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In the spotlight - leng jai

Clydey
12-13-2008, 06:28 PM
Does incessant slicing get you aroused?

Are you religious? Feel free to expand on your reasons for being religious/irreligious.

If you had to choose between your mother and your father, whom would you choose?

What are your pet hates?

Is there a single item which you could not do without?

leng jai
12-13-2008, 08:14 PM
1. When Haas or Federer slice it up, it keeps more in a constant state of heavy arousal. However, my arousal quickly fades with Federer when he begins his clownish "80% frame" topspin backhand. Murray gets me mildly aroused as long as I don't look at his face. Conversely, incessant slicing from the likes of Del Pony and Nadull makes me violently ill, often inducing the coughing up of blood and other serious medical implications. In my opinion players who can't slice should be banned from the sport. Makes sense to me.

2. I follow many religions. Haas-ism, Bale-ism, Rachel Weisz-ism, Liam Neeson-ism Lego-ism, Autumn Reeser-ism, Hamish Blake-ism, Muse-ism and consumer-ism. In terms of a real answer, no, I don't follow any "real" religions. I do believe there is a god. How else could Haasi be created?

3. Frankly this question is rubbish and I don't have an answer. Let me say this though - I am a faulty son.

4. Fuck, too many to answer within the time limit I have allocated for these questions. Well, 6am starts. Like seriously, which moron legalized this shit? Not getting 2 packs of sweet and sour sauce when I order 10 nuggets from Mcdonalods. This happens a lot. Like, what the fuck? Don't they train the trainees at Mcdonalds, or are they so incompetent that they can't remember he golden rule: 10 pack = 2 sauces. Its not quantum physics people. People who think they are funny and actually are not. Yes, I do hate myself.

5. My jocks. I'm chinese, cover is essential.

Clydey
12-13-2008, 08:26 PM
I felt it necessary to throw in at least one utterly absurd question. Asking you to choose between your parents seemed suitably ridiculous.

What is it about Haas and Bale that gets you all hot and bothered?

Can you speak mandarin? My ex girlfriend tried to teach it to me. It was hard, so I gave it up within days.

Following on from the slice question, is it safe to assume that you were in love with Steffi Graf or does your hatred for the WTA outweigh your love for slicing?

Ass, face, or tits? You may order them in terms of importance.

scarecrows
12-13-2008, 08:26 PM
why are you so sexy?

Fensler
12-18-2008, 07:35 PM
1)Which movie role/character = Christian Bale's best performance as an actor so far?
2)What countries have you visited?
3)How did you first discover MTF?
4)Who do you think has had better overall success in Slams: Ivan Ljubičić or James Blake?

alfonsojose
12-18-2008, 10:54 PM
Why the sexy Bale avatar?

Thanos
12-29-2008, 11:17 PM
why haven't you answer your previous questions?

are you worried that their are too many arse clowns on mtf and that they won't be able to fit in your signature?? if so, how will you counter this?

Kolya
12-30-2008, 12:40 AM
Opinion on American Psycho?

Henry Chinaski
12-30-2008, 03:13 AM
I've heard rumours that you Mum is a total MIILF and was wondering whether this was true. Your answer can of course be based on the consensus among your brus and not on any feelings you may or may not possess on a personal level.

leng jai
12-30-2008, 08:28 AM
I felt it necessary to throw in at least one utterly absurd question. Asking you to choose between your parents seemed suitably ridiculous.

What is it about Haas and Bale that gets you all hot and bothered?

Can you speak mandarin? My ex girlfriend tried to teach it to me. It was hard, so I gave it up within days.

Following on from the slice question, is it safe to assume that you were in love with Steffi Graf or does your hatred for the WTA outweigh your love for slicing?

Ass, face, or tits? You may order them in terms of importance.

1. Bale cause hes The Bale. His dedication to his work (see The Machinist, apparently he only ate an apple, a tin of plain tuna and a cup of skinny milk a day for months) and the fact that he doesn't care for the spotlight.

Haas cause hes handsome and his game is handsome. Hes got all the shots, knows how use the slice and the backhand is an instant erection inducer. Basically his game is all style without that much substance - thats my kind of player. The on court antics are pure entertainment especially paired up with the right umpire. Haas and Chryst anyone?

2. Can't speak mandarin, but can speak Cantonese.

3. I love WTA because I know its true purpose = a gigantic perve session.

4. Face, tits, ass. Cock beats them all though.

why are you so sexy?

1. You make me beautiful darling.

1)Which movie role/character = Christian Bale's best performance as an actor so far?
2)What countries have you visited?
3)How did you first discover MTF?
4)Who do you think has had better overall success in Slams: Ivan Ljubičić or James Blake?

1. Probably Trent Reznik in The Machinist or Alfred Borden in The Prestige.

Why the sexy Bale avatar?

1. Why the fuck not would be my response to that.

why haven't you answer your previous questions?

are you worried that their are too many arse clowns on mtf and that they won't be able to fit in your signature?? if so, how will you counter this?

1. I forgot.

2. There is a very thorough and stringent selection process that goes into constructing my highly clownish signature, so only the BoB (best of the best) clowns make the cut. So no, I'm not worried. Now matter how many clowns MTF can produce, you will always find the cream of the crop in my signature.

Opinion on American Psycho?

1. Two words: Topless Bale.

I've heard rumours that you Mum is a total MIILF and was wondering whether this was true. Your answer can of course be based on the consensus among your brus and not on any feelings you may or may not possess on a personal level.

1. I can only come to the conclusion that my mother is fucking hot based on the overwhelmingly positive opinions from everyone that has seen her mug. There is a photo of me with her in it in the MTF pics thread. I'm pretty sure its still up. She has chronic psychosis though bru, so don't be tryin anything.

I do my part to offset this horridly wrong consensus by calling her a pork shop on a daily basis.

tripwires
03-17-2012, 01:56 PM
1. What's your favourite activity on MTF?

2. If you became an MTF mod and had unlimited power, who's the first poster you'd ban?

3. What's your favourite tournament?

4. Describe your perfect girl.

5. Why are you so funny?

6. Describe your most embarrassing moment (yes, you have to pick just one).

7. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

8. Who's your favourite writer?

9. If you do anything you wanted, with absolutely no constrains, what would it be?

10. Who's your favourite MTF poster? :angel:

Chirag
03-17-2012, 01:59 PM
how the hell did you find this thread :facepalm:

epic bump

Hewitt =Legend
03-17-2012, 02:04 PM
lol

Ajde..???

tripwires
03-17-2012, 02:16 PM
You guys aren't adhering to the purpose of this thread. I am very disappointed.

This is my best thread bump ever - even better than bumping muZe konZa's thread in GM. :hearts:

arm
03-17-2012, 02:18 PM
1 - Can I get free dessert if I ever go to Melbourne and eat in your restaurant?
2 - Would you prefer Hass to win the Olympics or WTF?
3 - Hass and trip ask you out on the same day, who do you pick?
4 - Which serious question should I ask Andrey?

Hewitt =Legend
03-17-2012, 02:19 PM
How disappointed will you be if Trip doesn't participate in the simultaneous moaning sessions when we are watching Hass again next year?

Ajde..???

leng jai
03-17-2012, 02:22 PM
I knew Trip bumping this thread would have dire consequences.

Ajde.

tripwires
03-17-2012, 02:30 PM
I knew Trip bumping this thread would have dire consequences.

Ajde.

Haven't seen any so far. :confused:

I am still brimming with pride from this GOAT bump.

leng jai
03-17-2012, 02:35 PM
1 - Can I get free dessert if I ever go to Melbourne and eat in your restaurant?
2 - Would you prefer Hass to win the Olympics or WTF?
3 - Hass and trip ask you out on the same day, who do you pick?
4 - Which serious question should I ask Andrey?

1. If you told the staff there you knew me they'd probably charge you double and exfoliate their body into your dishes. They'd also give your dessert an erotic touch:

See here:

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/377396_10150437315240583_565705582_8729008_2170788 00_n.jpg

2. Hass would never be able to qualify for the WTF so I guess Olympics wins by default. Its a shame though, would be somewhat hilarious to make everyone think you won the What The Fuck. Newport is clearly superior to both.

3. This has to be the biggest stitch up question of all time. Clearly I would pick Trip and give Hass the privilege of being our third wheel as I take Trip to my house and make her watch my entire collection of Hass DVDs.

4. Ask him who he would choose between you and me for an epic vcuddling session. Doesn't matter what he says though, deep down I know the vibe I we had in Melbourne is irrefutable.

leng jai
03-17-2012, 02:43 PM
How disappointed will you be if Trip doesn't participate in the simultaneous moaning sessions when we are watching Hass again next year?

Ajde..???

As disappointed as she was in my tour guiding skills :speakles: FYI no mathematician has been able to produce a method to measure a level of disappointment that high yet so I can't give you any concrete numbers.

Ajde.

tripwires
03-17-2012, 02:56 PM
3. This has to be the biggest stitch up question of all time. Clearly I would pick Trip and give Hass the privilege of being our third wheel as I take Trip to my house and make her watch my entire collection of Hass DVDs.



You're gonna make Hass watch his own matches? :speakles:

As disappointed as she was in my tour guiding skills :speakles: FYI no mathematician has been able to produce a method to measure a level of disappointment that high yet so I can't give you any concrete numbers.

Ajde.

Almost literally: :spit: And that's quite true too. :o

Time Violation
03-17-2012, 05:00 PM
1. How would you coach/improve Nole at this point? Ajde-free reply if possible :p

Lee
03-17-2012, 05:31 PM
2. Can't speak mandarin, but can speak Cantonese.

Has your skill in language improved since then?

BigJohn
03-17-2012, 05:55 PM
What does Ajde mean?

Mae
03-17-2012, 06:18 PM
leng jai the famous Tommy Haas fan :) What are we going to do when Tommy retires?

GOAT = Fed
03-17-2012, 06:38 PM
ok mate here's a few questions:

1). What does the meaning leng jai entail?

2). Do you feel any guilt flirting with chicks in Australia knowing innocent trip is 100s of miles away oblivious to your ways?

3). How many posters of Tommy Haase have you got in your room?

4). Do you feel envious of Haase's wife?

5). Your opinion on Haase being excluded from Top Spin 4? Currently the beet tennis sim on the planet.

6). Do you maintain a 'badman' image in real life?

7). Your opinion on the best in the world (AKA me)?

Stensland
03-17-2012, 08:42 PM
1. name your 3 favorite players next to hass.

2. name 3 things you hate about australia.

3. how many chinese players will be in the men's top ten in 5 years' time?

4. what do you do for a living?

5. how many slams will murray win in his career?

arm
03-17-2012, 09:14 PM
Not very happy with the answers I got.

1. If you told the staff there you knew me they'd probably charge you double and exfoliate their body into your dishes. They'd also give your dessert an erotic touch:

So you wouldn't be there to ajde with me during my meal? :speakles:


4. Ask him who he would choose between you and me for an epic vcuddling session. Doesn't matter what he says though, deep down I know the vibe I we had in Melbourne is irrefutable.

No, this isn't serious enough. It has to be a serious question and preferably not one about you. :rolleyes:

tripwires
03-18-2012, 03:41 AM
Not very happy with the answers I got.



So you wouldn't be there to ajde with me during my meal? :speakles:



No, this isn't serious enough. It has to be a serious question and preferably not one about you. :rolleyes:

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

Sauletekis
03-18-2012, 03:50 AM
Epic bump is Epic!

tripwires
03-18-2012, 04:12 AM
2). Do you feel any guilt flirting with chicks in Australia knowing innocent trip is 100s of miles away oblivious to your ways?


Clearly, this is the best question in this entire thread. I'm waiting for the answer with bated breath.

Hewitt =Legend
03-18-2012, 04:59 AM
I heard he has been riding the bus with alarming regularity recently Trip :scared:

Ajde :sad:

leng jai
03-18-2012, 05:42 AM
Nice to see Trip & friends not even making an effort to try and hide the true purpose of this bump.

Ajde

tripwires
03-18-2012, 06:17 AM
:confused: What are you on about? I bumped this thread to put you in the spotlight where you belong. :hearts:

Hewitt =Legend
03-18-2012, 07:59 AM
You know making an effort goes against everything I stand for mate.

Ajde :sad:

arm
03-18-2012, 10:14 AM
Nice to see Trip & friends not even making an effort to try and hide the true purpose of this bump.

Ajde

what the hell do you mean? :speakles:

Hewitt =Legend
03-18-2012, 10:36 AM
I am ready for your serious question now if you like Raquel. Perhaps I should answer it in another thread though as Leng still has some questions in his thread that have remained unanswered.

Ajde :sad:

leng jai
03-18-2012, 10:44 AM
Hold on guys I am working on my half assed responses.

Ajde.

leng jai
03-18-2012, 10:59 AM
ok mate here's a few questions:

1). What does the meaning leng jai entail?

2). Do you feel any guilt flirting with chicks in Australia knowing innocent trip is 100s of miles away oblivious to your ways?

3). How many posters of Tommy Haase have you got in your room?

4). Do you feel envious of Haase's wife?

5). Your opinion on Haase being excluded from Top Spin 4? Currently the beet tennis sim on the planet.

6). Do you maintain a 'badman' image in real life?

7). Your opinion on the best in the world (AKA me)?


1. It means handsome man in Cantonese. Pretty fitting name amirite? Ajde.

2. Firstly, I haven't even laid eyes on a woman since I met Strip. Mother Leng hasn't seen her son for months. Secondly, I wouldn't feel bad at all considering Strip has been flirting incessantly with Start Da Ajde in GM and AJ in Attention Seekers.

3. Hass has never won a slam therefore no posters of him even exist.

4. She had sex with him so this seems like a wasted question.

5. Hass has been in every tennis game under the sun except TS4. I was pretty fucking pissed - now I use Nole as my main player :speakles: Do you play on Sexbox or PS3? The OP has given up playing me because he was sick of eating bagels.

6. I've got a badman image on MTF? You should ask Strip what image I portray in real life.

7. I find you mildly arousing, despite not knowing what you look like. Your posts seem to emanate a vibe I find quite desirable.

Ajde.

Hewitt =Legend
03-18-2012, 11:06 AM
1. What was you initial reaction when you discovered that Trip had been flirting with AJ and did overcoming this obstacle strengthen your vrelationship considerably?

2. What band did you prefer performing to in your year 5 talent quests: Spice Girls or Backstreet Boys?

3. Do you still have the GOAT tan on your knees from the Hass/Kudla epic?

leng jai
03-18-2012, 11:36 AM
1. How would you coach/improve Nole at this point? Ajde-free reply if possible :p

Get him on Rafito's gym regime so he can go back to a manly single handed backhand.

Has your skill in language improved since then?

No but lets just say I have a newfound motivation :speakles:

What does Ajde mean?

I believe it is a euphemism for being virtually aroused.

leng jai the famous Tommy Haas fan :) What are we going to do when Tommy retires?

Hasn't he been retired since 2009? I guess I'll keep doing what I've been doing since which is not too much besides preparing ACC ever year.

Ajde.

arm
03-18-2012, 11:39 AM
I am ready for your serious question now if you like Raquel. Perhaps I should answer it in another thread though as Leng still has some questions in his thread that have remained unanswered.

Ajde :sad:

I'm not ready yet. leng's help was useless I am still thinking about that question...

leng jai
03-18-2012, 11:40 AM
Useless is bit hurtful Raquel. Hit me up on FB chat and I will give you some GOAT help.

Ajde.

arm
03-18-2012, 11:41 AM
Useless is bit hurtful Raquel. Hit me up on FB chat and I will give you some GOAT help.

Ajde.

I am still hurt from what you said yesterday :sad:

Hewitt =Legend
03-18-2012, 11:44 AM
1. What did you say yesterday?

arm
03-18-2012, 11:50 AM
1. What did you say yesterday?

1. I always ask Lee (my vmom) to send the score telepathically when a match is happening during my sleep. And she always does. But yesterday she was away so I asked him. And he refused. Said he could only do that to trip... :sobbing:

Hewitt =Legend
03-18-2012, 12:03 PM
The only thing I digested from that sentence is that if we get vmarried I will have a vmum-in-law.

Ajde :sad:

arm
03-18-2012, 12:04 PM
The only thing I digested from that sentence is that if we get vmarried I will have a vmum-in-law.

Ajde :sad:

The best in the vworld. :hearts:

leng jai
03-18-2012, 12:23 PM
1. I always ask Lee (my vmom) to send the score telepathically when a match is happening during my sleep. And she always does. But yesterday she was away so I asked him. And he refused. Said he could only do that to trip... :sobbing:

I'm trying to get some brownie points since I accidentally agreed with Start Da Ajde a few days ago..

Ajde.

Chirag
03-18-2012, 12:53 PM
Who would you support when Haas stops playing ?
Will you watch the Federer match today with Trip ?

Lee
03-18-2012, 01:09 PM
The only thing I digested from that sentence is that if we get vmarried I will have a vmum-in-law.

Ajde :sad:

You will have the coolest vmum-in-law. :cool:

The best in the vworld. :hearts:

You too! :kiss:

Orka_n
03-18-2012, 01:29 PM
1. Ajde?

BigJohn
03-18-2012, 02:18 PM
I believe it is a euphemism for being virtually aroused.





Hummmm... Ajde. :aplot:

tripwires
03-18-2012, 03:49 PM
2. Firstly, I haven't even laid eyes on a woman since I met Strip. Mother Leng hasn't seen her son for months. Secondly, I wouldn't feel bad at all considering Strip has been flirting incessantly with Start Da Ajde in GM and AJ in Attention Seekers.



If you consider me laughing at SDF every chance I've got "flirting", then yeah I've been flirting massively with Fart Da Brain especially in light of Rogi's win over his beloved Nadal. As for AJ, I find his grumpiness incredibly sexy and simply can't help myself. :hearts:


7. I find you mildly arousing, despite not knowing what you look like. Your posts seem to emanate a vibe I find quite desirable.

Ajde.

Why are you trying to scare Sam? :speakles:

tripwires
03-18-2012, 03:51 PM
1. Where on earth are my answers?

2. Why did you start using the word "faulty"?

3. What was the faultiest thing you've ever done?

Hewitt =Legend
03-18-2012, 09:52 PM
You will have the coolest vmum-in-law. :cool:


Ajde Lee.

I have a plan for a vproposal sometime down the track so I will come to you for permission before it takes place.

Ajde :sad:

arm
03-18-2012, 10:35 PM
Ajde Lee.

I have a plan for a vproposal sometime down the track so I will come to you for permission before it takes place.

Ajde :sad:

Smart move going to her first. :inlove:

scarecrows
03-18-2012, 10:41 PM
why are you so sexy?



1. You make me beautiful darling.



when did the heart stop beating? :awww:

leng jai
03-19-2012, 12:27 AM
when did the heart stop beating? :awww:

I waited 4 years for this GOAT reply :speakles;

Ajde

tripwires
03-19-2012, 12:49 AM
I waited 4 years for this GOAT reply :speakles;

Ajde

Can't believe you answered Scarecrows' question here but not mine in the AS thread. And it's exactly the same question. :speakles:

leng jai
03-19-2012, 01:08 AM
1. Where on earth are my answers?

2. Why did you start using the word "faulty"?

3. What was the faultiest thing you've ever done?

1. In Start Da Ajde's deleted thread :sspeakles:

2. It's the most eloquent term that can appropriately describe the tone of my style.

3. September 2006. I joined www.menstennisforums.com and envisaged a life of unbiased, thought provoking and sophisticated tennis banter. Enough said.

Ajde

tripwires
03-19-2012, 05:39 AM
1. In Start Da Ajde's deleted thread :sspeakles:


Your faultiness knows no bounds.

Still waiting for my answers, which I expect to be slightly more elaborate and expansive than these seriously elaborate and well-thought out answers that I just got.

leng jai
03-20-2012, 01:51 AM
1. What's your favourite activity on MTF?

2. If you became an MTF mod and had unlimited power, who's the first poster you'd ban?

3. What's your favourite tournament?

4. Describe your perfect girl.

5. Why are you so funny?

6. Describe your most embarrassing moment (yes, you have to pick just one).

7. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?

8. Who's your favourite writer?

9. If you do anything you wanted, with absolutely no constrains, what would it be?

10. Who's your favourite MTF poster? :angel:

1. Overcoming this forums amazingly gimped repping system with copious amounts of ajde spam. My goal in life is for you to have 15 romantic one liners from me in your CP. Without doubt writing serious posts about tennis on General Messages and being largely ignored is up there as well. Watching the tards push the boundaries of retardation is also something I enjoy from time to time, if not just for the philosophical implications.

2. Action Jackson, the greatest threat to my vrelationship.

3. Australian Open be default. Where else can you watch Lu Vs Serra behind a black pole while sandwiched between Stripwires and Hewitt = Bogan? The fact that I saw Xristos from distance is just the cherry on top.

4. A Singaporean Rogitard with GOAT legs and the ability to withstand an ocean of romantic one liners without overdosing from vomit.

5. This is a good question which I have pondered for many moons. My failure to comprehend how funny I am has been responsible for many crying sessions while listening to Backstreet Boys. Some believe it is derived from my diet of dim sims, McDonalds and 2 minute noodles. Others believe it has something to do with my hot mum. The power of ajde is also something that simply cannot be denied. Lets just say I wouldn't be half as funny if it weren't for the clowns and tards on MTF who make it far too easy. You should just enjoy it while I am peaking as the decline is imminent.

6. Trying to pronounce Stripwires real name to my parents :speakles: I hope your name can recover from that one day dear.

7. Paris, where its socially acceptable to wear a pretentious scarf every day of the year. I've always heard French men rarely shower, which is something I find very desirable.

8. R. L. Stine, the author of Goosebumps and the man responsible for soiling my panties on a weekly basis in primary school.

http://images.wikia.com/goosebumps/images/b/bf/The_horror_at_camp_jellyjam.jpg

9. To relive our week together in Melbourne over and over again :speakles:

10. Stripwires. Her constant roasting of Start Da Ajde has resulted in a boom in the Australian pantie industry and Julia Gillard thanks you for that Stripwires. Who knew someone so cute could have some potent roasting prowess? Now I've stated the obvious let me jizz over someone else for a second. jcempire is the Tommy Hass of MTF and severely underrated around here. His ability to eloquently convey his point in a few words is a welcome relief among the forest of thesis' which are severely lacking in a point, let alone points.

tripwires
03-20-2012, 06:07 AM
I was expecting serious answers. :facepalm:

1. Overcoming this forums amazingly gimped repping system with copious amounts of ajde spam. My goal in life is for you to have 15 romantic one liners from me in your CP. Without doubt writing serious posts about tennis on General Messages and being largely ignored is up there as well. Watching the tards push the boundaries of retardation is also something I enjoy from time to time, if not just for the philosophical implications.


I currently only have 1 rep from you in my CP and it's in danger of falling off, so better buck up on that ajde rep spamming. I would never ignore your serious posts in GM; they are so sexy. :hearts: Could you please elaborate on the "philsophical implications" of "[watching] the tards push the boundaries of retardation"?


2. Action Jackson, the greatest threat to my vrelationship.


He's a mod AND has 10 times more posts than you. Yeah, you should feel threatened.


3. Australian Open be default. Where else can you watch Lu Vs Serra behind a black pole while sandwiched between Stripwires and Hewitt = Bogan? The fact that I saw Xristos from distance is just the cherry on top.


:facepalm: Andrey didn't watch Lu vs Serra with us dear.


4. A Singaporean Rogitard with GOAT legs and the ability to withstand an ocean of romantic one liners without overdosing from vomit.


I hereby take it upon myself to gather all the Rogitards in Singapore, inspect their legs and find this perfect girl for you.


5. This is a good question which I have pondered for many moons. My failure to comprehend how funny I am has been responsible for many crying sessions while listening to Backstreet Boys. Some believe it is derived from my diet of dim sims, McDonalds and 2 minute noodles. Others believe it has something to do with my hot mum. The power of ajde is also something that simply cannot be denied. Lets just say I wouldn't be half as funny if it weren't for the clowns and tards on MTF who make it far too easy. You should just enjoy it while I am peaking as the decline is imminent.


:haha: Why is your answer to my question so funny?


6. Trying to pronounce Stripwires real name to my parents :speakles: I hope your name can recover from that one day dear.


That day, plus the various times you tried to say it and failing quite miserably. :sad:


7. Paris, where its socially acceptable to wear a pretentious scarf every day of the year. I've always heard French men rarely shower, which is something I find very desirable.


As long as you don't smoke like the best of them, I guess that's fine.


8. R. L. Stine, the author of Goosebumps and the man responsible for soiling my panties on a weekly basis in primary school.



GOAT writer. :bowdown:


9. To relive our week together in Melbourne over and over again :speakles:


:speakles:


10. Stripwires. Her constant roasting of Start Da Ajde has resulted in a boom in the Australian pantie industry and Julia Gillard thanks you for that Stripwires. Who knew someone so cute could have some potent roasting prowess? Now I've stated the obvious let me jizz over someone else for a second. jcempire is the Tommy Hass of MTF and severely underrated around here. His ability to eloquently convey his point in a few words is a welcome relief among the forest of thesis' which are severely lacking in a point, let alone points.

Kinda sad that I had to share a paragraph with jcempire. :sad:

Chirag
03-20-2012, 12:50 PM
What made you in love with MTF ?

What is your biggest find in MTF ?

Time Violation
03-20-2012, 01:10 PM
I would never ignore your serious posts in GM; they are so sexy.

His serious posts in GM are top notch and I'm really looking forward to reading them. :yeah: Attempts at humor are repetitive and lead to :facepalm: most of the time though :( :p

tripwires
03-20-2012, 02:46 PM
His serious posts in GM are top notch and I'm really looking forward to reading them. :yeah: Attempts at humor are repetitive and lead to :facepalm: most of the time though :( :p

:speakles: I do not comprehend what that means.

Hewitt =Legend
03-20-2012, 04:18 PM
On a scale of 1 to AJDE, how aroused were you when we cuddled in Melbourne?

Ajde :sad:

shadows
03-20-2012, 04:25 PM
As disappointed as she was in my tour guiding skills :speakles: FYI no mathematician has been able to produce a method to measure a level of disappointment that high yet so I can't give you any concrete numbers.

Ajde.

You just need to chart that as a measurement of rubbERR's. Where 1 rubbERR equates to (number of posts during a Del Potro loss * number of insults directed to other posters) / number of pages that they appear across.

Pretty sure that's the most accurate method of measuring high levels of disappointment at least.

Time Violation
03-20-2012, 06:26 PM
:speakles: I do not comprehend what that means.

Very little variation. Like today's surfaces :p

tripwires
03-21-2012, 01:08 AM
On a scale of 1 to AJDE, how aroused were you when we cuddled in Melbourne?

Ajde :sad:

Oh good lord. :facepalm:

You just need to chart that as a measurement of rubbERR's. Where 1 rubbERR equates to (number of posts during a Del Potro loss * number of insults directed to other posters) / number of pages that they appear across.

Pretty sure that's the most accurate method of measuring high levels of disappointment at least.

:haha:

Very little variation. Like today's surfaces :p

:speakles: You hater. :sad:

tripwires
03-21-2012, 01:35 AM
I currently only have 1 rep from you in my CP and it's in danger of falling off, so better buck up on that ajde rep spamming. I would never ignore your serious posts in GM; they are so sexy. :hearts: Could you please elaborate on the "philsophical implications" of "[watching] the tards push the boundaries of retardation"?



This needs to be answered by the way.

leng jai
03-21-2012, 02:42 AM
This needs to be answered by the way.

A transparently feeble attempt at sounding pretentious of which I quite clearly have no actual substance to elaborate on.

tripwires
03-21-2012, 04:26 AM
1. If you could spend 24 hours with Tommy Haas, how would you spend it? The conditions of the date are that 1) no sex of any kind is allowed; 2) no sex of any kind is allowed; and 3) no sex of any kind is allowed.

2. You are walking down the streets and you bump into Roger Federer. Your reaction?

3. What are your thoughts on bad English?

4. What are your thoughts on the conflict in Syria?

5. What are your thoughts on Barack Obama?

leng jai
03-21-2012, 05:14 AM
On a scale of 1 to AJDE, how aroused were you when we cuddled in Melbourne?

Ajde :sad:

All this time since the AO I thought that I've been harboring feelings for Stripwires. Now I've finally realised that my lust has actually been for Andrey all along :speakles:.

As for your scale: Ajde*∞+1 to the power of leg up

Ajde.

Hewitt =Legend
03-21-2012, 06:21 AM
On a scale of 1 to AJDE how much trouble do you expect to get in from your previous answer?

Ajde :sad:

tripwires
03-21-2012, 06:26 AM
All this time since the AO I thought that I've been harboring feelings for Stripwires. Now I've finally realised that my lust has actually been for Andrey all along :speakles:.

As for your scale: Ajde*∞+1 to the power of leg up

Ajde.

If you're willing to dump me for Andrey then I guess you're not really worth it.

1. What are your thoughts on being serious?

EddieNero
03-21-2012, 08:28 AM
Do you consider creating an AJDE competition where you elect the most convincing AJDE exclamation?

Ajde.

arm
03-21-2012, 09:48 PM
1) when will you vpropose to trip?
2) how many vkids will you guys have?
3) what will you guys name them?
4) can you adopt Andrey and me?

tripwires
03-22-2012, 01:02 AM
1. Johnny Groove or X? Feel free to interpret this however you want.

leng jai
03-22-2012, 02:11 AM
What made you in love with MTF ?

What is your biggest find in MTF ?

1. The fact that it unites tards from all over the world in one forum, making my tard fetish that much easier to satisfy.

2. Did Stripwires blackmail you into asking this question? Clearly another transparent attempt at getting me to shower her with compliments. Luckily I am happy to oblige. My biggest find on MTF is Stripwires who, to put it plainly, is the most perfect being I have ever across who has rendered my life worth living :speakles:

You just need to chart that as a measurement of rubbERR's. Where 1 rubbERR equates to (number of posts during a Del Potro loss * number of insults directed to other posters) / number of pages that they appear across.

Pretty sure that's the most accurate method of measuring high levels of disappointment at least.

This is a pretty GOAT method, but had you experienced my tour you would know that it still cannot begin to comprehend my level of fail.

1. Ajde?

..Ajd.....e.......!....?

1) when will you vpropose to trip?
2) how many vkids will you guys have?
3) what will you guys name them?
4) can you adopt Andrey and me?

1. Bogans don't propose Raquel, we simply organize a wedding in the Castle and wait for the GOAT matrimony to ensue. As a friend I am telling you in advance.

2. It depends how well vIVF can handle Start Da Game's DNA. We are hoping for at least 3 dozen, enough for a small army of GOATs.

3. The Ultimate Faulty GImp Brigade.

4. I don't know, how good are you at fanning us with palm leaves and plucking grapes?

Do you consider creating an AJDE competition where you elect the most convincing AJDE exclamation?

Ajde.

I've been asking people to send in their Ajde+leg up renditions via Youtube this whole time. So far Tulipe is winning by default. Are you willing to enter the fray?

Ajde.

tripwires
03-22-2012, 05:08 AM
2. Did Stripwires blackmail you into asking this question? Clearly another transparent attempt at getting me to shower her with compliments. Luckily I am happy to oblige. My biggest find on MTF is Stripwires who, to put it plainly, is the most perfect being I have ever across who has rendered my life worth living :speakles:


:speakles: I am affronted by your baseless accusation. I did no such thing. The compliment more than makes up for it though. :hearts:


This is a pretty GOAT method, but had you experienced my tour you would know that it still cannot begin to comprehend my level of fail.

That is indeed true and I speak from first-hand experience.

2. It depends how well vIVF can handle Start Da Game's DNA. We are hoping for at least 3 dozen, enough for a small army of GOATs.

Oh good bloody lord. :facepalm:

tripwires
03-22-2012, 05:09 AM
1. Kokoblack or Darrell Lea?

Chirag
03-22-2012, 08:54 AM
Who is the most sensible poster in GM ?
Do you vbet ?
Who is/was the biggest troll in your 6 year period of MTF ?
Who is the better poster Andrey or Strip ?
Which is the GOAT thread of MTF ?

tripwires
03-22-2012, 09:42 AM
1. Favourite thing about being a waiter?
2. Hargow or McDonalds'?

arm
03-22-2012, 10:01 PM
In the ranking of your favorite MTFers am I a top 10?

And do CD or stg rank higher than me? :awww:

arm
03-22-2012, 10:17 PM
I do NOT want a list :o :lol: my questions are specific!

samanosuke
03-22-2012, 10:21 PM
top 5 intelligence lacking posters with at least 1000 posts ?

leng jai
03-22-2012, 10:22 PM
In the ranking of your favorite MTFers am I a top 10?

And do CD or stg rank higher than me? :awww:

You are top 5 Raquel. My top 5 OT posters are all female besides Andrey... :speakles:

CD and Start Da Game are ranked higher in you in my top trolls lists, but only slightly.

Ajde.

arm
03-22-2012, 10:26 PM
You are top 5 Raquel. My top 5 OT posters are all female besides Andrey... :speakles:

CD and Start Da Game are ranked higher in you in my top trolls lists, but only slightly.

Ajde.

:awww: 2 compliments in one post. :speakles: :hug:

arm
03-22-2012, 10:30 PM
My original question was if I were a top20... Yes I am that insecure. :awww:

leng jai
03-22-2012, 10:32 PM
Don't worry I am used to this from Strip. She asks me on an hourly basis.

Ajde.

tripwires
03-23-2012, 12:48 AM
Don't worry I am used to this from Strip. She asks me on an hourly basis.

Ajde.

:speakles:

I put you to strict proof.

...not of the fact of my insecurity but the frequency of it. :dance:

tripwires
03-26-2012, 03:18 PM
What are your thoughts on Dimitrov's backhand?

Orka_n
03-26-2012, 06:01 PM
Ajde?

tripwires
03-30-2012, 02:14 PM
When are my questions gonna be answered? :veryangry:

leng jai
03-31-2012, 10:07 AM
1. Johnny Groove or X? Feel free to interpret this however you want.

I interpret this question as trap and thus refrain from answering.

1. Favourite thing about being a waiter?
2. Hargow or McDonalds'?

1. The fact that it forces females to actually talk to me unless they came to the restaurant just to starve :dance:
2. Hargows from McDonalds served with fries, watered down Coke and sweet & soy sauce.

What are your thoughts on Dimitrov's backhand?

Disappointed at its inability to arouse me. At least Nole had the sense to realise he was too much of gimp for a single hander and switched to the double before it was too late.

If you're willing to dump me for Andrey then I guess you're not really worth it.

1. What are your thoughts on being serious?

Just reading the S word instantly makes me feel light headed. I'm going to require a 10 hour power nap now.

1. Kokoblack or Darrell Lea?

Does Darrel Lea offer lunch?

When are my questions gonna be answered? :veryangry:

I just answered them and you're still nagging me. Geez man.

Ajde.

tripwires
03-31-2012, 10:48 AM
I am not happy with the answers.

Chirag
03-31-2012, 12:18 PM
I just answered them and you're still nagging me. Geez man.

Ajde.

I thought tripwires is a women :o

Time Violation
03-31-2012, 02:05 PM
I thought tripwires is a women :o

Only if she has multiple personality disorder :p

Eden
07-23-2012, 09:12 PM
Happy birthday :)

1) Do you remember the first match of Tommy you have ever seen?

2) What are your favorite matches of him?

3) What do you guess: How many % of the current MTF users could mention the highest ranking of Tommy correctly?

Kat_YYZ
07-23-2012, 09:34 PM
It's leng jai's birhtday? :speakles:

you have same birthday as the Federer twins? :speakles:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-L2354fM3Qz4/Tnvbzl8ZsYI/AAAAAAAAFVU/TZ5sX1nMy10/BirfdayCat_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg
Happy Burfday! :aparty: :banana: :rocker2:

Li Ching Yuen
07-23-2012, 10:03 PM
How do you sleep at night when you know you'll never be able to grow a handlebar mustache?

Can you fix my toaster?

The Prince
07-23-2012, 10:59 PM
Happy birthday!

Chirag
07-24-2012, 04:11 AM
Happy birthday Adrian :D

gaitare
07-24-2012, 06:59 AM
Sorry for the small typo :o

http://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/images/coolest-lego-birthday-cake-idea-41-21410865.jpg

Slice Winner
07-24-2012, 07:09 AM
Serious question:
Pork bun or chicken bun?

This is edge of seat stuff.

arm
07-24-2012, 07:26 AM
When can I meet Daniel?

leng jai
07-24-2012, 08:50 AM
Happy birthday :)

1) Do you remember the first match of Tommy you have ever seen?

2) What are your favorite matches of him?

3) What do you guess: How many % of the current MTF users could mention the highest ranking of Tommy correctly?

Doris :hearts:

1. First match I watched was in 2001 in the Adelaide final versus Massu. The first match I watched lived was against Hewitt in the following AO where had led 5-0 in the first set, 5-1 in the second set and lost the match in straight sets :)

2. 2002 AO QF vs Rios
2006 AO 1R vs Gasquet
2007 Memphis Final vs Roddick
2007 AO QF vs Davydenko
2007 USO 4R vs Blake
2007 DC vs Croatia
2009 Wimbledon QF vs Djokovic

3. 99% when I am done with my tarding,

It's leng jai's birhtday? :speakles:

you have same birthday as the Federer twins? :speakles:

http://lh3.ggpht.com/-L2354fM3Qz4/Tnvbzl8ZsYI/AAAAAAAAFVU/TZ5sX1nMy10/BirfdayCat_thumb%25255B4%25255D.jpg
Happy Burfday! :aparty: :banana: :rocker2:

Is that true Kat? They are so cute :hearts:

How do you sleep at night when you know you'll never be able to grow a handlebar mustache?

Can you fix my toaster?

I'm sorry but have all the thick black textas vanished off the face of the planet?

Is your toaster made in China?

Happy birthday!

Thanks mate. I love Simon.

Happy birthday Adrian :D

Only just realised this was you Winnie after you changed your username.

Sorry for the small typo :o

http://www.coolest-birthday-cakes.com/images/coolest-lego-birthday-cake-idea-41-21410865.jpg

You have an interesting interpretation of the word small. I also have an unorthodox one especially when I am studying my nether regions.

Serious question:
Pork bun or chicken bun?

This is edge of seat stuff.

Whichever one goes better with avocado filling.

When can I meet Daniel?

Daniel is too good for you.

Chris Kuerten
07-24-2012, 11:16 AM
Do you actually wet your panties while watching Haas play?

If so, what kind of fluid is it? Water, pus, blood, pee, jizz or a mixture of them all?

arm
07-24-2012, 11:20 AM
Do you actually believe Daniel is too good for me?

When can I meet him? (you didn't really answer my question!)

Gagsquet
07-24-2012, 11:40 AM
Happy b-day

leng jai
07-25-2012, 07:46 AM
Do you actually wet your panties while watching Haas play?

If so, what kind of fluid is it? Water, pus, blood, pee, jizz or a mixture of them all?

Of course I do. It's a substance that resembles watered down soy sauce,

Do you actually believe Daniel is too good for me?

When can I meet him? (you didn't really answer my question!)

Daniel already has an arranged marriage organised for him.

Happy b-day

You are a sweetheart Gagsquet.

acionescu
07-25-2012, 09:22 AM
Who is Daniel?

leng jai
07-25-2012, 09:23 AM
Daniel is the little dude on my Facebook at the moment.

arm
07-25-2012, 11:26 AM
Who is Daniel?

The cutest baby ever. :hearts:

acionescu
07-25-2012, 07:10 PM
That I much i saw ;)

Doesn't seem to be related to leng, though....:p

arm
07-26-2012, 12:16 AM
That I much i saw ;)

Doesn't seem to be related to leng, though....:p

After I :awww:ed over the cute baby he actually said something like "you should know, I was 10 times cuter when I was a baby". :rolleyes: still has to show a proof.