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The "its not true" thread....

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Bibir
11-15-2004, 07:13 PM
should know that I don't miss the conversations between Mike and that stupid sparkz! :sad: :help:

Daniel
11-16-2004, 06:40 AM
is my cousin :hug:

Micca
11-16-2004, 04:08 PM
is female

Corey Feldman
11-16-2004, 06:00 PM
is soooo sad that Guille is coming back to tennis tonight :p

Bibir
11-16-2004, 06:19 PM
is so happy to see Roddick winning tonight! ;)

Corey Feldman
11-16-2004, 06:29 PM
wants to see the hippo very mad tonight ;)

Bibir
11-16-2004, 06:40 PM
:lol: is right....hippo is not sexy at all when he's mad! :kiss:

tall_one
11-17-2004, 02:06 AM
is a little devil http://smileys.******************/cat/36/36_1_15.gif

Mrs. B
11-17-2004, 06:36 PM
lives under the sea

Corey Feldman
11-17-2004, 07:11 PM
Knows im very V-cash rich :p

SuperFurryAnimal
11-18-2004, 08:32 AM
... Knows AZ will beat Rangers in a few weeks!! :bounce:

Daniel
11-18-2004, 08:39 AM
is my lover :hug:

SuperFurryAnimal
11-18-2004, 08:42 AM
... Is so right about that! :smooch:

Micca
11-18-2004, 11:41 AM
has Tim henman on her avantar

SuperFurryAnimal
11-18-2004, 11:42 AM
:haha:
...Is right about that!

Micca
11-18-2004, 11:46 AM
:p is not funny!

SuperFurryAnimal
11-18-2004, 12:37 PM
... Has the worst humor of all the people on this forum! ;)

Mrs. B
11-18-2004, 12:50 PM
has Boris Becker as her avatar

Corey Feldman
11-18-2004, 03:45 PM
has more v-cash than me now ;)

Daniel
11-19-2004, 06:44 AM
is from Pluto

Asar
11-19-2004, 12:59 PM
He is wearing a red ribbons on the hair.

Mrs. B
11-19-2004, 03:31 PM
has a grumpy looking avatar

Micca
11-19-2004, 03:35 PM
is posting very slowly :p

Suzi
11-19-2004, 05:43 PM
doesnt deserve my hugz :hug:

Corey Feldman
11-19-2004, 07:49 PM
wears her ear muffs to bed at night :rolls:

Suzi
11-19-2004, 07:55 PM
actually i do have earmuffs pink ones to be precise!! but then again i dont wear them to sleep i have a hat!

Is a big fat Poo

Corey Feldman
11-19-2004, 08:03 PM
is syill a little girl who plays with all her dollies :p

Micca
11-19-2004, 08:04 PM
is online

Corey Feldman
11-19-2004, 08:07 PM
did not give me a nice good rep today :hug:

Suzi
11-19-2004, 08:11 PM
Loves me

Micca
11-19-2004, 08:21 PM
hasnt talked to me on msn before

Suzi
11-19-2004, 10:08 PM
Detests Coria

Daniel
11-20-2004, 07:59 AM
dates me

Mrs. B
11-20-2004, 09:10 AM
hates Roger Federer

Corey Feldman
11-20-2004, 02:19 PM
is richer than me !! :angel:

Suzi
11-20-2004, 03:41 PM
smells!

tall_one
11-20-2004, 04:10 PM
has had a cranberry sauce incident http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_5_4.gif

Lynne
11-20-2004, 04:29 PM
ate 1000 tomatoes for dinner!

Mrs. B
11-20-2004, 05:48 PM
is Juanqui's coach

Suzi
11-20-2004, 05:49 PM
i dont like her

Mrs. B
11-20-2004, 06:09 PM
thinks the world needs hatred & war

CooCooCachoo
11-20-2004, 10:59 PM
Can be seen in her avatar, playing a nice backhand.

Daniel
11-21-2004, 08:17 AM
is in his avatar

Lynne
11-21-2004, 01:32 PM
lives alone in the desert :)

Suzi
11-21-2004, 05:17 PM
lives in a pothole

Deco
11-21-2004, 05:19 PM
wears a swimmingsuit right now

Corey Feldman
11-21-2004, 07:25 PM
was so angry about the barca/real score :)

Mrs. B
11-21-2004, 09:19 PM
has won lots of vcash :p

Corey Feldman
11-21-2004, 09:25 PM
is poor'er than me again!
:sad: :rolls:

Deco
11-21-2004, 09:38 PM
Is wearing red

Suzi
11-21-2004, 09:50 PM
Hates Ajax

Deco
11-21-2004, 09:53 PM
has 7 posts

Suzi
11-21-2004, 09:59 PM
is a boy

Deco
11-21-2004, 10:00 PM
is a boy too

Suzi
11-21-2004, 10:03 PM
actually i am! (only joking)

Is not a member of the MTF shrek stars

Deco
11-21-2004, 10:05 PM
:p

is from the USA

Corey Feldman
11-21-2004, 10:15 PM
eats frogs for breakfast :p

Lynne
11-22-2004, 06:04 AM
eats dinner together with Taz Mania

Corey Feldman
11-22-2004, 04:12 PM
shared dinner with me
i had bugs bunny and i gave her the ears :lick: :D

Lynne
11-22-2004, 04:16 PM
LOL Escude!!
turned into a carrot as he/she ate too much of Bugs Bunny!

Aurora
11-22-2004, 04:16 PM
lives in a sumptuous yet creepy castle in the Scottish highlands

Corey Feldman
11-22-2004, 04:28 PM
:lol:
guillermo canas wants her nickname
swirlingblackwilly..

tall_one
11-22-2004, 11:34 PM
is a cyclops http://smileys.******************/cat/36/36_1_14.gif

Aurora
11-23-2004, 12:02 AM
bugs the hell out of me with her lame-ass annoying smileys. really.

Daniel
11-23-2004, 06:55 AM
has an ugly avatar

tall_one
11-23-2004, 04:39 PM
jumps for joy everytime it snows
http://smileys.******************/cat/28/28_4_1v.gif

Gonzalo81
11-24-2004, 01:36 AM
Was happy with marat-roger tie break ;)

Daniel
11-24-2004, 07:53 AM
is from BOlivia

Suzi
11-24-2004, 12:58 PM
smells

Corey Feldman
11-24-2004, 01:03 PM
meeeow's when she wants fed :p

Suzi
11-24-2004, 01:10 PM
is obnoxious (dunno wot the word means!)

Corey Feldman
11-24-2004, 01:11 PM
smells horrible :kiss:

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 02:01 AM
Hates golf

Corey Feldman
11-25-2004, 03:30 AM
Will give his tickets for the pumas rugby match... for free... to some river plate fans ;)

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 04:47 AM
likes going out naked in the rain

Daniel
11-25-2004, 09:43 AM
likes rats :p

Lynne
11-25-2004, 10:08 AM
lives together with Roger Federer

Daniel
11-25-2004, 10:10 AM
i wish :drool:

likes Serena :lick:

Lynne
11-25-2004, 10:13 AM
:lol: thinks Agassi is just 19 years old

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 10:53 AM
Is vcash poor

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 11:01 AM
... is VCash rich!

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 11:14 AM
will lend some of hers

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 11:14 AM
... is already getting paid by me!

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 11:16 AM
Pays to be her personal stripper :lol:

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 11:21 AM
... isn't sexy enough to be payed by me to get his clothes off.... :lol:

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 11:22 AM
:lol:

Shouldn´t give me a raise :smash:

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 11:29 AM
... Doesn't deserve to get a raise! :p

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 11:30 AM
:lol:


Shouldn`t come to Argentina

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 11:35 AM
...Shouldn't be inviting me in the first place! :tape:

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 11:36 AM
won´t have a good time here :)

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 11:41 AM
... Only has made me less interested in his country and in himself... :p

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 11:43 AM
Is the most hated person in MTF

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 11:48 AM
... has the least rep points of all of us!

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 11:49 AM
wants AZ to loose today :retard:

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 11:54 AM
... Wants Boca to relegate this season... :p

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 11:56 AM
Wants the dutch team to miss the next world cup in Germany

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 12:12 PM
... Wants Argentina to miss it too!

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 12:13 PM
Hates Rainer

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 12:21 PM
...Hates Guille!

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 12:23 PM
Won´t like Argentina.....is a horrible countrie ;)

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 12:25 PM
... should know I've already been there and indeed, it sucks! :p

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 12:26 PM
So shouldn´t come....cuz I don´t wanna meet her anyway :smash:

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 12:28 PM
...should go on teasing me in the Name Game thread

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 12:28 PM
:lol:

Should keep the Ks coming

SuperFurryAnimal
11-25-2004, 12:35 PM
... thinks the K is his favorit letter of the alphabet!

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 12:37 PM
:lol:


wants more name with a C

Lynne
11-25-2004, 12:59 PM
lives on pluto and thinks it's the biggest ever planet.

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:00 PM
is coming to visit me there :)

Sandra
11-25-2004, 01:01 PM
Marat will never end a season as no 1

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:01 PM
Hates Marat

Sandra
11-25-2004, 01:04 PM
Hates Coria

Lynne
11-25-2004, 01:04 PM
likes Federer's cow- Juliette a lot!!

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:05 PM
was happy with ferrero´s year

Sandra
11-25-2004, 01:06 PM
was happy wit Coria's summer

Lynne
11-25-2004, 01:08 PM
likes Michael Phelps more than Ian Thorpe

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:09 PM
Was happy with Marat´s performance at Wimbledon :lol:

Sandra
11-25-2004, 01:10 PM
Happy wit the way David lost to mArat in madrid

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:10 PM
:fiery:


lives in the north pole with a seal

Lynne
11-25-2004, 01:12 PM
lives in the jungle with Tarzan :lol:

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:12 PM
wants to come...and become Jane

Lynne
11-25-2004, 01:16 PM
finds out that Tarzan is actually Guille!

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:17 PM
like a monkey and is going to marry him

Sandra
11-25-2004, 01:18 PM
fells for Cheetah

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:19 PM
will have baby monkeys soon :)

Lynne
11-25-2004, 01:21 PM
leaves the jungle just to be with the seal at the north pole

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:22 PM
:lol:


likes eating from trash cans

Sandra
11-25-2004, 01:23 PM
and then they move to the san Diego zoo

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 01:25 PM
will live in the cage in front of mine :lol:

Lynne
11-25-2004, 04:10 PM
:haha: will still be in his cage while I get freed from the zoo

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 04:18 PM
Will help me to escape :)

Lynne
11-25-2004, 04:20 PM
will then be sent to another zoo with a lot of ducks

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 04:30 PM
:lol:

Lives in Africa

Lynne
11-25-2004, 04:33 PM
:lol:
eats 10 meals a day

Gonzalo81
11-25-2004, 04:40 PM
eats more than me :lol:

Suzi
11-25-2004, 05:58 PM
eats dirt

Sandra
11-25-2004, 06:03 PM
take pics wit Anna K while eating

Corey Feldman
11-25-2004, 06:44 PM
owns Beethoven :dog:

Sandra
11-25-2004, 06:47 PM
didnt make laught

Corey Feldman
11-25-2004, 06:52 PM
she is old member who i dont like

Sandra
11-25-2004, 06:54 PM
i undrestand his singnature

Corey Feldman
11-25-2004, 06:56 PM
Must know all about PAW game on MTF forums, tennis game ;)
my sig= my results ;)

CooCooCachoo
11-25-2004, 07:01 PM
Has an avatar of Tweety eating Sylvester.

Corey Feldman
11-25-2004, 07:02 PM
does not like the old gray haired italian man ;)

Suzi
11-25-2004, 10:11 PM
is appauling

Corey Feldman
11-25-2004, 11:13 PM
Is sooooooooooooo ugly !!

Gonzalo81
11-26-2004, 01:19 AM
is an asshole

Lynne
11-26-2004, 10:03 AM
has not bathed for five months :)

Gonzalo81
11-26-2004, 12:48 PM
Likes the way I smell now...:)

Lynne
11-26-2004, 12:58 PM
makes everyone in the room faint when he passes by :lol:

Gonzalo81
11-26-2004, 01:13 PM
Is going to give me a perfum for Christmans

Mrs. B
11-26-2004, 01:16 PM
has a sig from Ziggy Marley

Lynne
11-26-2004, 01:27 PM
joined MTF yesterday.

Gonzalo81
11-26-2004, 01:50 PM
Haves more posts than me :)

Lynne
11-26-2004, 02:00 PM
has more vCash than me

Gonzalo81
11-26-2004, 02:06 PM
:lol:

I have been here longer than her

Lynne
11-26-2004, 02:10 PM
has more colours in her signature than mine :)

Gonzalo81
11-26-2004, 02:11 PM
Has no smilies in hers

Gonzalo81
11-26-2004, 02:11 PM
And im a him not a her

Lynne
11-26-2004, 02:15 PM
oops... typing mistake.. sorry...

was chased by a dog for 1 km..

Gonzalo81
11-26-2004, 02:18 PM
Was her dog;)

Lynne
11-26-2004, 02:26 PM
:lol: just went to planet Jupiter recently

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 02:32 PM
Thinks JC Ferrero is a pig *oink oink*
:p

Micca
11-26-2004, 02:39 PM
is the biggest nerd on earth! :lol:

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 02:50 PM
thinks Hockey is such a dumb sport :p

Micca
11-26-2004, 02:53 PM
is sooo right! *and he should, because he's a nerd! :p*

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 02:57 PM
Knows im the goalkeeper on her hockey team, and i scare her with my mask on :scared:

Micca
11-26-2004, 03:00 PM
How did you know you scare me?! :scared: Thats was my No1 secret to you,, and you knew all along!! :o Can you forgive me??? :hug::sad: :p

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 03:04 PM
i can :hug:
is scared as well when i stick my tongue out the mask :p :p :p :p :p

Micca
11-26-2004, 03:06 PM
whahahahahaha, is veeery ugly to me :sad:

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 03:09 PM
she thinks im so ugly, she faints when she see's me http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/obm.gif

Suzi
11-26-2004, 03:12 PM
wears a frilly dress (although cud be true) :lol:

Micca
11-26-2004, 03:16 PM
has the Grinch on her avatar! :lol:

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 03:19 PM
She did not like when i ruins her sand castle in nursery http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/kuli.gif
;)

Mrs. B
11-26-2004, 03:23 PM
lost his bet on Muhammad Ali. :lol:

Micca
11-26-2004, 03:24 PM
:bigcry: Knows Im still upset about that!! :mad:

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 03:25 PM
does not ever want any boy to kiss her :o http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/wan.gif ;)

Suzi
11-26-2004, 03:32 PM
no one will touch him full stop!

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 03:35 PM
was sculpt'd (how's it called ? :rolls: ) by me http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/ven.gif
:angel: ;)

Suzi
11-26-2004, 03:41 PM
was once a girl

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 03:49 PM
Hates me when i ask her something http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/hit.gif
:p

Suzi
11-26-2004, 03:54 PM
really annoys me :hug:

Corey Feldman
11-26-2004, 07:13 PM
she is happy to work tonight :p

Micca
11-26-2004, 09:01 PM
has the same avatar for months now!

Gonzalo81
11-27-2004, 01:41 AM
Hates Coria for playing the masters cup at Houston ;)

Daniel
11-27-2004, 07:11 AM
hates Federer :p

Lynne
11-27-2004, 10:51 AM
just swam for 20 km in the pacific ocean

Suzi
11-27-2004, 11:31 AM
just ate a horse

Gonzalo81
11-27-2004, 01:23 PM
Cooked the horse for her

Lynne
11-27-2004, 03:23 PM
is a vampire
:lol:

Gonzalo81
11-27-2004, 03:37 PM
sleeps hanging from the roof :lol:

Suzi
11-27-2004, 10:56 PM
lives on the roof

Corey Feldman
11-28-2004, 12:09 AM
Is wide awake now :zzz:

Daniel
11-28-2004, 08:40 AM
is from Ohio

Mrs. B
11-28-2004, 10:08 AM
lives in the north pole

Suzi
11-28-2004, 11:09 AM
was once a penguin

CooCooCachoo
11-28-2004, 11:51 AM
Has slept with Elton John :devil:

Micca
11-28-2004, 02:15 PM
has a man from Argentina on his avatar :lol:

Lynne
11-28-2004, 02:17 PM
hasn't slept for 2 weeks

Micca
11-28-2004, 02:19 PM
is soo right! :jawn: *yawn*

Micca
11-28-2004, 02:19 PM
:yawn:

Lynne
11-28-2004, 02:21 PM
:) lives with the Grinch!

Micca
11-28-2004, 02:39 PM
has just eaten a doggie biskit :lol:

Lynne
11-28-2004, 03:13 PM
:lol: has green eyebrows

Micca
11-28-2004, 03:45 PM
has very hairy feet!

Suzi
11-28-2004, 04:54 PM
absolutly hates Guille

Corey Feldman
11-28-2004, 09:22 PM
absolutly loves me :p

Suzi
11-28-2004, 10:11 PM
is wrong :lol:

Corey Feldman
11-29-2004, 12:26 AM
Is hated by me :p

Micca
11-29-2004, 08:12 AM
hates me too

Daniel
11-29-2004, 09:08 AM
hates me too

Mrs. B
11-29-2004, 10:49 AM
lives on a yacht

Corey Feldman
11-29-2004, 11:58 AM
Is my v-cash accountant, so she is very rich :)

PennyThePenguin
11-29-2004, 12:00 PM
is sunbathing in scotland

Corey Feldman
11-29-2004, 12:01 PM
Is my servant who stayed with me on sat'day night instead of boring old studying :fiery:
:hug:

PennyThePenguin
11-29-2004, 12:23 PM
mwhahahahahahahaha.....

got knocked out by barreras (is that how it's spelt?)

Gonzalo81
11-29-2004, 04:15 PM
Isn´t one of my angels

Micca
11-29-2004, 04:55 PM
has made a site called asianbackpackers.co.uk :lol:

Suzi
11-29-2004, 05:25 PM
is a boy

Corey Feldman
11-29-2004, 07:10 PM
Has green hair

Suzi
11-29-2004, 08:53 PM
does not have his taz av Back

Corey Feldman
11-29-2004, 09:09 PM
Likes her avs with ugly looking guys in them..
(why im not there yet? :angel: )

Suzi
11-29-2004, 09:23 PM
hates st mirren :lol:

Micca
12-01-2004, 08:58 PM
has looots of vCash

Suzi
12-01-2004, 10:02 PM
has less v cash than moi

Corey Feldman
12-02-2004, 02:20 AM
snoozy suzi right now :zzz:

CooCooCachoo
12-02-2004, 10:20 AM
Finished last in the PAW Szczecin Challenger :p

Gonzalo81
12-02-2004, 12:15 PM
Has an avatar of the grinch :nerner:

tall_one
12-02-2004, 08:21 PM
likes eating blue bananas http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/fuzwadd/smileys/b-blue.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/fuzwadd/smileys/b-blue.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v345/fuzwadd/smileys/b-blue.gif

Suzi
12-02-2004, 10:12 PM
thinks marat is an angel

Corey Feldman
12-02-2004, 10:14 PM
I hate her cuddles.

Suzi
12-02-2004, 10:18 PM
doesnt appreciate me (i bloody well hope so, wit the amount of cuddles)

Corey Feldman
12-02-2004, 10:19 PM
Hates the word 'poo' :)

Suzi
12-02-2004, 10:24 PM
its such a beautiful word hehe!

anyway ummmmmm likes Liverpool

Corey Feldman
12-02-2004, 10:27 PM
Told igor andreev to "get stuffed!!!"
when he asked her out last week :o

Suzi
12-02-2004, 10:30 PM
(i wish it woz true,but not the get stuffed bit) got asked out by 'nicolas' a moment ago

Corey Feldman
12-02-2004, 10:33 PM
is going to stuff a chicken this year for xmas dinner.......... full of salt n vineger crisps!!!!
:lick: :lick: :lick:

Suzi
12-02-2004, 10:35 PM
hmmm yummy is going to walk to lapland to see rudolph

CooCooCachoo
12-02-2004, 10:46 PM
Is a drag queen ;)

Suzi
12-02-2004, 10:51 PM
eats off the floor

CooCooCachoo
12-02-2004, 10:52 PM
Steals the mail from her neighbours :)

Suzi
12-02-2004, 10:54 PM
lives in his neighbours bins

CooCooCachoo
12-02-2004, 11:00 PM
Used to date Elton John

Corey Feldman
12-03-2004, 02:22 AM
Has the same name as the sound my little clock makes ... http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/kuku.gif

CooCooCachoo
12-03-2004, 01:14 PM
Used to play Mr. Humphries on 'Are you being served?'

tall_one
12-03-2004, 01:17 PM
has a job making snow angels for Sinterklaas
http://smileys.******************/cat/28/28_4_10.gif

CooCooCachoo
12-03-2004, 01:27 PM
Is Sinterklaas' little helper, Zwarte Piet :lol:

Suzi
12-03-2004, 06:33 PM
is rudolph in disguise

Corey Feldman
12-03-2004, 06:35 PM
flies around like a wombat :D
if they can fly :p

Suzi
12-03-2004, 06:43 PM
is a flaming Galah!

Corey Feldman
12-03-2004, 06:45 PM
:rolls:
saw me pulling down Igor's pants and she said "strike me rome ! "