12:28 AM
OMG you people have been crazy. Snoo you need to take some medication to calm you down:haha:

savesthedizzle
11-28-2009, 12:28 AM
Well because he lost to Söd, it was in Sod's hands whether Djoko got into the semis and Söd apparently thought it would be better if Davy got in. So, with at 6-3 head to head with Davy, Söd lost in three sets. By winning one set, he assured that he would get to play DPo instead of Fed.

Ah.

Well, I am quite glad Davy won in 3 because it won me my TT match :rolls:

Nole could have prevented this by not losing to Soderling :mad:

l_mac
11-28-2009, 12:30 AM
Ah.

Well, I am quite glad Davy won in 3 because it won me my TT match :rolls:


:worship:

I think I'll go to bed.

star
11-28-2009, 12:49 AM
OMG you people have been crazy. Snoo you need to take some medication to calm you down:haha:

Snoo needs to stand under the hydrant. She's on FIRE tonight. :lol:

Ah.

Well, I am quite glad Davy won in 3 because it won me my TT match :rolls:

Nole could have prevented this by not losing to Soderling :mad:

So very true. And now that I know about TT, that dispels any sadness I might have had for Nole. :silly:

tennizen
11-28-2009, 12:52 AM
Snoo needs to stand under the fire hydrant. She's on FIRE tonight. :lol:

She seems to have calmed down now. Maybe her pussy gave her a shot of valium.

So very true. And now that I know about TT, that dispels any sadness I might have had for Nole. :silly:


TT is the answer to all of world's problems. You should know that by now.

star
11-28-2009, 12:52 AM
Oh my god. they had a news chopper on the story.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/11/1127_tiger_wesh_vid.jpg

star
11-28-2009, 12:54 AM
She seems to have calmed down now. Maybe her pussy gave her a shot of valium.



TT is the answer to all of world's problems. You should know that by now.

I hope it gets to global warming soon.

The town is packed because the ski resorts don't have snow. yuck.

Bibberz
11-28-2009, 08:36 AM
Why, Tiger, why??!?!?! You had everything!

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/tiger-woods-family_600x400.jpg

:crying2::crying2::crying2:

BD's 25,000 he gave me lasted about 4 hours :o

:rolleyes:

Here's the ho.

:rolleyes: Like you wouldn't make sexy time with Tiger Woods if you had the chance. Um, hell yeah you would. Snoo would too. Adam definitely would. I would, although I'd make him work a little for it at first. JM would if he got lonely enough or if he thought Tiger might give him Rogelina's new cell phone number.

She does look hella pre-op in that picture, though. That needed to be said.

I do feel sorry for Elin.

I don't. She's still youngish, hot, and ridiculously wealthy. Besides, what did she expect? All GOATish athletes cheat in some way. :shrug: Tiger cheated on his wife. Wayne Gretzky gambled (through his wife). Michal Jordan cheated on his wife and gambled. Pete Rose cheated on his wives, gambled, and popularized the worst haircut of the 20th century (i.e. crime against fashion):

http://siliconangle.net/ver2/travisrodgersnow/files/2009/11/pete-rose2-215x300.jpg

Kobe Bryant cheated on his wife when he ***** and pillaged his way through Colorado. Rogelina cheated Rafa out of a chance to celebrate his 2009 AO victory during the trophy presentation:

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/2009+Australian+Open+Day+14+10hx9vdzSbLl.jpg

You can't even tell who won the damn tournament. Laver looks the happiest of the three. Maybe it was him. :shrug: History may altogether overlook this year's AO.

Or will it?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1tN61FDr03c/SYaJ5cebDnI/AAAAAAAAAl0/YK7YQ4Xcioc/s400/federer+crying+in+Australian+open+final.jpg

Never forget. :rocker2:

Action Jackson
11-28-2009, 08:46 AM
BD, I mean as for the Tiger, well he left the Mercedes to drive the Lada.

Then again maybe he wanted to putt some different holes.

