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Players that Andy Owns....

Fumus
07-26-2004, 02:46 PM
Some players just don't match up well with Andy....lol

after this weekend, I would like to name Kiefer to that list. When Andy beats someone down, add them to this list! :devil:

I know Sjeng Schaulken and Xavier Malisse belong here. :)

Deboogle!.
07-26-2004, 02:55 PM
Robredo (6-0 never dropped a set :yeah: )
Blake (5-0)
Ljubicic (5-1, only loss is a retirement)
Fish (3-1, ditto)
Ginepri (3-0)
Karol Beck (3-0)
Hyung-Taik Lee (6-1)
Coria (3-0)
Davydenko (3-0)
Koubek (4-0)
Kucera (3-0)
Alberto Martin (3-0)
Moya (3-0)
Sluiter (3-0)
Ulihrach (4-0)

Fumus
07-26-2004, 03:08 PM
wow Bunk..you know your Andy...lol

Deboogle!.
07-26-2004, 03:12 PM
No... I just know where to do the research;)

Fumus
07-26-2004, 03:15 PM
lol Bunk. How are Andy records againt Gonzo, Dent, and Grosjean? Doesn't he own them as well.

Deboogle!.
07-26-2004, 03:20 PM
he's 3-1 against Dent but all three have come in a row - this one I do know off the top of my head lol

*looks it up*

Gonzo: 2-1 I don't think that constitutes ownership yet
Seb: 4-1 only loss coming on clay IN France... ok that kinda is ownership lol

Fumus
07-26-2004, 03:24 PM
haha that's funny! Deciding what consitutes ownership of a player...hahaha*seriously laughing out loud*

Yep add Seb to the list, add that loser Dent to list.

Carito_90
07-26-2004, 03:30 PM
I didn't know Andy had so many bitches :eek:

Fumus
07-26-2004, 03:33 PM
Andy is 4-2 against Bjokman...I think after another 2 wins over him, we can say Andy is his rightful owner.

Roddick is 8 and 0 against Malisse, that is some serious ownership. Malisse just has to :worship: his master...lol

Roddick is 5 and 1 against Schalken, so yea Schalken even talked before wimbly about how he just :worship: Andy.

Andy is 4 and 1 against Pdorn, so I think we can give the title of ownership to Andy...haha

Deboogle!.
07-26-2004, 03:39 PM
Andy's a long way from owning Bjorkman b/c their matches are really tough. Andy would have to win a lot more and a lot more convincingly (like the DC match except that Bjorko was exhausted by the end of that one) for me to be able to say he owns him :)

I agree with Schalken and PDorn though. His losses to them were just aberrations :p

Carito_90
07-26-2004, 03:39 PM
Roddick is 8 and 0 against Malisse

That is too sad :sobbing:

Fumus
07-26-2004, 03:43 PM
lol...yea Malisse is a sad case. The highlight of his career was making the semis of Wimbledon.

tangerine_dream
07-26-2004, 03:43 PM
Andy owns all of the young Americans. They are his favorite beetches. ;)

Fumus
07-26-2004, 03:46 PM
to tell the truth there are'nt alot of players out of the top 20 that Andy doesn't own with some consistency.

zoltan83
07-26-2004, 07:12 PM
Robredo (6-0 never dropped a set :yeah: )
Blake (5-0)
Ljubicic (5-1, only loss is a retirement)
Fish (3-1, ditto)
Ginepri (3-0)
Karol Beck (3-0)
Hyung-Taik Lee (6-1)
Coria (3-0)
Davydenko (3-0)
Koubek (4-0)
Kucera (3-0)
Alberto Martin (3-0)
Moya (3-0)
Sluiter (3-0)
Ulihrach (4-0)

So next time he is faced of one of these players, I bet all my Vcash on him :D

Andrew123
07-26-2004, 07:20 PM
I think andy owns almost everyone on the tour,.......... except Roger Federer.
It's 6-1 to Federer, I think?

Deboogle!.
07-26-2004, 07:22 PM
he doesn't own Haas (0-4) or Andre (1-4)... there are a bunch of players he's 1-0 or 2-0 against and that doesn't really mean ownership either yet :p. He's also 0-2 against Clement :o And only 2-2 against Gambill :silly:

RoddickBabe10
07-26-2004, 08:09 PM
:eek: 2-2 against Gambill?!?! I didn't know that! I don't think he's that great of a player (Gambill)

superpinkone37
07-26-2004, 08:12 PM
i know the last time they played andy kicked his butt, so maybe their first two matches were the ones andy lost and you cant really base predictions on matches that happened two or more years ago. like didnt hewitt used to kick andy's butt and now and just beat him easily enough. i guess i could look up actual facts, i am so just guessing on most of this stuff.lol

Deboogle!.
07-26-2004, 08:19 PM
:eek: 2-2 against Gambill?!?! I didn't know that! I don't think he's that great of a player (Gambill)

LOL That was kinda a joke. The 2 times Kendoll beat Andy were way a long time ago... he caught up this year once and then again the next week lol. I was there the first time he beat him in scottsdale and he came back from a set down (lost in a TB actually! :eek: ).... I'm sure Andy will own Jan-Mike from now on.

Fumus
07-26-2004, 11:36 PM
.... I'm sure Andy will own Jan-Mike from now on.

:rocker2: haha

Sjengster
07-30-2004, 12:54 AM
No need to be embarrassed about Clement, both his wins against Roddick were on clay in 2002 and at the moment it's safe to say that any player who meets Roddick regularly on clay will end up with a healthy record against him (with the exception of luminaries like Kendrick and Lee, of course). Roddick is doing a good job of keeping his record against other top players respectable by sucking on clay, of course, since he doesn't even get to play them.

I could be annoyed about the Schalken head to head, but then bearing in mind that Schalken is also owned by every top player out there I ain't too worried. He has his limitations, as does Robredo, hence his failure to win even a single set against Roddick. It's people like Malisse and Srichaphan who should be worried given that they have some real weapons in their armoury - although the latter is basically only good at one thing, and Roddick does it better than him.

Fumus
07-30-2004, 02:01 PM
*ert* *ert* Troll Alert *ert* *ert*

No need to be embarrassed about Clement, both his wins against Roddick were on clay in 2002 and at the moment it's safe to say that any player who meets Roddick regularly on clay will end up with a healthy record against him (with the exception of luminaries like Kendrick and Lee, of course). Roddick is doing a good job of keeping his record against other top players respectable by sucking on clay, of course, since he doesn't even get to play them.

Sjeng!!! This about who Andy owns, not how Andy gets owned on clay!

tangerine_dream
08-01-2004, 12:38 AM
Fumus, you should rename your thread "Andy's Bitch Boy Club" because we can now add one yummy German named Kiefer to the Roddick harem. :) Andy beat Kiwi in the Toronto SFs today, 7-5, 6-3.

:woohoo: Another Roger/Andy final! *orgasms* aaah! :smoke: Tomorrow's going to be a blood battle! :banana: Bring on the Swiss Meister! :rocker2:

Fumus
08-04-2004, 07:29 PM
Check it out Tangy, Andy gets to re-up his ownership tonight(maybe)...lol..

tangerine_dream
08-04-2004, 07:35 PM
Kiefer has already assumed the position. :lol:

Fumus
08-04-2004, 07:46 PM
http://www.hurriyetim.com.tr/dosya/abdacik/images/er11.jpg

You aren't kidding Tangy!

RonE
08-04-2004, 08:45 PM
I don't think this can be classified as an 'own' but Andy has a 2-1 record against the great Pete. Not many players, active or otherwise had/have a winning record against him, so its a great achievement.

Deboogle!.
08-04-2004, 08:54 PM
star will appreciate your pointing that out ;)

I'm glad Andy had his wins over Pete when he had them, the one in Miami really is what kinda put him on the map.

But Pete won the biggest one and I'm happy about that too :banana:

TinyT
08-04-2004, 09:12 PM
good pint, RonE :D

superpinkone37
08-04-2004, 10:28 PM
I don't think this can be classified as an 'own' but Andy has a 2-1 record against the great Pete. Not many players, active or otherwise had/have a winning record against him, so its a great achievement.

yeah...now that u point that out, thats a pretty cool acomplishment, and some of the wins are really what put andy on the map--- ooops now that i am reading later i posts i realize i am basically repeating information....ill just stop now

Fumus
08-05-2004, 02:14 PM
Yea, Kiefer needs to put a sign on his back "Property of Andy Roddick"

Deboogle!.
08-05-2004, 02:16 PM
What about PDorn? Is he gonna enter further deep into bitchdom today? currently 4-1

Fumus
08-05-2004, 02:20 PM
Pdorn...well it's like this, Andy could be defense and beat Pdiddy with his consistancy or he could he can play attacking own Pdiddydorns best shots...so yea, Schrek will have to play out of his mind tonight to beat Andy, and it's possible when Schrek gets hot he's a giant killer. For some reason I though, I see Pdiddy being the only one bowing out tonight! Get it bowing out...ahh man I kill myself...

RonE
08-05-2004, 03:15 PM
Schrek will have to play out of his mind tonight to beat Andy

Is this what you mean? ;)

Fumus
08-05-2004, 03:39 PM
yea I call him Schri, but I mistyped it Shrik, and I was like hey wait a second!

oh yea speaking of other people Andy owns.

I was watching RCA highlights of Llbujicc and Andy, lol, the one NBC commentator says "What was Ivan thinking on that one?" and Courier says "Clearly it isn't Llbujicc's strong suit to think!", hahahahahahahahahahh omg, I was dieing, here I am in the middle of this quiet office, in my little cube, and I was almost in tears! Go Courier, you rock!

J. Corwin
08-05-2004, 05:35 PM
As much as I like Pdorn, he's going doooooooowntowwwwwwn

Fumus
08-05-2004, 05:38 PM
haha Jace...

"Faucker, I will bring you down! Down-down to china town!"

MaitaBaby
08-05-2004, 06:07 PM
:lol:

I don't think Paradown will stand a chance against Andy. I'm actually looking forward (and a little nervous) to Andy and Haas in the next round.. that is if both of them will go through which I guess they probably will.. :cool:

superpinkone37
08-05-2004, 06:54 PM
yeah....i like paradorn as well, but tonight, or this afternoon i should say, he stands no chance. wait, i just realized that even though its only 11:50 over herer where i am, the match will start in like 15 minutes.....wow ........geez when u sleep in real late then its like u feel rushed all day

Fumus
09-01-2004, 04:47 PM
I think we can safely add Scoville Jenkins. ;)

Golfnduck
09-01-2004, 05:16 PM
LOL!!! Yes we can!!! Andy slapped him around the court yesterday!!

superpinkone37
09-01-2004, 05:21 PM
I think we can safely add Scoville Jenkins. ;)

um yeah. i think that is safe to say :)

Havok
09-01-2004, 06:00 PM
The "rule" is though that you have to have beaten them at least 3 times.;) So if he meets up with Scovile another 2 times, then he's owned by Andy.:)

Fumus
09-01-2004, 06:02 PM
ehh...he's owned..

superpinkone37
09-01-2004, 06:21 PM
lol yeah....that three setter was enough

Fumus
09-08-2004, 01:33 PM
Tommy is owned by Andy...7 and 0 against Robredo, and no sets have been lost yet.

Éowyn
09-08-2004, 11:58 PM
poor fella lols thats like 19 sets now!

Chrisie
09-09-2004, 07:49 AM
Is Tommy trying to compete with Malisse?

Deboogle!.
09-09-2004, 02:45 PM
Tommy might beat Malisse. At least Xman has made some of their matches a little close :)

superpinkone37
09-10-2004, 12:18 AM
Tommy might beat Malisse. At least Xman has made some of their matches a little close :)

awww its kinda sad when someone plays someone so many times and it isnt even close.....but i know how that feels lol. i finally got four games on the girl i havent been able to beat :) yay for me im getting closer

Fumus
09-13-2004, 07:19 PM
lol, maybe there will be a tommy vs. x-man showdown to decide the ultimate Roddick bitch?

Black Adam
12-28-2004, 05:13 PM
He owns the Spanish Armada :yeah:
Spanish Armada = Moya,Verdasco,Ferrero,Nadal,Robredo,Lopez,Corretja ,Costa,Sanchez ,Vicente.
Andy Roddick leads 19 Victories to Only 3 Defeats! :worship: :yeah: :bounce:
His only defeats came at the hands of Albert Costa, Rafael Nadal and Carlos Moya :eek:
I declare Andy Roddick.....owner of the Spanish Armada! :lol:

Fumus
12-28-2004, 05:16 PM
well on hc there is ownership..lol write Andy a deed to their game. On clay..lol..Andy could be owned by my grandma.

missroddickfan
12-28-2004, 05:17 PM
He owns the Spanish Armada :yeah:
Spanish Armada = Moya,Verdasco,Ferrero,Nadal,Robredo,Lopez,Corretja ,Costa,Sanchez ,Vicente.
Andy Roddick leads 19 Victories to Only 3 Defeats! :worship: :yeah: :bounce:
His only defeats came at the hands of Albert Costa, Rafael Nadal and Carlos Moya :eek:
I declare Andy Roddick.....owner of the Spanish Armada! :lol:

lol! :p :yeah:
the spanish armada has no chance with andy :) :) :p ;)

missroddickfan
12-28-2004, 05:20 PM
On clay..lol..Andy could be owned by my grandma.
lol but.... it's better to think what pllayers andy owns only on hard...... beh, he can improve his clay game...... lol

Black Adam
12-28-2004, 05:27 PM
OK...Now that the ownership of the Spanish Armada has been Aquired :worship:...........lets plan how to claim the ownership of The Federer Express :tape: :aplot:

A 8-1 deficeit is something we need to transform into a 16-8 lead :yeah: (not impossible but far too optimistic :lol: )

Jennay
12-28-2004, 05:32 PM
Andy could be owned by my grandma.
:haha: :haha:

Fumus
12-28-2004, 05:42 PM
OK...Now that the ownership of the Spanish Armada has been Aquired :worship:...........lets plan how to claim the ownership of The Federer Express :tape: :aplot:

A 8-1 deficeit is something we need to transform into a 16-8 lead :yeah: (not impossible but far too optimistic :lol: )

Well I think Andy could have ownership of Roger if say....Roger decided to play lefty...or maybe Roger decided to play in a wheel chair or sumtin...haha..Andy's record against him will improve but typically good players don't own other good players..check Andy's records with Marat, Henman, Andre, Hewitt...etc..

MissFairy
12-28-2004, 05:45 PM
Well I think Andy could have ownership of Roger if say....Roger decided to play lefty...or maybe Roger decided to play in a wheel chair or sumtin...haha..Andy's record against him will improve but typically good players don't own other good players..check Andy's records with Marat, Henman, Andre, Hewitt...etc..

but i think andy more than anything will be hoping for more a draw? hehe, i think he'd be happy with an 9-8 lead, though from what i know of im an 8-8 draw wouldnt do for him! ;)

roisin
12-28-2004, 05:45 PM
Andy Roddick leads 19 Victories to Only 3 Defeats!
how many were on clay though? :p

Black Adam
12-28-2004, 05:49 PM
Andy's Matches with Safin and Agassi are Extraordinarily good :worship: They give the best of themselves and its always a Spectacular occasion not to miss :yeah:
The matches with henman are always full of suspense so i am always tense during these ones:eek: but all of them are quite funny and there is always a lot of respect between these guys!

MissFairy
12-28-2004, 05:50 PM
:worship: roddick vs henman at TMC '04 :worship:

Black Adam
12-28-2004, 05:51 PM
how many were on clay though? :p
Well at least 5 but Of course if more were played on clay it would be a different story ;)
Hope you are not upset by this Spanish Armada ownership thing...... its just making fun of the stats :wavey: ;)

roisin
12-28-2004, 05:54 PM
of course im not upset! i was just merely making a point that well if more had been on clay it might be different! but no doubt, throw a spaniard against andy on grass/hard and andy will more likely come out on top!

Black Adam
12-28-2004, 05:56 PM
of course im not upset! i was just merely making a point that well if more had been on clay it might be different! but no doubt, throw a spaniard against andy on grass/hard and andy will more likely come out on top!

I also think that Andy VS Ferrero with both guys playin their best and fully fit.... it will be real exciting :bounce: :bigclap:
Well thats on a neutral surface = Hard!

Deboogle!.
12-28-2004, 07:00 PM
Andy's only beaten one of the Spanish players on clay - Robredo. And he only did it once. He even loses to people like Fernando vincente on clay :haha:

tangerine_dream
12-28-2004, 08:47 PM
I hope Andy will find some more fresh young bitches to add to his harem for 2005 http://www.terranuts.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin3.gif

roisin
12-28-2004, 09:04 PM
I also think that Andy VS Ferrero with both guys playin their best and fully fit.... it will be real exciting :bounce: :bigclap:
Well thats on a neutral surface = Hard!

yeah that should be wicked! the us open final 2003 was the stage for that apart from that jc had crap scheduling and was knackered. im not using that as an xcuse, roddick totally deserved that one. i cant believe they've only ever played once though! :eek:

Golfnduck
12-28-2004, 09:09 PM
I hope Andy will find some more fresh young bitches to add to his harem for 2005 http://www.terranuts.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin3.gif
TANGY'S BACK!!!!! :worship: :wavey:
I think a player that Andy truly owns is Kiefer, but everyone already knew that. Hopefully he'll get some new bitches in 2005, and have a winning record against Roger.

Black Adam
12-28-2004, 09:50 PM
I hope Andy will find some more fresh young bitches to add to his harem for 2005 http://www.terranuts.com/forums/images/smilies/biggrin3.gif

Well....Kiefer is already one and Marat could be a new commer coz Andy means buisines with him right now ;) He has won 3 times consecutiv but i would not like that coz Marat is my second best :yeah:

star
12-28-2004, 10:31 PM
of course im not upset! i was just merely making a point that well if more had been on clay it might be different! but no doubt, throw a spaniard against andy on grass/hard and andy will more likely come out on top!

Cute avatar, Roisin. :)

I'm glad to see that JCF is emulating Andy's ugly hat fashion. :lol:

tangerine_dream
12-28-2004, 11:24 PM
Kiwi and Mardy are my favorite Andy bitches :worship: :hearts:

Fumus
12-29-2004, 02:10 PM
Kiwi and Mardy are my favorite Andy bitches :worship: :hearts:

Xavier is mine...he's a wanna be Roger.

roisin
12-29-2004, 02:26 PM
Cute avatar, Roisin. :)

I'm glad to see that JCF is emulating Andy's ugly hat fashion. :lol:

haha thanks. its wicked that he can nearly pull it off as good as andy. :p :yeah:

Golfnduck
12-29-2004, 07:33 PM
Just got bad repped from the ever-dense Fedex. Apparently he finds me retarded for thinking that Andy could have a winning record against Roger.

Black Adam
12-29-2004, 08:15 PM
Just got bad repped from the ever-dense Fedex. Apparently he finds me retarded for thinking that Andy could have a winning record against Roger.

This is now getting on my nerves :mad:
We need to fight back but blocking them from our forum is a big step :wavey:
As for bad reps.......we can bad rep:aplot: them for being RETARDED themselves for treating Andy as if he is crap and treating The so called Roddick Trolls as Manure! :rolleyes: Afterall we are allowed to express our feelings aren't we?

Ils comencent vraiment à me tapper sur le système! :(

superpinkone37
12-29-2004, 08:19 PM
I think it would be better to just ignore them...

Black Adam
12-29-2004, 08:23 PM
I think it would be better to just ignore them...

Yeah but its unfair to bad rep someone coz ya think he is retarded for beleiving he can win against Federer :rolleyes: Anyway.........if you think its better to ignore them we might as well try it :yeah: :D :worship:

superpinkone37
12-29-2004, 08:25 PM
yeah, but that is THEM being unfair. Bad repping back is would make you the same as them.

Black Adam
12-29-2004, 08:31 PM
yeah, but that is THEM being unfair. Bad repping back is would make you the same as them.

:yeah: Real Wisdom. Thnx :worship:

Deboogle!.
12-29-2004, 08:55 PM
yea. IMO bad-repping is :retard:

And this is me publicly declaring Danielle's ROCKAGE since I can't rep her :rocker2:

heya
12-29-2004, 09:14 PM
Well, you know what they say about White Trash that belong on the Maury Povich show. Fedex doesn't need Tangy to call him an idiot. He knows he is. :o

superpinkone37
12-29-2004, 09:16 PM
LMFAO!! :lol:

heya, you are on a roll!!

Jennay
12-29-2004, 09:20 PM
:haha:

Golfnduck
12-29-2004, 11:06 PM
It's so childlish when people bad rep you. I don't think I've ever bad repped anyone, no matter how much I disagree with them. Some people have a grade-school mentality at MTF.

Havok
12-29-2004, 11:55 PM
Just good rep him back and tell him thanks.:D

tangerine_dream
12-30-2004, 02:33 AM
Jen, a bad rep from Fedex is a compliment. It means he's been offended by his own stupidity and he blames you for the fact that he's a moron. :)

heya, did you swallow some funny juice this week? damn... :haha: :bigcry:

Anyhoo, I don't know where to post this but tell me if any of you don't think this kid looks like Andy at all. His name is also Andrew. He's the new great white hope for British tennis. I haven't seen him play yet but I already like the looks of him. He could be potential bait for Roddick. :devil:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40618000/jpg/_40618231_murray_getty_66.jpg
ANDREW MURRAY


Age: 17
Born: Dunblane, Scotland
Titles: 0
World ranking: 532

The great hope of British tennis had been managing to keep a relatively low profile until he blew his cover by winning the US Open juniors in September.

A predictable whirl of media interest followed from the moment the young Scot was met at the airport on his arrival back from New York.

There have since been excitable tales of Murray beating the likes of Carlos Moya and Guillermo Coria in practice, and he has not exactly lowered expectations himself.

Murray has revealed that he fully expects to be in the world's top 50 by the end of 2005 - a huge task for the current British number 15. He has the talent, now he must produce regularly at the highest level.

Deboogle!.
12-30-2004, 02:39 AM
in that pic, he looks a little like Andy, but I've seen other pics of him and I don't think he does. I know nothing about his game, so I dunno what to think of him lmao

MissFairy
12-30-2004, 11:54 AM
andy murray doesnt really look like andy, i saw him at GB's davis cup tie against austria (lets not talk about this tie EVER again, we got relegated until 2006 :( ) but he really has a good game, and i think hes our most likely heir to henmans throne (im not sure if i can actually say he has a throne...ahem, lol) once he develops i think he'll be worthy of carrying the name Andy! :lol:

superpinkone37
12-30-2004, 06:59 PM
um.....i dont think he looks like him. maybe a little in that picture, but i have seen other pictures in the past, and i dont think so lol

smucav
02-21-2005, 07:45 PM
Somewhat relevant (I feel like Haas & Malisse play every week):

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/jon_wertheim/02/21/wertheim.mailbag/index.htmlHere's a good trivia question for the 'Bag. Roddick has played Hyung-Taik Lee nine times. Which two current players have squared off the most times?
-- Sbari Sbari, Beit Shemesh, Israel

Wertheim: Good one. I always thought it seemed like Roddick played Xavier Malisse every week. (I looked it up, and they've played eight times with Roddick going 8-0.) It also seems that for all the history between them, Hewitt and Blake square off a lot. (They've played six times, and Hewitt leads 6-0.) The problem with this "trivia" is that it's probably as much a function of age as odds. Agassi and Jan-Michael Gambill, for instance, have met a whopping 13 times (Agassi is 11-2) which sounds like a lot, but when you spread it over seven-plus seasons, it's less remarkable.