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So, everytime Roger wins a Grand Slam...

Becool
09-09-2008, 12:08 AM
he fells..

it's kinda boring isn't it?

Do something new Roger

partygirl
09-09-2008, 12:12 AM
Don't be stupid...i doubt its planned:ras:

leng jai
09-09-2008, 12:18 AM
He fells? What does that mean? I falls in the past tense after winning a grand slam? GOAT :worship:

Ten_Isse_Fan
09-09-2008, 12:20 AM
:haha: Someone's really digging deep to find something negative :p

Synthesis
09-09-2008, 12:20 AM
Wow, the haters are really coming out!

gaynor
09-09-2008, 12:21 AM
Don't be stupid...i doubt its planned:ras:

Oh, so all of a sudden he just found himself 2 sets and 2 breaks up against a player who was clearly shattered and had nothing left :rolleyes: I bet he was planning it the all time during the 5-0 changeover.

MisterQ
09-09-2008, 12:22 AM
Gravity's a bitch...

juja_06
09-09-2008, 12:22 AM
HAHAHA! Don't we just hate it when federer wins?

star_of_dusk
09-09-2008, 12:22 AM
Yes, he will fells every time, forever and ever.

holagirl56
09-09-2008, 12:25 AM
I've waited so long for these threads...:hearts:

BIGMARAT
09-09-2008, 12:25 AM
Win your own Grandslam and you are free to do any celebration you want for your slam.

Mrs. B
09-09-2008, 12:28 AM
he fells..

it's kinda boring isn't it?

Do something new Roger

the guy just won 13 Grand Slams and this is all you can come with? :smash:

scarecrows
09-09-2008, 12:29 AM
hope next time he does a Serena

juja_06
09-09-2008, 12:30 AM
maybe he should also roll over after he FELLS when he wins a grandslam

Synthesis
09-09-2008, 12:31 AM
Fed can do a set of squats for all I care.

Laba
09-09-2008, 12:38 AM
Now a set of squats would be badass. Especially if he gets his beaten opponent to join in.

Johnny Groove
09-09-2008, 12:41 AM
The only time he should fell is after he wins RG

Lucilla
09-09-2008, 12:41 AM
Yes, he will fells every time, forever and ever.

amen :D

Synthesis
09-09-2008, 12:41 AM
Yeah he should just do a complete workout when he wins a slam in front of 20,000 people. That would rock.

EnriqueIG8
09-09-2008, 12:42 AM
Mugray bitch...lol
Let Roger do his think, he looked unbelievably inspired today.

Acer
09-09-2008, 12:43 AM
How dare a GOAT fall! Fake GOAT.

swebright
09-09-2008, 12:44 AM
I don't even mind if he barks. He can do whatever he wants. Kneel, roll, jump, dance, bow ......

jasmin
09-09-2008, 12:45 AM
So hilarious. I think it's so funny how obviously hurt people are by someone they expected to go away wins.

Fed can do the same thing everytime just like Serena/Venus can jump up or Nadal fall like he does and bite his trophy...do whatever.

Albop
09-09-2008, 12:48 AM
he fells..

it's kinda boring isn't it?

Do something new Roger

Blame USTA.

Laba
09-09-2008, 12:52 AM
Roger could get Mirka to lay down like Wawrinka did in Beijing but instead of warming off her, he could simply use her as a trampoline to do a few killer backflips. Now that would be a celebration.

Chiseller
09-09-2008, 12:55 AM
Roger could get Mirka to lay down like Wawrinka did in Beijing but instead of warming off her, he could simply use her as a trampoline to do a few killer backflips. Now that would be a celebration.

I shouldn't laugh bout this but.. :lol:

partygirl
09-09-2008, 03:18 AM
Oh, so all of a sudden he just found himself 2 sets and 2 breaks up against a player who was clearly shattered and had nothing left :rolleyes: I bet he was planning it the all time during the 5-0 changeover.To fall down like a douche, try to get up and then lay completely down?
yeah, looked very contrived & well executed:lol::rolleyes:

Del_Toro
09-09-2008, 03:26 AM
How dare a GOAT fall! Fake GOAT.

Actually there are "fainting GOATS". Just watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg

so as you can see, being Fed THE GOAT, his behaviour after winning a GS is just natural :cool:

MacTheKnife
09-09-2008, 03:27 AM
Looks like he'd get it right after he has fells 13 times.

Pea
09-09-2008, 03:33 AM
hope next time he does a Serena

I would like to see that, actually.:devil:

JennyS
09-09-2008, 03:44 AM
To be fair, he didn't fall to the ground after his 2nd and 3rd Aussie Open wins, the USO against Agassi and the 06 Wimby Final.

Laba
09-09-2008, 03:48 AM
Mono struck back. A little too late for Murray, unfortunately... but it had enough strength to knock him off his feet after those put-aways on match point. ;)

martin85
09-09-2008, 04:06 AM
nope..i always enjoy everytime,he wins a match....

Snoo Foo
09-09-2008, 04:13 AM
...an angel gets his wings.

Haute
09-09-2008, 04:57 AM
Actually there are "fainting GOATS". Just watch this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg

so as you can see, being Fed THE GOAT, his behaviour after winning a GS is just natural :cool:

I shouldn't laugh, that horrible, but funny. :lol:

Polikarpov
09-09-2008, 05:03 AM
When he just started winning slams, he had always knelt, but whatever.

His best celebration was Wimbledon 2004 -- amazing back flexibility.

Laba
09-09-2008, 05:07 AM
Lol @ "Fainting goats".

And I agree, Wimby '04 was indeed his best celebration.

Fedex
09-09-2008, 05:59 AM
Fed can do a set of squats for all I care.

:haha:

I found that really funny for some reason.

Fedex
09-09-2008, 06:01 AM
When he just started winning slams, he had always knelt, but whatever.

His best celebration was Wimbledon 2004 -- amazing back flexibility.

I can't imagine falling to your knees on a hard court would feel too good.

Venle
09-09-2008, 06:09 AM
The falling :yeah:

JimmyV
09-09-2008, 06:10 AM
...an angel gets his wings.

Lol I thought the same thing when I saw the thread title.

calvinhobbes
09-09-2008, 06:27 AM
He fells? What does that mean? I falls in the past tense after winning a grand slam? GOAT :worship:

No grammar mistake. What Becol means is the apocope of fellates, ie, sucks. . . . .:devil::devil::devil:

LBrock44
09-09-2008, 06:48 AM
he fells..

it's kinda boring isn't it?

Do something new Roger

Um, I don't quite understand what you are saying. I don't speak Crackalackish. Care to translate?

Synthesis
09-09-2008, 07:38 AM
The iconic Roger winning a slam moment:

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1259/federerwimbyki2.th.jpg (http://img139.imageshack.us/my.php?image=federerwimbyki2.jpg)

Gnomey
09-09-2008, 08:16 AM
Whether he was 2 sets, 2 breaks up or not...everyone knows you've only won when you win the final point. He can jump up and down like Serena for all I care.

Burrow
09-09-2008, 08:18 AM
he fells?

brent-o
09-09-2008, 08:23 AM
He's been trying out something new for most of the year. Safin's old pastime: losing when you shouldn't.

Laba
09-09-2008, 08:30 AM
I'd say he has picked it up very quickly. Marat must be proud.

Dougie
09-09-2008, 08:34 AM
Falling down is a classic move! Next time I win a local tournament, I´ll do that too!

Thanos
09-09-2008, 09:19 AM
a baby kitten dies

oliviasmith
09-09-2008, 05:11 PM
I agree. i know it's spontaneous but still i was like how predictable. :rolleyes:

i'm very happy for him though. well deserved win.

foolish pleasure
09-09-2008, 05:52 PM
it's kinda boring isn't it?



yep, as boring as nadal's fist-pumping, hip-thrusting, air-jumping orgasms after every point

federerfan7465
09-09-2008, 06:20 PM
Better than Roddick making the ugliest face known to man at USO 03.

Or Levy
09-09-2008, 06:55 PM
Actually, I expected a more dramatic fall, and more tears. I guess Murray should have taken a set for that.

But I was quite content with the fall, Roger gave us such unpredictable year, it's good to know some things never change.

biological
09-09-2008, 07:04 PM
I very much like the fall. Though when he jumps about four feet in the air that's very cool as well. :bounce:

dusk
09-09-2008, 07:23 PM
yep, as boring as nadal's fist-pumping, hip-thrusting, air-jumping orgasms after every point

Nah, that's sexy, especially the trophy biting:lol:

castle007
09-09-2008, 07:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JhE6yswzyo&feature=related

awesome reaction

biological
09-09-2008, 07:43 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JhE6yswzyo&feature=related

awesome reaction

:worship: Whatta guy.

groundstroke
09-09-2008, 08:38 PM
Reminds us again, who's the pathetic tennis nerd fanboy who signed up on the form and who's winning Grand Slam's every year out there? That's what I thought.

partygirl
09-09-2008, 09:46 PM
Pull a Djokovic, but one better ...lose the pants.

calvinhobbes
09-10-2008, 12:58 AM
Nah, that's sexy, especially the trophy biting:lol:

Biting gold and silver was an ancient custom for being sure the metals were good. Maybe that´s what Nadal is tryng to do. Not very polite by him, I guess . . . . .

calvinhobbes
09-10-2008, 01:13 AM
The iconic Roger winning a slam moment:

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/1259/federerwimbyki2.th.jpg (http://img139.imageshack.us/my.php?image=federerwimbyki2.jpg)

I never saw a zero degrees bending in human knees. Not even Galina Ulanova or Rudolf Nureyev could do that. :worship::worship::worship:

juja_06
09-10-2008, 03:05 AM
or maybe roger should thump his chest too after picking his ass when he wins?

Gnomey
09-10-2008, 04:51 AM
:lol: We should make a list of the different types of celebrations.

I'd probably do the falling down thing, and cover my face to shut everyone out for a few seconds and let it all sink in.