Ali Wannabe Tsonga beats Old Man Moya (4-6, 6-3, 6-4, 6-4)

2 mugs
1 match

Crowd loses

Next up Robredo.

Didn't get to see it. Congrats Tsonga.

great atmosphere on the grandstand, as always :yeah:

tsonga showed great form, strong attacking tennis and of course had time to goof around with the crowd.

and does that shirt make him look cool, or is it the other way around..? :lol:

Way to Go Jo-Wilfried! :yeah:

Robredo next should be easy

Excellent match! And the crowd loved it. I don't know the exact number of winners, but both players had plenty of them. Each set were very very close.

I'm so surprised to see that Tsonga managed to go to 3rd round so close after his injury. By moments, it was the Tsonga from Australia. :worship:

JWT :bounce:

Moya looked scared when Tsonga hurdled the net and was running on Moya's half in the 6th game of the 4th set :lol:

2 mugs
1 match

Crowd loses

the m.. word should be banned :zzz:

the m.. word should be banned :zzz:

Yes it should be.:(

Took him a little bit to get into the match. Then the mph on the serve began to increase; Big serves, big forehands, and the people loved it. He's becoming a real crowd favorite.

great atmosphere on the grandstand, as always :yeah:

tsonga showed great form, strong attacking tennis and of course had time to goof around with the crowd.

and does that shirt make him look cool, or is it the other way around..? :lol:

It's the other way round, man. Tsonga even makes the Teletubbies look cool.

Good stuff Jo :yeah:

Can someone tell me where yah'll watched this?

Why this mug poster was allowed to start this thread?

The Tsonganator is back and firing.

It's the other way round, man. Tsonga even makes the Teletubbies look cool.

teletubbies ARE the coolest thing on earth since wimbledon 2001 :worship:

Tsongaaaaaaaaa :D

Take out Boredo Now.

Can someone tell me where yah'll watched this?

eurosport

Jo Wilfred Tsonga once had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.

Today... we know this beverage as Red Bull.

Jo :bounce: Tommy should be easy. :cool:

Yes it should be.:(

Jo Wilfred Tsonga once had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.

Today... we know this beverage as Red Bull.

:haha:

(this msg deserves thread starter status)

Tsonga turns air into tiny particles of gold when he sneezes.

there are no aliens currently on planet earth...

they landed on tsonga's forehand



:confused: vamos

Jo Wilfred Tsonga once had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage.

Today... we know this beverage as Red Bull.

Most people would interpret your statement as some sort of comment on how awesome Tsonga is.

However, I interpreted it as you saying "Red Bull tastes like piss".

Great job Tsonga

there are no aliens currently on planet earth...

they landed on tsonga's forehand



:confused: vamos

Most players apologise after a net cord winner. Tsonga doesn't. If the ball hits the net cord, it's because Tsonga intended for it to hit the net cord.

Hmm Tsonga can make quarters here...

Hope he stays healthy, he is very fun to watch.

Most people would interpret your statement as some sort of comment on how awesome Tsonga is.

However, I interpreted it as you saying "Red Bull tastes like piss".

:lol:

:lol:

piss funny... literally...


Listen Clydey... Jo Wilfred Tsonga is the reason why the bulls are running in Pamplona

vamos clydey... vamos

:rolls:

:lol:

:lol:

piss funny... literally...


Listen Clydey... Jo Wilfred Tsonga is the reason why the bulls are running in Pamplona

Jo Wilfred Tsonga is the reason the dinosaurs are extinct.

Seriously, these sounds like Chuck Norris jokes. ;) :p So, copying one...

Tsonga is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Jo Wilfred Tsonga went to the Vatican and took the Pope's confession....

Jo Wilfred Tsonga went to the Vatican and took the Pope's confession....

That one is actually true.

Jo Wilfried Tsonga has the heart of a child...




... he keeps it in a small box.

vamos clydey... vamos

:rolls:

Wombat Brothers :rocker2:

Jo Wilfried Tsonga has the heart of a child...




... he keeps it in a small box.

haha what the hell.

Tsonga is a serial killer now!

Seriously, these sounds like Chuck Norris jokes. ;) :p So, copying one...

Tsonga is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris can walk through fire. Jo Tsonga can walk on water and fire, but he prefers to walk on fools like Chuck Norris.

haha what the hell.

Tsonga is a serial killer now!

:lol:

... :lol:

haha what the hell.

Tsonga is a serial killer now!



dying to Jo Wilfried Tsonga is considered a natural cause of death. :shrug:

Chuck Norris can walk through fire. Jo Tsonga can walk on water and fire, but he prefers to walk on fools like Chuck Norris.

That's pretty good. :lol: When Tsonga does push-ups, he isn't pushing himself up; he's pushing the Earth down.

dying to Jo Wilfried Tsonga is considered a natural cause of death. :shrug:

Therefore, when the dinosaurs went extinct they died of natural causes.

when Jo Wilfried Tsonga footfaults, he lets the umpire off with a warning

when Jo Wilfried Tsonga footfaults, he lets the umpire off with a warning


:rolls:

when Jo Wilfried Tsonga footfaults, he lets the umpire off with a warning

:lol:

that one mate is a little fukn Bobby Dazzler...!

Tsonga performed his own knee surgeries with a saw.

Tsonga performed his own knee surgeries with a saw.

:haha:

no antisthetic required...

Jo prefers to use Red Bull...

Tsonga performed his own knee surgeries with a saw.

While he was recovering, he watched a whole season of "24" ...




...in 3 hours.

Ok i can't help myself... Jo Wilfred Tsonga counted to infinity twice.:p

While he was recovering, he watched a whole season of "24" ...




...in 3 hours.

Dude, you're cracking me up.

I keep imagining that wombat in your picture sitting in a big chair saying all this stuff about Tsonga.

I think I'm going crazy...

Dude, you're cracking me up.

I keep imagining that wombat in your picture sitting in a big chair saying all this stuff about Tsonga.

I think I'm going crazy...

u are not crazy. the wombat is sitting next to me

the big chair is mine though

u are not crazy. the wombat is sitting next to me

the big chair is mine though

That's something you'd expect to see while smoking weed. A wombat sitting next to someone talking about Jo Wilfred Tsonga, at the same time insisting that the big chair belongs to his friend.

I need to lie down...

That's something you'd expect to see while smoking weed. A wombat sitting next to someone talking about Jo Wilfred Tsonga, at the same time insisting that the big chair belongs to his friend.

I need to lie down...

i hear you man... i just had a Donnie Darko moment...

i hear you man... i just had a Donnie Darko moment...

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Frank the bunny. Except instead of a rabbit, it was a wombat :shrug:

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Frank the bunny. Except instead of a rabbit, it was a wombat :shrug:


The Power of Tsonga never ceases to amaze... He is the force that keeps on giving...

While he was recovering, he watched a whole season of "24" ...




...in 3 hours.


He used videos of Gasquet's forehand as laughing gas.

u are not crazy. the wombat is sitting next to me

the big chair is mine though

oh how the family affections combat
within this heart, and each hour flings a bomb at
my burning soul! neither from owl nor from bat
can peace be gained till I clasp my wombat

^^^ :speakles: That's deep.

oh how the family affections combat
within this heart, and each hour flings a bomb at
my burning soul! neither from owl nor from bat
can peace be gained till I clasp my wombat

That spoke to me in a profound way. Especially the part about clasping my wombat.

Good going Tsonga :yeah:

Plus the jokes are funny too :lol:

Tsonga!!! Whoohoooooo!!!!!

well done :yeah:

Funniest thread yet :) Tsonga, and Tsonga only, plays his matches to the best of 1 set and begins that set with a five game advantage.

:yeah: Jo, nice job!

:haha: this thread is class

JWT - Love ya :baby:

Morning All,

Ha-ha - this stuff done woke me all the way up this morning. Great stuff. Before I got distracted, I heard Ted say T was up 2 sets to 1 - Moya 3-2. I was like - yesssssssssssssssssssssssss, he'll pull it out.

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, T-Songa not knowing the Lone Ranger was posing as a doorknob, shot his balls off.:worship:

T is so fly, he likes to slide down the edge of a gigantic razor blade into a pool of alcohol. LOL!

All,

T-Songa is so fly. How fly is he? He's so fly, a well known tennis magazine wrote a tennis article about him called - "Jo-Wilfried T-Songa's Forehand." That title/phrase alone will go down in his(story).

http://www.tennis.com/yourgame/instructionarticles/forehand/forehand.aspx?id=142180

Tsonga went once to the Feria San Firmin in Pampeluna, Spain. But he was the one running after the bulls.

very nice by Tsonga let's hope he beats Boredo next

I love both players but far happier that Tsonga is through here, he's more likely to do some damage in this tournament if he gets on a role.

Fantastic comeback from injury, I wish him all the best. Allez! :worship:

Congratulations Tsonga and good luck against Robredo! :hatoff: :bounce: :dance: :woohoo:

I'm loving this bandwagon! Baby Ali sure knows how to inspire MTF into creativity :lol: His namesake was poetic after all ;)

I like both of them. :awww:
Well, congrats Tsonga :yeah: and :hug: Moya, see you in Umag next year :p

Some funny stuff ... although most of you are still haters. LOL

Carlos :hug: :hug:

He used videos of Gasquet's forehand as laughing gas.


:lol:

Tsonga spends a good deal of time cruising the Internet. Someone should alert him to this thread. He'd probably enjoy it.

The last battle in humanity will be between Tsonga-ists and non Tsonga-ists.

Jo Willie has done well on his comeback tournament - tough to come back at a Slam and start winning immediately.

Now he's gettin jiggy wit' it in R3 Jo Willie style.

Next victim: Boredo.

Baby Ali will smash Boredo off court.

Tommy has got nothing really... the wagon has rolled too far now...

Jo W is just too hard... way too hard... especially when you understand that when Jo was a child, he made his mother finish his vegetables.

Best thread in GM since ages :banana:

I was there! Watching from above on Armstrong. Amazing match, amazing atmosphere. Tsonga is electric.

:haha::haha::haha: Guys, you really cracked me up. :worship:

Fantastic to see Jo Willie do so well in his first tournament after his surgery. Hope he keeps it up and will rescue the tournament from Robredo. :yeah:

I was there! Watching from above on Armstrong. Amazing match, amazing atmosphere. Tsonga is electric.

yeah... nice... i should go to church more often as well...