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If __________ wins USO, I will ___________

orangehat
08-22-2009, 08:19 AM
I saw this thread on wta forums and thought what people would say here :lol:

I'll start.

If Murray wins USO, I will puke and not watch tennis for the rest of this year.

coonster14
08-22-2009, 08:59 AM
If Nadal wins USO, I will be super duper happy, hell yeh Golden Slam FTW!!!

If Federer wins USO, I will be glad for him, 6 consecutive US Opens is not easy to achieve.

If Djokovic wins USO, I will be happy since it proves he is not a one slam wonder anymore.

If Murray wins USO, I will shout 'WHAT THE HELL, OMG, THIS IS A TRAGIC DAY!!!'

Xristos
08-22-2009, 09:21 AM
If Nadal wins USO very happy with Rafa haveing won all 4 slams.

If Federer wins USO very happy with Fed wining 6 straight Opens.

If Djokovic wins USO content.

If Del Potro wins USO pleased for him.

If Murray wins USO give the game up.

Bargearse
08-22-2009, 09:27 AM
If Murray wins the USO, I will not take calls from my british friends who want to gloat.

Goldenoldie
08-22-2009, 09:29 AM
If Federer wins USO, I will shrug my shoulders and say "expected"

If Nadal wins USO, I will ask for the name of his doctor.

If Djokovic wins USO, I will sulk for a while, but get over it.

If Del Potro wins USO, I will never watch tennis again.

If Roddick wins USO, I will give him the respect he deserves.

If Murray wins USO, I will p*ss myself with excitement.

Titi
08-22-2009, 09:37 AM
If Nadal wins USO I hope it's Murray he has just beat in the final.

If Murray wins USO I'll get a 'pushing' coach and take up tennis.

If anyone else wins USO (bar top 3) I will ask someone to pinch me and wake me up.

alter ego
08-22-2009, 09:42 AM
If Federer wins USO I will be a very happy fan.

If Nadal wins USO I will be sad to see Fed crying (again).

If Murray wins USO I will throw my telly out the window (desperate times call for desperate measures).

If Djokovic wins USO I will love it.

If Del Potro wins USO I will be ok.

If Davydenko wins USO I will enjoy it.

If Roddick wins USO I won't belive it.

amonb
08-22-2009, 09:51 AM
If Murray wins the USO, I will love the fact the everyone is devestated, which will make it just that little bit more sweeter. Come on Champ!!!

rocketassist
08-22-2009, 09:53 AM
If the Gooch wins USO I will throw a house party and all of MTF are invited.

HattonWBA
08-22-2009, 10:00 AM
If Murray wins the US Open i will be Happy to stick my middle finger up to all the haters

If Federer wins it i will be fustrated at the repetitive grand slam dominance but not disapponted as he is the greatest ever anyway.

If Del Potro wins it i will be slightly suprised given his age and his need for minor improvement

If Novak wins it i will faint given his inability to win a masters or grand slam so far this year, but class is permenent i suppose.

And if Rafa wins the US Open i will send him a letter informing him to keep getting injured after clay court season.

tea
08-22-2009, 10:16 AM
If Federer wins USO I will be just as happy as I've been 15 times already.:D

If Nadal wins USO I will stop watching mens tennis till the end of my life.:sad:

If Djokovic wins USO I will survive that somehow.:rolleyes:

If Murray wins USO I will be very happy for him.:worship:

If Roddick wins USO I will laugh.:lol:

If anyone else wins USO I will give in to a psychiatric hospital for good.:cuckoo:

Jeu_Set_Match
08-22-2009, 10:20 AM
If Federer wins USO, I will facepalm and wonder why i even watched that match

If Murray wins USO, I will print your horrified reactions on colored paper, make confetti out of it and throw a party

If Nadal wins USO, I will laugh at how he managed to do what Roger couldn't unless half of the ATP is injured. But I'll still facepalm

If Djokovic wins USO, I will wonder what the fuck was wrong with him all year but I'll still be happy

If Del Potro wins USO, I will stop watching tennis for a while and follow cricket.

If Fish wins USO, I will lol forever

If Safin wins USO, I will wake up and realise it was a wet dream

Andi-M
08-22-2009, 10:24 AM
If Fed wins USO I'll be pretty emotionless dont hate him dont like him, am kinda tired of seeing him win GS.

If Djokovic wins USO I'll be suprised.

If Nadal wins USO I'll be happy for him.

If Del Potro wins USO despite me not liking him I'll be very impressed.

If Roddick wins USO I'll be very happy for him, after the way he performed at Wimbledon he deserves another slam.

If Murray wins USO I have no idea how I'll react, but I know it would be just so awesome.

In conclusion please Murray win USO

xohxmyx
08-22-2009, 11:39 AM
If Federer wins USO, I will do a Mr. Burns-esqe "excellent"....then go about my daily business
If Nadal wins USO, I will be like "well yay i suppose vamos rafa and such" then go about my daily business
If Del Potro wins USO, I will scream "Hells yeah muther-f**ker!" and run around going :woohoo: until i collapse or get tackled down by some jaded murray fan
If Murray wins USO, I will vomit in my mouth just a little bit and probably swear like a sailor, and intensly dislike the situation
If Roddick wins USO, I will go..."aww isnt that nice?"
If Gonzalez(it could happen) wins USO, I will be possibly the happiest person in the world for that moment in time:D
If anyone else wins USO, I will be suprised and also like "woah!"

A_Skywalker
08-22-2009, 11:41 AM
If Nadal wins USO I will call doctors to Glenn's home.

Snoo Foo
08-22-2009, 12:30 PM
If Cuevas wins USO, I will consecrate my life to Jesus. And buy a lottery ticket.

Caio_Brasil
08-22-2009, 12:34 PM
All I know is that if Murray wins the USO, Excalibur will commit suicide.

chenx15
08-22-2009, 12:43 PM
If Federer wins,I want to see Rafawon2009usopen suicide picture
If Nadal wins, I want to see orgasmatron suicide picture
If Djokovic wins, well he wins
If roddick wins, well he wins
If Murray wins, i want to see half of MTF members Suicide pictures

If Del Potro wins the future of tennis has begun

Saya-nee-sama
08-22-2009, 01:00 PM
If Federer wins,I want to see Rafawon2009usopen suicide picture

I so agree with this!!

If federer wins I will be just so happy he has his 16th grand slamand of course 6th straight UsOpen.
If Nadal wins it would be good too, to see him complete the career grand slam at such a young age.
If Djokovic wins , I will be reaaally glad, but hoping he wouldn't be too arrogant about winning it.
If del potro wins. it would be soo greaat! his 1st GS!
If murray wins, OMG, that will be the end of tennis :O. I would just commit suicide.

Kraxths
08-22-2009, 01:04 PM
if Muzza wins USO, I will send flowers to Exca's family

Huey84
08-22-2009, 01:27 PM
If Chokervic wins the USO I will tug at my nether region until stuff comes out.

Burrow
08-22-2009, 01:35 PM
If Michael Myers wins the US Open I will say "What".

why,marat,why?
08-22-2009, 02:50 PM
If Marat wins the US Open, I will shoot my pants.

out_here_grindin
08-22-2009, 02:55 PM
If federer wins the US open, I will be pretty dissapointed.
If Nadal wins the US Open, I will dread the media hype that will follow.
If Murray win the US Open I will be content
If Djokovic wins I will be content
Same for Del Potro and Roddick

If andyone outside the top6 wins the US Open I will be pretty happy (unless its Robredo or someone like that)

Serenidad
08-22-2009, 02:56 PM
If Murray wins USO, I will bump threads and posts highlighting people's stupidity. :inlove:

I might call the health care for a few posters as well.

andylovesaustin
08-22-2009, 03:09 PM
Well, I won't be jumping-off any bridges if my favorites don't win.
There's really nobody I just couldn't handle winning the USO--even Fed.

But I'd really like Andy Roddick to win--particularly against Roger.

If Andy can't, I'd like to see Rafa win the thing. Then it would be Rafa two grand slams and Roger two!

I'd like to see Pony win, or Novak win. I think Pony would be so excited if he could pull it off.

I'd like to see someone out of the blue winning, too--even somebody like Hewitt, Haas, or a not-so-famous young player!

I wouldn't mind so much if Andy Murray won, but the hype about him being the "true" #1 and Roger's heir apparent grates. If he were the true #1 he would have won the French, Wimby, or both. He would have made it to finals at Wimby, at least. (I'll give him a pass on the AO since he was sick with a virus.)

It wouldn't kill me if Roger won. In fact, I expect Roger to win. To me, he's the favorite. How can he not be?

xohxmyx
08-22-2009, 03:10 PM
wow....murrays gunna have alot of death on his hands if he wins this thing(which he wont:ras:)

Harmless
08-22-2009, 03:47 PM
I look forward to reading Martin's answers. :p


If Federer wins the USO, I will be very happy that I get to witness such a wonderful era of tennis. :dance:
If Muller wins the USO(next year:bigcry:), I will donate all my worldly possessions to the Dalai Lama, after having woken up from a dehydration-induced coma, of course.
If Murray wins the USO, I will replace my tennis interest with Pauly Shore movies.

Sapeod
08-22-2009, 03:49 PM
If Federer wins US Open I will be pleases for him for winning 16 GS

If Murray wins US Open I will gloat, laugh at the haters, bump threads and also quote people saying he had no chance.

If Nadal wins US Open it will be a bad day.

If Djokovic wins US Open I will be like WTF?

If Roddick wins US Open I will be the same as with Djokovic

If Del Potro wins the US Open I will be the same as above.

If anyone else wins US Open I will die from laughter.

Johnny Groove
08-22-2009, 04:03 PM
If Federer wins the USO, I will yawn.

If Nadal wins the USO, I'm gonna throw an orgy at my house.

If Murray wins the USO, I'm gonna get fucked up, vomit, and take a cold shower.

If Djokovic wins the USO, I won't have any emotions either way.

If Roddick wins the USO, It'll be the most deserved slam win in a long time.

If Del Potro wins the USO, I'll be okay, because the sport will have a new slam winner who isn't a pusher.

If Safin wins the USO, I will piss myself laughing.

rtgy
08-22-2009, 05:19 PM
If I win USO, I will be very happy:p:angel:

Ilovetheblues_86
08-22-2009, 06:03 PM
If Murray wins USO I will laugh of all the haters.
If Nadal wins USO they will laugh of me.

rob88hock
08-22-2009, 07:10 PM
If sam querrey wins the USO, i will trust the us open series rankings

HKz
08-22-2009, 07:52 PM
If Nadal wins USO I will call doctors to Glenn's home.

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ad-out
08-31-2009, 08:07 PM
If anyone except Fed or Nadal wins the USO I will be happy.

If Marat wins the USO I will fly all the "safinettes" to NY to celebrate with him! :devil:

alter ego
09-18-2009, 12:47 PM
Bump

If Federer wins USO, I will facepalm and wonder why i even watched that match

If Murray wins USO, I will print your horrified reactions on colored paper, make confetti out of it and throw a party

If Nadal wins USO, I will laugh at how he managed to do what Roger couldn't unless half of the ATP is injured. But I'll still facepalm

If Djokovic wins USO, I will wonder what the fuck was wrong with him all year but I'll still be happy

If Del Potro wins USO, I will stop watching tennis for a while and follow cricket.

If Fish wins USO, I will lol forever

If Safin wins USO, I will wake up and realise it was a wet dream

If Federer wins USO, I will do a Mr. Burns-esqe "excellent"....then go about my daily business
If Nadal wins USO, I will be like "well yay i suppose vamos rafa and such" then go about my daily business
If Del Potro wins USO, I will scream "Hells yeah muther-f**ker!" and run around going :woohoo: until i collapse or get tackled down by some jaded murray fan
If Murray wins USO, I will vomit in my mouth just a little bit and probably swear like a sailor, and intensly dislike the situation
If Roddick wins USO, I will go..."aww isnt that nice?"
If Gonzalez(it could happen) wins USO, I will be possibly the happiest person in the world for that moment in time:D
If anyone else wins USO, I will be suprised and also like "woah!"

If Federer wins USO, I will shrug my shoulders and say "expected"

If Nadal wins USO, I will ask for the name of his doctor.

If Djokovic wins USO, I will sulk for a while, but get over it.

If Del Potro wins USO, I will never watch tennis again.

If Roddick wins USO, I will give him the respect he deserves.

If Murray wins USO, I will p*ss myself with excitement.

If Federer wins USO I will be just as happy as I've been 15 times already.:D

If Nadal wins USO I will stop watching mens tennis till the end of my life.:sad:

If Djokovic wins USO I will survive that somehow.:rolleyes:

If Murray wins USO I will be very happy for him.:worship:

If Roddick wins USO I will laugh.:lol:

If anyone else wins USO I will give in to a psychiatric hospital for good.:cuckoo:

federersforehand
09-18-2009, 12:53 PM
luul

Heners
09-18-2009, 02:00 PM
If Murray wins the USO, I'll ring and tell my mum.

xohxmyx
09-18-2009, 02:00 PM
i actually did that i screamed "hells yeah muthereffers" and went :woohoo:...nobody tackled me though, my parents did tell me to shut up and stop screaming though...prehpas there closet murray fans