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The "its not true" thread....

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Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 08:58 PM
It´s liying......He´s my son and I do what I want with the remote, because I pay the bills.....

YoursTruly
07-19-2004, 09:03 PM
is from Chile

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 09:04 PM
Lives in Mexico

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 09:51 PM
juggles bananas in dentist waiting room to pass the time

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 09:54 PM
He´s still bothering me about the remote control......stop....I want to watch "Big brother"

tall_one
07-19-2004, 11:16 PM
http://smileys.******************/cat/15/15_4_122.gif Is a 98 yr old man who enjoys mooning people

andyroxmysox12191
07-20-2004, 02:04 AM
is a horrible horrible person who kills animals cause he thinks its fun

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 02:13 AM
Enjoy getting out in the rain dressed as a frog.....:cuckoo:

andyroxmysox12191
07-20-2004, 02:15 AM
has 3 pinky toes

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 02:25 AM
Shaved her head yesterday

tall_one
07-20-2004, 02:47 AM
has a pet penguin http://smileys.******************/cat/16/16_5_14.gif

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 02:50 AM
Never mades me laugh with his smilies

tall_one
07-20-2004, 02:54 AM
her :)


is addicted to Bingo
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_15_9.gif

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 02:56 AM
Never mades me laugh with her smilies (knew it but is the not true thread)

tall_one
07-20-2004, 04:14 AM
ahhh, okay :)

Is a ballerina http://smileys.******************/cat/5/5_1_123.gif

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 04:19 AM
Will sing the national Greek anthem at the olympics

Lalitha
07-20-2004, 09:03 AM
Is the new Davis cup Captain for his country's team.

tall_one
07-20-2004, 09:17 AM
enjoys being hit by windmills
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_14_3v.gif

Aurora
07-20-2004, 10:44 AM
hated tennis in the year 2000

sigmagirl91
07-20-2004, 11:15 AM
Will sing at Kim and Lleyton's wedding

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 01:22 PM
Is wishing that Nalbandian soesn´t recover from his injury

Corinna
07-20-2004, 02:51 PM
has got violet hair

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 03:00 PM
Has surgery to get a bigger nose

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 04:29 PM
Has made friends with a pigeon called Geoffrey

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 04:32 PM
Talks everyday about football with the park statue....

tall_one
07-20-2004, 04:36 PM
Is a John Travolta impersonator
http://smileys.******************/cat/5/5_5_138.gif

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 04:37 PM
Captured a couple of hedgehogs and turned them into slippers

HybridTheory
07-20-2004, 04:40 PM
has got a lion in his house

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 04:48 PM
Is a horrible boss who doesnt let the staff eat or have lunch and makes them work 12 hour day.

tall_one
07-20-2004, 04:48 PM
Is flying a kite right now
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_9_3.gif

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 04:51 PM
Let their remote control plane get out of control and it hit my head.

tall_one
07-20-2004, 05:05 PM
has a remote controlled airplane
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_2_101.gif

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 05:06 PM
is a trainspotter

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 05:20 PM
Just quit his job to become a ballet dancer

tall_one
07-20-2004, 05:25 PM
Is a professional gardener
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_2_201v.gif

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 05:28 PM
trains and races snails

Gonzalo81
07-20-2004, 05:29 PM
Has the worst smilies and should stop posting them

Really annoys me.....

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 05:31 PM
Has just ordered a new waterbed

smudger
07-20-2004, 06:04 PM
wears bright pink lipstick at weekends

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 06:16 PM
stands in middle of the road playing a banjo at 3am to annoy their neighbours

andyroxmysox12191
07-20-2004, 06:55 PM
is a drag queen

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 06:56 PM
cooks me beans on toast when I get home

andyroxmysox12191
07-20-2004, 07:01 PM
is dying? lol

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 07:02 PM
Gave me a great shoulder massage after I beat Lleyton Hewitt in 5 hour match

andyroxmysox12191
07-20-2004, 07:03 PM
has beaten me at a game of chess

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 07:05 PM
Can saw somebody in half and put them back together to the crowds amazement

andyroxmysox12191
07-20-2004, 07:12 PM
won wimbledon

Corinna
07-20-2004, 08:16 PM
plays football in the national team of India

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 08:47 PM
is a greek belly dancer

Carito_90
07-20-2004, 08:57 PM
is now gettin massaged by me :lol:

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 08:59 PM
Has been to a Walsall game at the Bescott Stadium

Aurora
07-20-2004, 09:02 PM
thinks all giggly 13year old girls should be locked away for a year

[what's Walsall?]

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 09:06 PM
Plays football with a watermelon

Wallsall is my football team hehe

Carito_90
07-20-2004, 09:21 PM
doesn't like food

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 09:31 PM
voted for me to become president of the jam dougnut appreciation society :yeah:

Carito_90
07-20-2004, 09:40 PM
eats dog food

andyroxmysox12191
07-20-2004, 09:45 PM
has 20 kids

HybridTheory
07-20-2004, 09:49 PM
would like Andy to be Justin Timberlake

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 09:49 PM
has a dressing gown made of marsh mellows lol

HybridTheory
07-20-2004, 09:53 PM
(Sparkz how do you know that?????:p)

has the french flag in his profile

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 10:02 PM
Thinks I look like Kim Clijsters lol

Carito_90
07-20-2004, 10:05 PM
thinks i'm a man

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 10:11 PM
Tries to walk about town in ice skates

HybridTheory
07-20-2004, 10:12 PM
Looks likes Justine Henin

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 10:15 PM
shot me in the bottom with a pellet gun

HybridTheory
07-20-2004, 10:16 PM
told the police about that

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 10:32 PM
Walk on stilts in crowded places

andyroxmysox12191
07-20-2004, 11:28 PM
is the cookie monster

Sparkz
07-20-2004, 11:37 PM
Is a marine bioligist and her second home is the barrier reef

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 12:17 AM
Has $1000 vCash

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 12:19 AM
Sends me flowers and write me romantic poems

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 12:19 AM
cooks eggs on the sidewalk

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 12:20 AM
Uses a white wig

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 12:21 AM
bought me a box of chocolates and proposed to me

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 12:22 AM
Has the hots for me

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 12:24 AM
is on the phone 24/7

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 12:25 AM
Its going to travel around the world in 80 days

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 12:26 AM
eats soup with their hands

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 12:26 AM
can make a sandwich with his feet

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 12:30 AM
told me not to put my foot in the peanut butter jar

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 01:01 AM
Likes dog food

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 01:02 AM
stroked me and took me for a walk and I chased a ball he threw me

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 01:03 AM
Has a frog in his bed

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 01:05 AM
bought me some white stilletos last xmas

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 01:16 AM
has long blonde hair

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 01:27 AM
Likes Marks long blond hear

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 01:42 AM
thinks marat is drop dead gorgeous

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 01:52 AM
Is in love with Sharapova

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 01:53 AM
swapped a cow with me for some magic beans

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 01:58 AM
is in love with a piece of grass

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 01:59 AM
tipped curry down my shirt

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:03 AM
wears sleevless shirts even if it's really cold outside

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 02:04 AM
wears deep sea diving gear just to post a letter

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 02:05 AM
loves resting in mud...

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 02:08 AM
Drinks sea water

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 02:08 AM
has a pet pig

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 02:09 AM
trains hamsters to do gymnastics

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 02:10 AM
has 3 feet

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:11 AM
has 6 toes on each foot

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 02:12 AM
Is married and has 3 kids

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:14 AM
has been divorced 7 times

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 02:14 AM
Digs a hole in the ground to go to the toilet lmao :lol:

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:16 AM
eats food from the floor

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 02:18 AM
Dresses up as Elvis Presley when they go shopping

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 02:19 AM
Looks for food in trash cans

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 02:20 AM
puts apples up their shirt to make it look like they have boobs lol

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:22 AM
hasn't watched tv for 7 years

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 02:24 AM
Dreams of beeing England Queen someday

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 02:25 AM
Is watching horse racing and smoking a pipe

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:26 AM
doesn't think argentina will win their match against colombia

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 02:27 AM
Smokes roses everyday

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 02:28 AM
has earings made from ping pong balls

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 02:33 AM
Was very happy with Maradona´s "Hand of god" goal in Mexico ´86

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:35 AM
didn't spend any vCash

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 02:38 AM
bet al her vcash on srichiphan to win us open

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:39 AM
has 14361773 posts

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 02:40 AM
has 2 posts

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:41 AM
doesn't like tennis at all

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 02:42 AM
Wish Roddick get injured

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 02:57 AM
wishes guille never wins RG

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 02:58 AM
Is hoping that Roddick never becomes Nº 1 again

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 03:03 AM
thinks sharapova is disgusting

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 03:06 AM
Hates Andy Roddick

tall_one
07-21-2004, 07:52 AM
can bench 1000000000 pounds
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_5_128.gif

Lalitha
07-21-2004, 10:19 AM
Is this years Wimbledon Champ.

sigmagirl91
07-21-2004, 11:03 AM
Is the Sexiest Woman Alive

CooCooCachoo
07-21-2004, 11:32 AM
Likes to dress up as Elton John while going out in Antanananarivo, Madagascar.

User ID 4783
07-21-2004, 11:51 AM
Is J.Lo's 4th husband

Gonzalo81
07-21-2004, 12:47 PM
Wants to have 11 kids and create her own football team...

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 06:46 PM
is related to guillermo coria :eek:

Corinna
07-21-2004, 06:46 PM
is a knight who wants to marry an old dragon

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 06:49 PM
is secretly married to jcf

Corinna
07-21-2004, 07:02 PM
is unfortunately right

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 07:04 PM
got married to jcf by a bush

Corey Feldman
07-21-2004, 07:12 PM
believes escude is the real nicolas escude loll :p

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 07:16 PM
is a boxer ;)

Corey Feldman
07-21-2004, 07:16 PM
is a HUGEEE tim henman fan ;)

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 07:28 PM
thinks timmy is sexy ;)

Corinna
07-21-2004, 08:39 PM
thinks Andy is the ugliest man alive ;)

Corey Feldman
07-21-2004, 08:39 PM
thinks Ferrero is very ugly ;)

Corinna
07-21-2004, 08:44 PM
thinks Escude is veerrryyy ugly ;)

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 08:51 PM
licks birds

Corinna
07-21-2004, 08:53 PM
:) was outposted

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 08:55 PM
is living with andy roddick :fiery:

Corinna
07-21-2004, 08:56 PM
is sharing her bed with escude :)

Corey Feldman
07-21-2004, 09:00 PM
:eek: lolll ,has $1,000,000 v cash :lol:

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 09:27 PM
eats mashed potato with a shovel lol

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 09:42 PM
eats dirt

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 09:44 PM
kisses horses on their lips

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 09:46 PM
licks cats and dogs

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 09:48 PM
Throws her tennis bat at the floor so it breaks even if she hits ball ten feet out

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 09:49 PM
is 20 feet tall

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 10:17 PM
put a bucket of ice cubes down roddicks shorts.

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 10:18 PM
likes spending money on tennis bats every now and then

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 10:18 PM
:eek: :eek: :haha:

wants ivan to lose all his matches this year

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 10:19 PM
that was to sparkz lol

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 10:20 PM
Is travelling to USO this year on the back of a donkey

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 10:21 PM
didn't get outposted

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 10:22 PM
wants andy to shave off all his hair :bigcry: :eek:

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 10:25 PM
washes her hair in chip fat

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 10:25 PM
wants andy to get a piercing

HybridTheory
07-21-2004, 10:35 PM
wants Andy to waer pink clothes

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 10:48 PM
lmfao
wants david to be injured

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 10:49 PM
Wants me to win the USO

Carito_90
07-21-2004, 10:51 PM
likes people cutting his toenails

HybridTheory
07-21-2004, 10:52 PM
is going to the next grand slam final to run over the court at match point

andyroxmysox12191
07-21-2004, 10:52 PM
has won 3 GS titles

HybridTheory
07-21-2004, 11:33 PM
is dancing on the roof right now

Sparkz
07-21-2004, 11:55 PM
Is going loco down in acapolco

tall_one
07-22-2004, 12:05 AM
Can levitate
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_5_134.gif

Gonzalo81
07-22-2004, 12:05 AM
Is living in a hole in the ground

tall_one
07-22-2004, 12:28 AM
Is Lance Armstrong
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_12_7v.gif

Sparkz
07-22-2004, 12:30 AM
Is a pole dancer

Gonzalo81
07-22-2004, 12:36 AM
Likes doing the lambada

Sparkz
07-22-2004, 12:37 AM
sat on a barbeque and almost cooked his buttocks

tall_one
07-22-2004, 12:40 AM
got eaten by a shark
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_11_10.gif

Sparkz
07-22-2004, 12:43 AM
took a bath in ice cubes today

Gonzalo81
07-22-2004, 01:07 AM
Went to the street today and sang like a chicken...

sigmagirl91
07-22-2004, 01:11 AM
cursed out a student today on my job

tall_one
07-22-2004, 02:43 AM
has breathe that can kill
http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_15_4.gif

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 03:01 AM
has horrible smilies

Lalitha
07-22-2004, 05:16 AM
Never goodreps any one.

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 05:18 AM
extremely dislikes juan carlos ferrero

tall_one
07-22-2004, 06:47 AM
Speaks 198542798645802768 differant launguages
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Corinna
07-22-2004, 11:37 AM
understands only Russian

HybridTheory
07-22-2004, 11:54 AM
doesn't want JCF to win another GS

Corinna
07-22-2004, 12:41 PM
is a doctor

Gonzalo81
07-22-2004, 04:02 PM
Speaks Swahilli

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 04:33 PM
speaks......dghjzikrughn.rswljhgl.rzsdeng

Corinna
07-22-2004, 04:45 PM
is the best friend of Donald Duck

YoursTruly
07-22-2004, 04:52 PM
is paid to post the picture of Juan Carlos as the avatar

Corinna
07-22-2004, 05:21 PM
has the same avatar like me

Carito_90
07-22-2004, 06:27 PM
doesn't speak english at all

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 06:29 PM
did not laugh at andys outfit at the espys

Carito_90
07-22-2004, 06:30 PM
liked andy's outfit at the espys

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 06:35 PM
hates pink

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 06:46 PM
doesnt like canada

Carito_90
07-22-2004, 06:46 PM
wants to see andy dead

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 06:54 PM
:eek: wants to see coria in another car accident :eek:

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 06:57 PM
Knows me inside and out

Carito_90
07-22-2004, 07:01 PM
doesn't think he's cool

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 07:02 PM
wants ferrero to retire from tennis

Carito_90
07-22-2004, 07:03 PM
thinks everything andy says is bullshit

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 07:05 PM
loved andys goatee

Carito_90
07-22-2004, 07:06 PM
spent her $500 on vCash

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 07:08 PM
is gonna bet til theres no tomorrow

Carito_90
07-22-2004, 07:09 PM
knows my mum's just bought me a chocolate bar :lol:

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 07:11 PM
hates chocolate lol

Carito_90
07-22-2004, 07:12 PM
is completely right about what she's just said

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 07:14 PM
thinks andys interviews are BORING

Corinna
07-22-2004, 07:25 PM
has a very short name

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 08:07 PM
has bet in vcash

RonE
07-22-2004, 08:08 PM
has an ugly dog

BelgianWaffle
07-22-2004, 08:23 PM
hates Tim Henman

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 08:34 PM
doesn't know what getty images is

fabolous
07-22-2004, 08:34 PM
had a sex affair with carla coria

Corinna
07-22-2004, 08:36 PM
can't stand tommy Haas

BelgianWaffle
07-22-2004, 08:37 PM
does not want to run her fingers through jcf's hair ;)

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 08:39 PM
doesnt speak english

BelgianWaffle
07-22-2004, 08:42 PM
is an analphabetic

Corinna
07-22-2004, 08:45 PM
is a :devil:

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 09:05 PM
is an :angel:

Gonzalo81
07-22-2004, 10:37 PM
Likes going out on the rain naked singing....

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 10:39 PM
is good at betting

Gonzalo81
07-22-2004, 10:43 PM
Would lend me some vCash for betting

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 10:55 PM
will have 1,000,000 posts soon

Gonzalo81
07-22-2004, 10:57 PM
Has 1,000,000 in vCash

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 11:02 PM
hates paola

andyroxmysox12191
07-22-2004, 11:06 PM
has been a member here for 5 years

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-22-2004, 11:12 PM
doesn't have sox

tall_one
07-23-2004, 01:08 AM
Is an astronaut
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_2_122.gif

KoOlMaNsEaN
07-23-2004, 01:11 AM
wants to kill safin

sigmagirl91
07-23-2004, 01:55 AM
got fired today

Gonzalo81
07-23-2004, 01:58 AM
Is going to jail for stealing bread to feed her family...

Carito_90
07-23-2004, 02:00 AM
doesn't call me pancha at ALL

Gonzalo81
07-23-2004, 02:01 AM
Likes me calling her pancha

Carito_90
07-23-2004, 02:02 AM
enjoys me calling him viejo

Gonzalo81
07-23-2004, 02:03 AM
Thinks I´m very young......

Carito_90
07-23-2004, 02:05 AM
thinks i'm very old

Gonzalo81
07-23-2004, 02:07 AM
Doesn´t think Im an old pancho.....

Carito_90
07-23-2004, 02:19 AM
isn't right :lol:

Gonzalo81
07-23-2004, 02:20 AM
Has a confortable new matress

tall_one
07-23-2004, 02:31 AM
study so hard that her head exploded
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_3_103.gif

Gonzalo81
07-23-2004, 02:32 AM
Is a short girl

Carito_90
07-23-2004, 03:46 AM
doesn't want to go to work (and yup, i know it's the it's not true thread :lol: )

Gonzalo81
07-23-2004, 04:45 AM
It´s wrong (and yes, i know it's the it's not true thread too)

Corinna
07-23-2004, 12:15 PM
doesn't know that's the not true thread :)

Gonzalo81
07-23-2004, 01:08 PM
Didn´t goodrepped me at all...

Corinna
07-23-2004, 03:16 PM
has no vCash any more

Gonzalo81
07-23-2004, 04:56 PM
Likes taking baths in hot milk