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Funniest post of 2009

Action Jackson
01-12-2009, 03:08 PM
Nominate the best posts of the year, of course they should be linked. Context is important as well.

cobalt60
01-12-2009, 03:22 PM
What post won for 2008? :scratch: :p

Thanos
01-18-2009, 11:49 AM
good question.. the other thread just disappeared.

buddyholly
01-18-2009, 05:24 PM
But overall, lifeboats in planes don't really prevent accidents.

Pfloyd

Ivanatis
01-27-2009, 11:09 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8080075&postcount=2

Byrd
01-27-2009, 11:10 PM
Anything posted by Ruanz/Just Cause...

ClaudiuS
01-28-2009, 02:11 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8080075&postcount=2

:lol:

Jōris
01-28-2009, 09:05 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/search.php?searchid=1453139

the biscuit
01-28-2009, 10:33 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/search.php?searchid=1453139

:spit:

+

:scared: :scared: :scared:

Jōris
01-28-2009, 10:38 AM
:spit:

+

:scared: :scared: :scared:

Same feeling. Does the link still work for you, I get a Sorry - no matches. Please try some different terms message.

the biscuit
01-28-2009, 10:42 AM
Same feeling. Does the link still work for you

No, actually. Weird.

Jōris
01-28-2009, 11:01 AM
No, actually. Weird.

Thanks.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/search.php?searchid=1453295

Just in case the search link stops working again:

search by key word: jenni
+
search by user name: Bilbo
=
a tragicomedy

Bilbo
01-28-2009, 11:22 AM
this one: http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8018189&postcount=12169

Jenni :haha: So funny this girl sometimes :hug:

martine2
01-28-2009, 11:27 AM
Thanks.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/search.php?searchid=1453295

Just in case the search link stops working again:

search by key word: jenni
+
search by user name: Bilbo
=
a tragicomedy

this one: http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8018189&postcount=12169

Jenni :haha: So funny this girl sometimes :hug:

:spit: the story continues

nkp2
01-28-2009, 11:27 AM
Thanks.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/search.php?searchid=1453295

Just in case the search link stops working again:

search by key word: jenni
+
search by user name: Bilbo
=
a tragicomedy

That's hilarious. :worship:

Bilbo
01-28-2009, 11:29 AM
:spit: the story continues

a never-ending story :shrug:

Jōris
01-28-2009, 12:06 PM
:eek:

When it's all arranged like that :scared:

Sorry. Didn't mean to frighten you. ;)

I don't want to critise Bilbo with my posts though. Unreciprocated crushes are just part of life and I'm certain Bilbo doesn't mean harm.

martine2
01-28-2009, 05:30 PM
a never-ending story :shrug:

No offense really ;) but yr post appearing after the previous one was hilarious :p

Nathaliia
01-28-2009, 05:35 PM
It doesn't work for me :( but I assume it involves posts from my chat thread anyway :o

Henry Chinaski
01-28-2009, 05:36 PM
bilbo will have the last laugh when he's walking down the aisle with his oxford princess

Jōris
01-28-2009, 06:02 PM
bilbo will have the last laugh when he's walking down the aisle with his oxford princess

The story of how their marriage came about would have the makings of a great Jerry Springer episode.

the biscuit
01-28-2009, 08:45 PM
bilbo will have the last laugh when he's walking down the aisle with his oxford princess

:lol:

bad gambler
01-28-2009, 11:37 PM
bilbo will have the last laugh when he's walking down the aisle with his oxford princess

:eek:

Thanos
01-28-2009, 11:43 PM
the link doesnt work for me either :(

leng jai
01-29-2009, 09:47 AM
Links don't work. What the fuck is this? This is bullshit.

Jōris
01-29-2009, 10:36 AM
the link doesnt work for me either :(

Links don't work. What the fuck is this? This is bullshit.

:hug:

shotgun
01-29-2009, 10:53 AM
People are just jealous of such a successful love story. No one ever came as close to Naranoc's heart as Bilbo did.

Henry Chinaski
01-31-2009, 12:04 AM
desigundah at 3-3 in the fifth set between Nadal and Verdasco:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8092700&postcount=14890

TankingTheSet
01-31-2009, 11:47 PM
What "shag" does mean?

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8098557&postcount=173745

ClaudiuS
02-01-2009, 11:11 AM
:lol:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8101645&postcount=1

tangerine_dream
02-03-2009, 07:30 PM
JimmyV strikes again:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8112906&postcount=8

Svetlana.
02-03-2009, 08:42 PM
JimmyV strikes again:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8112906&postcount=8

:haha: but I agree with him

Black Adam
02-03-2009, 11:23 PM
Here is the gem of the year so far.

It's totally ridiculous that this is even a news story. He 23 and smoked some pot at a party, the way the media is reporting this you'd think they found him in a back alley in New York snorting heroin off the ass of a hooker he just killed.

TankingTheSet
02-03-2009, 11:55 PM
When posting something to this thread, always try to quote the text. That's because links often stop working soon or after a while (even if one post is deleted somewhere earlier in the thread the links don't work anymore).

Nathaliia
02-05-2009, 10:08 AM
quote is there inside

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8118574&postcount=106

scarecrows
02-05-2009, 09:15 PM
contest for 2009 is over

Caio Brasil in a Mistaflava parody in kostakastorian language

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8121169&postcount=7216

TankingTheSet
02-05-2009, 09:44 PM
contest for 2009 is over

Caio Brasil in a Mistaflava parody in kostakastorian language

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8121169&postcount=7216

:lol: That's a good one.

Ivanatis
02-12-2009, 04:51 AM
probably not a contender, but you have to love this new guy's use of smileys:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=42022

waterlily_021989
02-12-2009, 08:23 AM
probably not a contender, but you have to love this new guy's use of smileys:
http://www.menstennisforums.com/search.php?do=finduser&u=42022

:rolls:

Yves.
02-14-2009, 10:55 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8080075&postcount=2

What's so funny about that post?

Yves.
02-14-2009, 10:57 AM
I think I just pissed my pants from excitement.

Actually all of Arend's posts :lol:

Ivanatis
02-14-2009, 01:03 PM
What's so funny about that post?

you being serious?

Yves.
02-14-2009, 02:48 PM
you being serious?

Yes, tell me, what's so funny?

Ivanatis
02-14-2009, 03:23 PM
:scratch: I just did.

Yves.
02-16-2009, 02:02 PM
:scratch: I just did.

No you didn't.

finishingmove
02-16-2009, 02:39 PM
No you didn't.

yes he did

jonathancrane
02-18-2009, 08:12 AM
Both Sampras (my ex fav along with Edberg) and Becker won't beat Rafa on any surface. Tennis is on a much higher level now. Recently I watched some Sampras, Agassi, Becker matches. I could tell the rallies were much slower like a slow motion of nowadays' rallies although the surfaces are believed to have been faster. The players' footwork had been so awkward back then as well.

Why this clown hasn't won the ACC yet?

habibko
02-18-2009, 11:04 AM
Why this clown hasn't won the ACC yet?

some people are too :retard: to win anything, even the most :retard: trophy.

Yves.
02-18-2009, 10:47 PM
yes he did

Am I never serious?

shotgun
02-19-2009, 12:20 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8180476&postcount=4


http://i44.tinypic.com/153si2g.jpg

:lol:


:lol:

habibko
03-25-2009, 12:26 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8315405&postcount=1392

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

safinafan
03-25-2009, 10:42 PM
JimmyV strikes again:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8112906&postcount=8

It is the funniest post ever!!! :haha:

TankingTheSet
03-28-2009, 11:49 PM
From the closed Miami players party thread, posted on 27 March:


you can tell cibulkova is a proper slut


Apart from probably being a sharp observation, it's ironic that Cibulkova is now eating Katarina Sperm for breakfast leading 6-4 *3-2 in WTA Miami.

scarecrows
03-29-2009, 10:53 AM
gamblers always deliver
If I had 3 bullets and Schuettler, Bin Laden and Bush were lined up against the wall, I would shoot Schuettler 3 times.

Hate him.

tangerine_dream
04-05-2009, 10:43 PM
Arend again, after Murray defeated Djokovic in Miami final:

twitter upd8: i fukn won 2day !!legend!! my skillz r 2 tuff 4 whts hs name idk i forgt lol im goin bck 2 watch eastenders n hollyoaks.

:lol:

Fee
04-06-2009, 02:33 AM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8315405&postcount=1392

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

In case something happens to the link above...

Beavis & Butt-Head <-> Murray & Murray ;)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Beavis_and_Butthead_horror.png

http://www.menstennisforums.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=195785&stc=1&d=1237689167

openwong
04-06-2009, 11:13 AM
I am looking for...

Angle Queen
05-15-2009, 12:42 AM
From the thread on Richie gettin' busted for snortin' the candy...and a reference to prior, ah, imbibers:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=8547404#post8547404

By the infamous MisterQ.

Many bastions of Old School Serve and Volley tennis loved a good snort now and then -- and again and again. Snort and volley. Those were the days.

cobalt60
05-15-2009, 02:04 AM
From the thread on Richie gettin' busted for snortin' the candy...and a reference to prior, ah, imbibers:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showthread.php?p=8547404#post8547404

By the infamous MisterQ.

Unfortunately he is far and few between these days. Such a shame that the place is too filled with many lovely but nasty ladies. And I say that loosely;)

Dini
10-12-2009, 08:42 AM
2 nominations:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9197975&postcount=83

^Made for awesome reading. Chuckled out loud - especially the last line for some reason.

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9144720&postcount=8

^Might not be the funniest but it certainly made me laugh.

Manon
10-12-2009, 12:31 PM
quote is there inside

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8118574&postcount=106

A few tennis lesson urgently:lol:

This too even if it's here > http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8169797&postcount=46

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8315405&postcount=1392

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

:worship:

Jōris
10-12-2009, 12:36 PM
contest for 2009 is over

Caio Brasil in a Mistaflava parody in kostakastorian language

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=8121169&postcount=7216

This one, link is dead sadly. Anyone saved it to an external document?

SloKid
10-12-2009, 12:44 PM
This one, link is dead sadly. Anyone saved it to an external document?
Caio_Brasil's 2009 ATP Tennis Betting Record: 0-0 (+$0,00)

***I only wager on odds 1.01 or better and never do parlays

(If you wager exactly the amounts I wager on every match this season, I promise you make some crazy money)

Egypt F2 is going underway and I'm going to do big money at my first bet this season. I know these future guys very well and I have the ability to say who is going to win this uncovered matches. Follow me and you will make big money here.

All my wagering is done at Pinnacle. All the best this season and if you have a problem with me or my style, U ARE A BASTER, MUST SHY AND I WILL GAM YOUR SISTER!

--------------------------------------




Friday, February 6


Walter Trusendi 1.42 over Dusan Lojda ($2000 to win $840)

This is a hard match-up but you guys gotta trust me. Trusendi is a better player and had great success at Rimini challenger last year when he reached the final! You guys may think "he lost in the first round last week and Lojda was the champion". Thing is Lojda is a headcase and won't manage to win back-to-back titles. Only meeting between them Lojda retired after losing 3-6 0-4. This shows he doesn't have balls to beat Waltinho. I mean, the Czech is 33-33 at clay courts while Trusendi is 222-199. The Italian won't let us down this time. So if you have any brains just wager me and you will make big money. TIME FOR THE CZECH TO GO BACK TO WHERE HE BELONGS! TRUSENDI WILL GAM!!!

Karim Maamoun 2.30 over Simone Vagnozzi ($1 million to win $1,300,000)

This is the bet of the day. That's my chance to buy my house at Fernando de Noronha, so I ask all you guys to pray for this one. I promise I will invite you all to great parties with paidis to gam and lost of drinks. You guys may think Vagnozzi is a secure bet here because of the ranking difference, but you have to listen and trust me. I am a friend of Maamouns family and know Karim very well. First of all you mustn't confuse this Karim with Karim-Mohammed who is a mug of the highest level. The one who is playing tomorrow is one hell of a player and only hasn't been a top 10 because he prefers to stay at Egypt taking care of the family's lands. Maamoun is a famous surname at Egypt, it comes from a famous sequency of Faraohs, who used to play racketball and gam ones like Cleopatra. Karim has a kick serve better than Nieminen's, and this will work pretty well against that midget Vagnozzi. Have you guys seen how short the Italian is? He's so small it's not even funny. Their head-to-head is 1-1 and Vagnozzi won the last meeting in Doha 2007, 6-4 6-4. But that was a hard court so it's another history. If you see what the first match was you will get what I'm saying. Karim won a match in a EGYPT FUTURE in 2001 on a CLAY COURT, 7-5 6-2. Karim owns Egypt, I'm telling you guys. He is never going to lose this match. If Vagnozzi tries something funny tomorrow the personal security guard of the Maamoun family will threaten him and he will not win the match because he is one smart guy. Get what I'm saying? SO, IF YOU WANT TO COME TO FERNANDO DE NORONHA AND GAM HOT PAIDIS OF BRAZIL, PRAY FOR ME AND BET SOME MONEY ON THIS ONE SO YOU CAN COME BY PARTICULAR AIRPLANE TO BRAZIL!!!







:eek:
;)

Jōris
10-12-2009, 12:49 PM
;)

:yeah:

HKz
10-13-2009, 03:51 AM
Anything posted by rafawon09usopen/8pNadal is hilarious :D

Ilovetheblues_86
10-13-2009, 04:48 AM
Caidis won that one :lol:

JolánGagó
10-16-2009, 02:50 PM
http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9215501&postcount=227

:rolls:

Clydey
10-16-2009, 07:39 PM
Why doesn't anyone highlight genuinely funny, witty posts, as opposed to linking to posts that they think are dumb?

Is this thread a celebration of MTF wit or just another bashing thread?

Snoo Foo
10-16-2009, 07:59 PM
:scratch: i thought caio's post was genuinely funny and witty but your mileage may vary, as we say in my country.

Clydey
10-16-2009, 08:11 PM
:scratch: i thought caio's post was genuinely funny and witty but your mileage may vary, as we say in my country.

I've skimmed through most of them. One or two might be funny. Most of them seem to be an excuse to slag another poster off. I was hoping to be linked to some genuinely witty posts.

l_mac
10-16-2009, 08:47 PM
;)

:haha: :haha:

Snoo Foo
10-16-2009, 08:47 PM
MTF is the wrong place for that. you should be proactive and link to some genuinely witty posts, assuming you can find any.

scarecrows
10-16-2009, 09:01 PM
you can appreciate Caio's post 10 times more if you have read Mistaflava's posts in gamblers forum

Dini
10-17-2009, 04:26 PM
A gem. :lol:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9219947&postcount=2207

:spit:

Jōris
10-17-2009, 06:46 PM
A gem. :lol:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9219947&postcount=2207

:spit:

I'll admit that was funny, even though Welsh is on of my favourite languages.

On a related topic, Spanish is the sound an Italian would make when forced through a grater.

Sapeod
10-17-2009, 07:31 PM
A gem. :lol:

http://www.menstennisforums.com/showpost.php?p=9219947&postcount=2207

:spit:
That was funny as hell.

ExcaliburII
12-18-2009, 05:39 AM
Give the prize to Caio please.

superslam77
12-18-2009, 06:02 AM
I thought my USO post was legendary :shrug:?

OH well, how about funniest moments of 2009 but in tennis.

1-Gonzo's asswhipe at RG.
2-Soderking's dismiss of Nadull, Twice.
3-the Rafatard that stalked fed in the RG final.
4-Fed's humiliation of Del Potro with a header at AO.
5-Duck's face after the wimby final.
6-Rafa's pink dress.
7-Hass waving for fed to miss a pass at the net against at wimby.

fangirl
12-18-2009, 12:57 PM
I thought my USO post was legendary :shrug:?

OH well, how about funniest moments of 2009 but in tennis.

1-Gonzo's asswhipe at RG.
2-Soderking's dismiss of Nadull, Twice.
3-the Rafatard that stalked fed in the RG final.
4-Fed's humiliation of Del Potro with a header at AO.
5-Duck's face after the wimby final.
6-Rafa's pink dress.
7-Hass waving for fed to miss a pass at the net against at wimby.

That is not what the thread asked for was it now? And if you think your own posts are legendary, chances are that they aren't.

sammy01
12-18-2009, 02:06 PM
That is not what the thread asked for was it now? And if you think your own posts are legendary, chances are that they aren't.

ouch :o

superslam77
12-18-2009, 02:09 PM
That is not what the thread asked for was it now? And if you think your own posts are legendary, chances are that they aren't.

boo :p

only your pics are saving you from hell :wavey:

superslam77
12-18-2009, 02:11 PM
ouch :o

internet, serious business :haha:

i mean i'm crying :spit:
NOT :bigwave:

fangirl
12-18-2009, 02:39 PM
ouch :o

Your icon displays taste.

And for the record, I do think Gonzo wiping the court with his ass was sexy. Just not the point.

Orka_n
12-18-2009, 08:14 PM
I laughed at this for a while:
[after Nadal vs. Almagro in Bercy]
Nadul might be the biggest pusher in the game today

That 2nd set when he was being obliterated, he resorted to f'n SQUASH SHOTS..not incisive squash shots mind you.. FLOATING squash shots and lobs to stay in the match against al-mug-disgrace-o

Even his "slice" floats

Its quite disgusting and revolting. I shudder to see kids on tour in 5 years trying to "grind" like he does..moonballing with their oversize babalot frames.

:lol:

Also, pretty much all posts by Ichiban1920 (I miss him), Everko and 2003 are priceless. Ichiban's posts because of his hilarious burning hatred towards Nadulltards, Everko's and 2003's posts because they never once make sense.

GustavoM_Fan
01-05-2010, 12:21 AM
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