Ali Wannabe Tsonga beats Old Man Moya (4-6, 6-3, 6-4, 6-4) [Archive] - MensTennisForums.com

Ali Wannabe Tsonga beats Old Man Moya (4-6, 6-3, 6-4, 6-4)

Rafa = Fed Killa
08-30-2008, 03:06 AM
2 mugs
1 match

Crowd loses

scoobs
08-30-2008, 03:07 AM
Next up Robredo.

Richardgm
08-30-2008, 03:07 AM
Didn't get to see it. Congrats Tsonga.

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 03:10 AM
great atmosphere on the grandstand, as always :yeah:

tsonga showed great form, strong attacking tennis and of course had time to goof around with the crowd.

and does that shirt make him look cool, or is it the other way around..? :lol:

The Freak
08-30-2008, 03:10 AM
Way to Go Jo-Wilfried! :yeah:

Robredo next should be easy

vincayou
08-30-2008, 03:11 AM
Excellent match! And the crowd loved it. I don't know the exact number of winners, but both players had plenty of them. Each set were very very close.

I'm so surprised to see that Tsonga managed to go to 3rd round so close after his injury. By moments, it was the Tsonga from Australia. :worship:

Voo de Mar
08-30-2008, 03:12 AM
JWT :bounce:

Moya looked scared when Tsonga hurdled the net and was running on Moya's half in the 6th game of the 4th set :lol:

alfonsojose
08-30-2008, 03:12 AM
2 mugs
1 match

Crowd loses

the m.. word should be banned :zzz:

2moretogo
08-30-2008, 03:16 AM
the m.. word should be banned :zzz:

Yes it should be.:(

IAMlegend
08-30-2008, 03:17 AM
Took him a little bit to get into the match. Then the mph on the serve began to increase; Big serves, big forehands, and the people loved it. He's becoming a real crowd favorite.

Clydey
08-30-2008, 03:19 AM
great atmosphere on the grandstand, as always :yeah:

tsonga showed great form, strong attacking tennis and of course had time to goof around with the crowd.

and does that shirt make him look cool, or is it the other way around..? :lol:

It's the other way round, man. Tsonga even makes the Teletubbies look cool.

JBdV
08-30-2008, 03:19 AM
Good stuff Jo :yeah:

Richardgm
08-30-2008, 03:19 AM
Can someone tell me where yah'll watched this?

GlennMirnyi
08-30-2008, 03:20 AM
Why this mug poster was allowed to start this thread?

The Tsonganator is back and firing.

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 03:21 AM
It's the other way round, man. Tsonga even makes the Teletubbies look cool.

teletubbies ARE the coolest thing on earth since wimbledon 2001 :worship:

Albop
08-30-2008, 03:22 AM
Tsongaaaaaaaaa :D

Take out Boredo Now.

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 03:23 AM
Can someone tell me where yah'll watched this?

eurosport

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 03:27 AM
Jo Wilfred Tsonga once had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.

Today... we know this beverage as Red Bull.

~*BGT*~
08-30-2008, 03:30 AM
Jo :bounce: Tommy should be easy. :cool:

IAMlegend
08-30-2008, 03:30 AM
Yes it should be.:(

Jo Wilfred Tsonga once had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.

Today... we know this beverage as Red Bull.

:haha:

(this msg deserves thread starter status)

GlennMirnyi
08-30-2008, 03:30 AM
Tsonga turns air into tiny particles of gold when he sneezes.

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 03:33 AM
there are no aliens currently on planet earth...

they landed on tsonga's forehand



:confused: vamos

Clydey
08-30-2008, 03:33 AM
Jo Wilfred Tsonga once had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.

Today... we know this beverage as Red Bull.

Most people would interpret your statement as some sort of comment on how awesome Tsonga is.

However, I interpreted it as you saying "Red Bull tastes like piss".

BlakeJamitis
08-30-2008, 03:36 AM
Great job Tsonga

Clydey
08-30-2008, 03:36 AM
there are no aliens currently on planet earth...

they landed on tsonga's forehand



:confused: vamos

Most players apologise after a net cord winner. Tsonga doesn't. If the ball hits the net cord, it's because Tsonga intended for it to hit the net cord.

Pfloyd
08-30-2008, 03:36 AM
Hmm Tsonga can make quarters here...

Hope he stays healthy, he is very fun to watch.

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 03:37 AM
Most people would interpret your statement as some sort of comment on how awesome Tsonga is.

However, I interpreted it as you saying "Red Bull tastes like piss".

:lol:

:lol:

piss funny... literally...


Listen Clydey... Jo Wilfred Tsonga is the reason why the bulls are running in Pamplona

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 03:38 AM
vamos clydey... vamos

:rolls:

Clydey
08-30-2008, 03:39 AM
:lol:

:lol:

piss funny... literally...


Listen Clydey... Jo Wilfred Tsonga is the reason why the bulls are running in Pamplona

Jo Wilfred Tsonga is the reason the dinosaurs are extinct.

~*BGT*~
08-30-2008, 03:42 AM
Seriously, these sounds like Chuck Norris jokes. ;) :p So, copying one...

Tsonga is the reason Waldo is hiding.

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 03:42 AM
Jo Wilfred Tsonga went to the Vatican and took the Pope's confession....

Clydey
08-30-2008, 03:44 AM
Jo Wilfred Tsonga went to the Vatican and took the Pope's confession....

That one is actually true.

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 03:45 AM
Jo Wilfried Tsonga has the heart of a child...




... he keeps it in a small box.

Clydey
08-30-2008, 03:46 AM
vamos clydey... vamos

:rolls:

Wombat Brothers :rocker2:

Clydey
08-30-2008, 03:47 AM
Jo Wilfried Tsonga has the heart of a child...




... he keeps it in a small box.

haha what the hell.

Tsonga is a serial killer now!

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 03:48 AM
Seriously, these sounds like Chuck Norris jokes. ;) :p So, copying one...

Tsonga is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can walk through fire. Jo Tsonga can walk on water and fire, but he prefers to walk on fools like Chuck Norris.

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 03:51 AM
haha what the hell.

Tsonga is a serial killer now!

:lol:

... :lol:

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 03:51 AM
haha what the hell.

Tsonga is a serial killer now!



dying to Jo Wilfried Tsonga is considered a natural cause of death. :shrug:

~*BGT*~
08-30-2008, 03:52 AM
Chuck Norris can walk through fire. Jo Tsonga can walk on water and fire, but he prefers to walk on fools like Chuck Norris.

That's pretty good. :lol: When Tsonga does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

Clydey
08-30-2008, 03:53 AM
dying to Jo Wilfried Tsonga is considered a natural cause of death. :shrug:

Therefore, when the dinosaurs went extinct they died of natural causes.

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 03:54 AM
when Jo Wilfried Tsonga footfaults, he lets the umpire off with a warning

Clydey
08-30-2008, 03:55 AM
when Jo Wilfried Tsonga footfaults, he lets the umpire off with a warning


:rolls:

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 03:59 AM
when Jo Wilfried Tsonga footfaults, he lets the umpire off with a warning

:lol:

that one mate is a little fukn Bobby Dazzler...!

~*BGT*~
08-30-2008, 04:00 AM
Tsonga performed his own knee surgeries with a saw.

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 04:01 AM
Tsonga performed his own knee surgeries with a saw.

:haha:

no antisthetic required...

Jo prefers to use Red Bull...

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 04:05 AM
Tsonga performed his own knee surgeries with a saw.

While he was recovering, he watched a whole season of "24" ...




...in 3 hours.

opeth84
08-30-2008, 04:05 AM
Ok i can't help myself... Jo Wilfred Tsonga counted to infinity twice.:p

Clydey
08-30-2008, 04:11 AM
While he was recovering, he watched a whole season of "24" ...




...in 3 hours.

Dude, you're cracking me up.

I keep imagining that wombat in your picture sitting in a big chair saying all this stuff about Tsonga.

I think I'm going crazy...

finishingmove
08-30-2008, 04:15 AM
Dude, you're cracking me up.

I keep imagining that wombat in your picture sitting in a big chair saying all this stuff about Tsonga.

I think I'm going crazy...

u are not crazy. the wombat is sitting next to me

the big chair is mine though

Clydey
08-30-2008, 04:23 AM
u are not crazy. the wombat is sitting next to me

the big chair is mine though

That's something you'd expect to see while smoking weed. A wombat sitting next to someone talking about Jo Wilfred Tsonga, at the same time insisting that the big chair belongs to his friend.

I need to lie down...

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 04:30 AM
That's something you'd expect to see while smoking weed. A wombat sitting next to someone talking about Jo Wilfred Tsonga, at the same time insisting that the big chair belongs to his friend.

I need to lie down...

i hear you man... i just had a Donnie Darko moment...

Clydey
08-30-2008, 04:32 AM
i hear you man... i just had a Donnie Darko moment...

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Frank the bunny. Except instead of a rabbit, it was a wombat :shrug:

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 04:39 AM
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Frank the bunny. Except instead of a rabbit, it was a wombat :shrug:


The Power of Tsonga never ceases to amaze... He is the force that keeps on giving...

~*BGT*~
08-30-2008, 04:54 AM
While he was recovering, he watched a whole season of "24" ...




...in 3 hours.


He used videos of Gasquet's forehand as laughing gas.

gebl
08-30-2008, 05:02 AM
u are not crazy. the wombat is sitting next to me

the big chair is mine though

oh how the family affections combat
within this heart, and each hour flings a bomb at
my burning soul! neither from owl nor from bat
can peace be gained till I clasp my wombat

~*BGT*~
08-30-2008, 05:04 AM
^^^ :speakles: That's deep.

Clydey
08-30-2008, 05:35 AM
oh how the family affections combat
within this heart, and each hour flings a bomb at
my burning soul! neither from owl nor from bat
can peace be gained till I clasp my wombat

That spoke to me in a profound way. Especially the part about clasping my wombat.

Rumour
08-30-2008, 07:10 AM
Good going Tsonga :yeah:

Plus the jokes are funny too :lol:

Forehander
08-30-2008, 08:00 AM
Tsonga!!! Whoohoooooo!!!!!

Ivanatis
08-30-2008, 09:52 AM
well done :yeah:

Ouragan
08-30-2008, 10:01 AM
Funniest thread yet :) Tsonga, and Tsonga only, plays his matches to the best of 1 set and begins that set with a five game advantage.

bambelbitz
08-30-2008, 10:22 AM
:yeah: Jo, nice job!

Andi-M
08-30-2008, 11:54 AM
:haha: this thread is class

JWT - Love ya :baby:

gogogirl
08-30-2008, 12:11 PM
Morning All,

Ha-ha - this stuff done woke me all the way up this morning. Great stuff. Before I got distracted, I heard Ted say T was up 2 sets to 1 - Moya 3-2. I was like - yesssssssssssssssssssssssss, he'll pull it out.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, T-Songa not knowing the Lone Ranger was posing as a doorknob, shot his balls off.:worship:

T is so fly, he likes to slide down the edge of a gigantic razor blade into a pool of alcohol. LOL!

gogogirl
08-30-2008, 12:42 PM
All,

T-Songa is so fly. How fly is he? He's so fly, a well known tennis magazine wrote a tennis article about him called - "Jo-Wilfried T-Songa's Forehand." That title/phrase alone will go down in his(story).

http://www.tennis.com/yourgame/instructionarticles/forehand/forehand.aspx?id=142180

vincayou
08-30-2008, 12:49 PM
Tsonga went once to the Feria San Firmin in Pampeluna, Spain. But he was the one running after the bulls.

Nathaliia
08-30-2008, 12:51 PM
very nice by Tsonga let's hope he beats Boredo next

Bernard Black
08-30-2008, 12:55 PM
I love both players but far happier that Tsonga is through here, he's more likely to do some damage in this tournament if he gets on a role.

Fantastic comeback from injury, I wish him all the best. Allez! :worship:

Turquoise
08-30-2008, 01:04 PM
Congratulations Tsonga and good luck against Robredo! :hatoff: :bounce: :dance: :woohoo:

I'm loving this bandwagon! Baby Ali sure knows how to inspire MTF into creativity :lol: His namesake was poetic after all ;)

Deathless Mortal
08-30-2008, 01:30 PM
I like both of them. :awww:
Well, congrats Tsonga :yeah: and :hug: Moya, see you in Umag next year :p

BlakeJamitis
08-30-2008, 01:36 PM
Some funny stuff ... although most of you are still haters. LOL

DhammaTiger
08-30-2008, 02:10 PM
Carlos :hug: :hug:

IAMlegend
08-30-2008, 02:52 PM
He used videos of Gasquet's forehand as laughing gas.


:lol:

Tsonga spends a good deal of time cruising the Internet. Someone should alert him to this thread. He'd probably enjoy it.

GlennMirnyi
08-30-2008, 03:16 PM
The last battle in humanity will be between Tsonga-ists and non Tsonga-ists.

scoobs
08-30-2008, 03:49 PM
Jo Willie has done well on his comeback tournament - tough to come back at a Slam and start winning immediately.

Now he's gettin jiggy wit' it in R3 Jo Willie style.

GlennMirnyi
08-30-2008, 04:40 PM
Next victim: Boredo.

rocketassist
08-30-2008, 04:43 PM
Baby Ali will smash Boredo off court.

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 05:10 PM
Tommy has got nothing really... the wagon has rolled too far now...

Jo W is just too hard... way too hard... especially when you understand that when Jo was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Chiseller
08-30-2008, 05:45 PM
Best thread in GM since ages :banana:

Leo
08-30-2008, 06:09 PM
I was there! Watching from above on Armstrong. Amazing match, amazing atmosphere. Tsonga is electric.

HeretiC
08-30-2008, 06:14 PM
:haha::haha::haha: Guys, you really cracked me up. :worship:

Sunset of Age
08-30-2008, 07:10 PM
Fantastic to see Jo Willie do so well in his first tournament after his surgery. Hope he keeps it up and will rescue the tournament from Robredo. :yeah:

fast_clay
08-30-2008, 07:34 PM
I was there! Watching from above on Armstrong. Amazing match, amazing atmosphere. Tsonga is electric.

yeah... nice... i should go to church more often as well...