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The "its not true" thread....

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tall_one
09-08-2004, 05:54 AM
went shopping this weekend and bought 72659284652656829495 dollars worth of stuff
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_18_1.gif

Sparkz
09-08-2004, 06:29 AM
Is going to put an oil slick on the baseline so Tim Henman slips over

Daniel
09-08-2004, 08:26 AM
is from Mars

Corinna
09-08-2004, 09:24 AM
met sparkz there

Daniel
09-08-2004, 09:26 AM
lives in Mars too

Corinna
09-08-2004, 09:27 AM
is from the moon

Daniel
09-08-2004, 09:33 AM
lol

is 70 years old :o

Ferrero Forever
09-08-2004, 10:17 AM
is a newbie to this forum

trixy
09-08-2004, 10:47 AM
Absolutely hates Juan Carlos

Ferrero Forever
09-08-2004, 11:29 AM
also hates Juan Carlos

smudger
09-08-2004, 12:20 PM
Is Juan Carlos' big sister

Corinna
09-08-2004, 02:46 PM
is mardy's mother

Bibir
09-08-2004, 03:11 PM
is a guy...his real name is Corinno... :devil: :angel:

Micca
09-08-2004, 03:15 PM
has Hewitt on her av

Bibir
09-08-2004, 03:18 PM
claims everywhere that she is the real coria's wife ;)

Gonzalo81
09-08-2004, 04:00 PM
Has more posts and less vcash than me...:lol:

tall_one
09-08-2004, 05:02 PM
never wants to leave Argentina and go visit other places

sigmagirl91
09-08-2004, 07:02 PM
trying to find a new troll username.

rassklovn
09-08-2004, 07:05 PM
doesn't know Kent Carlsson.

tall_one
09-08-2004, 07:10 PM
won a gold medal in pole vaulting in Athens
http://smileys.******************/cat/4/4_17_210.gif

Bibir
09-08-2004, 08:52 PM
did smoke too much yesterday

http://eschaton.tv/events/Recent%20Portraits/Smilies.JPG

Micca
09-08-2004, 09:16 PM
is a biiigggg fan of rhino's :p

Bibir
09-08-2004, 09:29 PM
saw Guille yesterday and kissed him on the cheek...oopss the lips :devil:

Micca
09-08-2004, 09:36 PM
aaaah!! :hug: wish it were true :bigcry:

Micca
09-08-2004, 09:36 PM
is a gay guy

tall_one
09-08-2004, 10:31 PM
Is majoring in college in Origami
http://smileys.******************/cat/11/11_12_9.gif

Bibir
09-08-2004, 10:36 PM
she's always mistaken with wonder "tall-one" woman ;)

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 01:06 AM
caught me in her toilet and flushed me away :lol: :yeah:

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 01:19 AM
found another woman to satisfy his desires

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 01:22 AM
Does not make my soldier stand at attention :lol: i mean :tape:

sigmagirl91
09-09-2004, 01:31 AM
Gave his "talents" to someone else.

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 06:49 AM
taught David Beckham last year how to write his name

Ferrero Forever
09-09-2004, 10:41 AM
fell in love with a ostrich

Bibir
09-09-2004, 10:51 AM
saw juanqui and kissed him on the lips in front of his girlfriend...:devil:

tall_one
09-09-2004, 10:54 AM
is in love with him--> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/fuzwadd/smileys/b_devil.gif

PennyThePenguin
09-09-2004, 10:55 AM
ooh yeahhhhh....

is erm... using eggshells to bake cookies

Ferrero Forever
09-09-2004, 10:57 AM
saw juanqui and kissed him on the lips in front of his girlfriend...:devil:

hey, if i saw him i would do that,

anyways, dances with the stars every night

Bibir
09-09-2004, 10:58 AM
smokes a lot http://www.mega-content.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/cool/1.gif

Ferrero Forever
09-09-2004, 10:59 AM
has 1000 cats

tall_one
09-09-2004, 11:00 AM
is spiderman http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/fuzwadd/nicki/spiderman.gif

PennyThePenguin
09-09-2004, 11:02 AM
yay!!! haha

is erm...one of the power rangers

tall_one
09-09-2004, 11:05 AM
is batgirl http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/fuzwadd/nicki/batgirl.gif

Ferrero Forever
09-09-2004, 11:08 AM
is a hippo hater

Bibir
09-09-2004, 11:09 AM
crashed nicki's computer http://www.mega-content.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/computer/16.gif

Daniel
09-09-2004, 12:23 PM
is bibir :D

Bibir
09-09-2004, 12:54 PM
is sooo wrong :o

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 12:58 PM
Thinks Australia should win DC again

Bibir
09-09-2004, 01:01 PM
:lol:
crashed his/her comp http://www.mega-content.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/computer/16.gif

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 01:04 PM
:haha:

I actually did, well, almost :p

Doesn't want to be hippononymous anymore ;)

Bibir
09-09-2004, 01:11 PM
knows that I hate hippoland http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/tiere/nilpferd.gif

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 01:12 PM
Posted a picture of her favourite pet dancing

Bibir
09-09-2004, 01:24 PM
actually is my fav pet now... really

destroyed his comp yesterday...and right now is posting on forum from neighbour's computer
http://www.mega-content.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/brutale/17.gif

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 01:26 PM
Is right about me being a he ;) :p

Bibir
09-09-2004, 01:30 PM
is soo romantic http://www.mega-content.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/liebe/17.gif

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 01:31 PM
Doesn't want to dance with the hippo

Bibir
09-09-2004, 01:37 PM
likes secretely the hippo.. :angel: http://www.mega-content.de/smilies/smilies_Picture/haende/diablo_4.gif

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 01:40 PM
I think he's ok, but I'm no safin-slut :angel: ;)

Dislikes secretly the Hippo ..

Bibir
09-09-2004, 01:46 PM
yeah is totally right...I'm secretely in love with the rod

she colored her blond hair in black to look like a spanish girl

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 01:48 PM
:lol:

Is scaring little kids by walking in a banana suit at night

Bibir
09-09-2004, 01:52 PM
has something against bananas !!!

http://www.fruitnvegweek.health.wa.gov.au/for_schools/banana.gif

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 01:54 PM
Hates to have bananas in her signature

Bibir
09-09-2004, 01:56 PM
has a wonderful signature :lol:

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 01:59 PM
:lol:

Has a very colourfull avatar

Bibir
09-09-2004, 02:13 PM
:haha:

more bananas for you:

:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:
:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana::banana:

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 02:16 PM
:haha:

Thanks! You make my day with all those lovely bananas :lol:

Do you also like the green ones? ;)

Bibir
09-09-2004, 02:27 PM
:lol: no,no,no,... I like more banana cake :o

http://cakes.dqd.com/Birthdays_web/images/Bananas.jpg

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 02:28 PM
wow :eek: :lick:

^
Is dreaming right now about how she wants to eat that cake

Bibir
09-09-2004, 02:35 PM
:lol:
begins to know me well

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 02:38 PM
:lol:

Is banana obsessed :D

Bibir
09-09-2004, 02:42 PM
is not leaving :hug:

Micca
09-09-2004, 02:42 PM
hahahahaha :haha: LMAO!!! Likes the banana obsession ;)

tall_one
09-09-2004, 04:22 PM
is getting married Saturday
http://smileys.******************/cat/11/11_3_2.gif

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 08:31 PM
Is not an attractive tall woman :o

tall_one
09-09-2004, 08:44 PM
awwwww :hug:

Did this to his brother today http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_15_6.gif

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 09:39 PM
Had a Hippo for breakfast today ;)

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 10:29 PM
eats a mouthfull of live wasps every lunchtime

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 10:34 PM
Is always catching those wasps for me

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 10:36 PM
sits on a chair full of drawing pins to relax and unwind

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 10:39 PM
Has long blond hair

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 10:48 PM
Has a big fluffy tail and cuts a hole in jeans for it to go through lol

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 10:50 PM
:haha:

knows me very well! :p

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 10:52 PM
:lol:

poured a bucket of custard over my head because i got agassi v federer result wrong

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 10:59 PM
aww :hug:

Made a good dissicion when he placed his bet on Agassi

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 11:00 PM
is expecting henman to get to final and beat roddick in 3 sets

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 11:03 PM
Is expecting Henin to win USO on women side this year

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 11:05 PM
zipped themself up in a sleeping bag and travelled about town like a caterpillar today.

HybridTheory
09-09-2004, 11:12 PM
Always has a rat on his shoulder


(I'm going now, byebye! :hug: )

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 11:13 PM
is getting nervous about our wedding as they have seen my pink suit and yellow tie :lol:

night sugar :hug:

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 11:20 PM
found me cheating on him with 1 of the sheep in our barn, and chased me around with a pitch fork, jabbing it at my bare arse :lol:

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 11:21 PM
put a plaster on his forked bum after and put some talcum powder on it and made him some nice haggis :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 11:25 PM
:lol: got a clip round the ear for swearing at our dinner table when he said "give me a forking knife " fork and knife i realised he said, was too late :o...

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 11:28 PM
put his unfeasabaly large balls on the post office scales and was told if you want those to go first class that will be £1,459 please :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 11:33 PM
was pleased when halle berry and nicole kidman got their hands on his 2 golden globes :lol:

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 11:37 PM
took viagra for an experiment and knocked a plane down from the sky :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 11:39 PM
Thinks sonia from eastenders is a lovely bit of stuff and he cant wait to get his hands on her land :lol:

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 11:41 PM
:haha:

Thinks lisa riley who presents you've ben framed is the nicest piece of crumpet he ever did see :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-09-2004, 11:48 PM
Knows i lack a bit of spunk in my famous trunk :lol:

Sparkz
09-09-2004, 11:51 PM
Ruined my evening when i had to take him to accidents and emergencies as he had a saucepan stuck on his head ruining my chance to watch eastenders lol

Corey Feldman
09-10-2004, 12:00 AM
has a secret lust for Dot brannon , he pretneds he doesnt like her but i caught him in the backroom whacking off to her scenes :fiery:
:lol:

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 12:04 AM
:haha:

thought jim brannings nose was a red flashing horn and squeezed it

Corey Feldman
09-10-2004, 12:14 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol:
his nickname is 'basher brannings'
sparkz is knows to all the old ladies in his town as 'flasher brannings' :haha: :o

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 12:23 AM
promised me agassi would beat federer and for that mistake will not his ten foot willy warmer i knitted :lol:

tall_one
09-10-2004, 10:19 AM
is sewing me a nurses outfit for halloween
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_20_1v.gif

PennyThePenguin
09-10-2004, 11:59 AM
would a wonder woman one do instead???

is gonna send me a bale of hay...lol

Daniel
09-10-2004, 12:21 PM
is male

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 12:35 PM
threw a meat pie at andy roddick after he lost

Ferrero Forever
09-10-2004, 12:43 PM
had to look up at olivier rochus

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 12:45 PM
has bet their house and everything they own on henman to beat federer

Ferrero Forever
09-10-2004, 12:48 PM
has bet on ferrero to win the final

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 12:50 PM
has bet on me to grow a ponytail

Daniel
09-10-2004, 12:58 PM
likes to scream

Billabong
09-10-2004, 12:59 PM
Enjoyed it when the Williams were winning against Martina;)!

Ferrero Forever
09-10-2004, 01:05 PM
hates guga

sigmagirl91
09-10-2004, 02:13 PM
loves Roger

Gonzalo81
09-10-2004, 08:48 PM
Has less vcash than me..:lol:

tall_one
09-10-2004, 08:52 PM
has pigtails http://smileys.******************/cat/15/15_4_120.gif

Gonzalo81
09-10-2004, 08:54 PM
Was online the hole day ;)

tall_one
09-10-2004, 08:57 PM
is currently dating a frog http://smileys.******************/cat/16/16_5_26.gif

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 08:58 PM
sleeps on top of the wardrobe

tall_one
09-10-2004, 09:01 PM
Is currently jumping up and down on a trampoline
http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_8_11.gif

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 09:19 PM
lent me her skirt as mine had broken zip lol

HybridTheory
09-10-2004, 09:27 PM
Lives in a dessert

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 09:31 PM
goes to bed in a spacesuit

HybridTheory
09-10-2004, 10:00 PM
:lol:

Likes to scare old people

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 10:05 PM
Has recently divorced the cookie monster in sesame street

HybridTheory
09-10-2004, 10:07 PM
Would love to kiss Tim Henman

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 10:08 PM
:lol:

would like to push a custard pie in federers face

HybridTheory
09-10-2004, 10:09 PM
LOL why not? :p

Would even more love kissing Martina Navratilova

Sparkz
09-10-2004, 10:16 PM
would like to share a jaquzzi with greg rusedski :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-10-2004, 11:34 PM
dropped his money in the shop cue today, and when he got back up, accidently banged his head on a set of bristols on the lady behind him :lol:

tall_one
09-11-2004, 08:05 AM
Is a famous painter http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_20_2v.gif

Sparkz
09-11-2004, 08:13 AM
:lol:

slipped on a chip on the floor in mcdonalds and fell onto a woman eating a cheeseburger and accidently knocked her wig off.

Gonzalo81
09-11-2004, 01:09 PM
Uses a wig...

Corinna
09-11-2004, 02:07 PM
is a little girl dancing naked

Gonzalo81
09-11-2004, 02:09 PM
Works at a strip club

sigmagirl91
09-11-2004, 02:16 PM
has vcash to spend at said strip club

Gonzalo81
09-11-2004, 03:00 PM
Will dance for me for free....

Corinna
09-11-2004, 04:12 PM
is the man i met in stuttgart

tall_one
09-11-2004, 04:43 PM
is drunk right now
http://smileys.******************/cat/13/13_4_6.gif

Corinna
09-11-2004, 08:27 PM
offered me beer

sigmagirl91
09-11-2004, 09:15 PM
offered me a ride home

Corinna
09-11-2004, 10:17 PM
was cruel to me

tall_one
09-11-2004, 11:47 PM
fell asleep at work today
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_8_12v.gif

Ferrero Forever
09-12-2004, 09:15 AM
is a month old

PennyThePenguin
09-12-2004, 11:39 AM
http://smileys.******************/cat/15/15_5_11.gif

is gonna clear the supermarket of eggs.

http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_18_1.gif

sorry...lame bird flu joke

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 11:43 AM
Washes Carlos Moyas car every sunday

tall_one
09-12-2004, 03:47 PM
enjoys being whipped http://smileys.******************/cat/4/4_2_111v.gif

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 05:29 PM
doesnt get me excited in her nurses uniform lol

tall_one
09-12-2004, 05:41 PM
just hates women who have long legs

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 05:46 PM
Shaved one of my eyebrows off when I was sleeping

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 05:47 PM
has his own helicopter...
yep, just pulls out big percy, lasoos it around his head, and off he flies... :haha:

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 05:48 PM
Met the queen and asked her to pull his finger, she did and he farted :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 05:51 PM
:lol: :haha:
Met the queen and put his hand down his trousers and stuck one finger out his zipper, when the queen came to shake his hand :lol:

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 05:56 PM
:haha:

slapped prince charles round the ears and said can you pick up sky sports on those dishes of yours

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 05:58 PM
:lol: bent over and moonied prince william and said "See!! i told you my arse cheeks are more rosy than your face cheeks!!"

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 06:00 PM
:lol:

Got one of the corgis poos with a pooper scooper and put it in princess annes handbag while she was talking to ducthess of kent :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 06:06 PM
told prince edward he was a genius with his questions to African people when he toured africa...
"do you people still throw spears at each other" :tape:
(he really said that, not me :lol: )

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 06:08 PM
:lol:

Tried to feed camilla parker bowls some sugar lumps and said giddy up giddy up sherghar lmao :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 06:10 PM
:haha:
told princess ann he was named after a horse, Red Rum......... but since that name was taken he was re-named Red Bum :lol:

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 06:16 PM
:haha:

spotted a Dunlop Greenflash on the track and a pair of trousers hanging from a tree while on the train from glasgow to edinborough :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 06:18 PM
:lol: went to a fancy dress party as a teenage mutant ninja turtle......... and made one hell of a sticky mess when an attractive girl asked him to "come out of his shell" :tape:

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 06:21 PM
:lol:

watches all the us open matches naked lol

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 06:26 PM
:lol: walks by the windows in his house with only his robe on, and flashes anyone who looks in lol

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 06:28 PM
Met me when i was wearing only a watch the 1st time we met :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 06:40 PM
and knows i gave him his nickname 'BIG BEN' for more than just his watch :lol:

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 06:42 PM
let me put a nice cushion on his saddle of bike so he didnt squash his scotch eggs :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 06:44 PM
has a nice picture of his face on that pillow... :lol:
ahh now i know why im so comfortable :o

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 06:47 PM
:haha:

Had me rubbing his sore bottom with cream after he sat on a hedgehog during our picnic :lol:

Corey Feldman
09-12-2004, 06:52 PM
:lol: had to shove his package in the ice cooler box for a while after watching dot brannon and pat butcher getting all sweaty with each other in that private video they sent him :haha: lol

Sparkz
09-12-2004, 06:56 PM
:lol:

got a woody when he saw pauline fowler dressed at catwoman :lol:

Corinna
09-12-2004, 09:34 PM
has still 500 vcash

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 08:24 AM
Goes trainspotting every day

tall_one
09-13-2004, 03:36 PM
has a big date tonight http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_2_2.gif

PennyThePenguin
09-13-2004, 03:37 PM
lol......too late for that date...it's almost 11pm. haha

hmm.... is gonna go spelunking!

tall_one
09-13-2004, 03:40 PM
hey i've always wanted to go spelunking :p


forgot where she lived today and walked into her neighbors house

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 03:47 PM
Has given me a photo albumn with her wearing an assortment of lovely bikinis lol :lol:

PennyThePenguin
09-13-2004, 03:48 PM
who me? nah. short term memory but not THAT short.

is going for curry

Corinna
09-13-2004, 03:48 PM
likes wearing bikinis

Micca
09-13-2004, 03:49 PM
is the meanest girl Ive ever met!

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 03:51 PM
has a part time job as a kissagram - muah

Micca
09-13-2004, 03:53 PM
is veeery old!

tall_one
09-13-2004, 03:56 PM
is addicted to pickles

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 03:59 PM
was my coach when i was world figure skating champion

Micca
09-13-2004, 04:01 PM
hahaha ;) is addicted to spaghetti

tall_one
09-13-2004, 04:01 PM
is a mailman http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_12_24v.gif

Micca
09-13-2004, 04:04 PM
woman ;)


is fr*cking weird! :lol:

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 04:05 PM
Lent me a pair of tights and some eyeshadow so i could look pretty for my job interview

Micca
09-13-2004, 04:08 PM
hahahaha LMAO!!! :haha:

is so drunk that he cannot spell his own name right!

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 04:13 PM
threw a dart that stuck in my bum when i bent down to pick up my mail lol

tall_one
09-13-2004, 04:17 PM
had to go to the hospital to get a dart removed by a cute nurse

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 04:18 PM
took my temperature and promised me a bed bath :lol:

tall_one
09-13-2004, 04:30 PM
lol, likes sponge baths

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 05:10 PM
likes shaving my legs LOL :lol:

tall_one
09-13-2004, 07:39 PM
broke his cell phone today
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_19_4.gif

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 07:42 PM
Is a mermaid who I first met on a boat trip on medditeranean

Corey Feldman
09-13-2004, 07:47 PM
Is a fish , and after a night out on the town came home and got battered :lol:

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 08:06 PM
asked me to bend over to give me the cane as I got my Davydenko vcash bet wrong lol

Corey Feldman
09-13-2004, 08:10 PM
Is gonna do the same to me, if i get my bet wrong (Gambill to bt ancic in delray beach tonight) come on world class abs guy! lose! :lol:

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 08:20 PM
has dated Bungle, zippy and george but not geoffrey yet lol

Bibir
09-13-2004, 08:28 PM
infected my comp with stupid viruses :fiery:

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 08:30 PM
Hit me over the head with a saucepan because I forgot to do the shopping

Corey Feldman
09-13-2004, 08:31 PM
Is not missed by me, when she is not around
:sad: !!

Corey Feldman
09-13-2004, 08:32 PM
lol sparkz you outposted me :fiery:
thats it ! trousers down and bend over! :lol:

Bibir
09-13-2004, 08:40 PM
helped sparkz infecting my comp with porn batman viruses :fiery:

Corey Feldman
09-13-2004, 08:48 PM
:lol: gave her own pc the virus when she sneezed on it! :o
aww *gently wipes her nose for her * :lol:

Bibir
09-13-2004, 09:06 PM
emailed me "nude tassie pics"...but I couldn't see them...my comp did suicide attempt...soo big mike....sooo big :lol:

Corinna
09-13-2004, 09:06 PM
doesn't know how to make women happy

Corinna
09-13-2004, 09:09 PM
outposted me :sad: though is a great girl :hug:

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 09:13 PM
Has decided to grow a goatie beard

Bibir
09-13-2004, 09:17 PM
outposted me :sad: though is a great girl :hug:

Corinna...I don't know how to deal with this...as we are on the its no true thread :o :angel:

Corinna
09-13-2004, 09:22 PM
sorry i wanna say I hate her though she hasn't outposted me :lol:

Bibir
09-13-2004, 09:24 PM
:lol: I hate you too :hug:

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 09:25 PM
Thought I was Dennis the Menace

Bibir
09-13-2004, 10:27 PM
has very hairy legs :o

Sparkz
09-13-2004, 10:42 PM
Has a tattoo of french flag on one bottom cheek and english flag on the other :yeah: :bounce:

tall_one
09-14-2004, 02:00 AM
is waiting under an arch for his date to arrive
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_12_1.gif

Gonzalo81
09-14-2004, 03:05 AM
Shaves her face everyday

Sparkz
09-14-2004, 07:24 AM
uses vinegar instead of aftershave

Daniel
09-14-2004, 08:29 AM
is from USA

Ferrero Forever
09-14-2004, 11:04 AM
lives in the aussie outback

joeb_uk
09-14-2004, 01:30 PM
thinks juanqui is a total idiot

Gonzalo81
09-14-2004, 04:37 PM
Is a ghost

Corinna
09-14-2004, 05:41 PM
is a vampire

Bibir
09-14-2004, 05:49 PM
said yesterday that she hated me :bigcry: ;)

Gonzalo81
09-14-2004, 08:25 PM
Is not a party girl ;)

Bibir
09-14-2004, 08:26 PM
is not a party boy ;)

Gonzalo81
09-14-2004, 08:33 PM
is wrong ;)

Bibir
09-14-2004, 08:36 PM
shaved Mike's haired legs :lol:

Gonzalo81
09-14-2004, 09:00 PM
Wants me to give her mike`s leg hair....

Bibir
09-14-2004, 09:07 PM
is totally right...but you'll need 4 or 5 bags...soo much hair

Corinna
09-14-2004, 09:29 PM
is taking a photo of mike's hair in a plastic box

Bibir
09-14-2004, 09:34 PM
is an awful brunette

Corinna
09-14-2004, 09:37 PM
is a hippo

Bibir
09-14-2004, 09:41 PM
does not like Dementieva...like me :hug:

Corey Feldman
09-14-2004, 11:18 PM
is going to turn me into a screaming tazzie when she waxes my legs! :lol:

tall_one
09-15-2004, 02:07 AM
is smilieman
http://www.activistsandiego.org/wwwboard/images/smiles/smiliehero.gif

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 02:19 AM
proposed to me at the top of the eiffel tower

tall_one
09-15-2004, 02:20 AM
told me no :sad:

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 02:25 AM
wanted to marry me underwater

tall_one
09-15-2004, 02:31 AM
SO? if you loved me you would swim with the fishes for me :sad: *sniff* *sniff*

SuperFurryAnimal
09-15-2004, 10:11 AM
... will marry Marat is Sparkz keeps going on telling her 'no'. :lol:

Ferrero Forever
09-15-2004, 10:58 AM
would like to hire an assassin to kill rainer schuttler

tall_one
09-15-2004, 02:47 PM
spilled all of her food on the ground yesterday
http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_12_2.gif

Gonzalo81
09-15-2004, 02:52 PM
Is going to marry me in the moon

tall_one
09-15-2004, 03:20 PM
lol, wow i just keep on proposing to people :lol:

Is an astronaut
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_2_122.gif

SuperFurryAnimal
09-15-2004, 03:24 PM
... is definately not my favorite chico Latino! ;)

Gonzalo81
09-15-2004, 07:22 PM
Isn`t going to decide between Rainer and me over a tennis match ;)

Corinna
09-15-2004, 07:26 PM
is playing doubles with roger federer

Bibir
09-15-2004, 09:23 PM
is totally in love with gonzalo...ooops I though I was on "the person above you thread" ;)

Sparkz
09-15-2004, 09:26 PM
held my hand today as we skipped through a field of buttercups :hug: