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Male Body Hair

Sparkz
07-03-2004, 04:45 PM
I just wondered the general feeling on hairy chests, do ladies prefer the sean connery look or a smooth chest?

Jennay
07-03-2004, 04:50 PM
I just ate, did you have to share that? :banghead:

nikki
07-03-2004, 04:55 PM
I dont mind some hair on chest but not into hairy men sorry, doesn't float my boat.

Snoopy_Girl
07-03-2004, 04:56 PM
I just ate, did you have to share that? :banghead:
You.. cruel... :p... this is the NON tennis section ;) And you saw the thread title.. you could have decided NOT to read it

Jennay
07-03-2004, 04:59 PM
You.. cruel... :p... this is the NON tennis section ;) And you saw the thread title.. you could have decided NOT to read it

;) It's all Denim's fault :devil:

User ID 4783
07-03-2004, 04:59 PM
I voted for sexy because it's better than no bodyhair at all :rolleyes: ;)

smudger
07-03-2004, 05:01 PM
I voted sexy too as I have been out with both dark haired men and blondes, I guess I dont really have preference but I do prefer hairy arms & chest I must admit.

Neely
07-03-2004, 05:02 PM
I personally like it kind of very much when I'm fondling with my hand over a male chest with hair. Is a very sexy feeling for me. ;)

Also I think hairy legs and arms are normal for guys. But on the other hand, I don't like it too much on the back :shrug: and I don't like it too dense and too long on "other regions" as well...

User ID 4783
07-03-2004, 05:08 PM
I personally like it kind of very much when I'm fondling with my hand over a male chest with hair. Is a very sexy feeling for me. ;)

And it's even more sexy if the chest belongs to Kiwi ;) :tape: :angel:

Carito_90
07-03-2004, 05:09 PM
I just ate, did you have to share that?


:haha: :haha: Agreed! :lol:

Neely
07-03-2004, 05:22 PM
And it's even more sexy if the chest belongs to Kiwi ;) :tape: :angel:
exactly :D

http://www.nicolaskiefer.de/main.php?lang=ger&page=pictures2&album=Privat&start=3

http://www.xx-ion.de/nicolas-kiefer/gallery/albums/Privat/cool2.JPG http://www.mysmilie.de/smilies/lieb/2/img/003.gif :clap2:

Carito_90
07-03-2004, 05:42 PM
Its inherited though for me, it runs in male side of our family. and my mum says its a sign of strength.


Hope you don't have hairy feet :lol:

Carito_90
07-03-2004, 05:59 PM
person oooooor.... wolf man? :lol:

Jennay
07-03-2004, 06:15 PM
person oooooor.... wolf man? :lol:
:lol: Caro!

Micca
07-03-2004, 06:31 PM
OMG! Body hair is the most DISCUSTING THING A MAN COULD HAVE!!! I especially hate CHEASTHAIR and a BEARD or a MOUSTACHE!!! GROWSE!!!

Snoopy_Girl
07-03-2004, 06:47 PM
OMG! Body hair is the most DISCUSTING THING A MAN COULD HAVE!!! I especially hate CHEASTHAIR and a BEARD or a MOUSTACHE!!! GROWSE!!!
That explains your love for lil' smooth Guillermo :p

Snoopy_Girl
07-03-2004, 07:38 PM
You're welcome ;)
Micca is only 14, she wouldn't know that little secret of getting older that comes with men getting hair in certain places :rolleyes: :lol:

Carito_90
07-03-2004, 07:40 PM
Micca is only 14, she wouldn't know that little secret of getting older that comes with men getting hair in certain places

Some people of ur age are sooo naive when it comes to young people sometimes :lol:

nikki
07-03-2004, 08:45 PM
If a guy doesn't have hair on his legs then sorry but yuk.

Jennay
07-03-2004, 08:53 PM
OMG! Body hair is the most DISCUSTING THING A MAN COULD HAVE!!! I especially hate CHEASTHAIR and a BEARD or a MOUSTACHE!!! GROWSE!!!
:worship:

Though a little arm and leg hair are okay, *most* other things I don't like too hairy :D

star
07-03-2004, 08:56 PM
Some people of ur age are sooo naive when it comes to young people sometimes :lol:


Yup. That is true. I would be good if all the adults on here were thinking that girls of 13/14 were innocents and treating them as such.

star
07-03-2004, 09:01 PM
I just wondered the general feeling on guys with lot of bodyhair.

A lot of women like Sean Connery, I myself have very hairy chest, legs, back and thick eyebrows and wondered if this is a good thing or not good ???

Here's the thing. If the guy is funny and kind and courteous and courageous and ethical and a good listener and considerate he can overcome a LOT of physical disadvantages. :)

A wonderful personality always makes somebody appealing and improves their looks tenfold. A horrible personality makes the best looking guy unattractive. :o

Carito_90
07-03-2004, 09:04 PM
Here's the thing. If the guy is funny and kind and courteous and courageous and ethical and a good listener and considerate he can overcome a LOT of physical disadvantages.

A wonderful personality always makes somebody appealing and improves their looks tenfold. A horrible personality makes the best looking guy unattractive.

In conclusion and summary: No, she doesn't like hairy bodies :lol:

star
07-03-2004, 09:49 PM
:lol:

But I'll always pick good personality traits first. :)

star
07-03-2004, 09:50 PM
Well said star ! its the presence they create and not how much money or how deep their suntan is !!

Well, the suntan is not important............. but when we're talking money.... that's a different story! :lol: :lol: :lol:

*SKYE*
07-04-2004, 04:01 AM
its unattractive.... how gross are the like older men who have hairy back and stuff.... ewww

smudger
07-04-2004, 08:37 AM
Is your chest like this Sparkz :lol: >>>>>>

smudger
07-04-2004, 10:05 AM
Me neither !! Just my ears !

*Ljubica*
07-04-2004, 12:23 PM
Hairy chests are great IMHO, - but when it grows on the back and shoulders - it's just gross :eek:

Vincent
07-04-2004, 06:42 PM
I like hairy arms and legs, but not much please. :p

A broad and shiny chest is preferable. :p

CooCooCachoo
07-05-2004, 07:41 AM
I personally like it kind of very much when I'm fondling with my hand over a male chest with hair. Is a very sexy feeling for me.

Thanks. Now that's stuck in my mind :o :p

*SKYE*
07-05-2004, 12:17 PM
lol same!

HybridTheory
07-05-2004, 02:01 PM
i like it
not because it's sexy, but i do like it:)

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 08:35 PM
hmm the chest hair no thanks I want a man not a monkey or grizzley.The rest of the body I understand I think some facial hair looks good. It really depends!

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 08:39 PM
pete sampras had a chest like austin powers :scared: :lol:

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 08:41 PM
yeah I know he should have took some of his chest hair and stuck it on his head he was starting to bald!

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 08:42 PM
he should have let Agassi borrow it!

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 08:43 PM
nah I think in a few years petes going to need it all!

Ballbuster
07-05-2004, 08:47 PM
Here's the thing. If the guy is funny and kind and courteous and courageous and ethical and a good listener and considerate he can overcome a LOT of physical disadvantages. :)

A wonderful personality always makes somebody appealing and improves their looks tenfold. A horrible personality makes the best looking guy unattractive. :o


I'm gonna call Shens on that(genmay for horses**t). look since I never get any myself I often analyze what other guys do. Basically it comes down to who has game or who doesn't-and pretty much its either u have game or ya don't. And from what I've seen girls like to be treated bad, not have their ass kissed by nice guys. ...anyways girls, you should be aggressive and go after the nice guys with no game, cause if they don't have game, they can't cheat on you, and you can't get your heart broken.

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 08:50 PM
hahah ur pathetic now I know why you dont get any.

Ballbuster
07-05-2004, 08:59 PM
hahah ur pathetic now I know why you dont get any.


pft, tell me somethin i don't know

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 09:04 PM
sorry have more confidence in yourself girls like that!

Ballbuster
07-05-2004, 09:07 PM
hahah ur pathetic now I know why you dont get any.

pft, u should have figured that out a long time ago. :retard:

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 09:14 PM
yeah and Im pretty sure u wont be getting any in the near future either!

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 09:15 PM
well i would shave my chest, but im scared i might catch 1 of my nipples :scared:
:lol:

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 09:24 PM
hahhahah ahh I just imagined u shaving ur nipple ouch ! Really bad picture!

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 09:27 PM
hahhahah ahh I just imagined u shaving ur nipple ouch ! Really bad picture!

hey! are you trying to say there's something wrong with my nipples :lol:
but yes, ouch! at the thought :scared:

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 09:28 PM
well hahha I dunno do u have irregular nipples?I just dont like gruesome things like bloody and gory.

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 09:32 PM
i have 3 nipples :scared: NOT! :lol: kidding, everything is normal and hairy :)

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 09:37 PM
oh great I love great big grizzley bears! :devil:

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 09:44 PM
oh great I love great big grizzley bears! :devil:
lol im not that hairy :p, i think andy needed to shave before the final, his face was like a grizzly's butt :lol: :bolt: :devil:

slazenger
07-05-2004, 09:45 PM
Well Robbie Williams had his bum waxed or electrosis or something at a clinic so its not a lost cause if you have hair where you dont want it.

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 09:54 PM
hi slazenger :yeah: fellow scot....interesting about robbie and his hairy arse :lol:, what about you papasmurf? do you have any hair where you dont want it ?? :devil: :)

slazenger
07-05-2004, 10:00 PM
hello !! lmao women with hair is gross, I saw a woman with hairy legs at swimming baths and nearly threw up YUK

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 10:01 PM
hmm well andy has one hott grizzly bear ass. I wouldnt mind buying hima razor though!Also about my hair issue I keep that too myself lol!

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 10:03 PM
Also about my hair issue I keep that too myself lol!

Damn!! :angel:

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 10:05 PM
aww u sick perv first u have the hotts for my little poor tennage sister and now ur wondering about my private parts hair?
u sick puppy!lol jp

Neely
07-05-2004, 10:05 PM
hello !! lmao women with hair is gross, I saw a woman with hairy legs at swimming baths and nearly threw up YUK
you should be glad that it was only hairy legs and not a woman with chest hair :p :haha: :haha:

BTW, I liked Andy's beard also very much... Escudé's always as well... but the best is still the one of Kiefer!!! :bigclap: :bigclap: :smooch: :angel:

http://www.mysmilie.de/smilies/froehlich/img/010.gifhttp://www.mysmilie.de/smilies/froehlich/img/010.gifhttp://www.mysmilie.de/smilies/froehlich/img/010.gif

papasmurf11
07-05-2004, 10:07 PM
hmm well andy always looks hott but i prefer less hair.

slazenger
07-05-2004, 10:10 PM
If bodyhair was money then Todd Martin is overdrawn YUK, he has the wolf look and its going grey now too, back of his neck particually.

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 10:13 PM
aww u sick perv first u have the hotts for my little poor tennage sister and now ur wondering about my private parts hair?
u sick puppy!lol jp
i was not ! :angel: i was meaning if you had hairy ummmm....arms :lol: :devil:
neely, you liked escude's beard!!!? wow :banana:

slazenger
07-05-2004, 10:22 PM
When I go to barbers I always ask for a number one on the legs and a little bit off the back :lol:

Neely
07-05-2004, 11:51 PM
neely, you liked escude's beard!!!? wow :banana:
yes, I like him with his complete style and he can also play fantastic tennis if he is in a zone.
BTW, also very much loved his very very short hair like he had it while playing in Indian Wells this year. Together with the blue shirts/shorts it was really lovely for my eyes :clap2:

slazenger
07-05-2004, 11:53 PM
You like goatie beards Neeley?

Corey Feldman
07-05-2004, 11:54 PM
yes, I like him with his complete style and he can also play fantastic tennis if he is in a zone.
BTW, also very much loved his very very short hair like he had it while playing in Indian Wells this year. Together with the blue shirts/shorts it was really lovely for my eyes :clap2:
me too, he looked hard! like a really tough soldier or something :lol:, i liked him since i saw him for the 1st time at wimbledon 2001 v Hewitt, he was VERY hard that day! :yeah:

slazenger
07-05-2004, 11:56 PM
Henman looked like a little boy with dirt on his chin when he didn't shave at RG :lol:

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 12:01 AM
Henman looked like a little boy with dirt on his chin when he didn't shave at RG :lol:
i wonder why he didnt keep that dont shave-whilst-winning-during-a slam attitude at wimbledon, he must have been afraid mother would spank him for being so filthy whilst on centre court! i mean really timothy!! facial hair infront of the queen :mad: :fiery:

slazenger
07-06-2004, 12:05 AM
Not shaving in front of Dale Winton Timothy, oh no thats not shaving in front of A queen :lol:

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 12:11 AM
lol yeh no shaving infront of queens :lol: , which reminds me, is that robret carlyle on your avator......... i thought it might be the construction builder from the Y.M.C.A song, only without his errr, helmet :)
:lol:

slazenger
07-06-2004, 12:12 AM
lmao !! yep its Begbie in Trainspotting, right first time !

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 12:14 AM
ah yes begbie, that hamster underneath his nose fooled me a bit :lol:

slazenger
07-06-2004, 12:17 AM
"undressing a man of the hairy species is like a box of chocolates" you never know whatcha gonna get :lol:

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 01:16 AM
"undressing a man of the hairy species is like a box of chocolates" you never know whatcha gonna get :lol:
hahah soo true.Like in chocolates you dont know if its going to be dark chocolate,milk or white. Same with the hair color its a surprise! :p

smudger
07-06-2004, 09:47 AM
Hairy backs can be so romantic :lol:

HybridTheory
07-06-2004, 10:10 AM
Hairy backs can be so romantic :lol:

:eek: :lol:

Kristen
07-06-2004, 10:31 AM
I think it depends on the amount of hair. I voted "not good" because I dated a guy who basically had a rug on his chest and along with the fact that I didn't find him appealing in any other way, the rug didn't help. I also saw a british guy on Bondi beach in May. He had a rug on his back, and he was a redhead. It was different... pj_girl was there at the time. I dunno if it's imprinted in her mind like it is for me...

My current boyfriend has some hair on his chest (and the usual arms and legs, not the back though), and I like it. Its fun to play with in the shower. You can get a great lather! But, I wouldn't worry too much. btw, my issue is with my hairy ex, not hairy men in general. I haven't dated any overly hairy guys. If you can still see your skin through the hair, then its not too bad.

smudger
07-06-2004, 10:35 AM
That is so well put, especially the being able to see skin thought hair, you sound like you have great fun in the shower lol :kiss: :lol:

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 11:28 AM
lol how the hell can u find body hair attractive lol

Frooty_Bazooty
07-06-2004, 11:33 AM
body hair is really attractive but i have to draw the line at back hair, that isnt very attractive

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 11:35 AM
lol i kinda agree with u there. mabs a little bit of hair aint bad but on the back.... i hate it, its soo gross.

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 11:49 AM
on the ass.... lol thats gross lol! if i was with a guy with hair on his ass i would just be like, 'get rid of it!' lol

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 11:53 AM
lol... ne one who disagrees with us is CRAZY!

Kristen
07-06-2004, 01:16 PM
lol how the hell can u find body hair attractive lol

I just mean that a little bit of hair is nice, as opposed to a guy looking like me, but with pecs instead of breasts. Hair on the back though... I dont get it. I'd imagine that the shirts a guy wears would chafe against him, and exfoliate it all off!? I saw a guy on Ricki Lake get his back waxed once. HILARIOUS! Hairy ass = no good.

My bf's chest hair is pretty sparse, it's light coloured too so it's not as horrifying as me ex's hair ;) LOL Smudger... Mateusz' chest hair is mesmerising! :eek: (exaggerating slightly. But it amuses me to a degree ;))

Kristen.

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 01:18 PM
lol well said

Kristen
07-06-2004, 01:19 PM
and now i realize you were talking to frooty... lol... Check out frooty's profile, and all will be revealed ;)

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 01:21 PM
lol k i will

Kristen
07-06-2004, 01:23 PM
lol well said
heehee... yeah I dont want to offend anyone that might be like Harry, from Harry and the Hendersons! :lol:

I'll stop quoting you now, because I know i get annoyed when people quote me all the time! lol! :wavey:

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 01:26 PM
lol thats kool.... i dont get annoyed.... i actualli like it lol

sam
07-06-2004, 02:23 PM
I definitely think it's good. Pete Sampras is too much though :tape:

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 02:30 PM
lol PETES A CHAMP! but ill agree with u sam in saying he had alot of body hair.... those eyebrows were killers lol..... nah i wont bag him cause he is kool!

sam
07-06-2004, 02:33 PM
lol PETES A CHAMP! but ill agree with u sam in saying he had alot of body hair.... those eyebrows were killers lol..... nah i wont bag him cause he is kool!


Yep, he's definitely a champ :yeah: and a nice guy.

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 02:34 PM
yeh he is isnt he!

alfonsojose
07-06-2004, 03:19 PM
armpits' hair :lick:

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 03:28 PM
Yeah he had lots of hair he had less on his head then the rest of his body.A little too much for me but he was still a great player.

Kristen
07-06-2004, 03:58 PM
armpits' hair :lick:
:scared: ^_^

CarnivalCarnage
07-06-2004, 04:31 PM
kool!

Aren't you a little young to be smoking?

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 05:03 PM
:p :D :haha:

slazenger
07-06-2004, 05:08 PM
bushy huge eyebrows especailly those that meet in the middle are just scary more than anything, tweezers, nail sciccors and wax are all easilly accesible from a local chemist, no excuse for it !!

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 07:05 PM
A guys arse cheeks should definetely be smooth I agree lol

:lol: you are danish chrysalis?? its funny to hear you say "arse" :lol: i do think sampras woulda had an arse like a bear, not me tho :nerner:

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 07:07 PM
I have no doubt in my mind sampras has a very very hairy ass!

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 07:09 PM
papa :wavey: so if andy had such a butt, would you still grip it? :lol: :p

slazenger
07-06-2004, 07:12 PM
Sampras would have hair anywhere possible !! I perish the thought !!!

slazenger
07-06-2004, 07:26 PM
Sorry but women with eyebrows that meet in the middle is a bit too much !!!

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 07:27 PM
lolllll

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 07:58 PM
papa :wavey: so if andy had such a butt, would you still grip it? :lol: :p
No I would wax it first!I dont grip bears! ;)

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 08:24 PM
No I would wax it first!I dont grip bears! ;)

dont you even grip your teddy bears in bed at night??? i know i need to on dark cold nights :scared:
:lol:

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 08:31 PM
yeah I do but teddy bears arnt humans. Plus I dont have a teddy bear actually lol I replaced it with a huge smurf!

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 08:32 PM
you replaced it with the papa of all smurfs huh, i dunno, everything needs to be big for you ;) :p

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 08:34 PM
Yeah well who wants something thats small.hahah who know thats why I like andy!

slazenger
07-06-2004, 09:33 PM
Escude have you ever seen Richard Keys on Sky Sports? his hands look like he's wearing gloves, so werewolf like !!

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 09:35 PM
yes slazenger, if he doesnt stop that, he could go blind :)

slazenger
07-06-2004, 10:15 PM
dont be scared, here hold my hand :lol:

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 10:54 PM
:haha: :haha: :haha: :lol:

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 11:09 PM
hahahh thats just nasty but I have seen a guy with a back like that!

Corey Feldman
07-06-2004, 11:12 PM
hahahh thats just nasty but I have seen a guy with a back like that!

ive seen 5 guys with backs like that..they were all in the Y.M.C.A video lolll :lol:

slazenger
07-06-2004, 11:22 PM
Its one of the many risks you take Escude by going to a public swimming baths :lol:

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 11:23 PM
hhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahha

sigmagirl91
07-06-2004, 11:39 PM
I dont mind some hair on chest but not into hairy men sorry, doesn't float my boat.

I don't like hairy men either. Reminds me too much of Chewbacca. Men, take notes: this is not attractive. It's ugly, and women do not like hugging up against hairy men.

slazenger
07-06-2004, 11:46 PM
They just like feeding them through the cage lmao

papasmurf11
07-06-2004, 11:47 PM
hahhahahhah !

*SKYE*
07-06-2004, 11:57 PM
lol

*SKYE*
07-07-2004, 01:04 AM
lol the voting poll is actualli pretti close....

Patrick
09-05-2004, 03:10 PM
Hairy men are very sexy. :cool:

Daniel
09-06-2004, 10:32 AM
indeed, :D

Corey Feldman
09-06-2004, 05:08 PM
Daniel's gonna wax my ass :o

Daniel
09-07-2004, 10:26 AM
indeed Escude :D :hug: every part of ur hot body :drool:

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 11:33 AM
No, Daniel, that's my job.

'Scooda, where do you want it?

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 03:06 PM
chest :o

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 03:15 PM
Chest? I thought that you would want it "right there".

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 03:18 PM
where ever you like it Sigmagirl, i like it :o
your in charge of my body , be gentle with me :angel:

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 03:18 PM
Im a very delicate boy :o

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 03:20 PM
OK, I'll go easy-slow and seductive, with the phone placed by the bed in case we have to call the fire dept.

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 03:22 PM
no need for the fire dept when we have my huge hose :tape: right there :o
*giggles!*

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 03:29 PM
LOL!!!! You're right. We'll just do our thing, then.

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 03:31 PM
Shake your thang for me mama :yeah:

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 06:17 PM
Anything for you, my hunka, hunka burnin' love....

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 06:40 PM
:lol:
puts on his Elvis wig and sings "I'm just a hunk, a hunk o burning love....thank you, thankyou very muccch"

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 06:56 PM
You're welcome. Now, when is dinner. Guess you'll have to borrow vcash from sparkz, daniel, or bibir to get dinner.

Listen, 'scooda, I'm a woman with simple tastes, so anything you like, I can get with.

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 07:00 PM
great!
makes toast :D

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 07:02 PM
I have simple tastes, but not that simple. I thought you were the romantic type, 'scooda. I'm not even worthy of McDonald's or the local IHOP? *crying my eyes out*

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 07:03 PM
If it's gonna be toast, then what else are you going to serve it with. If you plan to do spaghetti, salad, and some iced tea to go with that, then you are mine forever.

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 07:06 PM
anything your heart desires!
i'll "try" to cook it.......... but its 'afters' that id like to give you :devil: :o

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 07:17 PM
Hit me with your best shot. BTW, do you have some bubble bath? You know a woman's got to have bubble bath, candles, and some soft music playing in the background. And how good are you at massages?

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 07:21 PM
excellant, i use my tongue :tape:
bubble bath? i have a jacuzzi (well a bath but it becomes a jacuzzi when Sparkz has had alot of hot food and gets in it) :o :o

sigmagirl91
09-07-2004, 07:22 PM
Jacuzzi, now you're talking. I can just feel my spine tingling right now. Do your thing.

Corey Feldman
09-07-2004, 07:25 PM
Consider it done :drool:
looks for her ................ :tape:

Sparkz
09-08-2004, 06:15 AM
excellant, i use my tongue :tape:
bubble bath? i have a jacuzzi (well a bath but it becomes a jacuzzi when Sparkz has had alot of hot food and gets in it) :o :o


:lol: you cheeky so and so but so true

Ferrero Forever
09-08-2004, 08:14 AM
i don't like it at all

Daniel
09-08-2004, 08:17 AM
Escude, delicate boy??/ may i shave your balls??? :angel:

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 12:11 AM
:lol: No! dont want anything sharp down in that region :o :yeah:

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 12:14 AM
But, you want ME down there, right?

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 12:19 AM
Yep!! :o
after your nice PM teaching me about doggystyle ( i never knew this term :o ) :o i think you could teach me alot :o and id like to learn :lick:

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 12:28 AM
Attention: Escude's "talents" are mine. Anyone who dares is going to be in serious trouble.

And Escude, you will learn, trust me.

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 12:31 AM
i'll learn from a master :drool:

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 12:33 AM
Yes, you will learn. So much that you'll show up to work cross-eyed, admiring bad wallpaper, and screaming my name every time your boss calls.

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 05:52 AM
Escude, delicate boy??/ may i shave your balls??? :angel:

You will need a lot of razors, he has gigantic conkers :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 07:03 PM
:haha: :lol:
your too kind sparkz, but ive seen those 2 bulldozers you've got hanging there... :o

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 07:08 PM
Don't smash him, sparkz. Please don't.

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 07:14 PM
*goes behind sigmagirl* :o

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 10:19 PM
its a good job you walk on tip toes as it raises your two swinging globes off the floor lmao :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 10:27 PM
:lol: david beckham is known as golden balls
sparkz is known as golden globes :lol:

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 10:34 PM
Escude is the man, for him I'd climb high walls
To say i seen the largest and biggest ever balls
He'll never be a vicar and never be a monk
Religions ban his humour & massive famous trunk :lol:

Daniel
09-10-2004, 11:52 AM
You will need a lot of razors, he has gigantic conkers :lol:


May ii shave yours?? :devil: ;) :angel:

¿esquímaux?
09-10-2004, 12:12 PM
Option #2 :)

sigmagirl91
09-10-2004, 12:17 PM
'Scooda, you know you're talented.

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 09:39 PM
May ii shave yours?? :devil: ;) :angel:


you can do them when I am sleeping but they are very precious to me so be carefull and treat them like the crown jewells :lol:

sigmagirl91
09-10-2004, 09:50 PM
He promises to be careful. You need those for me....

Corey Feldman
09-10-2004, 09:56 PM
ahem ahemm *scooda peeking in here * :fiery:
:angel:

sigmagirl91
09-10-2004, 10:04 PM
Why did you leave? I mean, if you would have waited, you'd have gotten plenty of strokin'.

Corey Feldman
09-10-2004, 10:06 PM
i had to watch the pga tour canadian open :o
i like to be stroked at night anyway :o
can you fix my sore inner thigh :sad:

sigmagirl91
09-10-2004, 10:10 PM
i had to watch the pga tour canadian open :o
i like to be stroked at night anyway :o
can you fix my sore inner thigh :sad:

How do you want it, fast and furious or slow and seductive?

Corey Feldman
09-10-2004, 10:14 PM
slow at first, fast finish..... a bit like a 400m runner :o
you have to teach me alot , im still a bit of an innocent young boy http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/travesmilies/smilie_3dbaby.gif

sigmagirl91
09-11-2004, 12:12 AM
If I taught you, you may go to work on Mon. with crossed eyes and calling your boss by my name.

Corey Feldman
09-11-2004, 12:20 AM
:lol: and having him down on all fours :o

Éowyn
09-11-2004, 12:31 AM
i have to say it varies by the guy some hair nice lots of hair not so nice i like the lil bit of hair under the belly button thing! if ya know what i mean!

Corey Feldman
09-11-2004, 12:32 AM
ive got that! :D

Éowyn
09-11-2004, 12:51 AM
lols then ya know what i mean then :) it sounds corny but seriously i think andy has the perfect amount of body hair if ya know what i mean, so does david boreanaz for that matter!

Corey Feldman
09-11-2004, 12:54 AM
but i bet his ass is as hairy as a monkey's ass :tape:

Éowyn
09-11-2004, 12:57 AM
but i bet his ass is as hairy as a monkey's ass :tape:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Corey Feldman
09-11-2004, 01:03 AM
:p :p :p

sigmagirl91
09-11-2004, 01:06 AM
no hairy asses, no hairy nothing. I like the smooth look.

Corey Feldman
09-11-2004, 01:07 AM
ohhh, and how "smooth" is your 'look' ???? and i dont mean your head ;) :o

Éowyn
09-11-2004, 01:10 AM
:haha:

sigmagirl91
09-11-2004, 01:11 AM
Very smooth. No hair, nothing. I want to feel and kiss skin, not a bunch of knotted-up hair. The only exception: pubic hair.

Corey Feldman
09-11-2004, 01:14 AM
Interesting :lick:

Sparkz
09-11-2004, 07:57 AM
everybody should have at least some candly floss between their legs, shaving that region is over the top, best just to trim and tidy it up.

Corey Feldman
09-11-2004, 07:01 PM
nothing like a little bush around the tree stump eh :yeah:

sigmagirl91
09-11-2004, 08:14 PM
yeah.

Daniel
09-12-2004, 08:21 AM
Hello Sparks an Escude :wavey: :kiss:

NadalsBoyToy
09-13-2004, 12:25 AM
I think it's sexy.....

Roddick's Happy Trail
Nadal's Happy Trail
Everyone's Happy Trail

A little chest hair is pretty hot too

A little leg hair is pretty sexy too.

Back hair...NO

sigmagirl91
09-13-2004, 12:30 AM
I think it's sexy.....

Roddick's Happy Trail
Nadal's Happy Trail
Everyone's Happy Trail

A little chest hair is pretty hot too

A little leg hair is pretty sexy too.

Back hair...NO

Back hair=HELL NO!!!!!

¿esquímaux?
09-13-2004, 02:05 AM
but i bet his ass is as hairy as a monkey's ass :tape:


:lol::tape:

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 07:40 AM
Hello Sparks an Escude :wavey: :kiss:


Hellooooo :wavey:

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 07:41 AM
Back hair=HELL NO!!!!!


Ok heres a tube of veet, you can give me a hairless back in no time :lol: