Federer Victory Excuse Thread

09-08-2008, 11:42 PM
Since its so abundantly clear that Fed is useless because he doesn't play Spartan tennis, here are some genuine reasons why he won his 13th Grand Slam

-Nadal was tired
-Djokovic was injured
-Murray was tired
-Murray picked up an injury
-Andreev is a mug
-Muller is a mug
-Stephanek is a mug
-Alves is a mug
-Gonzalez is a mug
-Murray has 24 hours less than Federer
-Federer is all serve
-Federer is hairy and therefore had better buoyancy during the rain....

Anyone else care to add?

09-08-2008, 11:49 PM
How could you forget about the rain delays giving him an advantage? :confused:

09-08-2008, 11:51 PM
The only excuse is the USTA's scandalous bendover to his demands.

09-08-2008, 11:52 PM
How could you forget about the rain delays giving him an advantage? :confused:

Of course but I did mention that Murray had 24 hours less which is sort of the same thing.

oh another -

-Federer given better playing times

09-08-2008, 11:54 PM
Swiss line judge

09-08-2008, 11:54 PM
He didn't play Nadal in the final. :o ;)

crude oil
09-08-2008, 11:56 PM
murray's knee
murray's fatigue
nadal's knee
djokovic fatigue
the nyc crowd
bud collins
Hurricane Hanna
djokovic's broken nail
murray's nerves

09-09-2008, 12:08 AM
the easiest draw

09-09-2008, 12:18 AM
Starting Murray-Nadal at 12:30 instead of 11:00.
Putting Murray-Nadal on Armstrong.
CBS and American football.
USTA's scandalous bendover to his demands.

09-09-2008, 12:19 AM
Mirka's constant, disgusting and animalistic chewing throughout his matches that causes his opponents to believe that Godzilla has emerged and begun appetizing on those long poles upon Arshur Ashe Stadium as if they were breadsticks.

Hell, if anyone was wondering why Jankovic kept looking up in her match against Serena... it's 'cause you know Roger had taken The Mirk out for a late dinner at a nearby restaurant.

09-09-2008, 12:21 AM
One-handed backhand is superior to all shots in tennis, Federer has an unfair advantage!