Bibberz
11-28-2009, 08:59 AM
BD, I mean as for the Tiger, well he left the Mercedes to drive the Lada.

Then again maybe he wanted to putt some different holes.

There's no doubt that Elin is way hawter than Richard (or whatever that chick's name is). Tiger made the dumbest choice possible--he chose a fame-hungry chick who he couldn't even see that regularly.

Tiger should have put some thought into how and with whom he would cheat. He could have gone the JFK route and just gotten random and anonymous tail OR he could have gone the FDR route and just carried on with his secretary/assistant for like 20 years. Both would have been better options.

I would be more surprised to see Sampras cheat on his wife like this. He's even more private than Woods, and, bless Pete's heart, he just doesn't have the mental dexterity to participate in a liaison that involved secret trysts, sexting, meeting in different countries, etc. Well, Pete could probably handle the sexting; I'll give him that.

dal
11-28-2009, 09:08 AM
Right. I didn't think it was. The tom cat that bit me wasn't mine either. Did you have to go to the doctor?

Yeah. That's when I went to the doctor and got a penicillin shot and found out I was allergic to penicillin. Good times. :lol:

no i think i didn't have to..:scratch::D my memory kinda sucks and i only remember the bad things that happened in my childhood :tape: :lol:


:lol: at this thread... i don't usually read back.. but i'm glad i did :haha:

Action Jackson
11-28-2009, 09:09 AM
Can't fault that BD, as for Sampras, nothing is too surprising these days.

acionescu
11-28-2009, 09:55 AM
Andre's mullet was a wig, nothing is gonna surprise me anymore in this life :sobbing:

Except maybe Roger saying about Murray "he won because he was better than me" :eek: without saying afterwards "but I was sick, you know" :awww:

Saumon
11-28-2009, 10:07 AM
I just read back. :haha:

Tiger :worship:
When I said he would be the next to cheat the other night, I didn't expect it to turn out to be so loltastic. :rolls:

anon57
11-28-2009, 10:28 AM
:spit::haha:Just finished reading back the last couple of pages, :rolls:the Tiger stories

Betty
11-28-2009, 11:07 AM
dont know why but Elton remind me Jm here
V08iMzB0-jA&feature=channel

acionescu
11-28-2009, 11:54 AM
The best news of the week-end Ski Jumping has started :banana:

And Jahne :inlove: :hearts: is back, how I missed him :sobbing:

Betty
11-28-2009, 11:56 AM
the best new will be if inter and higgy will win:p

acionescu
11-28-2009, 11:57 AM
And the really shocking news will be if when Ronnie will win :eek: :o :help:

Betty
11-28-2009, 12:03 PM
2>>>>>>>>>0

or not was


0>>>>>>>>>2

;)

JolánGagó
11-28-2009, 12:20 PM
Why, Tiger, why??!?!?! You had everything!

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/tiger-woods-family_600x400.jpg

that pic oozes fakery.

star
11-28-2009, 12:29 PM
that pic oozes fakery.

You think they rubbed peanut butter on them for the dogs? :awww:

ESPN is turning itself into knots about what will happen to golf if Tiger can't play. wow. I never thought golf was ao dependent on one person. And there's a story about what will happen to his endorsements. :lol: I don't think it's that dire. Anyway, all they have to do is hire Snoo. She'll show them the way out of it. :rocker2:

star
11-28-2009, 12:45 PM
Why, Tiger, why??!?!?! You had everything!

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/tiger-woods-family_600x400.jpg

:crying2::crying2::crying2:



:rolleyes:



:rolleyes: Like you wouldn't make sexy time with Tiger Woods if you had the chance. Um, hell yeah you would. Snoo would too. Adam definitely would. I would, although I'd make him work a little for it at first. JM would if he got lonely enough or if he thought Tiger might give him Rogelina's new cell phone number.

She does look hella pre-op in that picture, though. That needed to be said.



I don't. She's still youngish, hot, and ridiculously wealthy. Besides, what did she expect? All GOATish athletes cheat in some way. :shrug: Tiger cheated on his wife. Wayne Gretzky gambled (through his wife). Michal Jordan cheated on his wife and gambled. Pete Rose cheated on his wives, gambled, and popularized the worst haircut of the 20th century (i.e. crime against fashion):

http://siliconangle.net/ver2/travisrodgersnow/files/2009/11/pete-rose2-215x300.jpg

Kobe Bryant cheated on his wife when he ***** and pillaged his way through Colorado. Rogelina cheated Rafa out of a chance to celebrate his 2009 AO victory during the trophy presentation:

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/2009+Australian+Open+Day+14+10hx9vdzSbLl.jpg

You can't even tell who won the damn tournament. Laver looks the happiest of the three. Maybe it was him. :shrug: History may altogether overlook this year's AO.

Or will it?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1tN61FDr03c/SYaJ5cebDnI/AAAAAAAAAl0/YK7YQ4Xcioc/s400/federer+crying+in+Australian+open+final.jpg

Never forget. :rocker2:

Beautiful segue into the main point of all of this.

(Laver :lol:)

star
11-28-2009, 01:17 PM
So it turns out that Mikey and Snoo were right all along. :lol:


Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

We're also told Woods had said during the conversation Friday he had been taking prescription pain medication for an injury, which could explain why he seemed somewhat out of it at the scene.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0YAD2ZlPU

dal
11-28-2009, 01:20 PM
:haha: :haha:

Minn
11-28-2009, 01:21 PM
Why, Tiger, why??!?!?! You had everything!

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/tiger-woods-family_600x400.jpg The dogs - :inlove: I don't care if Tiger and his little girl have peanut butter on their faces or not.

So it turns out that Mikey and Snoo were right all along. :lol: What an idiot Tiger is. But how good are we! :worship:

Match is starting. :)

dal
11-28-2009, 01:28 PM
where are the fixertards today??? :scratch:

Metis
11-28-2009, 01:29 PM
What a joke! FixerGOAT beating one of his favorite turkeys who in addition played a 3 set match last night while he was relaxing on his day off.

That's how Roger likes to win his big titles these days. :yeah: :lol:

dal
11-28-2009, 01:30 PM
Agreed. :haha:

anon57
11-28-2009, 01:31 PM
Nope, it'll be revenge of the turkeys with Roger losing to Davydenko:ras:

dal
11-28-2009, 01:32 PM
the ace machine :rocker2:

Cloudygirl
11-28-2009, 01:33 PM
Nope, it'll be revenge of the turkeys with Roger losing to Davydenko:ras:

Kolya will be out for revenge because Federer out fixed him ;)

dal
11-28-2009, 01:35 PM
give the break early :rocker2:

l_mac
11-28-2009, 01:37 PM
Nope, it'll be revenge of the turkeys with Roger losing to Davydenko:ras:

Don't start with us Kim :mad:

Metis
11-28-2009, 01:37 PM
Nope, it'll be revenge of the turkeys with Roger losing to Davydenko:ras:

Is there an official Federer forum rule that you all have to fulfill a specific anti-jinx quota? :lol:

dal
11-28-2009, 01:38 PM
keep the streak of UFE alive now :rocker2:

Betty
11-28-2009, 01:39 PM
will finish soon:zzz:

dal
11-28-2009, 01:41 PM
8 UFE in 2 games from his GOATness :rocker2:

l_mac
11-28-2009, 01:41 PM
Claire staying in the Fed forum again :tears:

Metis
11-28-2009, 01:42 PM
Just caught up with the thread.

That Woods story just keeps giving. :worship:



I'm watching a show called "Help me my butt is flat" :yeah:
Who says you can't find good TV at 2 am
"Now thanks to my new butt I feel like a woman again" :haha:

:spit: I'm sure there were tears and moving scenes accompanied by dramatic music involved.



Apparently they shot both the hydrant and the tree.

I know! it's ridiculous.

Getting rid of the evidence. :lol:



:rolleyes: Like you wouldn't make sexy time with Tiger Woods if you had the chance. Um, hell yeah you would. Snoo would too. Adam definitely would. I would, although I'd make him work a little for it at first. JM would if he got lonely enough or if he thought Tiger might give him Rogelina's new cell phone number.

:rolls: :rolls: :rolls:




I don't. She's still youngish, hot, and ridiculously wealthy. Besides, what did she expect? All GOATish athletes cheat in some way. :shrug: Tiger cheated on his wife. Wayne Gretzky gambled (through his wife). Michal Jordan cheated on his wife and gambled. Pete Rose cheated on his wives, gambled, and popularized the worst haircut of the 20th century (i.e. crime against fashion):

http://siliconangle.net/ver2/travisrodgersnow/files/2009/11/pete-rose2-215x300.jpg

Kobe Bryant cheated on his wife when he ***** and pillaged his way through Colorado. Rogelina cheated Rafa out of a chance to celebrate his 2009 AO victory during the trophy presentation:

http://www3.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/2009+Australian+Open+Day+14+10hx9vdzSbLl.jpg

You can't even tell who won the damn tournament. Laver looks the happiest of the three. Maybe it was him. :shrug: History may altogether overlook this year's AO.

Or will it?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_1tN61FDr03c/SYaJ5cebDnI/AAAAAAAAAl0/YK7YQ4Xcioc/s400/federer+crying+in+Australian+open+final.jpg

Never forget. :rocker2:


The way you managed to include the AO trophy photos is truly masterful :worship:

Betty
11-28-2009, 01:43 PM
Claire staying in the Fed forum again :tears:

and jm in the garden :sad:

and Mike in Glasgow:p

i txt him the final score in this way denko won 36 76 75 can sound realistic?:devil:

dal
11-28-2009, 01:43 PM
it's sad that they only overpopulate this thread during rafa's matches :bigcry:.. we want them here more often :lol:

l_mac
11-28-2009, 01:46 PM
They'll pop up when Fed is 2 breaks up in the final set.

dal
11-28-2009, 01:47 PM
anyone else thinks davy look really tired today??? he isn't moving well :bigcry: organizers grrrr:mad:

anon57
11-28-2009, 01:48 PM
and jm in the garden :sad:

and Mike in Glasgow:p

i txt him the final score in this way denko won 36 76 75 can sound realistic?:devil::devil:Betty:lol:
:oAwesome start so far Roger:help:

Metis
11-28-2009, 01:48 PM
it's sad that they only overpopulate this thread during rafa's matches :bigcry:.. we want them here more often :lol:

They'll be here to gloat later on and to :bigcry: about their fears of Roger getting pwned in the final by Soderling. :lol:

They will also make sure to include in their posts thinly veiled sarcastic comments about Rafa's latest beatdowns. :)

l_mac
11-28-2009, 01:48 PM
Nadal-esque start from Federror.

It's so cold :tears:

Betty
11-28-2009, 01:51 PM
ls stops to work:eek:
please one who works????

dal
11-28-2009, 01:51 PM
They'll be here to gloat later on and to :bigcry: about their fears of Roger getting pwned in the final by Soderling. :lol:

They will also make sure to include in their posts thinly veiled sarcastic comments about Rafa's latest beatdowns. :)


i don't really care about the gloating but the part i put in bold is what i really dislike :o:mad:

Minn
11-28-2009, 01:51 PM
and jm in the garden :sad:

and Mike in Glasgow:p

i txt him the final score in this way denko won 36 76 75 can sound realistic?:devil::lol:

Is this the beginning of Fed's comeback?

Betty, try this:

http://www.freedocast.com/forms/PopOut.aspx?sc=530C428A31CE2139109B

Edit: I guess that won't work. Go to the site Hema gave us earlier in the week:

livescorehunter.com

Some from there should work.

Betty
11-28-2009, 01:53 PM
i don't really care about the gloating but the part i put in bold is what i really dislike :o:mad:

dont say it or they will never finish:o

Betty
11-28-2009, 01:53 PM
:lol:

Is this the beginning of Fed's comeback?

Betty, try this:

http://www.freedocast.com/forms/PopOut.aspx?sc=530C428A31CE2139109B

dont works:sad:thk anyway

Minn
11-28-2009, 01:54 PM
dont works:sad:thk anyway I just edited my post. Look back.

Metis
11-28-2009, 01:55 PM
Nid

l_mac
11-28-2009, 01:57 PM
Fed's b/h really is fucking shit.

Betty
11-28-2009, 01:59 PM
:speakles:

damn doesnt work mel:sad: im watching live score what happening after the first 2 games:speakles:

edit works

Cloudygirl
11-28-2009, 02:00 PM
bbc tards are making excuses for Federer now. He looks like the children kept him awake last night :rolleyes::rolleyes:

dal
11-28-2009, 02:01 PM
and the comeback begins:rocker2:

acionescu
11-28-2009, 02:01 PM
:eek: :rolls:

l_mac
11-28-2009, 02:01 PM
bbc tards are making excuses for Federerer now. He looks like the children kept him awake last night :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Tim Henman is a disgrace.

dal
11-28-2009, 02:02 PM
bbc tards are making excuses for Federer now. He looks like the children kept him awake last night :rolleyes::rolleyes:

didn;t he say that he sleeps like a baby while mirka takes care of the kids??? :scratch::angel::worship:

Snoo Foo
11-28-2009, 02:03 PM
:rolleyes: Like you wouldn't make sexy time with Tiger Woods if you had the chance. Um, hell yeah you would. Snoo would too.

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc179/SnooFoo828/emoticon/Invision-Board-France-115.gif just cuz i agree that timmygoat is superadorable doesn't mean i share your taste in gyes. maybe if he gave me a golfbag full of krugerrands first. and some rohypnol.

You think they rubbed peanut butter on them for the dogs? :awww:

:lol:

So it turns out that Mikey and Snoo were right all along. :lol:

as we say in my country, DUH

domestic violence is never funny

but catastrophically failed cover-ups (http://deadspin.com/5414139/tiger-woods-accident-story-just-gets-more-preposterous-by-the-hour) sometimes are

So according to the fine, upstanding, Windermere police department, Tiger's wife, Elin, heard the crash outside their mansion and had the wherewithal to wisely grab a golf club before she ran out the door just in case she happened upon an emergency situation. (In Sweden, golf clubs are the Jaws of Life.) Luckily she did — because who knows what would have happened to Tiger had she not acted so quickly. Remember — he ran over a fire hydrant. Although plenty of wacky slapstick family movies use this as a cheap visual gag when they run out of other ways to emphasize a character's bad luck, this is a dire situation in real life. He could have sat there all night, with serious-not-serious facial lacerations and possibly drowned. That's why she smashed the back window of the SUV — the gallons of water violently gushing into the vehicle could have killed him instantly had she gone through the front windshield or tried to, you know, get Tiger to unlock the driver's side door. She needed to climb through the back, grab her 200lb. husband by the collar and drag him to safety. Time was of the essence.

Betty
11-28-2009, 02:03 PM
didn;t he say that he sleeps like a baby while mirka takes care of the kids??? :scratch::angel::worship:

:worship::worship:

Betty
11-28-2009, 02:05 PM
i started t owatch and fed starts to play well again:o

Cloudygirl
11-28-2009, 02:06 PM
Tim Henman is a disgrace.

Andrew Castle is even worse. At least Henman has the excuse that he is friends with Federer.

He's called him the greatest man to play the game about 12 times already. :rolleyes:

l_mac
11-28-2009, 02:07 PM
as we say in my country, DUH

domestic violence is never funny

but catastrophically failed cover-ups (http://deadspin.com/5414139/tiger-woods-accident-story-just-gets-more-preposterous-by-the-hour) sometimes are

:haha: :haha:

dal
11-28-2009, 02:08 PM
amazing pass :worship:

and what a run :worship::worship:

l_mac
11-28-2009, 02:08 PM
Andrew Castle is even worse. At least Henman has the excuse that he is friends with Federer.

He's called him the greatest man to play the game about 12 times already. :rolleyes:

I love Andrew Castle :awww:

Metis
11-28-2009, 02:10 PM
bbc tards are making excuses for Federer now. He looks like the children kept him awake last night :rolleyes::rolleyes:

Yes I'm sure Mirka makes him get up and feed them in the middle of the night before the SF. :lol:

Cloudygirl
11-28-2009, 02:16 PM
I love Andrew Castle :awww:

:eek::unsure: How can you love someone that keeps calling Rogi, the great man.

acionescu
11-28-2009, 02:17 PM
Stop watching, Bett :(

dal
11-28-2009, 02:18 PM
is he hot linda?? :scratch:

Betty
11-28-2009, 02:19 PM
yes metis im sure she wakes up as me for the first 2 years of francy 6/8 time for night...look her face she looks destroy:sad:

l_mac
11-28-2009, 02:22 PM
:eek::unsure: How can you love someone that keeps calling Rogi, the great man.

He loves Rafa too. ALso I find him cheesy fantastic.

I HATE Henman as a commentator.
is he hot linda?? :scratch:

Uh ... he is embarassing dad at a wedding/catalogue man.

Cloudygirl
11-28-2009, 02:22 PM
they are now having a serious discussion about him being up with the kids all night.

l_mac
11-28-2009, 02:24 PM
OMG that flag! :haha:

SCottish flag with THANKS FED written on it.

Betty
11-28-2009, 02:26 PM
OMG that flag! :haha:

SCottish flag with THANKS FED written on it.

:lol:damn i miss it

dal
11-28-2009, 02:26 PM
my idols :rocker2:

Cloudygirl
11-28-2009, 02:27 PM
OMG that flag! :haha:

SCottish flag with THANKS FED written on it.

brilliant

Metis
11-28-2009, 02:28 PM
I love Andrew Castle's voice :inlove:

acionescu
11-28-2009, 02:31 PM
Fed will win the 2nd set in the TB and steamroll in the 3rd :zzz: I saw this movie a gazillion times, it's just like a bad policier :yawn:

anon57
11-28-2009, 02:31 PM
Netcord really not on Roger's side today

dal
11-28-2009, 02:34 PM
amazing gets by davy in this game :love:.. the GOAT will be annoyed and will kill him now :worship:

acionescu
11-28-2009, 02:38 PM
Netcord really not on Roger's side today

Wants to redeem itself after all the bad luck he brought Rafito :(

acionescu
11-28-2009, 02:39 PM
OTOH, Fed will not need to go to a TB, he'll break right here :worship:

dal
11-28-2009, 02:42 PM
6-1 now :rocker2: and let the gloating begin:rolleyes:

Cloudygirl
11-28-2009, 02:43 PM
Andrew Castle needs gagging. They haven't given Kolya any credit for his performance at all.

l_mac
11-28-2009, 02:43 PM
NID, Chokerdenko, Luckerer etc etc etc.

Metis
11-28-2009, 02:44 PM
Davy :bigwave:


He was desperately screaming trying to get those shots in that game; he'll be competely knackered in the 3rd.

Metis
11-28-2009, 02:46 PM
Federer serving first too. I predict 6-1 or 6-2 in 20 minutes.


All he needs now is a long 3-setter between Soderling and Del Potro. :yeah:

Snoo Foo
11-28-2009, 02:48 PM
jesus fucking christ tennis channel is still at 4-5

dal
11-28-2009, 02:48 PM
the 2nd match will end in a score of 6/7 7/6 7/6 in 3-4 hrs :rocker2:

dal
11-28-2009, 02:50 PM
drop the next 5 games davy :rocker2:

acionescu
11-28-2009, 02:52 PM
NIFD

Metis
11-28-2009, 02:53 PM
At least he won a set :hug:

Metis
11-28-2009, 02:56 PM
ATP website: "Stunning opening set from Davydenko"

Yes they all do that and then opt for FAIL. :yeah:

Cloudygirl
11-28-2009, 02:59 PM
According to Andrew Castle, Federer has just been crowned year end number 1 for the 5th year in a row. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Snoo Foo
11-28-2009, 03:02 PM
kolya looks like meryl streep minus 40 pounds.

acionescu
11-28-2009, 03:02 PM
According to Andrew Castle, Federer has just been crowned year end number 1 for the 5th year in a row. :rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

maybe for him Fed won Wimbledon for 6 years in a row, too :hug:


Metis, you should make a FAIL photo with all these mugs and their H2H's against Roger :rolleyes:

acionescu
11-28-2009, 03:03 PM
kolya looks like meryl streep minus 40 pounds.

Kolya looks like a 20 pounds slimmer zombie :shrug:

Betty
11-28-2009, 03:06 PM
hahah have u seen the fed's mom said something to mirka and she answered with a formal smile and the tipical expression of a daughter in lasw vs her mom ins law :haha:

Metis
11-28-2009, 03:06 PM
fatigue :awww:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9366641&postcount=3565

:haha:



kolya looks like meryl streep minus 40 pounds.

:lol:


Metis, you should make a FAIL photo with all these mugs and their H2H's against Roger :rolleyes:

:lol: Good idea! Maybe after the final. :D

acionescu
11-28-2009, 03:08 PM
So in AO final, FED was the tired one? :haha: :haha:

dal
11-28-2009, 03:11 PM
fatigue :awww:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9366641&postcount=3565

:haha:

and won 2 this year coz the source of fatigue wasn;t there???:confused::rolleyes::o


the break will come now :rocker2:

Metis
11-28-2009, 03:11 PM
FixerGOAT will make his move now.

Metis
11-28-2009, 03:11 PM
or better yet lady luck will do it for him

l_mac
11-28-2009, 03:12 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

dal
11-28-2009, 03:12 PM
So in AO final, FED was the tired one? :haha: :haha:

coz rafa's matches are dominated by long pauses between serves...:rolleyes: u didn't know??? :lol:

Metis
11-28-2009, 03:12 PM
Un-fucking-real :rolls:

Metis
11-28-2009, 03:15 PM
great hold for Davy after the first 2 insane points

Betty
11-28-2009, 03:17 PM
yes in the end is not a bad match

star
11-28-2009, 03:17 PM
great hold for Davy after the first 2 insane points

I thought he was a goner. :p

Betty
11-28-2009, 03:20 PM
:speakles:* 65 denko

Cloudygirl
11-28-2009, 03:20 PM
And he is serving for the match. Come on!!!!!

Metis
11-28-2009, 03:20 PM
I thought he was a goner. :p

me too :lol:



and now he breaks :eek: choke coming up...

MariaV
11-28-2009, 03:21 PM
Davy vs Söderling WTF final! A dream final for everybody :worship: :bowdown: :D

Betty
11-28-2009, 03:21 PM
yes maria,sure i never waited this score vs fed from denko

l_mac
11-28-2009, 03:21 PM
Tiebreak.

dal
11-28-2009, 03:22 PM
i actually put some vcash on davy and sod :lol:

Snoo Foo
11-28-2009, 03:22 PM
:armed: вамос коля :armed:

star
11-28-2009, 03:22 PM
Söd's choice looking good rt now.

MariaV
11-28-2009, 03:22 PM
Btw has Snoo been here?
I've wanted to ask her how she likes Irina's violet/lilac (or whatever it's called) nail polish?

star
11-28-2009, 03:23 PM
Davy could be getting crispé

l_mac
11-28-2009, 03:23 PM
Almagro-esque.

elessar
11-28-2009, 03:24 PM
Bad Gambler just isn't human :sad:

MariaV
11-28-2009, 03:25 PM
Bad Gambler just isn't human :sad:

You're right about that. :o There's now way he's human.