Welcome aboard naughty "Mimi"

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07-18-2002, 05:10 AM
HEY you naughty Mimi, where are you girl?, i am waiting for you for to keep arguing about your 300 pounds and your age (87 years)
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

07-18-2002, 05:37 AM
Welcome Mimi :) :)

07-18-2002, 05:57 AM
i guess this mimi is taking her lunch, adding some punds to her figure :rolleyes:
maybe i'll chat with her tomorrow, here is a bit late. you are in Miami , no daniel? there is even later;)

07-18-2002, 06:43 AM
thanks fatty uncle mummy luis but you must be nuts, i am not 300 pounds, not even reach half of it , you are referring toyourself right :p

Chloe le Bopper
07-18-2002, 06:45 AM
OMG Fat Dar :eek :eek:

07-18-2002, 06:52 AM
welcome aboard plumpie, i will reply you properly tomorrow. now is too late here, (2 am) and i need to rest.
so during my absence don't gain more kilos please, already is really hard to transport you, from your house to your job.
see ya naughty mimi:D

07-18-2002, 12:35 PM
thanks Daniel and Rebecca :)

mais je ne sais pas si mon petit babe me veut parler encore :o:(

07-18-2002, 12:39 PM
Et qui est ton petit babe?

07-18-2002, 12:45 PM
Salut mimi :wavey:

07-18-2002, 01:49 PM
Salut Angela :wavey:

07-19-2002, 05:48 AM
where are you plump mimi?:confused: surely eating your lunch and earning extra pounds to fill your full figured body:mad:

07-19-2002, 06:45 AM
thanks people :)
no need to pay attention to this jorge, he is crazy, he is fat and so he is jealous of my 34:26:35 figure :p

07-19-2002, 08:31 PM
are you talking about feet, right?:rolleyes:

07-20-2002, 03:38 AM
feet:rolleyes: 34 inches feet, it gonna break the world record right :p jealous old uncle :p go and eat your big mac+grilled chicken+dolly milk and leave me alone, i gonna do exercises to perfect my 34:26:35 inches figure :D

07-29-2002, 03:08 AM
hi Plumpie Mimi, how are you today?? eating a lot, as is usual on you?:D

07-29-2002, 08:49 AM
hola uncle fatty old Jorge :D. As usual, I am going exercises, 10 minutes of hola opps, 5 minutes of jump rope .... to perfect my figure, unlike you sitting all day and eat, i know why you didn't post these days, your beloved FP told me that you were stuck in the toilet coz you are too fat so can't post :D:D:D

at last tyson helped to take you out from the toilet otherwise you are going to live and eat in toilet forever :D:D

07-29-2002, 08:52 AM
oh, i didn't know mimi had her own thread! :D

07-29-2002, 08:53 AM
hello harry :D.

tell you, this Jorge is a bad man, he is jealous of my slim figure and while he is a fat man of 400 pounds, so he never stops to tell lies and said that i am a fat girl but of coruse i am not :D

07-29-2002, 08:56 AM
haha mimi. so tell me the secret of eating junk food without getting fat! ;) and u still want to give some of ur fat away to cecilia cheung! :D

07-29-2002, 09:00 AM
ai yar, you bad harry, we both from HK, you believe me or this bad Jorge :fiery: , just joking :D.

well i am a bit fat :o but however not 400 pounds :(:(, but i tell you, this Jorge is really 400 pounds :D:D

he cannot leave his house with the help of his powerful body guard tyson :D:D

07-29-2002, 09:04 AM
well it's very hard to decide...

i'll believe Jorge. j/k :D

mimi, u r really not 400 pounds? r u sure? :D but u sit so much at the office. u will get big ass! how do u get to office? :D j/k

07-29-2002, 09:08 AM
hahaha, you are as funny as heaven :D

i am always joking but i gonna tell you one truth, this Jorge is really 400 pounds, he once sent me his "handsome fat" photo :D

hey i tell you, i stand up and type these posts so i have slim butt :D

07-29-2002, 09:10 AM
mimi, heaven is not funny! :D

u have slim butt? but what about all the chocolate u eat when u r slacking as usual? u stand up to type? then every1 will see that ur slacking! :D

07-29-2002, 09:16 AM
hey, i haven't eaten chocolate for one week, a recent great record :D:D

yes i always stand up and post, actually my boss finds me terrific for being able to stand up and type so she hires me :D

07-29-2002, 09:18 AM
wow, then i must learn to stand up and post too so later i can find a job! :D u have not eaten chocolate for one week? then u must have eaten other fat food. :D

07-29-2002, 09:23 AM
yes, mimi always teach you good things, learn it, stand up, stand up, good job, good job, more money, more money :drool:

how couldyou know, yes i eat icecream and wasabi little fish balls instead :drool: but as i said, i do enough exercises to digest them, i do gym in physical, playing tennis, swimming .... :D

07-29-2002, 09:27 AM
u r doing exercise but eating so much fat food!

let me finish it for u:
more money, no work, find boyfriend with edison/jay looks ;)

07-29-2002, 09:31 AM
hey i eat very little, the icecream i only eat one for a week, two small bits every day, the little fish balls, they have no calories :D

wow, besides lazy, you are too greedy as well, mimi steals the edison away from harry :D

07-29-2002, 09:33 AM
mimi can have jay. but harry wants edison. he is cuter than jay. :drool: :drool:

hehehehe true mimi, i eat more fat food than u! and i don't even exercise! :D

07-29-2002, 09:36 AM
no way i want edison instead of jay, takign edison :drool:

hahaha, then you can be the girlfriend of this fat uncle jorge, both just eat and no exercises :D:D

07-29-2002, 09:38 AM
then i will take aaron and jay. haha :D

i don't just eat and no exercise. i post here and that is very good exercise (for my fingers) :D

07-29-2002, 09:38 AM
actually i will also take david beckham and michael owen. :hearts:

07-29-2002, 09:43 AM
no way, you can ONLY have this fat uncle jorge, hey, he is fat but still very cute, i am going to ask him to send you his photo to you tomorrow :D

you greedy girl, said you just want one boy friend and now so many :D , do you know about the german player no.21? i forgot his name but he is even more handsome than beckam, do you know him :drool:

07-29-2002, 09:45 AM
no i don't know him :sad: i'll check on the atp website to see how handsome he is! :D

haha i didn't say i only want one boyfriend i just said that i should only have one boyfriend. i am naughty :D remember, i want more so then i can have them as spares if i want to dump one. :D :D

07-29-2002, 09:50 AM
the no.21 german player. you mean the one on the german national team who wears no.21? he is not handsome. mimi can have him! :D

07-29-2002, 09:51 AM
sorry, forgot to say, this german player is a footballer, playing in the final of the worldcup :D , this uncle jorge once showed me his photo :D , ask him tomorrow but this jorge is very lazy, so dono't know if you gonna see him :D

wow, then you are a playlittle girl :D

no way, your only boyfriend will be this fat Jorge :D ,this is destiny :D

07-29-2002, 09:52 AM
it is ok then, harry potter can also be my boyfriend. :hearts:

bye for now, i have to eat dinner :D

maybe i can see u here again later or when i come back :D

07-29-2002, 09:52 AM
what not handsome? i mean the one playing in the world cup :confused: , tall and handsome :drool:

you doun't want me, ok, i take him :drool:

07-29-2002, 09:54 AM
not hot :drool: like david beckham and jay chou
not cute :hearts: like michael owen and edison chen

so mimi can have him i will take david, michael, jay, edison and harry potter! :D :D :D

07-29-2002, 09:59 AM
bye eat your fatty greasy dinner, wow, eat dinner so soon :confused: , i always eat at 8:00 p.m.

bye hope not to see you when you return, coz i want to leave the office :D

bye, its a pleausre for tallking to you, you are so funny, thanks :D

07-29-2002, 10:43 AM
hello, i'm here again mimi. r u still here?

07-29-2002, 11:05 AM
wow, oh my god :D

yes unluckily still here, still waiting for the job :( :(

07-29-2002, 11:08 AM
u r waiting and killing time here? :D or r u just slacking? ;)

i'm packing my luggage now. too bad i cannot pack my computer too :D

07-29-2002, 11:11 AM
hey i am serious, i am waiting for her to give me job to do but still none :(

pack more sexy clothes, so that you are going to get more handsome boy friends

:drool: :drool:

07-29-2002, 11:15 AM
ok i know ur serious and hardworking mimi. ;) why r u staying overtime if u don't have job? :confused:

i told u mimi, i don't want to find french boyfriends :D have enough already ;)

07-29-2002, 11:23 AM
i mean my bad boss is in the course of producing the work for me to do but not yet given to me :(:(, she is always like this, always arrive in the afternoon and so .. :(

hey no french boy friends but british one, david beckam
:drool:, well i am sure that he gonna likes you coz his wife is too thin, all bones but you have fresh :drool: :drool: , so don't waste your perfect figure, choose low-cuts and mini shirt, just joking, hahaha :D :D :D

07-29-2002, 11:26 AM
i am too fat now from sitting when i am posting! :D ur boss is mean and weird! (she is also lazy. arrive in the afternoon! :D )

u forgot michael owen too! :D

07-29-2002, 11:30 AM
honestly she is not lazy, she works till midnight :D , i gonna die if i work like her, and meaningless life as well coz always working :D

the owen, don't worry, he surely likes you coz i have seen her girl friend, just common, not as good and young as you :drool:

07-29-2002, 11:32 AM
:D if i even get to meet david and michael i will be :bounce: :D :bounce: :D etc... :D

ur boss is definitely very strange. why doesn't she just go to work earlier in the morning so she won't have to stay so late? :confused:

07-29-2002, 11:36 AM
send me the photos with beckham and owen when you photo with them :D

well, her habit is like that, always work till midnight, and so arrives late in the morning but however sometimes she arrives in the morning and work till midnight :eek: :eek:

but all the lawyers for this "Listing of companies" work have to work like this, very heavy workload, so many look very old and tired :D

so if you want to be a lawyer in future, don't choose the commercial department, you gonna become an old woman soon :D

07-29-2002, 11:37 AM
and by the way, if you are busy packing your things, no need to reply me, i can do other things ;)

07-29-2002, 11:39 AM
mimi does not want to talk to harry potter? :sad: :D

no i'm not busy. i am too lazy to pack properly. :D

07-29-2002, 11:43 AM
i love to talk with you, you are so funny :D but when will you take the phane tomorrow? Brisith Airways? then its night flight right, i like British airways, i remember me and friend when going to london a few years ago, we chose to sit at the last row so no one will kick our chairs :D but close to toilet, umm, bad smell :D

i always remember the instant noodles served at night and the fruits, as i could not sleep properly in the phanes, i could eat them while many didn't know, zzzzz, sleeping, while me and my friend took many fruits :drool: :drool:

07-29-2002, 11:47 AM
i am flying tomorrow at 4pm HK time. but i won't sit close to the toilet! ;)

u r a bad girl mimi. so is ur friend (boyfriend? ;) ) u eat while no one can see u. :D but fruits r good for u, less fat :D don't eat so much instant noodles :D too much oil :D

07-29-2002, 11:52 AM
wow, 4:00 p.m., i thought that the british airways usually fly over at night :confused: ,no its just my old colleague :D

hey sitting near the toilet is not too bad right, the toilet always has long queue :D

hey those instant noodles just half of the size of the normal one, can't feed my tummy ;), and its too few, i could only eat one at night and one at breakfast coz i can't stand the food in the plane especially those breakfast :fiery:

07-29-2002, 11:56 AM
i don't like breakfast on planes too. i like milk and cereal but they give fruits and bread on plane. not nice! :mad: so i should buy some food from supermarket to take on the plane :D i will eat chocolate and more fat food! :D

07-29-2002, 11:59 AM
umm , then in fact you are quite healthy right, milk and cereal :rolleyes: , i like bread but i can't stand the smell of eggs/coffee/bacon etc in the morning coz i always have not much appetite before 7:00 a.m. so when i smell these, i want to throw up, so whenever i go for trip, i gonna lose some pounds coz i eat very little during journey :D:D

no more chocolate, otherwise pimples, beckham and owen don't like pimples :D

07-29-2002, 12:02 PM
how do u know beckham and owen don't like pimples? :D :D

i am only healthy for breakfast, because if i eat fat food in the morning it makes me feel sick. but then after that i eat chocolate and candy :hearts: :D

07-29-2002, 12:09 PM
umm, pimples not very nice right :D I had many before so i hate it, now still some, leaving some "small ugly holes" :mad: :mad: so be careful, if your pimples come out, don't eat too much chocolate, wow, how terrible my face once was, i had to spend a lot of money before these terrible pimples were cured :mad: :mad:

hahaha, you are like my german friend galadriel, she also likes eating chocolae a lot :D:D

07-29-2002, 12:13 PM
well alot of ppl like chocolate right? :D no, pimples not very nice :D i don't have that many pimples yet so i will eat more chocolate :D :D yes, i love chocolate :drool: :drool:

07-29-2002, 12:18 PM
umm, be very careful, i didn't have a pimple when i was 14, perfect white skin like milk, but when i reached 18, wow, unbelievable, so many pimples :mad: :mad: , i was too young and didn't know how to cure, just visted some beauty salons, no good, hurt my skin :mad: , later ate medicines from doctor, it was cured but leaving unbeautiful small holes :mad: :mad:

so be very careful my dear little friend, if it comes out, stop eating the chocolate :)

yes almost everyone loves chocolate but there is some exception, one of my old colleagues hates chocolate, she has a strange taste, doesn't eat a lot of things like icecream, everything in orange sauce, fish ...........:rolleyes:

my boss finally give me something to type but its little so i can chat with you at the same time if you want, but if you are busy, then no need to pay attention to this naughty mimi :D

07-29-2002, 12:22 PM
i am not busy. even if i was i will slack like u. :D

ok, i will not eat so much chocolate then :D but my skin is very dark anyway (like chocolate-colour, must be becoz i eat so much chocolate :D )

07-29-2002, 12:31 PM
not busy, packing the luggage :confused: , i need three hours if i go for a trip more than 10 days, well you are younger, you don't need so much things, i.e. skin protection products :o

but i gonna pack lots of snacks into my bag :drool: coz really i don't eat too much during trip coz sometimes i have car/ship sick, if i eat too much, i gonna throw up :o so i have good control during journey, the highest record i lost 5 pounds when i went to middle east coz too hot :eek:

well if your skin is dark, then may be even if you got pimples, its not as clear as those white skin like me but do be careful, pimples ugly, you cannot get edison with pimples :D

by the way, do you like his girlfriend bo bo? do you find her beautiful?

07-29-2002, 12:33 PM
no i don't like bo bo and she is not beautiful :mad:

i have already packed my luggage yesterday night :D so see, i am actually very hardworking too :angel: :D :D

07-29-2002, 12:40 PM
well i think she is not very beautiful but she looks very young right, she is 24 :confused: but looks like 18, she has very good skin.

then who do you think is beautiful? Miriam Yeung? i find her not beautiful, sorry if Joey Yung is your idol, i find her as ugly as hell :o

07-29-2002, 12:42 PM
hahaha, i don't like Joey Yung either. i think she has become fat now :D :D :D :D no i think martina hingis is the most beautiful on earth :hearts: :hearts: :D

07-29-2002, 12:49 PM
well Joey Yung is not too fat right, she said she is always on diet and do 5 hours of exercise each day :eek:

umm, i think anna is more beautiful :D but however she has towin a title :D

then you must be this fat Jorge's girlfriend coz he loves martina as well, he is living in mexico, go and visit him :D:D, he would be most happy to have such a beautiful and young girl friend as you :drool: :drool:

07-29-2002, 12:51 PM
it's ok mimi, u can have the honour of being Jorge's girlfriend. i'm going to england now so i can't visit him, but mimi can go after she finishes her work now. what time is ur flight? :D does Jorge know ur going to visit him? :D nice surprise for him! ;) :D

07-29-2002, 01:11 PM
hahaha, i have finished most of the job, now just leaving the faxing part :D

hey this fat jorge doesn't like me, he likes those under 22 and i am overage :( so you would be perfect for him :drool:

well since you have such a long holiday, come on, go and fly to mexico to surprise him :drool:

while i steal edison, jay, owen, beckham, hahaha, i am a evil greedy woman, hahaha :D:D

07-29-2002, 01:16 PM
:sad: *cries to moderator* "mimi is being mean to me!"
Moderator: "Mimi, u should not bully harry_potter! she is younger than u! :mad: "
*mimi returns edison, jay, owen, beckham to harry_potter*
*evil cackles from harry_potter as soon as moderator is gone* :D

so edison, jay, beckham and owen r still harry_potter's! :D

07-29-2002, 01:18 PM
bye mimi i have to go now! :sad: see u when i come back! :D

07-29-2002, 01:20 PM
bye bye be happy :D:D:D and please invite me to your wedding with fat jorge :D:D

have a nice journey :D:D

07-29-2002, 05:57 PM
Slackers!:rolleyes: :p ;) :D

07-29-2002, 08:47 PM
hey Plump. seems that Harry (a girl???:confused: ok :kiss: ) knows you pretty well, she knows that you are as fat as a 200 kilos chocolate ice cream.
This plump Miranda has not Boyfriend Harry, she was dating once woody allen, but he found something better (well if not better yes "lighter"),. a plump GF who weights 400 pounds is very troublesome to handle.
so stop to eat so many chocolate Harry, you don't want to looks like this aging Mimi at her age. (well you have 70 years still for to reach her age) or would you like to need to roll because you can't walk????:p these mimi, has already installed two beautiful wheels on her fat arms, so in this way her boss can move her easily.
stop eating Chocolate, harry, see your future figure in the mirror of this chubby mimi:rolleyes:

and yesss, martina is the most beautiful girl on the tour! you has good taste, Harry;)

07-30-2002, 04:02 AM
Barrie, i am a good worker, see i work until 10:00 p.m. while you don't work and always posting :p :D

07-30-2002, 04:08 AM
Harry Potter is a smart girl, she can distinguish who is lying and who is honest , we both live in HK, we can meet some day, harry, see if mimi is really as fat as that jorge describes , of course not, i am super fit :p

no one will hire such a fat and useless secretary, this fat Jorge is nuts , next time if you tell lies, tell some more believable one, your brain is as stupid as a 5 years old but we are not :p

Harry, do visit this poor uncle when you come to Mexico, tell you, bring him his favourite fruits, its banana :D, and do try your best to buy him an undie (but i don't know if you can find one with this large fat ass of 80 inches :o) as sounvenir coz he has only two :o

07-30-2002, 04:23 AM
actually a 5 years old kid is more intelligent than you Chubby mimi.
harry, if you want to see Mimi, you just need to pay some HK dollars, because she is exhibited at the Circus in HK. she does a funny act with the elephants but she is the last one in the line coz is the dumbest of the group!:bounce: :p

07-30-2002, 07:08 AM
^(&(&( this ÂH½u nuts uncle, HK does not has circus :p :p

harry when you return, meet me at Landmark of Central, near the fountain, you are going to know that this fat Jorge is what a big liar :mad: , mimi is not fat at all . But you are going to see how fat this Jorge is when you see him in Mexico, i give you his address:

1200 Dumb Fat Jorge's Street
San Miguel De Allende

and his telephone number is even more easy to remember: its 52 80 80 80 (the breast, wrist and hip lines, so fat, in inches :D:D)

07-30-2002, 07:50 AM
Mimi! I Love You And Harry! Should I Come To HK So That We 3 Can Live Together?:drool: :drool: :drool:

07-30-2002, 08:55 AM
well i don't like three to live together, so you better decide whether to choose mimi or Harry :D :D

07-30-2002, 04:16 PM
Okay Mimi! Than it's you!:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

07-31-2002, 01:29 AM
thanks :D, but i have a change of mind, i want to be more fair, coz may be Harry loves you deadly :drool:

so lets wait for her return :D

and in the meantime, please post your handsome photo here for a look so that mimi and harry can decide who to meet you at the HK airport :D

07-31-2002, 01:32 AM
I want no one but Mimi!

07-31-2002, 02:25 AM
you chose the wrong (and chubby) one, Barrie:rolleyes:

07-31-2002, 02:46 AM
this dirty blackhearted Jorge again tell lies :p , Barrie, I am miranda, you have seen my photo in the old WTA message board, i am not as fat as that Jorge describes right :p and i eat very little like a bird so its easy to support my living :D

wow but suddenly i remember that you are already married with ms angele :mad: , i don't like unfaithful man :mad:

07-31-2002, 05:36 AM
come on mimi, at your age (87) you can't be too picky, choose these Barrie, maybe is married already but i don't think that you will find something better considering your age and weight.
take the canadian bus, girl. or stay lonely for the rest of your 15 days of life (u r too old) :bounce: :D

07-31-2002, 06:33 AM
umm, if i were 87 but still playing in interet and respond so quick, then i am a superold woman right :D

loco Jorge, i warn you, i am not that fat and old and short :mad: , you are jealous that i have this handsome Barrie :p

Barrie said he will come to HK and meet me and Harry, no need for me to fly to Canada :p :p , umm, i know Kung Fu, i gonna beat harry and get this handsome Barrie ;) :D :p

07-31-2002, 06:41 AM
but you don't need to beat harry, Barrie has chosen you , (he has a very bad taste):rolleyes: heartless old mummy, ooops sorry i mean Mimi:p

good night Mimi loca, i am going to sleep :wavey: :kiss:

08-01-2002, 03:04 AM
barrigon Luis, but naughty mimi wants to fight, its more fun, so i gonna fight with harry potter when she returns for this handsome Barrie :D :D

08-01-2002, 03:13 AM
Two women fighting for me? Coooooooollllllll!:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

08-01-2002, 03:41 AM
yes me and harry potter, now wait for one month more and you gonna know who get you, me or harry :D :D

08-01-2002, 05:25 AM
Y'all can share me!:bounce:

08-01-2002, 09:14 AM
hi Barrie, sorry that i met a priest during my lunch today, he told me that i should not fight for things with people especially man, and that i cannot be so violence :angel:

he said i am a sinner and my sin can only be removed if i let you go for harry, so goodbye Barrie :( , harry, you are the winner now, Barrie is yours now :( :(

08-01-2002, 09:17 AM
:eek: :sad: :sad: :sad:

08-01-2002, 09:26 AM
you should be contented with both ms angele and harry :D :D , while mimi can be your good friend :D :D

may be when my sin is removed, i gonna find you :D

08-01-2002, 12:15 PM
*listening how the Heart of Barrie is breaking*

Mimi you are a heartless one, but this time i am behind you:cool:

08-02-2002, 03:29 AM
i am not a heartless one unlike you, uncle Jorge :p

i am a good person, i want Barrie to get the best, i have some sin now, i need to remove it, after removing it, i gonna find him again if he still wants me :D :D

08-02-2002, 03:41 AM
surely some dude have dumped you yesterday :rolleyes:
now you haven't none of your BF's the other dude dumped you and barrie is flirting with the YOUNG AND SMART Harry, so you are lonely hehehe:p
that's what a plump girl deserves:angel:

08-02-2002, 07:07 AM
why are the grapes so sour today, uncle Luis, yes i know you were dumped by your only one lover Mrs Margaret Thatcher yesterday, from now on, you only have your old pet "Fat Plumpie" hero piggy to accompany you, poor Jorge :D and you are really aging, the young and smart Harry is in London, not with Barrie now :D :p

08-02-2002, 02:09 PM
Originally posted by mimi
i am not a heartless one unlike you, uncle Jorge :p

i am a good person, i want Barrie to get the best, i have some sin now, i need to remove it, after removing it, i gonna find him again if he still wants me :D :D

Mimi! U think you should come with me and sin again!:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

08-03-2002, 01:43 AM
hi Barrie :D , ok after my sin is removed, i gonna come to you if you still want me :D Meanwhile lets wait for harry's return :D:D, she will be your girlfriend for the moment :D:D

08-03-2002, 02:36 AM
mimi your sins are eternal, you will be relegated to the hell of the plump gilrs, being burned in chops:drool: :drool:

08-03-2002, 02:41 AM
oh my, tihs thread is so nice

08-03-2002, 02:50 AM
yep Daniel is nice but this plump girl screws the whole thing :p

bienevenido al manicomio Daniel :wavey:

08-03-2002, 02:54 AM
oh i see :) :)

:lick: @ everyone

08-03-2002, 03:00 AM
would you like to be the boy friend of thsi aging and plump girl, Daniel? she is driven crazy because nopbody wants a girl of 350 punds as his girlie.
be a good person an make a sacrifice. come one daniel:angel:

08-03-2002, 03:01 AM

mmmmmm but i like men u know,

but is she cute???

08-03-2002, 03:03 AM
pfff :mad: :mad:

Daniel, this Jorge is a jealous dirty old fatty man, who cannot walk out from his sofa with his spare tire and 400 pounds, he is surrounded by food and rubbish :D:D

he cannot go out so he has lots of time to invent fake stories, he is jealous of me having a perfect 34:26:35 figure :D:D

08-03-2002, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by Daniel

but is she cute???

not really, but you never will suffer hungry or something. akways you will have the option to take some ham or bacon from this chubby girl. she has too many flesh, so don't worry about it.

her figure is 80-90-90 (in inches):p :bounce:

08-03-2002, 03:16 AM
Daniel, this dirty Jorge is a small minded person, do you know why he invents these fake stories on me ?

its because one day i met him on a supermarket, he cannot walk for his fat tissues, in a wheelchair, pushed by his nanny Dolly parton, i wanted to pick up the last bag of potato chip for my fat sister, he asked me to give it to him but i refused so he hates me from that time :mad: ,he is greedy for food :(

yes these inches are HIS OWN FIGURE :D:D

08-03-2002, 03:27 AM
actually i had a surgery, a Liposuction, so my figure now is like the Brad Pitt figure. but mimi got all my fat (plus her own fat) in a Transfusion. so now she looks double fat as i was.:D

poor mimi, now she wears wheel in her arms and legs and two really strong man suffers pushing her on the HK streets:angel:

08-03-2002, 03:48 AM
hahahah, then you finally admit that you are really fat otherwise why you need a surgery:D:D:D

*))**) another lies, if the fats are so easy to remove, how come there are thousands of fatty on the streets :D:D

poor Jorge is now squeezing his own fat, measuring his wrist lime, oh my god, its 82 inches now :D:D:bounce: :bounce:

08-03-2002, 03:52 AM
i was fat i told you, now i am best looking than Goran or the old Turtle Pete (not too hard to be handsomer than them)
but you received all my fat so you are a kind of queen-ant you can't move and many ppl is working just feeding you.
i understand why that title of "Queen Mimi", the ant-queen, hahahaha:D

08-03-2002, 04:07 AM
^(&(&(&, the real OLD TUTLE is you uncle Jorge, you are 70 while Sampras is only 30 :p :p , you would be lucky enough if you can win just a point from him :p :D , he gonna hits countless aces on your bald head :D:D

only a child would believe his fake story, who would be silly enough to take over his fats D::D

1, 2, 3, mimi is doing aerobic to keep fit, while uncle Jorge, 1, 2, 3, 1 chocolate, 2, potato chips, 3, coca cola, put them onto his mouth, wow, his wrist line will become 100 soon, world record :D:D

08-03-2002, 04:14 AM

:lick: :kiss:

08-03-2002, 04:16 AM
la, daniel also agrees with me, see, who would believe this uncle Jorge's fake stories :D:D, he thinks we are as small as 5 years old :D:D

silly old Uncle, eat your potato chips and stop talking :D:D

08-03-2002, 04:16 AM
hey ant-queen mimi why you loves to say many lies?

everubody in HK knows you perfectly because there is a show each weekend called "come in here and see the fattest butt on earth"
is not ex'pensive just 10 HK dollars, and the total amount is used for to feed this plump and Immobile ant-queen.
btw she sales her pooh as soda! somebody said "i want one"
:rolleyes: :p :bounce:

08-03-2002, 04:18 AM

:kiss: :lick:

08-03-2002, 04:28 AM
ant is very small and thin right, you silly Jorge, that means i run fast and is fit :p :p

nuts, if i were that famous, and having the biggest butt on the earth, i already was recorded in the guiness record book right :p

yai yai, this dirty Jorge, Daniel, don't just sit here and laugh, do you like Kung Fu?? hey Jorge can be a good practice for you, as he can only seat in sofa, go and kick his tummy to practice your legs, now go, kick his fat tummy :D:D

08-03-2002, 04:39 AM
yes i do


08-03-2002, 04:40 AM
ant is very small and thin right

yeah the ants are thin and small, the ordinary ants, but not you! you are thw Queen of ants. see the pic above and look at her fat butt, just like yours. identical:p

08-03-2002, 04:43 AM
ok, 1, 2, 3 daniel and mimi, is now kicking this lying Jorge's tummy to practice their Kung Fu, ai yar, my legs hurt, this uncle's tummy is really too fat, too thick to kick :mad: :mad:

08-03-2002, 04:50 AM
actually daniel is my friend and i convince him to kick your fat ass.

you don't know spanish, so i told him "vamos daniel te regalo muchos plátanos si me ayudas a patearle el trasero a esta mimi rechoncha ¿de acuerdo?:p :rolleyes:

08-05-2002, 03:08 AM
daniel is now my friend, not yours :D:D

he is going to do whatever i ask him, coz i pay me, money is the most powerful thing in this world :D:D

daniel, 1, 2, 3, kick this fat uncle :D:D, kick small luisito as well :o:D:D

mimi is a bit busy, see you people later :D

08-05-2002, 03:41 AM
pffff Daniel is not a zombie! you can't control him like a puppet! :mad:
and he will follow my commands because i will give him many bananas (her favorite fruit) while you just can give him sour grapes!:p

08-05-2002, 03:56 AM
hahaha, silly Jorge, Daniel told me that he hates you coz you are a tyrant :D:D, mimi is always kind, he likes me so i am his new friend :D

pff banna, with money, i can buy him lots :D, not just banaka, but papaya, water melons, even in gold form :D:D

goodbye jorge, do return to your sofa and talk with your only loyal friend, your fatty piggy hero :D:D

08-05-2002, 04:13 AM
so if he hates me why he defend me in the evil wtaboard?
i am not paying him nothing, he did it by his own will.
again your lies are exposed. pffff:mad: liar and plump who can loves you?
and the name of my piggy i told you is Miranda:p

08-05-2002, 04:31 AM
umm, Daniel is a kind hearted person, so he defends you for the last time before he leaves you :D:D, he knows that you only haev your fat pigg hero so he doesn't want you have no one to talk with :D

hi daniel, what? you want to eat potato chips, no problem, i stole many from this fat Jorge's home, you know, its easy to steal things from him, he can just seat in sofa and helplessly watching me do so :D:D coz he cannot move without the help of tyson, i took the potato chips while tyson is out for jogging :D:D

08-05-2002, 05:41 AM
mmm here the only FULL MOON FACE who loves to eat junk food is the chubby mimi, hehe even she can't stand the pain in her tummy, that's is the effect of 5 kilos of chips and three kilos more of ice cream. so many fat, but is the normal diet of this plump girl.

Now Hk is suffering a typhoon. but nobody is as safe as this plump girl. any typhoon even grade 8 can't lift her 400 pounds. so the safest place on HK during a typhoon is under the skirt of this human meat-ball :rolleyes: but let me warn you the smell down there is not good *yuk*:bounce:

08-05-2002, 06:12 AM
pfff, i have not eaten any potato chips for 2 months coz seeing the effect of these potato chips and icecream on this fat jorge :D:D, he told me with his FULL MOON face sadly that his sister moved unwanted furniture into his room while he can just seat in his sofa and watch :( :(

mimi is not 400 pounds but this uncle is so hide under his undies while there is hurricane in Mexico but i warn you he only has 2 undies coz too fat, not easy to buy so he seldom changes them, so terrble bad smell :o:o

:bounce: :bounce: :D :D

08-05-2002, 06:44 AM
this rechocnha girl is loosing her mind. i am as fit as Guillermo Cañas :mad: just because i like a little bit this plump gilr and because imam too tired and i need to sleep, just because that i am not going to kick her butt
buenas noches señorita rechoncha :kiss:

08-05-2002, 08:00 AM
pffff, don't lies any more, you like me :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :confused: , you hate me :mad: :mad: coz i am super fit and you are super fat!!

Its just because i am too smart so you are speechless :D :D and i am honest while you are lying :D

come on people, hide under uncle Jorge's undies, its spacious, big enough for 10 persons :D:D but do remember to wear a mask and hold your nose while hiding underneath, you know the terrible smell :o:o

08-05-2002, 06:08 PM
hi :wavey:

08-05-2002, 09:16 PM
hola daniel. :wavey: como podrás ver a esta rechoncha chinita le gusta decir muchas majaderías. el colesterol le debe estar afectando el juicio:rolleyes: :p

08-05-2002, 11:39 PM
oh my,

*trayendo agua pura y mineral para desintoxicar a Mimi*

:D :D :D

08-06-2002, 12:43 AM
that's not enough Daniel, Mimi has years eating Junk Food, she needs an "Ultimate Treatment". maybe we can open her tummy and to cut the half of his stomach (i saw that kind of surgery in the TV) so this gitl just will be able for to eat 3 kilos of junk food daily instead her current 6 kilos diet:p

08-06-2002, 12:47 AM
*bringing my 6 foot knife* :o

*ready to open mimi's tummy* :) ;)

08-06-2002, 01:09 AM
good idea Daniel a 6 ft knife is just enough for to open the colossal tummy of this chubby girl.

*ready to open "miss tummy", tummy, too*:bounce:

08-06-2002, 02:40 AM
*waiting for Mimi*

:lick: @ Mimi

08-06-2002, 03:30 AM
DANIEL!!!!!!!!! you bad boy, i paid you, tell me, how much this bad uncle paid you!!!!!!! don't think i am foolish, take my money and then help this uncle, i gonna hire a secret killer to kill you :mad: :mad:

cut me, foolish, i know kung fu and i am as fit as Anna and run as fast as Jones, foolish old man and boy :p :p :p

08-06-2002, 03:36 AM
lol :o :o


Mimi :kiss: :lick:

08-06-2002, 03:39 AM
Don't lie anymore plump. i saw some of your XXX pics , and your tummy is as big as a water tank!
we are going to need something bigger than your 6 ft Knife to open the gigantic tummy of this píggy girl. Daniel. maybe a huge hax:rolleyes:

08-06-2002, 03:43 AM

Miss Mimi, maybe we can do some ecercises together. :o :o

or maybe some pillssssss

Miss Mimi , where r u??????

Jorge, where is miss mimi???

08-06-2002, 04:02 AM
i am super fit unlike you aging old uncle :D:D

Daniel, i hate you, you took my money, now eat yoru last lunch, hahaha, you are going to die in a most unexpected way, my secret killer is a very very professional one :D:D

08-06-2002, 04:04 AM

*running away from Mimi*


08-06-2002, 04:15 AM
its useless, my killer can catch you no wonder how far you run :D:D.

now i give you the last chance, if you continue to be my friend and believe that i am super fit while this dirty Jorge is always lying and that he is in fact the meat ball, then i gonna consider withdraw my decision :D:D

08-06-2002, 04:17 AM
don't be afraid Daniel, this plump mimi haven't money for to hire a profressional killer. she is as poor as a vagabond, actually she just survive because she is used in biological experiments. just like that lab rats that are fed until the obesity for medical researches:angel:

08-06-2002, 04:19 AM


ok, but if u r fit then we do exercises and we get fitter ;)

and jorge can come with us, right uncle jorge?? lol :o

08-06-2002, 04:24 AM
both of us can do great exercise, Daniel. Just pushing this 400 pounds girl some meters will be enough for to get a good abs and muscles :angel:

08-06-2002, 04:25 AM
uncle jorge cannot come with you, he cannot even stand up with his 400 pounds fat body, he cannot do exercises, daniel :D:D

believe me, the honest angel mimi :angel:

08-06-2002, 04:30 AM
as you can see, this dumb and chubby girl just know how to say yellow things and she is not original at all. i said 400 punds (her correct weight) and immediately the plump girl replies saying the same:rolleyes:
too many cholesterol on her brain!:p

08-06-2002, 04:30 AM

but we can carry uncle jorge over our arms, :o :o

in 3 months we will look like goran :drool:

08-06-2002, 04:31 AM
Originally posted by Daniel

in 3 months we will look like goran :drool:

you mean as dumb as 911 Goran? :p

08-06-2002, 04:35 AM

no, actiually goran looks great

those shoulders are mmmmmm :lick:

08-06-2002, 04:35 AM
Daniel is my good friend, he has great taste, yes Goran is so gorgeous, a thin and slim face, big eyes, no wrinkles at 30 :D:D :drool: :drool: :drool:

yes yes yes, now me and daniel try to pull this uncle jorge from his sofa, wow a very very difficult job, wow, sweating like raining already :DD:

08-06-2002, 04:38 AM
mmm Mimi, better see this Daniel as your rival, because if he has the opportunity, he will f"**k the little butt of your beloved Goran. :o and worse maybe Goran are going to be pleased :p

08-06-2002, 04:39 AM

u see miss Mimi, u r so strong now, so fit

Where is Jorge???

wanna hear my voice again miss Mimi?? :o :o :o

08-06-2002, 04:44 AM
miss Mimi is a an "easy woman". of course she wants to hear your voice again Daniel. she couldn't say "no" even to a Monkey (you are not a monkey ok?) :p

08-06-2002, 04:45 AM
hi daniel :D

sorry that i am in my office, i am slacking at work so i can't hear your beautiful voice now :D:D

your beautiful voice gonna attract tons of women and men :drool: :drool:

08-06-2002, 04:47 AM

thanks miss Mimi,

jorge, did u call me a monkey?//?? see , miss mimi, likes my voice :o :o :o

08-06-2002, 04:54 AM
yep Mimi likes even the voice of a piggy crying (the voice is familiar to her because is her voice)
:p :p
i don't called you monkey daniel
wanna banana?;)

08-06-2002, 04:55 AM
hi Daniel :D

yes i am honest, your voice is really attractive, why you don't consider be a singer :D:D

why monkey?? beat this bad Jorge :(:(, he is just jealous of you attracting so many beautiful women and men :D:D

sorry that its my lunch time, i have to go, so see you and hoping to chat with you in voice when there got a chance :D:D

bye and take care daniel :D:D


08-06-2002, 04:58 AM
bye mimi, have a nice day :kiss:

bye jorge :lick: :wavey:

08-06-2002, 05:03 AM
buenas noches Daniel :wavey:

Mimi please don't eat your typical 4 kilos of beans this time. at the office nobody can stand the smell of your flatulences there.:rolleyes:

08-06-2002, 07:24 AM
Daniel see this jealous old dirty uncle Jorge, he is jealous of every good looking human being like me and goran :p , all my friends and even my old mother said goran is simply gorgeous, a little slim face with no high bones, bright eyes and funny/lovely manner, long live the never boring great goran :drool: :drool: :kiss:

see he is also jealous of your beautiful voice again, Daniel :D

i have only eaten 5 small sushi+Japanese cold nooles (no greasy sauce, just soya bean sauce), super healthy unlike this uncle who eats 10 big macs+5 vanilla milk shake+2 biggest size potato chips+4 grilled chickens ..... i feel so sorry for his wife FP, poor her, worked endlessly to feed him, doing 5 jobs, the last one is in madonald so that she can bring big macs free for uncle Jorge to eat :(

08-06-2002, 04:55 PM
what is madonald mimi??:rolleyes:

Hey Goran is not ugly, he is just dumb:p

hehe actually i have sympathy to him. when he won Wimbledon finally i was happy. But still he is a bit (just a bit) dumb:p

when you talks about my woman r u talking about Martina Hingis, right??
well actually i have a chinese servant that does all the hard work. Mi girl, is training hard because she will be playing next week in Montréal:bounce: yeah!!!!!

Est Confirmé, la Princesse sera à Montréal:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

08-06-2002, 05:50 PM
Hello Jorge, there you are.:)

08-06-2002, 06:10 PM
comme ça va, Chris? Toujours ils ne vous ont pas expulsés, Chris ?p

long time no seen, men. who is your fav male player, ehhh?

hey mi future wife will be soon playing à Montréal (practicing my french to impress Marti) :bounce:

nice to see you again, mate :wavey:

08-06-2002, 06:22 PM
Pfff! I dont need to speak French, my personality and looks will impress Marti enough.:cool:

My favorite male player??? Uhm........I guess its Krajicek since he is Dutch, but you know tennis for me revolves only about one person.:angel:

Actually I only registered here coz a friend of me seemed to have done some naughty things on an other site. ;)

08-06-2002, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Chris
Pfff! I dont need to speak French, my personality and looks will impress Marti enough.:cool:

My favorite male player??? Uhm........I guess its Krajicek since he is Dutch, but you know tennis for me revolves only about one person.:angel:

Actually I only registered here coz a friend of me seemed to have done some naughty things on an other site. ;)

so you will flash to marti your undies or something?:rolleyes:

about Richard , yeah we need to be patriotic:cool:
and let me guess who is that person... mmmm Venus Williams? :p

nah your friend just defended his beliefs, that's all (with a bit of passion) :angel:

08-06-2002, 06:33 PM
lol, Marti has seen alot more then my undies.:o :p But not in public offcourse.:angel:

Well I like Richard definetly, but Its not that I watch very much mens tennis only now and then, for womens tennis I practically only watch Marti's matches.

Yeah, well from what I heard, the only thing to ban you for is for those yellow jokes.:rolleyes:

08-06-2002, 06:38 PM
hey, Chris here is a thread dedicated to Marti as well. take a look

Yeah Marti have seen your "toys collection" from your childhood. she told me yesterday than she was playing, a few years ago with a very naughty kiddy from dutchland, called christian or something.. (wondering who is that dude):p

So you are able to see the marti's matches? eurosport will show them?
at least i am able to see, Montreal. about pilot pen i dunno i need to check it;)

08-06-2002, 06:43 PM
You are just jealous on my intimite relation wit Marti, but hey whats new???:p

Yes, I rely on Eurosport for tennis, I am pretty sure they will broadcast Montreal, but I havent checked since it didn't looked like Marti would play there.

Gotta go now, say hello to this naughty mimi for me.;)

08-06-2002, 06:49 PM
jealous???? pfffff. i just let Marti to play with her toys...:rolleyes:
i am always her favorite dish to dinner:drool:

better see if eurosport will show marti matches, but dont worry if they are not showen, i am going to send you a couple videos from our private collection (when i says "our" i am talking about marti and me, of course ;) )

hey keep playing that bunny soccer match, is quite funny. I'll be watching from time to time, but you need to be the captain of the "other team" don't let the greedy martin to rule the forum, ok?:rolleyes:

hey i am leaving too, my lunch time is over. keep posting here form time to time, the naughty mimi, daniel and me will be very pleased.
ciao :wavey:

08-07-2002, 02:37 AM
hello my dearest handsome Chris :D

wow, i am so released to see you here, you know this fatty 400 pounds old uncle Jorge has been complaining endlessly to me about his problem:how his sister moved unwanted furniture into his room and he can just seat and watch, how he cannot go to toilet without the help of tyson, how his wife FP sometimes is too tired and refused to cook endlessly for him ............

i am happy that you can share his problem :D:D

08-07-2002, 02:52 AM
hey Mimi, somebody told me (somebody Reliable) that you loves the woman, and that your goal is to be fat enough for to reach the boobs size of Dolly parton. do admit it! you like woman and not men! all that stories about Goran are fakes, actually when you says "goran" you are thinking in "dolly parton"

such a depraved girl!:o

08-07-2002, 02:58 AM
people, have you ever seen such a heartless old uncle as Jorge :fiery: , i am like a psychologist to him but FREE, listening this long-winded woman like jorge complaining: mimi, today, my undie has broken a hole but my wife FP refuses to knit it coz she is too tired cooking for me unstopplingly for 5 hours, tyson is bad, refused to take me to toilet coz i eat too much, go to toilet so many times and he is angry .............

but he is not grateful and heartlessly saying FAKE story about me, mimi does not like WOMAN but Goran :mad:

if i want woman, then i must keep fit to attract them, not to be fat, this silly old dirty man :mad:

08-07-2002, 03:14 AM
if i want woman, then i must keep fit to attract them, not to be fat,

exactly, for this reason this plump is doing a severe diet. she is not eating anymore her 5 kiloes of daily pizza, but just 3 kilos. and just one kilo of ice cream and not her common 2 kilos.
doing this regime she will loose 200 pounds soon. and her weight will be just 200 pounds, perfect to Dolly!:bounce:

08-07-2002, 03:35 AM
Originally posted by Jorge
[B]your goal is to be fat enough for to reach the boobs size of Dolly parton"

My goal ,thats mean it would be my dream to become as fat as dolly, so i am super fit now, people see how silly is this aging jorge :D:D

08-07-2002, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by mimi

My goal ,thats mean it would be my dream to become as fat as dolly, so i am super fat now, people see how silly is this aging jorge :D:D

08-07-2002, 07:30 AM
people, see this lying Jorge has underestimated you people, not only in wisdom but in eye sight, he thinks you people got a 2000/2000 mosquito eye sight like him :D:D

I said super fit , see he amended it as superfat, super fat is this aging old fat uncle Jorge :D:D

FP, calls for a helicopter immediately, we need to take uncle jorge to check his poor eyesight, you know tyson has gone for boxing competition, only the helicopter can lift Jorge from his sofa :D:D

08-07-2002, 04:31 PM
why you changed your original text, chubby girl?:confused: :mad: you are trying to exhibit me as liar, don't you?:mad: but all your evil efforts are useless. everybody knows that i am a person who can't say lies:angel: }
so what ya doing plumpie?? eating your daily 5 kilos of chips?:p

where are those naughty boys, Daniel and Chris?:confused:

08-08-2002, 02:02 AM
hi dirty old fatty uncle Jorge, everyone knows you are a big liar and so Daniel and Chris don't come :mad: , they can't stand you any more, say the truth, admit that you are fatty dinosaur meat ball otherwise they won't come :mad:

actually you cannot lie any more, your visit to check your eyes by helicopter already make the headlines, everyone knows:

The Sun


"A 70 years old fatty man Jorge Luis is so fat that he needed to call for a helicopter to pull him out through the chimney as he needed to check his poor eyesight yesterday, the noises attracted thousands of specators watching outside his house, whats more amusing is that the old fatty man who weights 500 pounds, accompanied by his wife FP and body guard Tyson, is wearing a funny T-shirt (a combination of 10 T-shirt to knit together :D + only an undie (his wife said the only one trouser Jorge got is wet so only undie :o)"

Reported by Jones Collins

08-08-2002, 05:31 AM
Daniel don't will be here these days because he is fighting with lions in South Africa (is truth). Chris is too lazy and is sad because FP have dumped her:p so he is not posting.

"The Sun", just release crap as "the daily mirror" or many more birtish newspapers, the english newspapers are thw worse on earth. Everybody knows that. So don't believe on any of its lies;)
and who is that Jones Collins? you mean "two big firms" Joan Collins? she is aging as you, so her memory and vision can't be trusted:rolleyes:

Come on Plump, you can invent better fake stories, all that you do in your office is to browse the web and to eat your tons of junk food. You has too many time to think foolish stories, so do your best. ok?:D

08-08-2002, 07:21 AM
Danny and Chris are not here is because they are hopeless with you, they persuaded you hours and hours, wasting their valuable time to tell you to eat less but you still don't listen so they lef :mad:

hey who said this the sun is english newspaper, this is the most reliable newspaper in China, true story, and this Jones Collins is the son of Joan Colllins, he is very young, just 25 :D :D

uncle, i told you, don't make your wife and friends embarassed, each time call for a helicopter for going out is no good, now do try to stand up, i know, i know it needs 10 minutes but still you need to take the first step, stand up and try to get this ball, come on, mimi is waiting for you, get the ball in her hands for exercise:D:D

08-08-2002, 03:06 PM
hi mimi and jorge form amsterdam right now

i am waiting for my next plane :wavey:

:kiss: :lick:

08-08-2002, 03:39 PM
your lies again are exposed, you Plump girl!:mad: as you can see, Daniel is in holland right now (meeting Chris?);) and he is not here. you plump invent better stories.:mad: You are only eating junk food with your lazy boss. but you hate her because while she is still skinny, you are each second fatter and fatter:p
sad destiny; plump destiny:D

Hi Daniel, ¿qué haciendo en Holanda? :wavey:

08-08-2002, 09:10 PM

Daniel, are you in Amsterdam?? You like it???. I just love Amsterdam.:)

lmao, thanks for that report, mimi. I know the Sun is a quality paper.Its true Jorge is hopeless.:p

Wtaworld is getting slow these days...................................:mad:

08-09-2002, 01:50 AM
hey you are posting here just because WTAworld is slow?:mad:

somebody told me that the main reason that has Daniel to travel to Holland is to get married with this Chris...oh l'amour! :hearts:

08-09-2002, 02:29 AM
hello Daniel, you are going to holland? have a nice trip, are you gonna meet our handsome friend Chris ;), he is very nice ;)

la, Chris has confirmed the report, i am not lying, see, a truth story about this helpless old fatty man Jorge :D:D

now, try to stand up and get my balls, ok, i knowit needs 10 minutes, so i gonna watch your article in the Sun while waiting for you, hahaha, you look so cute in that article, espeicallly your undie :D:D

08-09-2002, 03:23 AM
Originally posted by mimi

now, try to stand up and get my balls, ok, i knowit needs 10 minutes,

what are you saying???:confused: :confused:
what kind of balls are you talking about?

So you are actually a men?:p

Yes Daniel is going to meet Chris and to get married. I wonder who will wear the "white dress":rolleyes:

08-09-2002, 06:04 AM
marsh rushes into the thread at the sound of 'balls' :angel:

how come i don't get a welcome thread? :rolleyes:

just kidding :p :D nice to see you guys again...

Goooo anNa!
good luck to http://www.boomspeed.com/marshmellow/anna.gif , http://www.boomspeed.com/marshmellow/martina.gif & http://www.boomspeed.com/marshmellow/daniela.gif

08-09-2002, 06:10 AM
hi Marshie :kiss: , how are you girl? i have been missing you:)
I am leaving, just checking something. here is too late, but the plump mimi is overthere. send her a PM, if she is not too lazy :rolleyes: she will be chatting with you for a while.

Welcome aboard naughty Marshie!:p
see you later precious :kiss:

08-09-2002, 06:26 AM
hello my lovely Marsh :D

nice to meet you here :D but as it now has no rains, i need to go out, i want to borrow some books in the library, so see you maye be later or tomorrow, once i turned off the computer, i am too lazy to re-open it coz its a notebook, i have no space to keep a desktop, and i hide it in a drawer, very troublesome to bring it out, need to fix a lot of things, see you :D.

hope that we can chat together some day with this fatty old uncle Jorge :D


08-09-2002, 09:18 PM
the only books that this plumpie reads, my dear marshie, are books of recipes. She loves to eat any kind of food, specially the most greasy food.
that's the sad reason of her smashing weight: 333 pounds:eek:

yeah let's chat altogether!:)

08-09-2002, 09:59 PM
Hello Marsh, how are you doing??:)

Originally posted by Jorge
hey you are posting here just because WTAworld is slow?:mad:

Yes!:p :o j/k But posting on wtaworld is hard these days.:mad:

Jorge, If you are so fat, why you still fit into this thread???:rolleyes: :p

08-09-2002, 11:56 PM
my GOD... you guys are here too??!! Damn, my escape from you didn't work!!!!! stop stalking me!!!!!!!!! espcially you Chris! :mad: lol.. *cough* :kiss:

Hey Jorge!!!! ;) :kiss:

08-10-2002, 01:43 AM
Jorge, If you are so fat, why you still fit into this thread???

Chris, don't believe all the lies of this aging Mimi, i am as fit as Superman and Batman :p

my GOD... you guys are here too??!! Damn, my escape from you didn't work!!!!! stop stalking me!!!!!!!!! espcially you Chris! lol.. *cough*
Hey Jorge!!!!

Hey marri, thsi naughty Chris is molesting you? *sending some bodyguards to care the precious body of Marri, and to kick the butt of Chris*

welcome to the jungle Marri, precious:kiss: :wavey:

08-10-2002, 04:00 AM
hello and welcome marri :D

this Jorge is so fat that what he can only do is sitting in his sofa, eating, eating eating and watching TV :D: and posting is the only thing that he can do, poor Jorge :(:(

Chris, Jorge can only fit into this thread with the help of his powerful body guard tyson, he pushed him in but with dificulty :D:D

08-10-2002, 05:00 AM
pffffff take it easy plump, so many cholesterol is affecting your senses.

I am a young man with a beautiful body, not like this aging Mimi that is as fat as whales or this Chris who earns money, competing (and winning) in contests of hamburguers-eaters. His record are 34 and this plum Mimi is second with 31 hamburguers in one hour.
:p :rolleyes: :D

08-10-2002, 09:28 AM
lol, Marri, who is stalking who here??:p :kiss: Not that I mind. :angel:

Pff! We are lucky Jorge doesn't compete, otherwise we have NO chance at all.

08-10-2002, 12:46 PM
yes Chris, this ALWAYS LYING jorge is helpless, you know, both me and you eat little like a bird while this jorge eats endlessly, his poor wife, that is my sister, FP complained to me everyday how she got tired of cooking for 5 hours a day for this fat Jorge :mad: , pfff, 34 hamburgers, this jorge can eat 50 :D :D and also plus 10 big macs :D:D, you know since he won the competition, his prize is that he can eat at macdonald for his whole life, what a record, 50 hamburgers in 5 minutes :D:D

come on, come here, fatty jorge, try to stand up, yes , mimi counts from 1 to 10,000, then this slow fatty man will come to me, and people, i am just sitting 5 feet next to him, see how fat he is :D:D

08-10-2002, 10:24 PM
first: the size of my hamburguers is ridicoulous in comparison with the size that this plump girls eats, 100 of the hamburguers that i eat are just one of her hamburguers. so i eat 50 in 5 min is like a half Mimi's hamburguer. And she can eat 134!:eek: her tummy is like a tank!:eek:
second: if i spent so many time to reach this plump girl is because i don't want to reach her! not because i can't, she thinks that i am tired or something but the only reason is that i don't want to be close from these 679 pounds girl.:rolleyes: To be in front of her is like to be in front of a gigantic "meat ball" really scary!:p :D

hi chubby Chris :wavey: how is your training? (hamburguer training);)

08-11-2002, 10:10 AM
Originally posted by Jorge

hi chubby Chris :wavey: how is your training? (hamburguer training);)

It doesn't goes well, I dont have the talent like you, so I will never compete, your records are not in my reach, never.:p

This Jorge, King of Hamburgers.:p

08-11-2002, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by Chris

It doesn't goes well, I dont have the talent like you, so I will never compete, your records are not in my reach, never.:p

This Jorge, King of Hamburgers.:p

This is because you are always taking snacks before your training and competitions, boy. You need to leave your daily 345 bags of chips, otherwise you never will be a real hamburger-eater-talent, sorry boy i need to be rude with you and tell you the truth. your 567 pounds of talent are being wasted sadly:rolleyes:

08-11-2002, 01:12 PM
people see, this foolish old turtoise uncle Jorge, how can a hamburger be as small as that, what eating 100 hamburgers still not much!!!, don't look down on other posters' wisdom, they are not as foolish as you :mad:

yes i have 679 pounds- of snacks, potato chips, icecreams, chocolate, just because my sister, that is this uncle jorge's wife FP told me to keep it in my house, this is just half of the weight of the snackes uncle Jorge eatly weekly, FP said her house is full, so no more space to keep :mad:

both me and Chris are as fit as super model, chris is trainer in gym and he teaches me to keep fit in his gym, while this Jorge can only train to win more eating competition :D

hey chris, jorge is not only the king of hamburgers, he is also the king of "Fatty man", no one can compete with him, see, 769 pounds :D:D

08-11-2002, 01:39 PM
Miranda and her mom
Chris wrestling against Daniel

08-11-2002, 01:48 PM
super mimi!

Mimi bringing a Pizza to fat hoon

08-11-2002, 08:11 PM
OMG,you are ruining this thread with photo's of yourself.:p

08-12-2002, 02:59 AM
people see this foolish old uncle, everyone knows i am Chinese, even if i do plastic surgery, i cannot look like this western woman, what a big liar, in fact the persons in the photos are:

B]his wife FP and her mom KingCing
Jorge wrestling against sususan
http://www.weblokam.com/science/arivu/pic/aug/fat_men.jpg [/B][/QUOTE]

who is Jorge in that photo? of course the fatter one, see as usual, he is beaten badly, lying on the floor, wow, he is like a woman, with big papaya and legs likes a twisted sausage, people, do you want to eat susage :drool: , just cut his legs, unlimited supply of sausages for your whole life :D :D

08-12-2002, 03:11 AM
Miss "fallen papayas" Mimi, how you dare to twist the truth in so horrible way???
everybody knows that i am saying the truth. why r u so sour??? mmm This plump Mimi can't cheat the ppl 4ever. i have some pics of her during a congress of obesity in HK (i will post them later), which principal attraction was undoubtedly, mimi and her 765 pounds
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

08-12-2002, 03:24 AM
people, see, if he got the photos, why he needs time to search, of course, he is searching for FAKE photos again, even a 5 years old child wil not believe his story :D:D

do more construcitve things than ruining me and chris's reputation, uncle Jorge :D :D

08-12-2002, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by mimi

do more construcitve things than ruining me and chris's reputation, uncle Jorge :D :D

first: your reputation was already ruined before i met you.
second: what is more constructive than to exhibit to all the mankind two plump ppl who can breath potato chips instead air??:rolleyes:

08-12-2002, 06:24 AM
mimi and chris are always two innocent pure white :angel: :angel: while this dirty jorge besides fat is an evil :mad: , he is fat so he is jealous of me and chris two super fit models :D

see how long he gets our FAKE photos, actullay its easy for him to find fake photos, he is the permanent president of the WTAF, that is "World of The Aging and Fattest People", he can just click any of his members' photos and said this is me and chris but he fears that his members may discover and sue him, so he gonna be very careful, just pick those just died (you know too fat, easy to die :D), and there are 10000 members, so it takes long :D

me and chris breath fresh air while this fatty Jorge breaths bbq food, Jorge = King of fatty and junk food", people, lets cheer for the king, bow down immediately, no one can compete with Jorge in this department, long live, king of the fatty and junk food :D:D:

08-12-2002, 04:21 PM
Mimi you are so right.;) Jorge is ruining this thread out of jealousy.:mad:

08-12-2002, 07:07 PM
stop your whinings kids, You are just a sour loosers that can't accept that you together can feed one entire year the whole population of Nigeria. They never saw so many flesh!:rolleyes: :p

08-13-2002, 02:27 AM
yes Chris you are so right, this bad dirty fatty dinosaur meat ball Jorge is ruining this thread by his lies, fake photos :mad: but since me and Chris are :angel: , we have sympathy over this fat man who can only seat on sofa all days and cannot go out, otherwise we already cut him into pieces, umm, but its also good to cut him - for the poor people in Africa, just his legs are enough for 100 people to eat for their whole life :D:D

08-13-2002, 02:35 AM
pffff you are always living thanks my creativity, mimi:rolleyes:
but i like this chubby girl :kiss:
*looking how to convince mimi about my peaceful intentions to her, and later to sell him as meat to some hamburger factory*
hi mimi:wavey:

08-13-2002, 02:52 AM
pfff, you are always living thanks to my kindness, its me who permitted FP to marry you, otherwise you are already dead, who cook for you, fatty dinosaur, its my poor sister, everyday she cannot leave her kitchen :mad: :mad:

hahaha, sell me as hamburger :D:D, come on, go and catch me, you aging slow fatty man, you need 10 minutes to stand up, catch me and sell me, not even in dreams, hahaha :D:D:D:bounce: :bounce:

08-13-2002, 03:03 AM
I am going to catch you like an enormous baseball BALL. only let me to find a glove big enough.
*Looking for a glove with the size of a truck*
:D :p

08-13-2002, 03:47 AM
don't lies any more, if you lie more, you gonna lose all your teeth and you can't enjoy eating any more :D:D

catch me, wo ho wo ho, mimi runs as light and as fast as a butterfly coz she is super fit, come on, come on, catch me, this fat jorge cannot even raise his arm :D:D

08-13-2002, 03:58 AM
baby you don't runs but rolls :D
let me find a good goalkeep to kick your butt and to score a nice goal :p
GOAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!!! BY MEXICO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

08-13-2002, 04:12 AM
rolls, if you are so fat, you can't even walk out from your house, roll, what roll, rock and roll :D:D, another silly lies :D:D

umm for this fatty jorge, i think only 10 goalkeepers combined can kick him, and they must be great one, mimi calling for ronaldo, rivaldo, cafu ............

bang bang bang, another goal :D:D

08-13-2002, 04:23 AM
*kicking the fat butt of mimi* *scoring many goals* *enjoying the applausses of the crowd* *watching mimi being kicked by some boys like a big balloon* *enjoying this even more*
:D :D :D :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

08-13-2002, 04:39 AM
i know eating too much make you have illusiion, ok, i have sympathy on you, the big ballon is actually your fat tummy, come on, stop squeezing it, i told you, its no use, unless you eat less otherwise they are with you forever :D:D

the superfit mimi is now doing some shopping while this jorge is still sitting on his sofa, inventing fake stories :D:D

08-13-2002, 04:47 AM
let me fix your post closer from the real thing
Originally posted by mimi

the superFAT mimi is now doing some shopping while this jorge is still sitting on his sofa, inventing fake stories :D:D

08-13-2002, 05:59 AM
shameless old uncle, don't fool people with your dirty moves :mad: , i am superfit mimi while you are superfat Jorge :mad:

now its your bed time, ok, let the kind hearted mimi helps you, tyson, come, prepare to put this fatty old man onto your shoulder, throw him onto the bed, hey tyson, what? your arms are too tired after lifting him up so many times, what, call for sususan, ok, this troublesome Jorge, in your whole life, you are always troubling others, when will you let others have a peaceful day to live :mad: :mad:

08-13-2002, 07:35 AM
umm, my boss is really your good companion, she likes eating junk and greasy food like big macs as you, see its 3:45 p.m. and she told me to buy, so see you, big mac uncle Jorge :D:D

by the way, you have life time sponsorship by mcdonald right, can you give my boss a 20% discount, see, i am always kind mimi :D:D

08-13-2002, 10:43 PM
Pfff! I am still the fittest in here!:p

08-14-2002, 02:05 AM
pfff! You was the fittest before :( Chris but now since knowing this aging fatty uncle Jorge, you adapt his bad habit, eating the hamburgers, hot dog, potato chips, the mole (uncle Jorge's favourite dish :drool: ) you are now reaching 200 pounds, Chris, be careful, you will gonna be Jorge the second, now adapt mimi's healthy diet:

breakfast: fresh orange juice+ cereal
lunch: small sandwiches with only tomato and cheese
dinner: steamed fish + half bowl of rice

conclusion: mimi is the fittest :D:D

08-14-2002, 10:11 PM
Pff! No matter how much I will eat it will take me years to come to Jorge's status.:p Better enjoy my fit body.:angel:

08-15-2002, 02:36 AM
Chris, then you admit that you are 200 pounds right :D, umm, how could you convince your client to believe that you are a fitness trainer given your unfit figure :D

enjoy your fat body, how to enjoy :D, squeeze your meat (torturing) for fun :D :p

08-15-2002, 09:37 PM
I hope uncle Jorge, comes back here soon, so you will have somebody to make these jokes to and actually make sense.;)

08-16-2002, 02:56 AM
fat uncle Jorge said his computer is screwed up :mad: so what he can only do now is just eating, FP told me that she has just ordered a new sofa for uncle Jorge, the name is "Super dinosaur sofa". Its as big and supportive for an elephant coz uncle jorge has added up some pounds when his computer is screwed up by eating his favourite hamburgers:D:D:D

hey Chris, you just admitted that you are 200 pounds, stlll not fat :mad: , unless you are 7 feet tall :D :D umm but i learn that you are just 5 feet tall right :D:D

08-16-2002, 06:09 PM
pffffff i am using my free time to training myself to climb the everest you plump boys!!!!
and yes the modem of my pc is shit! (now) but the next week i'll be back in actions
from a beaitiful cyberspot, where i am watching the wonderful legs of a delightful and shagable señorita (miss) i say bye to you chubby kids.

yes hoeny, what is your name? Lupe, oh yes yes i can take a coffee with you, and maybe later..... who knows? hhe naughty lupe!
bye boys i have work to do (aghh somebody needs to do it:angel: )

08-16-2002, 06:55 PM
I haven't admitted anything, Mimi, you must have been eating some wrong mushrooms lately?:p

OMG, Jorge is really eating all day, no time to post here.:( :p

08-17-2002, 02:24 AM
chris, i am just eating mushrooms, super healthy and no calorie while you eat marshmellow ;):o:D , umm, not healthy right, and getting extra kilos and bad teeth ;):D

this lying fatty uncle Jorge :D, climb everest, hahaha, you even failed to climb up from you bed ,you need Tyson and FP to hold your arms on each side and still with difficulty, you know, 600 pounds is way too heavy to lift up :D

"yes hoeny, what is your name? Lupe, oh yes yes i can take a coffee with you, and maybe later..... who knows? hhe naughty lupe!"

this conversation is taken from the
TV programme which uncle Jorge is watching, as he now has no computer to use, all he can do is eating and watching TV :D

but what he does not know is that there is a secret converation in tyson's bed room while Jorge is watching TV and eating his 10th big macs:o

"my dear mistress FP, come on, wear this little bikini i just bought for you, don't be afraid, this dirty old man Jorge is sitting in his sofa, he can't move, come on" Tyson said :D:D

:D :D

08-17-2002, 04:33 PM
hey this rest of you kids is being wonderful to me, yesterday i ran 54 km with the speed of Car Lewis, my body is reaching the perfection, you must be jealous, fat boys.
But hey you can beat me in a race, if the race is downhill, you can roll faster than i run:mad: :mad: :mad:
the plumps always win!:fiery:

08-18-2002, 04:51 AM
hahaha, why is Uncle Jorge so angry today, well of course, its just because we are telling the truth, see, he is as fat as an elephant, cannot move and whats more, he is now wearing a "green" hat, wife stolen and used by Tyson :D:D

ok, me and Chris are generous and sympathy for you, umm, wife being used by others, no good, no pride :D:D

don't lies anymore, running with the speed of Car Lewis, yes in dream only and may be when we add a wheel onto your foot and push you with a truck :D:D

don't be humble, you of course can win this "downhill" running competion, you are like a fat snow ball, "I am rolling like a ball, i am rolling like a ball, its such a glorious feelings that I am happy again ...." Uncle Jorge sings while receiving his first prize in the "Snow dinosaur meat ball running downhill competition", congradulations uncle Jorge,besides eating competition,you now add anotehr one :D:D

08-19-2002, 10:48 PM

08-20-2002, 02:18 AM
come on uncle Jorge, don't be so angry, you know you already suffered so many illness because of your fattness, be careful of your blood pressure, if you get so angry, you gonna die :D:D

why so angry for hearing the truth :D:D

you be back and whip my butt, hahaha, mimi moves her slim and beautiful butt freely, catch me, fat unle Jorge, you can't even stand up, whip me, not even in dreams :D:D

08-20-2002, 03:20 AM
wihT thiS slow pc of my mom i can't reach you and to whip your butt hardly, but just let me to recover my PC, that is superfast (and you superfat):p , then and just then "SUPERLUISITO!¡" THE SEXIEST BB THING. will spank your butt!:mad:

08-20-2002, 04:22 AM
yes i already knew that you are with your mum coz you make antoher headline, you need another helicopter to "carry"you to your mum :D:D, everyone knows :D but this time you wear a special costume again, your boxer :o

superluisito, pff, superuseless :D:D:D, you can't even touch me :p :p

08-20-2002, 11:44 PM
Lol, Mimi you really know what Jorge likes.:p

08-21-2002, 02:36 AM
Hi Chris, long time no see, are you sitting at your sofa and increasing your 200 pounds by eating potato chips and sausage, banana, big macs like uncle Jorge :D :D :p , stop doing this, do you want to be the headline like uncle Jorge :mad: :p

08-21-2002, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Chris
Lol, Mimi you really know what Jorge likes.:p

can you read my mind, Chirs? :rolleyes: so what i wanna do with this plump girl, ehhh? *clue* BBQ :p

08-21-2002, 07:54 PM
Lmao, I lost my appetite.:( :p

08-21-2002, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Chris
Lmao, I lost my appetite.:( :p

come on, men! is like to eat pork chops!! i know, her meat have a lot of cholesterol, but once at year is not a big deal, isn't?:p

so, which part do you want?
a leg, a cheek or her umppfffff!:D :D :D :D

08-22-2002, 02:26 AM
yes Chris, mimi is a smart girl, she of course knows what this dirty fatty uncle Jorge likes, its easy, he has eaten so many greasy food so he now wants to eat something different: the skinny bonely poor mimi :( , bbq mimi, not possible, i am superfit and you superfat, come on, catch me :D:D:D

hey mimi is no good for you to eat uncle fatty Jorge, i don't have fat but bones, you gonna choke and die :D :D :p :p

08-22-2002, 09:44 PM
Yeah, Jorge, you cannot eat everything , you know.:p