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What the hell is going on with my testicles?

out_here_grindin
10-16-2009, 02:27 PM
I wake up this morning to find that my left testicle is swollen and somewhat red. It has shriveled up while and it hurts very much when I touch it the right one is completely normal. I am scared. What the hell is this? I need some expert MTF analysis before I go to the doctor.

Johnny Groove
10-16-2009, 02:31 PM
Uh-oh.

What did you do last night?

out_here_grindin
10-16-2009, 02:33 PM
Uh-oh.

What did you do last night?

nothing at all. This is coming out of nowhere. Haven't done in about 3 weeks.

scarecrows
10-16-2009, 02:34 PM
go to the doctor
we cant judge just by description
or post a pic of your testicle here

could be an infection
do you remember any kind of trauma recently? like someone grabbing you from the crotch?

Johnny Groove
10-16-2009, 02:36 PM
Or getting kicked in the sack?

out_here_grindin
10-16-2009, 02:38 PM
Got hit with a tennis ball a few days ago but it wasn't very bad.

I'm gonna give it a few hours to see what happens then go to doctor

I'm most concerned with a parasite or some shit like that. Parasites scare me to death.

Snoo Foo
10-16-2009, 02:39 PM
maybe a dog bit you. could be rabies of the nuts.

Ivanatis
10-16-2009, 03:25 PM
or post a pic of your testicle here


yeah right, it's only a matter of time and somebody will:o

stop those threads, nobody wants to know, nobody will cure you

Har-Tru
10-16-2009, 03:39 PM
Do what you should have done in the first place: go to the doctor.

Also, why is it that these medical advice threads always have to do with arseholes and balls?

JolánGagó
10-16-2009, 03:48 PM
Also, why is it that these medical advice threads always have to do with arseholes and balls?

people naively expect to find some solution here before going through the indignity of letting a hairy old man toy with their private parts :shrug: no one cares about showing an ankle to the doc, an arsehole is a serious thing.

tangerine_dream
10-16-2009, 03:51 PM
Please post a picture so we can diagnose. http://i42.tinypic.com/2gxkwzr.jpg

Har-Tru
10-16-2009, 03:53 PM
people naively expect to find some solution here before going through the indignity of letting a hairy old man toy with their private parts :shrug: no one cares about showing an ankle to the doc, an arsehole is a serious thing.

That's some immature behaviour...

Aaric
10-16-2009, 03:56 PM
OMG :spit:
Go to a doctor right now, you cannot wait and see what happens, it may be something serious
Hope you to recover :wavey:

JolánGagó
10-16-2009, 04:04 PM
That's some immature behaviour...

Since when is MTF a beacon of maturity...

yeah, agree with Tangy, pic or didn't happen :rolleyes:

buddyholly
10-16-2009, 04:05 PM
Cut it off and then cut off the other one as a preventive measure.

Then stop wasting space on MTF.

GlennMirnyi
10-16-2009, 04:55 PM
You may have epididymitis. :p

Once I felt a pain in the area and thought it might be that, but it was just a groin muscle injury. It wasn't red or swollen, though.

out_here_grindin
10-16-2009, 05:57 PM
That's some immature behaviour...

O come on, its not like I'm taking what everyone says in this thread as solid fact. Just wondering if anyone has had anything similiar that may have an idea. Plus its not like this is the only place I will ask anyone.

and yes I have a doctor's appointment in 1 hour.

Har-Tru
10-16-2009, 06:17 PM
O come on, its not like I'm taking what everyone says in this thread as solid fact. Just wondering if anyone has had anything similiar that may have an idea. Plus its not like this is the only place I will ask anyone.

and yes I have a doctor's appointment in 1 hour.

I wasn't accusing you directly.

Good luck at the doctor, doesn't look like anything serious anyway.

GlennMirnyi
10-16-2009, 06:38 PM
Good luck at the doctor, mate.

Sapeod
10-16-2009, 09:15 PM
Sounds sore :tape: Hope everything goes well at the doctor, mate.

Arkulari
10-16-2009, 10:22 PM
male solidarity, you can bitch at everyone at any given time but pain in the balls or dick and you're all buddies :lol:

habibko
10-17-2009, 02:13 AM
sounds like Varicocele to me, the left side and the shrinking matches up, also it's quite common in the younger age, get it fixed real soon since it's a common cause of infertility, especially when it affects both sides.

to diagnose it further, does it look like a bag of worms? can you see visible enlarged veins?

hope this helps :bigwave:

Snoo Foo
10-17-2009, 02:21 AM
does it look like a bag of worms?

if the answer is yes, please, please post a pic http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc179/SnooFoo828/emoticon/icon_pray.gif

swisht4u
10-17-2009, 02:28 AM
You got any spiders around?

out_here_grindin
10-17-2009, 03:00 AM
You got any spiders around?

Bingo

Doc said that a bug probably a spider bit so deep that it may have actually touched the testicle.:tape: After some very painful feeling around he deduced that it was not worse than that. He said that it could cause it to shrivel. It has gotten less swollen recently and he gave me some cream to use.

Now I will be to scared to sleep. I did a thorough check of my bed sheets today and washed them several times.

GlennMirnyi
10-17-2009, 03:04 AM
Do you live in the jungle or something? :o

gulzhan
10-17-2009, 05:00 AM
Now I will be to scared to sleep. I did a thorough check of my bed sheets today and washed them several times.

:hug:

Har-Tru
10-17-2009, 09:05 AM
That's one bad bad spider.

But glad it's nothing. :yeah:

Henry Chinaski
10-17-2009, 12:49 PM
I've always been quite fond of spiders. might have to reevaluate after this.

my feelings are with your nut bro. I hope he pulls through

LoveFifteen
10-17-2009, 01:17 PM
Thank God it wasn't a brown recluse that bit your testicle. It would have started rotting the flesh! :help:

Nan Cu
10-20-2009, 10:59 PM
Hydrocele Epididymitis.

I've had this, or I suffer from it. Went to the ER twice -- they did nothing 'cept recommend I see a urologist...um, never got around to it.

Suddenly one morning at 14, I woke up in extreme pain. I started playing tennis at 19. Hit me like a train at 21 - first ER visit. These days it comes with puking and stomach ache.

Whenever the weather is too cold, or my undies are too tight - I wear briefs. Always have painkillers at hand, and keep the area warm & loose. Don't sleep naked, or with tight underwear to bed.

ShotmaKer
10-21-2009, 09:40 AM
Good to hear everyting's fine with you dude :)

Burrow
10-21-2009, 07:20 PM
'pics or it didn't happen'

or not actually :scared: