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The "its not true" thread....

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Bibir
10-02-2004, 08:00 AM
likes watching Gonzalo playing tennis at 4am http://www.victorypoker.com/forum/images/smilies/cheerleader3.gif

Corey Feldman
10-02-2004, 11:54 AM
does not have sexy eyes :tape: :o

Bibir
10-02-2004, 01:22 PM
is soo kind and nice with me...:o

HybridTheory
10-02-2004, 01:24 PM
Is the queen of France

Bibir
10-02-2004, 01:25 PM
is right ...but we're not on "the person above game" thread :o

HybridTheory
10-02-2004, 01:29 PM
:lol: :p

Is going to visit George Bush tomorrow in Camp David

Bibir
10-02-2004, 01:39 PM
is going to visit him with me...and should know I do this for her and I'm going to help her...because she's in love with him but is so shy :o

Daniel
10-02-2004, 01:54 PM
likes snails

tall_one
10-03-2004, 10:44 PM
enjoys tiolet papering his own house
http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_1_201.gif

PennyThePenguin
10-04-2004, 12:27 AM
lol......

is going to join a kids marching band

Corey Feldman
10-04-2004, 12:32 AM
sleeps in an igloo and just slid out for a yawn :)

PennyThePenguin
10-04-2004, 12:33 AM
sleeps on the floor

Corey Feldman
10-04-2004, 12:38 AM
hey, thats true :o
eats 10 raw fish for breakfast.. :lick:

PennyThePenguin
10-04-2004, 12:40 AM
eek!

cuddles up with a piece of tissue paper for a blankie

Corey Feldman
10-04-2004, 12:42 AM
keeps 20 raw fish eyeballs for dessert :drool: :drool: :drool:

PennyThePenguin
10-04-2004, 12:46 AM
u want some?

has a bear named maratik

Bibir
10-04-2004, 03:52 PM
met some guy at a penguin party !!! :yeah:

Corey Feldman
10-04-2004, 04:47 PM
fainted when batman opened his cape and flashed at her :o

Corinna
10-04-2004, 04:57 PM
is the one and only donald duck

Corey Feldman
10-04-2004, 04:58 PM
throws me bread and i catch it in my beak quack quack :lick:

Corinna
10-04-2004, 05:00 PM
is to slow for being the first

Corey Feldman
10-04-2004, 05:03 PM
did not reach 2,000 posts ...

Bibir
10-04-2004, 05:29 PM
forgot to thank me last time I visited GA with him...poor thing u were so afraid

Corey Feldman
10-04-2004, 05:31 PM
gave me alot of :hug: that day :sad:
im back too $800 btw :scared: :devil:
pay me bookie :fiery:

Bibir
10-04-2004, 05:35 PM
didn't give me :hug: back...money turns his head these days...

Corey Feldman
10-04-2004, 05:37 PM
does not know The Joker keeps a huge long weapon in his pants :o
well didnt you see the batman movie where he pulls it out and shoots the bat plane? :haha:

Bibir
10-04-2004, 05:54 PM
should know The Joker is only in the movie to make Batman shine...:bigwave:

Corinna
10-04-2004, 08:19 PM
is a mean girl I don't like at all :hug:

SuperFurryAnimal
10-05-2004, 07:48 AM
... has never ever repped me.. :sad:

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 11:59 AM
will cheer for my team Glasgow rangers V AZ in the uefa.... :p

Daniel
10-05-2004, 12:00 PM
is my bf :o

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 12:03 PM
Is my gf :o :p

PennyThePenguin
10-05-2004, 12:05 PM
eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww......... is gonna apparate to timbuctoo

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 12:07 PM
slapped safin's butt with a raw fish :o

Daniel
10-05-2004, 12:09 PM
is my husband

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 12:12 PM
spanks me when ive been a naughty girl :o

Daniel
10-05-2004, 12:21 PM
*spanking you* :devil: :hug:

PennyThePenguin
10-05-2004, 12:21 PM
u'd deserve it mike.

is building a spacecraft out of tin foil

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 12:24 PM
spank you very much :hatoff:
is building an igloo from ice cubes in her room...

PennyThePenguin
10-05-2004, 12:32 PM
yep...nice place.....nice and warm inside too..no need for blankies...

is gonna clear a forest to practice spinning around in

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 12:45 PM
had a tummy ache today thinking of eating too many raw fish :sad:

PennyThePenguin
10-05-2004, 12:46 PM
is gonna fly fromm the north pole to the south in a hot air balloon

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 12:49 PM
sleeps in a polar bear's fur cos its nice and warm at night... :zzz:

PennyThePenguin
10-05-2004, 12:53 PM
spins around so much he gets a concussion

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 12:58 PM
caused a Tsunami when she made me spin in anger :fiery:
:o

PennyThePenguin
10-05-2004, 01:16 PM
lol....haha..... is not gonna get a prezzie from me

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 01:19 PM
doesnt know its my Bd in 9 days :p

PennyThePenguin
10-05-2004, 01:21 PM
geesh! isn't self-promoting his bday...

Bibir
10-05-2004, 05:07 PM
likes making suppositories !!! (private joke ;))

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 05:09 PM
has spent alot of her $1,025 since getting to that number :D

Bibir
10-05-2004, 05:20 PM
never forgot to check my v-cash :scared:

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 05:21 PM
was left behind when batman take superman on a date last night....those naughty boys :o
:D

Corinna
10-05-2004, 05:22 PM
is a selfish dog

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 05:25 PM
feed me nice dog food and my tail wagged :dog:

Bibir
10-05-2004, 05:25 PM
will never happen...I'm too sexy....only in your "gay" dreams.... :o

Bibir
10-05-2004, 05:26 PM
outposted twice...wow :lol: :lol:

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 05:28 PM
knows i would never have gay dreams :o
:devil:

Corinna
10-05-2004, 05:31 PM
is gay

Bibir
10-05-2004, 05:32 PM
has an awful sig :yeah:

Corinna
10-05-2004, 05:36 PM
is awful

Bibir
10-05-2004, 05:39 PM
is right http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/ruinkai/FIREdevil.gif

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 05:51 PM
likes 30 second men :o :lol: :angel:

Bibir
10-05-2004, 05:55 PM
:lol:
yeah..is right...unfortunately...is not one of them :sad: :kiss:

Corey Feldman
10-05-2004, 05:59 PM
is right ;)
:kiss:

Washa Koroleva
10-05-2004, 06:34 PM
is online on msn

tall_one
10-06-2004, 12:29 PM
spent the day raking leaves
http://smileys.******************/cat/3/3_13_13.gif

SuperFurryAnimal
10-06-2004, 12:46 PM
... Is no fan of Marat and Guga.

tall_one
10-07-2004, 10:44 AM
is dracula
http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_1_208.gif

Peta Pan
10-07-2004, 10:46 AM
Doesn't have a big assortment of smilies!!

tall_one
10-07-2004, 03:31 PM
is addicted to tacos
http://smileys.******************/cat/7/7_4_6.gif

Peta Pan
10-08-2004, 08:25 AM
Is a fish

(ok, you'll just have to imagine a really pretty fish smiley in this space :p)

--------
:p Actually you know, Mexican is my favourite food. I could actually very easily get addicted to tacos!

tall_one
10-08-2004, 04:27 PM
is dating a pumpkin http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_1_207.gif

Peta Pan
10-10-2004, 11:36 AM
Likes dressing as a turnip :p

tall_one
10-10-2004, 04:42 PM
pj girl's favorite pick up line---> http://smileys.******************/cat/11/11_14_5.gif

PennyThePenguin
10-11-2004, 12:20 AM
did someone say fish earlier?
okie...is gonna buy me an ocean of fish!

Bibir
10-11-2004, 07:10 PM
never suffers from heart trouble (because of the hippo) :hug:

Corey Feldman
10-11-2004, 07:58 PM
didnt go to B.A (batman's anonymous) to try and forget the dream man :help:

Bibir
10-11-2004, 08:17 PM
Should know that I need to recover from "real man" first :help:

Corey Feldman
10-11-2004, 09:49 PM
Wants a macho macho man ;)

Bibir
10-11-2004, 10:06 PM
is watching hot sex movie...Escude vs Denim :o

Corey Feldman
10-11-2004, 10:21 PM
:scared:
is french, russian with a little bit of scottish in her :p

Bibir
10-11-2004, 10:35 PM
his two fav local heroes are:
Wiliam Wallace for his long hair
Scotty (The scottish one from Star trek) for his skirt

Corey Feldman
10-11-2004, 10:41 PM
:lol: fainted when she lifted up my skirt :o

Bibir
10-11-2004, 10:48 PM
knows that I like him very much...but as a good friend I had to tell him to go to "Help me I have a little dick anonymous"

Corey Feldman
10-11-2004, 11:31 PM
:lol: also took me to '15 minute men' anonymous and not '30 seconds' anon ;)

Bibir
10-11-2004, 11:47 PM
No no no ...I took him to "Help me I can't stop... 59 minute men anonymous" ;)

Fedex
10-12-2004, 01:06 AM
is a poker player.

Corey Feldman
10-12-2004, 01:11 AM
expected Federer to finish 2004 ranked #243rd :lol:

PennyThePenguin
10-12-2004, 08:51 AM
yeah actually...cos marat's supoosed to be first!!!

twirled 10 million times arounda coconut tree

tall_one
10-12-2004, 09:10 PM
is a werewolf
http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_1_206.gif

Purple Rainbow
10-12-2004, 09:20 PM
Hates joking around...

tall_one
10-12-2004, 09:38 PM
is a witch
(the one in the middle to be precise, lol)
http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_1_214.gif

Gonzalo81
10-13-2004, 12:50 AM
Wasn´t covered in silly pink strings by her roommate...:lol:

Fedex
10-13-2004, 12:55 AM
Is a Yankees fan.

Gonzalo81
10-13-2004, 12:56 AM
Hates baseball...

tall_one
10-13-2004, 07:20 PM
is in love with a rock

Bibir
10-13-2004, 07:34 PM
is as small as a baby

http://www.charlottebear.co.uk/art/craft/cards/images/baby6.jpg

Corey Feldman
10-13-2004, 11:13 PM
Hates apples http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/spezial/Fool/apl.gif

PennyThePenguin
10-14-2004, 06:29 AM
isn't going to skip school today

tall_one
10-14-2004, 12:28 PM
is Elvis http://smileys.******************/cat/5/5_5_137.gif

Bibir
10-14-2004, 03:12 PM
is in a very serious relationship with Guga :angel:

tall_one
10-15-2004, 09:55 AM
Dances like this--> http://smileys.******************/cat/5/5_1_101.gif

Daniel
10-16-2004, 09:20 AM
is tall

tall_one
10-16-2004, 11:37 AM
is tall ummm Daniel, this is the not true thread lol

has a pet dragon http://smileys.******************/cat/15/15_3_9v.gif

Gonzalo81
10-25-2004, 04:03 AM
Hates Marat

tall_one
10-25-2004, 06:21 AM
played in the snow today
http://smileys.******************/cat/28/28_4_8.gif

Gonzalo81
10-25-2004, 02:33 PM
is not one of my angels :angel:

HybridTheory
10-25-2004, 02:38 PM
Is very unpopulair here on MTF

Micca
10-25-2004, 02:40 PM
Is on msn right now

HybridTheory
10-25-2004, 02:41 PM
Hates to play hockey

Micca
10-25-2004, 02:42 PM
is a really weird girl

HybridTheory
10-25-2004, 02:43 PM
Doesn't know Maroon5

Micca
10-25-2004, 02:43 PM
Has over a 1000 vCash

HybridTheory
10-25-2004, 02:47 PM
Just used 1 colour in her sig

Corey Feldman
10-25-2004, 08:43 PM
her fav tennis player is a guy who does not have VERY HAIRY arms :D :p

Aurora
10-25-2004, 10:10 PM
has never won anything at vBetting

Corey Feldman
10-25-2004, 10:23 PM
Has avatar of Tim Henman holding his Madrid AMS title .

Gonzalo81
10-25-2004, 11:36 PM
Hates playing golf

tall_one
10-26-2004, 09:43 AM
wanted Safin to win tms madrid

Gonzalo81
10-26-2004, 01:58 PM
wanted Nalbandian to win tms madrid

Bibir
10-26-2004, 04:00 PM
didn't appreciate the ballgirls at TMS Madrid

Corey Feldman
10-26-2004, 04:28 PM
left the door open in batman's home, and his pet cat escaped :o

Pancakesong
10-26-2004, 04:52 PM
doesn't like the lord of the rings

tall_one
10-28-2004, 09:44 PM
hates orlando bloom http://smileys.******************/cat/1/1_4_26.gif

Aurora
10-28-2004, 09:52 PM
should not change her avatar ever imo (wink wink)

Daniel
10-29-2004, 11:36 AM
is from Chile

Corey Feldman
10-29-2004, 02:46 PM
wears a pink bow in his hair, for me ;)

Aurora
10-29-2004, 05:04 PM
isn't a very active member on this board

Suzi
10-29-2004, 06:33 PM
is sporty

Aurora
10-29-2004, 07:16 PM
is wrong :p

tall_one
10-29-2004, 08:34 PM
is a mummy
http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_1_215.gif

Daniel
10-30-2004, 07:27 AM
is a father :p

Suzi
10-30-2004, 02:14 PM
is not lazy

Corey Feldman
10-30-2004, 02:21 PM
had the song written after her
"wake up, little suzi, wake up!" :dance:

Peta Pan
10-30-2004, 02:27 PM
Is still going really crappy with his vcash!

Corey Feldman
10-30-2004, 02:30 PM
does not tease me in her good reps about me losing my cash :p
:hug: ;)

Suzi
10-30-2004, 03:16 PM
Is not at all cheeky in any way :hug:

Corey Feldman
10-31-2004, 01:35 AM
Is not at all lovely girl in any way :hug:

Daniel
10-31-2004, 06:07 AM
is my lover :)

tall_one
10-31-2004, 07:35 AM
is a ghost
http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_1_1v.gif

Daniel
11-05-2004, 07:26 AM
is my sister :p

tall_one
11-05-2004, 08:12 AM
lives in a cukoo clock
http://smileys.******************/cat/26/26_34_4.gif

Mrs. B
11-06-2004, 03:11 PM
is a midget

tall_one
11-07-2004, 05:54 AM
rides a turkey to work http://smileys.******************/cat/8/8_5_1.gif

Daniel
11-07-2004, 06:54 AM
is my sister :p

Corey Feldman
11-07-2004, 02:47 PM
is my lover :p :o

Suzi
11-07-2004, 02:52 PM
likes my av

Corey Feldman
11-07-2004, 02:54 PM
Thinks im a nice good boy :o

Suzi
11-07-2004, 02:58 PM
is nice

Corey Feldman
11-07-2004, 02:59 PM
is my wife :inlove:

Suzi
11-07-2004, 03:03 PM
is true

Corey Feldman
11-07-2004, 03:05 PM
Will be my wife :inlove: :inlove: :kiss:

Corinna
11-07-2004, 06:56 PM
didn't miss him

Micca
11-07-2004, 07:53 PM
hate her

Daniel
11-08-2004, 05:43 AM
loves me :p

Mrs. B
11-08-2004, 04:14 PM
is Martina Hingis' brother

Deco
11-08-2004, 04:22 PM
is my daughter:p

Suzi
11-08-2004, 04:43 PM
does not have minis on their av

Corey Feldman
11-08-2004, 04:50 PM
Is my teddy bear :p

Suzi
11-08-2004, 04:55 PM
is not horrible to me

Deco
11-08-2004, 04:56 PM
Is the prime minister of RUsland

Corey Feldman
11-08-2004, 04:57 PM
must know boys who are horrible to girls mean they really like them :o
:yeah: :p

Corey Feldman
11-08-2004, 04:57 PM
not outposted by deco :fiery:

Deco
11-08-2004, 04:58 PM
401 posts :banana: :banana:

Corey Feldman
11-08-2004, 05:05 PM
surname is 'rated'
deco-rated
:p
:o

Suzi
11-08-2004, 05:11 PM
makes me laugh

Corey Feldman
11-08-2004, 05:12 PM
makes me cry :sad: :sad: :sad:

Suzi
11-08-2004, 05:14 PM
does not care

Corey Feldman
11-08-2004, 05:16 PM
will miss me
me smells dinner :drool: :lick: :lick: :lick: :drool:

Suzi
11-08-2004, 05:21 PM
will not be eating dinner

Pancakesong
11-08-2004, 06:40 PM
doesn't love tommy

Deco
11-08-2004, 06:43 PM
Hates Tommy Robredo

Suzi
11-10-2004, 12:45 PM
does not have many reps

Mrs. B
11-10-2004, 12:54 PM
her family name is Quatro

Micca
11-10-2004, 02:26 PM
is called Mr. C

User ID 4783
11-10-2004, 03:05 PM
wants to talk about war all the time ;)

Deco
11-10-2004, 03:09 PM
went to the moon

novanora
11-10-2004, 03:49 PM
still don't feel sleepy

Deco
11-10-2004, 03:53 PM
is new here

Suzi
11-10-2004, 05:28 PM
does not like shrek

Corey Feldman
11-10-2004, 05:30 PM
Is horrible girl !!! :scared:

Suzi
11-10-2004, 05:35 PM
i hate him!

Corey Feldman
11-10-2004, 05:35 PM
is ugly !

Suzi
11-10-2004, 05:40 PM
is right

Corey Feldman
11-10-2004, 05:48 PM
Is a great dancer http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/tiere/animal-smiley-040.gif

User ID 4783
11-10-2004, 05:50 PM
does not have the cutest smilies! omg! :D

Corey Feldman
11-10-2004, 05:55 PM
Is a turtle http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/tiere/animal-smiley-089.gif
;)

Daniel
11-11-2004, 06:25 AM
is a monkey ;)

Corey Feldman
11-11-2004, 12:37 PM
has a big snake http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/tiere/animal-smiley-086.gif
;)

Mrs. B
11-11-2004, 12:38 PM
has a lot of vCash :lol:

SuperFurryAnimal
11-11-2004, 12:39 PM
... is from Austria.

Corey Feldman
11-11-2004, 12:40 PM
married, now her name will be Mrs. E
;)

SuperFurryAnimal
11-11-2004, 12:57 PM
...didn't get outposted by me! :lol:

Corey Feldman
11-11-2004, 12:59 PM
Knows it will be AZ 0-5 Rangers :D

SuperFurryAnimal
11-11-2004, 01:07 PM
haha... and that is very true indeed! :haha:
(I am so much looking forward to this match!!)

Lynne
11-11-2004, 01:39 PM
thinks RS is a furry animal

Mrs. B
11-11-2004, 05:54 PM
is Juanqui's hairdresser

andyroxmysox12191
11-11-2004, 08:53 PM
is a mean, old, bitter lady who hates tennis with a passion

Corey Feldman
11-11-2004, 09:12 PM
is a terrible girl :nerner:

Daniel
11-12-2004, 06:06 AM
is a cute girl :p

Corey Feldman
11-12-2004, 12:03 PM
does not have a nice ass :p :hug:

Mrs. B
11-12-2004, 01:13 PM
has vCash 366,000

Corey Feldman
11-12-2004, 01:27 PM
Has avatar of 50 year old federer playing tennis :)

Suzi
11-12-2004, 05:15 PM
is cute :lol:

Deco
11-12-2004, 05:20 PM
Is very funny :devil:

Suzi
11-12-2004, 05:26 PM
is right

Corey Feldman
11-12-2004, 05:28 PM
thinks im cute :fiery:

Suzi
11-12-2004, 05:34 PM
is happy with moi! :)

Corey Feldman
11-12-2004, 05:38 PM
doesnt have alot homework and studyies to do! :) !

Deco
11-12-2004, 05:46 PM
is dubya's son

Corey Feldman
11-12-2004, 05:48 PM
Is Blair's daughter

Suzi
11-12-2004, 05:51 PM
is a girl (although cud be questioned :lol: )

Corey Feldman
11-12-2004, 05:58 PM
Likes girls :drool:

Suzi
11-12-2004, 06:01 PM
is incredibally nice

Corey Feldman
11-12-2004, 06:06 PM
Is incredible liar
:nerner: :p aww :hug:
:D

Suzi
11-12-2004, 06:11 PM
doesnt deserve my hugz

:hug: :hug:

tall_one
11-13-2004, 12:23 AM
enjoys telling people really bad jokes http://smileys.******************/cat/23/23_4_178.gif

Daniel
11-13-2004, 06:44 AM
is a good cook

Lynne
11-13-2004, 07:09 AM
has a lot of red dots.. :devil:

Micca
11-13-2004, 10:34 AM
is called Amy

Mrs. B
11-13-2004, 11:32 AM
hates a guy named Guillermo

Corey Feldman
11-13-2004, 01:35 PM
has Sig that says 'enjoy death, there's plenty of time to be alive' :p

Suzi
11-13-2004, 01:39 PM
is a pain in the ass :hug:

Corey Feldman
11-13-2004, 01:42 PM
is also a pain in the buttocks :D :hug:

Suzi
11-13-2004, 01:50 PM
i hate him

Corey Feldman
11-13-2004, 01:52 PM
did now show pic of the racoons on other thread, cartoon that i did not watch when i was liyyle boy :angel:

Mrs. B
11-13-2004, 05:44 PM
has now vCash 400,000 :lol:

Suzi
11-13-2004, 09:10 PM
is not called Mrs.B

Daniel
11-14-2004, 06:41 AM
is not called Suzi

Mrs. B
11-14-2004, 07:55 AM
is an astronaut

tall_one
11-14-2004, 10:48 AM
is building a snowman right now
http://smileys.******************/cat/28/28_4_9.gif

Micca
11-14-2004, 03:04 PM
is colorblind

Corey Feldman
11-14-2004, 03:09 PM
HATES hockey, maroon 5 and Me :p ;)

rassklovn
11-14-2004, 03:13 PM
Loves Rangers

Daniel
11-15-2004, 09:18 AM
loves me :p

Mrs. B
11-15-2004, 09:25 AM
is my little brother :hug:

Daniel
11-15-2004, 09:41 AM
is my little sister :smooch:

Corey Feldman
11-15-2004, 10:49 AM
is my slave :devil:

Mrs. B
11-15-2004, 11:50 AM
has a lot of vCash

Suzi
11-15-2004, 05:47 PM
hasnt posted much

Bibir
11-15-2004, 05:47 PM
is a gambler anonymous! :o

Corey Feldman
11-15-2004, 05:48 PM
does not smoke ;)

Bibir
11-15-2004, 05:50 PM
ha...ha...ha...find something new Tassie!

has very nice brothers!

Suzi
11-15-2004, 05:52 PM
hates hippos

Corey Feldman
11-15-2004, 05:53 PM
stayed in haunted house with me all night and cuddled me :scared:

Bibir
11-15-2004, 05:55 PM
hates hippo's friend (Igor) ;)

Bibir
11-15-2004, 05:56 PM
wow...outposted by Mike "The Great"

Corey Feldman
11-15-2004, 05:57 PM
thinks im great :o :sad:

Bibir
11-15-2004, 06:07 PM
only kidding mike! :hug:
should know that I have a special sense of humor. you remember batman,The joker, etc?...old days.

Corey Feldman
11-15-2004, 06:10 PM
off course, i dont remember ;) (staying with thread theme) :hug: