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The "its not true" thread....

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Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 01:51 AM
and two strong tartan plums lmaoooooo
lolllll
hmm not true thread.............. david beckham is a genuis :lol:

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 01:51 AM
hahah nice one!

Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 01:52 AM
I said moment i saw a watch on each wrist he was a two timing b**tard lmaoooo
had multyple wrist strains a day after seeing papasmurf :)

denim
07-13-2004, 01:55 AM
gets excited when england beat scotland LOL and shrieked with delight at gazzas goal at wembley LOL

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 02:02 AM
yeah right now Im not too happy with guys there dawgs only way to keep them in place is with a collar and a leash!

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 02:02 AM
he uses a wig

denim
07-13-2004, 02:05 AM
LMAO

he won a first prize at fancy dress party dressed as a vicar

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 02:06 AM
He´s a drag queen every friday night

Corey Feldman
07-13-2004, 02:08 AM
yeah right now Im not too happy with guys there dawgs only way to keep them in place is with a collar and a leash!

:dog: :nerner:

denim
07-13-2004, 02:09 AM
lmao

Escude enjoys nothing more than chasing a ball round the park and keeping his owner happy.

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 02:10 AM
hahah

denim
07-13-2004, 02:17 AM
does not like british men lol

andyroxmysox12191
07-13-2004, 03:05 AM
is a IRS guy

Lalitha
07-13-2004, 05:32 AM
Was partying after Andy's loss at Wimbledon.

Leo
07-13-2004, 05:35 AM
Hates all players that own cows.

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 05:45 AM
Is new at MTF

papasmurf11
07-13-2004, 05:46 AM
hates the smurfs

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 05:48 AM
Loves the teletubbies....

Leo
07-13-2004, 05:48 AM
Has no respect for classic rock.

Leo
07-13-2004, 05:49 AM
Is Speedy Gonzalez and is never out-posted.

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 05:51 AM
isn´t a funny person

Leo
07-13-2004, 05:56 AM
Is the epitome of anti-patriotism

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 05:58 AM
enjoy watching people fight each other

Lalitha
07-13-2004, 07:54 AM
Visits MTF once a month.

sem4
07-13-2004, 09:46 AM
is a beekeeper

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 01:15 PM
Lives at Korea

Alisa
07-13-2004, 01:49 PM
knockouted Mike Taison once

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 02:45 PM
Serves faster than Roddick

tall_one
07-13-2004, 08:55 PM
Is the hula hoop champion of Australia
http://smileys.******************/cat/1048v.gif

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 08:57 PM
His smilies suck

Alisa
07-13-2004, 09:01 PM
still has lil coria on avatar

Gonzalo81
07-13-2004, 09:02 PM
wasn´t outposted by me in the above you person thread

HybridTheory
07-13-2004, 09:10 PM
doesnt have any smilies in his avatar

denim
07-13-2004, 10:29 PM
only has 1 green dot awwwww lol

Carito_90
07-13-2004, 10:30 PM
has no people online on MSN

denim
07-13-2004, 10:32 PM
Likes men with hairy backs lmao

Leo
07-14-2004, 12:23 AM
Likes women with big muscles ;)

denim
07-14-2004, 12:24 AM
Is a wrestler

Leo
07-14-2004, 12:27 AM
Knows nothing about me

Carito_90
07-14-2004, 12:28 AM
prefers boobs rather than butt lol

denim
07-14-2004, 12:29 AM
used to be a kebab seller before joining MTF

Leo
07-14-2004, 12:31 AM
Won the Tour de France over Armstrong last year with a bird on his shoulder

denim
07-14-2004, 12:37 AM
LMAO :lol: came up to me like clint eastwood...dirty harry before the race and said "do you feel lucky punk, well do ya?"

Leo
07-14-2004, 01:01 AM
Jumps up and down with glee when Henman loses

denim
07-14-2004, 01:08 AM
Jumps up and down on platform waiting for a train to entertain other passengers lol

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 01:53 AM
Ride a cow on xmans!!

denim
07-14-2004, 01:54 AM
lmao !! does not fancy kiera

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 01:55 AM
does not fancy Carito_90

denim
07-14-2004, 01:58 AM
OI !!! lmaooooo !!! me and her are mates !!! I am old enough to be her great great grandfather.


does not enjoy being romantic

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 02:00 AM
he´s a pervert

denim
07-14-2004, 02:09 AM
LMAO !!!

make necklaces out of toenail clippings lmao :lol:

tall_one
07-14-2004, 02:15 AM
favorite hobby is raking leaves
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_13_13.gif

denim
07-14-2004, 02:17 AM
Is 5ft 2 and a jockey

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 02:22 AM
has a red ferrari

denim
07-14-2004, 02:23 AM
is fully clothed in their avatar lol :lol:

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 02:26 AM
Is wearing the queens crown

denim
07-14-2004, 02:29 AM
stole it for me lol

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 02:31 AM
DONT LIE......you said I could have it

denim
07-14-2004, 02:34 AM
punched prince harry and told him red rosey cheeks are out of fashion lmao

Carito_90
07-14-2004, 02:43 AM
is prince williams new girlfriend/boyfriend (hey, no one knows :lol: )

denim
07-14-2004, 02:45 AM
Enjoyed her badger curry tonight and just burped lmao

Carito_90
07-14-2004, 02:48 AM
seems to really enjoy saying the word curry :lol:

denim
07-14-2004, 02:49 AM
enjoys passing wind roflmaooo :haha:

PinkFeatherBoa
07-14-2004, 02:56 AM
Has two pockets cut out of his back in the style of jean pockets. This is the story behind his nickname.

denim
07-14-2004, 03:12 AM
Is taking over from Gary Lineker on the Walkers Crisps adverts.

Carito_90
07-14-2004, 03:16 AM
is posting on mtf, talkin to 3 people on msn, watching tv and listening to music at the same time :eek:

denim
07-14-2004, 03:18 AM
knows its only 7pm here and not time fo me to head for bed lmao

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 03:37 AM
its an expert on banks fraud

tall_one
07-14-2004, 08:49 AM
has played in the world cup
http://smileys.******************/cat/18/18_10_3.gif

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 04:39 PM
Scored to goals at the Euro cup...

sem4
07-14-2004, 08:55 PM
Is a Russian Gymnast

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 09:16 PM
lol....

Looks like Gollum....

sem4
07-14-2004, 09:37 PM
Waxes their legs

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 09:44 PM
shaves his head

sem4
07-14-2004, 10:16 PM
Puts frogs down their jeans

denim
07-14-2004, 10:22 PM
Is a bingo caller..."two fat ladies".... 88 !!

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 10:22 PM
Put hamsters in his underwear

papasmurf11
07-14-2004, 10:23 PM
has a very hairy ass!

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 10:26 PM
Has long hair in her armpitts

denim
07-14-2004, 10:28 PM
Puts salt in peoples coffee pretending its sugar

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 10:34 PM
Hacked the FBI computers yesterday...lol

denim
07-14-2004, 10:40 PM
ate in a restaraunt today and walked out without paying lol

Gonzalo81
07-14-2004, 10:43 PM
lol....

Had two bottles of gin for breakfast

denim
07-14-2004, 10:44 PM
stuck two fingers up at a policeman today lol

Carito_90
07-14-2004, 11:57 PM
hasn't been sick for more than 6 months

denim
07-14-2004, 11:59 PM
Has just done a huge tattoo of a scorpion on Escudes neck LMAO :lol: as a retirement gift........

tall_one
07-15-2004, 02:52 AM
enjoys mooning people at work
http://smileys.******************/cat/10/10_6_3.gif

sigmagirl91
07-15-2004, 02:53 AM
enjoys cussing out people at work

tall_one
07-15-2004, 02:55 AM
:lol: i though that this was the not true thread ;)

Is a race car driver
http://smileys.******************/cat/18/18_5_4.gif

Gonzalo81
07-15-2004, 03:02 AM
Has the worst smilies ever

andyroxmysox12191
07-15-2004, 03:15 AM
is a horrible horrible person

Gonzalo81
07-15-2004, 03:17 AM
It worst person than me

smudger
07-15-2004, 11:40 AM
Is same height still as he is in his avatar lol

Gonzalo81
07-15-2004, 01:19 PM
Has a James Blake Av

Corey Feldman
07-15-2004, 02:52 PM
has a little butt :lol:

Gonzalo81
07-15-2004, 02:56 PM
Likes my little butt...

Zetlandsk
07-15-2004, 03:01 PM
Wants his ashes spread over the River Plate stadium.

Corey Feldman
07-15-2004, 03:03 PM
has been bad repped by every1!

Gonzalo81
07-15-2004, 03:04 PM
Wont be killed by me if he repeats that again

Gonzalo81
07-15-2004, 03:04 PM
Wasn´t outposted by Escude

Leo
07-15-2004, 04:58 PM
Is greatly disappointed by Suarez's singles results this year.

Gonzalo81
07-15-2004, 05:05 PM
Lost all his vCash yesterday

tall_one
07-15-2004, 11:21 PM
Is Britney Spears
http://smileys.******************/cat/15/15_2_1v.gif

andyroxmysox12191
07-15-2004, 11:58 PM
lmfao
has the worst smilies on this planet

denim
07-16-2004, 12:11 AM
once punched a britney fans teeth out but claimed she was at home all night ad got away with it lol

Carito_90
07-16-2004, 12:32 AM
speaks 3 languages

denim
07-16-2004, 12:33 AM
is obsessed with golf and hits more balls than lleyton hewitt has spots on his face

Carito_90
07-16-2004, 12:37 AM
awwwww that's mean! poor lleyton :lol:

went out last night, flirted with a girl and she ended up givin him a slap on face :lol:

denim
07-16-2004, 12:44 AM
ROFLMAO :lol:

threw a pie at member of staff in chip shop just cos they said chips would take 15 minutes lmao

Corey Feldman
07-16-2004, 12:57 AM
retired on 1,000 posts and didnt keep yapping and replying to other threads :lol:

denim
07-16-2004, 01:09 AM
makes escude go weak at the knees with a hug lol

Corey Feldman
07-16-2004, 01:13 AM
looks at denim and gives his screen a good cleaning :eek: :lol: :lol: :lol:

denim
07-16-2004, 01:14 AM
thankyou doctor lmaoooooo

Corey Feldman
07-16-2004, 01:27 AM
knows i never tease ladies with my trunk :eek: ;)

denim
07-16-2004, 01:40 AM
Is having an affair with his bank managers wife lmao

andyroxmysox12191
07-16-2004, 02:34 AM
lives in russia

Lalitha
07-16-2004, 06:15 AM
Believes that Andy & Mandy are still together.

YoursTruly
07-16-2004, 07:08 AM
is currently posting from planet venus

tall_one
07-16-2004, 08:24 AM
has a pet dragon named Giggles
http://smileys.******************/cat/15/15_3_9v.gif

PennyThePenguin
07-16-2004, 08:56 AM
lives in a home made of gingerbread http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_2_65.gif and candy canes

Gonzalo81
07-16-2004, 02:08 PM
Has an av of Federer serving an ace

smudger
07-16-2004, 06:11 PM
has a body made of chocolate

Gonzalo81
07-16-2004, 06:13 PM
Rides a horse in the middle of the city shouting and waving a cowboy hat...

smudger
07-16-2004, 06:15 PM
uses spaghetti as shoelaces

Gonzalo81
07-16-2004, 06:17 PM
Has a tatoo in his chest of Dominic Hrbaty´s face....

Sparkz
07-16-2004, 06:17 PM
takes a bath in mashed potato

Alisa
07-16-2004, 07:50 PM
has 10 different jobs

Sparkz
07-16-2004, 07:57 PM
live on a golf course

tall_one
07-16-2004, 07:58 PM
Is my fairy godmother http://smileys.******************/cat/15/15_3_6.gif

Sparkz
07-16-2004, 08:02 PM
Is so short I had to give them a leg up at supermarket to reach a tin

tall_one
07-16-2004, 08:09 PM
Is a Jamician hippie
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_30_1.gif

Gonzalo81
07-16-2004, 08:13 PM
Has the worst smilies ever......stop posting them....

Aurora
07-16-2004, 08:17 PM
thinks all Argentinean players are on drugs and despises them forever and ever

Gonzalo81
07-16-2004, 08:19 PM
Didn´t just made me laugh at all

Aurora
07-16-2004, 08:20 PM
Has one of the ugliest avatars existing on the net, it made me barf all over my keyboard.

tall_one
07-16-2004, 08:22 PM
Has been swimming in Iguazu Falls
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_21_7.gif

Aurora
07-16-2004, 08:26 PM
Lives high in the mountains and is really challenged by that because of her short fat legs.

Gonzalo81
07-16-2004, 08:35 PM
Just killed a lion using only the hands

Aurora
07-16-2004, 08:42 PM
is the tooth fairy

Sparkz
07-16-2004, 08:44 PM
picks their nose in public

sigmagirl91
07-16-2004, 09:34 PM
has 5 children with 5 different baby-daddies....

Aurora
07-16-2004, 10:19 PM
also known as Jenna Jameson

Carito_90
07-16-2004, 10:26 PM
was arrested last night for driving drunk

PinkFeatherBoa
07-16-2004, 11:19 PM
loves Andy's recent fashionable outfit.

andyroxmysox12191
07-16-2004, 11:47 PM
hates the outfit

sigmagirl91
07-17-2004, 01:00 AM
Andy's ESPY outfit was a stroke of genius.

Sparkz
07-17-2004, 01:12 AM
climbed inside the washing machine

tall_one
07-17-2004, 01:14 AM
Thinks that the white house is a giant cookie jar
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_6_1.gif

Sparkz
07-17-2004, 01:20 AM
Thinks the white house would look better in pink

tall_one
07-17-2004, 01:29 AM
Thinks that Big Ben is a giant coocoo clock
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_8_1.gif

Sparkz
07-17-2004, 01:34 AM
Thinks that Prince Charles ears are bigger than the moon

tall_one
07-17-2004, 01:51 AM
Prince Charles ears are bigger than the moon :lol:

Is Prince Charles' personal chef
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_13_16.gif

Sparkz
07-17-2004, 02:00 AM
dresses in hippy dungarees from the 70's

denim
07-17-2004, 03:32 AM
Is a tall slim blonde with huge knockers lmao

sem4
07-17-2004, 11:38 AM
has $1,000 in vcash

denim
07-17-2004, 11:43 AM
has the current world no.1 in avatar

Ferrero Forever
07-17-2004, 11:46 AM
has a colour avatar

denim
07-17-2004, 11:48 AM
Is a zookeeper and logged on here after feeding the seals

Ferrero Forever
07-17-2004, 11:58 AM
has no green dots

denim
07-17-2004, 12:00 PM
tried to steal the mona lisa

Ferrero Forever
07-17-2004, 12:07 PM
is locked up in a cage with monkeys at the zoo

Aurora
07-17-2004, 12:31 PM
lives in a tipi in Greenland

denim
07-17-2004, 01:39 PM
hates snooker and hates music

Gonzalo81
07-18-2004, 12:10 AM
Holds the world record on eating marshmelows.....

Corinna
07-18-2004, 12:21 AM
Has sent only one post yet.

Gonzalo81
07-18-2004, 12:23 AM
Has posted more than me

andyroxmysox12191
07-18-2004, 01:44 AM
is santa clause

YoursTruly
07-18-2004, 02:50 AM
licks sidewalks

bobblehat
07-18-2004, 04:17 AM
Goes on the computer completely naked :devil:

andyroxmysox12191
07-18-2004, 04:18 AM
has been a member here for a year

bobblehat
07-18-2004, 04:20 AM
Federer rocks her socks

andyroxmysox12191
07-18-2004, 04:21 AM
is telling the truth about me :eek:

bobblehat
07-18-2004, 04:23 AM
is 70 years old tommorow

andyroxmysox12191
07-18-2004, 04:51 AM
is turning 1 in a week

bobblehat
07-18-2004, 04:53 AM
ga ga momma lol

is a tree surgeon

andyroxmysox12191
07-18-2004, 05:01 AM
runs around naked in the forest (i hope that's not true lmfao)

bobblehat
07-18-2004, 05:02 AM
Is my auntie and she lets me run naked in forest lol

Sparkz
07-18-2004, 06:47 AM
drives an ice cream van

Ferrero Forever
07-18-2004, 10:02 AM
comes from china

CooCooCachoo
07-18-2004, 10:14 AM
Thinks that tennis is all about Marat Safin

Marc Rosset is Tall
07-18-2004, 10:16 AM
Loves Fernando Vicente

Ferrero Forever
07-18-2004, 10:18 AM
thinks that marc rosset is short

CooCooCachoo
07-18-2004, 10:21 AM
Walks around wearing Bill Gates' underwear

Ferrero Forever
07-18-2004, 10:22 AM
is married to bill gates

CooCooCachoo
07-18-2004, 10:41 AM
Has the hots for Karol Kucera

Ferrero Forever
07-18-2004, 10:44 AM
has a short signature only mentioning JC Ferrero

Gonzalo81
07-18-2004, 04:28 PM
Just signed as the new Real Madrid goalkeeper

Sparkz
07-18-2004, 11:42 PM
Is a stuntman

HybridTheory
07-19-2004, 12:01 AM
hates football

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 12:03 AM
tames lions and puts their in their mouth without being injured

HybridTheory
07-19-2004, 12:32 AM
doesn't have any light green dot yet

tall_one
07-19-2004, 02:00 AM
Is Spiderman
http://smileys.******************/cat/15_1_107.gif

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 03:37 AM
Looks exactly as Serena williams

andyroxmysox12191
07-19-2004, 04:17 AM
is secretly a FBI agent

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 04:19 AM
Thinks Andy Roddick is the worst tennis player ever....

andyroxmysox12191
07-19-2004, 04:21 AM
is mad that guillermo canas won today

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 04:23 AM
Is wishing Roddick withdraws from teh US Open...

andyroxmysox12191
07-19-2004, 04:25 AM
hopes coria gets injured :eek:

( :sad: that better not happen :sad: )

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 04:29 AM
It´s right

CooCooCachoo
07-19-2004, 07:46 AM
Is an 80-year-old grandmother from Chattanooga

User ID 4783
07-19-2004, 09:50 AM
Where the hell is Chattanooga?

Lives on a small island in the Pacific Ocean

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 11:20 AM
Sells hot dogs outside the millenium stadium

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2004, 11:40 AM
is a professional ballerina

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 11:41 AM
plays darts laying down

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2004, 11:43 AM
is a millionaire

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 11:44 AM
Has a tortoise called Jeremy

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2004, 11:46 AM
lives in a spaceship

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 11:53 AM
flies around town in a shopping trolley

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2004, 11:55 AM
was born on a boat in the middle of the pacific ocean

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 11:57 AM
Had a food fight with David Nalbandian

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2004, 12:00 PM
is a famous swimmer

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 12:02 PM
Tried to shave off my eyebrows while I was asleep

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2004, 12:04 PM
is a male model

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 12:11 PM
Hit me over the head with a shovel as I recorded over their video tape by accident

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2004, 12:12 PM
hates harry kewell(whoever he is)

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 12:14 PM
Lives in a cave made from cheese

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2004, 12:15 PM
is a thousand years old

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 12:18 PM
has both eyebrows and their tounge pierced

Ferrero Forever
07-19-2004, 12:29 PM
has a tattoo on his forehead

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 12:42 PM
has a flowerpot on their head

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 01:03 PM
Goes out with his body only covered with icecream......on sunny days.....lol

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 01:32 PM
eats all the chocolates in box then gives person the box as gift

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 02:42 PM
Likes practicing black magic.....

Corinna
07-19-2004, 03:09 PM
is a famous basketballer

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 03:11 PM
Made a voodoo doll of Juan Carlos Ferrero and used a lot this year.....

Corinna
07-19-2004, 03:21 PM
is right about me

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 03:43 PM
Wishes that Ferrero won´t be able to defend his Us Open points

Carito_90
07-19-2004, 03:58 PM
speaks spanish, italian, french and english

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 04:00 PM
Its at school right now....:mad:

Carito_90
07-19-2004, 04:25 PM
fortunately for ME, is wrong :lol:

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 04:58 PM
Knows that this is the "not true thread"....lol

Corinna
07-19-2004, 05:53 PM
doesn't know that this is the "not true thread" ;)

Aurora
07-19-2004, 07:36 PM
is a top ten female tennis player who is the secret lover of JC

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 07:43 PM
Has an avatar of the cover of Britney Spears new album.....

Carito_90
07-19-2004, 07:48 PM
Is listening to a Hillary Duff song

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 07:58 PM
Really loved andy´s outfit on her av....lol

Carito_90
07-19-2004, 08:03 PM
ohh thank god it's the it's not true thread! :lol:

is talkin on the phone

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 08:07 PM
Went out to the street naked shouting "Bravo Roger, Wimbledon Champion"

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 08:57 PM
sleeps on a bed of nails every night

Corinna
07-19-2004, 09:10 PM
lives together with his hamster in its cage

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 09:19 PM
Likes eating fried ratsonce a week

Corinna
07-19-2004, 09:22 PM
is eating grass

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 09:23 PM
she sells sea shells on the seashore

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 09:27 PM
Likes using his umbrella to play golf....

Corinna
07-19-2004, 09:29 PM
lives in a tent

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 09:30 PM
poured custard over my head in a restaraunt

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 09:34 PM
Is dating 4 girls at the same time and can´t decide wich one he should marry

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 09:37 PM
is hiding an illegal immigrant in his wardrobe

Gonzalo81
07-19-2004, 09:48 PM
Its going to the Olympics to compete at high jump.....

Sparkz
07-19-2004, 09:50 PM
Is my brother and we fight over the remote control