Chris "Teh Gooch" Guccione OUTGUNS Dev Varman 6-2 6-1, advances to Aptos Final [Archive] - MensTennisForums.com

Chris "Teh Gooch" Guccione OUTGUNS Dev Varman 6-2 6-1, advances to Aptos Final

L James
07-19-2009, 02:51 AM
Will meet N. Lindahl in an All-Australian final. Australian tennis is back, ladies and gentlemen :worship:

Don't mess wit' Teh Gooch, what a beatdown on Somdev :eek: :yeah: :worship:

out_here_grindin
07-19-2009, 02:53 AM
Somdev :mad::o

Audacity
07-19-2009, 02:56 AM
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: THE GOOCH will not be stopped until he wins US Open!

Serenidad
07-19-2009, 02:57 AM
Getting broken that many times by Guccione's return game.
Glenn will be pleased.

L James
07-19-2009, 02:57 AM
:bowdown::bowdown::bowdown: THE GOOCH will not be stopped until he wins US Open!

How come Gooch isn't in your signature, bro? :confused:

jmsx521
07-19-2009, 03:30 AM
This is the fewest amount of games I've seen Dev Varman win in a while!

Audacity
07-19-2009, 03:36 AM
The Gooch looking good as always..

gaeMmLX0SmE

GlennMirnyi
07-19-2009, 03:48 AM
Great to see The Knight of Malta gettin' his form back.

Serenidad
07-19-2009, 04:19 AM
Glenn will be pleased.

Great to see The Knight of Malta gettin' his form back.

:hysteric:

fast_clay
07-19-2009, 04:27 AM
nice little head start on hard courts here for the gooch...

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2009, 06:38 AM
I forgot this guy existed! Damn, reality sucks.

And why is he 'the Knight of Malta'? Probably a stupid question, but I'm curious now.

GlennMirnyi
07-19-2009, 06:41 AM
I forgot this guy existed! Damn, reality sucks.

And why is he 'the Knight of Malta'? Probably a stupid question, but I'm curious now.

Because he just is. The population of Malta gave him knighthood as the last defender of the island.

fast_clay
07-19-2009, 06:50 AM
I forgot this guy existed! Damn, reality sucks.

And why is he 'the Knight of Malta'? Probably a stupid question, but I'm curious now.

it was Malta's response to Alex Bogdanovic being afforded the title: 'Count of Slough' ... Count Boggo of Slough was later advanced the keys to an industrial estate...

being a Knight of Malta is not a postion without responsibility, and as such, The Gooch is required to impregnate several Maltese virgins every 4 months...

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2009, 07:29 AM
it was Malta's response to Alex Bogdanovic being afforded the title: 'Count of Slough' ... Count Boggo of Slough was later advanced the keys to an industrial estate...

being a Knight of Malta is not a postion without responsibility, and as such, The Gooch is required to impregnate several Maltese virgins every 4 months...

I'm now very very scared because I'm from maltese background and a virgin. Somebody help me PLEASE!!!

dark_ambient
07-19-2009, 09:09 AM
Then it's better for you to embrace your destiny... Gooch you redheaded legend! :bowdown:

jonathancrane
07-19-2009, 09:10 AM
Take the title, goochie

jmf07
07-19-2009, 09:23 AM
I'm now very very scared because I'm from maltese background and a virgin. Somebody help me PLEASE!!!

Your lucky. The only reason you should be scared is that there will be millions of jealous women hunting you down.