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You know you gamble too much when...

its.like.that
07-02-2008, 02:49 PM
You think about what the odds would be in a social tennis match with a mate.

You set pointless lines to keep you entertained, ie. how long will it take me to get home from uni? under/over 10.5 minutes.

You hear about some amazing sporting comeback, and immediately start drooling over what the inplay odds would have been.

You have dreams involving events you have bet on.

:o

Jaap
07-02-2008, 09:28 PM
You think about what the odds would be in a social tennis match with a mate.

You set pointless lines to keep you entertained, ie. how long will it take me to get home from uni? under/over 10.5 minutes.

You hear about some amazing sporting comeback, and immediately start drooling over what the inplay odds would have been.

You have dreams involving events you have bet on.

:o

:retard:

ExcaliburII
07-02-2008, 09:46 PM
Yes
No
No
Yes

StevoTG
07-02-2008, 09:57 PM
I'd say it goes

maybe
yes
no
yes

betowiec
07-02-2008, 10:00 PM
ilt

you are amazing

ryan23
07-02-2008, 11:52 PM
You think about what the odds would be in a social tennis match with a mate.

You set pointless lines to keep you entertained, ie. how long will it take me to get home from uni? under/over 10.5 minutes.

You hear about some amazing sporting comeback, and immediately start drooling over what the inplay odds would have been.

You have dreams involving events you have bet on.

:o

Is this you talking about yourself :p

ryan23
07-02-2008, 11:52 PM
ilt

you are amazing

How does he come up with these fantastic posts!

I think he needs a job :rolleyes:

TMJordan
07-02-2008, 11:55 PM
You da man, Jimbo, you da man.

bad gambler
07-03-2008, 12:10 AM
How does he come up with these fantastic posts!

I think he needs a job :rolleyes:

Jim is on the dole and sponging off Australian taxpayers :o

ryan23
07-03-2008, 12:42 AM
Jim is on the dole and sponging off Australian taxpayers :o

He certainly seems to have a lot of time m8 :)

sports freak
07-03-2008, 01:41 AM
You think about what the odds would be in a social tennis match with a mate.

You set pointless lines to keep you entertained, ie. how long will it take me to get home from uni? under/over 10.5 minutes.

You hear about some amazing sporting comeback, and immediately start drooling over what the inplay odds would have been.

You have dreams involving events you have bet on.

:o

When your looking for a wife/gf that's loves sports and probably doesnt mind the punt at all!!Nathii sound like that kind of girl :p

sports freak
07-03-2008, 01:43 AM
ilt

you are amazing

When high?

its.like.that
07-03-2008, 02:56 AM
you're meant to add to the theme :o

bunch of dimwits :rolleyes:

its.like.that
07-03-2008, 02:58 AM
ilt

you are amazing

thanks fanouk :)

that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

danielj
07-03-2008, 01:48 PM
....when you are on first name terms with your local bookies

....when you decide to use a free matched bet for the euro 2008 tournament but actually stuggle to find an online bookie you aren't already signed up to.

:)

sports freak
07-03-2008, 03:00 PM
you're meant to add to the theme :o

bunch of dimwits :rolleyes:

you dont get jokes? :o :rolleyes:

xcrap
07-04-2008, 01:25 AM
:haha:

its.like.that
07-04-2008, 08:14 AM
Jim is on the dole and sponging off Australian taxpayers :o

Hey! youth allowance was the government's idea, not mine.

its.like.that
07-04-2008, 08:14 AM
you dont get jokes? :o :rolleyes:

No Freak, I don't get the jokes :o.

its.like.that
07-04-2008, 08:16 AM
....when you are on first name terms with your local bookies

....when you decide to use a free matched bet for the euro 2008 tournament but actually stuggle to find an online bookie you aren't already signed up to.

:)

:yeah:

That's more like it.

Henry Chinaski
07-04-2008, 08:41 AM
you first think of a line as a number rather than a straight continuous mark.

You're familiar with the concept of half a goal.

the name Martin Vassallo Arguello brings you out in a cold sweat

you find yourself drunk in a casino abusing the roulette players because of their complete failure to grasp the concept of value

Bolelli Ultra
07-04-2008, 10:11 AM
You fail all your Uni subjects solely because of gambling.

Midnight Express
07-04-2008, 12:24 PM
You think about what the odds would be in a social tennis match with a mate.

I am playing only for money, including handicaps!

You set pointless lines to keep you entertained, ie. how long will it take me to get home from uni? under/over 10.5 minutes.
I dont remember last time I was there..

You hear about some amazing sporting comeback, and immediately start drooling over what the inplay odds would have been.

Thats natural.

You have dreams involving events you have bet on.
I would love to. The only thing I do before I fall asleep is thinking step by step the scenario with "Marty McFly`s sport book from future"(mentioned in another thread) how I would bet, what would I buy atc.
P.S. Of course it would have impact to time-space continuum so the results in this book changes magically too...I am not greedy ! I would go only for Schuettler in Wimbledon semifinal atc.

Midnight Express
07-04-2008, 12:26 PM
you first think of a line as a number rather than a straight continuous mark.

You're familiar with the concept of half a goal.

the name Martin Vassallo Arguello brings you out in a cold sweat

you find yourself drunk in a casino abusing the roulette players because of their complete failure to grasp the concept of value

Hilarious!!

bad gambler
07-04-2008, 01:18 PM
...when you tail jesus with respect to a bet :o

Iván
07-05-2008, 05:58 PM
...when you tail jesus with respect to a bet :o

LOL

:lol:

Bolar Bolabi
07-06-2008, 07:05 AM
Dole bludger hey. I want my tax money back!

Bolar Bolabi
07-06-2008, 07:06 AM
I am playing only for money, including handicaps!


I dont remember last time I was there..



Thats natural.


I would love to. The only thing I do before I fall asleep is thinking step by step the scenario with "Marty McFly`s sport book from future"(mentioned in another thread) how I would bet, what would I buy atc.
P.S. Of course it would have impact to time-space continuum so the results in this book changes magically too...I am not greedy ! I would go only for Schuettler in Wimbledon semifinal atc.

And you're a fuckwit!

Bolar Bolabi
07-06-2008, 07:08 AM
When you wager with mates on when you're going to get action from a female without paying for it. Either oral or intercourse pleasure.

Or you wager on going down on a female and being able to make her orgasm within 3 - 5 minutes.

its.like.that
07-06-2008, 07:38 AM
:bolt:

:scared:

Bolar Bolabi
07-07-2008, 06:54 AM
:bolt:

:scared:

I could teach you how to make a female orgasm within 3 - 5 minutes. My tips are sacred and you have to earn them!

mercurial
07-07-2008, 07:34 AM
You fail all your Uni subjects solely because of gambling.

When you set lines on who will "win" in course results when betting mates who also do the course....and you're always a double-digit underdog.

Midnight Express
07-07-2008, 08:06 AM
...when you tail jesus with respect to a bet :o

Not cool, Mr.,..not cool!

Wouldnt expect this from a MOD!

Midnight Express
07-07-2008, 08:07 AM
And you're a fuckwit!

I luv you too.

Bolar Bolabi
07-09-2008, 07:51 AM
Market

When will bolar get another blow job or a root?

Last blow job was Tuesday 28th November 2006
Last intercourse action was 26th November 2006

July - September 08 - $501
October - November 08 $351
December - January 08 - $251
February - April 08 - $125
May 08 - May 09 - $80
May 09+ - $1.20

Bolar Bolabi
07-09-2008, 07:51 AM
Does Bolar desperately need some action before he goes crazy.

Yes $1.01
No $1000

Bolelli Ultra
07-09-2008, 08:02 AM
Can i place my life savings on July-September 08', then shout you a root at a brothel?

Bolelli Ultra
07-09-2008, 08:03 AM
Seriously whats wrong with you Bolar?

Are you a midget by any chance?

bad gambler
07-09-2008, 08:06 AM
He lives in Adelaide

Bolar Bolabi
07-09-2008, 08:08 AM
Can i place my life savings on July-September 08', then shout you a root at a brothel?

Brothels don't count.

I don't want my next root being something I had to pay for or someone had to pay for. I have dignity.

Bolar Bolabi
07-09-2008, 08:10 AM
Seriously whats wrong with you Bolar?

Are you a midget by any chance?

Fucked if I know. I know I am shy when it comes talking to women though.

Bolar Bolabi
07-09-2008, 08:13 AM
He lives in Adelaide

Thats true. The probability of finding a girl in Adelaide is not that good as the ratio is bad!

its.like.that
07-09-2008, 08:39 AM
Seriously whats wrong with you Bolar?

Are you a midget by any chance?

Not a midget in the way you're thinking of, but a midget in the way most girls think of ;).

Midnight Express
07-09-2008, 09:34 AM
I could teach you how to make a female orgasm within 3 - 5 minutes. My tips are sacred and you have to earn them!

This pick up line has to be a killer at the gay bar!

Midnight Express
07-09-2008, 09:42 AM
Market

When will bolar get another blow job or a root?

Last blow job was Tuesday 28th November 2006
Last intercourse action was 26th November 2006

July - September 08 - $501
October - November 08 $351
December - January 08 - $251
February - April 08 - $125
May 08 - May 09 - $80
May 09+ - $1.20

You remember exact DAY?!!
Twice in 3 days looks like waiting 3 years..I dont like waiting but where can I put at least vCASH?

Midnight Express
07-09-2008, 09:48 AM
Not a midget in the way you're thinking of, but a midget in the way most girls think of ;).

Brain?

its.like.that
07-09-2008, 10:43 AM
Brain?

Girls don't care about brain :o.

Bolar Bolabi
07-10-2008, 02:47 AM
You remember exact DAY?!!
Twice in 3 days looks like waiting 3 years..I dont like waiting but where can I put at least vCASH?

Well yeah. When you havn't had it for 20 months, of course you remember

Midnight Express
07-10-2008, 09:35 PM
Girls don't care about brain :o.

Of course they do but in your case its not important, you have a body and look! :worship:

Midnight Express
07-10-2008, 09:38 PM
Well yeah. When you havn't had it for 20 months, of course you remember

What for?
Are having some anniversary?

Mecir
07-11-2008, 04:58 PM
You know you gamble too much when...

you recognise the name of every tennis player in the top 100

xcrap
07-13-2008, 11:08 AM
Of course they do but in your case its not important, you have a body and look! :worship:

:haha:

Henry Chinaski
08-11-2008, 10:53 PM
....you're with a girl on her sofa at 5am on a Saturday night when you suddenly remember that you forgot to check how your 3-ball golf bet went so you ask her where the remote control is so you can check teletext.
(O'Hair d. Pampling and Hebert btw)

Iván
08-12-2008, 01:50 PM
....you're with a girl on her sofa at 5am on a Saturday night when you suddenly remember that you forgot to check how your 3-ball golf bet went so you ask her where the remote control is so you can check teletext.
(O'Hair d. Pampling and Hebert btw)

I had the exact same bet!

Got O'Hair @ 5/6

Easy Moneeeeeeeey!

Post some golf bets in the futre ey henry.

Henry Chinaski
08-13-2008, 12:45 PM
I very rarely bet on Golf mate. Don't have much of a clue about it but I have a friend who seems to be pretty good and he insisted I do this.

I had 10/11. wasn't looking great when he started with 2 sixes but seemed comfortable enough in the end.

Mecir
09-10-2008, 03:06 AM
...you've placed bets on sports that your friends have never even heard of.
("Pesapallo? What's that?")

bad gambler
09-10-2008, 03:29 AM
.....When you are about to place a bet on the US Presidential elections even though you don't give a shit about US politics.

Republicans = Value!!!

happy928
09-10-2008, 03:37 AM
.....When you are about to place a bet on the US Presidential elections even though you don't give a shit about US politics.

Republicans = Value!!!

unfortunately....mcclain will win.....obama getting disparate calling palin names and such....such a joke.

Mecir
09-11-2008, 12:57 PM
.....When you are about to place a bet on the US Presidential elections even though you don't give a shit about US politics.

Republicans = Value!!!

Centrebet has never been wrong with the Federal elections here so I wonder if the same situation exists in the USA with some of their betting agencies?

its.like.that
09-18-2008, 01:51 PM
...you've placed bets on sports that your friends have never even heard of.
("Pesapallo? What's that?")

:lol:

Been there and done that. But in all fairness 9,999 people out of 10,000 won't have heard of Pesapallo, in Australia at least.

its.like.that
09-18-2008, 01:51 PM
unfortunately....mcclain will win.....obama getting disparate calling palin names and such....such a joke.

lmao

Happy the policial analyst

:retard:

its.like.that
09-18-2008, 01:53 PM
Centrebet has never been wrong with the Federal elections here so I wonder if the same situation exists in the USA with some of their betting agencies?

Not sure about that one. Australians, as dumb as they are, are still quite a bit smarter than Yanks, and are thus more predictable.

50% of Yanks either forget who they wanted to vote for at the polling booths, or they simply fill out the box closest to the top of their page because they're a bunch of ignorant lazy twats.

its.like.that
09-18-2008, 01:56 PM
....you're with a girl on her sofa at 5am on a Saturday night when you suddenly remember that you forgot to check how your 3-ball golf bet went so you ask her where the remote control is so you can check teletext.
(O'Hair d. Pampling and Hebert btw)

:lol:

In a similar situation, I've pretended to go to the toilet to sneak away and check scores on a computer.

ivekinjo
09-18-2008, 01:56 PM
Obama cant win, all rednecks will think its Osama or related and vote oposite

its.like.that
09-18-2008, 01:59 PM
... when one of the qualities you value in a woman, is how willing she is to stay home and take calls to check various sports scores during a night out, and do it with a smile.

:D

Bolelli Ultra
09-19-2008, 01:35 AM
.....when u bet on Pesapallo. Then the next day u find yourself googling "Pesapallo Results" and struggling to find any matches.

Anyone know what the hell this sport is?

its.like.that
09-19-2008, 01:51 AM
.....when u bet on Pesapallo. Then the next day u find yourself googling "Pesapallo Results" and struggling to find any matches.

Anyone know what the hell this sport is?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pes%C3%A4pallo

Gamblore
09-19-2008, 02:00 AM
Gambling on the homeless world cup soccer.

Alistair
11-08-2008, 10:21 AM
You know you gamble too much when...

You set over/under lines and head to head odds when playing FIFA, NHL or any other sports game on the Playstation.

cn05
11-18-2008, 09:56 AM
When its 4.45pm @ work, and you have to follow NBA.com on your phone for livescores.

The fucking useless site stops updating with 23.3 to play in the last, 83-83 between Clippers and Spurs.

Desperate to know if Spurs get up, you call around to see who's at home, and near a PC. No luck, cant get ahold of someone, so leave early, to get to home.

Spurs win 86-83 FWIW.

mercurial
11-18-2008, 10:19 PM
You set over/under lines and head to head odds when playing FIFA, NHL or any other sports game on the Playstation.

You set an over/under on the percentage of possession you'll get in FIFA - 09 rocks btw.

its.like.that
12-12-2008, 11:42 AM
... when you and your mates set an over/under line for how many girls you shall hook up with at a music festival and place actual wagers on it.

:D

Henry Chinaski
12-12-2008, 12:03 PM
I hope you used the Asian HC concept of .5 girls to remove any confusion over draws and stuff.
Any non gambler listening in would think you were talking about trying to score a tranny or something.

its.like.that
12-12-2008, 12:16 PM
:lol:

Two weeks back I won a whole night's shout and my ticket price for my mate falling short of the 3.5 mark we had set. I was on the under, naturally.

ika_geo
03-25-2009, 01:46 AM
.... when your role model/ idol is Owning Mahowny .

P.s Great movie

Bolar Bolabi
04-02-2009, 02:25 AM
When you bet that your girlfriend won't give you head 3 times in 90 minutes. She did it last night, swallowed each time and a mate had to pay up!

Bolelli Ultra
04-02-2009, 02:34 AM
You are one sad, sad person.

Ugly bitches do like to swallow

bad gambler
04-02-2009, 03:23 AM
Please Bolar.....

Bolar Bolabi
04-02-2009, 03:37 AM
hey its the truth and no she is not ugly and yes i had a wager on it.

Bolar Bolabi
04-02-2009, 03:38 AM
.....when you bet with someone saying you won't get a root for 2 years and when you finally do he won't pay up

betowiec
04-02-2009, 03:45 AM
hey its the truth and no she is not ugly and yes i had a wager on it.
meaningless comments without pics:cool:

sports freak
04-02-2009, 03:46 AM
Send the shit over the boarder,must be some good stuff down there!

Bolar Bolabi
04-02-2009, 03:47 AM
You are one sad, sad person.

Ugly bitches do like to swallow

She is a Carlton supporter.

But she is not a wog which is good because I wouldn't touch her otherwise.

Bolar Bolabi
04-02-2009, 03:48 AM
I'm living in Melbourne now Freak

And kuta, I have a video on my phone of her giving me head.

Gamblore
04-02-2009, 03:55 AM
She is a Carlton supporter.

But she is not a wog which is good because I wouldn't touch her otherwise.

There are some pretty sexy wogs out there man. Go to Greece and enjoy yourself. The party life is great;)

sports freak
04-02-2009, 04:06 AM
I'm living in Melbourne now Freak

And kuta, I have a video on my phone of her giving me head.

Wicked,when i go to Melbourne lets run amok :D

Bolar Bolabi
04-02-2009, 04:12 AM
Wicked,when i go to Melbourne lets run amok :D

Done deal.

I'll shout you a good time at the daily planet.

sports freak
04-02-2009, 04:49 AM
Done deal.

I'll shout you a good time at the daily planet.

:yeah:

Bolar Bolabi
04-02-2009, 05:52 AM
I got an idea. What we should do is organise an MTF meetup at the Daily Planet.

We set over/under lines for everyone and how many chicks they will pay to sleep with.

For example I'm not the cheating type so my over and under line will be under 0.5 @ $1.01 and over @ $101.

Jim we will set his at 3.5

Freak we will set yours at 4.5 as we know you have the cash and the expertise to pull it off.

Bolleli we will set yours at 0 because it doesn't matter how much you pay, no one will want to sleep with you unless your mum or sisters are working there.

Bolelli Ultra
04-02-2009, 09:30 AM
Ummmmmmmmm the only photo Ive ever seen of you Bolar, you seem to be a well over weight, acne prone, ugly bogan. And because of that I dont want you touching our girls.

And if you want to play a real game, we can go to a local Melbourne nightspot, where we dont have to pay for hookers like your Mrs and work for the women. Preeeeety sure I'd come out on top of you in that regard ;)

Bolar Bolabi
04-02-2009, 09:54 AM
Ummmmmmmmm the only photo Ive ever seen of you Bolar, you seem to be a well over weight, acne prone, ugly bogan. And because of that I dont want you touching our girls.

And if you want to play a real game, we can go to a local Melbourne nightspot, where we dont have to pay for hookers like your Mrs and work for the women. Preeeeety sure I'd come out on top of you in that regard ;)

Umm. I don't know where you see that photo of me? I am not overweight for starters and my teenage Acne left me 8 years ago. Chicks dig me. Mine at the moment thinks I'm a very good looking man.

I am almost tempted to take you up on that offer. The Women go for me. But again, my GF won't be too impressed by me. Although she wants me to have a 3some with her and another chick and as I fuck my GF without a rubber, she said I would have to wear one if I fucked another girl :( - But again she probably won't mind and will probably wanna be there with me.

bad gambler
04-02-2009, 10:17 AM
Should I just rename this thread as "The Sexual Adventures of Bolar Bolabi" ?

Bolar Bolabi
04-02-2009, 10:20 AM
BG are you up for the Daily Planet visit? I know you're married but you can be the bookie.

I reckon it would be a good MTF Gamblers thing to do as a group to prove we gamble too much. :D

betowiec
04-02-2009, 07:32 PM
Umm. I don't know where you see that photo of me? I am not overweight for starters and my teenage Acne left me 8 years ago. Chicks dig me. Mine at the moment thinks I'm a very good looking man.

I am almost tempted to take you up on that offer. The Women go for me. But again, my GF won't be too impressed by me. Although she wants me to have a 3some with her and another chick and as I fuck my GF without a rubber, she said I would have to wear one if I fucked another girl :( - But again she probably won't mind and will probably wanna be there with me.

you want a 3some with her and Tommy Haas

its.like.that
04-06-2009, 07:51 AM
When you bet that your girlfriend won't give you head 3 times in 90 minutes. She did it last night, swallowed each time and a mate had to pay up!

http://www.break.com/index/caught_banging_blow_up_doll.html

its.like.that
04-06-2009, 08:01 AM
I'll be back in Melbourne from 22-25 May, definitely going to at least the Cats-Dogs game and Tigers-Bombers. So if you mugs are up for it, we can have an inaugural South-Eastern Australia gamblers lounge convention. Very informal affair - football, drinking, casino, fighting, etc.

:D

Midnight Express
04-06-2009, 09:43 AM
I got an idea. What we should do is organise an MTF meetup at the Daily Planet.

We set over/under lines for everyone and how many chicks they will pay to sleep with.

For example I'm not the cheating type so my over and under line will be under 0.5 @ $1.01 and over @ $101.

Jim we will set his at 3.5

Freak we will set yours at 4.5 as we know you have the cash and the expertise to pull it off.

Bolleli we will set yours at 0 because it doesn't matter how much you pay, no one will want to sleep with you unless your mum or sisters are working there.

Nice..

Midnight Express
04-06-2009, 09:48 AM
.... when your role model/ idol is Owning Mahowny .

P.s Great movie

I love that guy!

danielj
04-06-2009, 09:56 AM
LOL @ Bolar.

we get it, you are clearly a stud and a god amongst men.

stop fucking telling us.

bad gambler
04-06-2009, 10:30 PM
BG are you up for the Daily Planet visit? I know you're married but you can be the bookie.

I reckon it would be a good MTF Gamblers thing to do as a group to prove we gamble too much. :D

I think I'll pass on that offer Bolar

Gamblore
04-08-2009, 07:35 AM
http://www.reelmoviecritic.com/movie20033q/361e53a0.png

Ouch!

Bolar Bolabi
04-11-2009, 03:10 PM
I'll be back in Melbourne from 22-25 May, definitely going to at least the Cats-Dogs game and Tigers-Bombers. So if you mugs are up for it, we can have an inaugural South-Eastern Australia gamblers lounge convention. Very informal affair - football, drinking, casino, fighting, etc.

:D

I'm in. Have a bet on how long it will take me until I talk about sex. haha

NadalSharapova
05-03-2009, 12:00 PM
You think about what the odds would be in a social tennis match with a mate.

You set pointless lines to keep you entertained, ie. how long will it take me to get home from uni? under/over 10.5 minutes.

You hear about some amazing sporting comeback, and immediately start drooling over what the inplay odds would have been.

You have dreams involving events you have bet on.

:o

yes
no
yes
yes

you have a point.